Cherries, Rocks, Furry

Title: Cherries, Rock, Furry
Author: MoiyaHatake
Characters/Pairings: Minato, Kakashi, YonKaka
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: kinks, oral sex, humor

Written in a mad rush of giggles and dirty thoughts so this isn't my best writing, but I was given three wonderful prompts and this is the result. Originally posted on the YonKaka community on LiveJournal, March 15, 2008.

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Cherries, Rock, Furry

He really hated it when Kakashi got to pick the date words for the week.

Minato eyed the small piece of paper dubiously.

Why did he agree to this again?

Oh yeah, because Kakashi felt they needed some spark and inspiration added to their apparently boring routine.

Minato rolled his eyes and tucked the paper into his vest praying his Icha Icha reading lover didn’t find some new kink that would humiliate him or make him do strange things.

By strange he meant wearing a maids costume.

Last Halloween.

Minato frowned deeply at the memory.

Sure the sex had been amazing but sometimes he just had to wonder what went through his silver haired partners head.

Perhaps he’d been hit one too many times in the head over the years?

Minato conceded this was most likely the cause for his silver haired lovers strange sexual appetite and flicked off the light to his office before heading home.

He took the long way, of coarse.

He was in no hurry to find out what Kakashi could do with cherries, rocks or furies.....whatever the hell that was.

A small stuffed animal popped into his head. Not too bad. Then an image of something he’d rather avoid popped into his head and he did an about face and retraced his route back to the office before he resigned himself to turning around again and heading home.

After all, the last time he’d tried to duck out on ‘date night’ things had been even weirder than expected.

For Kakashi, that was saying a lot and he’d spent a week trying to walk properly so as not to give away the extreme discomfort he felt with each step.

The blond Hokage did not wish to relive another scene like that.

Sex then hadn’t been all that bad.

Sex never was.

It was the before things he had to play along with to get what he really wanted.

Which was being buried balls deep in the sexiest ass to grace the Five Great Nations and hearing all those sweet juices and skin slapping sounds that made sex with the younger shinobi that much more erotic.

He didn’t have to look, he just knew this was a fact.

Kakashi’s ass was....sexy.....glorious....hot...tight....Minato had to stop and discretely readjust himself to stop the slight discomfort.

At least the coat was good for more than just looking good he smirked, then coughed lightly and glanced around before stuffing his hands back in his pocket and continuing his increasingly slower stroll home.

Maybe he was being paranoid.

There had been plenty of fantastic experiences that far outweighed the odd ones.

Tonight could well be one of those nights.

Taking a deep breath, hand on knob and still wondering how the hell he’d gotten home so quickly when he’d taken the least convenient route, Minato opened the door and peeked in around the side, "Kashi-kun?"

"In the kitchen. There’s a yukata on the chair. Go ahead and get changed. I’ve got everything ready. Your going to love tonight Min-chan."

"Hn. We’ll see about that." Minato mumbled pulling off his coat, eyes still roaming over the apartment for any sign of strange or odd objects that may or may not cause limping in the near future.

He froze when he saw the dining room table covered with a thick foam mat and a bucket with something steaming from under a white towel, a small pillow at one end.

Eyeing the kitchen door he made his way over, ignoring the yukata on the chair right where Kakashi had said it would be, and plucking the towel off the bucket.

"Rocks?"

"Hot rocks that you're letting cool. Go change already." Kakashi frowned.

"I'd rather undress you. You know, since you're half way there already." Minato grinned wrapping his arms around a naked waist and leaning in to attack an equally naked neck, "You're so sexy without your mask."

"You always say that." Kakashi grinned pushing the blond back towards the bathroom, snagging the yukata off the chair and draping it around his lovers neck, "Please?"

"Fine. But tell me what your planning with the rocks first."

"Will it get you to move your ass faster?"

"Depends on how you want me moving my ass."

"Minato."

"Fine. Rocks?"

"Massage and relaxation."

Kakashi smiled then kissed the surprised look right off Minato’s face.

That is, until the blond got a little too frisky, "Not yet. Change first. There’s plenty of time for that later." he scolded lightly, trying to redirect his horny lover towards the bathroom again, "You started fantasizing about my ass on the way home again didn’t you?"

Minato shut the door and mumbled something along the lines of ‘I have no idea what you just said. Getting old. Bad hearing.’ making Kakashi grin knowingly before he made his way back to the kitchen to grab his second prop.

Minato appeared behind him not wanting to waste any time now that things didn’t look so....intimidating, snatching a few fresh picked cherries from the large bowl, "Now this is my kind of date night Kashi-kun. I have to say. I was a bit worried."

He followed his silver haired playmate back to the table and hopped up munching on his stolen treats.

"Your always worried. But have I ever left you unsatisfied?" Kakashi slipped in between well toned legs and sucked the cherry from the blonde’s mouth before he could finish it.

"Hmmmm.....no, I can't say you have." Minato hummed happily, relishing in the feel of nimble fingers slipping up over his thighs, pushing the thin fabric right up to the hip.

"You're not wearing anything underneath."

"Wasn’t that the idea?"

"Stop eating my props."

"Props? Cherries aren’t props."

Kakashi smiled, "They are when you're eating them off your partner."

Minato visibly shivered and reached around, grabbing a hand full of hair and sucking his kinky young lovers tongue into his mouth before he could protest.

Something about tonight was turning him into the horniest Hokage and he couldn’t wait to get started.

"You're hard as a rock, Min-chan." Kakashi purred, pushing the yukata from Minato’s shoulders while eager lips tasted every inch between his mouth and collar bone.

"Since you're nearly naked and I'm even more naked than you, why don’t we just use this old table for something more interesting." Minato quickly started looking for another part of Kakashi to nibble and suck to his liking.

Kakashi had to gently pry a warm hand off his straining erection while occupying an equally warm and sensually slick tongue just so he could get the blond to lay down properly.

"You're going to spoil the fun." he teased when he earned an annoyed growl for his efforts.

Minato sat up suddenly, not quite ready to be cooperative, "I want a demonstration of this cherry eating kink of yours before we start. You know, something to hold me over."

"Will it keep you still for the next hour so I can do this properly?"

The blond thought for a second then nodded eagerly, looking more like a two year old who’d just been offered ice cream instead of broccoli.

"Fine. On your back." Kakashi sighed heading for the kitchen again.

"More props?" Minato smiled brightly, folding his arms under his head.

"Just one."

Kakashi popped the lid off a small can the moment he rejoined Minato and sprayed whip cream over the head of his penis, "Shit! That’s cold!!!"

Kakashi smirked, eyes twinkling with mischief as he stuck the biggest cherry he could find into his mouth, holding it between tongue and teeth for his lover to admire then ducking his head down. Mouth sliding over the puffy sweet pile at the tip and engulfing the entire length of Minato’s erection before sucking hard and pulling back until just the tip was held firmly between experienced lips.

"HOLY....Ungg...oh...ffffuuckk!"

Both hands shot down, grabbing and pulling and clenching in sliver locks when the cherry still crowding the hot moist space began to roll around the rim and over the slit making lightening bolts of pleasure shoot up, through his abdomen and exiting his mouth in a deep, guttural growl.

A loud pop managed to break through the ringing in Minato’s ears and the lack of suction and warmth brought him back to his senses, panting and sweating from just that little bit of stimulus.

"Ok, roll over and let me start your massage."

"You’ve got to be fucking kidding me?" Minato sat up wide eyed and looking a little insane.

"Well, we could skip the massage, save it for last and jump right into..."

"The cherries?" Minato nodded hopefully trying to pull Kakashi up onto the table with him.

"No. The furry."

The blonde’s face fell. He still didn’t like the images that popped into his head when he read, said or even thought that word.

"I want cherries." he protested scooting to the edge of the table when Kakashi refused to join him.

"No. You’ve already ruined the massage with your impatience. Cherries can come after the..."

"But Kashi-kun....I want to cum....cherries can help." he whined, wrapping his legs around Kakashi’s waist, trying to find the friction to bring back the good feelings.

"I didn’t go through all this trouble for you to back out of everything except what you want to do." Kakashi frowned, looking honestly hurt now, "You have any idea how long it took me to arrange this? Not to mention the money I spent?"

Minato eyed the cherries curiously, then the rocks they had yet to use, "Uh...money?"

"If your not going to take our date nights seriously then..."

Minato rolled his eyes.

Ask a few questions, protest a few weird idea’s and he starts sounding like a woman.

"I saw that!"

"Hey! Wait. Kashi-kun. I'm just teasing. Stop. Please." Minato chased after the irate jonin, grabbing his lovers arm and pulling him back, "I'm sorry. Please don’t be mad."

Kakashi glared over his shoulder, arms crossed defensively over his chest.

"Please." Minato repeated, leaning in and nipping a bare shoulder lightly, deft fingers traveling down the smooth planes of his lovers back.

Soothing.

Sweet talking.

A long, deep inhale and the tense young body Minato loved to lavish affection on slowly relaxed, "Fine."

Minato smiled, then proceeded to attack pouting lips while pinning the younger man against the wall.

He was eager to get back to foreplay and right onto the grand finale.

It was several long, sensual sweeps of slick warm tongue’s later that they finally decided oxygen might be required if they were going to continue and they pulled apart, panting nearly as hard as Minato had been with the cherry job.

The part of the evening he was desperately trying to get back to.

But something told him Kakashi wasn’t going to be so nice since he’d been less than cooperative so far.

"One more prop and I'll be more than happy to bring the cherries back into play."

"Furry?" Minato wrinkled his brow worriedly.

Kakashi nodded and reached out opening the bedroom door, "Let me know when your ready. I'm going to grab a few things."

Oh kami, please help me.

Kakashi gathered the whip cream and cherries after testing the rocks and deciding they were useless, unless of coarse he was planning to line a pond, and headed for the bedroom.

"OH HELL NO! Nonononono!" Minato marched down the hall right past Kakashi, grabbing a pillow off the couch and holding it protectively over his throbbing erection, "There’s no way in hell I'm wearing that!"

Kakashi blinked at him several times before he walked slowly towards the still shaking head of blond hair, "Your being such a baby tonight."

"No, I'm not! You’ve had your kinks Kashi-kun, but I draw the line this time. Absolutely not."

"It’s just a costume."

"It’s a giant fox costume with a hole in the ass!!"

Kakashi smiled, "You’ll wear it."

"No. I wont. I think it’s time we get you some help or something because this is...this is..."

"A furry."

"A what?"

"It’s called a furry or a furry costume. I thought it was cute." the silver haired deviant shrugged, digging a cherry of his liking out of the bowl and popping it into his mouth as if this conversation were an everyday occurrence.

"What am I going to do with you?" Minato stared, completely lost and very much concerned for his young lover and the growing list of kinks.

Kakashi grinned.

Then smiled.

The giggled.

Then laughed.

Minato’s mouth dropped.

He’s lost his mind!

"Kakashi. I love you but this.....what were you thinking?"

The silver haired demon jerked Minato’s protective pillow away and tossed the bowl of cherries onto the couch behind a very nervous looking blond, "What was I thinking?"

Shit! I know that look.

"Ahhhhh....." Minato dropped on the arm of the couch unable to stand with his sensitive erection being gripped so tightly in his angry lovers far too aggressive hand.

Mismatched eyes narrowed dangerously, "I was thinking that if you ever forget our anniversary again I'll do more than threaten your manhood."

"Anniversary? I didn’t miss....ow ow ow...ok! Maybe I did forget."

Kakashi glared, releasing the semi-erect penis and marching off towards the bedroom, slamming the door, Minato right on his heals trying desperately to apologize.

When the door opened again he smiled hopefully for all of two seconds before the fox furry costume hit him in the face, "I don’t want this. I want you. Let me make it up to you Kashi-kun."

"That." Kakashi pointed to the pile of fabric on the floor, "Is your bed mate tonight."

Minato gaped, "No...no no no. I want you." he stared at the freaky costume and bit his lip, "I'll wear it if you let me in to apologize." he added quickly before the door clicked.

Kakashi peered out through the crack, obviously debating the sudden and highly amusing offer, "How long?"

"I'm not having sex with you wearing it if that’s what you want to know."

The door snapped shut.

"FINE! But after this no more kinky crap unless we both agree. Deal?"

The door creaked open again and all Minato could see was lust filled eyes, "Well, what are waiting for?"

Five minutes later, Kakashi was laughing so hard, falling off his side of the bed with a heavy thud.

Minato tapped his furry foot, hands on hip, tail swaying behind him, "You did this on purpose. Didn’t you?"

"I didn’t think you’d actually put it on." Kakashi continued to chuckle, unable to stop no matter how hard he tried, circling the tall red fox.

Minato yelped turning his ass away from the probing pervert, "Your really naked in there."

"Can I take it off now?"

Kakashi’s chuckle faded into a warm smile, "Please do." he plucked the whiskered fox nose off Minato’s face and kissed him, "By the way. Our anniversary is next week."

"What? But I thought you said..."

"I had to say something to get you in the fox suit." Kakashi smiled deviously.