Practical Jokes

It was already after ten at night when the meeting ended. Tsunande asked a few shinobi to stay behind and, since Naruto wasn't one of them, he stretched and took a glad break from the proceedings. He strode out of the auditorium and down the hall, counting the doors to his left until he found the one he was looking for. He looked up and down the hall quickly, to make sure no one was following him, and then snaked inside the bathroom.

A quick glance under the stalls told him no one else was in the room. He made for the far stall, the biggest one, and glancing around again, went inside and locked the door. He shucked off his jacket and shirt, hanging them on the hook on the door, and shucked his pants down to his ankles before leaning against the wall.

He closed his eyes for a second and thought about Sakura, back when they were on missions together and she didn't have much of a choice but to bathe near one of her team members, mainly for safety. That was the system: pairs when bathing, pissing, or shitting. No need getting attacked because you're embarrassed. Sakura in the water, with hard, glistening nipples and smooth skin. She didn't even know he was watching, just bathed herself with another care.

When he lowered his hand, he found himself already hard and smiled. It made what came next much easier. He crossed his fingers in front of himself and, making a few gestured, quietly muttered under his breath.

“Sexy no Jutsu.”

He felt his body shift around suddenly and, when he reached his hand back down between her legs, was pleasantly surprised to find herself already wet and ready. She smiled. 'The rewards...of preparation,' she thought.

She started off slowly, rubbing ring and index fingers outside her pussy lips while the other hand caressed her new breasts. Slowly, she began to dip her middle finger into herself, smoothly hooking it into her pussy and then sliding it up to her clit. And suddenly, the fantasies changed, flashing like snap shots before his eyes.

Sakura was still washing, but Naruto was with her, in the water. They splashed each other, playfully, and when the play turned more serious, Sakura was more than willing. She dipped head down to Naruto's breast and sucked her nipples, alternately biting and tonguing. Naruto allowed herself to be leaned back onto a rock on the shore while Sakura made swirling motions in her pussy, then finger fucked her, the sucked her clit, all in sequence, all in time, all in rhythm. Naruto liked the idea of being dominated by Sakura, liked the thought of her taking charge, making all the moves. In her fantasies, Naruto liked being told what to do.

The fact that he was a girl in the fantasies came along later. The fact that she was a girl now was a nice perk to an old trick.

A deep kiss and then her pussy is over Naruto's face, and their tongues are buried in each other, faster and more frantically, Sakura sucks and licks at her. Sakura wants Naruto to come, it's all she cares about, all she's ever wanted. And she gets her wish.

Naruto comes hard, her pussy clamping down on her fingers and her voice catching in her throat as her fluids start to run down her inner thighs. She's smiling and grinning in the after glow of Sakura's ministrations as she opens her eyes and sees a slack jawed, tan face staring down at her from over the top of the next stall.

Naruto just has time to scream before it disappears back over the side. She hears the door flying open, footsteps echoing out of the room and down the hallway. She'd know what face anywhere, though.

Kiba.

Pulling out a few scraps of toilet paper, she cleans herself off some before undoing her transformation jutsu and redressing himself. Naruto found himself wondering just how much Kiba had seen and just how much he'd figured out about the girl in the stall. He walked over to the sink, washing his hands and face, before he peeked out into the hall. He didn't sense anyone, so he slipped out and down to the exit, stepping out into the cool night air.

The first person he saw was Neji, unmistakable in his white gear. As he got closer, he made out two other figures with him, one shorter with long, black hair and the other with spiky brown hair and the unmistakable red fang tattoos. As he got closer, he began to catch scraps of their conversation.

“C'mon, Hinata, you MUST know her. Blond, little taller than you, really busty.”

Naruto saw Neji bristle a little bit at the word busty.

“Watch yourself, Inuzuka. Just because you're team mates doesn't mean tha-”

“It's alright,” Hinata interrupted. “I don't know any blonds besides Ino.”

Neji and Kiba were some of the few people she actually started asserted herself around, and Naruto found himself smiling at her older cousin's visible annoyance.

“This wasn't Ino,” said Kiba. “No way, not in the guy's room. Maybe she's on the cleaning staff or something...”

He slowly walked up and planned on gently integrating himself into their conversation by asking Neji a question about the meeting when Kiba spotted him.

“Naruto! I need your help!”

Naruto put both hands behind his head as he walked the short distance to stand next to Neji. With as much unconcern as he could muster, he gave Kiba a questioning look. “Yeah?”

“Do you know a blond girl, little taller than Hinata, about your height, busty, great hips, tannish skin, beautiful rack, nic-”

“Enough, Inuzuka,” interjected Neji, in spite of Hinata's assurances.

Naruto put on a ponderous face and shrugged. “I don't think so.”

Kiba looked crestfallen. He slouched a little and pouted just a bit before sighing. “Oh well. She must live somewhere in the village. Maybe she works on The Fifth's staff or something...”

An inner sigh of relief rushed through Naruto's body. His secret was safe. But as soon as Naruto realized he was in the clear, the gears in his head started turning. Kiba had gotten him pretty good in the past a few times, and if there was ever a situation that screamed 'perfect revenge,' Naruto had it right here. The look on Kiba's face when he found out he was pining away over a female Naruto... This was too good to pass up. He calculated his next move, and then pulled his set-up.

“I can as the Old Hag if you want me to,” said Naruto. “If she's on the staff, she'll know for sure.”

Kiba lit up, smiling ear to ear as he heard this, and practically hugged Naruto as he put a hand around his shoulder in appreciation. “Naruto, if you can find out who this girl is for me, I swear by all that is sacred to ninja, I will never forget it as long as I live.”

Naruto smiled. “I'm sure you won't Kiba. I'm sure you won't....”

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Just a few random notes. Tried to demonstrate the change in gender with pronouns. If it works, let me know. Please review.