Shagadelic Baby
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Shagadelic Baby
Title: Shagadelic Baby
Author: MoiyaHatake
Characters/Pairings: Kakashi, Minato, YonKaka
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language, oral sex, anal sex, carpet fetish.
Summary: Minato introduces Kakashi to the joys of shag carpeting.
Authors Notes: Written for the YonKaka Community on LiveJournal, April 4, 2008, and dedicated to Christalisee on Y!Gallery for her art piece "Taking Down Road 69" which was inspired by a fic titled "The Only Cure for Gravity" by Frackin_sweet on LiveJournal.
~*~
“Did I mention I don’t want to be here?” Kakashi hissed.
Minato rolled his eyes and ran his hand over the fabric, “Too rough.”
“Do you even have an idea of what your looking for?”
“Something not rough. Eww. And not green. Reminds me of Gai’s spandex.”
“Minato. It’s a carpet that you’ll walk on, spill things on and even piss on if your drunk enough to miss the bathroom completely. The only time you’ll even look at it is when your face down after pissing on it, out cold and snoring. So does it really matter...”
“This one’s nice.”
“Your not listening again are you. I hate shopping with you. And no, orange is not nice and what the hell kind of carpet looks like it needs a hair cut?”
“YOU need a hair cut. THIS is called shag. I happen to like it. Feel.”
There was a brief struggle that ended with Minato pinning Kakashi to the floor, head locked under one arm.
“Can I help you two gentlemen with anything?”
Minato looked up smiling, “I'm looking for a carpet.”
“Nothing odd like that furry thing you call shag.” Kakashi growled, face turning red.
“Actually, I like the shag. Is orange the only color you have?”
“Your only saying that because I hate it.” Kakashi tugged long blond strands.
“I'm sorry. It’s the last shag we have in stock. Would you like to order another color?”
“Nope. Ill take this one.” he used Kakashi’s head for leverage and shoved up, following the salesman away from the grumbling shinobi.
~*~
“I cant believe you really bought this ugly piece of.........what are you doing?” Kakashi stared wide eyed from the window sill, original thoughts completely stalled by the vision presented to him.
“I'm snuggling my carpet. Want to join me?”
“Have you lost your mind Minato? Get off the floor.”
“No. Come down here and feel my shag.” blue eyes twinkled mischievously.
“Your twisted.” Kakashi smirked, letting his feet drop so he could remove his shoes, “And you look like a dog trying to rub your scent all over that thing.”
“If you hurry up and come down here Ill rub my scent all over you.” Minato rolled onto his back and slid a hand down his chest, stomach, slipping fingers beneath the waistband of his pants.
Kakashi felt the temperature in the room rise significantly. He was starting to like this shag carpet. At least the effect it was having on his blue eyed lover was appealing he grinned. He also had to admit he liked the feel of it under his feet. It was surprisingly plush and tickled his skin.
Of coarse the goose bumps springing up all over his body had more to do with Minato pushing up, almost catlike, on hands and knees and ....fuck me....crawling seductively across that ugly orange carpet of his.
“You...uh...been sniffing this thing?” Kakashi eyed the carpet, trying hard to ignore the blond feline rubbing against his legs, “Did you even check to make sure it wasn’t made of toxic materials?”
“Kashi-kun...” Minato purred, running ran his hands up toned thighs.
“Cuz...you know...I..uh...have sensitive skin.”
One lone blond eyebrow rose skeptically, “Sensitive?”
“I could break out in a rash...or...” he felt his breath leave his lungs when Minato leaned forward, nuzzling the obvious bulge in his pants, “...or worse....” he whispered, captivated by the man on his knees looking more like a sex kitten than the Hokage of a powerful village.
Blue eyes snapped up to watch Kakashi’s face, lips parted, cheeks flushed, fingers teasingly sliding along the edge of Kakashi’s pants, “All natural fibers.” he smirked, tugging the material down just enough to expose the soft flesh stretched over smooth powerful muscle and sharp curvaceous bone.
Kakashi shivered when he straightened his back, soft blond hairs tickled his stomach, hands roaming over quivering abs. He could feel Minato’s steamy breath, then his hot slick tongue as it flicked out to taste him again and again, thumbs rubbing circles against tense hips.
He slid long pale fingers into blond strands, anchoring himself to the man sending pleasure filled shockwaves up his spine, “I think....I'm starting to like....shag carpeting.”
Minato’s hand darted up unexpectedly, curling around the back of his neck and before Kakashi could put two and two together he was pinned beneath wiggling hips.
He understood the wiggling when a pair of pants flew over his head. Where they landed he could only guess because he was too busy trying to save his tongue from disappearing down Minato’s throat. Soft hands busy trying to divest him of his own shirt while he was temporarily distracted.
“I want you to feel for yourself why I love shag.” Minato panted, roughly tugging the fabric over Kakashi’s head and tossing it after the pants. He pushed himself backwards, snagging the hip hugging waistband and pulling down until they slipped off Kakashi’s raised feet and joined the other randomly discarded clothing.
The silver haired shinobi’s first thought was that little fingers were tickling him everywhere. Most noticeably his ass and balls which sent a small tremor through his limbs. All other thoughts escaped through his mouth in the guise of a deep moan.
“Roll over.”
“Wha-“ he mumbled. Why was he talking instead of sucking? “Noooo.” Kakashi whined, pushing at the mop of blond hair, trying to coax that amazingly hot mouth and devious tongue back down to continue the mind blowing job they had started.
“Over.” Minato commanded, nudging his naked lover onto his stomach and laying flush against his back, “Now. Isn’t that a nice feeling? All those little fibers teasing your sensitive cock.”
Kami save him because if that deliciously dirty mouth continued whispering naughty things in his ear.....Minato was oozing seductively obscene desire and it was driving him into a orgasmic frenzy and he loved him for it.
Kakashi dug his fingers into the carpet, pressing his forehead down to leverage himself and push back into the heat of Minato pressing between his buttocks, coaxing him to rub his body back and forth against the shag beneath him.
He didn’t have words.
He thought the man was insane before, but now...with his own arousal sliding between those tickling little fingers, brushing against his tightening balls and teasing his overly sensitive skin everywhere they touched, he just knew Minato was a brilliant pervert.
His newly developed opinion of shag....
It was fucking sexy as hell and brought a whole new level of stimulation he couldn’t have thought possible.
Somewhere in the back of his over heating brain he wondered how Minato had discovered this little fetish and when an image of his blond demon masturbating against a similar carpet flooded his brain he felt a familiar tingle start at the base of his cock and had to force himself to stop moving.
Stop thinking.
Stop everything.
“Fuck....” he grunted when the tingling persisted, his head still swimming with the near orgasmic rush, “Minato....ahhhh.....shit shit shit...” he panted when he felt the blunt head of Minato’s cock pressing against his entrance, hands clutched tightly against his hips, “Oh fuck....I'm going....”
In one smooth deliberate push, Minato slid himself balls deep into his lover, forcing a cry from Kakashi’s throat, his body convulsing, releasing himself into the funky orange shag while milking his blond lover of his own seed.
Minato bite down hard to muffle his own cry of ecstasy, keeping himself buried within Kakashi’s clenching warmth until they both fell limp and shaking together.
“I think...I'm in love...with your carpet.” Kakashi’s muffled declaration made Minato smile like a fool.
“I'm glad.” the blond nuzzled short silver hairs, “What’s your opinion on motorcycles then?”
Author: MoiyaHatake
Characters/Pairings: Kakashi, Minato, YonKaka
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language, oral sex, anal sex, carpet fetish.
Summary: Minato introduces Kakashi to the joys of shag carpeting.
Authors Notes: Written for the YonKaka Community on LiveJournal, April 4, 2008, and dedicated to Christalisee on Y!Gallery for her art piece "Taking Down Road 69" which was inspired by a fic titled "The Only Cure for Gravity" by Frackin_sweet on LiveJournal.
~*~
“Did I mention I don’t want to be here?” Kakashi hissed.
Minato rolled his eyes and ran his hand over the fabric, “Too rough.”
“Do you even have an idea of what your looking for?”
“Something not rough. Eww. And not green. Reminds me of Gai’s spandex.”
“Minato. It’s a carpet that you’ll walk on, spill things on and even piss on if your drunk enough to miss the bathroom completely. The only time you’ll even look at it is when your face down after pissing on it, out cold and snoring. So does it really matter...”
“This one’s nice.”
“Your not listening again are you. I hate shopping with you. And no, orange is not nice and what the hell kind of carpet looks like it needs a hair cut?”
“YOU need a hair cut. THIS is called shag. I happen to like it. Feel.”
There was a brief struggle that ended with Minato pinning Kakashi to the floor, head locked under one arm.
“Can I help you two gentlemen with anything?”
Minato looked up smiling, “I'm looking for a carpet.”
“Nothing odd like that furry thing you call shag.” Kakashi growled, face turning red.
“Actually, I like the shag. Is orange the only color you have?”
“Your only saying that because I hate it.” Kakashi tugged long blond strands.
“I'm sorry. It’s the last shag we have in stock. Would you like to order another color?”
“Nope. Ill take this one.” he used Kakashi’s head for leverage and shoved up, following the salesman away from the grumbling shinobi.
~*~
“I cant believe you really bought this ugly piece of.........what are you doing?” Kakashi stared wide eyed from the window sill, original thoughts completely stalled by the vision presented to him.
“I'm snuggling my carpet. Want to join me?”
“Have you lost your mind Minato? Get off the floor.”
“No. Come down here and feel my shag.” blue eyes twinkled mischievously.
“Your twisted.” Kakashi smirked, letting his feet drop so he could remove his shoes, “And you look like a dog trying to rub your scent all over that thing.”
“If you hurry up and come down here Ill rub my scent all over you.” Minato rolled onto his back and slid a hand down his chest, stomach, slipping fingers beneath the waistband of his pants.
Kakashi felt the temperature in the room rise significantly. He was starting to like this shag carpet. At least the effect it was having on his blue eyed lover was appealing he grinned. He also had to admit he liked the feel of it under his feet. It was surprisingly plush and tickled his skin.
Of coarse the goose bumps springing up all over his body had more to do with Minato pushing up, almost catlike, on hands and knees and ....fuck me....crawling seductively across that ugly orange carpet of his.
“You...uh...been sniffing this thing?” Kakashi eyed the carpet, trying hard to ignore the blond feline rubbing against his legs, “Did you even check to make sure it wasn’t made of toxic materials?”
“Kashi-kun...” Minato purred, running ran his hands up toned thighs.
“Cuz...you know...I..uh...have sensitive skin.”
One lone blond eyebrow rose skeptically, “Sensitive?”
“I could break out in a rash...or...” he felt his breath leave his lungs when Minato leaned forward, nuzzling the obvious bulge in his pants, “...or worse....” he whispered, captivated by the man on his knees looking more like a sex kitten than the Hokage of a powerful village.
Blue eyes snapped up to watch Kakashi’s face, lips parted, cheeks flushed, fingers teasingly sliding along the edge of Kakashi’s pants, “All natural fibers.” he smirked, tugging the material down just enough to expose the soft flesh stretched over smooth powerful muscle and sharp curvaceous bone.
Kakashi shivered when he straightened his back, soft blond hairs tickled his stomach, hands roaming over quivering abs. He could feel Minato’s steamy breath, then his hot slick tongue as it flicked out to taste him again and again, thumbs rubbing circles against tense hips.
He slid long pale fingers into blond strands, anchoring himself to the man sending pleasure filled shockwaves up his spine, “I think....I'm starting to like....shag carpeting.”
Minato’s hand darted up unexpectedly, curling around the back of his neck and before Kakashi could put two and two together he was pinned beneath wiggling hips.
He understood the wiggling when a pair of pants flew over his head. Where they landed he could only guess because he was too busy trying to save his tongue from disappearing down Minato’s throat. Soft hands busy trying to divest him of his own shirt while he was temporarily distracted.
“I want you to feel for yourself why I love shag.” Minato panted, roughly tugging the fabric over Kakashi’s head and tossing it after the pants. He pushed himself backwards, snagging the hip hugging waistband and pulling down until they slipped off Kakashi’s raised feet and joined the other randomly discarded clothing.
The silver haired shinobi’s first thought was that little fingers were tickling him everywhere. Most noticeably his ass and balls which sent a small tremor through his limbs. All other thoughts escaped through his mouth in the guise of a deep moan.
“Roll over.”
“Wha-“ he mumbled. Why was he talking instead of sucking? “Noooo.” Kakashi whined, pushing at the mop of blond hair, trying to coax that amazingly hot mouth and devious tongue back down to continue the mind blowing job they had started.
“Over.” Minato commanded, nudging his naked lover onto his stomach and laying flush against his back, “Now. Isn’t that a nice feeling? All those little fibers teasing your sensitive cock.”
Kami save him because if that deliciously dirty mouth continued whispering naughty things in his ear.....Minato was oozing seductively obscene desire and it was driving him into a orgasmic frenzy and he loved him for it.
Kakashi dug his fingers into the carpet, pressing his forehead down to leverage himself and push back into the heat of Minato pressing between his buttocks, coaxing him to rub his body back and forth against the shag beneath him.
He didn’t have words.
He thought the man was insane before, but now...with his own arousal sliding between those tickling little fingers, brushing against his tightening balls and teasing his overly sensitive skin everywhere they touched, he just knew Minato was a brilliant pervert.
His newly developed opinion of shag....
It was fucking sexy as hell and brought a whole new level of stimulation he couldn’t have thought possible.
Somewhere in the back of his over heating brain he wondered how Minato had discovered this little fetish and when an image of his blond demon masturbating against a similar carpet flooded his brain he felt a familiar tingle start at the base of his cock and had to force himself to stop moving.
Stop thinking.
Stop everything.
“Fuck....” he grunted when the tingling persisted, his head still swimming with the near orgasmic rush, “Minato....ahhhh.....shit shit shit...” he panted when he felt the blunt head of Minato’s cock pressing against his entrance, hands clutched tightly against his hips, “Oh fuck....I'm going....”
In one smooth deliberate push, Minato slid himself balls deep into his lover, forcing a cry from Kakashi’s throat, his body convulsing, releasing himself into the funky orange shag while milking his blond lover of his own seed.
Minato bite down hard to muffle his own cry of ecstasy, keeping himself buried within Kakashi’s clenching warmth until they both fell limp and shaking together.
“I think...I'm in love...with your carpet.” Kakashi’s muffled declaration made Minato smile like a fool.
“I'm glad.” the blond nuzzled short silver hairs, “What’s your opinion on motorcycles then?”