The Crack Club
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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,052
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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The Crack Club
I have all of these crazy and Hilarious scenes running through my mind, SO.. I have decided to string them together. Hope you enjoy!
A.n: yes, this is set in Modern day Japan.
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Kyogo Apartments; Hyogo college of Medicine.
Penthouse.
Sasuke sighed to himself as he finished packing up his expensive genuine leather travel bag with his brand new 600 dollar outfits. His mother had Insisted on 'Making him presentable' before he came home for the Summer..
He couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach... Three months. Three months stuck back at that hell-whole of a house. Three months stuck with his father and Brother. Three months of going back to living a lie, day in and day out.
A feeling of dread washed over Sasuke as he mind ran over the numbers again. 3 months meant 14 weeks.. 14 weeks meant 98 days... and only 8 to 10 of those hours could be used for sleeping at night without his mother getting suspicious, or his father causing more problems...
Sasuke sighed.. Great... Just flipping great. he slammed his travel case shut now, and prepared to leave. He had a private jet to catch with Neji and Hinata, and friends to meet up with.. he walked out his room, and out the front door. Slamming and locking the door at the same time on his way out. he may have to spend the next 3 months pretending to be in a good mood, but that didn't mean he had to be fake it now.
it was them he noticed His Iphone was playing a little chime. Text message?..
Sasuke took it out of the Holster on his belt as he placed his bag on the floor.
From Juugo;
Have a good break.
C U when school is back up.
Sui says bye 2 and U owe
him 4 bottles of water, u bastard.
Sasuke smiled to himself. Suigetsu and his obsession with water.. Thank god for team Hebi. If it wasn't for his study buddies, Minus Karin, he was sure he would have gone insane this year..
A second beep then sounded, and Sasuke tapped his touch screen again.
From Suigetsu;
P.S; Karin left for ur Apt. 10 mins ago... LOL!!
"Curso..." Sasuke swore under his breath, booking it to the nearest elevator as fast as he could. Now not only was he on limited time, but he had to avoid his latest stalker because his two best spies wanted to have a laugh at his expence..
Why, Those sons of..
Sasuke growled as the elevator doors closed, and angrily tapped his "Reply" Button.
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From Sasuke;
F U... Ty, but F U!
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Interstate 120, Exit 5 to Toyko.
"I swear to god, that Instructor his ruined him..." Ten-ten chimed from the back seat of the car. Her feet where propped up on the back of the drivers seat, so she could paint her toe nails without bending uncomfortably.
"I think I have no choice but to agree.." Sakura said, looking giving a sideways look to the driver as she painted her own toes. Hers where up her side of the dash board.
"Gai-Sensei did not ruin me!" Lee said, giving a quick glare, then looking back to the road. Both hands firmly gripping the wheel. "He took me under his wing, and taught me the meaning of hard work.."
"Did he give you that hair cut, too?..." Ten-ten chimed from the back seat. Sakura covered her mouth as she giggled uncontrollably.
"I give this haircut to myself, thank you very much!!"
Ten-ten and Sakura then looked at one another, Amusement and mischief alite in there eyes as they took in Lee's last comment.
"You.. Gave yourself.. The hair cut?..." Ten-ten snickered from the back seat.
"Well I... WHAT?!!.. No, NO, I went to a Professional, And he.."
"A Professional bowl cut?.." Sakura countered..
"Well, Yes, But Gai-sensei said it's.."
"And a stock of Green training suits?.." Ten-ten added.
"Well, Yes, but Gai-sensei gave them.."
"with Orange leg warmers?!" Sakura deadpanned.
"Yes, but Gai-sensei said I need them to cover the..."
"and a LEAF GREEN CHEVY?!!!" Sakura screeched, pointing to the ridiculous bright green monstrosity that her and Ten-Ten where forced to endure riding in.
"I LIKE GREEN!!!" Lee Screamed out, causing both of the girl to freeze in shock.
"... wow..." from the backseat.
"Ten-Ten, you caught that, too?.."
"Yeah.." Ten-Ten said, looking to Sakura, her face serious. "He didn't Scream out Gai-sensai's name that time..."
"I have not been screaming out his name!!!" Lee resorted.. causing both females to Immediately turn towards him and jump down his neck.
"OH, YES you have!!!!"
"Ever since you picked us up, Over and over!!"
"GAI-SENSEI, GAI-SENSAI, GAI-SENSAI!!"
"Dear GOD, just get a room already!!"
Lee's round eyes when even wider, and his overly bushy brows disappeared under his bangs.. The Spuddering was soon to fallow.
"We're not.. It's not.. NO WAY.. It's not.. not that.." Sakura and Ten-Ten with both grinning from ear to ear.
"There is nothing WRONG with that... But.."
"Gai-Sensei!!!!" Ten-ten fake moaned from the back seat, Causing Lee to immediately shut his mouth in shock.
"Ten-Ten.." Lee said, his lips turning into thin line as his brow arched into a glare.
"Oohh, Gai-Sensei..." Sakura started from the next seat. Lee's grip on the steering wheel tightened, and his knuckles turned white.
"Oh, Yes, GAI-SENSEI!!" Ten-Ten, finishing her toenails, and putting her feet down.
"No, Ten-ten! Sakura! This behavior is very Un-youthful!!"
"GAI-Sensei, GAI-senei, GAI-sensei!!!"
"TEN-TEN!! SAKURA!! Stop this at once! It is rude, disrespectful, and unfitting of two youthful ladies such as yourselves!!"
Ten-Ten and Sakura stopped, suddenly stricken. They looked to one another.. Lee glared at them both through sideways glances and the rear-view mirror.
Things in the car suddenly got very quiet. Lee's grip on the steering wheel loosened. Sakura and Ten-Ten kept there lips closed. Everything seemed at peace.
Until Ten-Ten snickered from the backseat. Sakura then started giggling from the front seat. Lee glared, but keep his eyes on the road.
"Don't.." Lee said, starting to lay on the brakes, as a red light was going up.
"Don't what, Lee?.." Ten-ten asked innocently.
"Don't you dare to it." Lee said, as the car started coasting to the stop.
"Do what?.." Sakura said.
"What ever you'll planning.. Don't.." Lee said, now causing the car to come to a complete stop...
Ten-ten and Sakura looked at one another, and grinned.... Both took in two deep breaths.. Then..
"GAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII-SEEEEEENNNNNNNSEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Uzumaki apartment, 3 miles from Tokyo University.
"NA-RU-TO!!!!!!!" Can the scream from outside.
Naruto Uzumaki nearly jumped out of his skin as ran over to his window, and flung it open. The Second his head was out the window, he started looking around..
"HEY, BLONDIE! USE YOUR EYES!! We're over here!!" yelled a familiar, and aggravated voice. Naruto's head snapped to the Side road, as his face lit up with one of his Heart warming smiles.
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING, PINEAPPLE HEAD!! HEY!! DOG BREATH!! BIG-BONES!!!!" Naruto screamed down to his best friends, causing them all to laugh.
"HURRY UP AND GET DOWN HERE, LOUD MOUTH!! WE'VE GOT TO HAUL ASS TO THE AIRPORT!! IF WE'RE LATE, WE'RE TELLING SASUKE IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Kiba screamed up.
"HEY, HEY, HEY, WAIT!!! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN EVERYTHING READY!!"
"CHOJI WILL HANDLE THE DECORATING, AND SHINO AND INO ARE STOPPING BY WITH THE FOOD AND LIQUOR LATER!! LET'S GO!!"
"WE'RE STILL GONNA BLAME YOU!!!!" Kiba yelled, giving a fanged grin.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'M COMING!!" Naruto yelled, with a grin. Then, Grabbing his keys from the table and his favorite orange hoody from his chair, he ran out the door.
Just a 3-hour ride to the Airport, and 3-hour ride back.. That was all. Just Grab his best friend, Sasuke, and the Huugas. Then, for the first time in over 8 months, and every last one of the Leaf 12 would be together again. All Fresh from there first (or second) Years at college.
Naruto couldn't wait.
This was going to be great.
A.n: yes, this is set in Modern day Japan.
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Kyogo Apartments; Hyogo college of Medicine.
Penthouse.
Sasuke sighed to himself as he finished packing up his expensive genuine leather travel bag with his brand new 600 dollar outfits. His mother had Insisted on 'Making him presentable' before he came home for the Summer..
He couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach... Three months. Three months stuck back at that hell-whole of a house. Three months stuck with his father and Brother. Three months of going back to living a lie, day in and day out.
A feeling of dread washed over Sasuke as he mind ran over the numbers again. 3 months meant 14 weeks.. 14 weeks meant 98 days... and only 8 to 10 of those hours could be used for sleeping at night without his mother getting suspicious, or his father causing more problems...
Sasuke sighed.. Great... Just flipping great. he slammed his travel case shut now, and prepared to leave. He had a private jet to catch with Neji and Hinata, and friends to meet up with.. he walked out his room, and out the front door. Slamming and locking the door at the same time on his way out. he may have to spend the next 3 months pretending to be in a good mood, but that didn't mean he had to be fake it now.
it was them he noticed His Iphone was playing a little chime. Text message?..
Sasuke took it out of the Holster on his belt as he placed his bag on the floor.
From Juugo;
Have a good break.
C U when school is back up.
Sui says bye 2 and U owe
him 4 bottles of water, u bastard.
Sasuke smiled to himself. Suigetsu and his obsession with water.. Thank god for team Hebi. If it wasn't for his study buddies, Minus Karin, he was sure he would have gone insane this year..
A second beep then sounded, and Sasuke tapped his touch screen again.
From Suigetsu;
P.S; Karin left for ur Apt. 10 mins ago... LOL!!
"Curso..." Sasuke swore under his breath, booking it to the nearest elevator as fast as he could. Now not only was he on limited time, but he had to avoid his latest stalker because his two best spies wanted to have a laugh at his expence..
Why, Those sons of..
Sasuke growled as the elevator doors closed, and angrily tapped his "Reply" Button.
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From Sasuke;
F U... Ty, but F U!
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Interstate 120, Exit 5 to Toyko.
"I swear to god, that Instructor his ruined him..." Ten-ten chimed from the back seat of the car. Her feet where propped up on the back of the drivers seat, so she could paint her toe nails without bending uncomfortably.
"I think I have no choice but to agree.." Sakura said, looking giving a sideways look to the driver as she painted her own toes. Hers where up her side of the dash board.
"Gai-Sensei did not ruin me!" Lee said, giving a quick glare, then looking back to the road. Both hands firmly gripping the wheel. "He took me under his wing, and taught me the meaning of hard work.."
"Did he give you that hair cut, too?..." Ten-ten chimed from the back seat. Sakura covered her mouth as she giggled uncontrollably.
"I give this haircut to myself, thank you very much!!"
Ten-ten and Sakura then looked at one another, Amusement and mischief alite in there eyes as they took in Lee's last comment.
"You.. Gave yourself.. The hair cut?..." Ten-ten snickered from the back seat.
"Well I... WHAT?!!.. No, NO, I went to a Professional, And he.."
"A Professional bowl cut?.." Sakura countered..
"Well, Yes, But Gai-sensei said it's.."
"And a stock of Green training suits?.." Ten-ten added.
"Well, Yes, but Gai-sensei gave them.."
"with Orange leg warmers?!" Sakura deadpanned.
"Yes, but Gai-sensei said I need them to cover the..."
"and a LEAF GREEN CHEVY?!!!" Sakura screeched, pointing to the ridiculous bright green monstrosity that her and Ten-Ten where forced to endure riding in.
"I LIKE GREEN!!!" Lee Screamed out, causing both of the girl to freeze in shock.
"... wow..." from the backseat.
"Ten-Ten, you caught that, too?.."
"Yeah.." Ten-Ten said, looking to Sakura, her face serious. "He didn't Scream out Gai-sensai's name that time..."
"I have not been screaming out his name!!!" Lee resorted.. causing both females to Immediately turn towards him and jump down his neck.
"OH, YES you have!!!!"
"Ever since you picked us up, Over and over!!"
"GAI-SENSEI, GAI-SENSAI, GAI-SENSAI!!"
"Dear GOD, just get a room already!!"
Lee's round eyes when even wider, and his overly bushy brows disappeared under his bangs.. The Spuddering was soon to fallow.
"We're not.. It's not.. NO WAY.. It's not.. not that.." Sakura and Ten-Ten with both grinning from ear to ear.
"There is nothing WRONG with that... But.."
"Gai-Sensei!!!!" Ten-ten fake moaned from the back seat, Causing Lee to immediately shut his mouth in shock.
"Ten-Ten.." Lee said, his lips turning into thin line as his brow arched into a glare.
"Oohh, Gai-Sensei..." Sakura started from the next seat. Lee's grip on the steering wheel tightened, and his knuckles turned white.
"Oh, Yes, GAI-SENSEI!!" Ten-Ten, finishing her toenails, and putting her feet down.
"No, Ten-ten! Sakura! This behavior is very Un-youthful!!"
"GAI-Sensei, GAI-senei, GAI-sensei!!!"
"TEN-TEN!! SAKURA!! Stop this at once! It is rude, disrespectful, and unfitting of two youthful ladies such as yourselves!!"
Ten-Ten and Sakura stopped, suddenly stricken. They looked to one another.. Lee glared at them both through sideways glances and the rear-view mirror.
Things in the car suddenly got very quiet. Lee's grip on the steering wheel loosened. Sakura and Ten-Ten kept there lips closed. Everything seemed at peace.
Until Ten-Ten snickered from the backseat. Sakura then started giggling from the front seat. Lee glared, but keep his eyes on the road.
"Don't.." Lee said, starting to lay on the brakes, as a red light was going up.
"Don't what, Lee?.." Ten-ten asked innocently.
"Don't you dare to it." Lee said, as the car started coasting to the stop.
"Do what?.." Sakura said.
"What ever you'll planning.. Don't.." Lee said, now causing the car to come to a complete stop...
Ten-ten and Sakura looked at one another, and grinned.... Both took in two deep breaths.. Then..
"GAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII-SEEEEEENNNNNNNSEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Uzumaki apartment, 3 miles from Tokyo University.
"NA-RU-TO!!!!!!!" Can the scream from outside.
Naruto Uzumaki nearly jumped out of his skin as ran over to his window, and flung it open. The Second his head was out the window, he started looking around..
"HEY, BLONDIE! USE YOUR EYES!! We're over here!!" yelled a familiar, and aggravated voice. Naruto's head snapped to the Side road, as his face lit up with one of his Heart warming smiles.
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING, PINEAPPLE HEAD!! HEY!! DOG BREATH!! BIG-BONES!!!!" Naruto screamed down to his best friends, causing them all to laugh.
"HURRY UP AND GET DOWN HERE, LOUD MOUTH!! WE'VE GOT TO HAUL ASS TO THE AIRPORT!! IF WE'RE LATE, WE'RE TELLING SASUKE IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Kiba screamed up.
"HEY, HEY, HEY, WAIT!!! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN EVERYTHING READY!!"
"CHOJI WILL HANDLE THE DECORATING, AND SHINO AND INO ARE STOPPING BY WITH THE FOOD AND LIQUOR LATER!! LET'S GO!!"
"WE'RE STILL GONNA BLAME YOU!!!!" Kiba yelled, giving a fanged grin.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'M COMING!!" Naruto yelled, with a grin. Then, Grabbing his keys from the table and his favorite orange hoody from his chair, he ran out the door.
Just a 3-hour ride to the Airport, and 3-hour ride back.. That was all. Just Grab his best friend, Sasuke, and the Huugas. Then, for the first time in over 8 months, and every last one of the Leaf 12 would be together again. All Fresh from there first (or second) Years at college.
Naruto couldn't wait.
This was going to be great.