Konoha High Redux
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Adult ++
Chapters:
1
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1,052
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First Day of School
Chapter 1 – First day of school
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Does feel good to write again, Anyways Time for a revamp! Konoha High, with newer things, and less dead parents!
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6:30AM
Our hero, Naruto Uzumaki was currently drooling in his sleep, vision of roast beef ramen dancing in his young 14 year old brain.
The old fashion alarm clock rang out, when suddenly, as if it had a life of its own, Naruto’s arm moved towards the Dresser drawer, groped inside it, and pulled out a hammer.
WHAM! CRASH!
No more alarm clock. But Cue the Jaw’s theme, as shadow figured entered the door way of room. The figure stealthily moved to the bed and procured the hammer away from the blonde sleeping beauty.
A smile, similar to Light’s in Death Note, crossed his lips as he grabbed and plugged Naruto’s nose and mouth.
Within minutes the teen was awake and clawing for air, as the shadowy figure laughed, and released his prey. “Kyo, you’re a bastard!”
Kyosuke “Kyuubi” Uzumaki, the orange haired, green eyed older brother of Naruto, shrugged. “Wake up on your own than. Anyways Tsunade doesn’t want to give you detention of your first day of school, so hurry up.”
Tired muttering and some colorful words were mentioned as Naruto went to shower and get ready for school. Putting on a dull orange shirt and a pair of jeans, he shook his head free of excess water and left his hair were it landed, a bit of a mess. He put two wrist bands, with ramen pictures on it, and put on his new sneakers.
Sliding down the railing he slid into the kitchen, avoiding the spoon thrown at him by Tsunade. “Watch it, Granny Tsunade!”
“Shut it brat!” Tsunade endearingly yelled at the boy, “Grab a pop-tart and go in the car.”
“No coffee?”
“CAR!” Tsunade said slamming the her fist on the table and wincing as the clattering made the headache induced by a hangover throb like a no tomorrow. “Stupid kid.” She grumbled as she got her keys and began the torturous experience of having Naruto in a car.
School
Sakura, in a low cut red shirt and pair of short jeans, and Sasuke wearing a blue button up shirt and a pair of slacks, are waiting in front of the building. Sakura flirting a little bit before suddenly being dive tackled to the ground. “TWO POINTS~” Naruto’s voice rang out on top of Sakura. “How are you Sakura!?” He asked.
Calmly yet with much malicious in her voice, Sakura mutter out, “Get off of me before I break you off of me.”
A quick scramble, fixing clothes, and hiding behind a Sasuke rubbing his temples later, Sakura cleared her throat. “Anyways where’s Sai at?”
Sasuke shrugged. “Itachi said something about Grief Counseling or something. Didn’t care really.”
Both Sakura and Naruto gave him a blank, are you kidding stare. “What? It’s not like it’s anything different than what been happening since the beginning of summer vacation.
By that time Haku had joined our little Foursome and decided it was best not to say anything.
Sakura’s left eye started to twitch as she fought the urge to smack Sasuke. “It’s the first day of school; you would think he would be...” Suddenly she turned around as someone poked her shoulder. “Yes...? Can I help y…!”
Turning around was a bad idea. Suddenly there was a girl with dirty blonde hair in a pony tail in front of her. All Sakura manage to see was a purple vest before suddenly she felt the girls hand on the small of her back and behind her shoulder, dipping her and sneaking a hard, heated kiss for about a minute before, bringing Sakura upright and smirking. “Mmm, still wearing strawberry chap stick? Eh, Sakura?” With that the mysterious Kisser left the dazed and confused Sakura giggling.
Haku was said because he and Naruto were going to do a shtick like that today, for kicks.
Sasuke was laughing.
And needless to say Naruto had to be brought to the Nurse’s office due to blood loss.
The rest of the School day had passed without incident. Well except that the teacher’s were trying to find the Mysterious Kisser all day. It seemed like Sakura was the only victim though.
After School ended.
Kyo came home, around 5 o’clock. Yawning and drinking a Pepsi. The Second week of College was kicking his ass already. “Hate...School.”
With that he walked into the kitchen and read the note left by Tsunade. Apparently she dragging Jiraya to the Sex and the City Movie, and dinner was in the fridge. Kyo just chuckled. Jiraya was going to hang himself.
Grabbing a bag of potato chips he headed upstairs towards Naruto’s room. J-pop music was heard as soon as he entered the hallway. Ugh...too loud.
With that thought in mind Kyo, walked down the hallway and opened the door. “Hey, Naruto get ready to go...to...the…hos..pi..ta..l...” The sight in front of him made him just close the door and walk away. Naruto was dressed as Haruhi, Sakura as Yuki, Haku as Mikuru, Sasuke as Itsuki, and Sai as Kyon. All three of them were dancing the Hare Hare Yukai in front of a camera.
Kyosuke slowly and solemnly walked to his room and opened the door, he put on his Mp3 player and played some Ominous Latin Chanting Music. Dramatically he opened his bag of Potato Chips! With flair he opened up his drawer and took out a note book, opening it to the page with the title of, “Things I do not want to see Naruto doing.” Going down the list, with many cross-outs, he was twirling his pen. With much energy he turned the page. Suddenly his eyes widen and with one long, needlessly awesome stroke he crossed out, “Naruto Cross-dressing.” His left hand went into the potato chip bag and grabbed a single chip.
He took the potato Chip….AND EATS IT!
To be continued...
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Yeah I took out all the first person lets view the pas thing. Decided to reveal the past stuff later on in other chapters. Is better that way.
Also Randomly kissing an unsuspecting person is awesome. Especially if it’s a hot, heated one. :D
All of the cross-outs in the note book are things he has seen Naruto do. Some are very
Specific
I need to lay off the Death note a bit.
Oh, before I forget, I’m going to most likely, update later in today or tomorrow with a bunch of character descriptions, in an attempt to “Modernize” The look of Naruto and company.
Edit: Minor Editing and stuff....And Fixing the Itachi = Itsuki thing.
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Does feel good to write again, Anyways Time for a revamp! Konoha High, with newer things, and less dead parents!
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6:30AM
Our hero, Naruto Uzumaki was currently drooling in his sleep, vision of roast beef ramen dancing in his young 14 year old brain.
The old fashion alarm clock rang out, when suddenly, as if it had a life of its own, Naruto’s arm moved towards the Dresser drawer, groped inside it, and pulled out a hammer.
WHAM! CRASH!
No more alarm clock. But Cue the Jaw’s theme, as shadow figured entered the door way of room. The figure stealthily moved to the bed and procured the hammer away from the blonde sleeping beauty.
A smile, similar to Light’s in Death Note, crossed his lips as he grabbed and plugged Naruto’s nose and mouth.
Within minutes the teen was awake and clawing for air, as the shadowy figure laughed, and released his prey. “Kyo, you’re a bastard!”
Kyosuke “Kyuubi” Uzumaki, the orange haired, green eyed older brother of Naruto, shrugged. “Wake up on your own than. Anyways Tsunade doesn’t want to give you detention of your first day of school, so hurry up.”
Tired muttering and some colorful words were mentioned as Naruto went to shower and get ready for school. Putting on a dull orange shirt and a pair of jeans, he shook his head free of excess water and left his hair were it landed, a bit of a mess. He put two wrist bands, with ramen pictures on it, and put on his new sneakers.
Sliding down the railing he slid into the kitchen, avoiding the spoon thrown at him by Tsunade. “Watch it, Granny Tsunade!”
“Shut it brat!” Tsunade endearingly yelled at the boy, “Grab a pop-tart and go in the car.”
“No coffee?”
“CAR!” Tsunade said slamming the her fist on the table and wincing as the clattering made the headache induced by a hangover throb like a no tomorrow. “Stupid kid.” She grumbled as she got her keys and began the torturous experience of having Naruto in a car.
School
Sakura, in a low cut red shirt and pair of short jeans, and Sasuke wearing a blue button up shirt and a pair of slacks, are waiting in front of the building. Sakura flirting a little bit before suddenly being dive tackled to the ground. “TWO POINTS~” Naruto’s voice rang out on top of Sakura. “How are you Sakura!?” He asked.
Calmly yet with much malicious in her voice, Sakura mutter out, “Get off of me before I break you off of me.”
A quick scramble, fixing clothes, and hiding behind a Sasuke rubbing his temples later, Sakura cleared her throat. “Anyways where’s Sai at?”
Sasuke shrugged. “Itachi said something about Grief Counseling or something. Didn’t care really.”
Both Sakura and Naruto gave him a blank, are you kidding stare. “What? It’s not like it’s anything different than what been happening since the beginning of summer vacation.
By that time Haku had joined our little Foursome and decided it was best not to say anything.
Sakura’s left eye started to twitch as she fought the urge to smack Sasuke. “It’s the first day of school; you would think he would be...” Suddenly she turned around as someone poked her shoulder. “Yes...? Can I help y…!”
Turning around was a bad idea. Suddenly there was a girl with dirty blonde hair in a pony tail in front of her. All Sakura manage to see was a purple vest before suddenly she felt the girls hand on the small of her back and behind her shoulder, dipping her and sneaking a hard, heated kiss for about a minute before, bringing Sakura upright and smirking. “Mmm, still wearing strawberry chap stick? Eh, Sakura?” With that the mysterious Kisser left the dazed and confused Sakura giggling.
Haku was said because he and Naruto were going to do a shtick like that today, for kicks.
Sasuke was laughing.
And needless to say Naruto had to be brought to the Nurse’s office due to blood loss.
The rest of the School day had passed without incident. Well except that the teacher’s were trying to find the Mysterious Kisser all day. It seemed like Sakura was the only victim though.
After School ended.
Kyo came home, around 5 o’clock. Yawning and drinking a Pepsi. The Second week of College was kicking his ass already. “Hate...School.”
With that he walked into the kitchen and read the note left by Tsunade. Apparently she dragging Jiraya to the Sex and the City Movie, and dinner was in the fridge. Kyo just chuckled. Jiraya was going to hang himself.
Grabbing a bag of potato chips he headed upstairs towards Naruto’s room. J-pop music was heard as soon as he entered the hallway. Ugh...too loud.
With that thought in mind Kyo, walked down the hallway and opened the door. “Hey, Naruto get ready to go...to...the…hos..pi..ta..l...” The sight in front of him made him just close the door and walk away. Naruto was dressed as Haruhi, Sakura as Yuki, Haku as Mikuru, Sasuke as Itsuki, and Sai as Kyon. All three of them were dancing the Hare Hare Yukai in front of a camera.
Kyosuke slowly and solemnly walked to his room and opened the door, he put on his Mp3 player and played some Ominous Latin Chanting Music. Dramatically he opened his bag of Potato Chips! With flair he opened up his drawer and took out a note book, opening it to the page with the title of, “Things I do not want to see Naruto doing.” Going down the list, with many cross-outs, he was twirling his pen. With much energy he turned the page. Suddenly his eyes widen and with one long, needlessly awesome stroke he crossed out, “Naruto Cross-dressing.” His left hand went into the potato chip bag and grabbed a single chip.
He took the potato Chip….AND EATS IT!
To be continued...
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Yeah I took out all the first person lets view the pas thing. Decided to reveal the past stuff later on in other chapters. Is better that way.
Also Randomly kissing an unsuspecting person is awesome. Especially if it’s a hot, heated one. :D
All of the cross-outs in the note book are things he has seen Naruto do. Some are very
Specific
I need to lay off the Death note a bit.
Oh, before I forget, I’m going to most likely, update later in today or tomorrow with a bunch of character descriptions, in an attempt to “Modernize” The look of Naruto and company.
Edit: Minor Editing and stuff....And Fixing the Itachi = Itsuki thing.