How to be lovers

This is my goodbye fic to death_bunnies there’s only four or so chapters. Go on though your time here was short have fun with your hot husband. And im happy to take over your fics. ^^ Especially the vampire one. *drools*


to xkuramaxhieix
no im not mad, thanks a lot actually, i just used most of what you said, if thats ok, usually when im done with everything i get too tired to go through it all. so thanks.
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"Its no joke." Tsunade gave an annoyed growl." Lee and Sakura are already lovers, but you two are going to have to stop arguing. And act the part perfectly."

"B-but granny."

Tsunade cut Naruto off."It’s a three-month mission, you'll be watching and guarding a famous business man, and before you ask. You’ll be acting the parts of his employees."

"I don’t see what us pretending to be lovers would have anything to do with it." Sasuke furrowed his brows.

"Because he’s interested in the same sex, it would make him feel comfortable. No more damn questions just go. Sakura well help you practice." Tsunade signaled them to leave, both she and Sakura grinned at each other completely going unnoticed by the others.

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They were currently on the ship heading toward the island. Sakura held back her giggling she needed to be professional about this. She grabbed the raven’s hands and guided them to Naruto's hips.

"Just like that." She was trying her hardest to keep a straight face, this was every fan girls dream, instructing the two.

"S-sakura is this necessary." Naruto's body was tensed up greatly.

"Yes Naruto, you both need to learn all of this. So were starting with the basics. You only have till tomorrow night to learn this." Sakura's inner Sakura was jumping for joy, she so couldn’t wait to tell Ino she was the one who instructed them.

"What’s wrong dobe, can’t handle it." Sasuke smirked at the shorter male.

" Teme." Naruto glared but it quickly turned to a grin." Oh I can handle it, but Teme can you? I mean you’re such an emotionally stunned Teme. Do you even know how to act?"

Sasuke furrowed his brows but before he could retort with anything Sakura interrupted.

"Ok onto the next part, keep your hand there Sasuke." Sakura grabbed Naruto's arm and guided them over the raven's shoulders.

"Ok you both think your capable of the next part."

"I can do it. I don’t know about the Teme." Naruto smirked.

"I can do it better than you dobe."

"Ok, ok now listen carefully do what I instruct you without question." (Inner Sakura, oh ya.)

"Fine." Both Nin answered in unison.

"Ok Sasuke kiss Naruto." Sakura smirked." Unless you’re both scared." she knew they wouldn’t refuse after that last statement.

Naruto refused to blush, it was just his nerve’s that’s all nothing more. "Ok good just like that." (Inner Sakura, suffering from a nose bleed.)

"All right now comes the hard part. hope you’re both capable of handling this." Sakura paused. "Close your eyes both of you. Good, ok now Naruto open your mouth, I assume you both know how to French Kiss. But if you can’t I need to know now. Lady tsunade will be pissed if she has to assign someone else to this mission."

With hesitation the two Nin followed her instructions. Waiting for Sakura to inform them when they are done.

It was then that Sakura lost to her inner Sakura and the evil little fan girl escaped her mind to wreak havoc upon the two boys in front of her. "Okay, now deepen it, and come on! You have to put more 'Oomph!' into it! Other wise, no one will believe you two are really lovers!"

Sasuke deepened the kiss, both males losing sight of the original point of having them make out as they began to battle for dominance in the kiss and in the relationship.


Both males finally parted for much needed air."That’s enough for now." Sakura covered her nose as she quickly exited the room. The string off saliva that connected them there eyes slowly opening. By the time this was over she would die of blood lose.

Naruto's face flushed as they quickly pulled away from each other.

"You suck at making out Teme." Naruto said as he walked away from Sasuke,

"Like your any better dobe." Sasuke fumed, as he turned the other way.

Both males were flush with anger and embarrassment as they parted ways. Even though they had to share a room, neither wanted to face the other at the moment. Naruto went for the deck, as Sasuke went, well, he wasn't exactly sure where he was going, but anywhere was better than where the dobe was.

It’s not like he hated Naruto he just didn’t understand the blond. No one made him so angry and so happy at the same time. No one could make his blood boil with rage, get a reaction from him, or do the things Naruto did to him. He didn’t understand it at all, and he couldn’t handle it.


Naruto watched the waves hit the side of the boat. He could do this right? He was a ninja. And he was going to be hokage, so he needed to give his best every time. He had to, he couldn't let Sasuke do a better job of playing the fake lover than he did. He could, would and was determined, to put everything he had into this act.

This 'act' that's right, that's all that it was. Maybe that was the problem, Naruto was scared. He was scared of the new feelings kissing Sasuke had brought out in him. He couldn't explain what they were, and he was scared. Somewhere, deep in the recesses of his mind, he was telling himself that something big was about to happen. Something even he, Naruto Uzumaki, wouldn't be able to control.


Naruto shook his head, as he patted his face. "I’ll complete this mission, and be better than the Teme." Naruto threw his arms in the air. "Just watch I’ll do it perfectly."