It All Started With Ramen

Note: Chapters 1 and 2 start off slow. Hope you enjoy. :)

"Do you have to SLURP your food, deadlast?" the dark-haired genin asked his blond companion.
Naruto glared at Sasuke from the corners of his eyes, frowning around the noodles dangling from his mouth. Giving a particularly loud slurp, as if to specifically annoy the other boy, he finished the strands of noodle and turned his attention fully to the dark-haired youth.
"Why are you such a damn bastard?" Naruto asked, his eyes narrowed.
"Hn. I was just asking a question," Sasuke stated calmly, hiding his amusement and the twitch at the corner of his lips. He idly toyed with his ramen before bringing some up to his mouth; unfortunately, he couldn't stop the small slurp from escaping and instantly felt his cheeks flush.
"HA!" Naruto leapt to his feet, practically thrusting his finger up Sasuke's nose as he pointed it dead-center to the boy's face. "I heard that! You slurped!"
Sasuke could feel the beginnings of a twitch in his right eye. Of COURSE Naruto had to notice that small sound. Hardly a slurp, Sasuke thought.
"That...was hardly...a slurp."
Naruto gave that infuriating grin of his, saying "You're right...I've heard GIRLS slurp better. You can't slurp like a man!"
Sasuke's eyes definitely twitched a few times then. Naruto was goading him, he knew. And yet, he couldn't let Naruto think he was better than himself at anything. Damn it! Sasuke's eye twitched again. Maybe he could still get out of it...
"I CAN slurp," Sasuke spoke slowly, "I just choose not to. It's barbaric."
"Ha! You can't slurp. You're just using that as an excuse."
Sasuke let out a soft, yet exasperated, sigh. He should have known better. It'd never be that easy when Naruto's involved. Never. And yet he couldn't bring himself to let Naruto win, even if it was such a minor victory. Damn it, just let it go...
"Hn...fine," Sasuke pushed his bowl away and motioned for two new ones. Was he really going to go through with this? He couldn't believe he was letting Naruto get the better of him. Or...wasn't letting Naruto getting the better of him, however one might look at it. He huffed softly and rested his elbow on the counter, jamming his chin down on his fist in an almost childish manner.
"Well, while we wait, I'm going to the bathroom!" Naruto announced loudly.
"Already?"
"Need to make room!" the blond shouted almost happily, dashing off.
Sasuke's eye twitched.

Sasuke felt dirty. Dirty and full. He pushed his bowl away from him and glanced to the side, where Naruto was leaning back on the stool and rubbing his practically bulging belly contentedly. Any further and Sasuke was sure the blond would fall off. He wiped his mouth with the side of his hand, turning his eyes to the empty bowl before him. Honestly, Sasuke was surprised he wasn't feeling SICK. They'd slurped through two bowls of ramen each. He couldn't help but to feel like a slob, even if he hadn't soaked the front of his shirt with broth...unlike a certain team mate of his.
Naruto didn't seem to care, however. The blond was chortling under his breath, and, seconds later, leaned back a touch too far. His feet flipped up over him as he fell backwards, landing on his stomach on the ground. And still the blonde giggled, laying there in the dirt on his belly, head raised a bit so his chin was perpindicular to the ground. "I won," the blond stated simply.
Sasuke's eyes narrowed sharply. "You did not!" he retorted.
"Did so!" Naruto pushed himself up, drawing his knees forward before resting back on them, resting his palms on his thighs and grinning broadly, infuriatingly, up at Sasuke. "I totally blew you out of the water! Believe it!"
"I'll believe no such thing," Sasuke snapped, eyes darting to the ramen-maker.
The man simply raised his hands and shook his head, backing away with a 'Not getting into it' look. Sasuke huffed, looking back at the blonde. Naruto was still sitting on his knees grinning like an idiot. Sasuke couldn't help but to roll his eyes, still hardly able to believe he'd let Naruto goad him into such a disgusting contest. He couldn't even pull off a decisive victory; Naruto believed he'd won. Hardly surprising, though...the blonde had years of slurping over him. Sasuke sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose, standing slowly.
"Sasuke!" Naruto pulled himself up to his feet, keeping that grin upon his face. Sasuke had been about to turn away when the blonde called his name. He frowned and looked back. Sasuke couldn't help but raise his brows as he watched the expressions changing over the blonde's face; Naruto seemed confused and unsure as to what was happening.
"What is it, deadlast?"
Naruto frowned, eyes squeezed shut. Sasuke couldn't figure out why the boy did that, really. Odd. Finally, Naruto spoke, "Bastard, come to my house."
"What?!" Sasuke couldn't keep the surprise out of his voice. Had Naruto just asked him to...
"Come to my house. Please?" there was an odd note of urgency in the blonde's voice.
Sasuke regarded Naruto, brows furrowed as he tried to figure the blond out. What was going on? Naruto had never invited him over before. Why now? Why today?
"I need you...your help," Naruto said urgently, adding the last bit as if correcting himself.
Sasuke was curious, staring at Naruto as if the blond had gone mad. "What...did you say?"
"I need your help!" Naruto whined impatiently, reaching out and grabbing Sasuke by the wrist, giving it a childish tug. Naruto tugged harder, pulling a startled Sasuke up against him, letting his raven-haired friend and rival feel the erection under his bright orange pants. "I don't know what's going on, but I need you, that's all I know! I'll do anything! Just...please. Make it go away. Only you can do it, for some reason I know that! And I hate it!"
Sasuke squirmed, feeling Naruto's erection against his hip. He got hold of the boy and firmly pushed the blond to arm's length. "Dammit, get off me! If you hate me so badly, take care of yourself."
Naruto latched onto Sasuke as if his life depended on it. "No! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'll do anything! PLEASE!"
Sasuke groaned and stepped back. "You'll do ANYTHING?"
"Anything!"
Sasuke paused for a moment. "Fine. Lead the way...I'll give you something to REALLY slurp on."