Sasuke’s application

i was going tro put up the other's too, just for laughs, these are from my club on y!gallery

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First name: Sasuke

Last name: Uchiha

Date of birth: why the fuck would I tell you.

Social security: read the above.

Phone number: hahhahaha . . . not likely.

:night time phone number: like you’d get my ass on the phone at night.

Street address: go up to the fourth thing I wrote.

Mailing address: again go up.


education and training:

I fucking wonder. Oh right high school! Everything else doesn’t concern you unless you need to know all the rooms I fucked my boyfriend in, at that place. . .

please list your past five employers:

Well dammit, I just turned eighteen. I don’t have any you dumb ass.


:list three references. :

Seriously?

Fine lets see

Shikamaru

Good luck getting his ass on the phone. He thinks it’s a damn chore. As for his working status why the hell do you think I would pay attention to that . . .

Neji.

another one, good luck getting him on the phone when he’s not being fucked by my next reference, their usually looking for new places to fuck.

Gaara . . . read the above just change the one doing the fucking.


There phone numbers? You have a damn phone book right? Last names? I guess you’re screwed.

How do you feel about kitty ears? : try it, fuckers. I dare you. Though I can’t be held responsible for any dismemberment . . .


:have you ever been convicted of any felonies? : the bitches can’t prove shit!!!

Why do you think you’re best suited for this job? If I answer this, I will be cut off, so I'm going to have to put. N/A . . .

Oh fuck it, I'm sure my ass will be on the couch, but that doesn’t mean I won’t get him in there riding me . . .

I'm not! My boyfriend told me to come put one in. Other wise I’ll be sleeping in the dog house. Aside from the other things he threatened to do. Among those, the word’s castration and thrown to your fan girls were used. So here I am, in your shitty fucking building. Doing a shitty fucking application. For a second rate job that will probably make me consider becoming a mass- murderer..


Your manager is fucking creepy, and looks like a little bitch!!! The waiters you do have, are fucking annoying and perky. Really do they have the proper brain cells to be working here? Can they even spell or count?

Oh what the fuck ever I’m done here.

And no I do not want this job, if you call me you will pay. I promise.

Sincerely
Uchiha, Sasuke.

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