Merry Christmas, Baby

A/N: it's me, dear friends, back with a little holiday love. this fic is for everyone, but especially my dear Rasengan22.

Merry Christmas!!!

Warnings: nonsense (but not the funny kind) and a cross-dressing striptease

Songfic: songs featured are Elvis' "Merry Christmas Baby" and "Santa Claus is Back in Town." you don't have to listen to them to get the story, but if you do, i tried to sync the story up with the songs to make it cooler, or something. *shrugs*

enjoy!


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Merry Christmas, Baby
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Naruto trudged down the snow-laden and lamp lit sidewalk with a black and pink bag bumping into his leg with every step. He couldn’t believe that just yesterday, he’d been in that store and bought that thing for his lover. But Sakura and Ino were some convincing bitches when they wanted to be, with their sly innuendo and clever ways of confusing him to the point where he didn’t know ass from vagina. Damn, it was hard being bi.

Then again, there wasn’t much that could get him to break up with his current lover. No ass, cock, vagina, or pair of breasts could sway him from that prickly son of a bitch. There was just something about Uchiha Sasuke that screamed, “Nothing this good will ever come your way again!”

The bag banged into his leg again.

Then again, if he gave Sasuke the thing that was in the bag, he’d probably find himself dumped pretty damn quickly. Of course, they’d been going out for years, but Sasuke still threatened to leave him every now and again when he thought Naruto was being an unbearable idiot. Like buying something like the thing in the bag as a sort-of Christmas gift.

It was their sixth Christmas together. And while they didn’t live together and still called what they did ‘dating,’ it was easy enough to tell that they were in love. Hell, they’d even said it to each other. But they both knew that things didn’t always end happily, and so even they kept just a bit of distance. Though, it wasn’t that Naruto wanted that distance there; Sasuke was the one that made sure it didn’t diminish. But Naruto, after six years of the wall, finally wanted it to come crumbling down and experience the full joys of a love without restraint that he kept hearing about.

That was why, inside the black and pink bag, just so he could hide it from Sasuke and potential holiday muggers, there was a smaller, black and gold bag with a small black box in it.

So maybe he should just turn around and return the thing in the bigger bag. It was a shame, though. Sasuke would look really fuckable in it. Though, to be fair, Sasuke looked fuckable in just about anything – a three-piece suit, t-shirt and nothing else, nothing, anything…

Naruto had to shake his head to rid it of the thoughts that were making his pants too tight to walk in, and not being able to walk properly on a snow and ice covered sidewalk was not a good thing. At least, that was what people told him.

Naruto finally reached Sasuke’s townhouse, where he’d been invited to spend the Christmas holiday. Of course, that was only a formality since he tended to spend the night at Sasuke’s any other night, fucking like monkeys. Rabbits? Some animal or another, he was sure, because it was so. Fucking. Unbelievable.

Tugging the spare key to Sasuke’s place from his full coat pocket, Naruto smiled in anticipation for what lay ahead tonight. So it was five-thirty in the morning and he’d have to wait until later for a little fun, but he wanted to give Sasuke his present now – and so what if it wasn’t Christmas yet? Christmas Eve was close enough – before he went to work.

A scowl marred his face as he threw his spare key on the table in the corridor next to the stairs. Who the fuck said it was okay to schedule him to work on Christmas Eve anyway? If he ever found out the bastard who told his boss he was single, not getting any on Christmas, and had no plans, he was going to wring his neck before cutting off his dick. Then they’d see who was single and not getting any.

He put his money on Sai, and he couldn’t wait until he saw the fucking bastard.

Soft Christmas music greeted him as he walked up the stairs to the living room. The stereo cast an orange glow across the living room, and Sasuke’s dog lifted his head off the couch to stare at Naruto, probably debating whether or not he should attack.

“Hey, mutt,” Naruto greeted quietly. The large dog made a huffing sound and slipped its head back down to the couch, granting Naruto access to the rest of the house. “Mighty kind of you,” he muttered as he moved to the bedroom.

The door was cracked open just a bit – Sasuke’s way of inviting the dog in should the mutt be so inclined – and Naruto gazed at his lover in the soft glow of the early morning moon. Pale skin was radiant against the navy blue sheets, just as silky in Naruto’s memory as the four hundred thread count satin. Spiky but soft black hair was almost lost against the pillows, just a shade darker in the shadows of the bed. Both arms were up by his head, and deep, even breaths escaped from slightly open and very kissable lips.

There was a spicy scent to the air that made Naruto inhale deeply, filling his lungs with the cinnamon and clove fragrance that Sasuke loved. Naruto loved it now, too. It almost scared him sometimes, the way he was so attached to Sasuke, like he had never loved or will never love like this again, in this life or the next. But it was also exhilarating and exciting, knowing that he had someone waiting for him at the end of the day, who just wanted to spend time with him and then have fabulous sex. Not the kinky kind of fabulous sex, but the mind-blowing, emotional kind, because despite Sasuke’s vehement denial, the man was an amazingly emotional and passionate person.

The soft sounds of music finally reached him in Sasuke’s room as well, and he shook his head toward the stereo. Sasuke could very well sleep without music; he just preferred to fall asleep with the nearly silent tones filling his ears. Naruto set the black bag next to Sasuke’s dresser, quickly snatching the little black box from inside the bag, and turned the music to something other than the classical instrumentals that were coming from the speakers. Even at this low level, his teme probably wouldn’t like to be awoken by the “Fanfare for the Common Man” or something.

“Naruto?” came a sleepy whisper from the bed.

Smiling slightly, Naruto walked to the bed and placed his knee next to Sasuke’s legs, bending down to lightly kiss his lover. “Merry Christmas Eve,” he whispered.

There was a slight smile on Sasuke’s face as he tried to return the greeting before Naruto swooped in for another gentle kiss. Pale arms snaked up and around his neck, trying to pull him down onto the paradise that was Sasuke’s body, quickly turning the kiss into something naughty. Naruto’s tongue was pulled from his mouth into Sasuke’s, the dark-haired man sucking on it like he wanted to swallow it. A satin-covered hardness was pushed up into his thigh, and Naruto groaned at the thought that he wouldn’t be able to enjoy that wonderfully enticing invitation.

Pulling away from his lover with much effort, Naruto kissed the man’s forehead and sighed. “Not this morning, teme. I have to head to the store for the early shipment. Sometimes it’s a curse to be this amazingly built.” He flexed his impressive biceps for emphasis, gaining a small and still sleepy laugh from Sasuke. Smiling, he dipped down for one more kiss. “I came to give you your present early. Um, it’ll be on your nightstand when you wake up later.”

“Okay, Naru.” Yep, Sasuke was definitely still asleep to call him that. He was in his, what Naruto called, bedtime teddy bear mode. Naruto was sure if he’d been in the bed with the man, he’d have his arms full of snuggly Uchiha. He chuckled under his breath as the Uchiha disappeared beneath the covers, and he bent over to kiss the top of his head.

“Goodbye, Sasuke. I’ll see you tonight.” He placed the box on the nightstand and left the apartment.

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Sasuke blinked his eyes as the sun filtered in through his window. He felt warm and much too content to think about leaving the bed. The only thing missing was his dobe, and then the morning would be perfect.

Wait, hadn’t Naruto been there?

“Not this morning, teme. I have to head to the store for the early shipment. Sometimes it’s a curse to be this amazingly built.”

Sasuke sat up in bed. Naruto had been there, and then he’d left. Sasuke felt a wave of sadness envelop him, threatening to make him do a very un-Uchiha thing, like pout. He hated that he couldn’t wake up next to Naruto every morning. Sometimes it was the dobe’s job that kept them apart, like this morning, but other times it was because of him.

Sasuke sighed. Yes, he was keeping some kind of distance, a sense of ‘separateness’ so they wouldn’t end up hating each other or something, but it always ended up with him so fucking lonely that it hurt. And he knew that it was hurting Naruto even more, that the blonde would be more than eager to make their six-year-old ‘dating’ a real relationship, commitment and all.

Not that they needed something as trivial as confirmation of where they stood. They both loved each other – God, how he loved that man! – and nothing was going to convince them otherwise. But even Sasuke realized it would be more than nice to be like a real, in-love kind of couple. And he’d have to make the first step to get to that point, after all the distance bullshit he’d pulled on Naruto over the years.

Sasuke saw a wet snout stick itself between the crack in his door, and he smiled. Whistling sharply, the giant Akita bounded over to him, hesitating slightly before jumping onto the bed and eagerly licking his master’s face. Sasuke allowed the display of affection for a few minutes before forcing the dog away and planting his feet on the floor.

He stretched and yawned, almost wishing he didn’t have to get the place ready for his and Naruto’s date tonight, just wanting to sink back into his warm nest. Turning his eyes to the bedside table to look at the clock, they widened when they took in a small black box instead.

“I came to give you your present early. Um, it’ll be on your nightstand when you wake up later.”

Reaching slowly for the box, Sasuke inhaled sharply when his fingers grazed the soft velvet. There could only be one thing in the box, as small as it was, and just the thought of it made Sasuke’s heart beat faster. This was the most unromantic way of getting what he’d always wanted; Naruto wasn’t even there, for fuck’s sake! But just the thought that his dobe bought it, and gave it to him, was enough to curb the irritation welling up within him.

Brushing his fingers over the velvet once more, Sasuke flipped the top open and gasped at the ring inside. It was a wide, white gold band with a diamond-shaped diamond in the middle, and that was it. Simple, to his tastes, and he was so touched that Naruto refrained from going all out on it.

He slipped it on his left ring finger, holding his hand out to appreciate the contrast between the ring and his pale skin. Not that there was much of one, but at least it wasn’t garish against his skin like yellow gold would be. The only garish yellow gold he’d allow near his person was Naruto’s beautiful blonde hair and golden, sun-kissed skin.

Sasuke allowed a small, excited smile to grace his face, just barely keeping from laughing gleefully. It looked like Naruto had made the first step in moving their stagnant relationship forward. But Sasuke wasn’t exactly happy with that thought, because he didn’t want to do nothing to further it, didn’t want everything to fall on Naruto’s shoulders. He thought for a moment on what he could offer Naruto in exchange, and a huge thought started forming in his head. A slight frown on his face, Sasuke decided to let it float to the back of his mind for now.

Getting up and moving to his dresser, Sasuke paused in reaching for some new underwear when he saw a black and pink bag on the floor next to the door. He bent over to pick it up and removed the tissue paper to look inside. His face immediately turned an unhealthy shade of red, the blush running down his neck and over his collarbone.

What in the hell was Naruto thinking buying this… this thing? Did he honestly think Sasuke would agree to something so… so…?

Sasuke felt like balling the bag up, present and all, and throwing it in the fireplace to burn with the logs. How could that fucking dobe even consider…?

But the more Sasuke thought about it, the more the anger turned to curiosity. He imagined what he’d look like, what he was supposed to do, and what Naruto’s reaction would be, and his blush returned full force thinking about his dobe pounding him into the mattress as a result.

Glancing at the bag once again, Sasuke decided not the throw it away, but he didn’t think anything would come of him keeping it either. He set it on his dresser and continued on to the bathroom for his shower, and for some reason, he was thinking it needed to be a cold one.

~*~

Naruto hurriedly stuck the key in the lock, cursing when it jammed for a second before turning. How could he have been so stupid to leave that thing sitting right where the Uchiha would find it? It was right in the fucking doorway!

Naruto raced up the stairs, disregarding the eating Akita in the kitchen; the dog just looked up for a second, and then returned to his food. Naruto barreled his way into Sasuke’s bedroom, stopping in his tracks when he took in the dim lighting and the Uchiha on the bed.

His drop dead sexy Sasuke had been replaced by a drop dead sexy Sasuke wearing the thing he’d bought yesterday, leaning back on his elbows, legs crossed in front of him. Those to-die-for legs were covered with red fishnet stockings, with sexy black pumps on his feet. A red velvet Mrs. Claus coat ran from his thighs up to his neck, the long sleeves covering the pale arms. The traditional Santa hat sat atop his head, and Sasuke’s coal black eyes gazed lustfully at him.

“Welcome home, Naruto,” Sasuke purred at him.

Naruto had to swallow a few times before his voice would work, and all that he could get out was a bewildered, “Sasuke?”

“Sit, Naruto,” Sasuke commanded huskily, pointing a pump at a chair set up near the bed. “I’m going to give you your Christmas present now.”

Naruto didn’t know what to make of this Sasuke, but he wasn’t going to argue. Just seeing the man dressed like that had made his cock so hard it hurt. Dropping his coat where he stood, Naruto walked over to the chair and sat down, his blue eyes tracking Sasuke’s every move.

The Uchiha uncrossed his legs slowly, giving Naruto a tantalizing view of his own personal heaven, and gracefully pivoted off the bed. And with more adroitness than Naruto would have given any man credit for, seductively walked in those heels to the stereo, his hips swaying saucily with every step. He pressed the play button, and soft strands of jazz fell out of the speakers and wrapped around them.

As the bass and piano intertwined, Sasuke walked up to Naruto, his hips still swaying seductively. He reached out his right hand and placed it on Naruto’s cheek, moving it under his jaw and over his other cheek as the Uchiha moved behind him.

Merry, merry Christmas, baby
You sure did treat me nice

Sasuke nibbled on his ear before moving his warm lips down to his neck, his arms wrapping around his chest and wandering aimlessly.

I said Merry Christmas, baby
You sure did treat me nice

Sasuke’s arms moved, and then he was in front of Naruto again, his left hand out, wrist down, showing Naruto his fingers.

Gave me a diamond ring for Christmas

Sasuke moved his left hand to his mouth, running the fingers down his lips and over his chest.

Now I’m living in paradise

Naruto’s mouth watered as his eyes followed that hand down Sasuke’s chest, his pants even tighter than they’d been when he’d first seen the raven-haired man in the bed.

Well, I’m feeling mighty fine
Got good music on my radio

Sasuke toed his pumps off, kicking them lightly in Naruto’s direction, before advancing on the blonde once again, reaching up to take off his hat.

Well, I’m feeling mighty fine
Got good music on my radio

Sasuke placed the hat on top of Naruto’s head, threading his fingers through the blonde locks at the nape of his neck and drawing him into a heated kiss.

Well, I want to kiss you, baby
While you’re standing ‘neath the mistletoe

Sasuke broke the kiss, prompting a whine from Naruto, and he backed away to stand just out of Naruto’s reach. His hands reached for the belt buckle around his waist, pulling it slowly out of the buckle and off the tine. Before he slipped it all the way out of the buckle, he pushed it back in, and pulled it out again, repeating the process, imitating the way Naruto’s cock would thrust in and out Sasuke’s ass.

Naruto groaned at the sight, wanting badly to just end Sasuke’s little show and fuck him, and then groaned again as Sasuke winked at him and turned around, the coat slipping off his delicate shoulders and down his back, bunching up at the slight swell of his gorgeous ass. Then Sasuke looked at him over his shoulder as his arms parted, the belt finally pulled apart, and the coat slipped down his legs, revealing that tantalizing and red lace covered star of Naruto’s every fantasy. Sasuke winked at him again.

I said Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas, baby
You sure did treat me nice

Sasuke turned around and palmed his rock hard cock through the red lace panties, his black eyes glittering in desire as he looked at Naruto.

I said Merry, merry Christmas, baby
You sure did treat me nice

Sasuke’s breathing sped up, his mouth slightly open as his hand moved faster over his dick. Naruto could only imagine the wonderful friction the panties provided, and he had to prevent his own hand from moving to his groin.

Gave me a diamond ring for Christmas
Now I’m living in paradise

Naruto blinked as the diamond in the ring on Sasuke’s left hand caught the light, highlighting the up and down motion it made as Sasuke pleasured himself for Naruto. Then the thought finally hit him that Sasuke was using the hand with Naruto’s ring on it, Naruto’s stamp of ownership, to pump his gorgeous cock, and he snapped.

He was out of the chair in a heartbeat, the Santa hat falling to the floor as he slammed into Sasuke, pushing the man back into his dresser and claiming that panting mouth in a kiss that told Sasuke that he was Naruto’s, and that Naruto very much appreciated the show. His hands moved from Sasuke’s bare chest to his hips and around to his ass, lifting up so the Uchiha could wrap his legs around his waist.

As Sasuke pushed his hips into Naruto’s, panting and begging Naruto to fuck him, the blonde rushed them to the bed, tossing Sasuke down before ridding himself of his shirt, heedless of where it and its buttons landed. Sasuke scrambled to meet him as he leaned over, their lips connecting desperately as Sasuke’s hands fumbled at his pants. Then he stepped back to lower his pants, Sasuke groaning as his dick was released from its confines, eager to meet anything of Sasuke’s.

Well, I want to kiss you, baby
Underneath your mistletoe

Sasuke leaned forward and kissed his balls, following the action with some lip play on his engorged length, the music fading in the background, to be replaced by Naruto’s strained, “Fuck, Sasuke!”

As the next song on the CD started, Naruto pushed Sasuke back on the bed, crawling up his body, dipping every now and again to adorn the pale skin with a worshipping kiss to the beat. Sasuke was panting in need, repeating Naruto’s name over and over almost silently.

Well, it’s Christmas time, pretty baby
And the snow is falling down

Naruto moved back down his body, mouthing the burning cock through the lacey underwear.

Well, you be a real good little girl
Santa Claus is back in town

Sasuke’s hands were like claws in his hair as he sucked the man’s cock, adding his saliva to the already wet shaft. Sasuke’s legs spread wider and wider, the pressure against the back of his head becoming greater as Sasuke closed in on his orgasm.

Naruto forcefully tore his mouth away from Sasuke, avoiding the grabbing hands and ignoring the needy whimpers. Looking down at his lover, Naruto felt a possessive growl build in the back of his throat.

Sasuke was laid out underneath him, in nothing but the red lace panties and fishnet stockings, his legs splayed wide, and his handsome face and hot body flushed in passion. Suddenly filled with a desperate need to be inside his lover, Naruto let the growl loose into the air and ripped the panties from Sasuke’s body, sending the flimsy garment over his shoulder to land amongst the rest of the evening’s discard pile.

Naruto licked two fingers and moved them to Sasuke’s ass, moaning almost in pain as they slipped in unhindered, Sasuke’s passage already well lubed and stretched.

“Oh, baby,” he breathed, putting an awful lot of emotion in the nickname, “You are so about to be fucked.”

“Give it to me, Naruto,” Sasuke answered, his hands running down his chest to wrap around both his and Naruto’s cocks. Naruto’s eyes rolled back in his head before he leaned over, claiming Sasuke’s lips in a kiss as he slipped the man’s legs onto his shoulders and thrust deep into the Uchiha’s body, making them both cry out in bliss.

Hang up your pretty stockings
Turn out the light
Santa Claus is coming
Down your chimney tonight

Naruto started a rhythm in time to the jazz beat of the music, pulling Sasuke’s hips into his forcefully with each drumbeat. The Uchiha was crying out with each thrust, his fingernails digging into Naruto’s neck and back, leaving bloody crescent marks in their wake.

Naruto’s cock was gripped in a tight heaven that he had enjoyed almost every night for the past six years. No man or woman before the Uchiha had ever connected with him so perfectly, physically and emotionally. Tonight was Naruto’s promise to Sasuke that no man or woman ever would, or get the chance to.

Everything was forgotten, every sound drowned out by their pants and cries, and it was just him and Sasuke and this moment, his cock driving into his lover, the stocking-clad legs wrapping tighter and tighter around his neck, sweat mingling with other bodily fluids and collecting in the dips and valleys of perfectly sculpted muscles.

“Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke,” Naruto chanted with each thrust.

“Oh, God, Naruto, I love you. I love you. I love you. Nn, hah, N-Naruto!” Sasuke’s cry filled the room as his ass clenched down on Naruto’s dick, almost preventing him from slamming into him anymore. Still, Naruto prevailed against the sharp pleasure, driving in a few more times before he came as well, his cock throbbing with the force of his release.

He collapsed on top of Sasuke, their breaths calming in the afterglow, and a sad Christmas song played in the background. Sasuke’s hand came up to the back of his neck, and Naruto felt the bite of the cool metal of the ring. He reached his hand back to grab Sasuke’s and brought it around to his lips.

Blue eyes sought out black, keeping them locked as he placed a kiss on the diamond. “This is my promise, Sasuke. We will be together forever, if you’ll have me.”

Sasuke was silent a moment before he curled his fingers around Naruto’s own. “There has not been one day these past six years that I didn’t wish for this, Naruto. I was denied this kind of happiness through my own ignorance and selfishness, and right now it’s taking everything I have not to cry my eyes out.”

Naruto moved and gathered Sasuke in his arms, hissing as his cock slipped out of its cozy home. “Then cry, teme. I won’t think any less of you. I love you.”

“Merry Christmas, dobe,” Sasuke whispered, his voice thick with threatening tears.

They lay in silence for a time, just enjoying being in each other’s arms before Naruto kissed his forehead. “So where’s my present, teme?”

Sasuke scowled. “I think I just gave it to you. Why else would I entertain the idea of wearing that ridiculous outfit?”

“Now, now, you were so enjoying it, teme! Did the lace feel good against your hard cock?” Naruto teased. Sasuke hit him on the chest, without any real anger. “Besides, you know I would have gotten you into it at some point.”

“Hn,” Sasuke conceded defeat; oh yeah, Naruto could decipher Sasuke-speak. He grinned cheekily.

“So? My present?”

Sasuke didn’t speak or move, forcing Naruto’s smile to slip off his face. Then the Uchiha pulled away from Naruto’s arms, sitting up on the bed and facing the blonde. He grabbed Naruto’s hands and brought them to his lips.

“Naruto,” he whispered. “Move in with me.”

Somehow, those felt like the words he’d always been longing to hear; ‘I love you’ was one thing, but ‘Live with me’ meant the Uchiha wanted Naruto in every aspect of his life, every moment of it. It was huge, and after six years, about damn time.

“You know it, teme.”

Naruto was almost horrified to see tears slip down Sasuke’s pale cheeks, and he scrambled up to pull the man into a hug. Sasuke’s arms wrapped around his neck and squeezed tightly.

“I love you, Naruto.”

Naruto smiled into Sasuke’s hair. “Merry Christmas, baby.”


~owari~


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Merry Christmas, and thanks for reading!!!!

p.s. I'll be doing an "after christmas" special for Memories of the Future sidestories, if you're interested ^_~