Nickels and Dimes

Nickels and Dimes

Summary: Life’s a bitch, especially when you’re the younger brother of a mafia lord.

Information:

Kyuubi: 21

Naruto: 17

Itachi: 24

Sasuke: 18

Chapter I


Welcome To My Town

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“Wake the fuck up you good for nothing waste of space!”

‘Brother’s voice. Angry voice. To tired to care. Night, night.’ Naruto was stretched out on his bed with a large black comforter pulled over his head. He heard his brother’s voice very cleary, which was a problem for him, so he turned around to face the opposite direction, hoping that his brother would just go away.

“Don’t turn your back on me!”

Kyuubi was furious. Why on earth did he have such a lazy, good for nothing brother? He grabbed the edges of his brother’s comforter and pulled them from underneath Naruto harshly. Naruto went flying at least four inches off the bed and landed head first on the floor.

“Damn it Kyuubi! What the hell was that for?”

Naruto rubbed the invisible lump on his head frantically.

“It was for being an idiot! You’re are so unbelievably stupid. I can’t imagine how someone could keep up a conversation with you,”

Naruto crossed his arms and stuck his tongue out like a child. He wasn’t stupid. It was early, too early to think, nonetheless get out of the bed. He yawned, and looked up at his brother who was dressed casually. He wore a tight black shirt, with blue ripped jeans. His dark red hair was naturally unruly but it gave him an edge and every girl on the face of the earth seemed to love it. For some odd reason his incisors were longer than everyone else’s.

“Would you stop staring at me and get your lazy ass off of the floor!”

You don’t annoy Kyuubi. Naruto was the only one who thought that it was funny to see how pissed off Kyuubi could get. You think he would have learned his lesson after getting pushed into speeding traffic the last time he pissed Kyuubi off. But of course three broken ribs and a sprained ankle wouldn’t stop Naruto from getting a good laugh.

Naruto went to grab onto his dresser to pull himself up when he noticed something strange. He had no dresser. His eyes started to scan his room. His carpet, gone. His lamp, gone. All the clothes in his closet, gone. His flat screen TV, gone. His stereo system, gone.

“We’ve been robbed!”

Kyuubi stood their with a dumbfounded expression on his face. Naruto jumped to his feet at once. He dove for his cell phone and once and started to dial 911. ‘Wait why would I call the police? My Brother’s in the freaking mafia,”

“Don’t just stand there, do something!”

“We weren’t robbed you imbecile, I got all our stuffed moved to the new house,”

“New house?”

“I told you we were moving to West Konoha three months ago!”

Naruto scratched his head as if he were in serious thought. He vaguely remembered the conversation him and his brother evidently had. The only thing he knew for certain was there was ramen there, shrimp flavored ramen to be exact.

“Oh yeah, I kind of remember,”

“That’s the last time I try to have a serious conversation with you over dinner…”

Naruto laughed but his brother was dead serious.

“So why are we moving to West Konoha anyway? Didn’t you tell me the Uchiha’s own that district, and in that case, all of Konoha?”

“That’s exactly why were moving. We’re taking over,”

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“Sasuke,”

It was Itachi. Sasuke laid still on his bed staring solemnly at the white ceiling. He couldn’t help but to think how unimaginably boring his life was currently. Being the younger brother of a mafia leader wasn’t a boring life at all. You got girls, money and basically anything else that you wanted. But Sasuke wasn’t interested in that.
He enjoyed the kill and all the satisfactions that came with it. Itachi didn’t have a problem with letting his brother kill for the benefit of the mafia. He said it built character. Sasuke knew that was a bunch a bull but he didn’t let it bother him as long as he got to do it. But lately, there hadn’t been in problems, meaning that there was no need to kill anyone.

“Sasuke,”

He let out a long sigh. He got up from his bed and slowly walked to the kitchen where Itachi sat typing away on his laptop.

“What were you doing?”

Itachi didn’t look up from his laptop once.

“Sitting,”

“I called you twice,”

“Hn,”

Out of nowhere Itachi’s hand went flying up from the laptop and gripped Sasuke’s neck. His eyes showed no emotion as his squeezed Sasuke’s neck in his hand. Sasuke grabbed at his brother’s hand but his grip was to tight to make him release. Only when Sasuke’s eyes started to roll into the back of his head did Itachi let go. Sasuke fell to the floor gasping for air and coughing out.

“Your bad attitude poisons the air. I don’t know what world your living in but you better come back to the real world quick,”

Sasuke stared at his brother from the floor. His eyes showed no hate. He knew very well that he was out of line for making his brother wait and he thought that he deserved what he got, or well, it didn’t really bother him.

“Get up; we have business to discuss,”

Itachi hadn’t talked “business” with Sasuke in quite some time. A faint smirk touched Sasuke’s lips. This is what he had been waiting for. He got up from the ground immediately and stood before Itachi with perfect posture.

“Sources revealed to me that the Uzumaki mob or whatever those disgraceful savages call themselves are moving into to the western territory. As you may already know the leader of the mob has a younger brother, Naruto Uzumaki, who will be attending your school. Investigate, restrain, humiliate, and destroy, this is your mission. Do you understand?”

“Entirely,”

Sasuke turned away from his brother and proceeded to his room. His hands were unsteady with anticipation. He hadn’t had a good kill in months. He hoped that this Uzumaki kid could entertain him, but if he couldn’t well it wouldn’t be the worst thing. It would only mean that he would have to die sooner.

After fully dressed for school, nothing fancy, blue jacket and denim jeans, he headed to the kitchen to locate his keys sitting on the counter.

Itachi through Sasuke a different pair of keys.

“Take the Crossfire, the transmission on your Armada is messed up,”

“Thanks,"

"Sasuke was just about to head out the door before Itachi stopped him.

“Oh, and Sasuke”

“Yeah?”

“If you scratch my car I will kill you,”

“Hn,”

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Naruto gazed at his new school. It wasn’t anything to special. Okay, maybe it was. It was the hugest school Naruto had ever laid eyes on. It had a swimming pool, both outdoor and indoor, five gyms, fourteen fields, and a gate, a freaking gate! This beat any public school he had ever gone to in his entire life, and he had attending thirteen schools. You move around a lot when you’re in the mafia.

“That bastard Itachi, bet he pays the teacher to keep Sasuke at the top of his class,”

“Do you know him or something, because you haven’t stopped bitching about him since we got here,”

“Get out of my car!”

Naruto laughed as he was literally shoved out of his brother’s Escalade.

“I’m sending Kiba, Shikamaru, and Neji here tomorrow to protect you, so try to not get your ass kicked today,”

Before Naruto could protest Kyuubi sped off. Naruto huffed. He could take care of himself. He didn’t need those guys, but he guessed it would be nice to have someone to he knew at the school. He walked entered the massive school doors and made his way to the front desk. There was no one at the desk so he made he way to the principles off, which looked more like a classroom then an office. He pounded on the door obnoxiously until a tall blonde chick with a huge rack opened the door.

“Hey grandma, the chick at the front desk ain’t there so what should I do?”

The blonde haired woman looked rather annoyed. Naruto just stood there like the idiot he was waiting for the “blonde haired chick” to tell him where his first class was.

“First of all boy, my name isn’t ‘grandma’. Second of all ‘ain’t’ is not a word. You must be Kyuubi’s brother, Naruto is it? You two don’t look anything alike. Well, your schedule isn’t ready yet but your first class is down the hall and to the left. It’s about to start so hurry up,”

“Wait how do you know my brother?”

“I taught him when he was in high school,”

“Oh well thanks grandma!”

Naruto heard the blonde woman scream after him but her voice was blocked by his own laughter. He would totally hit that if she were younger. Well shit, he would totally hit that. He laughed his way all the way down to the first classroom on the left. He could hear voices from outside the classroom so he guessed he had the right place. As soon as he entered everyone got quite. Everyone was staring at him like they never seen a blond haired, blue eyed teenager before.

Naruto studied the classroom and the first thing he saw was a group of people surrounded a pale boy with black hair. Naruto began to chuckle again. It looked like the guy’s head had been attacked by deformed ravens.

Sasuke looked down at the blond haired kid. ’He looks like an idiot’. Sasuke sighed. Just when he thought that this guy was going to be fun to kill his hopes were dashed.

“Is that him?” Sai asked, following Sasuke’s eyes to the blond haired boy.

“Yeah, that’s him,”

“He’s hot, I’m going to love tearing that boy from the inside out,” Gaara added.

“I don’t care what you do with him, but I’m the one who gets to kill him,”

“Deal”

“Hey you, up there with all those people around you. You’re Sasuke right?”

Sasuke looked down at the blonde who was obviously talking to him. Naruto felt as if he was being talked about, which wasn’t a wrong impulse.

“Yeah, so what if I am?” Sasuke began to become interested in this boy. Maybe it was just his stupidity which was so drawing, it was to hard to tell.

“Why don’t you come down here so I can kick your ass!”

` Naruto had to be the dumbest person on the entire planet. Who picks a fight with a random stranger on the first day? Naruto blue eyes burned with energy. He was going to prove to his brother that he could handle himself right there and then.

“I think he’s calling you out Sasuke,” Kabuto stated.

“Damn right I am,” Naruto was pumped and ready to go.

Sasuke brushed passed his gang off friends that surrounded him and made his way down the stairs to meet Naruto. Naruto watched him as he slowly walked towards him. He tapped his foot impatiently. ‘This isn’t Baywatch bitch walk faster!’ Naruto thought.

Sasuke finally reached Naruto and at first all they did was stair at each other. Naruto admitted that the pale faced bastard was kind of attractive up close. Okay, so he was the hottest boy he had ever laid eyes on. His jacket hung off him loosely and stuck to his body perfectly. His eyes, though dark, were so alluring. His presence just screamed take me.

Sasuke smiled inwardly. The blonde idiot wasn’t that bad looking either. His eyes were the most attractive part about him. They were as captivating as the ocean. He dressed in baggy clothes, an orange jersey and black sweats, but Sasuke thought that it fit his personality, even though he had never met Naruto a day in his life. He wanted this boy, and Sasuke always got what he wanted.

The bell rang signaling the being of first period. Everyone rushed to get to their seats, everyone except for Naruto and Sasuke. A pink haired girl ran passed them both, running into the row of desk directly besides Sasuke. By complete accident she knocks Sasuke off of his feet and into Naruto. Sasuke slammed into Naruto, making him fall on the floor with Sasuke on top of him. Their awkward positioning wasn’t the best part though. The two boy’s lips were smashed together.

Sasuke didn’t mind the position and all He pressed his lips onto Naruto’s begging for interest into his hot mouth. Naruto on the other hand was flailing his arms frantically as he tried to pushed the dark haired boy off of him. He could feel Sasuke’s erection pressing onto his leg. He let out a cry for help which in Sasuke ears was a moan of pleasure. The teacher walked in and saw the two boys playing tonsil hockey on his floor, but he didn’t seem to surprised by it. He cleared his throat loudly.
Naruto immediately looked up and saw the white haired man and opened his mouth to explain but Sasuke’s tongue went rushing into the warm abyss. Naruto gasped and was starting to feel quite hot inside.

“Alright that’s enough Sasuke. At least let the poor boy breath,” The white haired teacher advised. Not that he wasn’t enjoying the display of teenage hormones he did need to start class soon.

Sasuke nodded and pulled his lips away from Naruto’s. Naruto instantly started gasping for air and rolled over to his side. He crawled as far away from Sasuke as he could get before he started to rant.

“You rapist! You pedophile! What the fuck was that? I’m a dude, a dude for crying out loud! Your going pay bastard!”

Naruto was spazzing like no other.

“Aw is the virgin mad that I stole his first kiss. Don’t worry they’ll be plenty more where that came from,”

Sasuke licked his lips seductively. Naruto’s face turned bright red. He had no desire to stay at that school anymore. He had no desire to that guy ever. He sprinted out of the classroom as fast as he could. Sasuke laughed something Sasuke never did. He couldn’t wait to see for the next time he would be reunited with the blond.

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A/N:

Hey guys,

this is the first chapter to my first story, I hope everybody likes it. Yeah this might remind everyone of the first episode of the first season lolz, but I think I like my version better. Well,

Byez :)