Nightmare? Miracle

This pairing is pure and utter crack and it's also completely the fault of one of lexjamandme's journals. You see a plot bunny was nestled in one of the questions she answered regarding a list of Naruto characters in this journal. Said question was "What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?" On her list number 12 was Neji and number 8 was Minato, I could have resisted writing this with a helluva lot of effort if not for her answer which was, "Dude, I don't care what happens, I just want to be there when they tell Naruto." As soon as I read that the plot bunny up and bit me on the booty. So this fic is for lexjamandme.

WARNING: Two men + alcohol + mutual attraction = hot sweaty man sex aka YAOI! You have been warned if this is not your cup of tea then don't drink the bloody tea. No flaming the pairing!

Disclaimer: Kishimoto keeps killing characters off (R.I.P. Itachi, Jiraiya, and Asuma) not bringing them back to life to knock them up. It's rather safe to say I don't own Naruto nor any characters thereof. I write this for both lexjamandme and my own perverted amusement.

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Nightmare miracle, that's how Kakashi described it and really there is no other way to describe Namikaze Minato's resurrection and Akatsuki's subsequent destruction and it was all the fault of one Uchiha Sasuke.

One month ago, just one short month, Team Kakashi had followed rumors of Sasuke to an abandoned Uchiha safehouse, where the five remaining members of Akatsuki had set up an ambush for Naruto. Kakashi, Sakura, Sai, and Yamato had been restrained and forced to watch as Naruto's soul had been ripped out of him little by little along with the Kyuubi. Just before the very last of the blond's spirit and Kyuubi were removed, Sasuke and his group had attacked and stopped the ceremony. However during their attack Sasuke had performed a jutsu that caused a backlash of massive energy that had torn a rift in the dimensions.

Shinigami himself had appeared and regurgitated Minato's soul into the earth and Kyuubi had reformed outside Naruto's lifeless body, intent on destroying everything in its path. Sasuke had taken control of the furball, forcing it back into the seal on Naruto along with the blond's soul. Then the Uchiha had used one of his former master's space-time jutsus to summon the Yondaime Hokage's preserved corpse and packed the earth that held the Namikaze's soul around the corpse before sending an electric current through the body, reanimating it. Shinigami had forced Minato's soul back into his body by turning the earth into flesh and merging it with the blond's body. As payment the death god took the Akatsuki members into hell with him.

Sasuke had freed the Konoha shinobi and, as Sakura had rushed over to Naruto to ensure he was alright, Minato had awoken, in a less than pleasant mood and demanded an explanation. After a few moments of shock Kakashi had managed to gather his wits enough to speak to his old sensei and give him a summary of everything that had happened since his death. Minato had looked from Naruto to Sasuke, slugged the Uchiha hard enough to break the brunette's jaw, and gone to crouch next to Sakura as Naruto had awoken.

When the group had returned to Konoha, Sasuke and the other members of the Taka team tied up and well guarded to keep them from running, Tsunade had fallen out of her chair in shock and the elder council members had nearly died of shock. Minato had wasted no time in breaking ass on the elder council, especially Danzo, for denying Naruto his birthright and their hand in the Uchiha massacre, the details of which he'd gotten from Sasuke.


Now, a month later, Sasuke was cleared of his crimes, due to a plea of temporary insanity and Naruto's skill with puppy eyes, Naruto was living with his father in a big ass mansion next to the Uchiha compound, and the elder council had been disbanded by order of Fire Country's damiyo to be replaced by a shinobi council comprised of the various clan heads.

Minato himself was still feeling his way into a relationship with Naruto. It was a bit disconcerting seeing his features staring back at him while words and emotions that were pure Kushina came from Naruto's mouth and blazed from his eyes but at least Minato could handle that. It was when Naruto would display behavior unique to him that Minato found himself at a loss. It most often happened after an encounter with Sasuke when Naruto would grow quiet and stare off into the distance. Since he'd only been in Naruto's life for a month Minato didn't feel as if he had the right to press Naruto to talk about what was bothering him. The former Hokage often found himself at a training ground rasenganing innocent logs and trees in a controlled fury because he'd lost 16 years of being a father, missed seeing his son grow up.

Today however, Naruto and the newly reformed Team Kakashi were out on their first mission since Sasuke's pardon and Minato was at loose ends with nothing to do. He wasn't Hokage anymore, though he was certain that Tsunade would jump at the chance to turn the position over to him had he expressed any interest in resuming the position, which he wasn't interested in, so he hadn't any paperwork or underlings to occupy his time.

The blond man passed by an old picture from just after Kakashi had passed the chunin exams and his lips quirked. There stood the young silver haired boy, glaring petulantly at another boy with rather large eyebrows and a hideous bowl-cut hairstyle that was sending a thumbs-up and a bright grin Kakashi's way. Off to the side Obito was holding his stomach and bent over laughing at Kakashi's sudden acquisition of a rival and Rin had a hand to her mouth trying to keep from laughing as well. Minato had been the one who'd taken the picture and he remembered that day with vivid clarity.

Kakashi had accepted his chunin vest and they'd been on their way to celebrate when the brows boy, as Obito had called him, had accosted the new chunin. Gai was his name and he'd proceeded to challenge Kakashi to a spar. Minato had suggested a less time consuming challenge of Ja-Ken-Po, prompting an eye roll from Kakashi.

The other boy had lost, paper to scissors, but then proceeded to yell out to the world that he would train and challenge Kakashi again and if he lost again he'd run 200 laps around Konoha. He then proclaimed Kakashi to be his eternal rival and made his pose before running off. Minato chuckled as he recalled that the boy had gone through on his promise of another challenge, followed by the 200 laps, and had continued to challenge Kakashi to something at least once a day. He wondered if that was still going on.

In the month he'd been back in the land of the living, except for that brief moment of breaking ass on the council, he hadn't sought out any of his old friends or comrades nor had he bothered to go out and mingle with the rest of humanity, he'd been too busy re-acclimating to being alive again and getting to know his son. He smiled at the photograph and decided that he'd hibernated enough and that it was time to see what had changed and what was the same in Konoha, he'd start by locating Gai.

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Minato followed the directions of a random chunin to training ground 14, where he saw an adult Gai shouting encouragement to what appeared to be three young adults. The kunoichi was facing off against what could have been a clone of Gai and off to the side a young man with long dark hair was going through several very familiar taijutsu katas, his back to the former Hokage. Minato studied the younger male for a moment, taking in the lean muscles, the deceptively gentle movements of the katas, and the inherent arrogance in the stance. 'If he's not a Hyuga I'll eat Kakashi's mask.' A smirk claimed the blond's lips when the young man turned and he caught sight of the silver eyes, confirming his assumption. Those eyes caught his and the one-time Hokage tilted his head in curiosity at the surprise that entered them.

Neji's entire system froze when he spotted the tall blond man clad in standard jonin wear minus the vest standing at the edge of the training ground. For one wild moment he thought it was Naruto but then he noted the maturity in the features and lack of whisker lines. No not Naruto but whoever this man was, he was obviously related to the Uzumaki. Neji eased out of his practice katas and stood waiting for the intruding blond to make his presence known to the others.

The Namikaze saw the brunette raise an eyebrow and chuckled with amusement before he stepped forward, purposefully making just enough noise to get Gai's attention. The jonin turned and his epic brows winged halfway up his forehead before he grinned widely, "Namikaze-san! It is wondrous to see you looking so marvelously youthful!"

Lee and TenTen paused in their spar and looked to see who Gai was talking to. Their jaws hit the ground when they caught sight of the blond man both thinking that if that was Naruto would look like eventually the Kyuubi vessel would have no problem getting nailed.

Minato smiled as he walked forward, "It's good to see you again Gai-san."

Gai's eyes crinkled happily, "May I ask what brings you to where I am helping my youthful warriors increase their springtime vigor?"

"I was out to see if I could find some old friends and find out if you still challenge Kakashi-kun daily."

Neji snorted softly and TenTen got the giggles as Gai took up the Good Guy pose, "Yes I do, it would not do to allow my Eternal Rival's flames of youth fade from lack of challenging opponents!"

Minato chuckled, "It truly is good to see that you are as...youthful as before if not more so Gai-san. Would you introduce me to your team?""

The Green Beast beamed, "Of course. Come my youthful warriors and meet the Yondaime, Namikaze Minato," he motioned the three teenagers close and put a hand on Lee's shoulder, "This is Rock Lee my ever youthful apprentice. He does not have the chakra capacity for ninjutsu but thanks to his determination he is well on his way to becoming the best taijutsu specialist in all of the shinobi nations."

The former Hokage smiled kindly, "It is a pleasure to meet you Lee. It's always good to see someone who refuses to give up no matter what."

Lee grinned and mimicked Gai's pose, "It's a great honor to meet you as well Namikaze-sama!"

Gai nudged TenTen forward, "This youthful kunoichi is TenTen, she is the village's best weapon's specialist and never misses her target."

Minato bowed and kissed the hand she'd offered to shake, much to her amusement and consternation, "Always pleased to make the acquaintance of a lovely and skilled kunoichi."

The girl shook her head, "You're pretty good at that, practice much?"

He grinned, "Every chance I get."

TenTen laughed and reclaimed her hand as Gai made a sweeping gesture at Neji, "This quietly youthful warrior is Hyuga Neji. He is the best user of Jyuken to come out of the Hyuga clan in generations and is a most excellent shinobi."

Minato had to stifle a chuckle when he caught Neji's 'kill me now' expression at Gai's description of him as quietly youthful. He offered his hand, "Hyuga-san."

Neji reached out and took the blond's hand and almost jumped at the strange frisson of energy that shot up his arm. Being used to remaining stoic in many different situations that would try even an Uchiha's patience however, Neji simply filed the odd reaction away for later and shook the Yondaime's hand, "Namikaze-sama."

Minato felt the odd energy too but he'd felt it before, albeit only with one or two people, so he recognized it as sexual chemistry. Rather than jump back awkwardly as some would do, he smoothly released Neji's hand and tilted his head in question, "Your features have a very familiar cast to them, are you directly related to Hyuga Hizashi?"

Neji nodded, "He was my father."

Minato's gaze sharpened, "Was?"

"He died when I was five."

The blond noticed the faint cast of pain in the silver eyes and decided not to press for information, "I'm sorry to hear that, he was a very good man as well as a good friend."

The brunette inclined his head, "Thank you. May I ask if you are related to Uzumaki Naruto?"

Minato chuckled, "Yes I am. He's my son."

Lee and TenTen's jaw hit the ground again as they shouted, "WHAT?!"

Neji blinked in surprise then a corner of his mouth quirked up slightly, "I see."

The blond caught the amusement in Neji's face and tone, "Really? What exactly do you see?"

"Where Naruto gets his impishness."

Minato laughed, "Well it's good to know he gets something other than his good looks from me."

Gai looked from Neji to Minato and make a lightening quick decision, "Namikaze-san you said you are out finding old friends?"

The blond nodded, "Yes."

"Perhaps Neji can escort you? I'm certain he would be more than pleased to assist you in your search."

Neji's mild glare was lost on Gai as Minato accepted the offer. Once out of sight and ear-shot of Gai and the other two, Minato turned to Neji, "If you'd rather train I can see myself around."

The brunette shook his head, "No, it's fine. I was nearly finished training for the day."

"Hmm then why were you so irritated?"

"I don't like being volunteered without being consulted."

"I can certainly understand that."

The Hyuga glanced at the blond, "So where do you want to start?"

Minato grinned, "Inuzuka Tsume."

Neji almost smiled at the way the blond's grin lit up his face and made him even more attractive. The brunette blinked. 'Did I just think of Naruto's father as attractive?' He took a closer look at the older blond and was slightly taken aback at how attractive he found the man. When Minato tilted his head curiously at the Hyuga, Neji snapped himself out of his thoughts, pushed his observation to the back of his mind where he'd already shoved the earlier jolt of energy, and proceeded to lead the man to the Inuzuka compound, completely missing the Namikaze's knowing chuckle and the the way the blond's gaze dropped momentarily to his butt.

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~several hours later~

Neji was watching Minato laugh and drink with the Ino-Shika-Cho trio. The vibrant blond was significantly behind the three other men in alcohol, not even buzzed while the trio was drunk off their asses, and Neji himself was still nursing his first drink. Minato chuckled as he saw Shikaku give Inochi a sloppy kiss on the cheek. The mind-mixer shoved the shadow-user away with a flaming blush and slurred, "I think ish time for ush to go home."

Minato nodded, "I'd have to agree on that."

Chouza, who was slightly less wasted due to his large body mass, helped his two friends up. Shikaku waved at Minato, "Nish to shee you 'gain 'Nato and Neshi learn to loshin up boy!"

The Namikaze chuckled and waved back as the trio stumbled out of the drinking establishment. He then turned his attention to Neji, taking in the bemused expression that had the Hyuga's features treading the line between cute and beautiful, "So you seem rather well acquainted with the village clan heads."

Neji shrugged, "I'm friends with their children. Hinata-sama is teammates with the Inuzuka and Aburame heirs and the others and I have all been on missions together before."

"And how do you know Naruto?"

The brunette smirked and took a sip of his drink, "The first chunin exam I entered, he and I both got to the final round. I was rather certain that I'd beat him, I was the previous year's top rookie and he was just the dobe of his class. I called him several unflattering names and claimed that I was fated to win as well as giving him the story of the Hyuga clan's caged bird seal to demonstrate that one can not fight fate," Neji chuckled, "He refused to listen and I underestimated him, multiple times, and in the end he kicked my ass."

Minato laughed, "I think I'd have liked to have seen that fight."

Neji 'hmm'ed in the back of his throat ignoring the small rush of desire the laugh sent through him, "I'm certain that if you ask Lady Tsunade she'd be willing to find the recording of the fight for you."


The blond nodded, "I think I'll do that. So did you get anything from the fight besides never to underestimate your opponent?"


"An incredible friend. Naruto is a rather unique person."

"Truer words were never spoken. He resembles his mother quite a lot in his personality, loud, fierce, boisterous, and a little wild but sometimes he gets rather quiet."

Neji frowned a bit, "Hn probably after seeing the Uchiha."

Minato looked sharply at the brunette. He had such trouble understanding Naruto and asking his son why the Uchiha so troubled him but the young man in front of him might be able to give him some insight into his son's mind.

"Yes usually. Do you know why?"

Neji downed the last of his sake and poured his second glass, "He and the Uchiha have always had a connection that runs deeper than most people's. Both of them grew up alone and lonely in a way that can't quite be understood by those who haven't lived through it. They started off as rivals but somewhere along the line...they became friends."

Minato nodded, "So what happened?"

Neji grit his teeth, "Uchiha defected. I don't know what he said to Naruto when they fought but I do know that he almost killed Naruto. I know that after he got out of the hospital, Naruto was like a man possessed training to get strong enough to bring Uchiha back or following the slightest lead hoping it would bring him to the Uchiha. I know that after three years of training with Jiraiya, when he met up with Uchiha again and the bastard tried to kill him again then ran away, Naruto just cried. Naruto doesn't just cry, he gets angry, he hits things, he even blames himself but he doesn't hit his knees and just cry."

The Namikaze had to stifle the desire to hunt the Uchiha down and break his jaw again, "Go on."

"Naruto is the strongest person I've ever known. He keeps fighting against impossible odds even if others say he should give up. He refuses to let the scorn and hatred of the village itself break him and even though most other people would shatter under the pressure he's lived with every day of his life. But Uchiha...," Neji sighed, "Whenever he's confronted with him he feels like a failure. To him Uchiha has always been a part of or the root of his failures."

Minato fell silent and took a sip of his own drink. He understood what was behind Naruto's silences now but he'd never be able to help his son with it. The only one who could do that was the Uchiha brat.

"Damn."

Neji looked over at the blond and raised an eyebrow, "Why haven't you asked Naruto about it?"

Minato examined his drink, "He's my son and I love him, simply because he is my son, but I don't know him the way a father does. I lost sixteen years of my son's life because of a homicidal furball and an evil exiled Uchiha fucknut. I'm still trying to form a relationship with him and I don't yet have the right to question him on his inner most thoughts," the blond chuckled, "I'll grill his friends as much as possible though."


The brunette smirked, "He definitely gets his impishness from you."

The former Hokage laughed and asked Neji about his part in the mission to retrieve Sasuke.

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~several drinks later~

Neji walked along behind Minato as they semi-staggered up the pathway to the Namikaze residence trying to de-fuzz his brain and figure out why he was currently following the fourth Hokage and staring at the truly excellent ass of said former Hokage. Well the staring at the ass was pretty much self explanatory, it was an excellent ass, most certainly in the top ten of best asses Neji had ever seen. The blond dropped something and bent over to pick it up, scratch that it was the best ass Neji had ever seen.

Minato glanced over his shoulder at the brunette behind him, caught the silver eyes pointed at his ass, and grinned. Many thought Naruto got his impulsiveness from his mother but they're only half right; Minato was just as, if not more, impulsive as his wife had been and when Neji had accidentally knocked an empty bottle over earlier in the evening and his hand had brushed the blond's thigh when picking it up, the underlying attraction that had been buzzing between them had flared up. The Namikaze, fueled by alcohol and celibacy had followed impulse and begun flirting with Neji. When the flirting had developed a physical edge, he'd followed another impulse and asked Neji to accompany him back to his home.

Neji, unused to the effects of alcohol and riding on deep attraction to the older man, had agreed and so here they were now. Neji trying to figure out what the hell he was doing and Minato enjoying the brunette's eyes on his body.

They reached the front door of the Namikaze household, Minato pulled out the keys and unlocked the door before turning to Neji, "Coming in?"

Neji stepped closer so that he was framed in the doorway with Minato and looked up at the blond, "What is it that you want from me?"

Minato smiled and bent to lay his lips over the brunette's. Neji's eyes widened and he gasped as the Namikaze licked at his lips. The older man took advantage of that and slipped his tongue into the Hyuga's mouth, blue eyes closing at the taste of mint and vanilla over-laid with the alcohol. Neji shivered as the blond's slick muscle stroked over his own tongue. The older man tasted of sage and the taste inflamed Neji's senses. He closed his eyes and a growl escaped his throat as he pushed the other man against the doorframe and took control of the kiss. He pushed Minato's tongue back so he could slid his own into the blond's mouth, trying to get more of the other's taste.

The older man grunted when his back hit the doorframe but ignored it in favor of tangling his tongue with Neji's. He gripped the brunette's hips then worked a hand under the other's tunic to stroke the silken skin underneath. Needing air, Neji broke the kiss to nibble on Minato's neck enjoying the feel of the older man's hand sliding up his side, the calluses formed by years of wielding kunai and shuriken scraping pleasantly. The brunette slid his own hands around the blond's waist and down to cup the ass he'd been eying earlier and ground his hips into Minato's as his cock began to harden.

The blond groaned and panted, "In-inside Neji."

Neji pulled kept his hands on Minato's ass and licked a line up his throat to suck at his pulse point as he turned and walked backward into the house, pulling the blond with him. He reached out one hand and slammed the door shut then pinned the Namikaze up against it as he pushed his leg between the other's thighs, rubbing it against the blond's groin. Minato hissed at the pleasurable friction and slid the hand that was up Neji's shirt over to the brunette's nipple, flicking over it then pinching lightly. The Hyuga growled and attacked the older man's neck with fervor, sucking hard and biting lightly as his hands followed the Namikaze's example and pushed under the other's shirt to stroke and mold over the scarred velvet skin.

Minato's free hand flicked the buttons and tie of Neji's tunic open and shoved it off the pale shoulders. He plunged his hands into the long silky hair of the younger shinobi, his fingers snagging on the hitai-ate and bandages beneath. He growled and set to removing the hindrances. Neji slid his hands out from Minato's shirt to pull his own shirt the rest of the way off, letting it drop at the same time he heard his headband clang to the floor. The blond tangled his fingers into the dark brown strands of the younger's hair, enjoying the silky feel.

Neji closed his eyes and made a noise that was somewhere between a mewl and a purr, he loved having his hair stroked. Minato smiled and bent to nip at Neji's jaw before licking a trail to the paler shinobi's nipple. The blond flicked his tongue over the hard little nub then took it between his lips to suck, coaxing a groan out of Neji. The Hyuga gripped Minato's shoulders, growling at the feel of fabric beneath his fingers. The blond chuckled and paused his attentions to the younger's nipple just long enough to pull his shirt off and throw it to the side. Then he latched onto the nub again, nipping lightly and sucking.

The brunette moaned and smoothed his hands down the older man's torso to pinch and twist the nipples on the other's chest. A growl rumbled in Minato's throat and he sucked a bit harder in retaliation. Neji smirked and grabbed Minato's head to bring the blond's lips back to his. As he ravished the other's mouth, Neji backed Minato towards the living room and the couch. The blond broke the kiss when he felt the back of his knees hit something and looked over his shoulder to see the coffee table.

While the older man's attention was elsewhere, Neji knelt and placed a string of kisses over the firm, muscled, tanned abdomen. He scraped his bottom teeth over the skin and nipped at a spot just above the naval. Minato shivered as he felt Neji's tongue dip into his naval before sliding down to lick along his waistband. Pale, nimble fingers unfastened the button at the top of the Namikaze's fly and drew down the zipper, exposing the naked skin beneath. The Hyuga smirked as he pushed the pants off the tanned hips and the older man's rock hard erection stood at attention in front of his face, "So the Yondaime goes commando?"

Minato chuckled despite his intense arousal, "I don't like being restricted and underwear chafes."

The smirk on Neji's face widened, "Oh no need to explain, I know exactly what you mean," before the blond could process the younger man's words Neji opened his mouth and licked Minato's erection from base to tip, paying extra attention to the slit. The older man threw his head back and groaned as his hands sank into long dark chocolate locks. The brunette wrapped a hand around the base of Minato's erection to hold it steady as he swirled his tongue around the flushed head.

The blond moaned and cursed softly, reverently as he felt that wicked mouth take his cock inside and suck. The brunette's head began to bob up and down on the shaft, taking more into his mouth each time and coaxing louder moans and curses from the older man.

Minato cried out when he felt Neji take him in to the base and the younger man's throat constricted around him. If he could have, Neji would have smirked around the thick shaft instead he hummed drawing another shout from Minato. The former Hokage panted, "Oh gods Neji, S-stop before I cum."

The brunette pulled his mouth off the hard flesh slowly, giving the head a final suck before rising once again to his feet. Licking the hollow of the blond's throat and nibbling along his neck to his pulse point where the younger man sucked hard, leaving a red mark.

The blond growled and gripped Neji's shoulders to whip the brunette around the coffee table and throw him on the couch. Minato loomed over the younger man, grabbed the elastic waistband of Neji's pants and yanked them off in one smooth movement, exposing the veined shaft and flushed head of the brunette's cock. He wrapped a calloused hand around the Hyuga's erection, running his thumb over the head and smearing the precum that had gathered there.

Neji arched his hips up, thrusting into the older man's hand. Minato smiled and reached over to open the drawer of the end table, searching for the super size tube of ointment kept there in case of injury. He grabbed the tube, uncapped it, and squeezed a goodly amount into his hand before slathering it over the Hyuga's cock. Neji jolted a bit then met the intense blue eyes, "Minato?"

The older man leaned down and kissed Neji, plunging his tongue deep into the warm wet cavern. The brunette tangled his tongue around the blond's, his hands coming to rest in golden hair. He broke the kiss and gazed into the blue eyes, seeing the certainty there along with the lust. He relaxed and ran his hands down over the muscled shoulders, traced his fingers along the tanned torso, and stroked the older man's thighs, content to let the former Hokage do as he wished.

Minato purred as Neji's hands traced patterns over his upper thighs and lower abdomen and finished slicking the younger man's cock with plenty of the ointment left on his fingers. He rose up higher on his knees and, keeping his eyes on Neji's, reached back to rub a slick finger over his hole. A low moan came from his throat as he slipped a finger into himself, thrusting it back and forth and pressing against the sides to loosen the muscles a bit. He pushed a second finger in alongside the first and scissored them for a few moments before adding a third finger. Murmurs of pleasure escaped the blond as he spread his fingers to stretch himself further.

Neji swallowed hard, watching the hedonistic blond finger-fuck himself ratcheted his arousal higher to the point that his erection almost felt painful. He curled a hand around Minato's cock, rubbing a finger into the slit at the tip, making the older man jump and moan loudly. A low growl rumbled from the tanned chest and the former Hokage grabbed Neji's hand, taking it off of him, and crawled up the pale body a little more. He pulled his fingers out of his ass and gripped the brunette's cock with his hand.

The Hyuga moaned as the blond guided his dick to the older man's hole and pressed down, allowing the mushroom head to slid into the tight passage. Minato hissed as he felt the slight sting of being stretched further than he could do with his fingers. He pushed down harder, taking a little more of the shaft into himself, then rose until Neji was almost out of him. The brunette's hands came to rest on Minato's hips as the blond sank back down.

Minato rose and sank down slowly, gradually taking more of the thick cock into himself with each downstroke until Neji was seated to the balls inside him. The Hyuga's fingers were gripping the tanned hips of his lover and his head fell back as he panted and sought the control not to cum right then. Minato tested that control by wiggling his hips a bit, drawing a curse from the younger man. The blond rose up again starting a leisurely pace that had Neji growling and moving a hand from Minato's hip to his cock.

A moan came from the older man's throat and he began to move his hips a bit faster, panting, "Rather...impatient...aren't...you...Neji?"

The Hyuga smirked and angled his hips up to meet the next downstroke, his cock hitting the blond's prostate. Minato threw his head back, "Oh FUCK!"

A dark chuckled came from Neji's throat and he curled an arm around the older man's waist, "Well if you insist," and the brunette maneuvered so that Minato was underneath him on the couch. He pulled back then slammed back into the blond, ramming the older man's prostate and drawing shouts of pleasure from the former Hokage. The Namikaze's hands flew up to grip Neji's arms as the Hyuga pounded into him, each thrust heightening the pleasure shooting through Minato's system until all that was coming from his mouth were wordless moans and mewls. A particularly hard thrust had the blond dancing on the knife edge of orgasm.

Neji felt his own peak approaching so he reached down and began pumping the older man's cock, rubbing the slit with his finger at the very moment he hit the blond's prostate again. Minato's fingers and toes curled and his nails dug into Neji's arms as he arched and fireworks bloomed behind his eyes with the intensity of the orgasm that tore through his system and a wordless scream of pleasure rose out of his throat.

Neji threw his head back and thrust as deep into the powerful man beneath him as Minato's inner walls clenched tightly around him, triggering his own orgasm. The Hyuga shot his seed into the blond and cursed softly as shudders of pleasure racked his body.

The Hyuga slid out and collapsed on top of Minato, panting and spent. The blond came down from his high and noticed that it was rather cold in the room so he fumbled for a throw that was draped over the back of the couch and dragged it over the both of them. Neji nuzzled the older man's neck and murmured a soft thanks against the skin before dropping off into sleep. Minato chuckled and wrapped his arms around the brunette so he wouldn't roll off of him sometime during the night and allowed himself to fall into sleep.

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~next morning~

Naruto walked up the pathway to his home, Uchiha Sasuke keeping pace with him easily since the fingers of their hands were intertwined. Sometime during the mission the feelings that the two young men were harboring for each other had come spewing out when the Uchiha had picked a fight with Naruto over the blond avoiding him. Naruto had punched the raven haired shinobi then dragged him into a fierce kiss, expecting the other man to kick his ass only to be pleasantly surprised when the Uchiha had kissed him back until he was nearly brainless. After that the two had talked and settled the wounded feelings between them.

They'd decided to be open about their relationship and so the first order of business once they'd returned to Konoha was to tell Naruto's father. Sasuke rubbed his jaw lightly and hoped that the man wasn't still passed at him. One broken jaw was enough. Naruto squeezed the Uchiha's hand, "Don't worry, he won't hit you again."

"Who said I was worried usuratonkachi?"

"I figured it out from the way you're stretching your jaw teme."

"Hn."

The blond just grinned, happy to have his Sasuke here with him. They reached the door and Naruto pulled out his keys only to jolt a bit when the door swung in as soon as he touched the knob. He exchanged a look with Sasuke and they both drew kunai in case they needed to fight and entered the house. Naruto's foot almost slipped on a shirt and he glanced down to see clothes scattered on the floor. 'What the hell?' Sasuke gestured to the kitchen, indicating that he'd inspect that room while Naruto continued to the living room.

The blond slid around the entry way to the living room and his jaw dropped when he spotted his father on the couch, obviously naked under a blanket with another body on top of him. Naruto couldn't see anything but the pale skin of a back and long dark hair before his father's eyes opened and met his in surprise. Both blonds blushed and Naruto turned, "Sorry see you later," and dashed away. He went to the kitchen, grabbed Sasuke's arm, and dragged the Uchiha out of the house.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, "What was that all about?"

Face still flaming, Naruto scratched the back of his head, "Dad had company."

"So?"

Blue eyes looked over at the Uchiha, "Naked company, draped over him asleep. Do I need to be more specific?"

The raven chuckled, "No that'll do."

"It's not funny teme! What if we'd walked in on them doing it?!"

"Well that would have been awkward."

"Ya think? Man I so did not need to know that my dad has a sex life."

"How do you think you came about Naruto? It's not like you were left in a cabbage patch."

A glare was tossed Sasuke's way, "Oh shut up."

The Uchiha laughed and grabbed Naruto's arm to swing the blond into a kiss that wiped the scene he'd walked in on out of his mind.

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Minato nudged Neji awake and the Hyuga blinked as his brain cells fired up for the day, pushing past a pounding headache, and last night's exploit came rushing back. Pale skin flamed red as he looked down at the man he was draped over, "Uh...."

The blond smiled and tucked a lock of dark brown hair behind Neji's ear, "So Neji are you single?"

The younger man blinked, "Huh?"

"Are you single or do I have to fight someone to date you?"

"You mean this," Neji gestured at their mutual nakedness, "wasn't just a drunken one-night stand?"

"Not unless you want it to be."

The Hyuga smirked, "I'm unattached."

Minato gripped the back of the brunette's neck and pulled him down for a kiss, "Not anymore."

Neji sank into the kiss briefly then pulled away when his stomach protested being empty. Minato chuckled as the pale man slid off of him and began to search for his pants, "By the way, I don't know if he recognized you but Naruto saw us on the couch this morning."

The Hyuga blinked, then groaned, "Oh gods, that's the last thing I need. He'll be uncomfortable around me now...or threaten to rip my head off."

A musical laugh came from the Namikaze, "Don't worry Neji, I'll protect you."

A weak glare was his answer as the Hyuga slid his pants on and went to the kitchen. Minato got up to follow and duck-walked to the kitchen, still naked and considering what he'd have to do to convince Neji to christen the kitchen table.

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~two months later~

The past two months had been relatively uneventful once they got the revelations over the relationships taken care of. Neji's prediction about Naruto's reaction had held true. At first the orange loving blond had been very weirded out about Neji banging his father then he'd gotten past it to make sure that Neji knew if he hurt the older Namikaze, Naruto would torture him to death in ways that would impress Ibiki. Minato had much the same reaction to Naruto and Sasuke's relationship with a little bit of humor at the way the two showed their affection in public.

So things had been quiet and peaceful for a while but lately Minato had been tossing his cookies rather regularly. In an attempt to find a way to stop the hurling, he'd scheduled a health check-up with Tsunade and was currently waiting outside her private office, tweaking one of his seal formulas.

The Godaime poked her head out and summoned him in. She handed him the little paper dress that was a requirement for an exam and pointed to the bathroom. He rolled his eyes and went into the room to change into the exam gown. When he came back out, Tsunade told him to park it on the exam table. She double checked his chart then began the typical check-up, with the stethoscope and reflex testing. After traditional methods found no reason for his nausea, she gathered medical chakra to her hands and began to scan his body. When she got to his lower abdomen she paused and blinked a bit. Then she frowned in confusion. 'Not possible.' She harrumphed, "I need to draw a blood sample."

"What's up Tsu-oba-chan?"

"I'm not sure but a blood test will tell us if there's any infection, among other things."

He held out his arm with a sigh, allowing her to draw the blood and hand it off to Shizune with an ASAP order. The Godaime told him to get dressed again and once he was back in his clothes, they chatted about various improvements that had been made in the village. After a while Shizune knocked on the door and entered with a 'what the hell' look on her face and confusion in her eyes. She handed Tsunade the test results and the slug queen's eyes damn near bugged out as she turned her gaze to Minato and gawked at him in astonishment.

The blond man growled and stood, "Alright what the hell is going on? What am I dying again or something?"

Tsunade shook her head, "No but you might want to sit down."

"I'll stand thanks."

The older woman shrugged, "Suit yourself. As for what's going on, well I don't know how it's possible but apparently you're..."

"I'm what for pity's sake?!"

"Pregnant."

The blond man stared at her, taking in her dead serious expression, "Come again?"

"Somehow you are pregnant Minato. There is a little human being growing inside you and in about seven months, if my calculations are correct, Naruto will have a little brother or sister. Congratulations."

Silence reigned for five seconds, thirty, a minute, then the electric blue eyes that he'd passed on to Naruto rolled up in Minato's head and the man passed out on the floor. Tsunade sighed and folded her arms, "And that is why I told him to sit down."

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Okay that's the end of the first chapter, I hope you enjoyed. Please review and let me know what you thought. See you next chapter, Ja ne!