Office Nuisances

Office Nuisances was the first dialogue-only ficlet I
had ever written and I’m pretty sure that it’ll be the last one I do because I
continue to have mixed feelings whenever I think about this thing. Regardless,
I hope you enjoy.

Rated: Mature to be safe.

Pairings: Sasuke/Naruto and a whole bunch of implied pairings too.

Warnings: This dialogue has some sexual situations and some swearing.

Office Nuisances

By: Istas

"You're supposed to be home."

"I have paperwork."

"I can see that."

"I'll be done soon."

"You said that about three hours ago."

"Really? Hmm, no wonder my hand hurts."

"Why didn't you pile it off to Konohamaru?"

"Tried. He had a date."

"With?"

"Moegi."

"That's surprising."

"My thoughts exactly."

"What about Sakura?"

"Sai took her home."

"...What about Shikamaru?"

"Temari had their baby yesterday."

"I was wondering why Gaara and Lee were here. Hinata?"

"Neji."

"Is anyone here besides you?"

"Well, your ANBU guards are still outside and now you, of course."

"Why can't you finish tomorrow?"

"I'm almost done, Sasuke."

"But...our bed's cold!"

"Going to start sulking now?"

"...No..."

"...Right. Just like I'm not Rokudaime."

"Hn. You're also my lover."

"...Did you just growl at me, Uchiha?"

"..."

"Mmhmm, thought so...Cleaner trade routes with Lightning Country? Should
set up a meeting..."

"..."

"...That isn't right. Have to get Gaara to check this..."

"..."

"Medics' wage increase by two percent? Better make it three percent; job
numbers have been increasing..."

"..."

"Hmm, B mission. Tenten's been bored
lately..."

"Are you ignoring me, total moron?"

"Mm. D mission to Team 4."

"Naruto, I'll bend you over this desk if I have to."

"…Wait, you came for sex? Are you nuts?! It's one in the morning!
These papers need to be done!"

"And I want you home, naked, and screaming in pleasure underneath
me."

"We had sex this morning! You wouldn't let me leave the bed!"

"It's not my fault you're adorable when you wake up."

"That's your reason for everything! You traumatized Konohamaru last time!
I told you the door wasn't locked!"

"It couldn't have been that bad."

"HE WOULDN'T ENTER MY OFFICE, JACKASS!"

"Hn, he should have knocked first."

"He did! Argh, I'm not arguing over this. Go home, Sasuke; I'll be there
in an hour or two."

"..."

"Hey-what are you-Let go! SASUKE! I need to finish!"

"We're going home. You're tired, and I sleep better when you're in my
arms. Besides, you'll be back tomorrow and the day after and so on. You're
Hokage, this is your office. You can take your time."

"We're not having sex."

"Fine, not tonight. No promises about tomorrow morning though."

"...You're a bastard."

"Love you too, idiot."

End.