Leave it to Cleaver
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,214
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Leave it to Cleaver
Leave it to Cleaver!
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto. You know it. I know it. And the lawyers chasing me around the block know it too.
A/N: This is kinda sorta a spoiler thing. If you don’t know who Karin is you won’t under stand this drabble. This character shows up later in the Shippuuden series so if you haven’t read the current manga then you may not want to read this.
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Karin stood on the roof of the tallest building in the village. She was trying to catch a glimpse of the leaf ninja that were following them. “Sasuke! Where are you!” Curious, Karin peered over the ledge of the building to see a blonde boy running down the street shouting her leader’s name. That damn brat! She drew a kunai and aimed at the bond. Sasuke would probably reward her for killing the little twerp. She may even convince him to kis…….
“DYNAMIC ENTRANCE!”
Suddenly a foot slammed directly into her back and sent her over the edge of the building. Naruto looked up when he heard a scream. He saw a purple and red blur fall to the ground and land on a fence made of thick wooden spikes and barbed wire. One spike went straight through her chest, while others pierced through out her body. She tried to scream but blood filled her mouth. She drowned before she could bleed to death. The shop owner came out and saw the bloody scene. She threw up her hands in joy and turned back to the store.
“I knew putting up that fence was a good idea!” She skipped back into the store.
“What the…”
Naruto looked up at the roof of the building the girl fell from and saw Gai-sensei leaning over the edge with a big grin on his face. He looked back at the mangled body on the spikes. Wild dogs ran up and were ripping off the corpse’s limbs.
Gai jumped down and landed beside Naruto.
“Who was that, Gai-sensei?”
Gai shrugged and rubbed the back of his head. “Don’t know. But a girl with short blond hair gave me fifty bucks to push her off,” he replied taking out the money and showing it to the shorter blond.
“Really? Who?”
“Me.”
The two turned to see a tall blond girl leaning on a post taking pictures of the bloody scene with a bright smile.
“Who are you?” Naruto asked. She stood up straight and looked at him and her smile widened.
“The name’s Parvana!” she announced pointing at her nose. Suddenly she pointed at the shorter ninja. “More importantly, I’ll give you fifty bucks if you chop up the body and feed it to the pigs down the street!” She took a fifty dollar bill and a giant meat cleaver from the purse on her shoulder and held it out to him. The boy glared at the woman.
“I don’t have time for that! I have to find Sasuke!” Parvana put a finger on her chin as she thought for a moment. Her face brightened as she reached into her purse and pulled out a bowl of ramen.
“What if I throw in this Deluxe Ichiraku Instant Ramen?”
“GIVE ME THAT CLEAVER!!!”
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A/N: I guess you can tell that I don’t like this character. I hate her as does my friend Parvana. She loathes this bitch more than I do. We were having a bit of a bad night at work and to make her feel better I wrote this for her. I hope you like it. BTW NO FLAMES. I hate them more than I hate Karin. If you like her and you read this story then you should be slapped cause I warned you not to read this if you liked her cause this was a bashing fic. As my favorite motto goes "If you have nothing Good or constructive to say...SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Have a nice day! :)
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto. You know it. I know it. And the lawyers chasing me around the block know it too.
A/N: This is kinda sorta a spoiler thing. If you don’t know who Karin is you won’t under stand this drabble. This character shows up later in the Shippuuden series so if you haven’t read the current manga then you may not want to read this.
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Karin stood on the roof of the tallest building in the village. She was trying to catch a glimpse of the leaf ninja that were following them. “Sasuke! Where are you!” Curious, Karin peered over the ledge of the building to see a blonde boy running down the street shouting her leader’s name. That damn brat! She drew a kunai and aimed at the bond. Sasuke would probably reward her for killing the little twerp. She may even convince him to kis…….
“DYNAMIC ENTRANCE!”
Suddenly a foot slammed directly into her back and sent her over the edge of the building. Naruto looked up when he heard a scream. He saw a purple and red blur fall to the ground and land on a fence made of thick wooden spikes and barbed wire. One spike went straight through her chest, while others pierced through out her body. She tried to scream but blood filled her mouth. She drowned before she could bleed to death. The shop owner came out and saw the bloody scene. She threw up her hands in joy and turned back to the store.
“I knew putting up that fence was a good idea!” She skipped back into the store.
“What the…”
Naruto looked up at the roof of the building the girl fell from and saw Gai-sensei leaning over the edge with a big grin on his face. He looked back at the mangled body on the spikes. Wild dogs ran up and were ripping off the corpse’s limbs.
Gai jumped down and landed beside Naruto.
“Who was that, Gai-sensei?”
Gai shrugged and rubbed the back of his head. “Don’t know. But a girl with short blond hair gave me fifty bucks to push her off,” he replied taking out the money and showing it to the shorter blond.
“Really? Who?”
“Me.”
The two turned to see a tall blond girl leaning on a post taking pictures of the bloody scene with a bright smile.
“Who are you?” Naruto asked. She stood up straight and looked at him and her smile widened.
“The name’s Parvana!” she announced pointing at her nose. Suddenly she pointed at the shorter ninja. “More importantly, I’ll give you fifty bucks if you chop up the body and feed it to the pigs down the street!” She took a fifty dollar bill and a giant meat cleaver from the purse on her shoulder and held it out to him. The boy glared at the woman.
“I don’t have time for that! I have to find Sasuke!” Parvana put a finger on her chin as she thought for a moment. Her face brightened as she reached into her purse and pulled out a bowl of ramen.
“What if I throw in this Deluxe Ichiraku Instant Ramen?”
“GIVE ME THAT CLEAVER!!!”
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A/N: I guess you can tell that I don’t like this character. I hate her as does my friend Parvana. She loathes this bitch more than I do. We were having a bit of a bad night at work and to make her feel better I wrote this for her. I hope you like it. BTW NO FLAMES. I hate them more than I hate Karin. If you like her and you read this story then you should be slapped cause I warned you not to read this if you liked her cause this was a bashing fic. As my favorite motto goes "If you have nothing Good or constructive to say...SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Have a nice day! :)