Christmas Songs

Christmas Songs

By Mija


Disclaimer- I do NOT own Naruto or its characters, nor do I make any profit from writing this or any other fic. Thank you. One Shot.


Christmas Songs


~“Urgh!” Iruka growled as he walked threw his front door and kicked his sandals off harshly, a thud against the wall, the only witness to his ire.

~Iruka plopped down on his couch and sighed deeply, trying hard to calm his anger. It was Christmas, truthfully one of Iruka’s favorite times of year. But seriously, sometimes you could only take so much of something before you blew a gasket.

~At first it was sweet, cute and so festive. The town had went all out on decorations this year. It seemed like they decorated things more intensely than the year before, as if trying to outdo themselves from previous years. Again as Iruka had seen the town come alive with decorations and other Christmas festivities, Iruka has smiled and basked in that special feeling one seemed to get around this part of the year.

~But as the days progressed and Iruka had went about his days, he started to notice that EVERYWHERE he went things were either decorated in red, green, silver or gold. Mostly red. And if that wasn’t enough, every shop he entered they were playing some Christmas song or another. EVERY SHOP.

~As If that wasn’t enough, the academy had started to play the Christmas songs as well during breaks, to keep the kids in the Christmas spirit. And all day long the kids were either singing or humming one festive tune or another. Again at first it was cute, it was sweet and Iruka had adored it. But again enough was freaking enough.

~Everywhere he went Christmas song were being pumped out as if to remind everyone it was that time of the year again, as if the garish decoration around every corner and in every window wasn’t reminder enough. Even Iruka’s favorite blue’s station was playing nothing but Christmas songs sung by his favorite blues singers. It was driving him nuts.

~Seriously, Iruka love Christmas, he did, but as the years progressed, it seemed like the town was less festive and more about outdoing the competition. They didn’t decorate to show their Christmas spirit, they were just trying to draw you into their stores and sell you as many things as possible. And the songs. God every tape, C.D and musical device were all Christmas themed, you couldn’t pass by a radio, a television, or doorbell that didn’t have some Christmas song blaring from it. Seriously it was getting on Iruka’s last nerve. One could only take so much of listening to the same tunes over and over again till he was sure every single word had been branded into his brain. He even caught himself humming one of the revolting songs while brushing his teeth or making his morning coffee. He hadn’t meant to, it was like his vocal cords and his brain had just decided to do it with his permission.

~Iruka had just relaxed a bit and was getting his temper under control when his front door opened and in walked his lover. Just the sight of him made Iruka smile. Oh how he loved Kakashi with all his heart and soul. The man was sexy and hot and the mask added just the right amount of mystery to make you just want to jump his bones. And his voice, oh God his voice always sent delicious chills down his spine where it pooled into his abdomen.

~It wasn’t until Kakashi was taking off his own sandals that Iruka heard something that totally shattered his new found relaxed state. Kakashi was humming, and singing. Kakashi didn’t hum, he didn’t sing. So doing it now was not only a shock but the fact that he was singing and humming ’Jingle Bells’ made Iruka loose it.

~One moment Kakashi had been taking off his sandals when the next thing he heard was an angry growl before he felt the intent to kill hit him, just before his loveable academy sensei tackled him to the floor and sat upon his chest as he tried to shove a pillow in his face.

~“Iruka love? Is there something wrong?” Kakashi asked casually, as he held his enraged lover at bay, keeping him from smothering him with the couch’s throw pillow.

~”I’ll kill you!” Iruka growled as he struggled feebly to try and smother his lover to death.

~”I take it that Christmas songs wont be allowed in the house from this point on hmm? Funny, last year you made it all the way to Christmas Eve, before you blew a gasket about Christmas Carols.” Kakashi mused as he tried to stifle a chuckle at the way his lover looked, the way his chakra flared with the need to kill.

~This happened every year. His Iruka was the most caring and wonderful person you could ever want to know, and he loved Christmas with a passion. But he had learned long ago that even his sweet little academy sensei could only take so much of the so called Christmas Spirit before it got to him and he went postal. It usually started with Christmas songs. Kakashi couldn’t blame him really, they were playing that stuff so much that even he found himself singing and humming to them, when he for one HATED Christmas songs. He thought they were to sappy and just stupid on occasion. Like that one song. ’Grandma got run over by a reindeer’? What the heck kind of song was that for kids to listen to on Christmas?!

A/N-Ok I seriously need to work on my writing. But this was supposed to be the start of my 12 Days of Christmas challenge but I cant seem to write consistently so I decided to just write drabbles when I can till Christmas, not 12 but a few. Seriously I usually love Christmas songs, in moderation, but when my favorite radio stations start playing them 24/7 I get so burned out and frustrated that I actually growl and pout every time I hear Christmas songs.