In the Beginning There Was But Two

Warnings: Um.. well everything that I said on the front and possible misspellings.
Author Note: Alright NaruSasuGaa Arc this takes place pre-Sauske returns. So in other words that Bastard(i say this with love) has yet to be brought down a peg and brought home kicking and screaming. Just Naruto and Gaara, and of coarse ther ever present demons. I'm not overly happy with this scene it pails in comparison of the other two I have posted. So I will more than likely rewrite it again and post the revision.
Pairings Featured: The one that stands out is ShikaTemari but Naruto mentions that several other of his friends are also getting action but doesn't say with whom. And of coarse NaruGaaNaru

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“In the Beginning There Was But Two”


Gaara stood to a far off corner of the party that was going on, gourd less and feeling slightly uncomfortable. Granted he had a small pouch of sand on him and once again the sand that covered his entire body, but it still didn’t make him feel any better. He was feeling less than happy about all the meshing bodies dancing to the music playing loudly over the speakers. The base thumping through the air and the ground making it hard to breath, which rose his hackles. Still he bore all this in good humor, Konoha and Suna nins had gone through a lot of trouble to throw him this birthday bash. He briefly wondered if maybe they had only been searching for a reason to mass congeal together and used his birthday as an excuse.

He sighed as he watched Lee dance jutting every part of his body in odd angles that were so off beat, but he could tell that once again Lee was simply putting his all into being youthful and full of life. He rolled his eyes as the memory of Lee spouting off nonsense came to mind. At the very least he had stopped wearing those ridiculous closes all the time. Said man currently wearing a Chinese tunic and silk pants in green, his favorite color apparently.

Without consciously realizing his mind had picked up on a tall male blond with blue eyes and his pale jade eyes zeroed in on the man coming towards him. Naruto gave him a large smile and waved like a lunatic until Gaara lifted his hand off his arm in a bored sort of way. Why was Naruto coming this way? He should have been off with some woman trying to see how far down his tongue could go. How odd, Gaara thought to himself.

“Neh Gaalra,” Naruto said finally stopping in front of him. “ Why aren’t you enjoying the festivities?”

Gaara stared at him for a long moment, for some reason Naruto’s roll of his tongue when pronouncing his name bothered him. He usually didn’t care one way or the other, it was just Naruto’s accent. Naruto blinked at him and then rose an eyebrow.

“You okay man?” He asked placing a hand on his shoulder.

Gaara’s eyes looked down at the hand on his shoulder, then back up at the blond shunobi. “I’m fine.”

“Okay, why aren’t you having some sake and-”

“I don’t drink.” Gaara interrupted the blond, which was another thing he didn’t do.

“EHHH!” Naruto squealed his mouth dropping open and his eyes bugging out. “Why not!?”

“Shukaku.” Gaara replied, at the mention of his name the beast stirred and sent a quiver of sensation through his body. Gaara bit his lip, it couldn’t be tonight could it? He thought to himself.

Naruto went silent and his face drooped into a sad frown. “You shouldn’t have taken him back Gaalra. You’re missing out on so much.”

Gaara lifted a finger and pointed to Kankuro who was currently making a complete fool of himself by dancing next to Lee in the same way. People cheered and hollered chanting the two Nins’ names. Kankuro ripped off his shirt swinging it around and a group of women could be heard squealing. Lee followed shortly after.

“I don’t think I would drink. I prefer not to make an idiot out of myself.”

Naruto chuckled reaching back behind himself and scratched the back of his head a cheesy smile on his face. “Eh, I wasn’t really talking about this.”

“Then what were you talking about?” Gaara asked while Shukaku cooed and sent small chakra signals down his spin which made him shiver, thankfully Naruto hadn’t noticed. Gaara shoved the infernal beast back down where it belonged.
“Sleep.”

“I experienced that during the time I was with out Shukaku.”

“Food, I rarely ever see you eat.”

“I eat.” Gaara replied shooting him a glare.

Naruto sighed. “How about love then.”

Gaara’s chest constricted and he looked at Naruto as if he couldn’t believe the blond had said such a thing. “Are you saying that I can not love?”

“I-” Naruto tried to say.

“Because I assure you that even though I was a sociopath when I was younger and with Shukaku back I have to fight the urge even now, I can and do love.”

Naruto looked embarrassed he hadn’t meant it to be taken that way.

“As for someone loving me, it is not like I am unaware of impossibilities of such a thing. They either fear and hate me, or obsess over me. With or with out Shukaku I would have this problem.”

Shukaku gave an odd purr and Gaara knew that soon he would have to leave, or he would have a hard time controlling the beast. The redhead looked slightly disgusted as the comment about one of the women that had walked by drifted up into his consciousness. Soon very, very soon.

“Gaalra, I was talking about sex.” Naruto finally said catching Gaara off guard.

“What?”

“You said yourself that you have to keep a tight control over the bastard, to have great sex you would have to let go completely, in which case…” Naruto trailed off he didn’t need to finish the end of that sentence.

Gaara frowned it was true, bad things happened when he let go. Shukaku chuckled in response putting flashes of images in his mind that he wasn’t all that happy to see.

“I need to go.” Gaara said turning to leave.

“Hey Gaalra, I’m sorry man.”

“Not you.” was all Naruto got in response before Gaara disappeared.

Well, the blond thought, I need to piss and take a shit. That thought in mind he wondered off to find the latrine.

******
The redhead was stopped by a familiar voice and he froze on the spot, not really wanting to turn and look at the woman.

“Gaara-sama.” Came the voice of one Matsuri.

He groaned, this could not have been a worse moment to run into her.

“Matsuri.” He replied slowly turning around.

She smiled at him and blushed a little bit, her whole body was practically screaming for him to do as he pleased. He knew she would let him to, it had happened once before.

//OH… LoOK how SKImpy that OUTfit IS!// Shukaku noted, Gaara was trying hard not to notice.

“I wanted to wish you a happy birthday.” She continued.

“Thank you.” he replied keeping his eyes on hers.

//Oh lOOk they ARE so mUCh biGGer than laSSSt Time! She was a FUN fuCK Do her AGAIN.// Shukaku screeched in his head almost making him miss what she said next.

“I-I wanted to wish you a happy birthday personally.” She said with a nibble of her bottom lip and the blush deepening on her cheeks.

Gaara clenched his fist as Shukaku let out a stream of vulgar things that he wanted them to do to her. The redhead swallowed hard. He couldn’t let what happened last time to happen again. It had been one huge mistake, and she had not looked all that great after wards either. Sadly it had been okay, not at all what he’d heard about sex from Temari. He suspected that it wasn‘t everything it was supposed to be because he wasn’t into the fairer sex. Not to mention Matsuri had had to go to the medic ward for a stay of two days. What made him feel even more guilty was he hadn’t even allowed the demon to have a lot to do with it.

//JUST FuCK her. She OBviouSLY wants IT!// Shukaku complained not liking the fact that his host was resisting.

“That would not be wise.” He told the girl.

“I don’t mind if it’s a little-” Matsuri rushed to say but Gaara held a hand over her mouth a serious look on his face.

Gaara shook his head no, not saying anything, it was hard enough just to shake his head no with Shukaku sending wave after wave of chakra that reeked of pheromones. Matsuri looked hurt, she had hoped, just maybe he would make it into something more than a one night stand. It had hurt, it had been rough, but she had liked it all the same. Besides she was more than willing to give her Kazekage-sama anything. Gaara dropped his hand and turned walking up the stairs to leave her there. Matsuri sighed and turned back to the party.

*******
Temari glared at Shikamaru, the lazy Bastard still wasn’t trying to become a jounin. What the hell was wrong with him? He was so annoying, even when he wasn’t around he bothered her.

“God you’re so annoying! Can’t you do anything?”

Shikamaru sighed. “Why? It appears to attract unwanted attention from more bossy troublesome women. I have enough of that from you and my Mother.”

“What was that?”

“Women are troublesome and annoying and they think they run everything.” He replied looking at her with a bored expression.

Temari lifted her large fan and swung the end of the large thing at the lazy nin’s head. Shikamaru didn’t even blink as it connected with the wall right next to his ear and made the sand wall crack. What was with this idiot? She could have busted his head in and yet he hadn’t moved at all. He was so infuriating!

“I can’t stand you.” She breathed heavily.

“But you want me anyway.” Shikamaru replied sticking his hands in his pockets and yawning. “What’s wrong with you woman?”

She growled at him, it was true, he had a brilliant mind and they could talk tactics for hours, plus he just turned her on with the way he acted like it didn’t really matter if she could kill him easily.

“I hate it when you’re right.” She replied grabbing the front of his shirt and crushing her lips against his.

Shikamaru’s eyes widened before his arms wrapped around her and they began something of a sparring match. Temari smirked, so in at least this he wasn’t lazy, she could live with that.

*******

Naruto exited the Latrine a lazy smile on his face as he rounded the corner. “Man nothing like a good shi-”

His eyes went wide and he slammed himself against the wall, back around the corner, closer to the bathroom. The hell? Even lazy ass Shikamaru was getting some?!? And Temari had a nice rack too. Damn life wasn’t fair.

He sighed, ‘Everyone’s getting some tonight.’

The fox chuckled.

‘It’s not funny you bastard. Kankuro, Kiba, Shino, even shy little Hinata.” Naruto grumped pushing off the wall and heading the other way.

//You could be to stupid brat, if you hadn’t messed up with the sand psycho.// He commented.

‘Don’t call him that.’ Naruto replied.

//Would you prefer if I called him sand bitch? He certainly has a personality to match.// The Kyuubii sneered.

‘Howa bout shut the fuck up.’ Naruto suggested.

//Do you smell that?// The Demon asked. Just as Naruto turned to go down the stairs and saw Gaara walking up them in a strange manner.

“Hey Gaalra!” He waved and smiled his eyes closed.

Gaara didn’t deem him with a reply, only turned his head in passing and gave Naruto a very heavy and heated once over continuing on his way. Naruto faltered and nearly fell down the stairs the only thing that saved him was his quick reflexes as he grabbed the railing. For whatever reason he found himself breathing fast as if he had ran for awhile and like his body was tingling all over.

“The hell?” He asked out loud.

Naruto felt the Kyuubii flex itself in his cage and then heard him purr. //That little pest has that much control does he?//

‘What are you talking about?’ Naruto asked.

//Shukaku, he wants to mate. What we’re feeling right now is his chakra and pheromones.//

Naruto blinked. ‘Wha?’

//Just go and fuck him! Or get fucked I don‘t even care at this point.//

Naruto took a step upward, before he halted. ‘I can’t.’

//Don’t be ridiculous, you felt that he wants you.// The Kyuubii urged.

Naruto shook his head, ‘Shukaku wants not Gaara. He left for that reason.’

The Kyuubii growled in frustration before switching tactics. //What if he’s not okay?//

Naruto took another unsure step upwards. ‘What do you mean by that?’

//He could be taken over by Shukaku. What would you do with out your pack mate?// The Kyuubii suggested.

Naruto thought a moment. It was true it could happen, it wasn’t likely but he couldn’t take the chance with so many people here.

//Oh for the, kit get the hell up there! He wouldn’t have given you such an invitation otherwise! His eyes were still green!//

Kyuubii was right, they had been green. Maybe it was true that Gaara wanted him? It was exciting to think about, he had wanted to go to bed with his best friend for awhile now. It wasn’t like it was completely out of the blue there had been times before where they had almost kissed even before Gaara had gotten Shukaku back.

//Exactly you dim witted human.//

‘Kyuubii, shut. The. Fuck. Up.’ He growled as he headed up the stairs following the sent Gaara had left behind.

*******

Gaara heard the click of the door to his room and turned to see Naruto peek his head in. “Neh Gaalra?”

Gaara stayed put in the shadows as he watched amused while Naruto argued with the Kyuubii.

“No you stupid fox I didn’t get lost.” A pause where obviously the fox said something rather insulting because Naruto’s face turned red. “Shut the fuck up you miserable bastard.”

Gaara had had enough, his sand went zipping across the room and dragged Naruto in by the cuff of his shirt and slammed the door closed behind. Gaara slowly walked forward as the sand brought Naruto closer to him as well. He glared at the blond shunobi his jade eyes a glow in the dark sand twirling around him fluttering his robes. Naruto looked half afraid of him.

“Hey Gaalra, sorry for you know intruding. I didn’t think, well maybe I should have, but I had to make sure..” Naruto stammered to explain.

“What do you want Naruto?” Gaara asked in a low tone that sent shivers down Naruto’s spine.

//Here’s you chance boy, kiss him.// Kyuubii urged Naruto.

//lOOk gAAra he caME heRE TO MaTE! TaKE him NOW! Do It NOW!!! Kuu kuu kuuuu// Shrieked Shukaku.

Naruto and Gaara stared at each other while the demons inside them tried to tell them to go for it. Goading them to just kiss and get it over with. Reminding them that they had wanted to do this for awhile now. The demons put images in their heads of what the other one would look like under them or above them, as they mated. Before either one noticed Naruto and Gaara’s breathing was labored as they were both becoming hard at all the thoughts in their heads.

Naruto wasn’t sure who moved first but he was suddenly warring with Gaara’s tongue and he let out a deep throated moan into the other’s mouth who reciprocated the sound into his. Chakras flared fiery and blue as the raccoon and fox fought for their own dominance of each other. The two shunobi distantly heard things breaking and shattering around them but neither cared.

Gaara slammed Naruto against the wall of his bedroom, and broke away from the kiss to catch his breath. Naruto leaned his head forward and bit down on Gaara’s neck who gave a sound that was a mix of a yelp and a moan, and the distinct sound of the front of his shirt ripping. It was so hot, the sounds Gaara made. The usually stoic man was much louder than he had ever thought he’d be. Then again the kiss itself had been the best kiss he’d ever had.

When he had made out with women they had started out shy then tempted him to take control, the few men he’d played around with, it had been cold and to the point. But with Gaara it was searing, controlling and… Oh god was that Gaara’s hand sliding down the front of his pants?

//What the hell are you doing boy?// Kyuubii asked sounding miffed.

‘Huh?’ He asked through his sex fogged mind.

//Don’t just let him win! Fight back.//

Naruto blinked trying to clear his mind and shoved Gaara back and onto the bed rolling his shoulders his jacket and ripped shirt falling to the floor. His eyes narrowed in on Gaara as he crawled up the man’s body and sat on top of him.

“You’re going to pay for that, I liked that shirt.” Naruto growled.

Gaara eyes slid half way closed and he smirked at him through his lashes. The words clearly in his expression. ‘And what are you going to do about it?’ Naruto grabbed the front of Gaara’s vest and brought their lips colliding together again before he manfully shoved him back into the mattress below. Sitting up slightly he tried to undo the buckles to the grey vest and found that he was to aroused to figure out how to do it.

//For fucks sake human, cut the offensive things off.// The fox growled.

Naruto growled himself when he heard Gaara give deep chuckles at his fumbling hands and his inability to open the redhead’s clothes. Naruto focused chakra into his hand which lengthened his nails into claws and he hooked a finger into Gaara’s collar and pulled down, the fabric easily giving way. Gaara’s eyes went wide and Naruto could hear the redhead’s heart beat speed up. Leaning down he pulled a pink nipple into his mouth and sucked on it before biting down on it the man below him arching up into him moaning his name.

That was an interesting fact to store in his mind, Gaara apparently enjoyed pain. He licked over the abused body part and dragged his tongue upward to the crook of Gaara’s neck before sucking on the milky white flesh while grinding down into the shunobi. Naruto groaned as Gaara dragged his nails down his back and pushed up into his clothed groin. While Naruto was distracted Gaara’s sand wrapped around the man and flipped their positions while also undoing the orange pants and pulling him off. Huh, no underclothing interesting he and Shukaku purred together.

Naruto blinked when he found himself looking up into jade eyes darkened with lust and realized he was fully naked. “We’re going to have a problem here aren’t we.” Naruto chuckled.

“No problem, I’m topping.” Gaara replied in a purr. The sounds sent shocks through his system that shot right down toward his hard cock that stood at attention for Gaara.

“Oh really?” Naruto shot back, the red head had cheated and had used his sand like extra pairs of hands, really that was so unfair.

“Yes really.” Came the reply as the red head bent down and took Naruto’s hard manhood into his mouth and sucked hard.

Naruto’s hands quickly fisted in Gaara’s red hair and he gave a out a loud groan. “Holy Fuck…”

It was so good, and so painful at the same time. Gaara wasn’t holding back at all, he was confidant in every pull and swirl of tongue. He was not shy about it at all, and it was so damn good to have someone who wasn’t seemingly afraid to have a large hard cock in their mouth. Naruto started to pump his hips and pull Gaara’s head down at the same time, not even caring if Gaara could keep up with the pace. Gaara smirked around his mouth full and opened the jar of oil he had had his sand retrieve and cupped his fingers to drag out a large amount and slid his first finger into Naruto.

“Oh godz yes.” The man groaned as Gaara quickly matched the pace with his fingers going in and out of his entrance.

Gaara added a second finger scissoring them while he moved them in and out, making sure to keep his throat relaxed as Naruto’s motions became a little more frantic. Pushing three fingers in and deeper he glanced over the blonde’s prostate gland and said blond screeched arching up off the bed nearly choking Gaara as he shoved the man’s face down on his cock.

Gaara pressed on the same place again, only this time his free hand stayed on the blonde’s hip pinning him down. Sucking hard and going up on the swollen shaft while he pushed his fingers inward it didn’t take long before Naruto’s body froze and he was emptying his seed into the back of Gaara’s throat.

Gaara slid his fingers out of the man below him and pulled off his softening cock. Wrapping his wet fingers, after adding more oil to them, around his own hard and weeping cock he had the sand flip Naruto who yelped in surprise. Positioning himself at the blonde’s entrance he leaned over his back and whispered into his ear.

“You didn’t really think it was over did you?” He growled into Naruto’s ear.

Naruto could only shake his head, as he felt himself growing hard all over again, at the sexy way Gaara was in control of the whole situation.

//You’re such a pussy.// Kyuubii commented.

‘Like you aren’t enjoying this you stupid fox.’ Naruto shot back. The Kyuubii purred in answer.

Gaara slammed into Naruto making the blond cry out, the red head sucked in a breath. “So tight…”

//KyAA sO goOOd!// Shukaku echoed in his head.

Gaara pulled out and pushed back in as softly as he could manage while he tried to find a steady pace they could both handle. Naruto moaned into the bed sheets his hands fisting into the fabric his face flushed and turned to the side so he could look back at Gaara. Out in Out in Out in. It was the hottest damn thing he’d ever seen, watching someone else move their large cock in and out of him, taking him, controlling him, he shivered and moaned Gaara’s name.

//Faster. Harder.// The Kyuubbi growled.

“Ha-harder!” Naruto called out and immediately got what he wanted as Gaara dug his fingers into his hips and slammed into him.

With every thrust in Naruto moaned and groaned for more, and whimpered when Gaara pulled out again. He was hard again and his shaft throbbed in time with the thrusts. Gaara placed a hand between Naruto’s shoulders and shoved him into the bed leaning down over him again. The blond could barely breath, but he found it all that more exciting and became that much more turned on. Gaara groaned Naruto’s name into the blonde’s ear before thrusting one more time reaching his climax and biting down on his shoulder spending himself deep with in the shunobi below.

Naruto’s arms were like jello so he stayed unmoving with Gaara’s weight above him pushing him down into the bed. Gaara lifted off Naruto and purred as he licked a trail of sweat of his back with the tip of his tongue. Naruto shivered and gave a quite moan. He was sure that it wasn’t normal to be ready so soon for a second time after such an orgasm, but nobody was going to find him complaining. And judging by Gaara’s playful little menstruations he wasn’t either.

Gaara pulled out of Naruto and laid down on his back and he wasn’t surprised when Naruto crawled on top of him and kissed. The kiss was slow and sensual a small fire of passion that burned between them. Naruto’s hand slid down over the sweaty and well sculpted chest before sliding between Gaara’s thighs encouraging him to open them up. Gaara did just that and Naruto slid between them pulling back from the kiss to look at what had been dropped into his hand. The red head smirked up at him as he blinked at the container of oil placed in his palm before chuckling.

“My turn is it?” Naruto asked even though he had already known the answer.

“Unless you can’t handle it.” Gaara retorted back his eyes flashing gold before they were green once more.

//Don’t worry sand brat, I’ll make you wish to be my slave when I’m done with you.// The Kyuubii promised darkly.

Naruto chuckled back at the Fox as he slid one slick finger into Gaara entrance. “Oh you won’t know what hit you.”

Naruto stuck in a second finger and scissored them, he was too hard to really try and prepare Gaara, but he didn’t have to overly worry either. The demon with Gaara would heal him easily. Lathering himself up with the oil he positioned himself at Gaara entrance lifting the man’s hips up and into his lap. He looked up at Gaara and slammed into him. The red head threw back his head his eyes closing tightly as he cried out from the pain mixed with pleasure. Naruto’s eyes rolled to the back of his head and he groaned low in his throat.

Nothing would ever compare to this ever, Naruto knew this as he pulled out of Gaara and pushed back in. The red head’s legs spread out and around his waist locking behind his back. Naruto’s hands dug into Gaara’s milky white thighs as he bent over the man and pumped his hips up into him. Gaara’s long fingers tangled into his blond hair and tugged, his body arching upward and into Naruto’s mouth.

“M-more…” Gaara pleaded his voice dark and heavy with lust.

Naruto moaned Gaara’s name and sped up the pace and the strength of his thrusting. Gaara’s head was thrown back and with every thrust he cried out for more, for it to be harder or calling out Naruto’s name. All of these things aging the blond on. Bodies beaded in sweat, chests rising and falling in erratic rhythms, as the two of them came closer to their second orgasms of the night. Gaara’s red hair was plastered to his flushed face his eyes closed tightly his face contorted into one of pleasure as he moaned Naruto’s name again and again getting louder with each thrust. Naruto would never forget this moment, it was for ever engrained into his mind.

Sand and fire swirled around the two men on the bed, shredding and burning bedspreads, walls, dressers, doors and shattering lamps until finally Gaara arched up into Naruto as he came again the blond slamming up into him once again and claiming the red head as his by emptying his seed deep into Gaara.

Chakra disappeared along with the sand and fire as if it had never actually been there to begin with as the two collapsed onto each other. The two panting and trying to calm their racing hearts down didn’t move for awhile.

//Mine.// The Kyuubii said sated at last.

Naruto pushed himself up on shaky hands and looked down at Gaara who’s arms where spread to either side of his face hands loose his eyes still closed and sporting a light red tint high on his cheeks. Naruto gave a lazy smile, he was beautiful. He pulled out and flopped to the side groping around until he pulled a piece of cloth over the lower part of their bodies.

“What is that supposed to be?” Gaara asked him.

“I think it was once a sheet for this bed.” Naruto replied.

There was a moments pause before the two started to share a laugh, neither of them really understanding why it was funny or even if that was really the reason why they were laughing.

//Humansss.// Shukaku hissed disgusted, his usual shriek unable to meet it’s normal octaves.

“Hey how the hell did you know what to do?” Naruto asked as his eyes started to close.

“Books.” Gaara replied.

Huh, who would have thought that books could actually be worth reading, Naruto thought before drifting off to sleep.

**********

Sakura stomped down the hallway Sai following her a decent distance away and behind her. He wasn’t stupid enough to provoke her anymore than she already was. Besides he’d rather Naruto catch her wrath than him, the blond deserved it anyway. They were supposed to leave from Suna two hours ago.

“Kankuro!” She called out to Gaara’s older brother catching up to him. “Have you seen Naruto?”

Kankuro shook his head. “Nope, but I’m headed to get Gaara. He may know where the idiot is.”

Sakura nodded and followed, Sai sighed and walked a little closer as Sakura started up a conversation with the puppet master about last night’s activities.


Upon arriving Kankuro opened the door to his little brother’s suit and stopped in his tracks, Sakura gasped and went on alert. Everything was completely trashed.

“Shit.” Kankuro muttered running towards the bedroom. “Gaara!” he cried out.

Sai glanced around at everything and took note of sand particles spread around the room and scorch marks. He smirked as an idea came to mind. “You might not-”

It was to late Kankuro slammed open Gaara’s bedroom door, in a rush to make sure that his Kazekage was alright.

“Gaara are you, CHRIST!” He said covering his face and reeling backwards.

Sakura ran forward wondering if she might need to heal someone only to screech when she saw the two men they had been looking for lying on the bed naked.

“Oh gods…” She gasped covering her eyes. Inner Sakura rang out a HELL YEAH!

Gaara sat up and stared at her. “Is there something you need?”

He asked raising a brow acting as if he hadn’t just been caught naked after a sexapade. His brother looked green, which he found amusing served the idiot for just busting in here and not following the clues. Sakura seemed torn between being mortified or letting on she wasn’t to upset about catching him with is pants down. He looked down at himself, hm maybe had let Naruto get a little to rough as his eyes caught a burn mark in the shape of a hand on his left thigh.

“Ye-yeah, I’m looking for Nar-Naruto.” She stumbled out.

Gaara glanced over at Naruto who was asleep on his stomach and then back up at Sakura. “Well you found him.” He replied as he stood up from the bed.

Sakura’s eyes bugged out of her head and she swiftly turned away a blush on her cheeks. “I see that.” That’s not all we see you sexy mother fucker. Her inner self commented and cheered.

Gaara walked into the bathroom the only thing apparently not destroyed by them, and grabbed his pants that he kept in there for after he took a shower. Thankful that he had a routine as he slid them up onto his body. He walked back out and slapped Naruto on his ass with his sand who yelped and fell out of the mangled bed.

“What the hell was that for?” He said standing up and Sakura found herself turning away again as she felt something of a nose bleed coming on. She was never going to be able to look at the two of them the same again. Yeah you won’t, now we get to picture them getting it on!! Her inner self chimed in again and she groaned.

Sai peeked in and waved at Naruto. “Well good morning to you.”

Naruto looked over at Sai and all his surroundings came crashing down around him. “No way…” He breathed.

Sai gave a thumbs up and in a voice that sounded slightly like Naruto’s replied. “Believe it!”

Sakura busted into sinkers and bit down on his bottom lip. “I’ll go ah get you some clothes Naruto.” She replied leaving.

Naruto blushed deeply, it wasn’t like he had wanted to be caught by his good friends and his lover’s older brother. Wow this day was just starting out so great he groaned to himself. Kyuubii chuckled at him from somewhere deep with in but said nothing more. Well, at least he’d had a night he would never forget.

“Naruto?” Gaara said from beside him.

“Yeah?”

“As we live in uncertain times and we have duties to uphold, I would like to keep this relationship open ended.”

Naruto blinked at him, it was a little shocking to hear his friend say such a thing, still he couldn’t say he loved his friend and thus couldn’t disagree with such a thing. Not to mention he still had to go find a certain Bastard and put him in his place. He cared for Gaara, but love? No definitely not, it was possibly the same thing he felt for Sasuke, only now he got benefits. He could live with that.

“So we have other lovers?” Naruto asked making sure he understood that correctly.

A nod, “unless that does not work for you then this will be a one time thing.”

Oh hell no it wasn’t, “Naw, that’s perfect for me.”

//And me….// The Kyuubii added.

A small smile from his friend, “good.”

Sakura came back in and handed him some cloths which he quickly put on before leaving. Once they reached the edge of the village he looked back behind him to see Gaara watching him on top his kage building. He waved back at the man even though he got strange looks from his friends, and realized he was the only one who could see the guy anymore.

“Well we better get back, Tsunade is gonna want to beat the shit outta me.” He stated.

“Yeah, and I suggest you don’t tell her about this.” Sakura told him.

“I know, the Elders will go crazy if they found out.”

“So how do two men have sex anyway?” Sai questioned out of nowhere.

He really should have seen that one coming, it was Sai after all, but he groaned all the same and placed his hand over his face. This was going to be such a long trip home.

~END~

END NOTE: Okay, so here you have it. Not my best work but, *shrug* All these One-shots are actaully snipets from a huge ass EPIC that's starts during when Pein is attakcing the village believe it or not. It goes through how Naruto kicks ass with help from fellow friends and Gaara gets back shukaku, to them going after Sasuke and bringing him home. Sasuke's trial and reintegration into the village, and how the three of them... well I can't say more than that with out giving away One-shots I have yet to write. Not to mention it doesn't just center around the three. It covers how other couples get together as well. ^^ But I'm worried about posting the story. I'm not sure people will be interested in it and thus decided to post PWP one-shots. If any of you are, and enough show interest I can start to post my HUGE ASS EPIC for all to read. So let me know. ^^

NarutoVixin, Prism0467, and msuzumaki: Thanks for reading "If Live Gives You a Rainy Day, Make Indoor Activities" and then reviewing as well. Hopefully if you read this one you'll like it as well and I'll hear from ya'll again. Much love to you all!!!