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OHAYO! This is my first fic on aff and I'll be taking this slow for now, to test out the waters and see how well this goes with all the fanfic readers here! Er. Just as a warning i'll be throwing in some Japanese here and there, but if i make a mistake or two, please don't murder me.(help me out though!) ^^; Heh.
Hmmmmrrr.. SO. The names Anderson Rae, but I usually go by AR or AndieRae. ^^ I currently am at a loss to how this whole Beta thing works, so i'm going to continue for now without one. Ha.

SO! I believe a more..descriptive summary is needed, as well as other info soo, here you go.

Summary: Sasuke's parents have always pestered him about his solo appearances at all the business parties and other events, even across oceans and city boundaries they're still able to agitate him. Itachi seems to slither up at just the right time and proposes an idea. Why not use his business? (His 'business' being..well...not very much known to the Uchiha parental units,of course.) The Escorts. Itachi has his very own band of "escorts" that will be paid dates and will do whatever the client asks. (and that usually means, literally, WHATEVER the client asks, as the young Uchiha had seen firsthand by the number of Itachi's team filing in and out of his house.) Sasuke is reluctant at first, but gives in. He is expecting an easy so-called "relationship" that would require no sort of attachments or any complications whatsoever. Just a simple girlfriend-boyfriend relationship...that would be, well, fake, of course. But he is soon shocked to find a certain blue-eyed Dobe on his doorstep the next day. The Uchiha death-glare has never been used so gloriously as it was used by the youngest Uchiha. He almost strangles his older brother before realizing that maybe it will work out after all. Hell, his parents had asked him to bring a date. Aside from his Escort being a male, what he doesn't realize is the endless complications that come with such a "seemingly harmless and fake" relationship with said-Dobe.

Pairings(a basic idea): Sasuke/Naruto,Itachi/Kisame, Shino/Kiba, Neji/Shikamaru...eh. I'll think of more later.

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The phone rang. Click.

"Uchiha residence." A pause. Obsidian eyes narrowed slightly, but the deep voice stayed even and fairly emotion-less, as always.
"....Hn."
His knuckles grew white as he gripped the phone.
"Hai. Understood."
He was about to slam the phone down before one last monotone remark his his ears.
'I'm serious about this. Do not bother showing your face if you plan on coming solo, I will not have the Uchiha name dirtied anymore.'
He gritted his teeth.
"Understood, Otou-san" the young Uchiha managed to get out before he heard the resounding click of his father hanging up on him. He silently seethed a moment before slamming the phone down, hard, on the receiver himself.

He stood rigid in the hallway for a moment longer before making sure his signature stoic expression was on his face. He continued down the hall towards his room. His foot steps echoed on the expensive black marble floor down the hall of the Uchiha mansion.

His parents were just...truly talented. They still were able to completely agitate him from...well, from wherever the fuck they were. They were constantly traveling, further spreading the word of the Uchiha company, while leaving all business in Kohona to their eldest son, Itachi. Sasuke cringed at the thought as he pulled open the door to his room and shut it behind him. Tch. Damn Itachi. The bastard was lazy and did absolutely nothing while still appearing to be the perfect son and the most successful heir to the Uchiha company, which he didn't even bother to acknowledge unless it was necessary.

He turned and flopped down on his bed, black satin sheets and all, and closed his dark eyes. His parents were still able to manage things from afar through Itachi, who was constantly answering invitations to banquets and dinner parties for, not only himself, but for the youngest Uchiha as well. The young raven was reluctant, er, well "reluctant" wasnt exactly the right word. He absolutely loathed it. Having to act civil to a bunch of snobs who so effortlessly pretended to give a shit about anything other then themselves. Although he did not appreciate the lack of any sort of (positive) acknowledgment from his cold mother and equally emotion-less father, he was, somewhat, happy that the chore of the Uchiha deals were not left up to him. Itachi managed well under pressure and still had time to tinker hours away in his study or in his bedroom with his own business issues.His...well.."Escort" business.

He inwardly winced at such an idea. Who the hell would pay good money to-
"Ohayo, Otouto." A deep silky voice sounded from his doorway.
Sasuke's obsidian orbs flicked open and glared in the direction of the door way, he hadn't even heard the door open. Leaning suggestively (in a slimy way, to the younger Uchiha) was Uchiha Itachi, wearing nothing but a red silk robe that was slightly falling open, revealing a pale, chiseled chest. His long raven locks cascaded over his shoulders and were luxuriously flipped back with one pale hand.
"Aniki." Sasuked replied in a passively, emotionless tone, not bothering to stand up.

"Oh, Sasuke-kun. When will you learn? If only you would hurry up and marry one of your various fan-girls, maybe Father will leave you alone a bit more." He purred as he slunk into the room and sat on the bed next to the young raven. He leaned down, his face hovering over Sasuke's and his raven locks falling down, forming a curtain around them, "Or is it that you're too in love with me to even look at anyone else?" Itachi asked in a husky whisper as Sasuke's stoic expression was interrupted by an annoyed eye-twitch. He, with a cold and controlled expression on his face, promptly shoved the other Uchiha away by his face. His eye twitched again, "Don't touch me, Aniki." He said and sat up.

But Itachi, hardly bothered by his younger brother's cold actions, regained his balance and flipped his raven locks over his shoulder, "Aw, Sasuke-kun. That really hurts my feelings. After all, what other conclusion do you leave me to come to?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked toward the adjoining bathroom, attempting to put distance between himself and his creep of a brother.
"You go on and on, day after day, with all these pretty little choices following you around." Itachi continued as he settled on the satin-covered bed, smoothing out the wrinkles, "Yet you ignore every single one. I mean, I understand that the heart-breaker gene may run in the Uchiha blood, but come on, Otouto. This little game of yours is upsetting Father."

"I'm not playing any sort of 'game', Aniki. You play enough for the both of us."

"Hn. That may be so, but you deserve some fun too, little brother." Itachi said with a dismissive wave of his hand.

Sasuke glared at him once more before grabbing a towel out of the drawer and hanging it up by the shower, "Get out, Aniki," he said with as much cold contempt as he could muster, "I need to take a shower."

"You don't have to be, You know...You dont have to be alone. In fact, I, myself, insist that you dont stay alone" Itachi said ignoring his younger brother's request. "Father and Mother try very hard to portray the Uchiha company as a stable company, one that the people can rely on. How can people think such things when the youngest prodigy, Uchiha Sasuke, can't even hold down a stable relationship? Other than Hyuuga and Aburame, you are never seen communicating with any other of your peers, let alone any sort of love-interest." Itachi sighed, dramatically, draping a hand over his 'heart'. "It bring such a bad image to the company, don't you think, Otouto?"

"Get out, Loser." Sasuke gritted out as he leaned against the doorframe and rubbed his temple agitatedly.

"I mean," the 'seemingly' clueless eldest Uchiha continued, "you could consider those two your friends, but who are they exactly? Ah, yes. The sons of Father's business partners.They aren't bad company, don't get me wrong, but stop his rebellious solo act of yours and make some new friends."
"You know, you're practically talking to yourself, Aniki." He said gritting the last word out, "So will you shut up and get the hell out? I understand Father's request and will deal with them accordingly."

Itachi stood and feigned hurt, "Ah, so touchy, Otouto. It really hurts me to know how cold you could be sometimes." He made for the door but paused,"and as for Father's request, you could give in and have yourself an Escort." Itachi suggested without turning around, a smirk graced his features, "Think about it. All the image that Father wants, without the commitment. I'll even be nice enough to pay for you."

Sasuke's eyes shot up to glare holes into the retreating figure's back.

"No thanks. After hearing your..'business meeting' go on for the last hour, I'd rather not get involved with any of your acquaintances." The younger raven bit out, referring to the loud moans and suggestive screaming coming from Itachi's room earlier.
Itachi smiled fondly and glanced suggestively over his shoulder, "Oh, Sasuke-kun, as if i'd let you have my pet. I'd, of course, set you up with someone of your age to accompany you to all Uchiha Business events and parties and such, starting with our cocktail party tomorrow evening. And I'll make sure to pick someone Father will...happily approve of." He added with a wry smile.

Sasuke turned away from his elder brother and padded into his bathroom, he was about to throw a sharp retort over his shoulder, with another smart-ass comment about whores and various STDs before stopping himself. Maybe...His brother might be right. As rare as that was and as much as he hated to admit it. Perhaps..just getting it over with and making his Father shut up once and for all would be best. And hell. There would be no commitment. All the perks that he needed without having to act like he gave a shit about any dimwitted girl. He stifled a sigh.

Itachi felt the air still as Sasuke contemplated this. One moment passed, two...He smirked, the trademark Uchiha smirk (his having a lecherous slant to it, of course), as his younger brother simply answered him with a quiet and monotone, "Hn." That was all Itachi needed,
"Hai, Otouto. You won't regret this." Itachi said before slithering out of the younger raven's room.

Sasuke waited until he heard the click of the door close before padding into the large bathroom. His fingers found the first button on his shirt but paused, he considered almost, almost, worrying about the sense of scheming that seemed to radiate off of his older brother, but he pushed that out of his mind and shook his head, reaching into the cream-colored marble shower and turning on the water. Worrying about that snake would take too much time and effort. With Itachi, Sasuke had learned, it was best to not even contemplate what the bastard was thinking. He stretched briefly before stepping under the hot spray of the shower and letting the hot water fall over him.

Best to just let the snake slither in the grass than to stomp around in the garden and get bitten.


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Itachi closed the door quietly behind him and casually walked down the spacey hallway. His slippers clapped softly against the marble as he came to a halt in front of his room. He quietly opened the door, careful to not wake the spent form of his lover, and entered silently. He grabbed his cellphone and flipped it open as he walked into the bathroom and shut the door behind him.

He smirked as a certain name was highlighted by the scrolling bar and he hit 'Send'.

It rang five times before someone picked up, fumbling to answer.

"Mmn.. Moshi-moshi." The voice on the other end croaked.

"Hn. Ohayo, Naruto-kun. I'm very sorry to have woken you."

"A-ah, Uchiha-san?It's okay, haha." Naruto answered, sounding a little more awake, "I should be up anyways. It must be late by now, huh? What time is it?"

"8:36 AM" The older Itachi deadpanned,"and like I've said before, call me Itachi."

"Ah" Naruto said, as he thought '8:36?! "Late" my ass!'
"...Oh..uh. Okay, Itachi...san."

Itachi inwardly smiled, the blonde was just too adorable to handle.
"Good. Well, Since you are up, Naruto-Kun, I'd like to inform you of your new client."

"C-client?! For me? Really?"

"Hai. I'll send someone over with the information this afternoon."

"A-ah. Hai."

"Hn. Goodbye, Naruto-kun."

"Un. 'bye!"

Itachi snapped his phone shut and heaed out of the bathroom to find his lover stirring.
"Who was that, 'Tachi?" The man said drowsily, wrapping an arm around Itachi's waist as he sat down beside him on the bed.
"That was Sasuke's new Escort."
"Hn? Who?" Kisame asked as he planted a tender kiss on Itachi's bare shoulder.
"Naruto-kun."
"Ah. This should be interesting." The shark replied, with a smirk.
Itachi leaned into Kisame's touch with a sly smile of his own, "Indeed, it should, Love."

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*whew*
Mmkay. So, this first chapter is just...eh..not too great. But things'll get better in the second chapter.

Oh & I'm interested in incorporating other characters like Haku, Zabuza, Suigetsu, Pein (or is it Pain..?), Hidan, Konan, Madara, Sasori, Deidara and other characters, but as of now, I'm completely at a loss as to what to do with them -_______-
Review&let me know if you have any ideas, ne? (:

Thank you for reading!!
Ja ne! <3

-AR