Toilet Misunderstandings
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Toilet Misunderstandings
So yeah, this is something REALLY old I had lying around my PC and decided to post.... Nothing big really and worth going into FF.net.... But still funny.... I think o.O
This was co-written with Inuwolfram (LUB YA HONEY!!!)
Toilet Misundertandings
It was just a peaceful day at the Hokage tower. No ANBU contacts, no Rank A missions to decide, hell, there weren’t even B ranked missions to give!!!
Tsunade was bored.
So, since she had no work, she just resorted to take her sake from its hideout and drink away!!! She would bet no one would ever find out.
So, as Tsunade’s bets always ended the same way, Shizune found her drinking right in her office. Unfortunately, she was only at a quarter of the contents of the bottle so ¾ of the sake were thrown off the window.
‘Poor sake....’ Tsunade thought in her way to the restrooms to “take the awful sake smell away from the supposed respectful Hokage-sama” as Shizune had said ‘It didn’t even complete its destiny... To be drunk!!!’
Her hand was half way to the door handle when she suddenly heard grunts and..... huh? Was that.... Uchiha SASUKE???? And from what it looked like, he wasn’t alone!!
She stuck her ear to the door, trying to discover who was with the Uchiha heir inside a bathroom doing THOSE noises.
“Erm... I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news but......" Sasuke said “OH my god... It’s stuck.”
“What??” It can’t be... Naruto?? No, it can’t be, she would bet “What do you mean by being stuck?”
“It’s stuck, it won’t come out, Naruto!!” ....Right, Naruto... What a surprise, he and Sasuke. Oh, Sakura will be so heartbroken when she finds out.
“Well... Try moving it around!!! Do some movements to free it.” …Was THAT Sakura?? The three of them... In the bathroom... Oh, the shock.
“It’s no good.” Sasuke admitted.
“Let me try it *grunt* ouch...” Naruto complained “It’s really stuck... Aw man!! What are we gonna do?? I can’t stay like this forever!!!” At this time, Tsunade’s hand was at her mouth to stifle the many gasps that tried to be audible as the dialogue progressed.
“I need something to make this more slippery!!!” Actually hearing Sasuke saying that... Was it the sake? “Can you fetch something, Sakura?”
“Hai hai, I figured we’d need something like that so I already brought it, here.” Tsunade sighed of relief ‘Let Sakura think of the obvious things in these acts!!!’
“Ah, you saved me Sakura. Hey, help us here. I said it was too tight but Mr. Uchiha-knows-it-all said “just shove it in!!” A no-no!!! She would have Jiraya give Sasuke some advice after this ordeal... He must understand that this can’t be one-sided!!!
“Shut it Naruto!!” Sasuke complained “Like I imagined this would happen!!!” Ugh!!! But it was obvious it would happen!! The boy clearly had no experience!!!
“Okay, calm down you two!! I’m sure we’ll be able to get it out!!” ever clever Sakura interfered “I’ll help you!! Just tell me what to do!!”
“Okay.... On 3...” Poor Naruto... In that tight situation and still commanding them... She would give him more responsible missions after this!!! “1... 2.... 3!!”
“D-Dame...” The Godaime heard Sasuke’s grunt.
“Let’s try another position!!!” Tsunade thought that she really shouldn’t let her Kamasutra books laying around... It can really taint the young’s minds. She still remembered when Sakura was a little girl that would blush at any word related to THAT.
“Yes!!! You’re right Sakura!!! Naruto, lean a bit forward” OR.... It could be Sasuke’s influences... NO!!! Kakashi’s influence!!! That damn pervert, stealing the young’s mind innocence!!!
“Ah yes, I didn’t think I could be in that position for much longer...” My poor Naruto... “But it’s still stuck...”
“Okay, again!!!” Well, since Sasuke was really supportive, maybe she wouldn’t be too hard on him after they solved this.....
Grunts and moans were heard from the medium sized cubicle, amplified by the restroom’s echoes.
“IT’S COMING OUT!!! I’M FEELING IT COMING OUT!!!” Yes, Naruto would definitely feel it coming out.... Tsunade wondered if it was Iruka, the closet Kaka-pervert, responsible for this...
“SAKURA POUR SOMETHING TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE SLIPPERY!!!”
“HA-HAI!!!” At this point Tsunade’s heart was beating really hard and
“ALMOST THERE!!! ALMOST!!! SASUKEEEEE HARDER!!!”
GGG.....GAAAAH!!!
*pant...pant*
The doors burst open showing Naruto with a shove, Sasuke and Sakura behind sweating like mad.
“We did it!!!!” Naruto screamed “No stupid toilet shove is going to defeated Team 7!!!”
“Tsunade-sama? Lee-kun? Minna?” Sakura asked looking down “What are you all doing here?”
“Euuuhh.....”
Tsunade hadn’t even noticed but while she was with her hear pressed to the door, many more ninjas joined in to listen. Lee was blushing like mad, Kakashi just looked about to burst laughing, Iruka was quite on the pale shade, Ino just looked shocked, the Hyuugas looked like all their blood was in their heads from all the blushing, Kiba and Tenten holding them from falling….
….After all….Misunderstandings can happen…
~Earlier that morning~
“WHAT??????????” Naruto screamed at Kakashi.
“Well... Considering that you just destroyed my ear drums...” Kakashi sighed “I guess you didn’t like the mission...”
“Kakashi-sensei... Who would’ve wanted to clean restrooms?” An angry Sasuke asked.
“Not just any restrooms!!!” Kakashi-sensei said as being the most atrocious thing Sasuke ever said “It’s the Noble and VIP’s restrooms!!”
“Does it matter?” Naruto asked “It’s still shi-”
“But Kakashi-sensei!!” Sakura wisely interrupted her blond friend “Do we really have to?”
“It’s a mission like any other Sakura...” Kakashi said it while making a serious expression.
“Well then... Let’s get this over with....” Sasuke resigned himself “Fast!!”
“Hai....” Sakura gave up too.
“Demo, demo....”
“NOW Naruto!!”
“Hai....Hai.....”
~Owari~
Thank you for reading this until the end :D
If you don't want to review, at least rate the story... Please. Just so I know someone read it. It's only 3 seconds (if you have a fast connection, that is!! xD)
This was co-written with Inuwolfram (LUB YA HONEY!!!)
Toilet Misundertandings
It was just a peaceful day at the Hokage tower. No ANBU contacts, no Rank A missions to decide, hell, there weren’t even B ranked missions to give!!!
Tsunade was bored.
So, since she had no work, she just resorted to take her sake from its hideout and drink away!!! She would bet no one would ever find out.
So, as Tsunade’s bets always ended the same way, Shizune found her drinking right in her office. Unfortunately, she was only at a quarter of the contents of the bottle so ¾ of the sake were thrown off the window.
‘Poor sake....’ Tsunade thought in her way to the restrooms to “take the awful sake smell away from the supposed respectful Hokage-sama” as Shizune had said ‘It didn’t even complete its destiny... To be drunk!!!’
Her hand was half way to the door handle when she suddenly heard grunts and..... huh? Was that.... Uchiha SASUKE???? And from what it looked like, he wasn’t alone!!
She stuck her ear to the door, trying to discover who was with the Uchiha heir inside a bathroom doing THOSE noises.
“Erm... I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news but......" Sasuke said “OH my god... It’s stuck.”
“What??” It can’t be... Naruto?? No, it can’t be, she would bet “What do you mean by being stuck?”
“It’s stuck, it won’t come out, Naruto!!” ....Right, Naruto... What a surprise, he and Sasuke. Oh, Sakura will be so heartbroken when she finds out.
“Well... Try moving it around!!! Do some movements to free it.” …Was THAT Sakura?? The three of them... In the bathroom... Oh, the shock.
“It’s no good.” Sasuke admitted.
“Let me try it *grunt* ouch...” Naruto complained “It’s really stuck... Aw man!! What are we gonna do?? I can’t stay like this forever!!!” At this time, Tsunade’s hand was at her mouth to stifle the many gasps that tried to be audible as the dialogue progressed.
“I need something to make this more slippery!!!” Actually hearing Sasuke saying that... Was it the sake? “Can you fetch something, Sakura?”
“Hai hai, I figured we’d need something like that so I already brought it, here.” Tsunade sighed of relief ‘Let Sakura think of the obvious things in these acts!!!’
“Ah, you saved me Sakura. Hey, help us here. I said it was too tight but Mr. Uchiha-knows-it-all said “just shove it in!!” A no-no!!! She would have Jiraya give Sasuke some advice after this ordeal... He must understand that this can’t be one-sided!!!
“Shut it Naruto!!” Sasuke complained “Like I imagined this would happen!!!” Ugh!!! But it was obvious it would happen!! The boy clearly had no experience!!!
“Okay, calm down you two!! I’m sure we’ll be able to get it out!!” ever clever Sakura interfered “I’ll help you!! Just tell me what to do!!”
“Okay.... On 3...” Poor Naruto... In that tight situation and still commanding them... She would give him more responsible missions after this!!! “1... 2.... 3!!”
“D-Dame...” The Godaime heard Sasuke’s grunt.
“Let’s try another position!!!” Tsunade thought that she really shouldn’t let her Kamasutra books laying around... It can really taint the young’s minds. She still remembered when Sakura was a little girl that would blush at any word related to THAT.
“Yes!!! You’re right Sakura!!! Naruto, lean a bit forward” OR.... It could be Sasuke’s influences... NO!!! Kakashi’s influence!!! That damn pervert, stealing the young’s mind innocence!!!
“Ah yes, I didn’t think I could be in that position for much longer...” My poor Naruto... “But it’s still stuck...”
“Okay, again!!!” Well, since Sasuke was really supportive, maybe she wouldn’t be too hard on him after they solved this.....
Grunts and moans were heard from the medium sized cubicle, amplified by the restroom’s echoes.
“IT’S COMING OUT!!! I’M FEELING IT COMING OUT!!!” Yes, Naruto would definitely feel it coming out.... Tsunade wondered if it was Iruka, the closet Kaka-pervert, responsible for this...
“SAKURA POUR SOMETHING TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE SLIPPERY!!!”
“HA-HAI!!!” At this point Tsunade’s heart was beating really hard and
“ALMOST THERE!!! ALMOST!!! SASUKEEEEE HARDER!!!”
GGG.....GAAAAH!!!
*pant...pant*
The doors burst open showing Naruto with a shove, Sasuke and Sakura behind sweating like mad.
“We did it!!!!” Naruto screamed “No stupid toilet shove is going to defeated Team 7!!!”
“Tsunade-sama? Lee-kun? Minna?” Sakura asked looking down “What are you all doing here?”
“Euuuhh.....”
Tsunade hadn’t even noticed but while she was with her hear pressed to the door, many more ninjas joined in to listen. Lee was blushing like mad, Kakashi just looked about to burst laughing, Iruka was quite on the pale shade, Ino just looked shocked, the Hyuugas looked like all their blood was in their heads from all the blushing, Kiba and Tenten holding them from falling….
….After all….Misunderstandings can happen…
~Earlier that morning~
“WHAT??????????” Naruto screamed at Kakashi.
“Well... Considering that you just destroyed my ear drums...” Kakashi sighed “I guess you didn’t like the mission...”
“Kakashi-sensei... Who would’ve wanted to clean restrooms?” An angry Sasuke asked.
“Not just any restrooms!!!” Kakashi-sensei said as being the most atrocious thing Sasuke ever said “It’s the Noble and VIP’s restrooms!!”
“Does it matter?” Naruto asked “It’s still shi-”
“But Kakashi-sensei!!” Sakura wisely interrupted her blond friend “Do we really have to?”
“It’s a mission like any other Sakura...” Kakashi said it while making a serious expression.
“Well then... Let’s get this over with....” Sasuke resigned himself “Fast!!”
“Hai....” Sakura gave up too.
“Demo, demo....”
“NOW Naruto!!”
“Hai....Hai.....”
~Owari~
Thank you for reading this until the end :D
If you don't want to review, at least rate the story... Please. Just so I know someone read it. It's only 3 seconds (if you have a fast connection, that is!! xD)