Kind of Perfect
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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6
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Chapter 1
Title: Kind of Perfect
Rating: NC-17
Pairings this chapter: NaruxSasu,
Authors: Geia and Zen
Zen: Hey everyone!!! I’m Zen and this is my first collaboration fic with my friend Geia. We hope you all enjoy this story! We sure had fun writing it.
Geia: Yo~! Finally got around to making a Collab fic with a friend~! I hope you enjoy it. Please keep negative comments on a critical review basis because I can’t stand flamers and trools who have no tolerance. Master Roleplayer Geia Akyama signing off~!
WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS YAOI AND VARIOUS ADULT SITUATIONS!!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE YAOI OR SEX BETWEEN TWO MALES….READ SOMETHING ELSE!!! THANK YOU!!!
Chapter 1
Naruto hunkered down under a small awning in front of his favorite Ramen shop. Everyone had said it was going to rain but no one said it would be this bad!
The blond stuck his head out and looked for another place to hide from the rain during his long, wet trip back to his apartment. He flinched just a little bit when a big fat raindrop hit him right between the eyes.
“Man this stinks. I've got ten more blocks to go and I'm already soaked to the bones...”
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Sasuke stood glaring daggers in the middle of the large breasted Hokage’s office. His glare was aimed directly at Lady Tsunade herself. He held a sheaf of papers in one hand and his ANBU mask in the other. His grip on the mask was so tight that it looked as if it would snap in half at any moment.
“What do you mean you think he's ready?!” Sasuke all but shouted as he took a step closer to the Hokage’s desk.
Tsunade knew that Sasuke would react this way. She just hoped she could get Sasuke out of her office before he destroyed it.
“From what I've seen and according to his mission reports...he's more than qualified.”
“It took me years to gain my position as an ANBU, and he is able to accomplish this in only six months?!”
Sasuke couldn’t believe his ears. How could anyone, let alone the stupid dobe manage to make the ANBU Black Opps? In only six months? It was impossible wasn’t it?
Sasuke threw the papers to the ground violently and slammed his palms on the Hokage's huge mahogany desk. His Sharingan was out and he was almost to the point of hyperventilating from his frustrations.
“Where is he?” His voice was a low growl in the back of his throat.
Tsunade didn’t even bat an eyelash at the young Uchiha’s antics. She’d gotten used to Sasuke’s temper tantrums years ago.
“Walking home I suspect. But I don't think he's gotten very far. Not in this weather anyway.”
She gestured outside to the rain pounding on the window. Sasuke glared daggers for a few more seconds then stormed out of the room slamming the door so hard the whole building shook. Tsunade just shook her head and pulled out a bottle of sake.
“I don't know what he's complaining about, they fuck like bunnies anyway, and being on the same ANBU team will give them more time to do just that.”
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Naruto darted from his reasonably dry place and streaked down the muddy street for the next stop. The rain had made his normally spiky hair lay flat against his head and the strands occasionally stabbed the ninja in the eyes.
The blonde grimaced as he stepped in an unexpectedly deep puddle and grains of sand and mud seeped into his shoes from the toes back to the heel. All together an uncomfortable situation but the absolute worst was the head band; the knot had come so loose that Naruto's most prized possession had slipped down over his nose and hung loosely around his neck.
He stopped under the wide awnings of the ninja academy and shook his head vigorously to get the water out of his hair.
‘Rain, rain, rain! Why did it have to rain today??!’
Training with the pervy sage in the morning, then trying to find out where Sasuke had gotten to in the afternoon only to get interrupted by Sakura (who ended up using him as a guinea pug) and finally he got a little time for himself for eight or nine bowls of the best Ramen he’d ever had! The clouds had come in so fast that the hyperactive ninja didn’t know what hit him until his jacket started sticking to his shirt and skin.
Naruto really was starting to worry about Sasuke. He hadn’t seen the stoic ninja all day. Maybe he was avoiding Naruto?
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Sasuke huffed down the street in a rage. How could Naruto have made ANBU Black Opps in six months and it took him nearly three years!! The stupid Hokage loves that usurantokachi like her own son that's why! He hated anyone who played favorites. Just like he hated his Father for playing favorites with Itachi, and look what happened, Itachi killed everyone!! So much for the perfect son.
Sasuke continued to trudge down the street on the lookout for his stupid idiot of a lover. He finally spotted him huddled pathetically under the Academy awning. He had to smile to himself. Naruto looked so pathetic it was almost cute. Almost.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing dobe?”
“Aaah! What the hell Sasuke??! I've been looking for you all day!”
Naruto glared back at his lover with an expression that communicated both reproach and sulkiness. Usually Sasuke-kun at least had the dignity to leap over some buildings where Naruto was.
Sasuke looked Naruto over and noted his drowned rat impression was getting better. With his hair matted to his face and soaked headband and clothing.
“I told you to bring an umbrella with you this morning. You never listen to me do you dumbass?”
He really hoped he wouldn’t have to deal with a sick dobe later. That was never good. Naruto got ten times more annoying when he was helpless and sick.
Naruto crossed his arms and leaned back to make a better impression of his close eyed fox glare.
“Why would I bring an umbrella with me if the sun was out bastard? So are you just going to stand there or what?”
Sasuke thought about this for a moment. Then without a word walked past Naruto and onto the direction of their shared apartment. When he noticed the blonde just staring after him he turned back toward him.
“I should be asking you the same thing. Are you coming or not?”
Naruto was shocked at Sasuke’s behavior. He was silent for a few moments.
“…That’s it?”
Sasuke appraised Naruto for a moment then turned back around and continued walking.
“I'm not going to kiss you when you look like a drowned rat. You can wait until we get home dobe.”
Naruto opened his eyes and smiled smugly at Sasuke. Something happened today. Sasuke was only this cold when something was bothering him and Sasuke wasn't going to talk with out a little persuasion!
“You're not still mad about the whole pervy sage thing are you? Come on that old man doesn’t hold a candle to you although he is a bit wider at the base...”
Naruto nodded his head as though he was remembering something important and smiled evilly to himself. If Sasuke was irritated in general he'd react as he usually did.
Sasuke was definitely not in the mood for Naruto’s little games. He had to get home out of the rain and have a talk with his lover.
“Shut up and let’s go usurantokachi.”
With that Sasuke sped up his pace without waiting for Naruto to follow.
Naruto grunted and took this opportunity to shake his jacket out thoroughly before racing after the Uchiha. Well that didn't work as planned at all. Sasuke was suppose to prove how much better he was than Jirrya before storming off and leaving Naruto panting under the academy awning lusting for more!
TBC
C/A/N: Well, what do you think? Please review this chapter. The more you review the faster Geia and I can update new chapies for you all. So please!!!!
Rating: NC-17
Pairings this chapter: NaruxSasu,
Authors: Geia and Zen
Zen: Hey everyone!!! I’m Zen and this is my first collaboration fic with my friend Geia. We hope you all enjoy this story! We sure had fun writing it.
Geia: Yo~! Finally got around to making a Collab fic with a friend~! I hope you enjoy it. Please keep negative comments on a critical review basis because I can’t stand flamers and trools who have no tolerance. Master Roleplayer Geia Akyama signing off~!
WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS YAOI AND VARIOUS ADULT SITUATIONS!!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE YAOI OR SEX BETWEEN TWO MALES….READ SOMETHING ELSE!!! THANK YOU!!!
Chapter 1
Naruto hunkered down under a small awning in front of his favorite Ramen shop. Everyone had said it was going to rain but no one said it would be this bad!
The blond stuck his head out and looked for another place to hide from the rain during his long, wet trip back to his apartment. He flinched just a little bit when a big fat raindrop hit him right between the eyes.
“Man this stinks. I've got ten more blocks to go and I'm already soaked to the bones...”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sasuke stood glaring daggers in the middle of the large breasted Hokage’s office. His glare was aimed directly at Lady Tsunade herself. He held a sheaf of papers in one hand and his ANBU mask in the other. His grip on the mask was so tight that it looked as if it would snap in half at any moment.
“What do you mean you think he's ready?!” Sasuke all but shouted as he took a step closer to the Hokage’s desk.
Tsunade knew that Sasuke would react this way. She just hoped she could get Sasuke out of her office before he destroyed it.
“From what I've seen and according to his mission reports...he's more than qualified.”
“It took me years to gain my position as an ANBU, and he is able to accomplish this in only six months?!”
Sasuke couldn’t believe his ears. How could anyone, let alone the stupid dobe manage to make the ANBU Black Opps? In only six months? It was impossible wasn’t it?
Sasuke threw the papers to the ground violently and slammed his palms on the Hokage's huge mahogany desk. His Sharingan was out and he was almost to the point of hyperventilating from his frustrations.
“Where is he?” His voice was a low growl in the back of his throat.
Tsunade didn’t even bat an eyelash at the young Uchiha’s antics. She’d gotten used to Sasuke’s temper tantrums years ago.
“Walking home I suspect. But I don't think he's gotten very far. Not in this weather anyway.”
She gestured outside to the rain pounding on the window. Sasuke glared daggers for a few more seconds then stormed out of the room slamming the door so hard the whole building shook. Tsunade just shook her head and pulled out a bottle of sake.
“I don't know what he's complaining about, they fuck like bunnies anyway, and being on the same ANBU team will give them more time to do just that.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naruto darted from his reasonably dry place and streaked down the muddy street for the next stop. The rain had made his normally spiky hair lay flat against his head and the strands occasionally stabbed the ninja in the eyes.
The blonde grimaced as he stepped in an unexpectedly deep puddle and grains of sand and mud seeped into his shoes from the toes back to the heel. All together an uncomfortable situation but the absolute worst was the head band; the knot had come so loose that Naruto's most prized possession had slipped down over his nose and hung loosely around his neck.
He stopped under the wide awnings of the ninja academy and shook his head vigorously to get the water out of his hair.
‘Rain, rain, rain! Why did it have to rain today??!’
Training with the pervy sage in the morning, then trying to find out where Sasuke had gotten to in the afternoon only to get interrupted by Sakura (who ended up using him as a guinea pug) and finally he got a little time for himself for eight or nine bowls of the best Ramen he’d ever had! The clouds had come in so fast that the hyperactive ninja didn’t know what hit him until his jacket started sticking to his shirt and skin.
Naruto really was starting to worry about Sasuke. He hadn’t seen the stoic ninja all day. Maybe he was avoiding Naruto?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sasuke huffed down the street in a rage. How could Naruto have made ANBU Black Opps in six months and it took him nearly three years!! The stupid Hokage loves that usurantokachi like her own son that's why! He hated anyone who played favorites. Just like he hated his Father for playing favorites with Itachi, and look what happened, Itachi killed everyone!! So much for the perfect son.
Sasuke continued to trudge down the street on the lookout for his stupid idiot of a lover. He finally spotted him huddled pathetically under the Academy awning. He had to smile to himself. Naruto looked so pathetic it was almost cute. Almost.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing dobe?”
“Aaah! What the hell Sasuke??! I've been looking for you all day!”
Naruto glared back at his lover with an expression that communicated both reproach and sulkiness. Usually Sasuke-kun at least had the dignity to leap over some buildings where Naruto was.
Sasuke looked Naruto over and noted his drowned rat impression was getting better. With his hair matted to his face and soaked headband and clothing.
“I told you to bring an umbrella with you this morning. You never listen to me do you dumbass?”
He really hoped he wouldn’t have to deal with a sick dobe later. That was never good. Naruto got ten times more annoying when he was helpless and sick.
Naruto crossed his arms and leaned back to make a better impression of his close eyed fox glare.
“Why would I bring an umbrella with me if the sun was out bastard? So are you just going to stand there or what?”
Sasuke thought about this for a moment. Then without a word walked past Naruto and onto the direction of their shared apartment. When he noticed the blonde just staring after him he turned back toward him.
“I should be asking you the same thing. Are you coming or not?”
Naruto was shocked at Sasuke’s behavior. He was silent for a few moments.
“…That’s it?”
Sasuke appraised Naruto for a moment then turned back around and continued walking.
“I'm not going to kiss you when you look like a drowned rat. You can wait until we get home dobe.”
Naruto opened his eyes and smiled smugly at Sasuke. Something happened today. Sasuke was only this cold when something was bothering him and Sasuke wasn't going to talk with out a little persuasion!
“You're not still mad about the whole pervy sage thing are you? Come on that old man doesn’t hold a candle to you although he is a bit wider at the base...”
Naruto nodded his head as though he was remembering something important and smiled evilly to himself. If Sasuke was irritated in general he'd react as he usually did.
Sasuke was definitely not in the mood for Naruto’s little games. He had to get home out of the rain and have a talk with his lover.
“Shut up and let’s go usurantokachi.”
With that Sasuke sped up his pace without waiting for Naruto to follow.
Naruto grunted and took this opportunity to shake his jacket out thoroughly before racing after the Uchiha. Well that didn't work as planned at all. Sasuke was suppose to prove how much better he was than Jirrya before storming off and leaving Naruto panting under the academy awning lusting for more!
TBC
C/A/N: Well, what do you think? Please review this chapter. The more you review the faster Geia and I can update new chapies for you all. So please!!!!