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Naruto AU/AR › General
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,061
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2
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0
Currently Reading:
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Elope of the year
Main pairing – SasuNaru
There will be side pairings like KibaHina, NejiGaa, KakaIru, ShikaTema
Summary – Rock lee and Haruno Sakura planned to elope for their wedding years ago when they started dating, and they ask help from their friends for the wedding. Sakura and her friends think of a thank you present, what else could be better than giving life partners as a gift for the bachelors? AU, SasuNaru
Chapter 1 – Introductions
“Attention! Attention! Passengers of flight 339, due to stormy weather your flight has been delayed, please board the plane from Gate 3B in five hours. Passengers of flight 399..”
“Kuso (Damn) ! I can’t believe this! We got here in time even! Now the stupid metal bird is stuck in the sky!” one irate Inuzuka Kiba yelled to his group of friends gathered in the lobby of the Airport, getting annoyed and amused glances from others around him.
Kiba was dressed in denim jeans and a button up brown shirt, his necklace with a fang pendant hanging off his neck, his wild chocolate brown hair mussed up giving him an delinquent look, ( he WAS a delinquent when in school so it doesn’t matter), the beige leather shoes scraping against the coarse carpet in the lobby.
“Urusai (shut up) Kiba, we’re all in this together so we’re all going to be stuck here, not only you.” Replied an annoyed Uzumaki Naruto standing next to the dog-like boy.
Naruto was also dressed in denim jeans and a button up shirt, but his was a dark orange. The color clashed with his bright corn yellow hair and azure eyes, making them seem even brighter. His blank sneakers were muddy and dirty, as if he hadn’t cleaned them for a long time (which he hadn’t).
“Mendokuse, could you shut up Kiba. We need to find a place to rest or hang out in until the plane gets here.” The third member of the five boys gathered drawled, already half-asleep.
“We cant go to the café again –munch-. We got kicked – munch- out when Kiba said –munch- that the milkshake –munch- tasted like cow pee. -swallow- .” Akimichi Chouji was a big boy, and he needed to eat, whatever the attendants said meant nothing to him.
“The Hyuuga girl” a cold monotone voice spoke up, the speaker being a red head, thick black lines were around his eyes, showing that either he didn’t sleep or he was a fan of eye liner – black eye liner-, “she was going to meet us here.” And he didn’t say anything else.
The three of them were wearing black pants with t shirts and sweaters, nothing out of the ordinary except their, 1 – extremely bored expressions 2 – multiple bags of chips 3 – glare fixed in their faces, momentarily killing anyone near them.
“You mean Hinata, Gaara?” at the silent barely-there nod from the red head Naruto continued.
“Kiba? Was she coming here? I don’t remember her saying anything to us.” The blond scratched the back of his head absently.
Hinata was Kiba’s girlfriend. Everyone was surprised when they hook up and everyone had doubts of the relationship, they were too different and were polar opposites. But they decided to go with the flow, after all opposites attract right? They had been going steady for almost an year now and all their friends were happy.
“Puh, as if you remember anything we said at Ichiraku’s except our comments about ramen.” Kiba rolled his eyes at his naïve (and a bit dumb, according to him) friend.
“Oh, she said it at Ichiraku’s? Oh man, the ramen! I want ramen now, Kiba did you see any place around here selling ramen?” he was almost bouncing on his heels at the mention of his obsession.
Everyone who attended Okaza high knew about Naruto and his ramen, Shikamaru even remembered the comedy drama they made out of the cafeteria incident Naruto caused when he found out that they didn’t sell ramen there on his first day.
So it wasn’t a very good thing to remind Naruto of his beloved noodles if they didn’t have it in hand. And currently, the cafeteria in the airport had nothing except macaroni and cheese, seafood pizza and coffee.
“Naruto-kun, -munch, munch- they don’t have it here in the café, and no they don’t have it –munch- in the duty free shops either – munch-“ Chouji explained to his salivating friend who looked like a kicked puppy when he heard this.
“But.. the lady said they will have ramen in the café next time I come..”, he was giving the puppy-dog look to Chouji who looked lost. They learned about Naruto’s greatest defense when they took him to the ramen stand and he was broke, he ended up giving his puppy pout to Gaara who was surprisingly compliant to it.
What the hell does he mean they don’t haven ramen?! Ramen is the nectar of humans, given to us by Kami-sama himself! I will make it here myself if I have to!
Shikamaru wasn’t called a genius for nothing, and as soon as he saw the determined expression on Naruto’s face and the direction he was looking at, which was the where the cafeteria was located.
Shikamaru opened his mouth to crush Naruto’s determination to do the impossible in the bud but Gaara's cold voice saved him the trouble. What a drag this is.
“Naruto” Naruto stopped short when he heard the voice. He turned slowly to face the red head who was glowering at him.
“You are not going anywhere. You will stay with me until we get to Sakura.” Naruto nodded dumbly, not even hearing what was being said. He was too busy trying not to get fried from the death glare directed at him.
They were suddenly interrupted by a timid voice.
“Konbanwa (good afternoon) minna.” The shy voice barely reached their ears, but it was heard. Their ears are used to hear the soft voice of a Hyuuga Hinata after going to school with her for four years.
“Yo Hinata-chan” greeted the shy girl, he didn’t know why but she always blushed very red when he was around. She even feinted sometimes when he came near her. He didn’t actually know why she did it, thinking it was probably a sickness, an allergy to blond hair or something. But it had almost stopped when she started dating Kiba but she blushed a lot around him.
Gaara and Shikamaru with Chouji, nodded to Hinata. First one being an anti-social bastard , wont speak. Second one too bored to bother with a reply and the last one too busy filling his mouth with chips didn’t have space to form a word.
Kiba smiled and hugged Hinata when he came from behind the chair he was standing next to, making the naturally shy girl turn beet red and stutter. Then she turned and regarded them with questioning eyes.
“An-no, you all k-know th-that the p-plane is d-delay-yed rig-ght?” she continued after confirmation nods were given to her.
“W-we n-need-d t-to f-find a p-place t-to st-tay. B-but..” she was interrupted when the airport intercom buzzed and a voice came through.
Kiba opened his mouth, wanting to ignore the annoying metallic voice and intending to ask his girlfriend what she was going to say. But before he opened his mouth the message that the voice buzzed through made all of them stand shock still, dread and irritation bubbling in their angered veins.
“Attention! Attention! Passengers of flight 339! Due to stormy weather your flight has been delayed further. It will be arriving in seventeen hours. Please board the plane from gate 3B. Passengers of flight 399..”
Absolute silence rang through the group, even Chouji had stopped munching on his chips.
“You have got to be kidding me..” Kiba voiced the thought running through their minds. He dared a glance to his right side, where Naruto was, in fear.
Their third lesson in learning the absolute randomness Uzumaki Naruto was took place in the second year in their high school.
Flashback
Inuzuka Kiba was delinquent; everyone had established that either you stay away from Kiba or risk getting fleas. He was late for classes and he was barely getting marks for a pass in his classes. But his friends didn’t care, so he didn’t either. Why should he?
Inuzuka Kiba noticed the new kid in the block, a bright blond with a loud, brash and obnoxious attitude that made their teachers pull their hair out. He liked the kid, they were both alike.
But he didn’t bother with introductions when the kid didn’t seem to show any interest either.
They had gym as last period on Fridays; the new kid had gym classes with him and his gang, consisting of Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji and Hyuuga Hinata.
That day their gym teacher Tetsuma Kuran did the impossible thing of being late. Kuran was never late, period. ‘Lateness’ was a word that didn’t exist in his dictionary. Tetsuma Kuran was a strict teacher with high standards and expected the students to succeed in his ways.
But he was late on that fateful Friday, he came up with his right leg in a cast, supported by his assistant and school’s track team star Rock Lee who was a senior. But the worst thing was that on that Friday it had started to rain.
But Kuran was not deterred by the rain and he ordered the class to run two laps in the school grounds ‘in’ the rain. But alas, he knew neither Naruto’s hate of ‘evil’ rain nor his excessive hatred towards ‘late comers’.
The outburst from the new and normally very cheerful-to-the-point-of-annoyance blond stunned them all.
He was sitting on the grass, his bangs covering his face when Kuran was talking to the class. But when he finished he stood up, making the non-existent spotlight train on him.
“I…I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE IDIOTS LIKE YOU!! I DON’T CARE IF YOU WERE RUN OVER BY A FUCKING CAR! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT TIME! IF YOU COULDN’T COME YOU SHOULD’VE NOTICED THE OFFCIE SO WE WOULD’NT BE SITTING IN THE SHITTY RAIN FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG FOR A FREAK LIKE YOU TO TURN UP!!!”
The whole ground echoed the loud blonde’s yelling while the whole class ,with the teacher included, sat with their mouths dropped open at the fuming and huffing blond.
Lee opened his mouth angrily but Kuran looking serious for some reason and stopped him by lifting his hand.
He was staring at Naruto with an unreadable look on his face when he spoke to the drenched and angry blond.
“You are… Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto?” he asked softly (the whole class’s mouths dropped open for the second time).
‘Namikaze?’ Kiba thought, shocked. ‘Wasn’t Namikaze the name of the man who..’ He looked at Naruto again.
Naruto looked stunned for a second before paling rapidly, his big blue eyes darkening noticeably. He narrowed his eyes at the teacher for a second before completely changing his demeanor to a suspiciously fake happy mood.
He relaxed his stance and sheepishly rubbed the back of his head, smiling like a fool. But his eyes… they were closed.
One thing that ran through Kiba’s mind when looking at this complete turn of 180 degrees was ‘Fake’
The class didn’t seem to think so, they visibly relaxed, some even laughing at the seemingly stupid blonde.
But when Naruto spoke again he completely changed the subject.
“Ahaha.. Kuran-sensei”, Kuran’s demeanor also changed to a happy one when he heard Naruto speak, but his eyes didn’t change, they were as serious as ever.
“Do we get a prize or something if we complete first?” he asked innocently, a silly smile playing across his pillow lips.
Kuran smiled. “Yosh, who ever win first gets a free meal where ever they want.”
Naruto’s eyes shone impossibly bright blue at this, hearts dancing across the shining azure eyes.
‘Is this kid bipolar or something?’ Kiba thought in disbelief. ‘He was just threatening Kuran-sensei a minute ago!’
It was lee who answered first, even though the class was pumped up in the thought of free food, coughchoujicough, they were not insane enough to believe there wasn’t a catch in it.
“Ossu! I will prove my beautiful flower Sakura my youthfulness Kuran-sensei!” he shouted before jumping from the shade he and sensei was in and running down the track, leaving a trail of dust in his wake.
The rest of the kids looked at each other a second before dashing off after him.
Naruto, Kiba and Shikamaru alone with Gaara were the only ones left behind with Kuran.
Naruto looked at Kuran before he too, ran after lee, shouting something about ramen and Ichiraku.
But Kiba, Gaara and Shikamaru caught the look he sent Kuran before he ran off. Shikamaru was a genius, Gaara was close to a professional in understanding human interaction, even if he didn’t engage in them and Kiba.. Well he was not the idiot he seem to be… much.
They all looked at each other before running off after the class, lee now completing his first lap. But all of them saw what Naruto was hiding; at least they thought it was that.
The malice, grief and fear in the threatening glance Naruto gave to Kuran before running drew them in. they had a mission now.
Mission – find the truth about Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto
“Naruto.. You need to calm down. Please, we’ll find a hotel to book and we’ll stay there until the plane arrives” Hinata’s soft voice was devoid of all stuttering.
They all knew the consequences of Naruto loosing his temper; they didn’t want another repeat of that episode that changed their whole outlook on the naïve blond.
The said blonde took several breaths, as if he was meditating before looking up at Hinata's soft lavender eyes. He gave her a tight smile before nodding.
The whole group gave a sigh of relief. They couldn’t have an episode here. If Naruto started Gaara would too, and the least they needed now was two demons running around screaming ‘DIE!’ to everyone they see in the airport.
But that didn’t mean Kiba had to be held back. So he voiced his thoughts for himself, Gaara and Naruto.
“What THE HELL DO THEY MEAN WE HAVE TO STAY HERE FOR SEVENTEEN HOURS !?” the buzz of murmuring and softly speaking voices were instantly overpowered by the loud roar of Kiba.
Hinata looked at her boyfriend with something akin to a mixture of anger and gratefulness.
“I HAD TO MAKE AKAMARU STAY PUT IN THAT SKINNY BOX THEY CALL A HOME FOR DOGS WHEN TRAVELLING IN A FUCKING PLANE! AND HE IS NOW IN THAT LITTLE SHITTY THING PROBABLY HOWLING HIS HEART OUT AND NOW THEY SAY THE DAMN PLANE WON’T LAND UNTIL SEVENTEEN HOURS ?! I WILL KILL THEM !!”
“I CAME HERE TO HELP SAKURA WITH HER ELOPING! NOT TO SIT AROUND IN A FUCKING AIRPORT AND OOGLE THE AIR HOSTESSES! THE FUCK!!”
Kiba took a deep breath, puffing out his chest, ready to howl more of his questions to the gaping people around them when someone coughed behind him.
“You should keep your mouth shut Inuzuka. It attracts flies as well as trouble. You don’t want me to speak to Hiashi-sama about Hinata-sama’s … choice, do you?” a deep baritone voice sounded behind Kiba and Naruto, both of whom were standing next to each.
Kiba closed his mouth immediately and let out a cross between a choke and a strangled sound.
Naruto turned around to see who had interrupted the –let-out-all-you-can session. Kiba’s yelling soothed his anger a lot and this stranger, who ever the fuck he was, was the reason his anger soothing was stopped.
But when he took a look at the person standing in front of him all his thoughts about all the injustice of air port’s were wiped out of his mind.
The dark haired man stood over him about half a head, what the hell? This guy is taller than me! It is so unfair! Why am I the only one, minus Kiba and Gaara, short? Why isn’t 5” 7’ enough? Hmm.. this guy must be at least 6”.
The man was about his age, with pale skin without a single blemish, dark hair with a dark blue tint in a duck-butt hairstyle, wonder if it’s natural or the consequence of too much hair gel, and thin but rose pink lips.
His angular face with high cheek bones and a pointed nose gave him an appearance of a noble. He was wearing black tailored pants with a white dress shirt, and a pair of leather shoes. A simple outfit but it was made hot when the guy was wearing it.
One thing that ran in Naruto’s bi-sexual mind after he carefully criticized and analyzed every aspect of the raven’s body was,
OMG HE”S FUCKING HOT!!!! Hmm... I wonder if he’s gay.
The said raven merely raised an elegant eyebrow at the blunt display of ‘gawking’. His expression saying, ‘What the hell are YOU looking at”.
Naruto, since he didn’t have the cool ability to lift one eyebrow, simply gave a small frown at the soundless reply.
Meanwhile Kiba was sweating profusely; he had been in a one sided staring/glaring contest with Hyuuga Neji for the last minute.
The tall long haired raven man with lilac eyes identical to Hinata, but without the warmth Hinata's carried, were glaring at the wild haired boy’s brownish-moss colored eyes.
The tall man was wearing attire similar to his companion currently degrading Naruto with his eyes. The difference was his pants were beige colored, and the dress shirt was black.
Gaara looked at the long haired tall raven, his eyes and face didn’t show any difference from his normal blank face but inside he was purring with contentment.
Yes, he is a fine man. You should mate with him. Won’t you like that … Gaara-kun.
Gaara frowned a little at the comment, he was uneasy. Shikaku never gave his opinion on anything. What was so different about this man?
That exact moment Hyuuga Neji lifted his eyes from his victim and looked straight at the red head. Hard lilac eyes clashing with blank emerald eyes.
I see what you mean Shikaku. Yes I would like to have him as mate. His inside chuckled. He is mine now. Gaara let his mouth curve into a predatory smirk.
His mind took pleasure in seeing the shocked look that overtook hard lilac eyes. He knew from the moment he saw the man that he was not one to show emotions.
But he was thrown off his guard when he received an answering smirk. But he quickly hid his shock, but he knew it was futile when the smirk on the handsome man’s face widened a fraction.
Dammit.
Hyuuga Hinata was currently on a roll. She was smirking in triumph and victory when he saw the interactions of the four men in front of her. They hadn’t actually planned the actions of Neji nii-san and Gaara, but she knew they would cope well.
All they had to do was make a quick plan to carry along with the original plan. It wouldn’t matter when the two were similar; they just needed to give a little encouragement.
She mentally snickered when she imagined the reactions of others.
This is ‘The’ elope of the year. Sakura, you are really the top pf the class.
Nara Shikamaru observed the interaction of the four and the mad glint on Hinata’s eyes.
He wasn’t called a genius for nothing. So when he saw these small hints it didn’t take long for him to analyze the situation and come to a conclusion.
Mendokuse, this is going to be very long vacation. –sigh- I hope there wont be any bloodbaths. Blood takes a long time to be cleaned up.
He sighed again before looking the last member who arrived with the other two.
He seemed like a silent type he could hang out with. The man was wearing a heavy sweater with a hood, hiding his face, and black pants with combat boots. From what Shikamaru could see, he was certain this guy was wearing sunglasses too.
Maybe he could help me and Chouji to reduce bloodbath.
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He sighed before turning to address the silent man.
“Hey, I’m Nara Shikamaru, can we help you ?” his sudden voice mused others out of their reverie too.
The man who had been looking at Naruto snapped his obsidian eyes at him while the long-haired raven he now recognized as Hinata’s cousin Neji, turned his attention from Gaara.
It was Neji who replied and Kiba wondered if the other dark-eyed man was mute. Maybe he’s Gaara’s type. He rolled his eyes mentally and scoffed. Poor Naruto, he seems to like the bastard.
“Actually it seems like both of our parties seem to be going in the same to the same direction.”
There was a sudden silence before Naruto decided to break it.
“So your saying that your going to northern Japan to a certain eloping between one Haruno Sakura and Rock Lee?” he asked the man he also recognized now. Hyuuga Neji. The stuck up prick who picked up Hinata when we were in Konoha.
Neji nodded his head confirming their suspicions but Chouji decided to solve the mystery.
“How come you know about it?”
Neji looked at the obsidian eyed companion next to him before replying.
“Rock Lee was our classmate, and we are closest thing he has to friends. He invited us to come and help him with the marriage.”
“he gave us invitations.” The man with sun glassed standing on Neji’s left spoke up. His voice was slightly rough. Probably from not using, Naruto thought.
Kiba’s jaw was hung out a moment before he promptly closed it indignantly after a glare from Neji.
“He gave you invitations? For an eloping?” he asked in a shocked tone. Well it must be shocking, giving invitations for an eloping.
Neji nodded his head again.
Shikamaru sighed for the nth time before starting the ceased conversation again.
“Mendokuse. We still don’t know each other I suppose. I’ll start introductions.” Without waiting for a reply he started naming the ones from his group and waited until the other newcomers introduced themselves.
Neji nodded once before introducing himself, “My name’s Hyuuga Neji. I am Hinata-sama’s cousin.”. They all nodded at him since they knew him because of Hinata.
Them they all simultaneously turned to the only other one of the foreign trio who had spoken. They only got a monotonous name. “Aburame Shino. Lee’s friend.”
Then they turned to the silent and brooding raven on Neji’s right, expecting hand signals and Neji’s translations since he was mute according to their assumptions.
He looked amusedly at them for a split second before stating in a deep sensual voice “Uchiha Sasuke”.
Shikamaru and Kiba looked shocked and Naruto looked confusedly at them.
Then Shikamaru breathed out, “So that’s why I recognize you from somewhere.” ,Before nodding at him.
Kiba stared at him for a full minute before looking away from a chilling glare directed at him by those coal-black eyes.
Then those black eyes trained on Naruto, who cocked his head to the side in confusion before shrugging his shoulders.
“A-ano, m-maybe w-we shoul-d-d get-t-t mo-oving b-befor-re t-the h-hotel gets fu-ul-ly b-booked.” Hinata voice carried out to their well trained ears.
Sasuke nodded at Hinata who looked at him shyly before saying, “I’ll book the rooms. Neji rent a car.” He looked at his companion who took out his cell phone and started dialing.
“Well Hinata, it looks like –munch- your cousin’s –munch- -swallow- over protectiveness is useful -munch-.” Chouji had opened another bag of chips.
Hinata smiled shyly at him before walking to Kiba and linking her arms with his, her face a beautiful shade of cherry red.
Sasuke stared at the blond while he was waiting for his call to be picked up. The blond was animatedly talking to a bored Shikamaru, but you could see that the other man was listening to that amusing story from the small smile playing on his face.
He is truly a beauty, and he will be mine. He licked his lips at the thought of tasting that golden skin on the blond man.
“Moshi moshi, Uchiha Itachi.” Came the answer from the other side of the phone.
“Aniki (Big brother), I need to borrow a limo.” The trick to get something from your brother was never to annoy him with pleading and to give him an inverted compliment. And he did need the limo. He looked at the blond again before turning to look at the window overlooking the runway.
“Oh? What’s the special occasion, ototou (little brother)? Got a girl yet?” there was snicker after the last question and Sasuke gritted his teeth to keep himself from yelling at his brother.
Stupid Aniki and his matchmaking, it’s his entire fault that I’m stuck here, not that I am complaining. He looked at the blond again; he was still talking to Shikamaru.
He replied without thinking, “Something like that.”
There was a sudden silence at the other end and Sasuke’s eyes widened before scrunching up. Chikuso (damnit) how could I be so careless. Must not look at the dobe (deadlast) again. he nodded his head for emphasis before waiting for his brother’s reply.
“Oh ho, so chibi Sasuke is not asexual then? Kukuku” Sasuke winced at the chuckling. His brother’s laugh was simply evil, and it scared even his own best friend Kisame was afraid of it.
“Kisame owes me 5000 yen. So little brother, who is she?” That bastard! Betting on his little brother’s love life. What kind of a big brother is he? He’s supposed to set me an example, not that I’ll ever follow him.
He knew he couldn’t get off his brother’s questioning, if he wanted the limo he needed to answer his brother honestly as he could. That man can sense a lie a mile away. He looked at the blonde’s reflection playing on the glass window. Their seats were very close to it.
“He’s not exactly a girl, Aniki.” He replied softly. The second silence from the other end made him bash his forehead into the glad pane, cursing his absentmindedness and idiocy.
“Kukuku.. This is interesting. My little brother has grown up to be a man at last. Ma, chibi,” Sasuke frowned at the nickname his brother had been using since they were little.
“It doesn’t matter if your gay or not. So tell me, how is he? Good-looking? Ugly? Interesting? Boring?”
Sasuke gritted his teeth again, this time not to stop him from snapping at his brother, but to keep himself from peeking at the oblivious blond.
“Aniki, I am at the Kurokawa airport. I know that you have limo’s here and I want one. Send it here in 10 minutes and I’ll… I’ll send you a picture of him, or I’ll show him to you when talking from the screen.”
Sasuke couldn’t believe he was going this far, but if his stupid brother made him answer questions and that naïve blond kept appearing behind his closed eyes. He sighed and waited for an answer with baited breath.
“You have a deal chibi. The limo will be at the entrance in ten, I want to see him live call me tomorrow or I will.” Itachi threatened before hanging up.
Sasuke cursed his foolish behavior for the hundredth time before snapping his phone close and turning to face Neji who was staring at the red head listening to Naruto.
Does that dobe ever shut up? And is Neji? So he is.. at least I’m not alone in this.
Neji turned to look at him and they both had mutual understanding at that moment and they both nodded at each other, silently agreeing to save the other from sticky situations.
Neji wasn’t Sasuke’s best friend, but he was closest thing he had for help. They both understood each other and they both were very similar which made them have a mutual understanding as well as a mutual feeling of resentment.
Sasuke looked at the blond, taking in his red headed companion too. Hmm.. he seems fit enough to handle Neji.
“I called my nii-san. he agreed to send a vehicle to the entrance in ten minutes. We need to get our bags and go there quickly.” Sasuke told the group listening intently to his words.
Then they all nodded and went to the baggage lockers they had put their bags in. After taking them and putting them in a trolley they all moved to the entrance.
They stopped short when they saw what was waiting for them. Sasuke allowed a smirk to grace his features when he took in the blonde standing speechless, staring at the black limousine parked right in front of the entrance.
The driver opened the back door beckoning to them and the group moved silently, some still in shock.
The driver in the dark blue uniform bowed formally to Sasuke who nodded in reply.
“Sasuke-sama. Where will be going?”
Sasuke looked at Neji who answered, “We booked rooms in the Tsuki Grand hotel, and we’ll be going there.” The driver nodded and moved to the back to put away the luggage.
There was sudden high pitched squeal. Kiba and Naruto jerked around grimacing at the noise. They both had sensitive hearing. The others were busy helping the driver to pack the bags. Well Chouji, Hinata and Shino were helping. Shikamaru, Neji and Gaara were standing silently.
“Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuun!” “Neji-samaaaa!”
Sasuke paled visibly at the squealing and screaming women running at the limo from all directions.
Neji threw a pitying look at Sasuke before hurriedly ducking into the back seat of the limo. He was joined by a silent Gaara and Shino, who were quickly followed by Kiba, Hinata and Shikamaru with Chouji with his mouth full.
The back seats of the limo was quickly filled. Leaving the shocked still Sasuke staring horrified at the screaming women being held back by the guards, who were quickly starts to fail to catch the random women ducking underneath their arms and the confused Naruto standing next to him and looking from the women to Sasuke.
“Ne, Sasuke. What are you waiting for?” Naruto asked the stunned Sasuke, wondering if he had some sort of sickness that made him root to a spot and attract screaming banshees.
Sasuke snapped out of his trance at Naruto’s voice and quickly calculated the distance between them and the screaming women before darting a glance at the locked back doors of the limo.
He grabbed the startled Naruto’s arm and quickly dragged and rand ran over to the passenger seat of the limo, the driver was already seated and running the limo.
Naruto opened his mouth to object to seating in the same small seat with Sasuke, he had dubbed ‘teme’ but was cut off when he was unceremoniously thrown into the seat followed quickly by a panicked Sasuke who yelled at the driver to ‘move!’ as soon as he got in.
“Teme! What the hell do you think your doing?!” Naruto tried to maneuver around the seat, trying to get away from the pleasant warmth of Sasuke.
“Dobe (dead last)” Sasuke meanwhile was trying how to arrange both of them into the seat made for only one. “Stop moving you usarontonkachi (fool). The driver can’t change the gears.”
Naruto looked to his left at the uncomfortable looking driver who had his hand on the gear shift, which was squashed by Naruto’s ass when he was trying to get away from Sasuke, and in turn his hand was pressed on the gear shift with the squishy cushion of Naruto’s cheeks.
The driver prayed for Kami when he sensed Sasuke’s heavy killer intent directed on him. He also prayed that he won’t be fired the next day. It wasn’t his fault that the tasty blond had decided to rest on his hand.
“Dobe, get on my lap.” He didn’t have any other choice. And he’ll be damned if he let that scum get a feel of that blonde’s ass, It’s mine! No one else’s!
“What the he…!!” Naruto was cut off from finishing his cursive when his vision went hay wire for a second before correcting again.
Then he realized where he was exactly situated at. WTF ?! Why am I in that teme’s lap.. hummm…. It’s really comfy though, he has a really broad chest. And he’s so warm..
He was jerked into reality from his comfy trance when he heard a deep rumbling near to his ear. He opened his eyes to see exactly what had happened only to face a tinted window and flying sceneries.
He looked around and turned to where he had heard the rumbling from only to face deep dark eyes. He blinked twice before opening mouth.
“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”
A/N- this story is based on Meg Cabot’s ‘Every boy’s got one’. I love Meg Cabot’s books.. they’re so awesome…
Please review ok?
ja
There will be side pairings like KibaHina, NejiGaa, KakaIru, ShikaTema
Summary – Rock lee and Haruno Sakura planned to elope for their wedding years ago when they started dating, and they ask help from their friends for the wedding. Sakura and her friends think of a thank you present, what else could be better than giving life partners as a gift for the bachelors? AU, SasuNaru
Chapter 1 – Introductions
“Attention! Attention! Passengers of flight 339, due to stormy weather your flight has been delayed, please board the plane from Gate 3B in five hours. Passengers of flight 399..”
“Kuso (Damn) ! I can’t believe this! We got here in time even! Now the stupid metal bird is stuck in the sky!” one irate Inuzuka Kiba yelled to his group of friends gathered in the lobby of the Airport, getting annoyed and amused glances from others around him.
Kiba was dressed in denim jeans and a button up brown shirt, his necklace with a fang pendant hanging off his neck, his wild chocolate brown hair mussed up giving him an delinquent look, ( he WAS a delinquent when in school so it doesn’t matter), the beige leather shoes scraping against the coarse carpet in the lobby.
“Urusai (shut up) Kiba, we’re all in this together so we’re all going to be stuck here, not only you.” Replied an annoyed Uzumaki Naruto standing next to the dog-like boy.
Naruto was also dressed in denim jeans and a button up shirt, but his was a dark orange. The color clashed with his bright corn yellow hair and azure eyes, making them seem even brighter. His blank sneakers were muddy and dirty, as if he hadn’t cleaned them for a long time (which he hadn’t).
“Mendokuse, could you shut up Kiba. We need to find a place to rest or hang out in until the plane gets here.” The third member of the five boys gathered drawled, already half-asleep.
“We cant go to the café again –munch-. We got kicked – munch- out when Kiba said –munch- that the milkshake –munch- tasted like cow pee. -swallow- .” Akimichi Chouji was a big boy, and he needed to eat, whatever the attendants said meant nothing to him.
“The Hyuuga girl” a cold monotone voice spoke up, the speaker being a red head, thick black lines were around his eyes, showing that either he didn’t sleep or he was a fan of eye liner – black eye liner-, “she was going to meet us here.” And he didn’t say anything else.
The three of them were wearing black pants with t shirts and sweaters, nothing out of the ordinary except their, 1 – extremely bored expressions 2 – multiple bags of chips 3 – glare fixed in their faces, momentarily killing anyone near them.
“You mean Hinata, Gaara?” at the silent barely-there nod from the red head Naruto continued.
“Kiba? Was she coming here? I don’t remember her saying anything to us.” The blond scratched the back of his head absently.
Hinata was Kiba’s girlfriend. Everyone was surprised when they hook up and everyone had doubts of the relationship, they were too different and were polar opposites. But they decided to go with the flow, after all opposites attract right? They had been going steady for almost an year now and all their friends were happy.
“Puh, as if you remember anything we said at Ichiraku’s except our comments about ramen.” Kiba rolled his eyes at his naïve (and a bit dumb, according to him) friend.
“Oh, she said it at Ichiraku’s? Oh man, the ramen! I want ramen now, Kiba did you see any place around here selling ramen?” he was almost bouncing on his heels at the mention of his obsession.
Everyone who attended Okaza high knew about Naruto and his ramen, Shikamaru even remembered the comedy drama they made out of the cafeteria incident Naruto caused when he found out that they didn’t sell ramen there on his first day.
So it wasn’t a very good thing to remind Naruto of his beloved noodles if they didn’t have it in hand. And currently, the cafeteria in the airport had nothing except macaroni and cheese, seafood pizza and coffee.
“Naruto-kun, -munch, munch- they don’t have it here in the café, and no they don’t have it –munch- in the duty free shops either – munch-“ Chouji explained to his salivating friend who looked like a kicked puppy when he heard this.
“But.. the lady said they will have ramen in the café next time I come..”, he was giving the puppy-dog look to Chouji who looked lost. They learned about Naruto’s greatest defense when they took him to the ramen stand and he was broke, he ended up giving his puppy pout to Gaara who was surprisingly compliant to it.
What the hell does he mean they don’t haven ramen?! Ramen is the nectar of humans, given to us by Kami-sama himself! I will make it here myself if I have to!
Shikamaru wasn’t called a genius for nothing, and as soon as he saw the determined expression on Naruto’s face and the direction he was looking at, which was the where the cafeteria was located.
Shikamaru opened his mouth to crush Naruto’s determination to do the impossible in the bud but Gaara's cold voice saved him the trouble. What a drag this is.
“Naruto” Naruto stopped short when he heard the voice. He turned slowly to face the red head who was glowering at him.
“You are not going anywhere. You will stay with me until we get to Sakura.” Naruto nodded dumbly, not even hearing what was being said. He was too busy trying not to get fried from the death glare directed at him.
They were suddenly interrupted by a timid voice.
“Konbanwa (good afternoon) minna.” The shy voice barely reached their ears, but it was heard. Their ears are used to hear the soft voice of a Hyuuga Hinata after going to school with her for four years.
“Yo Hinata-chan” greeted the shy girl, he didn’t know why but she always blushed very red when he was around. She even feinted sometimes when he came near her. He didn’t actually know why she did it, thinking it was probably a sickness, an allergy to blond hair or something. But it had almost stopped when she started dating Kiba but she blushed a lot around him.
Gaara and Shikamaru with Chouji, nodded to Hinata. First one being an anti-social bastard , wont speak. Second one too bored to bother with a reply and the last one too busy filling his mouth with chips didn’t have space to form a word.
Kiba smiled and hugged Hinata when he came from behind the chair he was standing next to, making the naturally shy girl turn beet red and stutter. Then she turned and regarded them with questioning eyes.
“An-no, you all k-know th-that the p-plane is d-delay-yed rig-ght?” she continued after confirmation nods were given to her.
“W-we n-need-d t-to f-find a p-place t-to st-tay. B-but..” she was interrupted when the airport intercom buzzed and a voice came through.
Kiba opened his mouth, wanting to ignore the annoying metallic voice and intending to ask his girlfriend what she was going to say. But before he opened his mouth the message that the voice buzzed through made all of them stand shock still, dread and irritation bubbling in their angered veins.
“Attention! Attention! Passengers of flight 339! Due to stormy weather your flight has been delayed further. It will be arriving in seventeen hours. Please board the plane from gate 3B. Passengers of flight 399..”
Absolute silence rang through the group, even Chouji had stopped munching on his chips.
“You have got to be kidding me..” Kiba voiced the thought running through their minds. He dared a glance to his right side, where Naruto was, in fear.
Their third lesson in learning the absolute randomness Uzumaki Naruto was took place in the second year in their high school.
Flashback
Inuzuka Kiba was delinquent; everyone had established that either you stay away from Kiba or risk getting fleas. He was late for classes and he was barely getting marks for a pass in his classes. But his friends didn’t care, so he didn’t either. Why should he?
Inuzuka Kiba noticed the new kid in the block, a bright blond with a loud, brash and obnoxious attitude that made their teachers pull their hair out. He liked the kid, they were both alike.
But he didn’t bother with introductions when the kid didn’t seem to show any interest either.
They had gym as last period on Fridays; the new kid had gym classes with him and his gang, consisting of Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji and Hyuuga Hinata.
That day their gym teacher Tetsuma Kuran did the impossible thing of being late. Kuran was never late, period. ‘Lateness’ was a word that didn’t exist in his dictionary. Tetsuma Kuran was a strict teacher with high standards and expected the students to succeed in his ways.
But he was late on that fateful Friday, he came up with his right leg in a cast, supported by his assistant and school’s track team star Rock Lee who was a senior. But the worst thing was that on that Friday it had started to rain.
But Kuran was not deterred by the rain and he ordered the class to run two laps in the school grounds ‘in’ the rain. But alas, he knew neither Naruto’s hate of ‘evil’ rain nor his excessive hatred towards ‘late comers’.
The outburst from the new and normally very cheerful-to-the-point-of-annoyance blond stunned them all.
He was sitting on the grass, his bangs covering his face when Kuran was talking to the class. But when he finished he stood up, making the non-existent spotlight train on him.
“I…I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE IDIOTS LIKE YOU!! I DON’T CARE IF YOU WERE RUN OVER BY A FUCKING CAR! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT TIME! IF YOU COULDN’T COME YOU SHOULD’VE NOTICED THE OFFCIE SO WE WOULD’NT BE SITTING IN THE SHITTY RAIN FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG FOR A FREAK LIKE YOU TO TURN UP!!!”
The whole ground echoed the loud blonde’s yelling while the whole class ,with the teacher included, sat with their mouths dropped open at the fuming and huffing blond.
Lee opened his mouth angrily but Kuran looking serious for some reason and stopped him by lifting his hand.
He was staring at Naruto with an unreadable look on his face when he spoke to the drenched and angry blond.
“You are… Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto?” he asked softly (the whole class’s mouths dropped open for the second time).
‘Namikaze?’ Kiba thought, shocked. ‘Wasn’t Namikaze the name of the man who..’ He looked at Naruto again.
Naruto looked stunned for a second before paling rapidly, his big blue eyes darkening noticeably. He narrowed his eyes at the teacher for a second before completely changing his demeanor to a suspiciously fake happy mood.
He relaxed his stance and sheepishly rubbed the back of his head, smiling like a fool. But his eyes… they were closed.
One thing that ran through Kiba’s mind when looking at this complete turn of 180 degrees was ‘Fake’
The class didn’t seem to think so, they visibly relaxed, some even laughing at the seemingly stupid blonde.
But when Naruto spoke again he completely changed the subject.
“Ahaha.. Kuran-sensei”, Kuran’s demeanor also changed to a happy one when he heard Naruto speak, but his eyes didn’t change, they were as serious as ever.
“Do we get a prize or something if we complete first?” he asked innocently, a silly smile playing across his pillow lips.
Kuran smiled. “Yosh, who ever win first gets a free meal where ever they want.”
Naruto’s eyes shone impossibly bright blue at this, hearts dancing across the shining azure eyes.
‘Is this kid bipolar or something?’ Kiba thought in disbelief. ‘He was just threatening Kuran-sensei a minute ago!’
It was lee who answered first, even though the class was pumped up in the thought of free food, coughchoujicough, they were not insane enough to believe there wasn’t a catch in it.
“Ossu! I will prove my beautiful flower Sakura my youthfulness Kuran-sensei!” he shouted before jumping from the shade he and sensei was in and running down the track, leaving a trail of dust in his wake.
The rest of the kids looked at each other a second before dashing off after him.
Naruto, Kiba and Shikamaru alone with Gaara were the only ones left behind with Kuran.
Naruto looked at Kuran before he too, ran after lee, shouting something about ramen and Ichiraku.
But Kiba, Gaara and Shikamaru caught the look he sent Kuran before he ran off. Shikamaru was a genius, Gaara was close to a professional in understanding human interaction, even if he didn’t engage in them and Kiba.. Well he was not the idiot he seem to be… much.
They all looked at each other before running off after the class, lee now completing his first lap. But all of them saw what Naruto was hiding; at least they thought it was that.
The malice, grief and fear in the threatening glance Naruto gave to Kuran before running drew them in. they had a mission now.
Mission – find the truth about Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto
“Naruto.. You need to calm down. Please, we’ll find a hotel to book and we’ll stay there until the plane arrives” Hinata’s soft voice was devoid of all stuttering.
They all knew the consequences of Naruto loosing his temper; they didn’t want another repeat of that episode that changed their whole outlook on the naïve blond.
The said blonde took several breaths, as if he was meditating before looking up at Hinata's soft lavender eyes. He gave her a tight smile before nodding.
The whole group gave a sigh of relief. They couldn’t have an episode here. If Naruto started Gaara would too, and the least they needed now was two demons running around screaming ‘DIE!’ to everyone they see in the airport.
But that didn’t mean Kiba had to be held back. So he voiced his thoughts for himself, Gaara and Naruto.
“What THE HELL DO THEY MEAN WE HAVE TO STAY HERE FOR SEVENTEEN HOURS !?” the buzz of murmuring and softly speaking voices were instantly overpowered by the loud roar of Kiba.
Hinata looked at her boyfriend with something akin to a mixture of anger and gratefulness.
“I HAD TO MAKE AKAMARU STAY PUT IN THAT SKINNY BOX THEY CALL A HOME FOR DOGS WHEN TRAVELLING IN A FUCKING PLANE! AND HE IS NOW IN THAT LITTLE SHITTY THING PROBABLY HOWLING HIS HEART OUT AND NOW THEY SAY THE DAMN PLANE WON’T LAND UNTIL SEVENTEEN HOURS ?! I WILL KILL THEM !!”
“I CAME HERE TO HELP SAKURA WITH HER ELOPING! NOT TO SIT AROUND IN A FUCKING AIRPORT AND OOGLE THE AIR HOSTESSES! THE FUCK!!”
Kiba took a deep breath, puffing out his chest, ready to howl more of his questions to the gaping people around them when someone coughed behind him.
“You should keep your mouth shut Inuzuka. It attracts flies as well as trouble. You don’t want me to speak to Hiashi-sama about Hinata-sama’s … choice, do you?” a deep baritone voice sounded behind Kiba and Naruto, both of whom were standing next to each.
Kiba closed his mouth immediately and let out a cross between a choke and a strangled sound.
Naruto turned around to see who had interrupted the –let-out-all-you-can session. Kiba’s yelling soothed his anger a lot and this stranger, who ever the fuck he was, was the reason his anger soothing was stopped.
But when he took a look at the person standing in front of him all his thoughts about all the injustice of air port’s were wiped out of his mind.
The dark haired man stood over him about half a head, what the hell? This guy is taller than me! It is so unfair! Why am I the only one, minus Kiba and Gaara, short? Why isn’t 5” 7’ enough? Hmm.. this guy must be at least 6”.
The man was about his age, with pale skin without a single blemish, dark hair with a dark blue tint in a duck-butt hairstyle, wonder if it’s natural or the consequence of too much hair gel, and thin but rose pink lips.
His angular face with high cheek bones and a pointed nose gave him an appearance of a noble. He was wearing black tailored pants with a white dress shirt, and a pair of leather shoes. A simple outfit but it was made hot when the guy was wearing it.
One thing that ran in Naruto’s bi-sexual mind after he carefully criticized and analyzed every aspect of the raven’s body was,
OMG HE”S FUCKING HOT!!!! Hmm... I wonder if he’s gay.
The said raven merely raised an elegant eyebrow at the blunt display of ‘gawking’. His expression saying, ‘What the hell are YOU looking at”.
Naruto, since he didn’t have the cool ability to lift one eyebrow, simply gave a small frown at the soundless reply.
Meanwhile Kiba was sweating profusely; he had been in a one sided staring/glaring contest with Hyuuga Neji for the last minute.
The tall long haired raven man with lilac eyes identical to Hinata, but without the warmth Hinata's carried, were glaring at the wild haired boy’s brownish-moss colored eyes.
The tall man was wearing attire similar to his companion currently degrading Naruto with his eyes. The difference was his pants were beige colored, and the dress shirt was black.
Gaara looked at the long haired tall raven, his eyes and face didn’t show any difference from his normal blank face but inside he was purring with contentment.
Yes, he is a fine man. You should mate with him. Won’t you like that … Gaara-kun.
Gaara frowned a little at the comment, he was uneasy. Shikaku never gave his opinion on anything. What was so different about this man?
That exact moment Hyuuga Neji lifted his eyes from his victim and looked straight at the red head. Hard lilac eyes clashing with blank emerald eyes.
I see what you mean Shikaku. Yes I would like to have him as mate. His inside chuckled. He is mine now. Gaara let his mouth curve into a predatory smirk.
His mind took pleasure in seeing the shocked look that overtook hard lilac eyes. He knew from the moment he saw the man that he was not one to show emotions.
But he was thrown off his guard when he received an answering smirk. But he quickly hid his shock, but he knew it was futile when the smirk on the handsome man’s face widened a fraction.
Dammit.
Hyuuga Hinata was currently on a roll. She was smirking in triumph and victory when he saw the interactions of the four men in front of her. They hadn’t actually planned the actions of Neji nii-san and Gaara, but she knew they would cope well.
All they had to do was make a quick plan to carry along with the original plan. It wouldn’t matter when the two were similar; they just needed to give a little encouragement.
She mentally snickered when she imagined the reactions of others.
This is ‘The’ elope of the year. Sakura, you are really the top pf the class.
Nara Shikamaru observed the interaction of the four and the mad glint on Hinata’s eyes.
He wasn’t called a genius for nothing. So when he saw these small hints it didn’t take long for him to analyze the situation and come to a conclusion.
Mendokuse, this is going to be very long vacation. –sigh- I hope there wont be any bloodbaths. Blood takes a long time to be cleaned up.
He sighed again before looking the last member who arrived with the other two.
He seemed like a silent type he could hang out with. The man was wearing a heavy sweater with a hood, hiding his face, and black pants with combat boots. From what Shikamaru could see, he was certain this guy was wearing sunglasses too.
Maybe he could help me and Chouji to reduce bloodbath.
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He sighed before turning to address the silent man.
“Hey, I’m Nara Shikamaru, can we help you ?” his sudden voice mused others out of their reverie too.
The man who had been looking at Naruto snapped his obsidian eyes at him while the long-haired raven he now recognized as Hinata’s cousin Neji, turned his attention from Gaara.
It was Neji who replied and Kiba wondered if the other dark-eyed man was mute. Maybe he’s Gaara’s type. He rolled his eyes mentally and scoffed. Poor Naruto, he seems to like the bastard.
“Actually it seems like both of our parties seem to be going in the same to the same direction.”
There was a sudden silence before Naruto decided to break it.
“So your saying that your going to northern Japan to a certain eloping between one Haruno Sakura and Rock Lee?” he asked the man he also recognized now. Hyuuga Neji. The stuck up prick who picked up Hinata when we were in Konoha.
Neji nodded his head confirming their suspicions but Chouji decided to solve the mystery.
“How come you know about it?”
Neji looked at the obsidian eyed companion next to him before replying.
“Rock Lee was our classmate, and we are closest thing he has to friends. He invited us to come and help him with the marriage.”
“he gave us invitations.” The man with sun glassed standing on Neji’s left spoke up. His voice was slightly rough. Probably from not using, Naruto thought.
Kiba’s jaw was hung out a moment before he promptly closed it indignantly after a glare from Neji.
“He gave you invitations? For an eloping?” he asked in a shocked tone. Well it must be shocking, giving invitations for an eloping.
Neji nodded his head again.
Shikamaru sighed for the nth time before starting the ceased conversation again.
“Mendokuse. We still don’t know each other I suppose. I’ll start introductions.” Without waiting for a reply he started naming the ones from his group and waited until the other newcomers introduced themselves.
Neji nodded once before introducing himself, “My name’s Hyuuga Neji. I am Hinata-sama’s cousin.”. They all nodded at him since they knew him because of Hinata.
Them they all simultaneously turned to the only other one of the foreign trio who had spoken. They only got a monotonous name. “Aburame Shino. Lee’s friend.”
Then they turned to the silent and brooding raven on Neji’s right, expecting hand signals and Neji’s translations since he was mute according to their assumptions.
He looked amusedly at them for a split second before stating in a deep sensual voice “Uchiha Sasuke”.
Shikamaru and Kiba looked shocked and Naruto looked confusedly at them.
Then Shikamaru breathed out, “So that’s why I recognize you from somewhere.” ,Before nodding at him.
Kiba stared at him for a full minute before looking away from a chilling glare directed at him by those coal-black eyes.
Then those black eyes trained on Naruto, who cocked his head to the side in confusion before shrugging his shoulders.
“A-ano, m-maybe w-we shoul-d-d get-t-t mo-oving b-befor-re t-the h-hotel gets fu-ul-ly b-booked.” Hinata voice carried out to their well trained ears.
Sasuke nodded at Hinata who looked at him shyly before saying, “I’ll book the rooms. Neji rent a car.” He looked at his companion who took out his cell phone and started dialing.
“Well Hinata, it looks like –munch- your cousin’s –munch- -swallow- over protectiveness is useful -munch-.” Chouji had opened another bag of chips.
Hinata smiled shyly at him before walking to Kiba and linking her arms with his, her face a beautiful shade of cherry red.
Sasuke stared at the blond while he was waiting for his call to be picked up. The blond was animatedly talking to a bored Shikamaru, but you could see that the other man was listening to that amusing story from the small smile playing on his face.
He is truly a beauty, and he will be mine. He licked his lips at the thought of tasting that golden skin on the blond man.
“Moshi moshi, Uchiha Itachi.” Came the answer from the other side of the phone.
“Aniki (Big brother), I need to borrow a limo.” The trick to get something from your brother was never to annoy him with pleading and to give him an inverted compliment. And he did need the limo. He looked at the blond again before turning to look at the window overlooking the runway.
“Oh? What’s the special occasion, ototou (little brother)? Got a girl yet?” there was snicker after the last question and Sasuke gritted his teeth to keep himself from yelling at his brother.
Stupid Aniki and his matchmaking, it’s his entire fault that I’m stuck here, not that I am complaining. He looked at the blond again; he was still talking to Shikamaru.
He replied without thinking, “Something like that.”
There was a sudden silence at the other end and Sasuke’s eyes widened before scrunching up. Chikuso (damnit) how could I be so careless. Must not look at the dobe (deadlast) again. he nodded his head for emphasis before waiting for his brother’s reply.
“Oh ho, so chibi Sasuke is not asexual then? Kukuku” Sasuke winced at the chuckling. His brother’s laugh was simply evil, and it scared even his own best friend Kisame was afraid of it.
“Kisame owes me 5000 yen. So little brother, who is she?” That bastard! Betting on his little brother’s love life. What kind of a big brother is he? He’s supposed to set me an example, not that I’ll ever follow him.
He knew he couldn’t get off his brother’s questioning, if he wanted the limo he needed to answer his brother honestly as he could. That man can sense a lie a mile away. He looked at the blonde’s reflection playing on the glass window. Their seats were very close to it.
“He’s not exactly a girl, Aniki.” He replied softly. The second silence from the other end made him bash his forehead into the glad pane, cursing his absentmindedness and idiocy.
“Kukuku.. This is interesting. My little brother has grown up to be a man at last. Ma, chibi,” Sasuke frowned at the nickname his brother had been using since they were little.
“It doesn’t matter if your gay or not. So tell me, how is he? Good-looking? Ugly? Interesting? Boring?”
Sasuke gritted his teeth again, this time not to stop him from snapping at his brother, but to keep himself from peeking at the oblivious blond.
“Aniki, I am at the Kurokawa airport. I know that you have limo’s here and I want one. Send it here in 10 minutes and I’ll… I’ll send you a picture of him, or I’ll show him to you when talking from the screen.”
Sasuke couldn’t believe he was going this far, but if his stupid brother made him answer questions and that naïve blond kept appearing behind his closed eyes. He sighed and waited for an answer with baited breath.
“You have a deal chibi. The limo will be at the entrance in ten, I want to see him live call me tomorrow or I will.” Itachi threatened before hanging up.
Sasuke cursed his foolish behavior for the hundredth time before snapping his phone close and turning to face Neji who was staring at the red head listening to Naruto.
Does that dobe ever shut up? And is Neji? So he is.. at least I’m not alone in this.
Neji turned to look at him and they both had mutual understanding at that moment and they both nodded at each other, silently agreeing to save the other from sticky situations.
Neji wasn’t Sasuke’s best friend, but he was closest thing he had for help. They both understood each other and they both were very similar which made them have a mutual understanding as well as a mutual feeling of resentment.
Sasuke looked at the blond, taking in his red headed companion too. Hmm.. he seems fit enough to handle Neji.
“I called my nii-san. he agreed to send a vehicle to the entrance in ten minutes. We need to get our bags and go there quickly.” Sasuke told the group listening intently to his words.
Then they all nodded and went to the baggage lockers they had put their bags in. After taking them and putting them in a trolley they all moved to the entrance.
They stopped short when they saw what was waiting for them. Sasuke allowed a smirk to grace his features when he took in the blonde standing speechless, staring at the black limousine parked right in front of the entrance.
The driver opened the back door beckoning to them and the group moved silently, some still in shock.
The driver in the dark blue uniform bowed formally to Sasuke who nodded in reply.
“Sasuke-sama. Where will be going?”
Sasuke looked at Neji who answered, “We booked rooms in the Tsuki Grand hotel, and we’ll be going there.” The driver nodded and moved to the back to put away the luggage.
There was sudden high pitched squeal. Kiba and Naruto jerked around grimacing at the noise. They both had sensitive hearing. The others were busy helping the driver to pack the bags. Well Chouji, Hinata and Shino were helping. Shikamaru, Neji and Gaara were standing silently.
“Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuun!” “Neji-samaaaa!”
Sasuke paled visibly at the squealing and screaming women running at the limo from all directions.
Neji threw a pitying look at Sasuke before hurriedly ducking into the back seat of the limo. He was joined by a silent Gaara and Shino, who were quickly followed by Kiba, Hinata and Shikamaru with Chouji with his mouth full.
The back seats of the limo was quickly filled. Leaving the shocked still Sasuke staring horrified at the screaming women being held back by the guards, who were quickly starts to fail to catch the random women ducking underneath their arms and the confused Naruto standing next to him and looking from the women to Sasuke.
“Ne, Sasuke. What are you waiting for?” Naruto asked the stunned Sasuke, wondering if he had some sort of sickness that made him root to a spot and attract screaming banshees.
Sasuke snapped out of his trance at Naruto’s voice and quickly calculated the distance between them and the screaming women before darting a glance at the locked back doors of the limo.
He grabbed the startled Naruto’s arm and quickly dragged and rand ran over to the passenger seat of the limo, the driver was already seated and running the limo.
Naruto opened his mouth to object to seating in the same small seat with Sasuke, he had dubbed ‘teme’ but was cut off when he was unceremoniously thrown into the seat followed quickly by a panicked Sasuke who yelled at the driver to ‘move!’ as soon as he got in.
“Teme! What the hell do you think your doing?!” Naruto tried to maneuver around the seat, trying to get away from the pleasant warmth of Sasuke.
“Dobe (dead last)” Sasuke meanwhile was trying how to arrange both of them into the seat made for only one. “Stop moving you usarontonkachi (fool). The driver can’t change the gears.”
Naruto looked to his left at the uncomfortable looking driver who had his hand on the gear shift, which was squashed by Naruto’s ass when he was trying to get away from Sasuke, and in turn his hand was pressed on the gear shift with the squishy cushion of Naruto’s cheeks.
The driver prayed for Kami when he sensed Sasuke’s heavy killer intent directed on him. He also prayed that he won’t be fired the next day. It wasn’t his fault that the tasty blond had decided to rest on his hand.
“Dobe, get on my lap.” He didn’t have any other choice. And he’ll be damned if he let that scum get a feel of that blonde’s ass, It’s mine! No one else’s!
“What the he…!!” Naruto was cut off from finishing his cursive when his vision went hay wire for a second before correcting again.
Then he realized where he was exactly situated at. WTF ?! Why am I in that teme’s lap.. hummm…. It’s really comfy though, he has a really broad chest. And he’s so warm..
He was jerked into reality from his comfy trance when he heard a deep rumbling near to his ear. He opened his eyes to see exactly what had happened only to face a tinted window and flying sceneries.
He looked around and turned to where he had heard the rumbling from only to face deep dark eyes. He blinked twice before opening mouth.
“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”
A/N- this story is based on Meg Cabot’s ‘Every boy’s got one’. I love Meg Cabot’s books.. they’re so awesome…
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