The Kinky Mission
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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Chapter 1/?
Chapter 1: The Mission
Kakashi settled himself into a comfortable position in the Hokage’s window. He didn’t have any missions, all his brats were busy, and he had nothing to do. So he cracked open his well-worn Icha Icha and began to read the words he’d reread a hundred times over to ease his boredom.
“Kakashi, what in the hell are you doing here?” Tsunade asked, frowning at the man intruding on her peace and quiet.
“I was bored, so I decided to sit here and read. Just ignore me. You won’t even know I’m here.”
“Hn. You haven’t sat in that window like that since Minato was in office.”
“Your point being?”
“Are you planning on trying to do naughty things with me as well?” she teased, secretly pleased with Kakashi for giving her an excuse to procrastinate from her work.
Kakashi fixed his best death glare on the smirking blonde Godaime. “No.”
Tsunade grinned and turned her back on the man to continue with her work. Oh, but how she hated her work. Why did she ever agree to become Hokage? Now she has less time to gamble, all the people she owes money can find her, and she has to do all this work. What she needed was some motivation, but what could possibly motivate her to do such menial tasks such as reading mission reports?
Kakashi shifted slightly to get into a better position in the window sill. It had been a while since he last sat there, and he’d grown quite a bit since then. He’d have to work a new groove into the sill. He sighed quietly to himself as he began said task. Hopefully, he’d have something to do before he really did make another groove in the window frame.
Tsunade smiled to herself as an idea struck. Listening to the man behind her, she’d come up with a brilliant way to entertain not only herself, but the bored jounin as well. She took out a blank scroll and began to write down the names of some of the men of Konoha and some of other countries and places. When she finished, she closed the scroll and called out to Kakashi.
“Kakashi, come here,” she ordered.
“Huh?” Kakashi stood up and walked around to the front of Tsunade’s desk obediantly.
“I have a mission for you.”
“Really? Great, I was bored.”
"Yes, I know," she said sarcastically and handed him the scroll.
He opened it and scanned the names. “What is this for?”
“I want you to find these men, seduce them, and take naughty pictures with them,” Tsunade said matter-of-factly, as if it was a perfectly normal thing to ask of one of her shinobi.
Kakashi's eyes flicked up from the list and stared at the woman. “Excuse me?”
“These shinobi have been causing me trouble lately, and I’ve decided that I need a little blackmail on them. You will be the one to gather it for me.”
“Wait...s0 you’re whoring me out to all these men just so you can have a little blackmail that most of them won’t even care about?”
Tsunade pretended to think about that for a moment before replying. “Yes, is there a problem?”
“Uh…you know…just the whole whoring me out thing!”
“Open your eyes, Hatake, that’s what Hokages have been doing with their shinobi for centuries…”
“I doubt they usually send them out to actually sleep with people!”
Tsunade sighed, “Look, you’re bored, I need something to keep me awake during the day, and there’s all those sexy men out there. Just do it and we’ll both be happy. I can almost guarantee that you’ll have fun on this mission. And it’s not even life threatening.”
“Hm…you haven’t met some of these people have you? Wait a sec…I'm on the list!”
“Oh…oops…I guess I let my mind wander a bit…” Tsunade admitted, her cheeks tinting and a small, lewd smiling gracing her lips.
“You’re worse than Jiraiya," Kakashi accused.
“Yeah, but you love Jiraiya, so that’s technically a compliment coming from you.”
Kakashi glared at the grinning woman, trying to decide what to do. He was fairly certain she wouldn’t force him to do this, but it wasn't like he was totally opposed to it anyway. “Alright, I’ll do it, if only because I’m bored out of my mind…” he finally caved.
“Excellent! Good luck, Kakashi!” Tsunade said encouragingly.
Kakashi adopted an arrogant smirk, “Luck? I don’t need luck, Hokage-sama. Have you seen me? I’m like sex on legs.”
Tsunade chuckled at the man’s lack of modesty. “Well, then get outta here! I expect detailed reports every time you catch yourself one of the quarry!”
“Yes, ma’am,” Kakashi said over his shoulder as he left her office.
Kakashi settled himself into a comfortable position in the Hokage’s window. He didn’t have any missions, all his brats were busy, and he had nothing to do. So he cracked open his well-worn Icha Icha and began to read the words he’d reread a hundred times over to ease his boredom.
“Kakashi, what in the hell are you doing here?” Tsunade asked, frowning at the man intruding on her peace and quiet.
“I was bored, so I decided to sit here and read. Just ignore me. You won’t even know I’m here.”
“Hn. You haven’t sat in that window like that since Minato was in office.”
“Your point being?”
“Are you planning on trying to do naughty things with me as well?” she teased, secretly pleased with Kakashi for giving her an excuse to procrastinate from her work.
Kakashi fixed his best death glare on the smirking blonde Godaime. “No.”
Tsunade grinned and turned her back on the man to continue with her work. Oh, but how she hated her work. Why did she ever agree to become Hokage? Now she has less time to gamble, all the people she owes money can find her, and she has to do all this work. What she needed was some motivation, but what could possibly motivate her to do such menial tasks such as reading mission reports?
Kakashi shifted slightly to get into a better position in the window sill. It had been a while since he last sat there, and he’d grown quite a bit since then. He’d have to work a new groove into the sill. He sighed quietly to himself as he began said task. Hopefully, he’d have something to do before he really did make another groove in the window frame.
Tsunade smiled to herself as an idea struck. Listening to the man behind her, she’d come up with a brilliant way to entertain not only herself, but the bored jounin as well. She took out a blank scroll and began to write down the names of some of the men of Konoha and some of other countries and places. When she finished, she closed the scroll and called out to Kakashi.
“Kakashi, come here,” she ordered.
“Huh?” Kakashi stood up and walked around to the front of Tsunade’s desk obediantly.
“I have a mission for you.”
“Really? Great, I was bored.”
"Yes, I know," she said sarcastically and handed him the scroll.
He opened it and scanned the names. “What is this for?”
“I want you to find these men, seduce them, and take naughty pictures with them,” Tsunade said matter-of-factly, as if it was a perfectly normal thing to ask of one of her shinobi.
Kakashi's eyes flicked up from the list and stared at the woman. “Excuse me?”
“These shinobi have been causing me trouble lately, and I’ve decided that I need a little blackmail on them. You will be the one to gather it for me.”
“Wait...s0 you’re whoring me out to all these men just so you can have a little blackmail that most of them won’t even care about?”
Tsunade pretended to think about that for a moment before replying. “Yes, is there a problem?”
“Uh…you know…just the whole whoring me out thing!”
“Open your eyes, Hatake, that’s what Hokages have been doing with their shinobi for centuries…”
“I doubt they usually send them out to actually sleep with people!”
Tsunade sighed, “Look, you’re bored, I need something to keep me awake during the day, and there’s all those sexy men out there. Just do it and we’ll both be happy. I can almost guarantee that you’ll have fun on this mission. And it’s not even life threatening.”
“Hm…you haven’t met some of these people have you? Wait a sec…I'm on the list!”
“Oh…oops…I guess I let my mind wander a bit…” Tsunade admitted, her cheeks tinting and a small, lewd smiling gracing her lips.
“You’re worse than Jiraiya," Kakashi accused.
“Yeah, but you love Jiraiya, so that’s technically a compliment coming from you.”
Kakashi glared at the grinning woman, trying to decide what to do. He was fairly certain she wouldn’t force him to do this, but it wasn't like he was totally opposed to it anyway. “Alright, I’ll do it, if only because I’m bored out of my mind…” he finally caved.
“Excellent! Good luck, Kakashi!” Tsunade said encouragingly.
Kakashi adopted an arrogant smirk, “Luck? I don’t need luck, Hokage-sama. Have you seen me? I’m like sex on legs.”
Tsunade chuckled at the man’s lack of modesty. “Well, then get outta here! I expect detailed reports every time you catch yourself one of the quarry!”
“Yes, ma’am,” Kakashi said over his shoulder as he left her office.