Stuck in a Rut

Stuck in a Rut

"Ahhhn, fuck, Kiba, ahh--!"

"Hehh, yeah bitch. Gonna pound your tight ass 'til you can't walk for days.
Yeahhhnng . . ."

"Oohh! Ahh, right there, Kiba! Keep hitting there! Nnng!"

"Ah, take it, man! You're so damn tight! I . . . er."

"Ahh . . . huh? Hey, what gives? Why'd you stop?"

"Uh . . . uh-oh."

"What is it? What's 'uh-oh'?! Keep fucking me, damnit!"

"Hey man, hold up a minute. Uh . . . shit . . ."

"Grr, what're you doing back there, dog-breath?"

". . . Nothing. Uh . . ."

"Yeah, that's the problem. You're not doing anything! Either shove in or shove
out, Kiba!"

"Well, uh, that might be a problem. The shoving out part, anyway."

"Huh?"

"This is kind of hard to explain."

"Just spit it out already!"

"Well, you know how my clan is connected to dogs, right?

"Woahhh, no shit, really?"

"Don't be a smartass. Anyway, we've got a couple canine traits in us. Teeth,
claws, noses, y'know . . ."

"Of course I know all that, mutt-face! But what's this got to do with you not
screwing my brains out here?"

"Well, uh . . . y'see. When dogs mate, they, uh . . ."

". . . they what, Kiba?"

"Uhhh. They have this gland, see. Called, er, the bulbus glandis or something.
And it, well . . ."

"Kiba, what the fuck are you talking about?"

". . . it locks the cock in when they mate."

". . ."

". . . Naruto?"

"Kiba, is your cock stuck up my ass?"

"Uh . . . Yeah. Afraid so."

"WHAT. THE. FUUUCK!?"

"Hey, man, calm down! And--ow!--don't try to move away like that, either! I've
got some sensitive equipment stuffed down there, if you haven't noticed!"

"I can't help it! Goddamnit, you're really stuck? Can't you just yank it out?"

"If I could just pull out, I wouldn't tell you that I'm stuck, now would I?"

"How the fuck would I know! You never even told me this could happen, fucker!"

"It's never happened to me before! And it's not like you don't share some of the
blame here."

"What? What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well, your ass is so damn tight. I bet that's not helping with the cock-lock,
here."

"Fuck off, Inuzuka! It's definitely not my ass--which is completely awesome, by
the way--that's the problem! It's your fucking cock! Now jerk that thing outta
me!"

"I'm trying, moron! But it's not budging!"

"Well pull harder!"

"No! I'm not gonna fucking break it!"

"It hasn't even moved it an inch! You're still lodged in me up to your balls!"

"I know, dumbass! And I'm telling you, it won't budge!"

"Shit . . . Well, can't you just will it down or something . . . ? Think of
rusty kunai, or Granny Hokage's wrinkles, or. . ."

"It doesn't work that way, man. It's not like a regular boner. Even if I shoot
my load, I think it's gonna stay inflated for a while."

"This sucks ass! Goddamn Inuzukas and their fucking dog-cocks . . ."

"Hey, don't talk shit about my clan like that, Uzumaki."

"Fine, I'll just talk shit about YOU!"

"Hey, it's not my fault either!"

"Oh yeah? You're the one who wanted to top me. You're the one who
wanted to do it doggy-style. And now you're the one with his cock stuck
up my ass!"

"Pff. You're the one who wanted to get banged."

"That's not the point!"

"Hey, it's not easy on me either. I mean, this is my dick we're talking about
here . . . !"

"Yeah, but it's stuck up my asshole, ya asshole!"

"Ah, heh heh, yeah, that's true."

"What the fuck? Did you just fucking laugh at me!? I'll kill you!"

"Heh, just a little, heh. I--hey. Woah! Quit that!"

"No way! I'm gonna--!"

"Man, stop twisting around! I--ahh--It doesn't bend that way!"

"I don't care! I want my ass back! I want--ow! Did you--did you just fucking
spank me?"

"Maybe. Now listen up, dumbass. If we just leave my bone in you and let it sit
there, it'll be gone in a half-hour, tops. So--"

"A half-hour stuck ass-to-crotch with you? Ahgghhh!"

"Hey, it could be worse."

"Don't see how!"

"Well . . . it could be someone else who's not completely sexy stuffed up you."

"Big consolation. When I get out of this, I oughta--Hey, wait a minute. I just
got a great idea!"

"Yeah? What's tha--hey, ahh, what are you doing?"

"Doing? I'm not doing anything, Kiba."

"Yeah you are! Mmmmm--uh, stop that!"

"Stop what?"

"Stop--ahh, squeezing my cock with your--ahh--butt-cheeks, Naruto!"

"Heh, why should I?"

"Y--you're gonna make me cum--!"

"Like that's a bad thing?"

"Well, no, but, ahh . . ."

"Heh heh heh heh . . ."

"Ahh--AAHHhhhn!"

"Hah, gotcha!"

"Ughhh . . . fuck, Naruto . . ."

"I totally just fucked you with my BUTT, Kiba! Heh!"

"Ooh, ahh, yeah, that's great. But, why'd you go and do that for . . . ?"

"For your jizz, man, your jizz! Now that you've cum all up my ass, you can use
the stuff as lube and slide your cock right out of there!"

"But, Naruto . . . cum is sticky."

". . . Huh?"

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