Oops, I'm In A Relationship

Chapter warnings: well everything i said on front but I thought I'd warn of all pairings just in case some one is against it. SasuIta(incest) SasuItaGaa(incest+1) this was in the past, SasuItaHina this is hinted towards the end. SasuItaNaru also in the past, NaruSai, and ultimately NaruGaaSai, slight oocness depending on your view of who the characters are. And typoes as I injurged one of my arms and its hard to type with only one left.
Author Note: I wrote this on a whim Whoo whim!! I wanted to try something new and I did mention to a certain someone I would write and dedicate it to them. Hopefully it's something she likes.
Dedication: Msuzumaki this is for you and you only!(well sorta lol) I wrote it for you I guess I should say. Anyway here's some PWP smutty goodness for you. Hopefully you like the pairin(s) I picked for it! Much love to you my dear.

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He stared out the large floor to ceiling windows of the skyscraper condo over looking the city, all the cars and people below the size of small insects. His green eyes as impassive as always dressed in a dark burgundy dress shirt long sleeves buttoned with titanium cuff links. A pair of black slacks and shined dress shoes finishing his ensemble. Life was much more dull once you had money.

It was great, given his less than humble beginning, but also boring, Though he didn’t really have all that much time to go and be crazy, he had a business to help run after all. As if even thinking about his co-owners brought them out they came into the shared living space. Once long ago they shared much more but those days were long past.

“You need to get out more.” The dark haired man said walking up to stand beside him.

“I think not Sasuke.”

“You’re as bad as Itachi, but even he gets laid.” Sasuke chided.

Gaara’s eyes looked at him sideways, “an easy task when you lover is your partner, room mate, and brother.”

“Quit whining, you could be apart of it if you wanted to.” The man reminded him.

“It’s true you are always welcome in our bed.” Itachi intoned from the other side of the room where he lounged on the couch.

Gaara looked back at him with a frown, “don’t encourage him.”

Itachi shrugged his shoulders before spreading his arms out across the back of the white couch, his body clad in a black dress shirt similar to Gaara’s, and black dress pants with his feet bare. Sasuke of coarse was in his ever present color of choice, dark blue, black pants and barefoot as well. Gaara rolled his eyes back towards the city view.

“You need to get laid.” Itachi commented his head lain back against the couch as well now.

Gaara sighed, as if he didn’t know, but he wanted something exciting, something taboo, something not Uchiha. Gaara watched Sasuke walk towards the kitchen area, the condo having an open plan layout, and couldn’t deny that falling into bed with the brothers had always been worth it. Still…

“I want something different.”

“You mean exciting.” Itachi corrected before excepting the kiss his brother bestowed upon his lips.

Envious he turned away again. Different, exciting, it was all the same to him.

“I don’t have time to go looking for it though.” He mumbled knowing they would hear him anyway.

“An old friend of mine is throwing this crazed get together this weekend. You should come.” Sasuke suggested as he peeled back the foil wrapping on a yogurt cup.

“Chk, no thanks.”

“Why not, you might find someone, and it’s not like we have anything scheduled to do for work.” He replied sliding the spoon into his mouth.

With a frown firmly in place he glared at the younger Uchiha with contempt. Damn him for using logic to combat his negative response. He knew now that they weren’t going to allow him to stay here this weekend while they left for this party.

“Besides,” Sasuke added. “It’s invite only so you can let your hair down so to speak.”

In other words an invite to a fuck fest if you so wanted it to be. Splendid, just what he had always dreamed of, a room chalk full of people who were horny.

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He entered the large mansion beside Sasuke, who vouched for him at the gate. This was supposedly where the closeted anything came to play once a year, and somehow they all knew each other. He was stopped and told to sign a waver agreeing that everything he saw in here stayed here. Apparently this building was similar to Vegas only far more legally secretive. Once signed he followed behind Itachi and Sasuke, who suddenly found freedom to touch each other as they pleased, through another set of doors.

The sudden change in noise was deafening and the hot air cloyed at his body like some desperate lover. His eyes scanned the room and saw men and women dancing on polls in skimpy cloths some with partners some solo. Women made out with other women as did men. He recognized his sister instantly and had to blink as she sat with her tongue half way down some other blonde’s throat while her husband watched pleased. That was a secret he would have done better not knowing about.

Other than the horrific scene, one he considered to be equivalent to a train wreck, of his sister nothing seemed all that noticeable. Disappointing, with the way the two brothers had raved about it he half expected dancing elephants and speaking dogs. He glanced to see the two openly loving each other and realized what the appeal was to them, still he was hoping for something more, spectacular.

“Hey Bastard!” a male voice rung out and two raven haired men turned to smile.

Gaara watched as the sea of dancers parted and out stepped a tall, tan blond garbed in orange leather pants, nipples pierced and a tattoo shaped similarly to a sun on his abdomen. The two brothers allowed the blond to give them hugs before blue eyes focused on him.

“Who are you?” He asked raising a golden brow.

“Gaara.”

“Hot Damn! That’s him?” He asked incredulously to the Uchihas.

They nodded and the man looked back at him with a grin on his face his well sculpted arm reaching behind his head to scratch at blond hair.

“I was expecting someone a little more, Uchiha in taste.”

Gaara shot them a glare that would curdle milk in two seconds for blabbing about their sex life. The blond laughed throwing back his head and clutching at his midsection.

“Hup, there it is. I was actually worried for a second.”

“What for we slept with you once.” Itachi stated.

“Yeah and that was one great fuck. Note that it was only one.” The blond teased.

“Shut the hell up moron and introduce yourself.”

“Fuck you, you’re supposed to do that.”

Gaara felt his hackles rising before he spotted something, or someone, far more tantalizing. His green eyes immediately took in the shirtless man, all toned muscles obviously a dancer, and the black pants that were form fitting but definitely cotton. The man seemed to glide through the crowd, slinking between and around meshing bodies like some sort of cat. Black hair cut close to the back of his head but bangs hanging in his eyes. Gaara’s eyes darkened and he couldn’t help but having them go back to the hem of the low riding cotton, damn that guy was a hotty.

“Hey, you the names Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki.”

Gaara slowly ripped his gaze from the man to look at the blond who had a smirk on his face. The Uchiha’s had similar looks and he glowered at them. He was about to retort the he didn’t care, when long fingers followed by arms wrapped around Naruto’s waist to splay across the tattoo and toned abdomen. Gloved fingers, or at least a few of them were, others the leather had been cut away.

“Guys, meet Sai.” Naruto announced as the man perched his chin on his shoulder.

Damn, it was that dancer guy Gaara had been looking at. He sighed it shot everything out of the water, so much for that. The man gave a small smile his eyes closing, and he wiggled his fingers at the guests. It was very upsetting the man was very attractive in deed, but possibly dull judging by his mannerisms.

“Sai this is Sasuke, Itachi, and the carrot top is Gaara.” Naruto announced pointing to each in turn.

“You two are the incestuous brothers,” he looked at Gaara and something quirked his lips before it was gone. “And you’re not what I expected.”

“Eheh, that’s what I said.” Naruto informed the man.

Gaara wanted to know who the hell apparently knew all about him. Sai whispered something in the blonde’s ear which made him chuckle.

“If you really want to.” He replied.

“It will be fun I can tell.” Sai answered before his name was called, “It is time for me to go dance.”

Sai walked past him the dark eyes flashing with something like a dark promise and Gaara’s eyes widened momentarily. Then the man was gone disappearing into the crowd.

“Go watch, he’s amazing. Even my perverted straight god father likes to watch.” Naruto suggested.

“Hell let’s all go see, Naruto raves about it all the time.” Sasuke said and tugged him along.

Itachi walked next to Naruto and looked at him with a knowing look. The two brothers had never met Sai but they had heard enough about him. They knew that he liked to play dumb, and that he was excellent in bed. The dark haired lover had finally leashed the beast that was Uzumaki with his creativeness. The blond had on many occasions explained in vivid detail what exactly that word entailed causing the two siblings to fuck each other rather roughly.

The lithe dancer was into experimenting, threesome, foursomes, women, men, it mattered not to him. He was, in theory the perfect thing to help Gaara let loose. They had planed it together, the blond and the brothers. Naruto had had his doubts, as it was the same Gaara that had been their bed partner for many years when they had first started the business. Anything that they were interested in must be boring or bastardly. Granted the redhead had those qualities, but he had so much more too. Apparently upon seeing him the two lovers agreed that Gaara would make a fun play thing.

“Don’t play to hard now, he might be a bit rusty.” Itachi warned.

“I can play nice, but I’m not making any promises about Sai. That guy, I don’t think he knows the word nice.”

The music quieted and lights flashed to the main stage, where a very exotic woman stood here violet black hair hanging to hide her face. Her clothes very similar to what Sai had been wearing only a top and the color matched her hair. Soon the music came on over the speakers, Lady Gaga‘s - Monster clear to hear, the booming base thrumming through floor and up his legs.

Slowly Sai came out towards the woman who curled herself around the bar, his hands reaching out but not quite touching her. Hands tangling in between her arms to clasp onto the bar one of his legs sliding between hers and they swung around the bar in a circle together. Then to Gaara’s amazement Sai flipped his body backwards and up to mirror her position but upside down. It was sexy to watch, but very artistic in nature, sensual. As if they were simply playing cat and mouse and had no intention of taking it further.

Wrapping his legs around the bar he let go of it with his arms and hung with his arms outstretched which she took and using her own feet caused the bar to swing around her holding onto his hands. Sai allowed himself to slip just a little in which moment she swung her body up to twist her ankles around the bar to keep herself above his body. Letting go of his hands, using amazing core muscles, she kept her body from fully touching the man’s only to run her hands down over his body.

Sai sank down but as they spun it simply looked like she was lowering her self against his body as if about to undo his pants and take her prize. Before anything explicit could happen his hands touched the floor halting the spinning motion and bent himself to curl away from the bar so not to hit her. The woman flipped herself over the bar to find her footing on the stage as well, her head falling back as Sai embraced her, his gloved hands sliding over her thin frame. His lips searching hers out one hand on her lower back the other holding on to the bar they spun once more. Her long leg wrapping around his waist and Gaara found himself swallowing thickly.

Naruto leaned in from behind him and chuckled, “Amazing yeah?”

Gaara nodded and his eyes widened as clothed hips collided together Sai’s face falling into her ample bosom and the music ended. The crowd went wild as the two parted, Sai leaning into the woman again to whisper something that made her blush. He couldn’t imagine what would make her blush after such a performance, but he wanted to know. Slowly the two came down walking towards them and the woman smiled at him.

“This is Hinata.” Sai introduced them.

“I’m Gaara, wonderful performance.” He told her.

She blushed again, and he was curious how she could do what she had done without reddening but do so now at a compliment.

“Hina-babe is shy. Great at being distant for a dance, but when people start talking to her directly she starts getting all fuddled.” Naruto explained as if reading his mind.

Sasuke looked the woman over and smiled at her charmingly which caused Gaara to roll his eyes. Catching her attention he shook his head no, trying to explain to her it wasn’t a smart idea to leave with him. Sasuke in turn glowered at him earning a giggle from Hinata.

Sai took the time to look over the red head, really Sasuke and Itachi hadn’t done the man justice. Lean muscular body, his height, wearing all that silly clothing over it. Burgundy long sleeve cotton trench coat that was fastened with three buttons hung to his knees. Black pants tucked into black military boots that rose higher than most to just below his knees tightly laced up. The red head was like sex walking, and he was a tease wearing all that clothing over himself. It made Sai want to rip it all off to see what there was under it all. Naruto caught his eyes with his own blue ones and smirked.

It only served to remind him that the Uchiha brothers had also said that Gaara was a highly reserved man, and that was the real reason that he walked around fully clothed at all times. Even after sex, the man would pull on boxer briefs and a robe before getting up. Yet if they could get him to loosen his hold just a little he was something of an animal, something they missed in their bed. So Gaara was like himself, quiet but dangerous which made for a wonderfully exciting time.

“Dance with me.” Sai stated before pulling Gaara along.

As they disappeared into the crowd leaving a bewildered Hinata behind, and three smirking men Itachi looked over at Naruto.

“You best be careful, if he manages to get Gaara uncaged you might loose a lover.”

Sasuke nodded, “its true he’s had other lovers come crawling back begging for more. It’s why we always welcome him.”

Hinata blushed, “I think they’re right Na-Naruto. I can read people very well…”

Naruto sighed, “Yeah its cool. As long as I get to go along for the ride.”

Gaara blinked back the confusion only to feel his body pressed up against another and his heart went into his throat. Sai smiled his dangerous smile before moving to the music, Gaara’s body easily matching the movement. The coat became infuriating immediately as his hands craved to feel the real curves under it.

“Why wear so much clothing?” he asked.

“Because walking around half naked is inappropriate.”

“No body would complain if you did.” Sai shot back.

Gaara unable to say anything in return found his coat unbuttoned and being pulled of his body. Sai tossed the coat off to the side, which Naruto caught, only to frown a little. How many layers did this guy wear? Still the black tank top, design like that of Bruce Willis’s in he Fifth Element, was much more pleasing and revealing than with the long coat on. So for now Sai would be satisfied.

Long fingers trailed over his collar bone and over his shoulders, barely enough room between the two not to bump noses as the thrum of music pulsed through them. He didn’t usually dance like this, he hadn’t in many years and when he had done such things he hadn’t done them often. About to object his mind seemed to melt as a second body joined them against his backside. Gaara’s libido hit the roof as two sets of hands dragged over his body hips rocking in tune with the beat.

“They don’t do you justice…” The blond purred into his ear hands sliding up under his tank.

“Play with us tonight?” Sai asked into his other sucking on the patch of skin just below his ear.

Oh, fuuuuk… he groaned in his head. Not trusting himself he nodded. The two looked at each other and nodded before dragging him off up a set of stairs. Itachi and Sasuke watched amused as they witnessed Gaara get slammed up against the wall to be molested by the blond half way up. Well hopefully for awhile after this their friend would be less bored. Two sets of eyes turned back to the shy woman, they had their own fun to initiate.

A door slammed and Gaara felt himself pressed up against Sai’s body again as the man pulled up his tank top capturing his arms above his head, to press his lips against his own. Parting to breath green looked into pools of dark chocolate brown their noses barely touching.

“Neh, give me some of that will ya?” Naruto groaned from beside them and Sai stepped back taking with him the shirt.

Gaara and Naruto collided together in a mesh of skin, tongue and saliva the two groaning loudly. Naruto was never going to get over the that fact that the seemingly stuffed shirt had his tongue pierced and that he kissed as well as he did. The fact that his knees got weak was just as surprising and very exciting his clothed hardness pressing against the redhead’s as they rocked into one another.

Sai reached between them and undid the front of Gaara’s pants then Naruto’s, he himself having already declothed. The two parted and Gaara was tossed onto the bed where he found his boots quickly removed. Sai crawled up towards him, and he groaned throwing back his head at the feral look in the dark eyes. Lifting his hips when hands tugged at his pants he was quickly just as naked as the other and groaned when hot breath wafted over his hard cock.

“Fuckin’…” He growled when a hot mouth engulfed him and started to suck hard.

“Yeah baby, suck him just like that…” Naruto purred stroking himself.

Gaara rolled his eyes from the back of his head to look at the blond who was stroking himself while fingering Sai, said man groaning around the meat in his mouth. Gaara’s hands convulsed in the sheets as the vibration rocked his world and threw back his head groaning loudly. He wasn’t going to last much longer that he knew, and with a just a few more motions of the mouth over his hardness he came spurting his hot seed into the greedy mouth. Sai, who’d been pumping his hand over his own member while being fingered in the ass came shortly after, followed by Naruto.

For ten minuets the three just panted as their spinning worlds slowly came to a stop. Fuck that had been good, and they all knew it was just a warm up for the real fun to come. Gaara, the first to recover, grabbed Sai by the hair and pulled him to his mouth and the two kissed their tongues warring tasting himself on the other man. Normally he would not have done such a thing, but oddly his taste on another was turning him on again his semi hard dick twitching back to life.

Gaara and Sai parted and soon after Sai was pushed down into the mattress roughly Gaara leaning over him with a territorial growl of warning that sent shivers shimmering down his body to his cock. Naruto came up behind the man and ran his hands up the smooth curved back then back down to squeeze the firm ass. Yeah, he was going to enjoy fucking this one, and from the wantonly sounds Sai was making he was looking forward to being fucked by the guy.

Gaara spotted the tube of jell that Naruto tossed onto the bed and reached for it uncapping it and added copious amounts on his fingers tossing it back on the bed covers immediately forgotten. Licking a trail up Sai’s smooth pale back he teasingly circled a finger around the puckered entrance until the man’s voice pitched higher. Satisfied he pressed the wet digit into the man bringing it in and out in the motion they would soon be doing with his cock.

Groaning he pressed his flushed forehead to Sai’s sweat slicked back rocking back into Naruto’s fingers that teased him as he teased Sai. Gaara added a second finger as Naruto added one more to his entrance pulling them in and out in time with the blonde’s motions, his hips rocking back into them he whimpered and whined along side Sai underneath him. A third finger was added to the teasing preparation and all three were moaning in anticipation. The base from downstairs making the bed vibrate lightly, also could be felt by all three men in their bones.

Finally having enough Naruto pulled his fingers free and slid a rubber over his aching hard cock tossing a foil next to Gaara who quickly understood what was to happen. Sai panted into the mattress his face flushed red his mouth open a moan escaping as the redhead pressed into him. Naruto pressed into Gaara once the redhead was seated in the man below and groaned biting a shoulder blade starting to loose what little control he had left.

A tongue slid over his sweat slick back collecting salty droplets and caused Sai to shiver and moan his name. Naruto pulled out of the man who pulled out of Sai and then rocked back into him. The three moaned together and shuddered. Slowly they found a rhythm that worked for them and they rocked together their voices getting louder and louder.

One hand clamped down around his as a second hand wrapped around his painfully hard dick and he cried out. Teeth biting down into his shoulder Sai’s eyes rolled to the back of his head his face falling into the sheets. Naruto shifted his position just a little and rolled his hips into Gaara who cried out ’fuck’ when his prostate was hit. Sai, below him, moaned clenching his fingers around the hand that held his and orgasmed into the sheets.

The convulsions of Sai hitting his climax caused Gaara to jerk and slam in to orgasm himself, his nails digging into Sai’s, hand. Naruto howled his head thrown back as he came the sound drowning out the music from below for a few moments. The three collapsing against each other as weak limbs gave out from under them.

The three lay in after orgasm glow a tangled mess of limbs, sweat, and semen trying to catch their breaths. In the morning Gaara would get up and leave, happy that he had had a good time, but ultimately would never repeat. He’d gotten what he wanted, something different that wasn’t Uchiha in the least. With that amusing thought he drifted off to sleep after cleaning himself off and throwing the rubber into the trash can Naruto offered.

*******Six Months Later*******

Gaara flipped through paper work his office door closed but having glass windows to keep an eye on employees. His green eyes quickly reading over each word of the proposal. His phone rang and he answered it, Sasuke on the other side of the line.

“What? I’m fucking busy.” Gaara growled.

“Just thought I should warn you.” He replied sounding highly amused.

Gaara rolled his eyes and slammed the phone back down not wanting to play games today. He had an important client to close. The whole ordeal demanded his entire focus. The sound of someone crying out in surprise and the sound of something crashing had him look up just in time to see two men walking into his office. There stood two men he wouldn’t have expected to see. God damn it Sasuke, he thought.

Sai stood to the left and slightly behind Naruto wearing his trench coat he had lost somewhere along the way, wearing a shirt underneath it that showed off his abdomen, and black pants a pair of boots on. Naruto wore an orange tank top, exactly like the one in the Fifth Element, tucked into his dark blue jeans wearing boots as well. They both regarded him seriously and he looked to the glass windows to see everyone in the office staring.

He laced his fingers together and rested his hands on top of his wooden desk a calm look masking his panic.

“Yes?” He asked looking business like.

Sai stepped forward placed his hands flat against the desk and leaned towards him, and from the corner of his eyes he could see everyone lean forward tensely completely captivated. Gaara frowned, this was highly inappropriate behavior. Before he could say so Sai grabbed a hold oh his red hair and forced him into a hot open mouthed kiss. Without realizing his hands had come undone and crinkled the important papers on his desk.

Sai pulled back from the kiss but pressed his forehead against the redhead’s and rubbed their noses together. Naruto shot a dark look at the people in the office, who had all stared, and they meeped getting back to work. Looking back at the two, he watched Sai pull back Gaara’s body rocking in that direction trying to keep contact. It was all they needed to know.

“You’re not slinking away that easily.” Naruto stated.

Gaara’s green eyes looked over to him and a frown creased his brow, “I can do as I please.”

“But you don’t want to slink away.” Sai commented.

“Don’t talk to me like you know me.”

Sai’s eyes shined in amusement before the look was gone, “you can’t lie to us.”

“I’m not lying.”

Naruto stalked over to the desk and bodily dragged him over to stand on the other side. Gaara blinked momentarily taken aback. The blinds snapping shut caused him to come back to himself and he looked over to see Sai peeking through them.

“Hm, looks like they’re going to come closer to listen in.” Sai stated looking over at him.

“You’ll meet us at this address,” Naruto said pressing a piece of paper into his hand, “or you can get fucked right here for everyone to see.”

Gaara flushed at the idea and realized that Naruto was deadly serious. He looked over to see Sai calmly regarding him, but knew he to meant it. Well damn, what else could he do but agree? Nodding slowly, still a little shocked Naruto moved towards the door.

“Oh and bail out on us and we’ll show up unexpectedly.” He promised.

“No sleeping with anyone else.” Sai added and closed the door behind the two.

Gaara slumped against his desk and let out a shaky breath. Alright then, he now had a relationship outside of sex. He looked up to the ceiling and asked god why him and why them? But found himself smiling down at the paper with the address on it shortly after.

It had been, in the end, exactly what he was looking for.

~END~

End Note: To all my readers if you haven't noticed I like to make sure my readers understand how much I appreciate them. I tend to dedicate chapters to them or in this case ab entire fic. I just you guys and I hope to keep you all coming back for more!