The dobe I love...
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
27
Views:
1,505
Reviews:
51
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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The dobe I love...
"What the hell is this?!!"
Sasuke was thrown into Tsunade's office without a word, his head hitting the floor with
a loud thunk. He gripped his way towards the huge oak desk and sighed as he waited for
the old fart to tell him what he'd done now.
Tsunade's chair turned and Sasuke reeled back. Her face sagged with anger and veins
popped underneath her seemingly youthful skin. Her words were like grinding stones
rubbing together. He felt like a kid again.
"Uchiha Sasuke, bloodline class A, Chakra class B, You are hereby removed from your
duties permanently as captain of squad 7 and are to serve our country in a more important
duty. Do you understand the utter importance asked of you?"
Sasuke glared at her.
"Not to mean old bat, what the hell are u getting at?"
Tsuande rolled her eyes and sighed. Rubbing her temples she took deep breathes and gulped her
scotch down quickly.
"You are hereby summoned by The Government of Kohoha as a provider... I'm sorry your
talents are put to such a disgusting waste..."
Sasuke flew up immediately and slammed his hands on the huge desk.
"Your kidding, right? I have this village to protect, my men are out there, were in mid mission, and your
telling me I have to- to demean myself by being forced into making test tube babies!!"
A crash sounded behind Sasuke and both nin turned their attention towards the door to find a blushing Naruto
on the ground tangled in soil and vines. Sasuke's heart sank.
"No!! NO, NO, NO!! Tsunade, you must be off your god damn vodka loving mind if u think
I'd even want to, to, to stick anything in him, especially something so special as the first
member of my clan!! I'd rather cut my cock off than use it for such ghastly purposes!!
Are you nuts or something? And here I thought growing old couldn't be that bad, fucking
christ!!"
Tsunade smirked, hands shaking from anger.
"Your done now, right pretty boy? Good, you guuys start in a week. Preperations have been made
and all your things have been moved into one apartment. You are to mate at least 4 times a day and
keep journals for research purposes. Your curfew is 9 and if your a good boy Sasuke kun, I might extend
it for everytime u 'get the job done' ne?"
Sasuke screamed as he yanked at his bangs, kicking the desk and throwing the dobe over his shoulder.
Tsunade smiled as she settled back down and poured another shot, her grin lazy and
conniving. She'd enjoy the Mating program more than she thought that she would.
Sasuke was thrown into Tsunade's office without a word, his head hitting the floor with
a loud thunk. He gripped his way towards the huge oak desk and sighed as he waited for
the old fart to tell him what he'd done now.
Tsunade's chair turned and Sasuke reeled back. Her face sagged with anger and veins
popped underneath her seemingly youthful skin. Her words were like grinding stones
rubbing together. He felt like a kid again.
"Uchiha Sasuke, bloodline class A, Chakra class B, You are hereby removed from your
duties permanently as captain of squad 7 and are to serve our country in a more important
duty. Do you understand the utter importance asked of you?"
Sasuke glared at her.
"Not to mean old bat, what the hell are u getting at?"
Tsuande rolled her eyes and sighed. Rubbing her temples she took deep breathes and gulped her
scotch down quickly.
"You are hereby summoned by The Government of Kohoha as a provider... I'm sorry your
talents are put to such a disgusting waste..."
Sasuke flew up immediately and slammed his hands on the huge desk.
"Your kidding, right? I have this village to protect, my men are out there, were in mid mission, and your
telling me I have to- to demean myself by being forced into making test tube babies!!"
A crash sounded behind Sasuke and both nin turned their attention towards the door to find a blushing Naruto
on the ground tangled in soil and vines. Sasuke's heart sank.
"No!! NO, NO, NO!! Tsunade, you must be off your god damn vodka loving mind if u think
I'd even want to, to, to stick anything in him, especially something so special as the first
member of my clan!! I'd rather cut my cock off than use it for such ghastly purposes!!
Are you nuts or something? And here I thought growing old couldn't be that bad, fucking
christ!!"
Tsunade smirked, hands shaking from anger.
"Your done now, right pretty boy? Good, you guuys start in a week. Preperations have been made
and all your things have been moved into one apartment. You are to mate at least 4 times a day and
keep journals for research purposes. Your curfew is 9 and if your a good boy Sasuke kun, I might extend
it for everytime u 'get the job done' ne?"
Sasuke screamed as he yanked at his bangs, kicking the desk and throwing the dobe over his shoulder.
Tsunade smiled as she settled back down and poured another shot, her grin lazy and
conniving. She'd enjoy the Mating program more than she thought that she would.