Kitty's Treat

This was written as a gift for our Kitty, who showers us with purring and her beta-ing love.

'thoughts'

emphasis

AGES
Naruto-20
Kakashi-34

WARNING: Naruto dresses up in tight leather, fishnet, kitty ears and a kitty tail. Kakashi and Naruto have lite bondage sex. You've been warned no likey? No ready.

Disclaimer: Naruto, the characters and locations thereof do not belong to trulywicked or Kami no Noshikage, we just play with them for amusement.

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Naruto looked over at Sakura like she'd lost her mind, "Huh?"

"I'm throwing a costume party and you are all coming."

The men of her team exchanged glances and Naruto was the one who said what they were all thinking, "But it's not Halloween."

"It doesn't have to be Halloween to have a costume party. And you will all come," she cast a beady eye over Kakashi, Yamato, Sai, Sasuke, and Naruto. All the men nodded and she flounced away.


"Jeeze, does she have to be so bossy? All she had to do was ask me and I would have said yes," the blond Kyuubi vessel folded his arms over his chest and pouted.

Kakashi shrugged, "It's just in her nature Naruto."

Naruto flushed slightly, averting his blue eyes shyly as he scratched his cheek with a single finger, "So what are you going as, Kakashi-sensei?"

"Elite jonin sensei. And you?"

"That's not a costume that's what you look like every day."

"Well she said we had to attend, not that we had to dress up."

Naruto groaned at the man's complete idiocy when it came to romance. He was trying to find out what Kakashi was wearing so he could get a costume that complimented it. But since the jonin teacher was being an oblivious ass, he threw his arms up into the air and started walking back towards his apartment, "Catch you guys later. I've gotta...thing."

Yamato and Sasuke nodded and Sai gave the blond a smile, "See you at the party dickless."

Naruto stopped midstep and his body stiffened. As he spoke, a vein throbbed at his temple, "Sai...would you please stop calling me that?"

"Why? It makes your face the most delightful shade of red."

"Because one of these days I'm gonna snap and then everyone will be calling you dickless."

Sai just continued smiling, "Well that's frightening, dickless."

"THAT'S IT! IT'S COMING OFF!!" Naruto turned suddenly with a kunai in hand.

A pale gloved hand wrapped around Naruto's wrist and another gripped the blond's shoulder bringing him back against a muscled chest, "Maa calm down Naruto-kun, he's just doing it to get a rise out of you."

Naruto shuttered at being so close to his long time crush. A soft pink hue crossed his face and lopsided grin appeared along with a dreamy look in his blue eyes.

Seeing that Naruto had relaxed Kakashi released the blond and ruffled his hair, "Don't lose your temper with him so much, you'll just be giving him what he wants."

"Gahhh!" The blond growled and escaped the hair ruffling, mumbling about Kakashi always ruining the moment with his obliviousness.

Kakashi chuckled, "You never answered my question Naruto-kun."

"Does it matter what I'm going as? I've got things to do! Later!" Naruto waved the jounin off as he continued on his not so merry way.

Kakashi blinked in confusion before shrugging and going his own way.

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"I just don't get it Shino...what the hell should I do? He's a total idiot when it comes to reading people's emotions, and he lets the most obvious hints escape his attention," Naruto tossed a rock in the lake near where Shino was collecting bugs, "I'm at my wits end."

The Aburame didn't pause in his collecting and spoke in his quiet, calm voice, "Perhaps you need to do something to rattle his composure."

The blond rolled his eyes, "Didn't you just hear me? I have done everything! What could possibly be left to rattle his composure?"

Shino shook his head, "You have dropped hints, obvious hints but still hints. You need to get him to look at you and see you differently. You can't expect him to look twice when you appear the same every day."


"hmm...now how would I go about looking different..." Naruto scratched his head in thought, then his eyes widened, "I know I can use my orioke no jutsu on him!"

"What good would that do? You want him to look at you not a female version of yourself."

"You got any bright ideas, bugboy, because I'm all out."

"Isn't Sakura-san throwing a costume party? You could use the opportunity to dress provocatively."

"Um...nani?"

Shino shook his head again and turned to face Naruto, "Dress sexy, in a way that would make anyone wish to touch you."

Naruto's eyebrow twitched, "You mean put on a dress and shit? Did you leave your brain at home?"

"No Naruto, you don't have to wear a dress to look irresistibly attractive. Tight revealing clothing works rather well, fishnet and leather are some of the more...alluring materials."

"Um...Shino," Naruto bit his bottom lip.

"Yes?"

"Would you...um...help me put something together?"

The Aburame nodded, "Of course."

"Arigato...well we better get going and get the stuff...I can't wait to see the look on Kakashi's face when he sees me," A sly grin crossed the kyuubi vessel's face.

Shino's lips tilted up imperceptibly, the copy ninja didn't have a chance.

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Naruto poked his kitty ear adorned head into the room, stealthily, to evaluate who all was there. He wanted to make sure he was the last person to show up so he could knock the socks off of...well, everyone.

Kakashi stood off to the side reading his Icha Icha, he'd capitulated slightly in the outfit department and wore his ANBU uniform sans mask since not everyone knew he was an ANBU. Sakura was still pissed but she stifled it. The pinkette wore a lovely floor length pale pink gown and golden tiara as her costume of Sleeping Beauty. Sasuke had been caught by his kunoichi teammate and forced into a duck costume since he hadn't arrived in costume. Sai had dressed as an Indian Rajah and Yamato was interesting in a tree costume, he'd also tried to get out of coming in costume. Team Kurenai was by the punch bowl, Shino dressed as the Grim Reaper, Hinata had been conned into coming as Snow White, and Kiba, being Kiba, was a dog, Kurenai was not in attendance because her son had a cold. Team Gai was clustered by the windows two of the four trying to disappear into the wall paper, Neji was dressed as a Native-American brave, he'd lost a bet, and TenTen, to make him feel more comfortable, had come as Pocahontas. Gai was resplendent in his peacock regalia and Lee looked positively adorable as a squirrel.

The former team 10 was talking to Sakura. Ino keeping up with her rivalry with Sakura had decided to dress as Cinderella and forced Shikamaru to dress as Prince Charming. Choji was wearing butterfly wings and antenna. Tsunade had shown her sense of humor and come dressed as Maleficent. Shizune was dressed as a shepardess, wearing a frilly dress with a lace pinafore and holding a shepard's crook. Jiraiya was in a corner busily scribbling away dressed as an Arabian sultan.


Naruto smirked, so everyone was there. He walked over to a mirror in the hallway to make sure he didn't smear any of the make up that Shino's mom had helped him put on to make him look more cat like. How ever he just looked like a little blond fox with silver ears and a silver tail. He pouted his glossy lips but still he looked pretty damn good with the smoky shadow dramatizing his blue eyes and his lips glossy pink. Not only that the short leather hip hugging shorts exposing his lower abdomen, barely covering the blond curls of pubic hair down below. He was still a little annoyed that he had to go commando but, hell, it was just for one night, right? The leather shirt looked as though he was taking fashion advice from Sai, it exposing more of his rippled abs, the zipper only lowered a bit past his collar bone. The worst thing to put on was the fishnet stockings. After fighting with them for a couple hours, he finally got them to stay put without rolling down. And then the final touch the knee high black platform boots. He had to admit after all the trouble he went through, he'd bang himself if given half the chance. After assessing that he looked perfect he winked at the mirror, "Knock 'em dead, Uzumaki Naruto."

Kakashi tilted his head curiously and glanced up when the music changed abruptly, the sounds of a guitar riff filling the room.

The sound of Jimmy Hendrix repeating the word "Foxy" filled the room, and in walked the blond strutting his stuff as he entered the room, he glanced over at Shino and winked at him as a silent thank you for changing the music without Sakura knowing it.

Kakashi's jaw dropped and his book hit the floor with a soft thud as he watched the leather clad blond saunter into the room. The blond exuded sex from the toes of his boots to the tips of the silver ears and it sent Kakashi's never completely innocent mind spiraling right down into the gutter. He jolted when someone, probably Kiba, let out a wolf-whistle.

Naruto's ego was totally swollen, which only served to make his hips sway more as he walked over to the punch bowl, "Oi, Kiba...do you mind giving me some punch? My throat is a little dry."

The dog boy blinked a moment at the sexy Naruto asking him to serve him some punch, and his brain barely started functioning again when he replied, "Y-yeah, sure man...n-no problem."

Over against the wall Kakashi nearly groaned aloud at the way the fluffy silver tail just seemed to enhance the drop-dead sexy ass of his former student then her growled softly at the way Kiba was staring at Naruto. Since Naruto was a little under half his age Kakashi had never approached the blond seriously but he'd always wished he'd been born a few years later so that he could feel guiltless when it came to lusting after and falling ass over teakettle for the foxy blond.

As soon as Naruto had let the last of the fruity beverage pass his lips into his throat, he set down the cup licking his lips sensuously, "Mmmm, Yummy."

Kiba couldn't help but stare, a little bit of drool running down the corner of his mouth.

Naruto walked over towards the window taking long strides then grabbed Neji's hand, "Common, Neji! Come dance with me!"

The Hyuga was utterly speechless as the hot blond tugged him onto the dance floor the kitty tail swaying with each step. He'd always found Naruto sexy but he'd never made a move because it was obvious to the long haired brunette that the Uzumaki was in love with Kakashi. So when Naruto turned to face him and slid his arms around the paler man's neck, tugging him into the steps of a dance, Neji raised a brow, "What are you up to Naruto? Why dance with me when the one you really want to dance with is currently glaring holes into my back?"

"Proving a point. Now, Shut up and dance with me," Naruto half purred half growled before laying his head on the Hyuuga's chest as a slow song came on, the sound of the American band Hinder singing 'Lips of an Angel'.

Neji chuckled and rested his hands on Naruto's hips and moving into the steps of the dance, "I hope you have a contingency plan in case he tries to kill me."

"I do, if he tries to kill you, I'll just kiss him," The blond chuckled into Neji's bare chest, "That'll throw him for a loop and he'll forget why he was trying to kill you."

Neji smirked, "In that case," and moved Naruto into a romantic dip, his lips a breath away from the blond's, "why not add fuel to the fire?"

Rose glossed lips drew up into a mischievous smile, "Hmm? What'd you have in mind?"

"Ever heard of dirty dancing?"

The smile only widened as he glanced over at Shino to change the music once more. After coming out of the dip, the song of 'Promiscuous Girl' started playing. Naruto started swaying his hips to the beat, pressing his body firmly against the long haired brunettes and gently grinding into the pale boy's pelvis.

A wicked smile crossed Neji's lips as he moved sensuously with Naruto. Yes he knew that this was just to make Kakashi jealous and that once the copy-nin got his head out of his ass Naruto would never look Neji's way again but part of what the blond had taught Neji was how to live in the moment. So the Hyuga would take this opportunity to fulfill one of his private wishes of dancing naughtily with Naruto and be grateful for the taste when he was left behind.

Over by the wall, Kakashi had a tumbler of party punch in his hand and with every grind, every dance step, his grip grew tighter as his jealousy went up. When Neji leaned into Naruto and slid an open mouth up the blond's neck the glass shattered and Kakashi's control broke along with it. He stalked out to the dance floor, intent on getting Naruto away from Neji and into his own arms.

Naruto turned with an innocent look on his face to the copy nin, and his inner Naruto was squeeing with glee at the sight of the green eyed monster flickering in his exposed eye, "Oh hi, Kakashi-sensei! Are you having a good time?"

The older man nearly growled, "Not particularly," and looked at Neji, "Hit the road before I hit you."

Neji smirked, gave an condescending bow of the head, and kissed Naruto's cheek before walking off, "Thank you."

Naruto glanced at the retreating figure of the long haired brunette and looked back at the copy nin with a firm expression as if he were about to scold the man like a child, "Now, Kakashi-sensei, That wasn't very nice."

Which he did.

The scarecrow's eyes glittered dangerously, "Nice? You want me to be nice?"

"Well, yes, considering the way you treat me. I have every right to look for a mate," Naruto folded his arms across his chest, "Even ones you don't approve of, Sensei."

A wicked gleam entered the dark gray eye, "A mate, is that what your after?"

"Yes, and I can choose whomever I wish, and if I want to have Neji, or Kiba, even Sasuke-teme as a mate, you have no say so, Sensei" Naruto glared back at the copy-nin defiantly.

Kakashi stepped closer and purred, "Well if that's what you're looking for allow me to put forth an application," quick as the lightning that was his nature Kakashi's hand was on the back of Naruto's neck, yanking the blond's mouth up to his for a fierce, spine tingling kiss.

Naruto almost became putty in the copy-nin's hands. Almost. There was still a little voice in the back of his head that said he still had a point to get across. And he was determined to get that point across so that the copy nin's head would never be inserted in his ass again.

The older man pulled away when Naruto didn't give him any response, "Sorry, I guess I read you wrong there," he let Naruto go and turned to leave, hyper aware of the gawking party guests.

"What do you expect? You want me to all of a sudden fall into your arms and we live happily ever after?" The blond called out to the copy-nin, "All these years, all you've ever treated me like was a student. I'm not your student anymore damn it! But you still treated me like I was one. If you want me you can't just all of a sudden say you want me out of the blue and expect things to automatically change between us. You start slowly, and you work at it, and build it to where you want it. A house with no foundation is doomed to crash into the sea. But a house with a solid foundation will stand for centuries. Do you get what I'm trying to say?"

Kakashi's eye narrowed, "You want me to answer that you'll have to find me elsewhere. I don't like being a spectacle Naruto. You should know by now I like my privacy and pushing me to expose what I'm feeling in front of everyone is far from the way to deal with me," the older man walked out of the party.

And Naruto was hot on his tail, so to speak, "Kakashi! Walk me home, and we can talk in my apartment about this!"

Kakashi slowed his pace to match Naruto's and began taking the route to the blond's apartment but didn't say another word, his temper still close to the surface.

Once they got to the blond's apartment, Naruto fished his keys out of a bag he carried with him and unlocked the door letting the copy nin in first.

The silverette toed off his sandals, leaving them by the door, and walked a little further into the apartment.

Naruto unzipped his knee high boots and set them beside Kakashi's before walking further into the room, "Would you like something to drink?"

"No, thank you."

The blond nodded then let out a breath, "Kakashi...I've been trying to get your attention for years. I've been giving you hints that you don't seem to catch on to. I understand that you're a guarded person and that you don't pick up on human emotions as easily as everyone else. But it got frustrating after a while...that you wouldn't see me...not Naruto the student...but Naruto the person. I want you, but I want this to be a lasting thing, something that's forever. I don't want it to be fiery passionate from the beginning, it will burn out as quickly as it started. I want you and me to be forever...but that's only if you want that too. So...if I'm wasting my breath, tell me now so I can start getting over you."

Kakashi sighed and raised a hand to his temple, "Naruto you little idiot, you're worse at reading people than I am. I've always seen you as a person. When you were younger it wasn't exactly hard to keep myself aloof, you were twelve and crushing on Sakura then you left with Jiraiya. When you came back you'd grown up, a lot. You remember what I told you when we were working on your Fuuton Rasengan?"

Naruto pursed his rose glossed lips, "Before I got it, or after?"

"After."

"That you thought you were falling in love with me," Naruto blushed but then he looked back at the copy nin, "Then you turned around and said you didn't mean it like that."

"I repeat, you don't read people any better than I do. I meant it but you were fifteen and I was twenty-nine. I felt it would be...wrong to approach you and saddle you with someone more than half your age. It's been all I can do to keep treating you like a student then you come to the party tonight, looking like every gay man's wet dream, drag Neji on the dance floor, practically mate with your clothes on, and blow my noble intentions all to hell. I just couldn't take seeing you touching someone else like that when I've wanted you to touch me for years."


"And all along I've wanted you to be the one in Neji's place," the blond walked up behind the copy nin and wrapped his leather covered arms around the tall man's waist, laying his head on the strong back, "I wanted it to be you I was dancing with like that, not him. Besides it was his idea to dance like that. He was helping me get your attention like Shino was."

Kakashi leaned into the blond, "Shino?"

"Yeah, the costume was his idea and his mom helped me with my makeup, he even changed the music for me."

The copy-nin sighed, "I don't know whether to thank him or send the pack to make his life hell."

"So...do you want to make a go of this? Do you want this to work?"

He turned around and wrapped his arms around Naruto burying his nose in golden hair, "Yes."


"Well then, will you go on a date with me tomorrow then, an official date? No hiding, no games, no holds barred," Naruto added with a chuckle.

"Aa, where are you wanting to go?"

"Well since we're going on a date how about we go somewhere you want to go, since I'm sure your sick of seeing me slurp down ramen."

Kakashi chuckled, "Well what do you like to eat besides ramen?"

"Well, there's barbecue, curry...sushi...and other stuff," Naruto snuggled into the embrace.

"Barbecue then something fun?"

"Of course!"

"Okay, you want me to stay here for a while? Watch tv or a movie?"

"That would be great!" Naruto beamed excitedly then looked down at his clothing then looked back up at the copy-nin with a sheepish grin, "Could you wait right here while I slip into something more comfortable?"

Kakashi chuckled and kissed the top of Naruto's head, "Sure, I imagine you're cold in that get up."

"Yeah..." Naruto scratched the back of his head then started for his bedroom door, "I won't be long." He shut the door but not good enough as the door opened slightly letting Kakashi get a good view in the room.

The older man had never claimed to be a saint so he leaned against a nearby wall and watched as Naruto changed clothes.

Naruto unzipped the top sliding it off and tossing it to the side to reveal a firm and toned upper torso. Next to come off were the fishnet stockings as he rolled them down each leg and slipped them off his feet.

Kakashi pinched his nostrils together as he watched his personal fantasy strip down to bare skin, his eyes clinging to the leather clad rump when the blond bent to remove the stockings.

It was then the blond suddenly walked out of Kakashi's line of vision.

The copy-nin's inner pervert wailed at the top of his lungs in disappointment but the rational side of his personality reasoned that he'd get to see the blond naked soon enough.

As if answering his wish, Naruto reappeared, using a wet cloth to clean the makeup off his face. He then proceeded to take off the leather short shorts, showing that there was nothing under the leather, his firm round globes bouncing slightly with his movements. He turned, exposing his front to the copy nin, the blond curls nestled around the soft member of an uncircumcised manhood as he walked towards the dresser to pull out a pair of boxers and a tee shirt.

Both the inner pervert and the rational side of Kakashi immediately began drooling and scrambling for tissues while the copy-nin's gaze drank in every line, muscle, and shadow of Naruto's body. If ever there was an image for a sun god Naruto would be it and naked that was even more apparent, every inch of the younger man was absolutely flawless.

Naruto slid on the boxers over his tanned and taught little butt and slipped the tee shirt over his head before turning towards the door then his eyes went wide.

Kakashi's exposed dark eye met Naruto's surprised gaze sheepishly as he wiped a little bit of blood away from his nose.

Naruto's cheeks went bright red, "What the hell?"

The copy-nin rubbed the back of his neck as a faint dusting of color graced his face, "Sorry, couldn't help myself."

"You feel that comfortable to take your mask off in front of me?"

Kakashi blinked, he hadn't even realized that he'd taken his mask off. The blush increased, "Well it's hard to be in a relationship if you're wearing a mask all the time and I've known you longer than anyone save Gai."

"Well you could have warned me you were this good looking. I almost had to change my boxers."

The older man's mouth dropped open at the double whammy of Naruto calling him good looking and the boxer's comment, which immediately drew his gaze to the blond's crotch.

Naruto blushed as he walked into the living room, "So, what movie do you want to watch?" he asked as he bent over to look at the dvd's on the bottom shelf, his cute little butt sticking up in the air.

Kakashi's gaze was riveted to the blond's exceptionally fine ass, "Do you have Godzilla? The remake I mean, not one of the originals. I haven't seen the remake yet."

"The one with the American actors?"

"Aa."

"I might have it somewhere give me a minute," Naruto's butt wiggled and jiggled as he looked through the dvd's for the movie.

Being the man he was, Kakashi just shifted his weight to another foot and enjoyed the show, letting the blond's movements keep his mind in the gutter.

"Mmm...I don't seem to have it...I think maybe Sasuke has it. Do you have another movie you want to see?"

"Kill Bill?"

His butt wiggled a little more, "Nope I don't have that either."

"Pulp Fiction?"

"How about Brokeback Mountain or Another Gay Movie?"

"Are you trying to drive me out of my mind?"

"No...I just don't seem to have the movies you asked for?"

"Any action movies at all?"

"Rush Hour?"

"That'll be fine."

Naruto pulled out the movie and then set the disk in the player, "You want some popcorn or something to drink?"

"No, I'm fine."

"You sure you don't wanna share popcorn with me?" Naruto gave him big blue teary eyes.

"If you want some popcorn go ahead and pop some but I don't really like popcorn."

"You wouldn't like popcorn even if you could eat it out of my hand?"

Kakashi eyed the blond, "You are trying to make me lose it."

"No, I'm just trying to make this more of a romantic thing than just a pair of friends watching a movie together."

Kakashi walked over, cupped Naruto's face in his hands and leaned in for a soft, brief kiss, "Last I checked a pair who are just friends don't cuddle on a couch and that's what I'm thinking about."

Naruto's eyes were closed and when Kakashi pulled from his lips to speak he let out a soft sigh, melting within the man's hands.

The copy-nin moved one hand to thread his fingers through Naruto's hair, "Is that better?"

"Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere," the blond sighed dreamily with a lopsided grin.

Kakashi chuckled and blew in Naruto's ear before kissing the pulse below his ear softly, "C'mon we have a movie to watch."

Naruto let out a soft whimper when the copy-nin blew in his ear and shuddered at the kiss, "Mmmkay..."

The older man led the blond over to the couch, grabbing the remote and hitting play before settling on the couch, tugging Naruto down into his lap and wrapping his arms around the blond, his chin resting on Naruto's shoulder.

A happy sound made it's way out of Naruto's mouth. He couldn't believe that this was really happening. It was like a dream come true. He let out a lovelorn sigh before leaning his head against the copy-nin's and watching the movie with him.

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~3 months later~

Kakashi balanced four bowls of Ichiraku ramen while he opened the door to Naruto's apartment. Over the past three months, movie night had become a ritual for them and had come to include ramen beforehand and popcorn for Naruto, Twizzlers for Kakashi during the movie along with the requisite cuddling that occasionally developed into heavy petting. They hadn't actually had sex just yet, Kakashi didn't push preferring Naruto to set the pace and be comfortable, but they did have fun getting each other hot and bothered.

The copy-nin closed the door behind him and called out, "Nikkou, I'm here."

This was it, tonight was the night. Naruto was tiring of getting all hot and bothered and doing nothing about it. He was ready for the next step. And so here he was on the couch, with nothing on but the silver kitty ears he wore at Sakura's costume party and a big grin on his face. He waited for Kakashi to look up and see him there before letting out a "Meow!"

Kakashi dropped the ramen bowls he'd been balancing, his mouth hanging open as his eyes greedily took in every delectable inch of Naruto's nakedness.

Deciding to test the copy nin's composure, he arched his back slightly in a feline movement, then bowed his back down, holding himself upon the arm of the couch, like an animal greeting it's master. He tilted his kitty eared adorned blond head to the side, giving Kakashi those sweet big blue eyes with an adorable pout, "Meow?"

You could almost hear the leash on his libido snap as Kakashi lunged forward to steal Naruto's lips in a kiss so fiery Mt. Vesuvius would be jealous.

Naruto moaned, opening his mouth slightly to allow the older man access to his warm cavern.

The copy-nin's tongue swept into Naruto's mouth, tangling and dancing with the blond's own tongue as he slid a hand down the younger man's muscled back, stopping just before he reached the perfect ass then stroking his hand back up.

"Mmmm" Naruto purred as he pulled from the kiss, and looked into the older man's eyes with his big blues and an adorable pout, "Kakashi-dana...would you please play with me?"

Kakashi's lips took on a wicked curve, "It would be my pleasure Neko-chan."

"Meow!" Was the excited response.

The older man's hands smoothed down Naruto's sides to his thighs as he nuzzled the blond's neck, "Mmm does my kitty want me to pet him in the bedroom or are we playing on the couch?"


"Whatever Kakashi-dana wants to do," The blond purred, leaning into the copy nin's touch.

The silverette nipped lightly at the tendon in Naruto's neck, "Hmm," and lifted the blond off the couch, "I think we'll play on the bed, we can christen the couch another time."

Naruto let out a soft squeak as he was easily lifted into the copy nin's arms, then blushed slightly as his lips elicited a soft moan when his hard erection brushed against Kakashi's torso.

The older man strode to the bedroom, kissing, licking, and nibbling on the column of Naruto's throat, "You taste delicious kitty."

"Meow..." the little blond mewled and purred at the kisses and licks.

A sexy chuckle rumbled from Kakashi's chest as he reached the wrought iron bed and laid Naruto down one it. He took his shirt off and ran his hands from Naruto's waist up to the pecs, pinching the nipples lightly as he bent and licked a line from the center of the blond's chest and up his throat to nibble along the younger man's jaw. He glanced over at the foot of the bed, eyeing the sturdy iron bars before his gaze lit on the mirror above Naruto's dresser directly in front of the end of the bed. He looked back down at Naruto and nuzzled his ear, "I have an idea Naruto."

"What's that Kakashi-dana?"

Kakashi's tongue flicked out to lick Naruto's ear, "I want to tie you to the bed on all fours facing the mirror," he nipped the lobe gently, "and have both of us watch as I love you from behind. You don't have to do it if you don't want to though."

Naruto's cheeks turned a darker shade of rose, "If it's something that Kakashi-dana wants to do, then I want to do it too."

The older man kissed the tip of Naruto's nose, "I'll be right back then," he got up and went to the dresser, looking for something to tie the blond to the bed with that wouldn't chafe the younger man's wrists. All he was able to locate were the fishnet stockings he'd worn at the costume party. He turned with the stockings in hand draping them over the end of the bed before returning to where Naruto was laying. He leaned down to kiss the skin above Naruto's navel then let his tongue trace the marking's of the seal that was flickering in and out of sight.

Kakashi was driving him insane with that tongue of his. The blond writhed and bucked beneath the older man, letting out mewls and whimpers at the ministrations of the silver haired man's pliable muscle.

The scarecrow kissed the skin beneath his mouth and scraped his bottom teeth up Naruto's torso gently before kissing his way over to a pert nipple. He flicked it with his tongue then blew on the saliva the lick had left behind.

Naruto's body arched up into the mouth with a loud cry from his lips. His erection was throbbing and leaking with precum, aching for release, "Please, please...ngh...Kakashi-dana..."

The silverette took the nipple into his mouth and began to suck gently as he slid a hand down Naruto's side and over the hip to take the younger man's cock in hand, running the pad of his thumb over the weeping head.

The blond bucked into the hand that was soothing the ache of his throbbing erection. His breaths came out in pants like a wanton whore as sweat beads began to form on his smooth tanned skin.

Kakashi pulled his mouth off the tiny nub and murmured, "Easy baby."

He nibbled his way back down Naruto's torso to come eye to eye, so to speak, with the blond's cock. He lapped at the slit, tasting the precum that was dripping from it.

Long tanned fingers gripped the bedding beneath him as his breath caught in his throat when the copy nin's tongue brushed across the slit on the tip of his cock, "Ngh...Kakashi-dana! Please! I need..."

His face was flush and that tongue, the bane of his sanity, was pushing the words from his mind as his body was over come with undiluted pleasure.

Kakashi stroked the shaft, "Hmm? What do you need baby?"

"Need you...please...need to...feel...ngh! Please!"

The older man nuzzled the blond's inner thigh, "My mouth?"

The blond let out a whimper, "I need you...inside me...please."

Kakashi backed off and took Naruto's hands, "Come on baby, up on your knees."

The younger man whined as he rolled onto his stomach and shakily got up on his hands and knees.

Kakashi guided the blond's hands up to grip the wrought iron bars of the foot board then reached over for one of the stockings. He began tying it around Naruto's left hand, making sure it was secure but not so tight it would chafe the blond's skin then he took the second stocking and gave the right wrist the same treatment, "Lube?"

Unfortunately, Naruto was not one to always be prepared for everything. He was a moment to moment, fly by the seat of his pants kind of guy. And lube had never crossed his mind when he planned this night out...also a true sign of utter naivety and proof of virginity. A rose flush crossed his cheeks, "Um...what?"

"Do you have any lube baby?"

A redder flush,"...no..."

Kakashi stroked his hands down Naruto's back soothingly, "Any lotion?"

"Why would I have lotion? Lotion's for girls and Neji."

"Conditioner?"

"Again, also for girls and Neji."

"Crisco?"

"Do I look like I'm a cook?"


Kakashi's head dropped onto Naruto's shoulder and he groaned, "Do you have anything we can use for lube?"

Tomato red face, "...no..."

"Are you sure you want to keep going or do you want to wait?"

"I've been wanting to do this for nearly 3 months! Hell no I'm not waiting any longer!" The blond growled from his bonds on the bed.

Kakashi sighed and rubbed Naruto's shoulder gently, "Okay, give me five minutes and I'll be back with lube."

He got off the bed and made a few handsigns, using the shunshin to poof into a drug store's sexual aide aisle. He scanned the shelves quickly, grabbed a container of lube, and dashed to the check-out.

The cashier stared a moment and blood trickled from his nose as he swallowed hard looking down at the container of lube. He scanned the item but it wasn't coming up, "Just a moment, sir I need to go get a box with a better bar code."

He placed the lube on the counter and walked towards the sexual aides aisle just as an old man came up to the counter with a buggy full of fleet enemas, "What you got there, Sonny?"

Kakashi glanced at the old man, "Lubricant."

"Lubricant??" The old man looked at the copy nin incredulously, "What you need lubricant for? Back in my hay day we didn't have all that fancy stuff! We used spit and the body's natural juices! I tell you one thing if you get-" And the old man went on and on and on.

Kakashi, being the shameless man he was just turned to the old man, "Ossan I am not about to risk causing my boyfriend unnecessary pain, especially since it's his first time."

The old man shook his head, "Such a waste that a strapping man like you is attracted to men."

A silver brow twitched and he decided to take a page from Shikamaru's book, "Women are too troublesome."

"Still a shame," The old man stated as the cashier returned with a new box.

"Don't care," with that Kakashi turned back to the cashier.

"That will be 215 ryou, please."

Kakashi took out a 500 ryou note and handed it to the cashier before taking the lube in hand, "Keep the change," and then he poofed out of the store.

When Kakashi reappeared Naruto turned to the copy-nin with a growl, still bent on his knees and his hands tied to the bed, "What the hell took you so long??"

The copy-nin opened the box and tossed the lube onto the bed then went over to pet Naruto's hair, "Cashier had problems," he bent and kissed the corner of Naruto's mouth, "Sorry."

The blond whimpered when it hadn't been a full on kiss but he was so raging hard at the moment. He didn't care as long as Kakashi was going to be making love to him in the next few minutes.

Kakashi stroked a gentle soothing hand down Naruto's flank and laid a string of kisses down his throat, "You ready baby?"

"Please...I need you...it's starting to hurt..." Was the whimpered answer.

The older man licked at Naruto's collarbone then straightened to pull his pants and underwear down. He then crawled up onto the bed so that he was kneeling beside Naruto's lower body. One pale, calloused hand smoothed over Naruto's ass, down the back of a tanned thigh. He reached over and grabbed the lube, popping the cap open to pour it over his fingers. He placed a kiss on one of the blond's ass cheeks as his slicked fingers slipped up the crack of Naruto's ass and rubbed over the little pucker.

The blond mewled as he pushed back on to the fingers as if trying to get on to slip inside him. He pulled and tugged on the stockings around his wrists, wanting so much to touch his lover. Coherent thought was not with him for the moment, as he whimpered and writhed trying to get one of those digits into him.

Kakashi stroked his free hand over Naruto's stomach as he slid his index finger slowly into the blond, pausing to let him adjust to the invasion.

"ngh...hah...haah..." the blond panted, as his bottom wiggled around on the finger inside him trying to get used to the intrusion.

The older man's free hand wrapped around the blond's weeping erection, "Easy love."

The moment the copy-nin's hand was around his erection Naruto's eyes shot wide open, "Ahhhhhhh!!"
He nearly came right then.

Kakashi felt the blond's clenching muscles ease around his finger and moved it, pulling it out slowly then pushing back in. He thrust his finger in and out of his lover, pressing on the muscled walls to stretch the blond a bit.

"Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaah!" The blond cried out each time the finger was thrust into him. He could feel the pressure of his orgasm coil tightly at the base of his cock and when the starburst of white exploded behind his eyes, the coil released and the milky white fluid spilled out of the tip of his cock and onto the bedding beneath him.

The copy-nin leaned over and kissed Naruto's shoulder blade, "You okay baby?"

"I'm sorry...it was just...too much...and I was so hard...and waiting on you to come back...I'm sorry."

The older man nuzzled the nape of Naruto's neck, "Shhh, it's alright. You don't have anything to apologize for."

"Could you...um...do something for me?"

"What do you need baby?"

"You wanna get me hard again?"

Kakashi chuckled, "Any preferred method nikkou?"

Naruto blushed slightly as he mumbled his reply.

"What was that?"

"Would you suck me until I'm hard again?" Naruto mumbled a little louder.

The older man licked the blond's shoulder, "It would be my pleasure."

His finger still inside Naruto's anus he began kissing, nibbling, and licking his way from Naruto's shoulder, down the blond's side, sliding his head under the blond's body so that his mouth was in front of the younger man's now flaccid cock. He took the softened member into his mouth and pulled back, sucking lightly. He repeated the motion and resumed thrusting his finger in and out of Naruto's ass.

"Ngh..." and that's all it took for the member to swell inside of his lover's mouth. He bit his bottom lip to keep his hips from bucking into that tight warmth. It was a distraction from the second finger entering him.

The copy-nin waited a moment to be sure that the second finger he'd slid into the blond wasn't causing Naruto any discomfort then began moving his hand again, scissoring the fingers gently. He used his free hand to gently fondle Naruto's balls while his mouth teased the blond's cock.

Naruto whimpered at the ministrations of that clever tongue and mouth. His eyes were beginning to tear up, and little bit of drool sliped out the corner of his mouth. As soon as the white starburst exploded behind his eyes he cried out, "There!"

Kakashi paused as he realized he'd brushed against Naruto's prostate without meaning to. He took his mouth off Naruto's cock, not wanting to push the blond over the edge again just yet, and gently worked a third finger into his lover.

The blond whimpered at the loss of heat but rocked back on the three long fingers inside of him with soft mewls.

The silverette smirked at the sounds coming from Naruto's mouth and pushed his fingers a little deeper, curling them, this time intentionally hitting the sensitive little bundle of nerves inside Naruto.

"Haaah!" was the response to his prostate being stimulated. He pressed back further onto the fingers whimpering, "Kashi...need you..."

"Easy love, one more finger and then you can have me."

He spread the three fingers already inside the blond to stretch him further and make room for the fourth and final finger, kissing the ridge of Naruto's hipbone as he did so.

"Four?" Naruto glanced back incredulously, "What are you? A bear?"

Kakashi shifted his body so that Naruto could see his naked front in the mirror, "Take a look baby, besides better safe than sorry ne?"

Naruto's eyes widened an a high pitched croak escaped his throat. He had no idea that his lover was THAT big.

Kakashi stroked his free hand down Naruto's side soothingly, "You still want to keep going baby?"

Naruto shut his eyes and took a breath, "Yeah...I can handle it."

The older man nuzzled Naruto's hip, "Okay then, don't worry. I'll take care of you."

"I trust you, koi."

The silverette eased his fingers in and out of the blond, thrusting gently and brushing his middle finger over the younger man's sweet spot every few strokes.

The teen felt the coiling orgasm well up again in the pit of his stomach, "Kashi....Please...hurry...I feel it...Please..."

Kakashi stopped and pulled his fingers out slowly then moved behind Naruto, lining his cock up with the blond's hole, "Look at us in the mirror baby."

The blond glanced up at the mirror with half lidded blue eyes and his face flushed at the sight.

The copy-nin met his eyes in the mirror as he slowly thrust forward, pushing the head of his erection past the tight ring of muscle, "Oh gods baby you're tight."

Naruto gripped the stockings tied around his wrists tightly, as his mouth came open and his eyes squeezed shut. He whimpered at the burning sensation that it caused him as he tried to force his body to relax around the intrusion.

Kakashi slid a soothing hand up Naruto's spine as he stilled, "Shhh, it's okay baby."

"I'm fine...I'm fine...keep going," The blond panted.

The older man pushed forward again, pausing again when Naruto's shoulders tensed.

"Keep going...I can take it..."

Kakashi smoothed his hand back down and under Naruto's body to grasp the blond's hard shaft gently as he pushed in another inch.

"Nghaaah..." the blond started panting and he rested his forehead against the iron foot board of the bed, "All the way Kakshi...please...just get it over with...all the way in."

"Baby I don't want to hurt you."

Naruto glanced back at his copy nin lover, "You won't baby...it's okay...I'll be fine..."

Kakashi kept one hand on Naruto's cock and moved his other down to lay over one of Naruto's bound hands and thread his fingers between the blonds as he pushed forward, slowly stuffing his entire length into his lover.

Naruto let out a choking sound as he tried to spread his knees further apart so he could adjust to the massive length quicker. He took a few short breaths then pushed back on the length to let his lover know he was ready.

The silver haired man bent his head and laid a gentle kiss on Naruto's shoulder and slid his hand up and down the blond's cock slowly as he pulled half his length out of Naruto. He pushed back in angling his hips trying to rub against the blond's prostate.

The blond cried out at the white starburst exploding in his vision, "KAKASHI! THERE!"

A tiny smile curled the older man's lips and he stroked in and out again, hitting Naruto's sweet spot. He licked the skin of the blond's shoulder that was under his mouth and panted as he tried to keep his thrusts controlled.

"Gods! Kashi!!" Naruto cried out, not giving a damn about how loud he was. He was in heaven every time the older man assaulted his prostate and he could feel his orgasm coiling up tighter and tighter getting ready to spring.

Kakashi shuddered as he felt his own peak coming closer and panted into Naruto's ear, "Watch baby, watch us in the mirror."

Blue eyes moved back up to the mirror in front of him. They locked with the mismatched ones of the reflection of his lover. He watched every expression, every movement that his lover made with captivation.

The silverette bit his lip and moaned at the pleasure that washed over Naruto's face, the way the golden body moved with each thrust, "Gods baby, you're so fucking gorgeous."

"Haaah...Haah..." All the blond could do was pant. It was as if language was foreign to him and he couldn't form the words in his mind that he wanted to say. But he was slightly coherent enough to know that his testicles drawing up tightly and the pressure building behind the base of his member was a sign that he was about to explode.

Kakashi rested his head on Naruto's shoulder as he felt his climax approaching. Wanting Naruto to come first he rubbed his thumb over the slit of the blond's cockhead the same time he hit his lover's prostate dead on, "Go over for me baby. Let me see you cum."

The touch across the slit of his member was enough to push the blond over the edge, his body stiffening and his release spilling out once more like it did before on the bedding beneath him as he cried out his lover's name.

The clench of Naruto's passage around his cock sent Kakashi over the edge into orgasm and he thrust deep into the blond, his seed spilling into his lover, "Ah Naruto!."

Naruto panted trying to still his rapidly beating heart as he glanced back at his lover with tired hooded eyes, "Next time, I get to tie you up."


A weak chuckle came from the silverette, "Deal but we should get a few more supplies before then," pale hands released the knots that held Naruto's hand to the bed and Kakashi eased the two of them onto their sides without slipping out of the blond.

The younger man leaned back into his lover's embrace, "Thank you."

"Mmm? What for?"

"Everything."

"You're welcome?"

Naruto got a little quiet, he knew what he wanted to hear from the man, but he wouldn't press it. And he wouldn't be the one to say it before Kakashi did, he wanted the copy nin to be comfortable saying it.

Kakashi's brain was still scrambled from the orgasm but he heard the longing in Naruto's silence and struggled to get his brain cells firing again, "Is something wrong baby?"

"Nothings wrong, koi," Naruto gently stroked the copy-nin's arm for reassurance.

The older man nuzzled the blond's neck, "You sure?"

"Yeah I'm sure."

"Alright," the older man tucked his face into the crook of Naruto's neck, his spent member slipped out of the blond, and he drifted off into sleep.

Naruto just let out a sigh. He never went to bed this early at night,so he was playing hell trying to go to sleep.

The arm Kakashi had draped over Naruto's waist tightened and the older man murmured into the crook of the blond's neck, "Naruto, love you."

The blond smiled to himself stroking the arm that was tight around his waist, "I love you too, Kakashi."

A very light snore answered the blond.

Naruto snickered lightly as he rested his head on the bedding and just let his love hold him. "You better tell me the same thing in the morning when you wake up...heh."

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~next morning~

Kakashi stirred, his eyes cracking open to see golden skin in front of his face. A lazy smile crossed his lips as he remembered what had happened last night. He nuzzled the skin of Naruto's neck and cuddled the blond closer.

"No...No...I don't wanna go with the mushrooms...they'll eat my ramen...." Naruto murmured in his sleep.

The silverette chuckled and nuzzled Naruto's neck again, "Wakey wakey sexy."

Naruto groaned and hid his face under the pillow, "Iruka-sensei, I don't wanna get up..."

"Wrong teacher baby. C'mon open those gorgeous blue eyes."

Naruto sat up sleepily then winced touching the lower part of his body, "I-itai..."

A pale hand reached up to the blond's shoulders, "Don't move around just yet baby."

The blond whimpered as he lay back down on the pillow giving big blue puppy eyes to the copy-nin beside him along with an adorable pout.

Kakashi had to kiss the pout before shifting to his knees next to the blond and laying his hand softly on the younger man's sore ass, "Don't wiggle around."

"What are you doing?"

"Healing your ass."

"EH?????" Naruto glanced back at the copy nin like he had grown a second head.

The hand on Naruto's ass glowed a faint green, "Don't wiggle. I'm no medic nin but I know enough to heal minor injuries."

Naruto just turned his head and shook it before laying it back down onto the pillow.

The older man finished healing the blond's ass and let the healing chakra fade then he applied his hands to the muscles of Naruto's back, massaging any tension and knots out.

Naruto moaned at the touches, "Feels good..."

Kakashi smiled and laid a kiss at the top of his spine, "That's the point nikkou."

"Stop making me feel good...or things are gonna get naughty."

A chuckled answered him, "Don't tempt me love," and Kakashi took his hands off Naruto's skin.

"Ngh...now I'm hungry..." Naruto whined from his place.

A pale hand reached out to ruffle Naruto's hair, "Well you can get up without hurting now. I'll make breakfast."

"Okay..." Naruto started to crawl out of bed as he watched Kakashi leave the bed room and go into the kitchen, "But I really wish you had told me you loved me this morning to wake me..." He said even though he knew Kakashi couldn't hear him being all the way in the kitchen.

The copy-nin dug out some eggs, cheese, and fish. The eggs and cheese were destined for the omelet pan and the fish were going to be fried. He hummed as he applied himself to cooking for his sunshine.

Naruto decided that he needed to take a shower after the late night of passion. He was sure he smelled, so he turned on the hot water to where he could stand it and let the spray hit his tanned body.

Kakashi finished breakfast and went to find his lover. He heard the shower running and went to check it out, leaning on the doorjamb when he saw Naruto standing under the spray rinsing soap off his body and out of his hair.

Naruto sighed as he let the water wash away the soap, 'Maybe it's something difficult for him to do since he's lost so many people that he loves. I shouldn't push him...he'll tell me when he's ready to.' He stepped out of the shower grabbing a towel to dry himself with still deep in thought.

The copy-nin grabbed the towel from the tanned hands, drawing Naruto's surprised gaze, and then wrapped the blond up in the towel and his arms from behind, "Breakfast is ready."

"Oh...okay," He turned in the copy-nin's arms and gently kissed the corner of Kakashi's mouth, "Thank you." then he pulled from the embrace and walked into the bedroom to get dressed.


The older man frowned as the blond left his arms. He had the sneaking suspicion that Naruto was looking for something from him and he wasn't giving it to him. He followed his lover into the bedroom and watched him dress in confusion. 'What am I missing?'

As soon as the blond was dressed, he sniffed the air, "Mmm, something smells really good." He gave Kakashi one of his trademark grins, "I hope it tastes as good as it smells."

"Well if it doesn't you can kick my ass."

"Nah, I'll just spank you and tell you not to cook it again," the blond chuckled.

Kakashi laughed and reached out to wrapped an arm around Naruto's shoulders and kissed his temple, "Gods I love you, c'mon let eat," he let Naruto go and began to walk to the kitchen.

Naruto smiled softly, then sat down to eat, only asking, "How?"

"Hmm?"

"How do you love me?"

The silverette blinked, "What do you mean how do I love you?"

Naruto shrugged as he put a fork full of food in his mouth, "I was just curious."

Mismatched eyes narrowed and Kakashi got up from his chair to go over to the blond, crouched next to Naruto, and reached up to turn the younger man's face to his, "Naruto, you know I love you right? You know I'm not just joking around don't you?"

Naruto's eyes widened. He hadn't meant to make the copy-nin think he thought the man didn't love him, "Gomen Nasai, Kakashi...I think I said that all wrong. What I meant was I want you to tell me how much you love me...it makes me feel good when you say it and I'm just curious about what you think about when you say you love me."

The pale nimble fingers traced over Naruto's face, "I think about a lot of things. Your humor, your big heart, your determination, your protectiveness, every facet of you."

The blond's eyes closed softly as he leaned into the touch, a soft smile adorning his face as he listened to Kakashi's every word.

"I love every quirk, flaw, and every good point you have. You own my heart."

"You've owned mine for years..." Naruto leaned forward to capture the older man's lips.

The silverette returned the kiss firmly and played with the short strands of hair at the nape of Naruto's neck.

The younger male pulled from the kiss, stroking the face of his love before him, "Breakfast is getting cold, love."

Kakashi smiled, "Okay," he went back to his chair trailing his fingers down Naruto's arm as he did so, "So how's the food?"

"Wonderful, but not near as wonderful as you are."

"Nice to know I've escaped being spanked."

"Pft...just wait...you'll be spanked yet."

The older man took a bite of fish, "Just remember that turn about is fair play."

"Unless you deserve it..."

A silver brow rose, "Hands only."

"What if I want to use a horse whip?"

"No, absolutely not, I'm not a masochist."

"I never said you were." Naruto chuckled as he ate another bite of food.

"The horse whip implies it."

"Except behind closed doors."

"No whips."

Naruto snickered, "Chickenshit."

"And proud of it."

Naruto let out a loud belt of laughter.

The older man smiled, "So anything you want to do today?"

The blond shrugged, "I was thinking of going to talk to Kiba and tell him I lost my virginity to you."

"Uh why?"

"So he could spread it around the village and ruin your reputation."

Kakashi tilted his head, "Reputation?"

"You know, how people look at you."

"Still don't get it."

"Instead of you being the great copy-nin, they'd view you as a dirty old man."

"Doesn't matter, as long as I'm your dirty old man."

Naruto snickered, "Do you really think I'd run off and tell everyone our business?"

"No, you value your privacy too much. You might tell Kiba or another friend that you finally got your cherry popped but you'd threaten them with serious injury if they spread it around."

Naruto grimaced, "I never had a cherry to pop to begin with...only girls have cherries."

Kakashi chuckled, "It's just a figure of speech baby."

The boy only playfully stuck his tongue out at his lover, "You're no fun to tease unless I'm prancing around in tight leather."

"Well if you feel you must tease me today, I'll wait while you get the leather."

"Maybe I should make you wear the leather and prance all around the village."

"You're a little more slender than me nikkou I doubt all the corn starch in the world could get your leather pants on me, though I love trying to get in them."

"Then I'm just gonna have to buy you a pair."

Kakashi shook his head, "Not really, I do actually have a pair of leather pants though they're not quite as...revealing as yours."

A sly grin appeared on the tanned features of the blond.

A silver brow rose, "What?"

"Nothing," his smile widened as he gathered the plates up to wash, "Didn't Tsunade-baachan have a solo mission for you to go on this after noon?"

The older man got up and went behind Naruto to wrap his arms around the blond, "Nothing my ass, you're planning something."

"Maybe I'll have a surprise for you when you get home."

Kakashi nuzzled Naruto's neck, "Mmm why do I have to leave? I could always send Tsunade a message saying that I'm indisposed."

"Because, good little ninjas get surprises and ninjas that avoid work don't."

"Good I'll go along with but I'm far from little."

"You showed me that last night."

A deep chuckle rose from Kakashi's throat, "And people say I have a dirty mind. I was already planning on asking her to send someone else so I could spend the day with you, doing what people in love do."

"You can't wait to get me back in the bed can you," Naruto rolled his eyes as he placed the dishes he just washed into the drainer.

"Hey get your mind out of the gutter, I meant cuddling on the couch, talking about nothing in particular, and maybe going on a picnic. But yes, since you brought it up, I am looking forward to getting you back into bed, or the kitchen counter, or the coffee table, or any available surface really."

"Not today though, even though you used a healing technique I'm still a little sore."

"Like I said, I was thinking of the simple things that couples do, not sex."

Naruto nodded, "Then I guess you'll have to wait to get the surprise then, ne?"

Kakashi kissed Naruto's temple, "I'd really rather have the day with you anyway, unless this surprise entails a weekend to ourselves."

"No...it was something else but it can wait," Naruto smiled devilishly.

"That's fine, so what do you like in a picnic?"

"Ramen, you reading that silly book of yours, ramen, me laying on your lap while studying a jutsu scroll, ramen, both of us underneath a tree, ramen, and we're stretched out on a blanket, ramen."

Kakashi kissed the blond's forehead, "Okay so couch cuddle til lunch then a quick stop at Ichiraku before going to picnic. I'll go send a note to Tsunade," he was halfway to the bedroom when he turned and looked back at his lover, "And it's not a silly book."

"Yes, it is...you just don't know any better."

The silver haired jonin gave Naruto a challenging look, "Prove it."

"It's het, it has no yaoi...you're gay...yet you read it like it's Harry Potter...that's silly."

"I like the way Jiraiya writes, he didn't write yaoi, and I can easily put another man in the heroine's place."

"He has only one book that was any good, and I've got that sucker stashed where you cant find it."

A silver brow raised, "I'll have to convince you to let me read it one day then."

"You're gonna catch hell trying, I have yet to let anyone touch it. It's very precious to me."

Kakashi smiled, "Or you could always read it to me."

"Maybe...if you behave..."

"I'll have to be good after today then won't I?"

"That means no teasing as in no groping or trying to get me hard just for laughs."

Kakashi went back to Naruto, "Baby I would never do that for laughs. Grope you because I want to touch you, yes. Try to get you hard so I can make and watch you cum, hell yes but for laughs? Not a snowball's fucking chance in the hot side of hell. "

"That was a...very colorful...reply..."

"Less colorful than I wanted to be actually. I don't think I like that you've got such a low opinion of me and my sense of humor."

"I'm only teasing you love, I don't have a low opinion of you at all. I know you'll respect my request."

Kakashi kissed the tip of the blond's nose, "Hmm. Well I'd better shoot that note off before Tsunade gets knee deep in paperwork."

"Yeah, she gets in a bad mood before she gets your note and then you can say bye bye to our day."

Kakashi chuckled and walked to the bedroom to dig out a notepad and pen. He wrote out his request, summoned Pakkun to take it to Tsunade, then turned his attention to getting ready for the day. He was looking forward to a full day of just relaxing with Naruto, neither one of them got the opportunity very often.

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