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Lucky for You

By: Sylvia
folder Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor do I own the song “Lucky For You” by SheDaisy… Though I did have to tweak it a little for this fic… anyway… Oh, and I don't make any money off of this. Duh. Happy? *smiles*

Lucky for You

A/N: Not betaed... any volunteers? :3 ~ Also, this is a fic dedicated to Kagenoshi because...well, it was Kami's challenge for me *heart* tee hee

Lucky For You

It was time for a change. Time to make a fresh start. And so, the blond had decided to buy a house. A big two story house that even had a basement.

Sure, it was a fixer-upper, but that was kind of the point. He hoped that the distraction would get his mind off of things. So the first thing Naruto did when the papers were signed and he was free to move in was… make shadow clones of course.

“Time to get to work.” The real Naruto said to the mass of clones and they went about doing just that, work… in their own unique ways…

{You always said I have multiple personalities.
I bounce around somewhere between my dreams and reality.}


Unfortunately, even work couldn’t stop his mind and it’s tendency to wander…

He had really been hoping to forget, and had been doing a pretty good job until that dog had decided to show up.

Kiba, a jerk and a cheating bastard as far as he was concerned. They had been dating for a year… actually, it was the night of their one year anniversary to be exact, when the blond had come home from work early to surprise his boyfriend. Unfortunately when the blond had entered their apartment, HE had been the one that got the surprise.

The dog had come company. Three to be exact. All naked and having a good ol’ time with the brunette… right in the middle of their living room!

Needless to say the blond had been very hurt and ran off.

That’d been nearly six months ago and Naruto had decided to move on and start fresh. He had even started to forget and with the help of Baa-chan, who had let him live with her until he found a place, and Kakashi-sensei, who had been his shoulder to cry on more or less, he had learned to move forward.

Funny, even though the jounin wasn’t his teacher any more he was still teaching him. That, and after all this time the older man was still looking after him… still caring for him like he had when the blond had been his student. It was really comforting to know that people like Baa-chan and Kakashi-sensei cared about him. He appreciated the attention. Especially Kakashi’s… he’d been so nice throughout the entire ordeal. It was as if he had a sixth sense as to when Naruto needed him and he was always there.

Kakashi-sensei was an amazing person, that was for sure. He had helped the blond recover…

Well, at least he HAD been recovering, and well, until the fucktard decided to stop by and “see how he was doing.”

{So where‘d you dig up the audacity to ask me…
How we‘ve all been doing, since you broke our hearts.
Well, so far…}


One of the shadow clones started to cry, sinking to it’s knees to flat out bawl right in the middle of the floor. And right in the blonde’s way too, damn it. Why did he have to do that in front of the “real” Naruto? Like it wasn’t tough enough…

Naruto sighed. ‘Here they go again…’

{Number 5 just cries a river a minute.}

A chair went flying across the room and out the already broken window, shattering what little glass it had left.

{7 wants to tie you up and drown you in it.}

“Good riddance.” A clone said as he began to take the window frame out so they could get to replacing it. He had a smile on his face and was the picture of calm and Naruto felt himself wondering at how that was the only one that seemed to be able to do that.

{Yeah, 14 just wants to say so long, bygones.}

The real Naruto just shook his head at his clones. Amazing how each one seemed to take on a personality all it’s own. No wonder that fucktard had always said he had multiple personalities… though all and all, he was kind of glad he did. It made life and putting up with idiots like Kiba more bearable.

Naruto was passing by the downstairs bathroom when he heard something…strange. He got a little closer and leaned toward the door so he could hear better.

*Fwap, fap, fap*

If Naruto was correct he’d say, judging by the squishy sounds coming from the other side of the door, someone was…

“Ooooooh, YES!!! Give me more!”

…masturbating.

Damn, he hated it when he was right.

{32 wants to do things to you that‘ll make you blush.}

‘Moving along now.’ Naruto thought as he raced towards the kitchen.

He was blushing as red as a tomato so he might as well go somewhere he fit in, right? Besides, he doubted any of his clones would be in there. That was the one part of the house that was damn near perfect. It was so well preserved he had to wonder how the rest of the house had gotten to be as run down as it was. Because, heck, he’d already moved his dishes and whatnot into the room since it was so nice.

‘Speaking of which, I should probably start dinner.’ He thought as he rounded the corner and went through the doorway…

Only to freeze in his tracks at the sight of a clone happily chopping away at some meat he had laid out for dinner. Yes, it was surprising that he was eating something other than Ramen, but that wasn’t what worried Naruto. No, it was the slightly insane gleam in the clone’s eyes. Yep, after seeing that the real Naruto decided he’d rather check on things upstairs instead.

“Hehehe… Akamaru, huh? Heh, heh, heh…”

*Chop, chop, chop*

Yeah, upstairs sounded like the place to be. So Naruto hauled ass to check out what has happening…elsewhere…

{10 would kill the doggy that you love so much.}

The blond sighed when he had reached the top step. This was getting to be freaking ridiculous. He was…

Loud crashing noises and the sound of plaster and drywall busting had Naruto’s eyes widening. When he realized it was a clone doing it he bolted downstairs.

‘Oh my God, I have a one man wrecking crew up there!’ Naruto thought when he finally caught his breath.

Luckily, he had planned on making the upstairs into one giant room anyway. Though he would have to send a message to the contractor and tell them he wouldn’t be needing their services.

{And there ain’t nobody wanna mess with, 23.}

‘Is there no place safe in this house?’ He wondered and looked around. ‘Guess not.’ He thought with a sigh and walked toward the front door.

He made it out said front door unscathed, surprisingly. Though there was a near hit… was it a teapot? That almost got him but he dodged just in time before rolling, then jumping up to open the door and duck outside before slamming it shut. So, safely outside, he decided to sit on the small front porch and think about things.

{Oh, Lucky for you, tonight I‘m just me.}

He sighed and laid down on his back to gaze up at the overhang that blocked out the sun and protected the porch from bad weather.

‘If that bastard hadn’t bothered me, everything would be fine!’ The blond thought. ‘But noooo~’

Stupid Dog nin had to get under his skin one last time. Dig it in that he’d already found a new bitch to play with. Kiba had to tell him how much better his new boy toy was as he showed off the eye candy.

Hell, of course the bitch had flawless skin, he wasn’t even a freakin’ ninja! And of course the little thing would have long silky hair that Kiba said he was oh so fond of. Again, not a ninja! The guy had time for that shit and didn’t have to worry about it getting in the way. The only guy Naruto knew who had hair like that and was a ninja would be Neji… but that guy was a freakin’ genius and could compensate.

Like the little slut Kiba showed off could ever DREAM of comparing to him, Uzumaki Naruto: The Next Hokage! But Kiba had the gall to say the useless little thing was better than him? What the hell?! Just because the bitch put out didn’t make the anorexic little thing better!

{I guess this party‘s more than your new Barbie bargained for.}

‘I’m glad I never gave that bastard anything more than a blow job. Fucker doesn’t deserve my virginity.’ Naruto thought with a scowl.

“Well, that’s a scary expression. What brought this about?” Kakashi asked as he suddenly stood above Naruto and looked down at the blond, waving.

“Ah! Kakashi-sensei!” Naruto cried out in surprise as he sat upright.

“Sooooo~” Kakashi started as the masked man took a seat next to his former student. “Wanna talk about it?”

“What? How I freaked out the bastard’s new toy?” Naruto asked without thinking and blushed when he realized what he’d said… or rather what he admitted to doing…

“Oh, do tell.” Kakashi stated, his one visible eye revealing he was smiling… and quite widely.

So Naruto told him all about the little encounter.

{He‘s got you by the sleeve, slowly easing towards the door.
He‘s probably right, you should be movin‘ on.
Don‘t know how long we can behave.
Better have the valet get the car.
‘Cause you know how we are.}


“WAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~” Clone number five started bawling loudly again and the real Naruto hid his face in his hands, embarrassed.

Kakashi looked at the closed door to the house with a questioning look, if his raised eyebrow was any indication.

{Number 5 just cries a river a minute.}

“Ignore it.” Naruto stated as he looked up at Kakashi with a smile, trying to brush it off as nothing.

*CRASH*

Whoops, sounded like threw something out another window.

{7 wants to tie you up and drown you in it.}

“That was supposed to go.” Naruto smiled brightly a reassure his former teacher that everything was just…

“Whooooo~ Good riddance to bad rubbish.”

…peachy.

{Yeah, 14 just wants to say so long, bygones.}

“Rubbish? Since when have you used that…”

“Oooooh yeah! Ah, oh, yes… Mmmmm…”

The real Naruto was blushing brighter than Lee after opening one of the gates. He turned his head to the side. He just couldn’t face his (former) teacher, not after what he’d just heard from THAT one…

{32 wants to do things to you that‘ll make you blush.}

Yeah, wasn’t there a rock nearby he’d seen earlier? Maybe he could crawl under it while the silver haired jounin wasn’t looking.

“Akamar… er, Dinner is ready!” A shout from within the house.

{10 would kill the doggy that you love so much.}

Naruto wanted to die. He was praying to whatever god was listening that a bolt of lightning would strike him down. Unfortunately it looked like every god was too busy laughing at him because there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. Nope, it was a bright sunny…

‘Perfect day.’ Naruto’s mind growled sarcastically.

And then the hurricane upstairs could be heard and he noticed Kakashi looked at him. Even though the blond couldn’t look him in the eye, it didn’t mean he couldn’t watch and admire the man out of the corner of his eye.

*BOOM*

THAT he could sure as hell look at… or up at rather… Yeah, looked like he’d be putting in a skylight.

{And there ain‘t nobody wanna mess with, 23.}

“I’m remodeling the top floor… thought some natural light would be good. Skylights are the best, don’t you think?” Yeah, that sounded rather convincing.

Yep, he’d meant that too.

“Naruto…”

{Oh, Lucky for you tonight, I‘m just me.}

“Yes Kakashi…”

Naruto was unable to finish. A finger was pressed against his lips and a gorgeous grey eye was looking into his blue ones. It was amazing really. The man could search someone’s soul with that one eye. Naruto had never been able to figure it out. That was an ability one would expect from the red eye that the man kept covered on his left side, not the laid back always half asleep eye on his right.

The dark, wonderfully memorizing grey eye he had on his…

The blond shook his head as if to clear it. Honestly, his former teacher could be so distracting at times.

“You know, it’s best to forgive and forget… I can help you forget if you like…” Kakashi stated with a smile as he scooted up behind Naruto and wrapped his arms around the smaller man, until he had the blonde’s back resting against his chest.

He nuzzled the blonde’s neck and rested there. He stayed like that, just holding the blond. Not trying anything, just silently offering his support and comfort. He showed the blond what he’d been deprived of most of his life. Affection. And maybe even love… if he was willing to take it…

“Kakashi-sensei.” The blond whispered, a light blush tinting his cheeks.

{Forgiveness is the key.
According to my shrink.}


“Kashi…” Naruto sighed contently. He really enjoyed the contact… the comfort…

{But it‘s not up to me.}

“I don’t know boys, what d’ya think?” Naruto asked and his “clones” responded, poofing away one by one.

{Number 5 just cries a river a minute.}

Naruto’s eyes started tearing up when that one hit, but the emotion was gone in an instant.

{7 wants to tie you up and drown you in it.}

He growled at the spot in front of him, gritting his teeth. Yeah, anger was a powerful emotion but, like the tears, it was soon gone.

{Yeah, 14 just wants to say so long, bygones.}

He laid back in Kakashi’s arms and relaxed. That was a nice and calming one. Just to let things go…

{32 wants to do things to you that‘ll make you blush.}

Oh damn, getting that “clone’s” emotions back was just… the memories… the things he had done to himself! He just couldn’t believe…The things one could find in a bathroom to…How the hell had he…?!

And to top it all off, his ass was a little sore.

‘Oh gods.’ He blushed and realized that with that “clone” came a hard on.

{10 would kill the doggy that you love so much.}

‘Damn it!’ His anger was more directed at himself.

Or rather, his body’s reaction to clone 32. The extra anger from 10 wasn’t helping either. And why the hell had 10 “poofed” after the other’s who’d come after him the blond didn’t dare question. He was too pissed anyway thanks to that one, and he didn’t want to take it out on anyone.

Especially the guy that tried to comfort him. The man that was holding him so tenderly, lovingly even.

‘Well, just thinking about Kakashi took care of my bad mood. Awesome!’

{And there aint nobody wanna mess with, 23.}

Strangely enough, that last ticking time bomb of his didn’t effect him in the least.

‘Heh, I think I know why.’ He thought and turned so he could wrap his arms around Kakashi’s neck.

Gently, he moved so he could kiss cloth covered lips. When he pulled back he looked at the silver haired male with that old mischievous twinkle back in his eyes and a grin that would make the fox proud.

“Lucky for you, tonight I’m just me.”

~Fin~