Popcorn And Porn

Series: Naruto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3, 750
Warnings: Anal, Outdoor action, AU
Paring: Deidara x Itachi
Summary: A night out at the movies but who is the real star of the feature
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Popcorn And Porn

It was times like this that would normally be called perfect. The sun sinking down into the horizon bringing the moonlight sky twinkling with stars without a cloud in side to hinder the view, allowing the dazzling twinkle to be seen clearly. Summers months were always great for those outside kind of activities, people flocked down to the beach or parks to spend those balmy nights with their families having picnics and barbeques, strolls along the late night strips breathing in the mouth watering flavours of cuisines and coffees.

That however wasn’t tickling their fancy for the night as the couple hovered around a filling car park, one hanging half way into the car wriggling his butt from side to side enticing the one on looking, tilting his head to the side to catch a look of that firm hard backside.

“You think you got everything, un” the perky blonde asked, looking over his boyfriend’s shoulder at the mass mounds of luggage he was dragging out from the car.

Waddling backwards with his butt out he pushed the lingering one away enough to close the car door, arming the alarm juggling piles of linen in his arms, slung over his shoulder, hanging off his head. “Yeah I think I got everything” he mumbled with a mouthful of cotton. It would have been so much more helpful if he was able to get a hand in carrying everything, this was his idea after all so why was he lumped with dragging everything around. Typical passing everything off to him.

Still it was something that he was looking forward to, never enjoying an experience like this before so it was different from what he was used to. A hooked arm around his own lead the two towards the main gates towards the establishment, black netted fences surrounded the vicinity splayed with sponsors from various companies for the night’s entertainment. Up to the gate they stood in wait with a few people out in front of then moving through, a short woman clad in fluorescent yellow safety vest looking up at the two males holding her hand out with a smile like she was looking for a donation. Lucky for her with the shortness of her frame, if this was a rock concert then she would have been surely crushed under the weight of herding people except she had chosen a kinder and quieter place to work. With a grin, Deidara handed over the ticket stub to her that satisfied what she was waiting for, ushering them through the gates and into the awaiting grounds.

“Wow it’s so huge” Deidara gawked at the large viewing screen only getting a praising taunt from behind of a male thanking him for noticing his package.

That wasn’t enough to throw him off, still in awe like he had never seen a screen that big. Well really he hadn’t, never going to the movies in his life always finding something else to keep himself occupied and when he did get to see something it was on DVD anyway. So going to a movie theatre was rare but this was even better. An outdoor movie theatre so it was something even more amazing on a scale of grandeur.

Looking around they tried to find their positions for the evening’s entertainment, a fences off area at the back with plastic chairs, attendants serving them wine, beer and cheese saw that as the high paying people area. To the right it was marked chairs and to the left was rugs, each allocated for viewing pleasure so no one would get in the way of the screen and they were quickly filling up. Ducking, diving and weaving through the people they came out to a vacant patch of grass, Deidara finally lending a helping hand by taking the pillows from Itachi while he spread the fuzzy old blanket across the grass providing them somewhere soft to sit down. With that in place Deidara sat down with the pillows getting himself in the ideal position waiting obediently as Itachi moved off towards the food stands to get themselves some snacks.

Unlike the buildings there choices were a bit different, drinks came on plastic bottles and not cups, bags of lollies were the same but the ice-creams were commercially released ones rather than the choc tops that were craved. Pizza too could be ordered but that was a little bit filling so he passed on that, except there was something he was craving, something that made the movies just that… popcorn. Taste buds salivated at the smell of the melted butter in the summertime air walking on a cloud as it guided him towards the stand, practically tasting the salt wafting past that made his decision easy. Popcorn, Coke and a Diet Coke were purchases as well as Chocolate covered chewy caramel pieces for afterwards, once again another armful of things coming back to his position that now had a steady flow of people around them.

“Popcorn!” Deidara cheered reaching up high already trying to grab it from Itachi, bouncing up and down like a child lighting up just the same as one too.

The night was turning out to be brilliant with the impeccable surroundings for a late night movie, better than sitting on the couch snuggling up together eating homemade popcorn; this one had a huge screen! But of course the snuggling part wasn’t going to be left out either, Deidara tugging Itachi down onto the blanket leaning back against his chest tugging his arms around them leaning back giving him a soft kiss. “Thank you for bringing me out here, un. I love it” he smiled feeding him some popcorn first before going back for another kiss licking the salt from his lips.

It was only a night out at the movies which he couldn’t tell why he was enjoying it so much but as long as he did then that was all he could hope for. “You’re welcome” he nodded leaning over the thin shoulder looking up over at the screen.

As time moved along the heat of the day started to fade away with the night time sky up in full bloom now blanketing the darkness around them, the caressing breeze pulsated through the enclosed area bringing the natural cooling that was certainly better pleasing than the artificial chill of the air conditioning. Flickering of the screen as it started to come to life, everyone getting into their positions ready for the starting movie comfortable with the last of the toilet breaks and smoke runs out of the way, now settled for the viewing ahead. Sponsor advertisements always started making sure you knew who made this possible and that part of the ticket prices went to charities that gave you a sense of happiness knowing that because you were going to watch something out of leisure was going to help someone unfortunate.

But that was not the main reason they were there. All talking ceased instantly as the production logo came onto the screen signaling the beginning of the film. The only sounds that could he heard were the rustling of packets and the fizzing of drinks as people started shoveling the treats into their mouth that were slowly drowned out by the rumbling of bass from the mammoth speakers overheard causing everyone to tense in anticipation. The movie had got mixed reviews but most were good, the ones that were attending were anxious to find out which side was true.

Settling down onto the soft blanket onto their bellies, Itachi’s arm hooked over Deidara’s waist propping his chin up with his hand silently watching while the blonde was too excited with his wriggling around like a child with ADD unable to settle for sheer anticipation. The fast paced action adventure was sure to bring heart pumping from the early onset of crashes and explosions, on the edge of their chair or patch of grass watching the story unfold causing adrenaline to pump through their bodies experiencing it along with the characters, placing themselves in the movie. And then just like every movie that had a love interest in it soon followed the fateful sex scene, the two of them stripping themselves free of clothing in the mad flurry of passion. The touching moment when feelings are realized discovered after being thrown together in such a strange circumstance and this one was not at all tame, pushing the boundaries of pornographic even.

“Even though that’s a girl it’s turning me on, un” Deidara whispered in Itachi’s ear, licking at his lobe trying to make his point.

Shaking his head he couldn’t believe that he was getting all horny in a place like this especially with everyone around. This was not an inside theater where you could hide your actions behind the rows of seating, there were people around that could clearly watch on. “Wait until we get home” he growled at the hand that was squashed underneath him that started rubbing awkwardly against him.

“Come on, we are in the back corner… almost. Everyone is so glued to the screen they won’t notice” While the movie and that sex scene that had now passed was enticing him still, Itachi was doing so much more for him and he wasn’t going to stop.

Public places were not out of the question for him especially given some of the places they had been but he was truly interested in watching the show to see how it ended and Deidara’s trying to get into his pants would only see him missing out on part of it. “Dei stop it!” he commanded especially when he was rolled over onto his back and pinned under the light weight of him.

Swiftly the zip of his pants was undone moving under to grab the hot flesh between his fingers stroking him even with the tapered space wanting him to submit to his idea. “Aww don’t be like that” he purred glancing up at the screen himself to catch the suspenseful moment. Propping himself up on one hand he allowed the other to work while his hips grinded down against him starting his own quest to achieve hardness further than what he had already started on.

He was just too cute to resist when he was trying to fight him off only his battle was never won, the brunette could never stop once he had begun suffering from a lack of will power when it came to him. Oh he knew this for sure and how he loved to play on it. “Just relax and let me do all the work then, un”

Itachi responded by leaning his head back looking up at the movie fully intended to keep on watching only that it was hard from the sound of buttons popping open, the shuffling of material that brought his cargos down to his knees and Deidara’s own jeans pulled down pressing wanting flesh against each other. A impulsive surge through his groin forcing him to bit his lip, fighting the reaction of closing his eyes wanting to see the movie through till the end silently cursing Deidara and his libido.

People around went unnoticed of the two, not even the people in the expensive seating who had a clear shot at the paler skin shifting in the moonlight from the gyrating between them, dual moans escalating higher with the danger of being caught. That was the appeal, the ultimate turn on that caused quivers all over, hearts racings without even having to be physically working up a sweat. Dark eyes darted left and right seeing if anyone was watching concentration becoming harder with the skillful hand fitting both of them inside pumping in long strokes swelling their flaccid members with only time telling how far Deidara would take it especially how vulnerable they were.

“Shhh they will hear you” Deidara reminded him in a seductive murmur. Hips shifted in time with his own hand, finding it harder himself to remain so quiet as well. The music was loud but not enough to drown out the sounds, like masturbating alone in your parent’s house keeping a keen ear out for anyone that walks by to swing open the door catching you in the act of self love. Ushers walking around would not have appreciated such vile actions in a family viewing area and he loved that.

Dipping his salty finger deep into his mouth his tongue drenched the digit with his sweet saliva, the translucent trail following behind as he shifted to sit up, pretending that the position was uncomfortable pulling his lover up along with him. “Can you still see?” he asked although his line of sight was partially blocked by the older males. Not that it was going to matter as be brought Itachi up onto his spread legs holding him up off the ground enough to angle his finger poised at the tight muscle which spat comment of retaliation for what he was about to do. “Aww you know you like it when I’m fucking you, un” Deidara cooed like talking to a baby and indeed Itachi was a big infant when he was taken out of that position of power. He would fight it at first with all his might only to give in and writhe so delectably underneath him whimpering his name while he clung onto his neck begging for more.

Guiding his mouth around to his extended tongue he offered him the muscle to seek for support, responded roughly with a harsh passionate kiss as soon as his finger pushed into the tight boundary of his backside wriggling it around getting it settled lining it with his spit. Muffled moans just as he expected passed his delicate lips while his finger squirmed around widening the area that would be his point of attack afterwards, making it somewhat easier on the tight Uchiha who rarely got to experience the receiving side, treating him to the luxury of less pain so he wouldn’t scream out their presence.

A tug on his long thick wad of a ponytail moved him away, panting gently while his hips shifted around the aching boundary, slowly blinking looking back at him and the spreading smirk on his face that would have struck terror into him. “Watch the movie” Gripping his chin he turned his head pushing Itachi further forward half seated on him, the rest hunched over placing both hands on the rug making sure he continued to enjoy the fast paced excitement while he took that chance to spread him wide scissoring a second finger. A few murmurs around them whispering guesses of what was happening in the darkness, the poor lighting from the screen only allowed shadows to support their views, most of them believing it was nothing turning back to the picture while the two continued their playing. No one would be so audacious to do that out in open public but clearly they had never come across two men like them.

Short rough jerks deep inside scraping the sensitive lining inside, eyes wide open glued to the screen so obediently while he shook all over forcing his own hips downwards onto the intruding fingers brought the thick milk seeping from his slit loosing the few lost droplets onto the blanket. Sounds of gunfire echoing around from the surround speakers masked the escaped groans from the highway car chase, squealing tyres covering the cry as the digit knocked against the sensitive spot deep within, shivering as the hushed breeze floated by cooling the sweat on his face. Deidara would certainly pay for this, he didn’t know how but he would get his revenge in the end. “No more… I want it now” he blurted out, falling forwards onto the ground smothering his face into the pillow below.

The perfect tight tone backside raised high up for him but to just taken him like that would see them dragged out of the complex in no time. Grabbing his pillow he slide it underneath his belly raising the back end up the needing man up off the ground enough to spread his legs granting further access. “Remember to watch, un” Deidara reminded him as he held himself steady in his own hand, positioning his thick tip at the broadened bud waiting for reception.

Strong fingers curling into the loose material of the blanket biting into the pillow silencing the cries as the substantial mushroom shaped head of his erection broke past the contracting muscle, penetrating inside of him as his weight lowering down carefully on top of him. Peering up at the screen through the slit of his eyes, the crimson orbs watched the best way they could as the stiff shoves started. Tearing his teeth into the cotton covers he braced himself for the hard thrusts being stimulated from more than one place as his arousal brushed against the other soft fabric mass underneath sending his mind into a daze making the plotline harder to follow. Certainly they couldn’t be that enthralled by the movie that they couldn’t see what was going on under their very noses, the huffed grunts from his lover’s excitement surely would have gave them away.

Except they were still none the wiser as the musical track picked up in a suspenseful moment, the main twist turn revealed that was not caught by all, Deidara pressing his chest into his clothed back, glancing up at the screen making sure that he was looking at the direction. “What just happened? I thought she was helping him” he asked waiting for a reply straight away only to have a delay in speech explaining that the girl he had fallen for was working on the opposite team. Typical, stab a guy in the chest but always explain and win them back. This movie had gone from exciting to mild blowing for him, taking him while surrounded by over dramatic sound effects but yet still clearly pinpointing the mewls of lust from his boyfriend no matter how hard he tried to hide it.

Grinding hips hastened their pace slapping against each other drawing their own adventure movie one step towards the end, just like the stars of the show who kept on fucking each other over with their tales of betrayal, the literal term was happening taking the stage for their own and upstaging that cinematic sex scene of earlier. This was raw, uncut, better than any pornography could offer with their tacky shots of up-close genitalia and cheesy one liners that were meant to make you hot and bothered, this was true cinematography without the scripted glamour.

“Harder…” Itachi whimpered burying his face deep within the feathers feeling the brewing in his stomach that would only lead to a sticky mess and a pillow that would need to be thrown out and never used again.

Apprehension built as the climax started to peak the final showdown between good and evil unfolding right before their eyes as half lidded as they may have been, sweat slicked half clothed bodied fighting against the throws of passion, pounding relentlessly into his taut anus loosing the discretion they had earlier uncaring of anyone watching their own. Would they make it in time? It was running out on both ends, the hero chasing down the bomb that threatened to wipe out the entire city while theirs was teetering on exploding, increasing tension on how it would end.

And then that moment came. The faceoff between them, staring down at each other with guns raised high ready to shoot their loaded weapons deep into the body of their target. A hesitation against the trigger not yet ready to take it to the end, the final look at each other seeing who was going to release first. Both fired simultaneously but one of them was too late, Itachi arching his back howling to the night sky at his round was the one that missed spilling his liquid out staining over the linen and his own partially exposed skin. Stumbling forth on the screen the bullet had only grazed the villain; one last bullet would be all it would take to take him down, the heart racing action to see if he would do it echoing the gunshot as if they were standing right in front of them. Just as he did it brought a throaty cry from the hero, Deidara discharging into the convulsing body beneath riding out the waves of pleasure taking the climax through the entire exhilarating experience.

Climax has peaked bringing the sweet after tone of the end, the happy ending that all had hoped for as the two men panted against each other, rapid heartbeats felt through the reverberation in their chests as the end credits started to roll. Just as soon as the flood lights flashed back on allowing people to exit, Deidara reefed the side of the blanket over the top of them, making it look like they were just resting on each other even with their daub flesh. A few glanced over at them witnessing part of it, confirmed for what they were doing was correct but they didn’t care since they had just experienced something more exciting than what they could provide.

Lazy eyes opened and closed blurring the white text showing everyone who had it possible, only they were the only two that could produce such magic, two thumbs up and a praising review certainly worth the money especially experience the thrills and spills again.

“We got to move” Itachi groaned unable to do so under his own esteem with the weight against him and the thickness still inside that kept the salty liquid that was better than melted butter from flowing out.

Only a grunt in reply but still Deidara didn’t move, resting his head against the rising chest comfortable enough to sleep with the warm breeze that made a night out wonderful. “We should do this again next week, un” Deidara suggested, stroking back the wet raven bangs off Itachi’s face. Or perhaps a concert even.

Itachi chuckled at thinking of having to pay for a night out that ended with sex when clearly there was an easier mean to that. “I think we should stay at home and watch DVDs” Especially since he was exhausted and ready for sleep.

…Shit he had to drive home. Still that was positively a 10 out of 10 performance.