How Many Does It Take?

I don’t own Naruto.

Warnings: Threesomes, mansex, cursing, dirty talk, rimming…ect

commissioned by annieme.


How Many Does It Take?

“How many hookers does it take to change a light bulb?”

Sai took a swallow of his drink before blinking slowly at Naruto. Naruto’s boyfriend rolled his eyes, slapping the half drunk blond on his head.

“How many times are you going to tell that joke? It gets less and less funny every time I hear it.”

“Come on, Sasuke…It’s funny.”

“Seriously, it’s not.”

“Fine.”

Sai sat quietly for a few moments digesting what he saw before deciding the appropriate response. His lips cracked in a wide smile before he doubled over in laughter. Several patrons of the bar/club eyed him nervously before shifting away.

“See…he thinks it’s funny.”

“Naruto…I swear to God…”

“Hey, when is your brother getting here because I’m in seriously need of some Sasuke lovin’…badly. Seeing all those half-naked chicks is making me horny.”

“You’re disgusting.” Sasuke slapped the top of Naruto’s head again, just for good measure before turning his dark eyes on Sai. “And you…I don’t even want to get started on what you are.”

“I’m hurt.” Sai replied, his monotone voice and unblinking face belied the truth. He really didn’t give a fuck. “At least I don’t have to take it up the ass from a man with such a small penis.”

Sasuke took a few deep breaths. It wasn’t like he wasn’t used to Sai’s unique way of speaking with people. It wasn’t common knowledge, but Sai came from an abusive household. His father had kept him locked away from society. He was never allowed to leave the house. With the introduction of home schooling, as long as the proper documentation was turned into the state board of education, no one gave a fuck. Most people didn’t realize the man had a son until it was too late.

As a result of spending most days locked away, devoid of human contact, Sai was pretty fucked up. He lacked knowledge of how to behave in society. He was almost eighteen when his father died of a heart attack. The police knew something was wrong with him. He was placed in a mental institution for five years while they attempted to reprogram him. It was his first day out of the institution that he met Naruto at the bus stop.

Naruto, talkative young man that he was, struck up a conversation. Next thing either one knew, they were room mates. When Sasuke came along a few weeks later, he was a bit put off by Sai’s utter lack of a control button with his mouth. If a thought entered his mind, it was out of his mouth moments later. Even Naruto wasn’t this bad.

The strange friendship between Sai and Naruto was something Sasuke couldn’t understand; and he didn’t try to. Some things about Naruto were beyond him. Sai would never be normal. Naruto accepted him. Sasuke could do no other.

Sasuke understood Sai‘s need to rile his friend. It was a show of affection in the only way he knew how to show it. Naruto, however, wouldn’t let the comment drop. The idiot probably didn’t even realize what Sai was doing. Sai probably didn’t realize it.

“You ass wipe, take that back. I’ll have you know that Sasuke is plenty satisfied with my performance in bed.”

“That’s not what he told me.”

Sasuke’s hand hit his face the minute the words left Sai’s mouth. Naruto’s drunken yell was heard over the entirety of the club. He lunged at the pale man. Lucky for him, drunk men were easy to evade. Sai was on his feet in an instant.

Sasuke grabbed his boyfriend, tugging him back to his seat. Itachi had asked Sasuke to come out tonight. It was a rare treat to visit socially with his brother. Both worked odd hours, making gatherings few and far between. When they did meet, it was always fun. Since Naruto came into the picture, they became interesting too.

“Sasuke, that man looks like you. Except, better looking.”

Sasuke shot a vulgar hand sign towards Sai before glancing where the other gestured. Itachi was strolling into the club. On his arm was a particularly stunning woman. Her short green skirt displayed long muscled legs. A thick curtain of hair fell to her waist. Her most stunning feature wasn’t her hair or her legs. No, it was her eyes. They were the color of cream. For a moment, he though perhaps she was blind.

“It’s Itachi, my brother.”

“Ah, so that’s why he looks better than you.”

“He does not…I’m not doing this with you. Why don’t you go dance or something while I talk with him. I would suggest taking Naruto with you but…he’s not going anywhere.” Sasuke rolled his eyes at Naruto, passed out on the bar.

Sai looked indecisive. It happened from time to time, especially when he was placed in situations he was unfamiliar with. It was fleeting. He nodded before making his way to the dance floor.

“Sasuke…sorry for being late. We got held up.” Itachi was so perfect it almost made Sasuke sick.

“So, that’s what they call it.” Sasuke commented, taking a seat beside Naruto.

“To each their own.” Itachi settled beside his brother, pulling the woman between his thighs.

Sasuke couldn’t stop staring. He knew his brother was bisexual. He’d just always thought Itachi liked taking it more than giving. It had been ages since he’d seen Itachi with a woman. This one looked particularly unhappy to be there. He really was curious.

“Aren’t you going to introduce me to your lady friend?”

Itachi smirked. He really did like fucking with people. It was probably one of his favorite past times. Sasuke was particularly fun to mind fuck, seeing as he would never actually fuck him…it would be too much like being fucked by himself…and that was just weird. But, a little mind fuckage every once in a while was good for the soul.

He reached down to stroke the smooth thigh of his companion. Neji did make a pretty girl and was obviously not pleased by the fact he was in a very short skirt. Itachi loved it.

He’d been seeing the man off and on for several months. They ran in the same business circles, Neji being the Executive VP for Hyuuga Inc. and Itachi the CEO of Uchiha Enterprises. It was a match made in heaven…or hell depending on one’s perspective.

Earlier this evening, Itachi made a bet with his younger lover. He chuckled at the memory. He’d wagered the man who came first during the evening would be wearing a dress. Neji, fully intent on winning, never knew what hit him. One minute he was pumping inside Itachi, the next; Itachi had him pinned, riding him rough. He was cumming moments afterward.

“Well, Neji here isn’t much of a lady.”

“Neji…that’s a boy’s…name…oh god…I mean…nice to meet you.” Sasuke stuttered, wanting fall into a hole. He must be spending too much time with Naruto if he was starting to act like him.

“Charmed.” The voice told him right away the gender of Itachi’s companion.

Itachi smirked before turning to the bartender, ordering a rum and Coke for himself and a Cosmopolitan for Neji. Turning back, he found Neji’s gaze fixated on the dance floor. Cocking his head, he followed his line of sight to perhaps the sexiest thing he’d ever seen other than Neji.

Itachi loved beautiful things. He liked possessing them. Neji was one such possession, though truthfully, their relationship was of mutual possession. He knew Neji was the same.

Seeing the slender man gyrating on the dance floor, the hands of some random individual rubbing his stomach where his shirt had ridden up sent peals of jealousy through him. He wanted that man. He wanted those hands off him and his own in their place. From the way Neji tensed between his legs, the other wanted the same thing.

“Do you like?” Itachi whispered in Neji’s ear.

The other shot him a sly look, a mysterious smile coming across his face as he pulled away to make his way to the dance floor. His hips swayed in an almost feminine movement as he made his way up the small steps to step beneath the strobe lights.

Itachi tossed the bartender several bills. Ignoring Sasuke’s gaping face, he moved away from the bar and into one of the plush chairs placed sporadically around the dance floor. He settled in to watch the show. He was interested to see how his lover would go about acquiring the new toy.

Sai, on the other hand, was ignorant to the two men’s desire. He felt the hands of other dancers rubbing along his chest, abdomen, and thighs. It was nothing new. He understood that other people found him attractive. His pale skin, tone body, and dark eyes drew the attention of both men and women. He didn’t understand why they found him attractive. He’d stared at himself in the mirror, trying to see what set him apart from others.

Naruto had found him after a particularly long staring session. Sai had posed the question to his friend, thinking that perhaps an outside opinion would be better. Naruto simply told him that he came off as mysterious and people liked mysterious. Sai didn’t understand but nodded in affirmation.

Even now, dancing beneath the heat and push of dozens of bodies, he felt alone. Their touches did nothing for him. He almost wished they would stop. It only brought more confusion for him.

As if on cue, the hands stroking his abdomen left much to his relief. He was tired of being manhandled. In fact, he was tired of this whole scene. After this song, he would say his good nights to Tiny, short for Tiny Penis, and Tiny’s lover. It was getting boring anyway.

Another pair of hands replaced the ones having just vacated his person. He was about to turn to ask them to remove them when he was pulled against a strong chest. The fingers sliding beneath his shirt were warm. He gasped as one dipped beneath the rim of his low cut jeans to play in the coarse curls hidden beneath. He couldn’t stop the small hitch in his throat.

“Mmm, you looked so delicious I had to come see for myself. I’m Neji. You see that man there?” The man turned Sai’s gaze to the edge of the dance floor. Seated in one of the plush chairs was the man he’d pointed out to Sasuke. Itachi, he recalled.

“Well, he’s my lover and he likes how we look together. Look how his fingers are playing with his glass. He’s already hard. I can tell you from experience, his ass is the tightest one you’ve ever seen.”

Sai couldn’t stop the moan as the stranger’s fingers dipped lower to brush the base of his now growing erection. He’d never felt like this. Sure he’d had erections before. He’d even had sex. From his experience, it didn’t impress him much. He couldn’t understand why Sasuke and Naruto did it so often…and loudly. He’d never felt anything in his encounters worthy of screaming for.

“Ah, you like him too. We were about to leave, I’m sure he’d love for you to join us.” Sai glanced over his shoulder to stare into those creamy eyes. He could barely see the iris it was so pale.

His eyes drifted lower, taking in the short dress, thigh high stockings peaking out below the hem to reveal creamy thighs, and six inch heels he seemed completely comfortable in. This was not what he’d expected when he’d heard the husky voice. A chuckle vibrated the chest at his back.

“Don’t judge me by what you see. I can plow your ass just as hard as I regularly plow his.”

Sai swallowed. This was unexpected. His mind fumbled for some cue to tell him how he should react. It was rare that he couldn’t find something to draw on. In fact, that almost never happened anymore.

“What do you say?”

“As long as your dick is bigger than Naruto’s I’m ok with it.” It was the first thing that came to mind. He’d never actually had sex with Naruto. He just figured if Naruto could make Sasuke scream like he did on a regular basis with his dick, a man with a bigger one should make him scream. He’d never actually had anal sex but he imagined the mechanics were similar to hetero sex. Instead of going up a pussy, one put something up the ass.

“Well, if you mean the drunk blond drooling on Itachi’s brother, I think I can accommodate you.” He ended the sentence with a grinding of his hips into Sai’s backside before leading him from the floor towards Itachi.

The long haired man released Sai to straddle Itachi’s legs, his ass grinding down causing the impossibly dark eyes to narrow as breath hissed through his teeth. The sound was lost in the pulse of the music but Sai could see how his jaw tightened from the movement.

Sai stood in something akin to shock as the other rocked his ass against what he could only assume was a raging erection. Itachi’s head dropped back to reveal a porcelain white throat. He suddenly had a huge longing to mark it. His fingers clenched at his side. They were practically fucking in the open and didn’t seem to care one bit. Neji seemed to be relishing in it.

The dark eyed Itachi reached out to stop the gyrating hips before leaning up to whisper something in Neji’s ear. A blush spread across the other’s equally pale cheeks before he stood. Walking slowly towards Sai, his erection was highly evident in the skirt. “We are getting out of here. Are you going to join us?”

As if he could resist. He was already completely enthralled with two. Sai wasn’t one to keep interested in any one thing long enough to do more than contemplate what his reaction to it should be. This was different. This was the first time he’d felt and intense burn in his abdomen. It went beyond what he thought was pleasure and into a realm one could only describe as an incessant need. He NEEDED to be with them. He was surprised at how much he wanted to wanted by them.

“Can you make me scream like Sasuke?”

Itachi arched a brow, sending a glance to his brother who was in the process of pulling the drunk Naruto to his feet. “Oh, I think we can manage that. My brother screams?”

“Like a two dollar whore. ‘Fuck me harder, Naruto. You are so deep. I’m cumming.’ I hear it almost every night.” Sai stated matter of factly.

Itachi’s face took on a very dark gleam. It was almost a certainty he was filing away that information for a later day. Well, there was no almost to it. He was filing it away.

“Ah, now I remember. You are the room mate Naruto is so fond of. Sai, isn’t it? Well, well, isn’t it a small world.” Itachi stroked a finger down Sai cheek forcing the other to fight desperately to repress the shudder threatening to quake through him.

The three made their way out of the club. Sasuke paled at the sight of his brother’s hand drifting low on Sai’s back. Oh this couldn’t be good. He wanted to stop what he was sure would be a disaster, mainly for himself. The only thing stopping him was the heavy body of Naruto draped over him. Before he knew it, Sai, Itachi, and Neji had disappeared through the entrance. He was fucked.

~*~

Sai watched with wide eyes as Itachi practically pinned Neji to the seat of the limo. It was his understanding that Neji took on the more dominant role in their relationship. From the looks of it, Itachi was being pretty damn dominant. Pale eyes drifted towards where he sat.

“Our new toy looks lonely over there.” commented Neji.

“So he does.” Itachi smiled before shifting himself from Neji to make his way across the interior of the vehicle. “Are you lonely, Sai?”

“I do not believe so but I am unsure of what loneliness feels like.” Sai answered, earning a chuckle from Sasuke’s brother. He liked how it sounded, a deep baritone.

“Well, let me show you what it means to not be lonely. Then you can decide for yourself.” Itachi pressed Sai back against the leather interior. His hands stroked up and down the bare arms while his lips sucked at the skin just below Sai’s jaw.

Sai was practically cumming in his pants at the touches. He suddenly jumped in surprise as he felt another set of lips licking at the smooth skin of his abdomen. The surprise melted quickly into absolute pleasure. He’d never had two mouths on him at once. The sensations the two created in him was positively amazing.

His previous sexual encounters seemed even more boring in comparison to what Itachi and Neji were making him feel. Neji continued to suckle at his abdomen. There were surely going to be small love bites all over him tomorrow. Not that he cared what anyone thought. In fact, the thought of being marked by the two of them increased his pleasure ten fold.

A warm hand palmed his crotch with a deftness that only came with experience. The friction on his engorged erection was more than enough to send him over the edge he’d being tittering on since Neji’s mouth touched his stomach. He supposed he should feel embarrassed about cumming from just a few touches. Emotional responses were never his strong suit.

Neji dipped a finger in his pants to swipe at some of the cooling cum. Sai couldn’t stop the deep flush spreading over his face as the other offered the treat to Itachi, who willingly sucked the finger deep into his mouth.

If he’d been able, Sai was pretty damn sure he would have cum again. The two of them were perhaps the most erotic thing he’d ever seen in his life. If he’d believed in God, he would be thanking him profusely for placing him within their grasp.

The two seemed so in sync with each other, it was easy to see them as lovers. That they welcomed him to their bed was even more of a gift. He would be sure not to waste the opportunity of it. He was about to return the favor when the limo rolled to a stop outside a high end apartment complex.

“Come with us.” Itachi purred before stepping from the limo as the door was opened by the doorman.

Sai ignored the stickiness in his pants as he slid out to follow the two. He half wondered what the doorman thought of the sight before him. If he took offense, he was very good at hiding it.

The interior of the building was even more posh than the outside. A gold gilt elevator slid open smoothly to admit the three. Neji’s hands reached around to rub Sai’s clothed dick as soon as the doors slid shut. He could do no more than moan at the touch.

“He’s so responsive, Tachi.”

Itachi grinned darkly, his hand joining Neji’s on Sai’s crotch. “Are you a virgin, Sai?”

Sai shook his head. “I’ve fucked women.”

“What about men?” Neji licked the rim of Sai’s ear.

He shuddered but shook his head. He could tell by the rising heat in the elevator, both men were vastly pleased with that answer.

He was pressed against Neji’s chest while both rubbed their hands over his body. He half expected them to strip him in the elevator. The chime alerting them to their arrival on the top floor sent both relief and disappointment through him.

There was only one apartment on this floor. The door was quickly unlocked. Itachi settled himself on the couch while Neji walked behind a bar to fix the drink he missed out on in the club. Itachi watched as Sai stood there, watching both men with a barely hid anxiousness. It was obvious this was beyond his level of comfort.

“Sai.” Sai glanced up to see Itachi gesture for him to join him.

As he approached, he couldn’t suppress the heat working through him. Itachi practically oozed sexuality. The way he moved. The way he spoke. It confused him that he liked being the submissive one. He had all the physical and mental signs of being the more dominate.

“Are you sure you want to be here? We won’t take offense if you want to leave.”

“I want to stay. I have no experience with this sort of thing. I don’t know how to give you pleasure.”

Itachi smiled, shooting a glance at the approaching Neji. “Perhaps a little strip tease will ease your inhibitions.”

Neji blinked a moment before a smile crept along his face. “Yes, I think that is an excellent idea.”

He set aside his newly fixed drink, pushing the coffee table aside to clear a small bit of space. He then strode to the state of the art sound system. A pulsing beat, smooth and light sounded from hidden speakers. Sai felt Itachi’s fingers stroking through the short strands of hair. His hair was shockingly short compared to the two of them who both had hair reaching past their shoulders.

Neji’s hips began to sway with the music. His hands began to rub up and down on his abdomen, pushing the short black halter top upwards with each bump and grind. As he lifted the shimmering material over his head, his impossibly short skirt rose several inches to reveal the pale skin above his stockings.

Sai couldn’t take his eyes off those swaying hips. Even dressed like a woman, there was no denying he was a man. Perhaps at first glance one might mistake him for a woman but now up close, he couldn’t deny how badly he wanted to experience all the swaying body promised.

Itachi’s hands slid under his shirt to stroke his chest. He didn’t even recall being pulled into his lap until he felt the hard poke of an erection against his ass. Neji took that moment to move in.

Turning to reveal a smooth back, his hips began to press down into Sai’s lap. Each pulse of the music resulted in a hard grind against him, making him in turn press against Itachi. Both men groaned at the pressure.

Neji removed himself from Sai. He watched as Itachi began loosening Sai’s tight pants. His hands reached behind to grasp the hidden zipper, pulling it slowly down to reveal a smooth ass and thong underwear.

Sai practically fell out of Itachi’s lap. Women’s underwear! He was wearing women’s underwear. His hips bucked unconsciously at the sight. Watching Neji turn, he groaned at the sight of the heavy erection bound by the smooth silk.

Itachi took that moment to speak. “I think we should move this to the bedroom. I don’t think our delectable little guest will last much longer. He’ll need some relief soon.

Neji smirked, popping the slender thong low on his hips before leading the way to the bedroom. Sai followed in a lust induced haze. His mind was spinning completely out of control. He was so far from his comfort zone, he could do nothing but follow the lead of the others. The ache in his loins was something so intense, he was sure he would explode at any moment.

Neji left Sai side to begin unbuttoning the buttons on Itachi’s soft silk shirt. Their lips mashed together in almost desperation. Itachi groaned as Neji began to suck at one of his nipples, worrying the nub until it darkened to red. His tongue swirled around the abused nub, grazing it with his teeth before shooting Sai an amused look.

Itachi was pushed roughly to the bed, his hips squirming beneath Neji as he arched up into the teasing touches. “Itachi is especially sensitive here.” he murmured as his hand stroked along the indention of skin just below his hips.

It was amazing really…to see such a seemingly powerful man arching desperately beneath someone; amazing to see him part his legs with desperation. Sai wanted to join them so bad it was as if a hook was lodged in his dick, pulling him towards them.

Following the example shown him earlier, he placed his lips to the red nipple. His tongue darted out to taste the puckered skin. The garbled cry from Itachi was perhaps the most arousing thing he’d ever heard. He wondered if it came because of him or because of Neji. Perhaps it was a combination of both. Either way, he was achingly hard and in desperate need of some sort of relief.

He pulled back, thinking he would be watching Neji take him. He wasn’t surprised to see Itachi arched, nor was he surprised to see Neji’s fingers shoved inside. The telling tube of lube tossed on the bed told him it wouldn’t be long before the sounds of sex encompassed the room. He supposed he could jack off to the sight, it would definitely prove to be erotic.

He wasn’t sure whether he was more surprised or shocked when Neji crept across the bed. He groaned as a condom was rolled over him. “Itachi and I usually go bare but for now, I figured you would be more comfortable with a glove.”

Sai frowned. This didn’t mean… Clear lube was spread across his gloved penis before he was pushed behind Itachi, who had moved to his hands and knees. He could see how the dark eyed man panted heavily, his chest working desperately.

“But…I…”

“Shhh…he feels so good, Sai. Don’t you want to feel for yourself.” Neji ran a finger around the lubed entrance.

The sight of that finger disappearing inside broke him. His hands reached to grasp Itachi’s hips. He tried to go slow, he really did. Sai thought it must be uncomfortable but as the tip of him was engulfed, he couldn’t control himself. Two thrusts and he was buried in perhaps the tightest heat he’d ever felt.

“Ah…oh…” he searched his mind for some word or phrase to express what it felt like to be buried inside him.

“He feels good, doesn’t he?” The words were breathed in his ear, causing him to shudder, his own body clenching down hard.

Neji seemed to enjoy that reaction, his tongue trailed from his ear, down his spine until it reached the crease of his ass. He gave a particularly hard thrust at the first touch of fingers at the opening of his anus. Itachi screamed a little beneath him at the movement.

“Ah, you found his sweet spot. He makes the prettiest screams when you hit it just right.” Neji murmured before his tongue darted out to lap at the ridged hole.

“Ungh…I’m…oh god!” His body shuddered at the warm wet muscle doing what he would have thought was a disgusting task. It felt good though…fuck did it feel good. He stopped moving from the feeling. Itachi didn’t like that though. His hips pressed back, wanting more movement.

“Just a minute, sweet.” Neji murmured, leaning to the side to kiss Itachi deeply.

Sai bemoaned the loss of the tongue. It had felt so good. The cool press of fingers wasn’t quite as nice. They didn’t necessarily feel bad but they definitely didn’t feel good as the tongue. The entrance of the third finger stung a little, pulling him back from the precipice he tittered at.

“Hurry up…” hissed Itachi, his fingers clenching in the soft material of the sheets.

“Impatient.” Neji purred, sliding a condom over his own erection.

Sai groaned as he felt Neji push up behind him. He knew what was coming but couldn’t keep from clenching down tight at the first press of the large organ.

“Relax, it will feel good.”

Itachi clenched his own inner muscles, forcing a groan from Sai. Neji used the distraction to his advantage, sliding inside easily with the aid of the lube. It was a tight fit, probably one of the tightest asses he’d ever been inside. His groan mirrored that of the two other men.

He knew from Itachi’s whimper that Sai was likely losing some of his hardness. Time to fix that. He swirled his hips gently, reading Sai’s body language for the telling signs. The other went rigid an instant later, a garbled gasp coming from him.

Sai felt as if his body was on fire. From where Neji was buried inside him was a spiraling sensation that spread from the internal location down his cock. His hands grappled for a hold on Itachi’s hips as his hips thrust forward unconsciously.

It was Itachi’s turn to release a cry. His body arched beneath Sai, tightening around him. Neji and Itachi’s movements seemed to synchronize, pulling Sai along with them. Each inward thrust by Neji sent a chain reaction into him and then Itachi.

“Oh, god!” Sai screamed as his prostate was hit dead on. He knew he had a prostate but he’d never known it felt so good to have it stimulated. His scream was echoed by Itachi a moment later.

He wanted to stroke Itachi. He knew he should be but there was too much stimulation. He could barely keep up the pace of thrusts. Itachi seemed to understand, his hand beneath his body stroking fast.

He was sure after the pain of Neji’s entrance in his body, he would have a bit more stamina. Such wasn’t the case. Itachi’s body clamped down on him just as Neji gave a particularly hard thrust. He was finished. His body was sent into orgasm almost immediately…and he screamed. The gush of fluid seemed to come from somewhere deep inside of him, that was the only logical explanation for why it felt so intense. Now he understood why Sasuke screamed madly when he and Naruto bumped uglies.

He heard a grunt from behind, followed by a few very hard, very deep thrusts before Neji pulled away. His own body shuddered one final time before falling away from Itachi’s prone body. He could see the heavy rising and falling of his back.

“That was…”

“Mmm.” Itachi groaned.

Neji lifted himself from where he lay to crawl over to Itachi. He lifted the limp organ, lapping and sucking at the smears of cum. Sai whined a little at the sight. Did these two want to kill him?

“He likes the show…”panted out Itachi, his body writhing beneath Neji’s tongue.

“I want to keep him.”

“He’ll…ah…need to build up his stamina.” groaned Itachi, his erections returning from the ministrations.

“I think we can handle him.” Neji swirled his tongue around tip before setting a fast sucking rhythm.

Sai watched in awe as Itachi’s body arched high off the bed, his hips attempting to thrust into Neji’s mouth. He would have thought they might have wanted to rest, but they barely took a breather before going at it again. He looked down in his own lap to see himself erect, tiny beads pooling on the tip.

He watched Itachi’s hands flail out for a grip onto something before arched into the sucking mouth, his entire body shuddering. Neji pulled back before smirking at Sai. He crept across the massive bed, closing in on him. His lips covered his, his tongue still holding a trace of the taste of Itachi’s cum.

“I see you have a problem. Would you like me to take care of it for you?”

Sai nodded, his eyes widening slightly as Neji lowered his head to lap at the tip. They got impossibly wider as Itachi, his breath now caught, joined Neji.

Neji sucked unyieldingly on the tip while Itachi alternated between lapping at the base and sucking on his balls. It was embarrassing how quickly he came. After cumming twice earlier, he would have thought he’d have developed a little bit of stamina. Such wasn’t the case. The following sight of Neji sharing his expelled load with Itachi sent a phantom orgasm through him, causing him arch off the bed.

The remainder of the night was much the same until they all collapsed in complete exhaustion. Sai, the most exhausted, was asleep before the other two finished. He couldn’t take any more. He was bled dry. There was nothing more left in him to give.

~*~

The light from the window trickled across his face, causing him to jack knife in bed. The smell of coffee was heavy in the room, drawing his attention to Neji. The three piece suit he wore was a stunning change from the slut dress of the previous night.

A dark brow arched before pouring him a cup of coffee from the tray on the table to his right. He silently handed Sai the cup before running a finger down his slender chest causing a shudder that almost resulted in coffee being spilled across his lap.

“Careful.” Neji withdrew his hand before bringing his own cup to his lips.

“Itachi had a shareholder’s meeting this morning. I volunteered to wait for you to wake up. There was no sense in forcing you up before you were ready.” Neji appeared so elegant as he brought the delicate cup to his lips.

“I wouldn’t have minded.”

“That’s rare. Most people get very ill if they are awoken too soon.”

“I don’t.”

“Hmph, you are a strange person.”

“That’s what Sasuke says.”

“What else does Sasuke say?”

“He tries not to talk to me too much. I don’t think he likes me.”

“Does that bother you.”

“Should it bother me? After all, Sasuke only wants Naruto to himself. Honestly, why someone would want a person with such a small penis is beyond me.”

“How do you know what size of a penis Naruto has?”

Sai tilted his head, noticing the tightening around Neji’s lips. Emotions were so confusing. He really didn’t like having to decipher new ones. “We are roommates and only have one bathroom. He’s seen me naked. Do you think he finds me attractive? I never thought of it. Sasuke and I do favor a bit…perhaps he likes men like that…”

Sai didn’t get a chance to complete his train of thought. Neji had the coffee out of his hand and moments later, him pinned beneath him. “Don’t even think about another man when you are with us. You can only be with Itachi and me.”

“I thought you and Itachi were a couple.”

“We are. We want to keep you.”

Sai blinked a few times. There was a warmth in his chest at the thought of being with the two men again. He wasn’t sure what the feeling was but it felt nice. It was perhaps one of the best things he’d felt next to the orgasms of the previous night.

“Why would you want to keep me?”

“What? Do you expect love or sonnets? You interest us. Last night was amazing…for both of us. You enhanced our experience ten fold.”

“Will you dress in a skirt again?”

Neji arched a brow. “You liked that, did you?”

“Yes.”

“I think that can be arranged. Itachi has several pieces of women’s lingerie hidden away. I think it could be arranged for both of us to dress up if that’s what turns you on.” Neji nibbled on Sai’s ear.

“I like you in a suit too.”

“Then you should be turned on all the time.”

There was a low buzzing from the floor in the direction of Sai’s pants. Neji lifted himself from the bed to search out the buzzing. “Sai’s busy so fuck off.”

“You shouldn’t talk like that. It might be important.” said Sai, taking the phone from Neji’s hand.

“Sai! What the fuck, Sai!” A loud voice screamed into his ear.

“Hello, Naruto.” He said into the phone, ignoring the growl from Neji.

“Where are you and who the fuck was that? I told Sasuke not to let you out of his sight.”

“He was too busy with you so I left with Itachi and Neji.”

“Itachi…Sasuke’s Itachi?”

“Well, I think he is more of Neji’s Itachi since he’s the one pounding in him on a regular basis.”

“Whoa…I’d rather not hear that…so who was that on the phone.”

“Neji.”

“Why was Neji answering your phone?”

“Because we were making out and you interrupted us.”

“What!”

“He is quiet peeved. You should apologize to him.”

“You are cheating with Neji?”

“Is it considered cheating if I make out with him when Itachi isn’t around?”

“What do you mean?” Naruto sounded as if he was getting more and more frustrated.

“Well, since I slept with them both last night. I mean, is that the only time I can sleep with them is when they are together. That might get a little frustrating…”

“Stop! You had a…threesome…”

“Naruto, stop yelling…” Sasuke’s voice came over the cell.

“Well how would you feel if your roommate had a threesome with your boyfriend’s brother and his lover?” Naruto shouted, forcing Sai to pull the receiver away from his ear.

“So, let him fuck who he wants.”

“Sai fucked your brother and Neji last night…”

“Again, why should I care?”

“It’s Sai, you bastard! He‘s delicate.”

“Hn.”

“Alright! That’s it. The gloves come off. Sai, I’ll call you back.” The line went dead. He pulled it back to stare at it for a moment.

“Naruto is fucking Sasuke.”

Neji arched a brow, watching as Sai stood. The other turned to him with questioning eyes. “Do you need to leave?”

Neji sighed, eyeing the clock with a much suffering look. “Yes…”

“That’s alright. You and Itachi can pick me up for dinner tonight.”

Neji blinked a few times. Did he just ask them out? Sai acted as if they had all been lovers for ages. “Alright…”

“It will be good to spend some time away from them. I really don’t like when Naruto fucks him to make a point. It gets rather loud. Seriously…would you let a guy with a tiny penis fuck you all the time…and would you scream when he did?”

“I…”

“Hmm.” Sai glanced down at himself. “My penis isn’t too small, is it?”

Neji smirked, cupping Sai’s package. “Not by my standards.”

“Good. I’d hate not to measure up.”

“Baby, trust me. You measure up just fine.”

Sai smiled. It wasn’t the fake smile he gave Naruto and Sasuke. This smile was real. He ran a hand through Neji’s soft hair, instantly wishing Itachi was there. “I’m pretty fucked up in the head.”

“I know.”

“It shows that much?” He would have to work on it if he was odd even during sex.

“Itachi faxed me a background check on you while you were asleep.”

“I see.”

“We did it because we like you. Don’t take offense.” Neji began, assuming he needed to placate.

“I don’t care but I would rather you ask me next time. I don’t lie.”

“We will.” Neji sighed in relief as they exited the apartment building.

Neji dropped Sai off at his apartment. The moans were still coming from the bedroom as Sai let himself in. He glanced at the time on his cell. They’d been going at it for at least an hour. Sasuke must certainly be set in his opinion. It was nice that Naruto cared so much but really unnecessary.

Nearly ninety minutes of screaming later, Sasuke limped from the bedroom and into the kitchen. “Don’t say a fucking word.”

“Where’s Naruto?”

“Passed out, thank God.”

There was silence for a minute before Sai continued. “Do you mind?”

“Mind what?”

“That I fucked your brother.”

“No. Listen, Sai. Who Itachi fucks is his business.”

“Thank you. Do you think Naruto will be able to accept it?”

Sasuke rolled his eyes. “I just hope he doesn’t get any ideas of threesomes. I’m a one trick horse when it comes to that shit.”

“You never know, you might like another partner with a bigger dick.”

“Don’t even start with me, tonight.”

“I’m just saying I don’t see how you can scream so loud with that tiny dick.”

Sasuke took a deep breath before returning the bedroom. Sai watched him go with a smile on his lips. The last few days certainly had been eventful. Now all he had to do was wait for Itachi and Neji to come pick him up. Maybe, if they came at the right time, they would get to hear Sasuke in all his glory. Naruto did always wake up horny after all.

The end~