Stubborn Little Brat...

A/N: This was inspired by a piece of yaoi fanart a friend of mine sent me in an e-mail.
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Stubborn Little Brat

Kakashi stared awkwardly down at the little boy, who was clumsily pulling on a bright orange tracksuit. He had gotten the black shirt on, and the jacket…He was now pulling on the hem of the shirt, which was on backwards. He let out a whine.
“Help!” He groaned, pulling on the fabric.
Kakashi knelt down, helping the child pull the shirt around beneath the jacket.
“Underwear.” Kakashi said, looking around.
“No.”
“Underwear, now.” Kakashi said, growing a little irritated.
“No.”
Kakashi looked around, searching for a pair of tighty whities. Naruto frowned, puling on the front of the young Jounin’s shirt, causing him to fall forward slightly. Naruto stuck his tongue out, his azure eyes scrunching up in a grin.
“Why you little!” Kakashi exclaimed as Naruto’s tiny fist worked it’s way into the fabric, pulling his mask down. Kakashi grabbed anything for stability as he struggled to correct himself.
However that anything happened to be Naruto’s right butt cheek.
This seemed only to egg on Naruto’s odd behavior. He further grabbed the neck of Kakashi’s shirt, pulling himself closer to the teenager. What came next, Kakashi never would have expected.
Naruto stood on his tip toes and kissed him, slipping his little tongue inside the teenagers mouth.
Kakashi pulled away, grabbing Naruto by the front of the shirt gently.
“Hey, what are you thinking?” He asked, shocked. He watched as azure eyes filled with tears.
“No, no, don’t cry!” Kakashi pleaded, looking around in frustration. He suddenly had an all new respect for Kushina. Naruto’s eyes followed his movements as his lower lip trembled.
“Ah, Naruto…no…” Kakashi said quietly. Naruto swooped in again, kissing Kakashi again on the lips. Kakashi sighed. The boy was simply too stubborn.
He let Naruto finish, but suddenly remembered his hand was till on the boy’s butt. It felt smooth and round beneath his fingertips.
Kakashi dismissed the thought and went to move his hand, but Naruto, as previously stated, was a stubborn little boy.
Naruto immediately began to pout and his eyes filled up with tears. Kakashi frowned and replaced the hand.
He could understand a little of the ‘self discovery’ that the boy was going through, but currently, the boy was being a little too perverted for his own good…
Kakashi pulled away, finally deciding to set his proverbial foot down.
“No, Naruto.” Kakashi said, sitting back. Naruto looked taken aback.
“Jerk!” He said, pushing his hands against the teenagers chest. Kakashi fell back, looking up at the five year old in surprise.
Naruto climbed on top of the eighteen year old and began to pummel him with his tiny fists.
“Jerk! Meanie!” Naruto screamed, pummeling the jounin’s chest. Kakashi grabbed the boy’s wrists.
“No Naruto.” He said, looking straight into those endless azure eyes. Naruto froze, transfixed by Kakashi’s lone silvery-grey one. At that point, Naruto began kissing him again. His lips were surprisingly sweet and he couldn’t help but close his eyes and kiss back. Naruto wriggled around, his knee grinding into Kakashi’s groin. Kakashi’s eyes snapped open and he pulled away, holding the boy’s fists.
“Naruto! Do you want to get in trouble?” He hissed. Naruto shook his head. Kakashi let go, standing up and pulling his mask on. “Good, now get dressed. We’re going to be late.”
Naruto pouted but obeyed. After he was finished, Kakashi took him by the hand and led him out of the small apartment and down the street to the cemetery, where they joined a group of black clad people.
He lifted the boy up so he could see, but Naruto didn’t want a part of it. He clung to Kakashi’s neck, burying his face in the jounin’s neck.
“I want mommy…” He moaned quietly. Kakahsi looked down at the headstone with a sigh.
“I’m sorry Naruto…”