MST Ho-Kage

I don’t own these characters or profit from them.

MSTers

Clayton Overstreet
Tsunade
Ryuke (Shinigami from Deathnote)

Tsunade: What’s that thing doing here?
Ryuke: Everybody in my show is dead. I needed something to do
Clayton: Hey, my new policy ith fics is to explain nothing! Now just MST this thing


Ho-kage

Tsunade: You son of a bitch
Clayton: (Snicker)

By, Clayton Overstreet

Ryuke: (Reaches for his notebook)
Clayton: (Slaps his hand away) NO!


“And that’s why for perfectly good reasons that would make sense to anybody that read them,” Hinata said.

Tsunade: Wow, you’ve really subscribed to that new policy
Clayton: You’re going to get laid. Don’t knock it.

“Naruto and I want you to teach us all about sex.” Next to her Naruto nodded seriously.

Tsunade: Why is anybody in a fic only interested in me as a sex object?
Ryuke: Because your breasts look like they belong on a parade balloon.

“Well, that was a concise and well thought out explanation and makes perfect sense in a real world way.

Clayton: They had charts and graphs

You said it in such a way that nobody could possibly claim it was merely a lame excuse to have sex in an anime setting or something,” Tsunade said.

Tsunade: (Wears a shirt that says “God I wish these were brains”)

“But why me?”

Ryuke: (Pulls out a tape measure)

“Well,” Naruto said. “First off we thought copying animals might be a bad idea.

Clayton: And interesting decision from someone who practices martial arts.
Tsunade: (Snickers)
Ryuke: What?
Tsunade: I just got an image of Hinata and Naruto humping Kiba’s legs. Now there’s iron.
Clayton: You’re a sick woman. No wonder everyone loves you.
Tsunade: This from a guy whose only excuse for not writing a fic about Kiba’s mom and sister is that you can’t remember both of their names?
Clayton: The mom’s Tsume… ah screw it! Look anybody reading this! You write a fic involving Kiba’s mom and sister! I think I’ve done that to death in my Kim Possible fics
Ryuke: I could write…
Clayton: No!

Then we thought about asking Pervy Sage… but that seemed like a really bad idea.”

Tsunade: (Transforms into Hinata) Excuse me master Jiraiya… but why do you want me to shove beads up your ass?

They all shared a brief shudder. “So Hinata asked Kurenai, but she started blushing and told us to ask you.”

Clayton: I like how she thinks

“Something about how you don’t make yourself look younger all the time for nothing,” Hinata added.

Tsunade: (Cracks her knuckles) Really…

“Well Hinata I’ve never really taught it to anybody before and never to a girl…”

Clayton: Wow…
Ryuke: What?
Clayton: She said that with a straight face (Smack!) Ow!

The Hokage began. Naruto snorted. “What?”
Reaching into his pocket Naruto pulled out a magazine.

Clayton: (Checks his pocket) Hey!

He opened it and the centerfold came out. It showed lady Tsunade and Shizune kissing one another naked.

All: (Deadpan) Surprise

“Want to see the photo spread on pages thirteen through thirty? It was titled ‘Tsunade Spreads It Wide’.”

Clayton: (Yells into Tsunade’s crotch) Hello!
Echo: Hello! Hello! Hello…
Tsunade: It isn’t that big! (Suddenly the Batmobile shoots out from between her legs along with a bunch of bats)
Robin: Holy cobwebs Batman!

“Put it away,” Tsunade said grumpily. “I know what it says. And Shizune just gave them those pictures for money to cover some gambling debts.”
“You had the pictures already?” Hinata asked innocently.

Clayton: Wouldn’t you?

Tsunade glared at her. “Fine. Look, you two come back here tonight at eight and we’ll see what we can do. Right now I’m in the middle of a lot of paperwork and I need to set some things up.”

(Theme from Jaws)

“Uh, sure,” Naruto said. He and Hinata rose, bowed to her, and left.

Ryuke: (Eating an apple) Thank you! We’ll be here all week!

“You can come out now,” said Tsunade when they left.
She wasn’t surprised when Shizune came through the back door. Mentally she made a joke about that and smirked.

Tsunade; At least she wasn’t in a closet.

She was surprised when a nearby closet opened and Sakura stepped out.

Tsunade; Spoke too soon

“Sorry lady Hokage.”
“What were you doing in there?” Tsunade asked.

Clayton: She likes hiding in closets. She’s a ninja. It makes perfect sense.

“I saw Naruto and Hinata coming this way looking sneaky and thought I’d see what they were up to.” She shook her head. “I completely understood their explanation about why they wanted to learn about sex and it was really logical,

Ryuke: I’m still a little unclear on how the invasion of Turkey and the chocolate pudding fit into it…

but why did they have to bother you with it?”

Tsunade: I’m a slut! We get it!

Tsunade sniffed. “Excuse me?” She arched her back, her large breasts pressing against her shirt.

Clayton and Ryuke: (Stare)
Tsunade: (Elbows them) I have a face
Both: You do?

Shizune shot Sakura a look.
“Not that you aren’t sexy!” Sakura said quickly.
“Humph,” Tsunade said, unconvinced. “You know Sakura I think you should be involved in this little lesson.”

Tsunade: Of course I do

“Me?” she said and blushed. “Why?”

Clayton: (Stands up, hands in the air as the crowd cheers)

“Because if you’re going to be a medical ninja I can’t have you getting a nosebleed every time you see a naked body.”

Ryuke: Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

“There’s going to be a naked body?”

Tsunade: (Glaring at Clayton) Oh yes…

“Don’t question me!” Sakura flinched back.

Clayton: I see tight leather, whips, and thigh high boots in your future.

“You can leave now. Be back here by eight.” Sakura nodded nervously and left.
Once she was gone Shizune sat on the edge of the Hokage’s desk and slowly crossed her legs.

Clayton: Oh Mr. Sheffield!

Then she said sarcastically, “I’ve never done anything naughty with a girl…” They both burst out laughing.
“You know I have a responsibility as Hokage to teach these kids everything they need to know.”
“Right, now say that with a straight face and without your nipples sticking up into the air.”

Tsunade: Never!

Shizune sniffed the air and smirked. “Why did you agree to do this?”
“Any reason I shouldn’t? There have to be some perks to this job. And Kurenai’s right. I don’t use my life force up looking like this for nothing you know. I like still being able to turn on sixteen year olds.”

Tsunade: It’s legal in Japan!

Reaching out Shizune slipped her fingers into the front of Tsunade’s shirt and grabbed her breasts, squeezing them so that the excess flesh oozed between her fingers.

Ryuke: Another fine product from the people at Nickelodeon!

“I know.” Then she pulled away and grinned at Tsunade’s disappointed look. “But like you said, you have paperwork to do.”
“Tease,” Tsunade said miserably and reluctantly got back to her paperwork.
“By the way, did Sakura being here to get sucked into this strike you as an amazing coincidence?”
“Compared to what?” Said Tsunade, one of the three legendary ninjas who were each teaching members of the only squad Kakashi had ever taught which included the demon possessed son of the 4th Hokage and the last member of the Uchiha clan.

Ryuke: It’s almost enough to make you believe in a higher power

Sakura arrived at the same time as Naruto and Hinata. Naruto looked at her and asked, “What are you doing here?”
“Tsunade said she wanted me to.” Hinata shot her a dirty look and grabbed Naruto’s arm. “Not my idea.” She knocked on the door.
“Come in.” Naruto opened the door and they stepped inside.
Tsunade sat in the middle of the room at a low table with Shizune. She was shuffling a deck of cards.

Tsunade: I will read the future
Ryuke: Yeah, like we can’t see what’s cumming

“Have a seat.” They did, taking places around the table. “Now here’s what is going to happen. Everyone in this room is going to have sex with everyone else.” Shocked looked went around the table. “Anyone who argues or complains will be punished. Is that clear?”
“Naruto, stop grinning!” Sakura snarled.
“He’s really trying not to,” Hinata put in softly.

Clayton: He really is trying!

“I’m not complaining,” Sakura said carefully. “But why are we doing this?”
“Because sex is fun,” Shizune said. “No other reason. Besides, it’ll be educational.”

Clayton: I wish my school had been like this!
Ryuke: Or PBS pledge drives

“But…” Hinata began. Before she could finish Shizune reached over, pulled the girl over her knees and pulled down her pants. Hinata barely gasped before Shizune’s hand slapped down onto her right butt cheek hard enough to leave a large red welt. “Ah!” Shizune spanked her again and again. “Ah…ah…uh…ouch!” There were tears in her eyes when Shizune finally let her go.

Clayton: Why not just dress her up as a Catholic Schoolgirl…
Tsunade: Hmm…
Clayton: Tsunade… Tsunade!
Tsunade; Huh? Oh… uh…

Tsunade, who had calmly watched the whole thing, said, “You know some people happen to enjoy being spanked.”
“They do?” Naruto asked.
“Yep. Having their pants pulled down in front of other people, the sharp sting of a hand on their ass… sometimes they get off just on that. Especially if there’s some dirty talking involved.”
Naruto looked at Hinata who was blushing bright red. “You okay?”
“Yes,” she said quickly, breathing hard.
“So lady Tsunade,” Sakura said in an attempt to change the subject. “What are the cards for?”
“Foreplay.” She smiled and looked around at all of them. “Ever play strip poker?” The kids shook their heads.

Tsunade: Well we do live in Japan so I can understand

“Well, we play a game of poker. And whoever loses has to take off a piece of clothing while everybody watches.”
“I always forget what beats what,” Naruto said.
Tsunade smirked. “Perfect.”

An hour later Naruto was the only one still wearing clothes.

Tsunade: He only has the orange jump suit!

All around him the girls were glaring venomously with their arms crossed over their chests and legs crossed. Shizune leaned over and hissed in Tsunade’s ear, “You’re supposed to cheat!”
“I did,” she grumbled back. Naruto smiled innocently.

Ryuke: He should have been in Ocean’s 13

“Well, what now?” Sakura asked.

Clayton: Shaving!

Tsunade sighed. “I guess now’s as good a time as any to teach you a bit about anatomy.

Clayton: Anybody else picturing Tsunade as House?
Tsunade: You’re an idiot!

I just need a volunteer for male and female demonstrations. If I could just have two nude volunteers.”
“Naruto,” Hinata hissed when he just sat there.
“What, me?”
“You see another man in this room?” Tsunade asked.

Clayton: But he’s not nude!

He glanced at Sakura who narrowed her eyes at him. “No… I guess not.” Hinata giggled. He stood up and unzipped his outfit, the two pieces falling to the ground as he kicked off his shoes. “Sorry, I forgot to wear underwear. Guess it wasn’t so bad. I mean if I had I’d have had more to bet with but I didn’t really… what’s everybody staring at?”

Ryuke: The urine stain

Hinata was about to faint when Shizune reached over and pressed a nerve cluster in her back. Suddenly it was like she had three cups of coffee and like every other girl in the room she continued to stare at Naruto.

Clayton: he’s using the Sexy Jutsu again!

His body was covered in well-defined muscles despite being so skinny. But that was hardly unusual for ninjas. Choji was about the only one who wasn’t like that. What everyone was staring at was his dick. It hung down to his knees. And it wasn’t even hard yet.

Ryuke: What is he gay? He’s int here with sexy nude women!
Clayton: All of whom at one time or another have hit him
Ryuke: Oh, right

Though as they stared and he saw what they were looking at, the tip slowly began to push out and the loose folds unrolled around it. When it did the thing stuck a full two feet out in front of him.

(A pigeon lands on the tip. Naruto starts swinging it around like the guys in Baseketball)

“Holy crap,” Sakura said, “he’s a tripod!”

Tsunade: (As Brittany Spears) Here’s my number…

Hinata unconsciously reached out, but then pulled back, feeling embarrassed. Tsunade and Shizune both just stared in shock. Finally Shizune said, “Well that explains the loose pants.”
Naruto said, “Hey look, I’m sorry it’s not circumcised.”
“I think the doctors decided more than enough shit happened to you the day you were born,” Tsunade said.

Clayton: you have to give the kid something.

Coughing as if to clear her throat she said, “Okay now Hinata you stand up next to him.”
“Me?” Shizune cracked her knuckles and she stood up quickly. She stood there with her left arm over her breast and her right covering her crotch.
“Hands down,” Tsunade said, standing up and slipping on her green jacket, even though she didn’t close it up. Self-conscious Hinata lowered her arms. Tsunade walked over behind them. “Now I want everyone to take a good long look at Hinata. Like the rest of us she’s got a very pretty face.”

Tsunade: Which will soon be covered in various fluids

Tsunade reached around her and cupped Hinata’s face in one hand, pressing forward, her nipple tips rubbing just against Hinata’s back. “Her lips are a little thin but that gives her a young look that a lot of boys like. Other girls like say Kurenai have full red lips that also have their place.”

Clayton: Wrapped around somebody’s dick

Tsunade saw Naruto paying attention and smiled at him over Hinata’s head.

Ryuke: When did Hinata grow two more bald heads?

Tsunade’s hands moved down Hinata’s shoulders, giving her goosebumps. “Her skin is incredibly soft and smooth without any hair.” She lifted up an arm. “She even shaves her pits.” She ran her finger over the curves, playing with the stubble. “Now look at her breasts…” Hinata held her breath as Tsunade’s hands cupped them from behind. “Not as big as mine, but large enough. And when a girl gets turned on you can usually tell because her nipples…” Hinata cried out as Tsunade tweaked them in her fingers. The light pink nipples sticking out of pale skin started to darken to red as she tugged on them.

Clayton: (As Santa Clause) Hinata with your nipples so bright…

“But also… does everyone smell that?”

Ryuke: (Waving his hand) Sorry!

Everyone nodded. “That smell comes from down below.

Clayton: She cums from a land down under!

Once again Hinata shaves there…” She kicked Hinata’s legs open wide.

Tsunade: (Peering close) If you can read this you don’t need glasses…

“No! Don’t look!” Hinata gasped. But she couldn’t break away from Tsunade’s grasp. She stood there blushing furiously with her legs wide apart. Liquid was running down her sides.

Clayton: She’d melting! Melting!

“Did she pee herself?” Naruto asked curiously. Hinata looked away.

Tsunade: Yes

“No, that’s just what happens to a girl. It makes it nice and slippery when you want to stick something inside her. Like a dick… or your fingers… or your tongue,” Shizune said smugly. She sniffed the air. “And not just Hinata either.”
“Right,” Tsunade said. “But Hinata, you broke the rules again. Time for another spanking… Naruto?”
“Huh?” He asked, still staring at Hinata.
“Come here and give Hinata a good spanking.”
“No…” She moaned.
“Two for every time she complained.”
Naruto said, “If she doesn’t want me to…”
“Trust me Naruto,” Tsunade said, still playing with Hinata’s tits. “She wants you to.”
“Well, you’re the Hokage.” Naruto walked around the table and stood next to her. Hinata whimpered at Tsunade bent her forward.

Tsunade: NOW he listens to me?

“Do the left one. See if you can leave some nice red handprints like Shizune did.” Naruto obeyed, his hand swatting down on Hinata’s left butt cheek. Hinata moaned as he did and more of the strange smelling fluid dripped down her cheek. Tsunade snarled, “Harder! Faster! Keep going until I say to stop!”
Naruto obeyed and the sound of his hands slapping against Hinata’s ass echoed off the walls. Meanwhile Hinata squirmed in Tsunade’s grip and groaned. “Ah! Oh! Ah! Uh!” But as it went on her hips rotated and her clit stuck down, drops of cum leaking off it and onto the floor where it formed a shiny puddle.

All: This is the story of a girl… who came a river and drowned the whole world…

“And now she’s cumming,” Tsunade said letting Hinata stand back up. “You can tell because her pussy is moving all on its own.

Clayton: It’s alive!

Everybody lean forward and get a good look.” They all did, Naruto and Tsunade crouching down while the other two leaned over the table.

Ryuke: I’ll laugh so hard if one falls on his dick

Hinata stood there, biting on her finger as everyone stared into her wide over pussy. “I feel so dirty…”
“Good,” Tsunade said. Reaching up she placed her hand on Hinata’s glowing red ass and rubbed it softly. “Mmm, it’s all warm. Sakura feel this.” She grabbed Sakura’s hand and brought it around to Hinata’s ass before she could respond.
Sakura ended up lying face down on the table as her hand was pressed to Hinata’s butt. “Hey… wow, that is soft.” She looked up and saw Naruto looking at her as her breasts were pressed against the table.
“Sakura’s got a pretty nice ass too,” Shizune said.
Sakura said, “Yeah, but not so good on the boobs.”

Tsunade: It all went to her forehead
Clayton: Sexiest zits ever

“True,” Naruto said. Sakura took a swing at him with her free hand and he dodged.

All: (In 3D glasses) Ah! (Duck as the dick swooshes over their heads)

Tsunade let Hinata and Sakura go and Hinata collapsed to her knees body shaking and Sakura pulled her hand back. When she tried to sit up though Tsunade pushed her back down. “Stay.” She moved over to Naruto and pulled him to his feet. “Now as for a guy…” She pushed up against Naruto’s back now and reached around, her breasts popping out on either side of his head.

Clayton: (Uses a marker to draw on them and making her breasts and Naruto look like the three Stooges)
Tsunade: Woo Woo Woo Woo! Hey Moe!
Ryuke: Nyuk! Nyuk! (Holds up two fingers)
Tsunade: Don’t’ even think about it

Naruto looked at them and rubbed his cheeks against them, his dick hardening. “As far as sex goes there are only a few things any guy has that a girl might like.”

All: Money!

She leaned down and nibbled on Naruto’s ear and he moaned. Glancing down Tsunade saw Hinata looking angrily up at her. “Pay attention Hinata.
“First you want to pay attention to his body. Let your hands…” She pushed her hands against Naruto’s chest and stomach. “…Move all over the muscles. Feel them flex under the skin.” Naruto laughed a little. “Tickling him.” She tickled him with the tips of her long pink nails and Naruto squirmed.
“Then of course there’s the obvious…” Naruto’s eyes popped over as those same nails suddenly began moving along the length of the underside of his penis.

Tsunade: Damn, lost the map. Now I’m totally lost!

She moved her hand forward and back and when she reached the base she began tickling his blond balls. “Here, everybody grab a piece of this.” She wrapped her fist around the base, her pinky twisting in the curly blond hairs. “Sakura, you first. Then you Shizune and finally Hinata.”

Tsunade: (As Sakura) I wish I was big…

“Oh that feels weird,” Naruto said as they obeyed.

Clayton: (As the Little Mermaid) What’s goneria and why does it… what’s the word? Burn!

All four of the girls were bright red, even Tsunade. Hinata, the last one, put her hand over the tip and pulled back quickly, a clear line of precum stuck on her fingers.
“What’s this?” She asked.
Tsunade smiled. “I think you know. Now put your hand back.” Hinata nervously did and she felt the soft head and wrinkled skin move under it. “Now you rub your palm into the tip and the rest of us pump it like this.” She gently began moving her hand down and up. Her other hand came down from Naruto’s chest and grabbed his balls, rolling them through her fingers.

Ryuke: It’s a Slinky!
Clayton: No, it’s Log!
All: It’s Log! It’s Log! It’s big it’s heavy it’s wood! It’s Log! It’s Log! It’s better than bad, it’s good! It rolls down stairs all over in pairs, and over your neighbor’s dog! It’s great for a snack and fits on your back! It’s Log, Log, Log!


The other girls copied her motion and began working the entire shaft.

Ryuke: That cat Shaft is one bad mother…
Others: Shut your mouth!
Ryuke: I’m just talkin’ bout Shaft!
Both: We can dig it.

‘Oh that feels good,” Naruto said. Absently he reached out with his right hand and touched theirs where they grabbed him. “Oh my… faster please.”

All: Believe it!

Without thinking he turned and closed his eyes as he sucked on the side of one of Tsunade’s breasts. The Hokage moaned and began pumping faster.
“That’s the way Naruto. Feel free to bite me if you want. Girls, watch carefully.” Naruto obeyed and the others saw his teeth sink into Tsunade’s flesh. On the table cum was leaking our of Sakura’s pussy onto the table’s shiny surface.

Tsunade: I am so going to need new furniture when this is over… damn it put down a coaster!

Suddenly Naruto cried out and a huge blast of white cum hit Hinata’s palm, spraying out in every direction, even back into Naruto’s face. He came again and again, and it leaked out of Hinata’s fingers, down the arms of the girls, and over their fingers.

(Ghostbusters Theme)
Clayton: (As Egon) There’s ectoplasm everywhere!

Sakura pulled her hand back. “Ew! Naruto!”
“Sorry…”
“No,” Tsunade said. “It’s okay. That was supposed to happen.”
The other three said, “It was?”

Clayton: Didn’t Naruto write one of Jiraiya’s books?”

Tsunade smiled and moved her hand up the length of his penis, sliding off a lot of cum onto her fingers. Then she put them in her mouth. “Yum a snack!” She licked her fingers clean. “Eat up girls…

Tsunade; (As Wayne) I’ll have the Cream of Sum-yung-gai!

whoa! Hinata!” They all turned and saw Hinata with all four fingers in her mouth, cum dripping down her chin and breasts. Her other hand was buried between her legs, furiously rubbing her cunt. “That’s the way to do it.”
Sakura looked at he hand. “I don’t know…” Suddenly Shizune leaned down and wrapped her lips around Sakura’s fingers. Sakura opened her mouth to object and Shizune shoved her cum covered fingers into Sakura’s mouth. Sakura almost choked as they rubbed against her tongue. She tried to pull back again, but when she did Shizune’s other hand came up behind her and pushed into her pussy without warning.
“I guess the structured lesson is over,” Tsunade said. “Now for fun time. Hinata, you love Naruto, right?”
“Yes,” she said.
“Then you get him first, because I’m feeling nice.”

Clayton: (Feels her) She really does…

Planting a kiss on Sakura’s ribs as the pink haired girl moaned on the table. “You just want to watch her get fucked.”

Ryuke4: That made no sense…

Naruto said, “What do we do now?’ In answer Hinata bent forward and wrapped her lips around Naruto’s dick, licking it. “Whoa…” Suddenly she moved forward again, getting everybody’s attention as the whole thing slid down her throat.

Clayton: Sword swallowing…

“How did she do that?” Hinata asked.
“Uh-ai!” Hinata mumbled, her throat contracting around Naruto as she did. Her teeth pressing into the sides of it and they could all see it bulging in her throat.

Ryuke: Alien face huggers! It’ll lay eggs in her chest!

“Kunai,” Tsunade said. “Some ninja train so they can hide them in their throat.” She ran her fingers through Hinata’s hair. Naruto absently reached up and began fondling her breasts. “Oh yeah… just like that Naruto…” Naruto squeezed her nipples. Suddenly lines of milk squirted out and landed on Hinata’s back and ass. Seeing that was too much and Naruto came again. As he did Hinata pulled back so that only the tip was in her mouth.
They could all here the loud gulps as she swallowed Naruto’s cum, but even so some of it oozed out of her mouth. In a swift move Tsunade pushed on Hinata’s head, sending her back against the table right next to Sakura’s head. Sakura was still being fingered at both ends by Shizune, but was now working the fingers in her mouth like Hinata had Naruto’s dick.
“Okay Naruto, in you go,” Tsunade said. Using her own body she kicked the back of Naruto’s knees making him fall, his dick in her hand again and aimed right for Hinata. Hinata didn’t even try to move, waiting until she felt it bump right into her dripping pussy. Reaching down she swatted Tsunade’s hand away and grabbed Naruto’s di8ck, pulling it hard.
“Oh Naruto! Push it in! Push it all in!” Hinata cried out.
“It’s too tight…”

All: Duh!

“Tear it up,” Hinata moaned. “Fuck me hard.”

Ryuke: It’s always the quiet ones

“Like this,” Tsunade said and bumped his hips from behind. Naruto was pushed in again and again. “Beg for it Hinata.”
“Mine,” Hinata moaned and grabbed Naruto, kissing him hard on the lips. Her tongue slid into his mouth. Tsunade momentarily forgotten Naruto kissed back, his hands on Hinata’s chest and his hips pounding on their own now.
Tsunade moved away and looked at Sakura. “Nice use of tongue. Let’s see how you do here.” She grabbed Sakura’s pink hair and pulled her roughly away from Shizune’s fingers, pushing the girl face first into the patch of gray hairs between her legs.

Tsunade: WHAT!

“Suck it!”
“I was using that you cow,” Shizune growled. “I bet I can make Sakura cum before she gets you off.”
“Mmm, with that sweet young face sucking my cunt?” Tsunade said. “What if I lose?”
“Then you have to wait until the rest of us have Naruto first.”
“Okay…” Tsunade ground her face into Sakura’s face. “Harder you little bitch!”
Sakura did as she was told. Tsunade was gasping and moving up and down. Shizune leaned in and said, “If you cum right now I’ll let you have…” She whispered into Sakura’s ear. The girl’s eyes opened wide and she came hard all over Shizune’s hand. Tsunade saw this and came on Sakura’s face, but too late.
“What did you do?”
“Made a guess,” Shizune said, slowly licking her fingers clean. “I think I know what the little girl fantasizes about.”

All: Sasuke!

Hinata had pushed Naruto onto his back and was riding him like he was a horse. Hands pressed on his chest as he fondled her tits she jumped up and down by flexing her bruised ass. “Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yes! Fuck me harder Naruto! Cum inside me! I want you to come inside me!” She leaned down and kissed him again, locking her legs around his hips. “I want to have your baby!” Naruto moaned and did as she asked. He came again and again and Hinata’s pussy tried to suck out every drop.
Then everything she had done seemed to catch up with her at once and her eyes rolled up into her head and she toppled over sideways. Naruto sat up and poked her once. But when she snored and smiled a little bit he decided she was okay.
“Well he’s probably done for the night…” Shizune paused. “You’re still hard?”
“Yeah… it usually stays like that for a couple hours. Is that weird?” Naruto asked.
“Not at all…” she crawled over Sakura and pushed him back onto the floor. “It’s a very good thing.” Twisting around she put her back to him and sat down, taking him into her pussy. “Oh god… that’s a lot of cock…”
“On your knees Naruto,” Tsunade said dreamily. Naruto did and Shizune ended up on her hands and knees. “Now grab her hips and push in.” He did. Shizune groaned happily and wriggled her hips. Naruto grinned and began humping her too. Shizune’s tits hung down, rubbing on the floor.

Clayton: Wax On… Wax Off!

“Naruto yes… hump my ass like you mean it…”
Sakura’s eyes opened and she sat up, sticking her thumb in her mouth, chewing on the nail as she watched Naruto fuck Shizune. With her other hand she grabbed one of her small breasts and rubbed it. “Yeah Naruto! Make her cum!”

Tsunade: Cha!

“I’m trying Sakura!” He grunted. “I can feel her twitching all in here… but she isn’t…”
“Shizune likes to make you work for it Naruto. Try slapping her ass like you did with Hinata.” Naruto did and a loud crack filled the room.
“No fair lady Tsunade. I wanted to hold out…” Naruto slapped her again. “Ah! Oh fuck yeah! AH!” She pushed back hard. “God it’s all the way inside me. It’s in my fucking womb! I’ve never had a real one this big.” She came and so did Naruto, pushing her face first into the wooden floor. “Oh yeah!”
“Me next!” Sakura pleaded. “Shizune promised me something special!”
“What did she promise?” Tsunade asked. Sakura blushed and told them as Naruto popped his cock out of Shizune.
“Aw man, do I have to?”
“It’ll be fun,” Tsunade said.
He sighed. “Whatever.” He held out his hands. “Transform!” There was a puff of smoke. Suddenly Sasuke stood in his place completely nude.
Shizune looked up from the floor and snickered. Tsunade burst out laughing. Sakura glared at him. “That’s not funny!”
“I’ve seen him naked,” Naruto said. “This is what he looks like.” He pointed down to the tiny shriveled penis hanging down between his legs.

All: HHAHAHAHAHA!

“Yeah, when he was twelve maybe,” Sakura complained.
“Naruto, just put your real one back and do it,” Tsunade said. Naruto sighed and transformed again. Now Sasuke had Naruto’s huge dick. “Ready Sakura.”
“Oh yeah,” she said. Laying back she put her hands under her legs, knees up near her face. “Do it!”
“Not so fast,” Tsunade said. “First you have to get ready Sakura. I don’t want to have to sew you up because you weren’t lubed up and ready for this.” She moved over, reaching down to her pussy. She scraped up the cum dripping down her legs and reached over to push her fingers into Sakura’s asshole. When she did more cum began leaking down from Sakura’s pussy.
“Oh Lady Tsunade… ah!” Sakura moaned.
“You like that?” Naruto asked.
Tsunade grinned. “Some girls do. Do you?”
“Nah. Tried it once with a finger. Didn’t enjoy it,” he said.
“Well to each…” She shoved her fingers deep into Sakura and spread them wide. “Their own.”

Ryuke: Hey I saw a show like this. Now she’ll talk without moving her lips!

“How’s it feel?” Shizune asked. She was leaning again the table and watching.
“God it’s tight. Naruto’s really going to have to work it into her…” She pulled out her hand and Sakura’s ass clenched, trying to hold her in. “Hmm, an anal slut if I ever saw one. Come on Naruto, I’ll help.”
Naruto moved over to the table and waited while Tsunade grabbed him and put the tip against Sakura’s ass. Naruto in Sasuke’s voice said, “Okay Sakura, you want Sasuke’s big dick inside you?”
“You know I do…”
“I can’t believe you still like him,” Naruto mumbled. But he pushed in. The tip pressed into her, but would actually go inside. “It doesn’t fit!”
“It will,” Tsunade said. “It will just take a little work.” She reached down with her other hand and rubbed the fingers around the sides of Sakura’s anus and the spot right between it and her wet pussy. It tightened for a moment around Naruto’s dick and the cum Tsunade had shoved in began to leak out, but then it slowly began to dilate open. Tsunade took Naruto again and began slowly forcing him into her.
“Oh that hurts…” Sakura said.
He asked, “Should I stop?”

Ryuke and Tsunade: (Look at Clayton and roll their eyes)

“No!”
“But it doesn’t… fit,” Naruto said as the tip finally went inside. The edges of her anus were being pushed in too, like when someone made their mouth small by sucking in their lips. He leaned down putting one hand on Sakura’s breast to support his weight.
“Ha..ha…hah…” Sakura breathed hard. “Make it fit!”
Tsunade obliged, pushing Naruto inside and using some of her real strength. Naruto moaned and Sakura stretched. Around the edges of her ass a little bit of blood began to flow.
“She’d bleeding!” Naruto said, suddenly scared.
“It’s okay,” Shizune said. “You just got to stretch it out. Eventually it’ll get stretched out and loose, just like lady Tsunade’s.”
“Really?” He asked.
“Shut up and fuck my ass!” Sakura screamed. Hinata woke up then and sat up slowly, licking drying cum on her lips. When she did she saw what was happening and transfixed, she watched. When Naruto was about half way in Sakura finally said, “It won’t fit any more.”

Clayton: There’s already a dildo up there.

Naruto grunted, trying to push father, but she was right. He started to pull out, but the fit was too tight. Her anus stretched out with it, tugging at him and bleeding. “I’m stuck!’
“Then you have to cum. That will fill her up and you’ll be able to slide right out,” Shizune said.
Naruto nodded and kept moving his hips. Sakura’s back started to slide along the wet table and she had to grab the edges to hold still. “Yeah… work my ass! Stretch it wide!” More cum leaked out of her.
“Mine,” Hinata said and stood up. Swinging her leg over Sakura she faced Naruto and sat down, her pussy pushing against Sakura’s wet and swollen labia. She hissed through her teeth as her clit rubbed the hot flesh and she felt a similar nub rub into her. “Turn back Naruto. Let the bitch picture Sasuke if she wants, but if you’re going to fuck her ass, I want to see you do it.”
“Okay,” and in a puff of smoke he was back. Sakura didn’t seem to noticed. Hinata ground her pussy into the other girl. Sakura didn’t shave and pink crotch and ass hair was tickling her. “Okay Naruto, now fuck her.” Hinata put her hands on his shoulder and kissed him.
Naruto grinned and used the hand not on Sakura’s breast to reach down and he began rubbing both their pussies. Hinata moaned and kissed him again, pushing her body against his. “Oh Naruto!” Suddenly he came and felt himself begin to slide free. With a loud pop he fell back with Hinata on top of him.
Sakura was cumming from the feel of cool air hitting her wet ass when as one Shizune and Tsunade leapt forward, burying their faces between her legs.

(Klonk!)

Tongues connected and danced in her pussy and ass, licking out Naruto’s cum along with the girl cum leaking out of her. There was also the coppery tint of blood. Sakura screamed in ecstasy, her ass opened up wide to the world.
Smiling Hinata rubbed her pussy along the length of Naruto’s cock and looked into his eyes, caressing his face. “I love you Naruto.”
“I love you too,” He said and kissed her hand.
“Very nice,” Tsunade said. “But I want my turn now!” Hinata turned and saw her standing there, hands on him and legs wide. “But I’ll share if you still want to learn.” Hinata nodded and carefully moved off Naruto. Tsunade dropped to her knees. “Okay Hinata, this is called breast fucking, a specialty of mind I don’t think Sakura’s going to be able to do too well.” She leaned forward and took Naruto’s dick into her cleavage. The tip stuck out of the top and Tsunade quickly swallowed it.
Naruto moaned and Hinata took his hand, watching as Tsunade worked his cock between her soft mounds. Then she leaned forward and took one of Tsunade’s huge red nipples in her mouth and bit down hard, tugging it back. “Mmm!” Breast milk filled her mouth and she swallowed some. When she let go she turned to Naruto and kissed him, dripping some into his mouth.
Naruto came again and it splashed against Tsunade’s face and over her breasts. “You try Hinata.” She scooted back.
Moving over Naruto Hinata pushed her breasts against Tsunade’s and began using her hands to rub them on Naruto’s dick. Behind her the young ninja, staring into her dripping cunt, leaned in and started lapping at her, nibbling softly on her clit. Hinata moaned and he came again, splashing her. Hinata sat back, her pussy pushing down on his face and she started riding him again.
“And now that it’s nice and wet,” Tsunade said. She got onto her knees and moved forward, her breasts rubbing against Hinata’s as she lowered herself. Naruto’s cock slid into her easily. “Oh yes…”

Clayton: Ah! It’s sucking my will to live!

“Feels different,” Naruto said in a muffled voice.
“That’s cause Tsunade’s a slut who really likes to take it,” Shizune said from a sixty-nine with Sakura. ‘I’ve seen her take three cocks up inside her at once.”
“But nothing this big…” Tsunade said. “You’re right about how deep this goes. It’s all the way inside.” She kissed Hinata who was now groping her breasts. Tsunade pushed against her, hands traveling down and gripping Hinata’s ass, digging in her nails. “So Hinata, do you like watching your boyfriend fuck me?”
“I like having his tongue shoved inside me,” Hinata said. She inhaled deeply. “Ooo, and his teeth chewing up my slit! Lick my ass too Naruto… oh!”

Tsunade: (Sarcastic) Oh please teach us about sex Lady Hokage. We have no idea what we’re doing.

Her mouth hung open, a line of drool dripping down. Then she leaned down and began sucking Tsunade’s breasts, lapping up the milk dripping down the smooth curves. She licked everywhere, leaving trails of drool and making sure to suck under the bottoms. “Your milk tastes almost as good as his cum.”
Naruto came when he heard that and looking down Hinata saw it leaking out of Tsunade’s pussy. She reached out and pushed the old lady back. Tsunade was caught off guard and fell to the floor with a thump. Before she could move Hinata’s mouth was wrapped around her wide loose pussy lips and was sucking Naruto’s cum out of her while at the same time she rubbed her breasts on Naruto’s prick, cum shooting up between them like a geyser. “Mine!”

Clayton: (As Daffy Duck) It’s mine do you hear! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

“Shizune look at this… she’s sucking all the wrinkles out of it!” Tsunade said as Hinata scraped up Naruto’s cum with her teeth. Then Hinata reached out and touched Tsunade’s asshole. It opened like an origami flower and without even trying her whole fist just slid inside. “Oh yeah! Rub your hand around inside my ass! Shove it all the way in!” Hinata did and her hand disappeared up to the elbow. She rubbed her fingers into the side and felt Tsunade’s muscles squeeze around her arm. She shoved her arm in hard, pushing with all her strength to make Tsunade cum. Tsunade rubbed her breasts, milk squirting everywhere.

Clayton: and here we see the Leaf Village’s famous fountain

Eight months later Sakura and Ino were training. “Was that a great wedding yesterday, or what?”
“It really was,” Ino said. “Of course Hinata being so pregnant took away some of the romance.”
“Oh come on, those two were going to get married anyway. She’s been crazy about Naruto her whole life. And Tsunade and Shizune have been helping her through the pregnancy since the beginning.”
‘I noticed. I’ve seen her and Naruto going to Tsunade’s office almost every day. You too.”
“Well I am training as a medical ninja. I need to know that stuff…”

Ryuke: Riiiight…

“Though what made those two decide to have babies too I’ll never know,” Ino said. She dodged one of Sakura’s attacks.
Sakura smirked. “I guess they’re getting pretty old and wanted kids.” ‘More like they were so busy getting fucked they forgot to make up an anti-pregnancy drug,’ she thought. ‘Of course, so was I, but fortunately I didn’t do anything that would get me knocked up.’

Clayton: (Sings) Workin’ in a coal mine…

:”I wouldn’t be surprised if those kids grow up to be like siblings, being so close together.” ‘And having the same dad. Hopefully Shizune’s will have her hair, otherwise people will get suspicious.’

Clayton: So? I really can’t see the downside there. Neruto gets known for fucking several older sexy women and they get known for fucking a teenage boy…

Ino managed to block a dozen kunai, sending them flying. She smiled and moved in for the kill, bouncing off the trees to attack.
And suddenly there were two more flying right at her. One knocked the knife from her hand and another pinning Ino to a tree by her shirt. Sakura rushed forward, pushing her up against the tree. She used her hold body to hold Ino in place and grinned into her face. “Give up?”
“Yeah, whatever,” Ino said testily. Sakura didn’t move. “Okay, I give up you can let go now.” Sakura moved back a step. Ino saw the other girl’s nostril’s flare for a moment. “What?”
“Nothing,” Sakura said innocently.
“Where did you have those other kunai? I thought you were out.” Ino said, pulling the knife from the tree.
Sakura licked her lips and a small smile colored her face. “It’s kind of a new trick I picked up. You probably couldn’t do it. It takes a lot of training and I’d have to show you what to do.”
“I can do it if you can,” Ino said indignantly.

Clayton: Actually I own a hentai video called “Anyone you can do I can do better”

Sakura smirked. “You sure? It’s kind of weird…”
“Either show me how you do it or don’t.”
“Okay…” Sakura moved, pushing Ino back up against the tree.
Ino frowned and tried to break free. “Sakura! What are you doing?” Sakura held up the kunai. Then she twirled it the other way around and showed Ino the smooth metal handle wrapped in white tape. “What’s that smell?”
Sakura grinned. “Something like this.” She moved her hand down and out of sight. Before Ino could ask what she was doing again Sakura kicked her legs apart and shoved the handle up under Ino’s skirt. The blonde’s eyes opened and she started to fight again. “Sh! Don’t move or you might cut yourself.”
“Sakura don’t… ah!” The handle was a little ways up her ass through her panties. Sakura’s knee came up at the same time, shoving up between Ino’s legs and rubbing into her pussy thought the dress and underwear too. Sakura leaned in and gently kissed her behind the ear. “That feels weird… stop…”
“No,” Sakura said, nibbling her earlobe. She pulled the kunai back and again and tugged Ino’s panties aside.

Ryuke: Ew, crabs.

“Not up there…” Ino whimpered. “It’s too weird…”
“You wanted to know where I kept my extra kunai,” Sakura mumbled, kissing Ino’s jaw and sliding the handle back up to her ass. “I keep them up my ass.”
“No way,” Ino said, tilting her head back. Her heart beat against her chest.
“I’ll make you a bet. If I can’t prove it to you I’ll let you go right now. If I’m telling the truth I get to do whatever I want.”
Ino nodded. “Okay.” Sakura smiled and moved back just enough to let one of Ino’s hands free. Taking it in hers she brought it around and down under her skit and over her ass. Ino bit her lip, her hand shaking nervously as it slipped between Sakura’s butt cheeks. Sakura pressed her fingers in and up. Ino gasped as she felt around. “It…” Sakura grinned and pushed her hand all the way in. Ino’s entire hand slide inside her easily.
“My turn,” Sakura whispered, kissing her on the lips. To Ino’s horror the rest of the kunai handle pushed up into her ass and was left there as Sakura began fondling her crotch. “You’re all mine now Ino.” Not waiting for an answer Sakura started pounding her fingers in and out hard and fast.
“Sakura, why?” Ino asked, tears in her eyes.
“Cause I think you’re sexy,” Sakura said.

Clayton: Like she needs a reason

Ino gasped. “Really?”

Tsunade: In that case have at it

Sakura kissed her, slipping her tongue past Ino’s teeth.

Ryuke: Through the teeth, past the gums…

Ino responded. Her fingers were still up Sakura’s ass. She shoved her hand in on her own, rubbing around inside her. She could feel the silk bag Sakura kept the kunai blades wrapped up in. Sakura’s back arched and Ino had enough room to bring a leg up around her waist. “Ah!”
“That’s good Ino! Shove your fist inside my ass. It feels so good!”

(Loud farting sound)

“So does mine,” Ino admitted, squeezing her butt around the handle inside her. She felt cum on her wrist as Sakura began fingering her o3wn pussy and rubbing it on Ino’s hand. “When did you become such a slut?”
Sakura grinned and brought her hand out of her own pussy. Covered in cum she used it to tear open Ino’s shirt and began rubbing it over her breasts. “One lesson at a time.”
Suddenly Sakura stiffened up and moaned and Ino felt another hand inside Sakura with hers. Looking over Sakura’s shoulder she saw a familiar form crouched there.

Clayton: (As Colonel Klink) Hogan! I know you are in there! Come out now!
Ryuke: (As Schultz) I saw nothink! Nothink!

Anko smiled up at Ino and winked. “She’s right, her ass is wide as hell. Sakura, got room for two?”
“Sure,” Sakura gasped. “The more the merrier. If you think you can keep up. Maybe those big tits of yours are going to slow you down.”
“Sakura!” Ino gasped, turning red. “You can’t…”
“Sounds like a challenge,” Anko said.
Sakura nodded. “But first, we need to tear into tight little Ino here.”
Slipping her hand out but making sure to rub her fingers into the sides Anko said, “Oh yeah. Let’s make her squeal.” A snake slithered out of her sleeve and slowly began traveling between the two young girl’s thighs, rubbing cold scales along their vaginas, its forked tongue brushing their thighs. “You don’t mind a little pain do you?” She brought a knife around and pressed it to Sakura’s cheek, making a small cut. A drop of blood went down her neck and into her shirt.

Tsunade: Wow… now that’s just freaking me right the hell out.

“I’m good with that.” Sakura said and stuck out her tongue to lick part of the cut. Anko did the same, slowly sucking off the blood and reaching around the grope Sakura, both keeping their eyes on Ino the whole time. .
Ino looked between the two smirking faces and wiggled against the tree. “Eek!”

In Naruto’s apartment he lay on his bed with Hinata, gently tracing his hands over her swollen belly and sucking on her engorged breasts. Hinata moaned and smiled down at him. “Make sure you leave some for the baby.”
“Tsunade can share,” Naruto said. “She has plenty.”
On the floor next to them Shizune and Tsunade were fucking one another with a small double dildo, their own breasts rubbing together and squirting out milk.

Tsunade: Cheap bastard!

Their stomachs were also rubbing together. Hinata watched their swollen belly buttons pressed together, knowing how sensitive they were.
“If Shizune doesn’t suck her dry first…” Hinata said. “Naruto, you still want us, even though we’re fat?”
“You’re not fat,” Naruto said. “You’re all beautiful.” He smiled and pulled her on to him. “You especially.’

Ryuke: Naruto’s a Mormon?

Hinata let his dick go into her, but stopped about six inches down, refusing to let him go on any deeper until after the baby was born.

Clayton: (As a doctor) Miss Hinata, is there any reason the soft spot in your baby’s head is pushed in?

Still for her it was more than enough.

Tsunade: Longer lasting! Better flavor!

Looking down at him over the swell of her breasts and bell she smiled and said, “Prove it.”

Clayton: (As Grisham) Well as you can see the DNA test prove that…

Author’s note:

I hadn’t actually done a pregnancy fucking fic yet.