The Teabagging Ninja
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,421
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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The Teabagging Ninja
Author's Note: Okay, this is a completely an utterly random idea that popped into my mind while I was reading an article about videogaming and tea bagging lol. Thought it would be interesting to write a crack fic about it.
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The Tea-bagging Ninja
By Feion Phylar
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Naruto Uzumaki had done a lot of crazy shit in his life.
Crazy. Shit.
He was a prankster, he was jokester and a pervert of sorts but Naruto knew if there was one thing he wasn’t it was suicidal. “Kiba, you are dog fucking nuts.”
“I’ll take that as a compliment. It’s nice to know that there’s a dare that can have even you second guessing yourself.” The dog lover said as he sported a full fledge, shit-eating grin. it had been normal evening at Naruto's apartment in which the two decided to meet up and have dinner. Ramen for Naruto and Chinese takeout for Kiba.“I honestly didn’t think I would have been able to come up with a dare good enough to top the last one.”
“You call this ‘Good’? Are you crazy? I am NOT tea bagging a sleeping Uchiha! That’s not a DARE, Kiba, you’re asking me to sign a death warrant.” The blonde all but shouted at his partner in crime, whom he felt more inclined to clobber with each passing second.
“What? I am not asking you to do it awake,” the brunette laughed. “I was thinking that maybe we could get him drunk or something. Once he’s knocked out we can take some blackmail pictures and all will be well with the world.”
Naruto fixed Kiba an incredulous stare, ramen noodles dangling precariously from his lips. He couldn’t believe the dumb ass was still trying to convince him. It had to be the stupidest dare since the time Kiba managed to convince him to steal Sakura's panties and wear them. To this day, he could still remember cold feeling of death as his life flashed before his eyes.“You. Need. Help. And I need my balls. No thanks man.”
“Aww, come on Naruto! I can’t believe you’re backing out. This dare is perfect! It’s just what we need to put the pompous Uchiha in his place.” Kiba declared, slamming his hands down on the table to get the blonde’s attention. “Tea bagging is the ultimate humiliation. This is our victory dance, Naruto, our time to show him who is boss!" The shaggy haired male declared getting up to strike a pose atop the old crusty couch. "If it makes you feel better, just think of it as another round of Halo online.”
“There’s a difference between pixel tea bagging and ACTUALLY putting my nuts in another man’s MOUTH. HIS MOUTH, Kiba; that’s nasty. And just in case you didn't notice, it's homo.” Naruto wrinkled his nose in disgust as the mental image of his family jewels being dipped into the bastard’s mouth flashed into mind. “Ugh...I think I am losing my appetite.”
Kiba huffed indignantly as he settled back into the couch. “Since when did you turn into such a pussy…”
That was it. “Excuse me?”
“I said, when did NARUTO UZUMAKI turn into such a pussy.” The brunette repeated with a knowing smirk as he emphasized every letter of his name.
The blue eyed teen finished the last of the noodles in his bowl in one final, noisy slurp.
“You’re on.”
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The Tea-bagging Ninja
By Feion Phylar
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Naruto Uzumaki had done a lot of crazy shit in his life.
Crazy. Shit.
He was a prankster, he was jokester and a pervert of sorts but Naruto knew if there was one thing he wasn’t it was suicidal. “Kiba, you are dog fucking nuts.”
“I’ll take that as a compliment. It’s nice to know that there’s a dare that can have even you second guessing yourself.” The dog lover said as he sported a full fledge, shit-eating grin. it had been normal evening at Naruto's apartment in which the two decided to meet up and have dinner. Ramen for Naruto and Chinese takeout for Kiba.“I honestly didn’t think I would have been able to come up with a dare good enough to top the last one.”
“You call this ‘Good’? Are you crazy? I am NOT tea bagging a sleeping Uchiha! That’s not a DARE, Kiba, you’re asking me to sign a death warrant.” The blonde all but shouted at his partner in crime, whom he felt more inclined to clobber with each passing second.
“What? I am not asking you to do it awake,” the brunette laughed. “I was thinking that maybe we could get him drunk or something. Once he’s knocked out we can take some blackmail pictures and all will be well with the world.”
Naruto fixed Kiba an incredulous stare, ramen noodles dangling precariously from his lips. He couldn’t believe the dumb ass was still trying to convince him. It had to be the stupidest dare since the time Kiba managed to convince him to steal Sakura's panties and wear them. To this day, he could still remember cold feeling of death as his life flashed before his eyes.“You. Need. Help. And I need my balls. No thanks man.”
“Aww, come on Naruto! I can’t believe you’re backing out. This dare is perfect! It’s just what we need to put the pompous Uchiha in his place.” Kiba declared, slamming his hands down on the table to get the blonde’s attention. “Tea bagging is the ultimate humiliation. This is our victory dance, Naruto, our time to show him who is boss!" The shaggy haired male declared getting up to strike a pose atop the old crusty couch. "If it makes you feel better, just think of it as another round of Halo online.”
“There’s a difference between pixel tea bagging and ACTUALLY putting my nuts in another man’s MOUTH. HIS MOUTH, Kiba; that’s nasty. And just in case you didn't notice, it's homo.” Naruto wrinkled his nose in disgust as the mental image of his family jewels being dipped into the bastard’s mouth flashed into mind. “Ugh...I think I am losing my appetite.”
Kiba huffed indignantly as he settled back into the couch. “Since when did you turn into such a pussy…”
That was it. “Excuse me?”
“I said, when did NARUTO UZUMAKI turn into such a pussy.” The brunette repeated with a knowing smirk as he emphasized every letter of his name.
The blue eyed teen finished the last of the noodles in his bowl in one final, noisy slurp.
“You’re on.”