Rival Swingers
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
4,160
Reviews:
22
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I own none of the Naruto characters, they belong to Kishimoto- sama. I make zero moneys from the fic...
Rival Swingers
Personal Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I make no money off any of my current fics and such. And if I did own this wonderful series of anime, There would be a hell of a lot more smut references, and a lot more Kyuubi screen time. All Hail the Lord Demon FOX!!
Author's Note:
The plot and idea of this egg- baby of a story belongs to Feion, who is helping me write this piece of work. This is her story, in some ways, but I am the blessed hand that gets to write it. Additional warnings may be added as each chapter progresses, and this won't be a long fic, 3, maybe 4 chapters. I think.
Additional credits go to Leeana69, Ainian, and Blackwidina, who are my betas, support staff, and main line of friends. They stand at my back making sure this fic gets done so all you glorious people can read it.
And on one last note... please, please, R&R. I can't say it enough. Gripe at the pairing, or tell me this is drivel, but at least give me feedback! PLEASE!!! It annoys the crap out of me when i see so many hits on my or my friends' stuff (100's), but like, less than 10 reviews. WTF? at least one word reviews are something! 10 seconds, people.... just a few measely seconds to say "like it" "hate it" "this sucked" ....
Ok, on with the fic....
“Rival Swingers”
Two young men stood outside a shop, calmly waiting for their female counterparts to finish acquiring whatever items they were getting. Though the front window was filled with ninja uniforms and off duty clothes, they both knew the women were lurking through a couple aisles dedicated to females and their undergarments. Although both men appreciated the clothing while being worn, neither enjoyed the actual shopping part involved for those items. Instead, they lurked outside, talking or just quietly relaxing in each other’s presence. When they had to come, of course. Today, like usual, Naruto wasn’t handling the wait very well.
“We could be sparring, or at home...” the blonde whined. “Ichiraku’s is just a couple blocks that way. At least it would be relaxing and not just standing still.”
“Naruto.” Geez, mature though he was, Naruto still had moments of acting like he was twelve again. “If you can’t stay quiet, then at least say something productive. Like, maybe why you were limping a couple days ago- during our off days.”
“Teme.” The word was light, though, and Sasuke could see the glitter in sky-blue eyes as whatever memory reappeared in his mind. “You should know why. I’m not the only one getting laid on a regular basis.” A glare returned for the words, but as thin lips opened to retort in kind, ranting females voices rose loud enough to be heard into the street.
“It makes me look fat!”
“No. That tiny blue thing made you look fat. This one just makes you look chubby.”
“Well, at least I have a chest! You’re nearly flat!”
“You little...!”
A crash and the shopkeeper’s raised voice coincided with sighs from both males. While Sasuke’s interest in Sakura had been anticipated and even encouraged, Naruto’s hooking- up with Ino had been a surprise to everyone. No one was quite sure why they had clicked, but they’d been going out for nearly a year. And the young men were now fully used to having to break up the girls’ petty arguments as much as the girls were used to prying the men apart during impromptu sparring matches.
“Dude, you really need to get your girlfriend to keep her voice down sometimes. She keeps asking for it.”
“Baka.” Sasuke grunted at the comment. “There’s only one way to keep her voice down. Occupy her mouth.”
Sudden mental images of his one- time crush flooded Naruto’s mind, and he couldn’t help the leak he felt from one nostril. In a panic he brought his hand up to hide the tell-tale sign, only to catch the girls standing in the shop doorway. Both girls were glaring at their respective men, Sakura’s hand twitching with the urge to punch either male across the road. Undeterred by the potential threat of said punch, Sasuke smirked. “You liked that thought.”
Naruto glanced warily between his life-long friend, and the two women, knowing the wrong words could very well seal his doom. “Sakura’s all yours!! And Ino, please, don’t look at me that way. You know I really, really like you. But some things are just... reactive. I’m sure you couldn’t deny interest if Sakura told you what Sasuke looked like all naked.” Both kunoichi traded knowing glances at that comment, before disintegrating down to giggles.
“That’s because Sakura and I share all those details already. It’s a girl thing, you know, to tell about the size of our guy, how good they are, and dirty little fantasies, and stuff like that.” Ino pouted slightly, just for effect. “Too bad something we’d both be interested in seeing won’t ever happen.”
Ebony and teal locked on the girls, both very interested in what could possibly appeal to their women. Blond and pink traded evil smirks, and in unison they turned and gestured. “We want to see you two kiss again.”
“........”
“........”
“You’ve got to be joking.” Naruto’s voice was quiet, a bit breathy. The girls shook their heads no; no joke here. Naruto blinked again before his brain clicked and he collapsed onto his ass in the dirt. “But that was so long ago! And an accident!” An unsteady hand pointed at Sakura. “You beat the crap out of me for that incident!!”
“I was young, ridiculously obsessive over Sasuke, and wasn’t thinking about the potential hot kinkiness of that moment. Of course I beat the hell out of you!”
“But..!” Sasuke slapped a hand over Naruto’s mouth before he could finish the whine. “I haven’t heard one single thing that says you have a problem with the suggestion, dobe.” He drew closer to the blonde, but instead of kissing him, whispered into his ear. “Play along. Maybe if we can cooperate with something they want, maybe they will return the favor...”
The slight smirk on Sasuke’s face made Naruto’s turn deliciously evil. It sounded like a lot of potential fun- the kind neither of them would pass up. Naruto rose from his spot on the ground and turned to brush shoulders with his longtime rival and teammate. “If you want something like that, shouldn’t we choose somewhere more... private?” A blue eye winked and suddenly there were no more questions or words, the ninja disappearing from their position in front of the store to find somewhere much more accommodating.
--- END CHAPTER ----
10 Reviews sees smut added. Next chapter already in process of being written.
Author's Note:
The plot and idea of this egg- baby of a story belongs to Feion, who is helping me write this piece of work. This is her story, in some ways, but I am the blessed hand that gets to write it. Additional warnings may be added as each chapter progresses, and this won't be a long fic, 3, maybe 4 chapters. I think.
Additional credits go to Leeana69, Ainian, and Blackwidina, who are my betas, support staff, and main line of friends. They stand at my back making sure this fic gets done so all you glorious people can read it.
And on one last note... please, please, R&R. I can't say it enough. Gripe at the pairing, or tell me this is drivel, but at least give me feedback! PLEASE!!! It annoys the crap out of me when i see so many hits on my or my friends' stuff (100's), but like, less than 10 reviews. WTF? at least one word reviews are something! 10 seconds, people.... just a few measely seconds to say "like it" "hate it" "this sucked" ....
Ok, on with the fic....
“Rival Swingers”
Two young men stood outside a shop, calmly waiting for their female counterparts to finish acquiring whatever items they were getting. Though the front window was filled with ninja uniforms and off duty clothes, they both knew the women were lurking through a couple aisles dedicated to females and their undergarments. Although both men appreciated the clothing while being worn, neither enjoyed the actual shopping part involved for those items. Instead, they lurked outside, talking or just quietly relaxing in each other’s presence. When they had to come, of course. Today, like usual, Naruto wasn’t handling the wait very well.
“We could be sparring, or at home...” the blonde whined. “Ichiraku’s is just a couple blocks that way. At least it would be relaxing and not just standing still.”
“Naruto.” Geez, mature though he was, Naruto still had moments of acting like he was twelve again. “If you can’t stay quiet, then at least say something productive. Like, maybe why you were limping a couple days ago- during our off days.”
“Teme.” The word was light, though, and Sasuke could see the glitter in sky-blue eyes as whatever memory reappeared in his mind. “You should know why. I’m not the only one getting laid on a regular basis.” A glare returned for the words, but as thin lips opened to retort in kind, ranting females voices rose loud enough to be heard into the street.
“It makes me look fat!”
“No. That tiny blue thing made you look fat. This one just makes you look chubby.”
“Well, at least I have a chest! You’re nearly flat!”
“You little...!”
A crash and the shopkeeper’s raised voice coincided with sighs from both males. While Sasuke’s interest in Sakura had been anticipated and even encouraged, Naruto’s hooking- up with Ino had been a surprise to everyone. No one was quite sure why they had clicked, but they’d been going out for nearly a year. And the young men were now fully used to having to break up the girls’ petty arguments as much as the girls were used to prying the men apart during impromptu sparring matches.
“Dude, you really need to get your girlfriend to keep her voice down sometimes. She keeps asking for it.”
“Baka.” Sasuke grunted at the comment. “There’s only one way to keep her voice down. Occupy her mouth.”
Sudden mental images of his one- time crush flooded Naruto’s mind, and he couldn’t help the leak he felt from one nostril. In a panic he brought his hand up to hide the tell-tale sign, only to catch the girls standing in the shop doorway. Both girls were glaring at their respective men, Sakura’s hand twitching with the urge to punch either male across the road. Undeterred by the potential threat of said punch, Sasuke smirked. “You liked that thought.”
Naruto glanced warily between his life-long friend, and the two women, knowing the wrong words could very well seal his doom. “Sakura’s all yours!! And Ino, please, don’t look at me that way. You know I really, really like you. But some things are just... reactive. I’m sure you couldn’t deny interest if Sakura told you what Sasuke looked like all naked.” Both kunoichi traded knowing glances at that comment, before disintegrating down to giggles.
“That’s because Sakura and I share all those details already. It’s a girl thing, you know, to tell about the size of our guy, how good they are, and dirty little fantasies, and stuff like that.” Ino pouted slightly, just for effect. “Too bad something we’d both be interested in seeing won’t ever happen.”
Ebony and teal locked on the girls, both very interested in what could possibly appeal to their women. Blond and pink traded evil smirks, and in unison they turned and gestured. “We want to see you two kiss again.”
“........”
“........”
“You’ve got to be joking.” Naruto’s voice was quiet, a bit breathy. The girls shook their heads no; no joke here. Naruto blinked again before his brain clicked and he collapsed onto his ass in the dirt. “But that was so long ago! And an accident!” An unsteady hand pointed at Sakura. “You beat the crap out of me for that incident!!”
“I was young, ridiculously obsessive over Sasuke, and wasn’t thinking about the potential hot kinkiness of that moment. Of course I beat the hell out of you!”
“But..!” Sasuke slapped a hand over Naruto’s mouth before he could finish the whine. “I haven’t heard one single thing that says you have a problem with the suggestion, dobe.” He drew closer to the blonde, but instead of kissing him, whispered into his ear. “Play along. Maybe if we can cooperate with something they want, maybe they will return the favor...”
The slight smirk on Sasuke’s face made Naruto’s turn deliciously evil. It sounded like a lot of potential fun- the kind neither of them would pass up. Naruto rose from his spot on the ground and turned to brush shoulders with his longtime rival and teammate. “If you want something like that, shouldn’t we choose somewhere more... private?” A blue eye winked and suddenly there were no more questions or words, the ninja disappearing from their position in front of the store to find somewhere much more accommodating.
--- END CHAPTER ----
10 Reviews sees smut added. Next chapter already in process of being written.