Of Sasuke and Snowmen

~Two hours ago~

Winter in Konoha was in full swing already, the ground covered in snow as the crisp, cool air caused the villagers to dress in long coats and jackets. Snow coated the ground in varying degrees, ranging from a few inches to a slow falling foot. The Uchiha compound was covered in a blanket of the white granule soft stuff, draped over the top of the trees that dotted the courtyard in a make shift coat.

"Like hell I will, you bastard!" Naruto waved his arm at him in an animated fashion, indignation and fury making a curious blend on his whiskered face as his blue eyes narrowed in puppish anger. Sasuke gave the blonde a look that was cold as ice, a look that would freeze most men to the floor by the sheer fury reflected in his slate coloured eyes. His let eye twitched as he clenched his fists at his side, thinking of a hundred ways he had learned to kill a man with his little finger and very tempted to utilize one of the more painful techniques involving a Chidori to the groin. Not that he was feeling rather vindictive or anything...

Sasuke wasn't used to not getting what he wanted; the reasons for this were manyfold. The Uchiha name went a long way in the Village, despite the fact that he was the last living member and even a former rogue ninja who'd joined up with one of Konoha's most hated enemies. He was grudgingly respected among his peers and higher ups, not that he cared overly much about their opinion in the first place. He enjoyed a certain extent of leeway as far as doing what he wanted was concerned. The last living heir to the genetic wonders of the Sharingan greatly saw to that. Sasuke was the last remnant of the Village's strongest clan, and the strength of the Village would be considered above all else, with certain discrepancies overlooked for the greater good of all. The barbaric practices that were held by the Hyuuga were a similar case, one that Sasuke had counted on to get himself out of quite a lot of jail time at best, and at worst a swift execution.

"Its my turn, you nitwit." Sasuke said icily, allowing a violent surge in his chakra to be felt by the blonde, who was now eyeing the chop sticks in his unpredictable lover's hand as if they were potential weapons. It sent a spark of satisfaction through him to see the imbecile cringe a little. "No way, bastard! I still havent gotten down the basics, you can wait. 'Sides, before this your junk was all broken." Naruto's whiskered face scrunched as the corners of his lips perked upwards into a wicked grin of impish delight. "No wonder you were all pissy... Figures I'd have to get that huge stick out of your ass to make room for something else!" He said hotly, illustrated his point with a couple of crude hand gestures.

He was almost prepared for the foot in his face that sent him sprawling across the kitchen, through the door and up against the far wall... Almost.

Sasuke calmly began to eat again, back straight and eyes trained calmly on his chow mein once again. The ghost of a darkly smug smirk that lit up his face was barely noticeable as the cries of outrage echoed from his nice clean living room. "That hurt you fucking prick!" Naruto raged as he disentangled himself from the ceremonial banner with the Uchiha family crest emblazoned on it. It was like he had a hundred of the damned things, and always in places where they could fall on his unfortunate head when they got into a fight... Which was pretty much like clockwork. Glaring sullenly, he muttered darkly under his breathe and stood up, dusting himself off as he marched back into the kitchen with a determined stride in his steps. "What the hell, teme?! You--Mmph!!"

Sasuke took advantage of Naruto's momentary dishevelment to pin him against the far wall by the door. He'd long ago learned the best method of shutting the idiot up, and besides, getting him all riled up would only serve to put him one step closer to what he wanted. Moving quickly, Sasuke ground his clothed erection up against the front of Naruto's ridiculous orange pants, his eyes knowing as he slowly watched the lust take over those true blue eyes. A few minutes of making out never hurt anyone... "You had it coming, dead last. Its my turn to top, get used to it." Sasuke's slightly husky voice breathed hotly into his ear as Naruto shivered underneath him. "No way, bastard..." Naruto growled in a voice that was somewhere between a whine and a pathetic moo sound, one that a certain part of the Uchiha heir's brain recognized as Naruto losing his resolve.

........ Perhaps a lesson was in order. Naruto was smirking in that knowing lascivious way of his when he knew he was about to get some, in a way that made Sasuke unsure of whether he wanted to beat the blonde moron into submission or bend him over the nearest counter and have at him like there was no tomorrow. "Oooo. Is Sasuke-chan in the mood?" He batted his eyes in a girlish manner at the raven haired shinobi, taunting and if the erection that he could feel through his pants were any indicator, very in the mood as well. It was like waving a red banner in front of an already irritated bull. "Why are you still talking?" Sasuke demanded as he felt Naruto shift against him, sending electric shivers up and down his spine.

Naruto grinned wickedly, leering at him as he reached forward for a rough and heavy kiss, sparring with Sasuke's tongue in a never ending competition for dominance and superiority. He was getting breathless already as he practically molded his body against the insufferable Uchiha, his eyes half lidded and watching him with a feral and slightly hungry glance that threatened to weaken Sasuke's resolve somewhat. Naruto's hands were on his hips now, fingers clenching down into black fabric and flexing slightly. He didn't notice at all that Sasuke was guiding him slowly towards the long, winding hallway. Kissing was good. Kissing meant that sex was about to happen. This made for a very happy Naruto.

Sasuke gasped audibly as he felt a warm and callused hand reach into his shirt, touching and exploring pale skin. Naruto had every intention of taking the place of the stick, no forget the stick -- the pole!, that was jammed up the asshole Uchiha's ass. At least until he felt the kunai that was pressed dangerously close to his groin, a victorious smirk lighting up his dark haired lover's face as his eyes widened comically, jaw dropping as the glaze of lust started clearing, staring with a stupefied expression. "Too bad you wont let me top, dobe. Guess your gonna have to leave."

Sasuke ignored the squawk of angry indignation from the blonde as his hand shot out, his fingers curling up in the cloth of his eye sore of a jacket and dragging him forward until they'd reached the door. "OW, you fucking bastard!! You.. You tricked me!!" He cried out as Sasuke opened the door swiftly and summarily tossed him out into the snow, a twinge of satisfaction crossing his eyes as he saw him skid a few feet before stopping. Glaring at him and studiously trying to ignore the ache that was beginning to throb in his pants, Sasuke smirked in a way that only be described as pure evil as Naruto sat up in the snow, shivering and wrapping his arms around his body to stave off the coming cold. "I'm gonna get you for this, teme! Believe it!!" He cried out, blue eyes burning and narrowed as he flailed his fists at him threateningly at him. With his face all screwed up like that, his whiskered scars stretched wide across his face, flushed from the sudden cold bearing down on him.

.... Sasuke rather thought he looked like an angry, overstuffed chipmunk.

Slamming the door shut resolutely, Sasuke went back into the house with a slight smug chuckle. Sooner than later Naruto would be back, and then they'd see who it was that got to top. He was a bit too painfully aware of the half hardened cock that was straining against his pants, and a flash of irritation surged through him as a result, causing his left eye to twitch as he glowered down at it...... Maybe a quick bathroom break wouldn't be too bad an idea.

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Naruto scowled up at the door as it shut with solid and angry slam, growling irritably. He had been in the mood, damnit... The wind and the snow that was falling down relentlessly from the night sky over head went through him with all the compassion of a kunai blade. Sharp, cold as steel, and unforgiving. The icy, snow laced wind only exacerbated the thickening layers of snow that coated the Uchiha compound in thick tufts and mounds. The blonde let out an angry yowl as he kicked the nearest one, sending a spray of white all over the face, and then cursing irritably when the punishing wind only served to blow it back on his face.

"Fucking bastard!" Naruto rubbed his hands together furiously, trying to bring some warmth back into the already numb fingers and appendages. If Sasuke were a woman he'd just say he had jumped on his menstrual cycle and ran him over, but there was no way a woman would stay on her period as long as Sasuke seemed to be pissy... Staring sullenly into his snow covered surroundings, he looked over at the gate nearby that stood just behind the sidewalk, his bright blue eyes sparkling as he imagined the next passerby to walk by the entrance and then lit up suddenly. /OOooooh, yeah.. This is gonna be awesome. Believe it!/

Sasuke was going to kill him, but the bastard so had it coming in one irritated blonde's opinion. This would be the perfect way of pricking Uchiha pride, and showing him just who was boss in this.... Thing... They had, whatever it was. Grinning maniacally, the shivering blonde began to form hand seals. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" He voiced under his breathe as three Uzumaki duplicates popped into view, each wearing an identical expression of wicked glee, mischief shining in sky blue eyes.

Working in perfect unison, the clones set about their work, molding chakra with snow as the began to craft their ultimate creation. Naruto snickered as his own little work of art as the figures started to take shape after several minutes, his clones chuckling along side him as he formed an exact duplicate of himself out of the snow, a snow man on his knees with Naruto's customary shit eating grin plastered all over it's face. His white hand was placed on the back of another suspiciously familiar snow man, one that looked just like a certain bastard Uchiha that had been a dick and thrown him over nothing. It's face was contorted as if feeling waves of pleasure from the snow man behind it, causing a small laugh to echo out of the blonde shinobi as his clones poofed out of existence. And now for a little final touch...

Naruto crouched down on his knees, waddling through the snow like a duck as he shivered uncontrollably, his breathe coming out in visible puffs in the chill air. Stooping on his haunches in front of the chakra moulded snow man, he delicately carved the word ' Bitch ' in large bold letters on the Sasuke snow man's face, laughing uncontrollably as he dusted off his hands and stood back to view his handy work. This would teach that stuck up bastard a lesson!!

~Present~

Naruto gasped as he held onto the shower railings for dear life, his hands fisting so hard his knuckles turned white. Hot water sprayed in his face, causing him to wrench his eyes closed as his body vibrated from the thrusts being hammered into him from behind, without mercy. He hadnt been back in his apartment more than an hour before Sasuke had caught up... Naruto hadnt even known he was there until he had jumped him while he was in the middle of shower. Time seemed to have melted away since then as he let out a small groan with every thrust inside him from the red eyed Uchiha at his back, who growled threateningly as pale skin slammed against tan for the umpteenth time.

Blue eyes glazed over in a haze of intense and near all consuming pleasure, balanced between a sharp degree of pain every few moments when Sasuke thrust up into him a bit too hard, burying himself balls deep inside and causing him to his forehead against the rim of the metal shower head. Sharingan eyes spun at a furious rate as a look of vague satisfaction over ran Sasuke's face, sparks going off in his brain with every angry slam he made into the other male. He had been at this for almost an hour, building the insufferable dobe up only to torture him by slowing down to a snail's pace once again until he begged for more.

Sasuke panted and moaned under his breathe in a breathless and slightly deeper voice than was his normal tone as he bit down on Naruto's ear sharply, causing the blonde to curse loudly as the pleasure spot inside him was stimulated by the last thrust that sent him up on his tip toes. It took every measure of self control to keep from coming inside of him, every particle of mastery to keep from giving in to the sweet, hot velvet that he just knew would be the death of him.

"Sas.. Sasuke..." Came Naruto's low pant, reverberating through him like an electric current and spurring him on even more as he slammed him repeatedly into the side of the glass wall of the shower. Sasuke surged up inside him again, one hand on the back of Naruto's head with his fingers clenched hard in sopping, wet blonde hair. The other was balanced precariously on the edge of the wet shower railing, slapping up against a pair of tanned callused hands when they failed to find purchase on the slippery metal.

Naruto didn't last much longer. Arching his back, a loud and husky cry emerged from his throat, blue eyes shimmering red and dilating as an explosion of lights danced behind his eyes. The dark haired ninja that was dominating him bit his lip so hard it bled to reign in his baser need to cry out with him, eyes rolling back in his head as pearly strands of semen began to coat the backs of Naruto's thighs and between his legs to pool at the base of his scrotum.

Sasuke pressed himself back against the wall as he watched his blonde, damp, and well used lover fall out of the open shower door, cheek to the cool linoleum floor as he calmly walked out and started to towel off as soon as he had fully recovered his senses. "Now who'se the bitch?" He hissed between clenched teeth as he kicked the stupidly grinning idiot who was still sprawled out on the floor with a look of satiation glowing in his eyes as he watched Sasuke dress and leave, slamming the door behind him.

Yep........ Totally worth it.