Team Geisha
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Naruto › Threesomes/Moresomes
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Adult +
Chapters:
2
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9
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Team Geisha
Team Geisha
Prologue
“This is so wrong, on so many levels…”
Tenten sighed as she watched her team mate attempted the strange jutsu. Neji just did not look right. People always said he looked girly with all that hair, but beyond the superficial appearance, he really was very manly. And this was causing problems.
His shoulders were still too wide, his jaw too square and his hips non-existent. There was nothing they could really do about his height, but at least he didn’t have to change his hair – Tenten could simply pin that up for him.
“How the hell do you even know this jutsu?” A pale, stony gaze settled on her as he let the Jutsu drop after the third failed attempt.
“I told you, Sakura taught it to me.” She hedged the issue and appealed to the third member of their team, but Lee simply raised his eyebrows, as oblivious as ever.
Neji tried again, muttering under his breath, “...why she ever learned it…” This time it was a little better, but still something was wrong.
“You need to put weight on the hips; curves, softness!” Lee piped up, one fist clenched in what looked like Youthful Determination. He jumped up and approached Neji, poked him in the chest, “Close your eyes and imagine as I say.”
Tenten sat back and enjoyed the show. Lee, telling Neji how to properly construct a female body, using the Sexy-No-Jutsu. It really was as insane as it sounded. And all for the sake of their latest mission.
It had appeared to be a simple infiltration at first, to gain as much information as possible on the local Yakuza. So they spent a week staking out the various members and the commonly used meeting areas. It didn’t look too hard, this particular branch of the Yakuza was young and small, not very well guarded.
However, they had noticed that all the members kept Geisha as permanent ‘staff.’ Geisha in this area were highly sought after, very expensive and as such, a great source of pride and visible wealth amongst the Yakuza. During the parties and meetings of the higher members, the Geisha performed the typical duties of entertainment – dances, conversation, music and occasionally the tea ceremony.
Fortunately, as a fully trained Kunoichi, Tenten could perform a number of dances, play a select few instruments and perform the tea ceremony with accuracy and dignity. However, she was going to have to give Neji a crash-course. At least he could dance (the Gentle Fist easily leant itself to such uses and would probably prove breathtaking to the Yakuza members) and he was a quick learner.
Really, they had only three problems. The first, Neji was having difficulties mastering Naruto’s Sexy no Jutsu. Though Lee’s coaching appeared to be having an effect, his fifth attempt was far more female than any of his previous attempts. His hips were nicely curved for a start.
The second; was where to get their hands on a fair number of Kimono. They needed at least ten sets, five each for Neji and herself, to pull off the opulence needed to pass for lower level Yakuza employees.
The third; Lee was far too nice to pass as anything other than what he was, let alone a low level Yakuza.
Tenten sighed again; this was going to be a lot tougher than they had first thought.
TBC
Author's note:
This is a bit silly XD I totally admit it. But it's pretty much my OT3 and I HAD to give it a go. I'm studiously researching Geisha so I don't get anything wrong c.c I hope you enjoy the ride!
H
Prologue
“This is so wrong, on so many levels…”
Tenten sighed as she watched her team mate attempted the strange jutsu. Neji just did not look right. People always said he looked girly with all that hair, but beyond the superficial appearance, he really was very manly. And this was causing problems.
His shoulders were still too wide, his jaw too square and his hips non-existent. There was nothing they could really do about his height, but at least he didn’t have to change his hair – Tenten could simply pin that up for him.
“How the hell do you even know this jutsu?” A pale, stony gaze settled on her as he let the Jutsu drop after the third failed attempt.
“I told you, Sakura taught it to me.” She hedged the issue and appealed to the third member of their team, but Lee simply raised his eyebrows, as oblivious as ever.
Neji tried again, muttering under his breath, “...why she ever learned it…” This time it was a little better, but still something was wrong.
“You need to put weight on the hips; curves, softness!” Lee piped up, one fist clenched in what looked like Youthful Determination. He jumped up and approached Neji, poked him in the chest, “Close your eyes and imagine as I say.”
Tenten sat back and enjoyed the show. Lee, telling Neji how to properly construct a female body, using the Sexy-No-Jutsu. It really was as insane as it sounded. And all for the sake of their latest mission.
It had appeared to be a simple infiltration at first, to gain as much information as possible on the local Yakuza. So they spent a week staking out the various members and the commonly used meeting areas. It didn’t look too hard, this particular branch of the Yakuza was young and small, not very well guarded.
However, they had noticed that all the members kept Geisha as permanent ‘staff.’ Geisha in this area were highly sought after, very expensive and as such, a great source of pride and visible wealth amongst the Yakuza. During the parties and meetings of the higher members, the Geisha performed the typical duties of entertainment – dances, conversation, music and occasionally the tea ceremony.
Fortunately, as a fully trained Kunoichi, Tenten could perform a number of dances, play a select few instruments and perform the tea ceremony with accuracy and dignity. However, she was going to have to give Neji a crash-course. At least he could dance (the Gentle Fist easily leant itself to such uses and would probably prove breathtaking to the Yakuza members) and he was a quick learner.
Really, they had only three problems. The first, Neji was having difficulties mastering Naruto’s Sexy no Jutsu. Though Lee’s coaching appeared to be having an effect, his fifth attempt was far more female than any of his previous attempts. His hips were nicely curved for a start.
The second; was where to get their hands on a fair number of Kimono. They needed at least ten sets, five each for Neji and herself, to pull off the opulence needed to pass for lower level Yakuza employees.
The third; Lee was far too nice to pass as anything other than what he was, let alone a low level Yakuza.
Tenten sighed again; this was going to be a lot tougher than they had first thought.
TBC
Author's note:
This is a bit silly XD I totally admit it. But it's pretty much my OT3 and I HAD to give it a go. I'm studiously researching Geisha so I don't get anything wrong c.c I hope you enjoy the ride!
H