The Joke

Well grammar and me don’t agree, so ya please don’t say anything about it.

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"Seriously Kiba why is there a big 69 on the side?" Naruto shook his head as he continued to look over the big black bus. "Why did you buy an old school bus anyways? Would it kill you to actually get a R.V. or something?"

"Because it’s cool and besides you got to love 69," Kiba laughed as he opened the bus door. A woman with long brown hair smiled as she fixed her pants and walked away.

"whore." Naruto laughed.

"Damn straight." Kiba grinned.

"Far from it actually." Naruto matched his friends grin.

"So you want to?" Kiba let his eyes roam over his bus, his baby.

"Of course i do, but um...are you sure this thing will survive going across country?"

Kiba grinned again. "Of course it’s going to bro. besides you knows you want too." the males grin widened.

Naruto rolled his eyes. "All right well go."

"Sweet, pack some shit we head out tonight." Kiba threw his hands in the air, nearly jumping the blonde male in victory.

"okay." Naruto whined slightly, this was going to end with trouble he was sure of that, but damn if the ride would not be fun.

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Naruto ungraciously tossed his duffel bag towards the back as he sat his tote bag down, looking back up he smiled at Sai who put his things down. While Kiba happily got back on the buss. "Are we ready?"

Naruto looked back towards the one giant bed Kiba probably welded down; he shook his head finding Ino already passed out on it.

"Isn’t this too big for us?" Sai questioned as he sat behind the drivers seat. Naruto sitting on the other side, Kiba quickly started the bus before any minds were changed.

"You never know when you need the extra space man." Kiba grinned as they started there trip.

“For what exactly?” Sai questioned looking out the window.

“Oh, you know things we buy, hot fans we make.” Kiba grinned, as did Naruto.

“Don’t you dare fuck anyone on the bed were stuck sharing.” Naruto tensed, “you didn’t already right?”

Kiba’s grin widened. “Don’t worry; I didn’t put sheets on it yet.”

“Oh man, remind me to stay away from the side of the bed.” Naruto huffed and Sai laughed.

“Oh we were all over the bed.” Kiba whispered.

“What!” Naruto jumped up.

“Hey anyone hungry.” Kiba smiled, changing the subject.

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Naruto walked into the gas station for the snacks. The more he thought about the trip, it did not seem that bad. It was better than sitting at home all summer. At least it killed the boredom and he could put off thinking about collage too, that was a huge plus in his book.

Naruto silently went to grab the last bag of munchies at the same time as someone else. 'Here we go he thought.' he would use his best pout and win the bag.

Naruto gave his best puppy dog eyes as he pushed out his bottom lip, and turned to the other. The blue-haired male gulped before he let go. Naruto smiled as he pulled away and went to get the rest of there things. Grinning in victory it worked every time.

It got him out of homework when he was in school, got him out of trouble on the drinking sophomore year, and so many other times.

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"Where’s the chips?" the raven-haired male arched a pierced brow.

"This cute blond got the last bag man." The larger male shook his head.

"You need to learn not to cave to bimbo's." the male stood annoyed as he steeped off the bus. He had been craving those damn chips since they left the studio and he would get them.

"Wasn’t a bimbo." the male called out.


Naruto paid for there things grinning madly as he opened the chips walking out of the store. "Hey those are mine."

'Crap the he came back.’ Naruto smiled sweetly. "Sorry bro I already paid for them." Naruto turned, freezing in his tracks. Black leather jacket, black baggy pants, black hair spiked up in the back bangs cupping his face. Black sunglasses‘… this was not happening sure they were going to follow there tour, but ...this...here...right now...Naruto stared blankly...it could not be...

Sasuke took a moment to look at the male, who looked like a deer in the headlights of a speeding truck. Blond spiky hair to his shoulders, sky blue eyes, whisker like marks on each cheek. Slightly smaller body then himself. Sasuke could see how the male had won the chips. Even though Suigetsu was completely straight.

"Mind if I have some there the last of the cheese ones right?" Sasuke smirked, moving closer.

Naruto did not say anything as he blushed slightly shoving the bag into the ravens arms and he quickly started towards the gas pumps. His heartbeat was so loud he thought he would have a heart attack.

Actually, being that close to the man, but he almost blurted out ‘I love you’ and that would have been mortifying. Worse than that, he could just go with dying on the spot, yes, that would be better…but he did see Sasuke face too face, that was good.

"Get the snacks?"

"Ya."

Kiba watched the doomed/happy expression on the blond male’s face as he got back on the buss. He wasn’t sure how a person can go from a happy face to a doomed one back to happy in just a few seconds but Naruto just did.

Dropping the snacks Naruto made his way toward the makeshift bed. He fell down face first into the small mattress. He could die happy now…


"Don’t tell me you were mean to him.” the group turned to Sasuke who approached the bus.

"No he gave them to me, and then stomped away.” Sasuke stated blankly.

"So you were mean little brother." The older raven smirked.

"No I just asked if I could have some chips, and he shoved them in my arms, and like I just Said stomped away." Sasuke glared through his sunglasses. His Uchiha smirk did not even work; usually that and his looks had people begging to be fucked by him.

"Oh, he got shot down that’s why he's pissy."

"I’m not pissy." Sasuke increased his glare. "Let’s just fucking leave." Damn it, why did the guy? Why the hell didn’t his charm work?