Take Your Destiny, Bitch

" . . . and that's why you should be the one getting pounded into the mattress tonight," Naruto finished. He crossed his arms and nodded, proud of his argument. It was cogent, comprehensive, cohesive, and, most importantly, contained indisputable logic.

Unless you were arguing with Kiba, that is. "Pff. Screw that," the dog-nin replied.

"What do you mean, 'screw that'!?" Naruto demanded. "I just outlined a whole damn thesis on why I should top you!"

"What I meant was: I'm not gonna be taking it up the ass tonight," Kiba said. "And for one very simple reason." He grinned wolfishly. "I ain't the bitch."

The two shinobi were rehashing an old argument they'd had many times before. They'd long since graduated from their academy days, when they fought over kunai throwing skills, or settled belching contests. Now, their most frequent dispute was who'd have to bottom during sex. Who'd be man enough to rightfully claim the other's ass, and who's be man enough to get butt-fucked all night long.

They always had the argument under the same circumstances, too--in bed together, buck naked. Oh, and with rock-hard erections.

"Well, I'm not the bitch either!" Naruto yelled defiantly.

"Yeah you are." Kiba chuckled, stroking himself. "You're always boned when I'm doin' ya."

"What's that got to do with anything? You're always turned on whenever I'm inside you, too! All moaning and groaning and begging for more--!"

Kiba growled at the totally true accusation. "That's not the point. Listen, let's just think about this logically. You've got the Kyuubi sealed in you, right?"

"Huh? Yeah. But what's he got to do with anything?" Naruto asked, miffed. "What, you're gonna start giving me shit about that like everybody else?"

"No, man, don't be dumb. But don't you get it? The nine-tails gives you that fast healing. You can recover from any injury."

"Well, yeah. But there're limits. Like, uh, I need--"

"Whatever. My point is . . . " Kiba reached over and squeezed one of Naruto's perky buttocks. "I can fuck you as hard and rough as I like, and you'll barely even be sore the next morning."

"H--hey, I don't like where this is going. And it doesn't even really work like that!"

"Close enough. Even better, it also keep you from getting loosened up. Every time I fuck you, it's like plowing tight, virgin ass all over again." Kiba closed his eyes, sighed, and licked his lips. "Mmmm. Think about it, Naruto. Ask Neji, even. He'd tell you. It's fuckin' fate that you go bottom. Your destiny!"

"It--it is not! It's my destiny to top, damnit! To top! Hey--!" Naruto protested as Kiba flipped him onto his stomach.

"With this ass? Nah, you're made to be fucked, buddy." Kiba smirked. "Now shut up. You're gonna love this." He reached under and groped the guy's rod. Naruto gave a start, and growled--but also gave a horny thrust into the hand. Kiba grinned. Yeah, Naruto was acting all pissed, but the guy was totally into it.

As usual.

"I will not, you damn horny dog! I'm gonna--eh!?" Naruto was interrupted by the sensation of Kiba first lifting his ass up, and then burying his face in it. "Ack! K--Kiba! Get outta there!"

Kiba replied by nuzzling deeper between his butt-cheeks, and then giving him a wet, sloppy lick.

"Ooh--ohh . . . " Naruto shifted and grimaced as the rough Inuzuka tongue swept all up and down his crack. He shivered, and let out a little laugh. "That tickles, damnit . . . " Then the tongue darted straight inside his asshole. "Nn--nng!" He tried to hold still while Kiba did his thing, but ended up squirming slightly on the edge of the licking appendage. "Ahh-hh . . . "

He couldn't help it--Naruto arched his back in pleasure and he groaned. Kiba always gave the best damn rim jobs.

After a minute, Kiba unstuffed his face from Naruto's butt and gave him a shit-eating grin. "There we go. All lubed up in there. Now it's time for you to get fucked."

Naruto grunted, but lifted up his ass obediently. "Fine. I get to top next time, though . . . " he muttered.

"Heh! No, you're not." Kiba gave him a spank. "Bottoming for me's your destiny now, remember?"

"Aw, shut about that already. Next time, I'm gonna--UNF!" Naruto let out a yelp. "Nngg! Hey! Warn a guy if you're gonna push something up his ass like that, damnit!"

Kiba, now connected pelvis-to-rump with the guy, let out a chuckle. "I thought I did." He exhaled, enjoying the feeling of Naruto's insides, squeezing all around his dick.

"You did not! I--ahhhnn--oof!" Kiba began pounding into the guy, doggy-style, literally banging him right into the mattress.

"Just shut up and take it, bitch."

"Ooh!" Naruto squeezed the bed-sheets, and curled his toes. He heard Kiba moaning above him, enveloped by his warm tightness. Soon, Naruto was joining in with his Inuzuka fucker. Their bodies moved back and forth like a piston, with Kiba constantly ramming into him. It was a familiar routine.

After a few minutes, Naruto managed to gather his wits again. "Hey . . . uh, Kiba?"

"Yeah, what?" Kiba said around a groan. He grabbed Naruto's hips, and forced himself in deeper.

"Oof! Could it be that, uh, we're actually both versatile, and can enjoy both--ahnnn--topping and bottoming?"

"Don't be stupid. Now take this cock up your ass."

"UNF! R--right. Damn!" Naruto said, giving in to his destiny--at least for tonight.