The REAL Reason He Won't Eat Ramen
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The REAL Reason He Won't Eat Ramen
So, I was eating ramen, and this just popped out of nowhere. It has no point but to make people laugh until I finish the next chapter to ‘Can’t Live Without Love’.
The REAL Reason He Won’t Eat Ramen
Sasuke has a secret. A deep dark secret the Naruto found out about by pure accident. Whenever the Uchiha is forced to go to Ichiraku’s Ramen with Naruto, he only orders one bowl of miso ramen. Why? Because he hates that flavor. Now, it would make more sense to buy a flavor you like, but Sasuke just couldn’t do that.
There is no denying that Ichiraku has the best ramen in Konoha. Buying a flavor he liked would ruin his reputation. Uchiha Sasuke likes ramen as much as he likes sweets. And we all know he hates sweets.
Every time someone comes over, he claims that all the ramen in the pantry is for Naruto. But in reality, it’s all for Sasuke, and he doesn’t like it when the blond eats half of his stash.
Now, here’s the deep dark secret. Uchiha Sasuke LOVES ramen. Almost as much as Naruto. Every now and then, he’ll disguise himself and go to Ichiraku’s, eating ten bowls and slurping it up just like Naruto does.
Sasuke could henge into a dog, and Naruto would still recognize him. So, when he walked into Ichiraku’s and saw a girl with long midnight black hair, pale skin, fluid movements (even when ‘she’ was stuffing ‘her’ face), and a black kimono, he smirked and sat next to ‘her’.
“Hey, what’s your name?” Naruto asked inoccently.
Sasuke could only hope that Naruto didn’t see his shoulders tense. He mentally yelled at himself for being so caught up in ramen, he didn’t even notice the blond. “Why?”
“I’ve never seen a girl eat as much ramen as I can. The only person who can come close is Choji. So, are you going to tell me?”
“Isn’t it more polite for you to interduce yourself first?” Sasuke asked, turning towards him. Which was a big mistake; if Naruto had doubts before, then the black eyes got rid of them.
“Uzimaki Naruto!”
“Hinote Saki. Is there anything else? My ramen is getting cold.”
Naruto’s usual had been placed in front of him. “I suppose the rest could wait.”
Sasuke finished and left before Naruto could ask any more questions. He was just about to walk out when Naruto called, “where are you going, teme?”
“Away from you, dobe.” Realizing what he just said, Sasuke turned to see that knowing smirk on Naruto’s face. “How long have you known?”
“Since I walked in. Is it really such a bad thing that you like ramen?”
Sasuke had to get away before he said anything he’d regret later. The ramen was beginning to kick in. “I gotta go.” He turned and ran to his house.
Naruto paid and ran after him. “Come on, Sasuke. Why do you deny yourself something so great?”
The Uchiha refrained from answering and kept running. ‘He can’t find out.’ What Naruto can’t find out is that ramen may as well be alchohal to him. About twenty minutes after finishing a meal, he goes into a drunken state.
Naruto saw Sasuke trip, and knew that ramen had some kind of weird effect on him. All he had to do now was figure out what it was.
Unfortuately, Sasuke didn’t have time to lock all doors and windows in his house before Naruto got it. Therefore he sat on his couch and glared, which wouldn’t have even scared a rat, considering how glazed his eyes were at the moment. “Go ‘way, dobe.”
“Now now, Sasuke. You can’t even walk straight. What kind of friend would I be if I just left you here to fall down the stairs?”
“A good one.” Sasuke tried to back up, but the couch was in his way. ‘Naruto’s close. Too close.’ “And get away from me.”
Naruto just got closer, still smiling. Sasuke blushed, even though the blond was still a few feet away. “Are there any other secrets you’d like to tell me?” He sat on the couch.
Sasuke finally noticed that Naruto wasn’t wearing orange. ‘He looks much better like that.’ He stared at the way you could see his defined muscles through it. The raven launched himself on Naruto and nuzzled his neck.
This wasn’t excatly what Naruto was expecting, but if it got Sasuke to finally admitt his feelings then it was okay. After a few minutes of holding each other, Sasuke spoke. “Naruto.”
“Hm?”
Sasuke blushed and buried himself further into Naruto’s neck. “I love you.” It came out muffled, but the blond understood and smiled.
“I love you too.”
The REAL Reason He Won’t Eat Ramen
Sasuke has a secret. A deep dark secret the Naruto found out about by pure accident. Whenever the Uchiha is forced to go to Ichiraku’s Ramen with Naruto, he only orders one bowl of miso ramen. Why? Because he hates that flavor. Now, it would make more sense to buy a flavor you like, but Sasuke just couldn’t do that.
There is no denying that Ichiraku has the best ramen in Konoha. Buying a flavor he liked would ruin his reputation. Uchiha Sasuke likes ramen as much as he likes sweets. And we all know he hates sweets.
Every time someone comes over, he claims that all the ramen in the pantry is for Naruto. But in reality, it’s all for Sasuke, and he doesn’t like it when the blond eats half of his stash.
Now, here’s the deep dark secret. Uchiha Sasuke LOVES ramen. Almost as much as Naruto. Every now and then, he’ll disguise himself and go to Ichiraku’s, eating ten bowls and slurping it up just like Naruto does.
Sasuke could henge into a dog, and Naruto would still recognize him. So, when he walked into Ichiraku’s and saw a girl with long midnight black hair, pale skin, fluid movements (even when ‘she’ was stuffing ‘her’ face), and a black kimono, he smirked and sat next to ‘her’.
“Hey, what’s your name?” Naruto asked inoccently.
Sasuke could only hope that Naruto didn’t see his shoulders tense. He mentally yelled at himself for being so caught up in ramen, he didn’t even notice the blond. “Why?”
“I’ve never seen a girl eat as much ramen as I can. The only person who can come close is Choji. So, are you going to tell me?”
“Isn’t it more polite for you to interduce yourself first?” Sasuke asked, turning towards him. Which was a big mistake; if Naruto had doubts before, then the black eyes got rid of them.
“Uzimaki Naruto!”
“Hinote Saki. Is there anything else? My ramen is getting cold.”
Naruto’s usual had been placed in front of him. “I suppose the rest could wait.”
Sasuke finished and left before Naruto could ask any more questions. He was just about to walk out when Naruto called, “where are you going, teme?”
“Away from you, dobe.” Realizing what he just said, Sasuke turned to see that knowing smirk on Naruto’s face. “How long have you known?”
“Since I walked in. Is it really such a bad thing that you like ramen?”
Sasuke had to get away before he said anything he’d regret later. The ramen was beginning to kick in. “I gotta go.” He turned and ran to his house.
Naruto paid and ran after him. “Come on, Sasuke. Why do you deny yourself something so great?”
The Uchiha refrained from answering and kept running. ‘He can’t find out.’ What Naruto can’t find out is that ramen may as well be alchohal to him. About twenty minutes after finishing a meal, he goes into a drunken state.
Naruto saw Sasuke trip, and knew that ramen had some kind of weird effect on him. All he had to do now was figure out what it was.
Unfortuately, Sasuke didn’t have time to lock all doors and windows in his house before Naruto got it. Therefore he sat on his couch and glared, which wouldn’t have even scared a rat, considering how glazed his eyes were at the moment. “Go ‘way, dobe.”
“Now now, Sasuke. You can’t even walk straight. What kind of friend would I be if I just left you here to fall down the stairs?”
“A good one.” Sasuke tried to back up, but the couch was in his way. ‘Naruto’s close. Too close.’ “And get away from me.”
Naruto just got closer, still smiling. Sasuke blushed, even though the blond was still a few feet away. “Are there any other secrets you’d like to tell me?” He sat on the couch.
Sasuke finally noticed that Naruto wasn’t wearing orange. ‘He looks much better like that.’ He stared at the way you could see his defined muscles through it. The raven launched himself on Naruto and nuzzled his neck.
This wasn’t excatly what Naruto was expecting, but if it got Sasuke to finally admitt his feelings then it was okay. After a few minutes of holding each other, Sasuke spoke. “Naruto.”
“Hm?”
Sasuke blushed and buried himself further into Naruto’s neck. “I love you.” It came out muffled, but the blond understood and smiled.
“I love you too.”