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Damn The Mission
WARNINGS: CRACK FIC!!!!!!!! CRACK PAIRING!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own the song featured here so I am not making any monies.
Song Featured: Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment"
"Damn The Mission"
Sasuke was now numbered with the Shunobi of the Leaf, which was boring as hell. He preferred the maximum security prison for ninja. At least there it had sociopaths that tried to challenge him all the time and entertained him. Yes there were missions, he had been sent on four since he’d been released, but it was all so boring. Plus he had to stay in the Hokage building for security reasons. His time of probation was almost over, and he had no where to go after this. He was not going back to the Uchiha compound, that place gave him heebie jeebies though he’d never admit that out loud.
So he started to look for places, on the out skirts of the village, as he didn’t do well around more than five people. He found nice places, but nothing really said, live here Sasuke to him. It was about that time, when he was giving up on the whole thing, that a certain annoyingly honest moron showed up.
“Looking for apartments?” He questioned.
“What’s it to you?”
“I own a complex, it’s out towards the south area surrounded by trees and has a training ground.”
Sasuke stared at him for a moment as Sai stared, two sets of eyes giving nothing away, “I’ll look at it.”
“Okay, follow me then.”
When they arrived Sasuke felt like he wasn’t any where near the village at all. All he could hear were the sounds of wild life, the trees, and themselves. It was perfectly located and only one road lead into the grove. Only a mile in and he couldn’t hear the village bustle which there had been plenty. If he had to describe the place in one word, he would have picked amazing, or perfect and he hadn’t even seen the apartment.
“The ANBU circle the area every so often, but they can’t get on the roof, I have anti chakra fields on it.”
“Does that mean I can’t use my own jutsus?”
Sai looked at him, “no, but I don’t see why you would need to.”
“Just in case.”
“The training grounds are to the back of the building, not huge but it’s useful.”
“How do you own this place?”
“I found out that I’m the only living relative of Danzou… Something like distant cousins twice removed.” He shrugged.
“You live here?”
“No.”
“But you train here.”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“Does it matter?” He asked looking at him in the eyes.
No it didn’t.
“I’ll pick up rent on the first of every month.” He said handing him a large ring full of keys. “They’re numbered bring me back the ones you don’t want later.”
“You’re not going to wait to see if I like an apartment?”
“No, I know you’ll pick one.”
Sasuke frowned at him, “Nobody else lives here?”
“No, you’ll be the only one.”
“Why me?”
Sai paused a few feet away and looked over his shoulder, “Does that matter?”
Before Sasuke could answer the man was gone in a swirl of ink leaves. Staring at the spot the guy had been for a few moments longer, only one thing came to mind. The guy was a freak.
******
Sasuke made his way up to the Hokage’s office nodding to those who he passed. Once in front of the door he knocked.
“Come in!” the woman bellowed.
Stepping in and shutting the door behind him he bowed respectfully, even though it graded on his nerves. Straightening he saw that Shikamaru was there as well, looking bored as ever, then his eyes were back on Tsunade.
“You requested me?”
“Yes I have a mission for you.”
“Alright.”
“It’s an S rank one, you’ll be going under cover to meet another ANBU who’s been under for about five months.”
Sasuke looked over to Shikamaru when the man cleared his throat.
“You’re good at disguise jutsus?”
Sasuke glared, “Of coarse.”
“You’ll be meeting Sai, he works under the man who has the information we need on a group that is tied to the Sound village. Sai’s been working on this case longer than just the last five months, but he’s gotten deep into it now. Once you exchange the information Sai will kill the man and return.” Shikamaru explained.
Sasuke nodded.
“Sai’s going to look the same, but he isn’t going to be the same, there’s a reason why he’s the chameleon.” Tsunade felt impressed to add.
The chameleon? His mind flashed back to a day where he’d seen the animal mask floating in the trees a little over five months ago. Sai was that guy? When he’d taken in the body language it was completely different from Sai more confidant more dangerous. It couldn’t be the same guy.
“There’s a lot you don’t know about that nin, hell there’s a lot I still don’t know, but it doesn’t matter. You go under cover to meet the man, you’ll be a client looking for a good business to invest in. You are not going in as a nin, but a guy who wants in on what’s going on. You won’t get to know anything, but the man will assign someone to entertain you for the night.” Tsunade continued.
“Sai.”
“Right, you will be highly interested in him so the guy chooses him and not a woman. You will be there for the night only and leave contact information. It won’t matter Sai will get rid of him a few days after that. Then we will move on the group. You will not be coming back right away. You are going from one mission to another. This way they are less likely to track you back to us.” Shikamaru spoke.
“Okay.” It was easy enough, but Sai being the one they sent was still a little surprising.
“Any questions?” Tsunade asked.
“No.”
“Good, once you take these scrolls from me you are to leave effective immediately.”
Sasuke walked up to her desk and took hold of the scrolls and turned to leave.
“Remember you’re on a mission.”
Sasuke sent a nasty glare towards Shikamaru who went unfazed, then slammed the door behind him.
“Was that necessary Nara?”
“You know Sai.”
“Mm.”
The two looked out the window.
“May god have mercy on that idiot’s soul because Sai won’t.” Tsunade commented while taking a drink of her sake.
“Sai was the perfect one to send to under cut that organization.” Shikamaru reassured her.
“Yes he was, but Sasuke?”
“If he chose Sasuke there’s a good reason, besides he’s perfect for the mission after his rendezvous with Sai.”
“It’s true, but you know Sai.”
Nara actually smirked down at the Uchiha who’d stepped out into the village. That man was in for such a shock, he almost wished he could be there to see it. He himself had been a little shocked to find out about Sai, even after he’d suspected it to be true. Sasuke didn’t even suspect, Sai was just that good.
“Mm.” he replied.
********
Sasuke fiddled with his half way buttoned white dress shirt not all that happy he had to wear it, or the black leather pants. He looked up into the mirror trying to get used to the blue eyes and long black hair pulled back into a loose pony tail. God, he looked more like his brother this way, but better he tried to tell himself. Turning back to the bed he picked up the pointless chain and looped it through his pants like a belt a good foot of length left to dangle between his legs. Civilians wore such ridiculous clothes.
He couldn’t blow this, it had taken a month to get here, and three days to get a meeting with the man he was to see tonight at some seedy night club. Everything had gone relatively well, he couldn’t mess it up by being annoyed with the clothes he had to wear. Looking back up into the mirror it was time to look sufficiently arrogant, that was simple enough, but he had to tone down his Uchiha or they’d figure it out. These people knew about the Uchiha well, he had come to find out, and all though he looked much like one, he had enough differences to pull it off. As long as he toned his Uchiha down that is.
Satisfied he took a breath and walked out the door, it was now or never.
******
The thrum of music was enough to bring up his hackles, music meant lots of people. A fact that he had not allowed himself to think about. Nodding to the bouncer, a guy he could get rid of easily if he had to, he walked toward the center table the man had indicated. Coughing to get the man’s attention the sandy blond man smiled welcomingly.
“You must be Toroshiga.” He said holding his hand out to shake.
Sasuke followed through with the gesture but just barely, “Yes and you must be Yamina Tora.”
“One and the same. Sit.” he replied indicating a chair opposite him. “So you are interested in investing I hear.”
“Yes, I have been looking for something worth my time and money.”
“Well you came to the right place, and at the right time.”
“Oh?”
“Yes, my most favored dancer and performer is about to come on.”
A woman came onto the stage and bowed to the crowd before talking into the microphone.
“Tonight I’m happy to announce the man you all can’t get enough of is going to perform for you. He’s going to sing a song you may have heard of “For You’re Entertainment” it’s a rather popular song.” She said and the crowd cheered out the man’s name.
Sasuke was only a little surprised by this, it was possible that they just didn’t know what good was, or they were very drunk.
“So with out further ado.” She finished and took the microphone off stage with her.
The lights went dark and everyone was very silent. Sasuke could see through the gloom a chair with someone sitting on it being pushed on to the stage. Once in place several other people came out all wearing very little or tight clothing. He couldn’t see it well, but he assumed the clothing was reminiscent of bondage like clothing. The lights went on as the first snaps started and the base came on thrumming through the floor.
On stage was Sai, dark black eyeliner around his eyes dressed in nothing but tight fitting leather. The shirt being sleeveless, but the man wore gloves; the right went up to his elbow and had small spikes the other to his wrist, every other finger covered in leather. His black hair jelled with a couple of long strands framing in his eyes, long knee high platform boots tied tight. Sai sat side ways on the chair his legs swung over the left arm rest a seven foot albino anaconda wrapped around his upper body and over the back over the chair. His eyes regarded the crow with a dangerous glow to them that sent shivers up Sasuke’s spine. When the other man sang Sasuke froze, Sai was good.
~So hot out the box
Can we pick up the pace
Turn it up, heat it up
I need to be entertained
Push the limit, are you with it, baby, don’t be afraid
Imma hurt you real good baby ~
With the first few words Sai sat up the dancers stationed around the stage started to throb to the beat of the music their back curling upwards then back down slowly they rose from their crouching positions as Sai rose from his chair singing the song. The other man prowled across the stage each of his steps deliberate and confidant. Each of the back up dancers taking their chance to dance with him only to turned away after a few brushes against his leather clad body.
~Let’s go, it’s my show, baby, do what I say
Don’t trip off the glitz that I’m gonna display
I told ya, Imma hold ya down until you’re amazed
Give it to ya til your screamin' my name~
Sai threw his head back arms thrown out to his sides legs stretched out into a v and the dancers male and female danced around them their bodies reaching towards him for attention. Each dancer wore leather, or nylon with chains hanging from their throats. Sai grabbed one behind the head, a woman with long blond hair in ringlets, bringing her almost close enough to kiss but instead seemed to sing just to her before pushing her to the ground where she knelt and all the other dancers followed her movements.
~No escaping when I start
Once I’m in I own your heart
There’s no way to ring the alarm
So hold on until it’s over~
With all the dancers on the ground occasionally reaching towards him or arcing backwards, he stood amongst them and pointed out to the crowd promising them all a dangerously erotic night with his eyes as he sung. Captivating every single patron of the club. Sai’s hips gyrating to the thrum of music. Soon those eyes looked right at him and a smirk spread across the other man’s face as he sung one more line telling him to hold on.
~Oh!
Do you know what you got into
Can you handle what I’m ’bout to do
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here For Your Entertainment~
With that first word uttered all the dancers were up and rocking back and forth to the music into Sai in turns. The man would wrap arms around each one but his eyes never left the crowd as he sung the words. Sasuke swallowed thickly. At least it wasn’t going to be hard to “fake” interest so the owner assigned Sai to him. Said man choosing that moment to lean over to him.
“Wonderful isn’t he?”
Sasuke nodded, he couldn’t do anything else as he stared.
~Oh!
I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
You thought an angel swept you off your feet
Well I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here For Your Entertainment~
“I’m quite lucky that I found him before anyone else did. He’s excellent at everything he does.” Yamina confided making sure to emphasize ‘everything’.
It suddenly occurred to Sasuke that one couldn’t fake that kind of confidence, or ooze that much sexuality unless they honestly felt that way about themselves. Which only meant one thing, Sai was not who he appeared to be and that meant he was very dangerous. This was shocking, Sai was that good at pretending to be something he wasn’t that he himself had been fooled. Sasuke couldn’t deny that the knowledge made the other man more attractive and far less boring.
~'Sall right
You’ll be fine
Baby I’m in control
Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I’m the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I’m gonna work it ’til your totally blown~
A woman pressed her back against Sai while another man ground into her front and the three danced as if they could be having sex. The dark eyes of one performer stared into Sasuke’s temporarily blue colored ones, as if promising him directly dark delights if he just asked for it. Then Sai moved on back towards the middle of the stage where his chair was and placed a boot upon it several of the dancers dragging their hands down him their bodies never stopping their throbbing rocking motion to the music. On the last word everyone spun away from him.
~No escaping when I start
Once I’m in I own your heart
There’s no way to ring the alarm
So hold on until it’s over~
Sai grabbed a hold of two chains that linked two dancers and walked forward his hips rocking with the beat as he did. The other dancers meshing together in sexual ways that got the crowd to cheer louder.
“If you’d like,” the owner hedged.
Sasuke darted his blue eyes towards that man, “I would like him I think.”
“He’s very talented I assure you. Well I’m sure you can see for yourself.”
~Oh.
Do you know what you got into
Can you handle what I’m about to do
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here For Your Entertainment~
Sasuke watched Sai with his head still turned towards the owner, “Yes I can indeed see that.”
“The blatant sexuality translates into every aspect of his life.” The man added making the deal seem sweeter.
Sasuke had no doubt of that, Sai was most definitely good at what he did. The man had a whole village of ninja fooled and he’d been one of them. It was obvious why the Hokage had sent him on this mission. Sai was most definitely a chameleon, if Sasuke had never met the man prior to this performance he wouldn’t have known any different. Sai was able to get inside the minds of those around him and make them think what ever he wanted and he didn’t have to use a jutsu.
~Oh,
I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
You thought an angel swept you off your feet
Well I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here For Your Entertainment~
Sasuke watched as one of Sai’s gloved hands dragged down from soft lips over a neck and chest, his hips circling round in a circle. All the dancers coming closer to the man, the man that was now mocking him with the lyrics of the song. Rubbing his stupidity in his face but softening the blow with a sexual promise.
“What would I have to pay?” Sasuke asked.
Sai sunk into the mass of gyrating bodies and arms as if he was being lowered on a platform to disappear from sight. Sasuke knew better only because every now and then he caught glimpses of Sai between meshing bodies and leather. The man had just bent his knees and then folded himself up like some sort of gymnast.
~Oh
Do you like what you see?~
“Oh nothing as you are a client looking into investing.” Yamina stated.
~Oh
Let me entertain ya ’til you scream ~
An arm shot up from amongst the middle of the bodies, and slowly Sai rose himself from the tangles of limbs. His eyes stared directly into his when they were seen again and Sasuke’s heart jumped into his throat for a moment.
~Oh!
Do you know what you got into
Can you handle what I’m about to do
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here For Your Entertainment ~
The dancers moved away from his body and there appeared the Albino anaconda once more slithering its way up a lithe body. Every word sung out from between those lips were full of emotion, full of promise and the crowd howled for more. Sasuke simply stared his eyes heavy with lust.
~Oh!
I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
You thought an angel swept you off your feet
But I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here For Your Entertainment~
The end of the stage, shaped in a circle, began to rise in sections like a layered cake and Sai made his way of the stairs snake wrapped around his body the head of it resting on his left hand. The dancers all positioned themselves on the different levels of the platform in couples and danced suggestively and on the last beat of the song froze, Sai dropping to his knees his head turned toward the snake, and his arms out.
Sai was breathing heavily as the stage was dropped to it’s normal level and kissed the snake before it was taken from him by a stage hand. Dropping down from the stage he made his way the short distance to the table Sasuke and his boss sat. All of the idiot and obliviousness gone replaced by some feral beast dressed in leather that hid nothing.
“Ah, Sai this is Toroshiga he’s a valued guest won’t you show him a good time?”
“Of coarse.” Sai said looking at the man before turning towards Sasuke, “do you dance?”
“Not usually.” He replied.
“You should.” Sai answered grabbing the front of his cloths and pulling him up from the seat.
As they made their way towards the dance floor Sasuke could feel all the jealous eyes on him and he smirked. Let them be jealous. Coming to the middle Sai swung him around and brought him in close.
“Who the fuck are you?” Sasuke hissed into his ear.
Sai pulled back and smirked at him, “does that matter?”
When Sai lowered his body down never breaking contact Sasuke decided it didn’t matter. Their hips swaying together Sasuke grabbed a hold of the man’s ass.
“Did you get everything you were supposed to?” He whispered hotly into Sai’s ear.
“Of coarse,” he paused dragging a hand down into his open shirt. “It’s amazing what you can find out about someone when your fucking them.”
Sasuke groaned when a tongue licked up his throat, it was all an act for those standing around, but damn if he wasn’t getting turned on by it. When those damning hips rocked up into his own Sai’s lips stretched into a dark smile and his eyes glittered with amusement.
“You want to fuck me too.” He stated.
Oh fuck did he, but it was a mission and he wasn’t allowed to do such things during a mission. He was a shunobi first and a sex depraved maniac last. The way Sai was moving against him was starting to make him forget the first thing and his cock straining against his pants was practically yelling at him to toss the first thing out the fucking window.
“Come on, it would play into the roles we’re playing anyway, and no one would be the wiser.” Sai promised pressing his hips back into an aching member.
His hands clenched around the ass they held and he could feel the shutter run down through the other man’s body. Sai wasn’t just messing with him, the other man wanted it badly too. The thought made him groan, or maybe it was that talented mouth on his neck right below his ear, he’d never know.
“Sasuke please,” Sai begged into his ear.
Oh fuck… He should have been pissed that Sai was breaking cover but he knew no one could hear him over the loud music. Sasuke was panting and loosing control quickly, if they didn’t go somewhere else he was going to rip all that leather off right here and take what he wanted in front of hundreds. To hell with the fact that he hated crowds, noise, and he was a private person by nature.
“Wh-where?”
Sai pulled away from him and just as quickly a hand snapped around his wrist and he was being dragged through the crowd and up a set of stairs somewhere in the back of the complex. A door slammed open and cool air washed over him causing goose flesh to prickle on his skin. Sasuke looked around and saw nothing but forest and the building they had just exited. No cameras, no nothing, just them.
Sai leaned against the building and dragged Sasuke to him, “here.”
Sasuke’s hands immediately dragged over the body and Sai let a mewl escape his mouth. Yeah, he had to get more sounds like that from the other man, they were just to fucking sexy not to. Sai’s hands reached out and tugged his shirt out of the leather pants after unzipping the front of them. Sasuke sighed in relief when his dick was released and moaned when a talented hand stroked it.
Biting down onto Sai’s neck he rocked his hips into the hand and Sai groaned out his name. Slapping a hand over his mouth he pulled back.
“Don’t you dare say it, you shut your fucking mouth.” He ordered and the other man shivered again a moan vibrating over his hand.
Jesus fucking Christ he needed to fuck this guy like right now. Flipping the man around he reached his hands down and undid Sai’s pants as well pushing them down. Seemingly out of nowhere Sai produced a small tube of lube and a foil. Both of which Sasuke quickly utilized. Shoving his slick fingers into Sai’s back entrance roughly he began to stretch the man. The other man letting out a moan at the abuse Sasuke was inflicting.
“That’s right you fucking whore, cry out for more.” Sasuke murmured leaning in to talk right into the ear.
Sai had always known Sasuke was into this sort of thing, it’s what was so attractive about the other raven haired nin. Sai had wanted to have his fun with the man months ago, but he could never show his friends who he really was. To many lies to wade through to finally just come out and say who he really was. Nobody would understand, Sasuke though, he would understand and even had that same twist in him. So once he’d been established in the group they were going to take down he had planned out how to get Sasuke to play with him.
Sasuke pulled his fingers out no longer willing to wait and positioned himself. Taking a few breaths to calm his racing heart he then started to push inward two voices rising into the night air to mingle at the sensation. Once fully seated Sasuke took a moment to pull his eyes from the back of his head and try to get a hold of his raging hormones so he would actually last long enough to really enjoy this.
Pulling out only to push back in he tested himself and the speed at which he was taking the other man. He didn’t want to hurt Sai, at least not needlessly so anyway. Slowly the two picked a rhythm that worked for both and Sasuke reached around to pinch nipples between his fingers and leather. Sai let a strangled moan slip past his clenched teeth and Sasuke practically purred.
“I want to hear you, but don’t you fucking say one word.” He informed the other who nodded.
With each rock of his hips Sai got louder with his moaning and the sounds drove Sasuke crazy, enough so he bit down hard on a pale neck. Sai’s head fell backwards and cried out to the night when the pain flashed threw him and he pushed harder back into Sasuke.
“That’s right show me what you want.” Sasuke groaned.
Sai could almost hear the smirk in his voice and when hands dug into his hips he moaned in pleasure. Sasuke was starting to loose his control and as his hips started to hit up into his body harder Sai cried out louder and more wantonly. He knew there were going to be bruises left there and the thought thrilled him.
“Let me see you touch yourself slut.” Sasuke ordered from behind him slamming up against his prostate.
Sai had to bite his lip not to let loose a swear as stars appeared behind his eyes, with one shaky arm he reached down between his legs and stoked himself groaning at the feel. Another direct hit on his prostate had him curling his toes in his boots and his voice calling out. A hand wrapped around his pale throat and squeezed making it hard to breath, but helped him climb faster towards his orgasm. Fuck yes he’d picked the perfect person to play with.
Placing his hand flat against the brick to steady them and wrapping his left around Sai’s throat he rolled his hips up into the other man roughly and immersed himself in all the sounds Sai made. His own moans and groans rising in timbre as he came closer to his climax. He never really saw himself fucking a man outside against the building, but now that it was happening it probably fit his personality rather well.
Sai’s voice cracked when he reached his orgasm spilling his seed against the brick wall his body going rigid with the force of it. Behind him Sasuke slammed up into him one more time before reaching his own, and a hot mouth was once again biting down into his neck. This time, Sasuke had broke the skin and Sai knew once he was alone away from everyone he’d have to use a little healing chakra.
The two stood there catching their breaths; Sai leaning against the cool abrasive brick and Sasuke leaning against him. Slowly Sasuke pulled away from the other man, pulled off his rubber and tossed it to the side. Someone else could clean it up later. Sai reached down and pulled up his leather pants, trying not to wince when his ass protested.
Sasuke quickly fixed himself straightening out his cloths, once again annoyed with the ridiculous civilian clothing. He looked over to Sai and grimaced at the bloody bite mark, usually he wasn’t such a vampire when having sex but the other man had driven him to it. Once the two of them were decent they walked towards Sasuke’s apartment in silence.
At the door Sai smiled at him, “what you need you’ve already gotten.”
Sasuke smirked, he’d noticed that somehow Sai had placed the rolled up paper in one of the pockets of his pants. “That I did.”
Sai waved at him and walked off leaving Sasuke to enter his apartment alone. Now it was up to Sai to finish his mission, Sasuke had to get ready for his next one.
*******
“Aw good to see you made it.” Tsunade said looking over the paperwork. “I should know better than to distrust his opinion.”
Sasuke kept his face neutral even as the realization that he’d been played washed over him. He had to, Shikamaru was staring at him as if waiting for him to show any indication that he’d veered from the mission.
“Sai is always very good at picking people for missions he isn’t an ANBU captain for nothing.” Shikamaru added.
Sasuke kept the disinterested look on his face, “speaking of him did he finish the mission?”
“Ah yes, slit the guys throat and came back after helping us move on the group.” Tsunade answered.
“Anything else Hokage-sama?”
“No, you are dismissed.”
He bowed and left the room.
“Well boy what do you think?”
“I’m actually not entirely sure, Sasuke is pretty good at hiding his emotions.”
“You figured Sai out.” she commented.
“I did, but it took me awhile to do so.” he answered
“What’s your gut tell you then?”
“They definitely did.”
“That’s what mine says too.”
*****
Stopping in front of the door to Sai’s apartment he went to knock only to have the door open. Sai was back to acting like the person everyone knew.
“You set me up.” Sasuke accused.
Keeping the carefully constructed face on he answered, “Maybe.”
Sasuke placed hand against the door frame and looked menacing for anyone who was watching but his eyes gleamed in amusement. Only Sai’s eyes said that he too was amused by the confrontation.
“How’d you kill the man?” Sasuke asked.
“I’m sure they told you.”
“They did, but I know you didn’t do it so simply.”
Sai’s lips twitched but the man held it back, “I did it as he reached orgasm.”
“That’s a little twisted.” Sasuke said his eyes growing heated.
Sai shrugged, “I need to go and meet up with Naruto and Sakura.”
Sasuke stepped forward forcing the man to take a step back, “Does it really matter?”
When the man closed the door behind him Sai smirked, “No, no it doesn’t.”
~END~
End Note: Wow that is the crackiest crack fic I have ever written but I so loved doing it. Hopfeully ya'll kept an open mind and enjoyed yourselves as well. But I must add that I can indeed see these two as a couple, just not like this.... ahhahahaha WHOOT give it up for PWP crack fics written just for the fuck of it!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own the song featured here so I am not making any monies.
Song Featured: Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment"
Sasuke was now numbered with the Shunobi of the Leaf, which was boring as hell. He preferred the maximum security prison for ninja. At least there it had sociopaths that tried to challenge him all the time and entertained him. Yes there were missions, he had been sent on four since he’d been released, but it was all so boring. Plus he had to stay in the Hokage building for security reasons. His time of probation was almost over, and he had no where to go after this. He was not going back to the Uchiha compound, that place gave him heebie jeebies though he’d never admit that out loud.
So he started to look for places, on the out skirts of the village, as he didn’t do well around more than five people. He found nice places, but nothing really said, live here Sasuke to him. It was about that time, when he was giving up on the whole thing, that a certain annoyingly honest moron showed up.
“Looking for apartments?” He questioned.
“What’s it to you?”
“I own a complex, it’s out towards the south area surrounded by trees and has a training ground.”
Sasuke stared at him for a moment as Sai stared, two sets of eyes giving nothing away, “I’ll look at it.”
“Okay, follow me then.”
When they arrived Sasuke felt like he wasn’t any where near the village at all. All he could hear were the sounds of wild life, the trees, and themselves. It was perfectly located and only one road lead into the grove. Only a mile in and he couldn’t hear the village bustle which there had been plenty. If he had to describe the place in one word, he would have picked amazing, or perfect and he hadn’t even seen the apartment.
“The ANBU circle the area every so often, but they can’t get on the roof, I have anti chakra fields on it.”
“Does that mean I can’t use my own jutsus?”
Sai looked at him, “no, but I don’t see why you would need to.”
“Just in case.”
“The training grounds are to the back of the building, not huge but it’s useful.”
“How do you own this place?”
“I found out that I’m the only living relative of Danzou… Something like distant cousins twice removed.” He shrugged.
“You live here?”
“No.”
“But you train here.”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“Does it matter?” He asked looking at him in the eyes.
No it didn’t.
“I’ll pick up rent on the first of every month.” He said handing him a large ring full of keys. “They’re numbered bring me back the ones you don’t want later.”
“You’re not going to wait to see if I like an apartment?”
“No, I know you’ll pick one.”
Sasuke frowned at him, “Nobody else lives here?”
“No, you’ll be the only one.”
“Why me?”
Sai paused a few feet away and looked over his shoulder, “Does that matter?”
Before Sasuke could answer the man was gone in a swirl of ink leaves. Staring at the spot the guy had been for a few moments longer, only one thing came to mind. The guy was a freak.
******
Sasuke made his way up to the Hokage’s office nodding to those who he passed. Once in front of the door he knocked.
“Come in!” the woman bellowed.
Stepping in and shutting the door behind him he bowed respectfully, even though it graded on his nerves. Straightening he saw that Shikamaru was there as well, looking bored as ever, then his eyes were back on Tsunade.
“You requested me?”
“Yes I have a mission for you.”
“Alright.”
“It’s an S rank one, you’ll be going under cover to meet another ANBU who’s been under for about five months.”
Sasuke looked over to Shikamaru when the man cleared his throat.
“You’re good at disguise jutsus?”
Sasuke glared, “Of coarse.”
“You’ll be meeting Sai, he works under the man who has the information we need on a group that is tied to the Sound village. Sai’s been working on this case longer than just the last five months, but he’s gotten deep into it now. Once you exchange the information Sai will kill the man and return.” Shikamaru explained.
Sasuke nodded.
“Sai’s going to look the same, but he isn’t going to be the same, there’s a reason why he’s the chameleon.” Tsunade felt impressed to add.
The chameleon? His mind flashed back to a day where he’d seen the animal mask floating in the trees a little over five months ago. Sai was that guy? When he’d taken in the body language it was completely different from Sai more confidant more dangerous. It couldn’t be the same guy.
“There’s a lot you don’t know about that nin, hell there’s a lot I still don’t know, but it doesn’t matter. You go under cover to meet the man, you’ll be a client looking for a good business to invest in. You are not going in as a nin, but a guy who wants in on what’s going on. You won’t get to know anything, but the man will assign someone to entertain you for the night.” Tsunade continued.
“Sai.”
“Right, you will be highly interested in him so the guy chooses him and not a woman. You will be there for the night only and leave contact information. It won’t matter Sai will get rid of him a few days after that. Then we will move on the group. You will not be coming back right away. You are going from one mission to another. This way they are less likely to track you back to us.” Shikamaru spoke.
“Okay.” It was easy enough, but Sai being the one they sent was still a little surprising.
“Any questions?” Tsunade asked.
“No.”
“Good, once you take these scrolls from me you are to leave effective immediately.”
Sasuke walked up to her desk and took hold of the scrolls and turned to leave.
“Remember you’re on a mission.”
Sasuke sent a nasty glare towards Shikamaru who went unfazed, then slammed the door behind him.
“Was that necessary Nara?”
“You know Sai.”
“Mm.”
The two looked out the window.
“May god have mercy on that idiot’s soul because Sai won’t.” Tsunade commented while taking a drink of her sake.
“Sai was the perfect one to send to under cut that organization.” Shikamaru reassured her.
“Yes he was, but Sasuke?”
“If he chose Sasuke there’s a good reason, besides he’s perfect for the mission after his rendezvous with Sai.”
“It’s true, but you know Sai.”
Nara actually smirked down at the Uchiha who’d stepped out into the village. That man was in for such a shock, he almost wished he could be there to see it. He himself had been a little shocked to find out about Sai, even after he’d suspected it to be true. Sasuke didn’t even suspect, Sai was just that good.
“Mm.” he replied.
********
Sasuke fiddled with his half way buttoned white dress shirt not all that happy he had to wear it, or the black leather pants. He looked up into the mirror trying to get used to the blue eyes and long black hair pulled back into a loose pony tail. God, he looked more like his brother this way, but better he tried to tell himself. Turning back to the bed he picked up the pointless chain and looped it through his pants like a belt a good foot of length left to dangle between his legs. Civilians wore such ridiculous clothes.
He couldn’t blow this, it had taken a month to get here, and three days to get a meeting with the man he was to see tonight at some seedy night club. Everything had gone relatively well, he couldn’t mess it up by being annoyed with the clothes he had to wear. Looking back up into the mirror it was time to look sufficiently arrogant, that was simple enough, but he had to tone down his Uchiha or they’d figure it out. These people knew about the Uchiha well, he had come to find out, and all though he looked much like one, he had enough differences to pull it off. As long as he toned his Uchiha down that is.
Satisfied he took a breath and walked out the door, it was now or never.
******
The thrum of music was enough to bring up his hackles, music meant lots of people. A fact that he had not allowed himself to think about. Nodding to the bouncer, a guy he could get rid of easily if he had to, he walked toward the center table the man had indicated. Coughing to get the man’s attention the sandy blond man smiled welcomingly.
“You must be Toroshiga.” He said holding his hand out to shake.
Sasuke followed through with the gesture but just barely, “Yes and you must be Yamina Tora.”
“One and the same. Sit.” he replied indicating a chair opposite him. “So you are interested in investing I hear.”
“Yes, I have been looking for something worth my time and money.”
“Well you came to the right place, and at the right time.”
“Oh?”
“Yes, my most favored dancer and performer is about to come on.”
A woman came onto the stage and bowed to the crowd before talking into the microphone.
“Tonight I’m happy to announce the man you all can’t get enough of is going to perform for you. He’s going to sing a song you may have heard of “For You’re Entertainment” it’s a rather popular song.” She said and the crowd cheered out the man’s name.
Sasuke was only a little surprised by this, it was possible that they just didn’t know what good was, or they were very drunk.
“So with out further ado.” She finished and took the microphone off stage with her.
The lights went dark and everyone was very silent. Sasuke could see through the gloom a chair with someone sitting on it being pushed on to the stage. Once in place several other people came out all wearing very little or tight clothing. He couldn’t see it well, but he assumed the clothing was reminiscent of bondage like clothing. The lights went on as the first snaps started and the base came on thrumming through the floor.
On stage was Sai, dark black eyeliner around his eyes dressed in nothing but tight fitting leather. The shirt being sleeveless, but the man wore gloves; the right went up to his elbow and had small spikes the other to his wrist, every other finger covered in leather. His black hair jelled with a couple of long strands framing in his eyes, long knee high platform boots tied tight. Sai sat side ways on the chair his legs swung over the left arm rest a seven foot albino anaconda wrapped around his upper body and over the back over the chair. His eyes regarded the crow with a dangerous glow to them that sent shivers up Sasuke’s spine. When the other man sang Sasuke froze, Sai was good.
~So hot out the box
Can we pick up the pace
Turn it up, heat it up
I need to be entertained
Push the limit, are you with it, baby, don’t be afraid
Imma hurt you real good baby ~
With the first few words Sai sat up the dancers stationed around the stage started to throb to the beat of the music their back curling upwards then back down slowly they rose from their crouching positions as Sai rose from his chair singing the song. The other man prowled across the stage each of his steps deliberate and confidant. Each of the back up dancers taking their chance to dance with him only to turned away after a few brushes against his leather clad body.
~Let’s go, it’s my show, baby, do what I say
Don’t trip off the glitz that I’m gonna display
I told ya, Imma hold ya down until you’re amazed
Give it to ya til your screamin' my name~
Sai threw his head back arms thrown out to his sides legs stretched out into a v and the dancers male and female danced around them their bodies reaching towards him for attention. Each dancer wore leather, or nylon with chains hanging from their throats. Sai grabbed one behind the head, a woman with long blond hair in ringlets, bringing her almost close enough to kiss but instead seemed to sing just to her before pushing her to the ground where she knelt and all the other dancers followed her movements.
~No escaping when I start
Once I’m in I own your heart
There’s no way to ring the alarm
So hold on until it’s over~
With all the dancers on the ground occasionally reaching towards him or arcing backwards, he stood amongst them and pointed out to the crowd promising them all a dangerously erotic night with his eyes as he sung. Captivating every single patron of the club. Sai’s hips gyrating to the thrum of music. Soon those eyes looked right at him and a smirk spread across the other man’s face as he sung one more line telling him to hold on.
~Oh!
Do you know what you got into
Can you handle what I’m ’bout to do
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here For Your Entertainment~
With that first word uttered all the dancers were up and rocking back and forth to the music into Sai in turns. The man would wrap arms around each one but his eyes never left the crowd as he sung the words. Sasuke swallowed thickly. At least it wasn’t going to be hard to “fake” interest so the owner assigned Sai to him. Said man choosing that moment to lean over to him.
“Wonderful isn’t he?”
Sasuke nodded, he couldn’t do anything else as he stared.
~Oh!
I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
You thought an angel swept you off your feet
Well I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here For Your Entertainment~
“I’m quite lucky that I found him before anyone else did. He’s excellent at everything he does.” Yamina confided making sure to emphasize ‘everything’.
It suddenly occurred to Sasuke that one couldn’t fake that kind of confidence, or ooze that much sexuality unless they honestly felt that way about themselves. Which only meant one thing, Sai was not who he appeared to be and that meant he was very dangerous. This was shocking, Sai was that good at pretending to be something he wasn’t that he himself had been fooled. Sasuke couldn’t deny that the knowledge made the other man more attractive and far less boring.
~'Sall right
You’ll be fine
Baby I’m in control
Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I’m the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I’m gonna work it ’til your totally blown~
A woman pressed her back against Sai while another man ground into her front and the three danced as if they could be having sex. The dark eyes of one performer stared into Sasuke’s temporarily blue colored ones, as if promising him directly dark delights if he just asked for it. Then Sai moved on back towards the middle of the stage where his chair was and placed a boot upon it several of the dancers dragging their hands down him their bodies never stopping their throbbing rocking motion to the music. On the last word everyone spun away from him.
~No escaping when I start
Once I’m in I own your heart
There’s no way to ring the alarm
So hold on until it’s over~
Sai grabbed a hold of two chains that linked two dancers and walked forward his hips rocking with the beat as he did. The other dancers meshing together in sexual ways that got the crowd to cheer louder.
“If you’d like,” the owner hedged.
Sasuke darted his blue eyes towards that man, “I would like him I think.”
“He’s very talented I assure you. Well I’m sure you can see for yourself.”
~Oh.
Do you know what you got into
Can you handle what I’m about to do
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here For Your Entertainment~
Sasuke watched Sai with his head still turned towards the owner, “Yes I can indeed see that.”
“The blatant sexuality translates into every aspect of his life.” The man added making the deal seem sweeter.
Sasuke had no doubt of that, Sai was most definitely good at what he did. The man had a whole village of ninja fooled and he’d been one of them. It was obvious why the Hokage had sent him on this mission. Sai was most definitely a chameleon, if Sasuke had never met the man prior to this performance he wouldn’t have known any different. Sai was able to get inside the minds of those around him and make them think what ever he wanted and he didn’t have to use a jutsu.
~Oh,
I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
You thought an angel swept you off your feet
Well I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here For Your Entertainment~
Sasuke watched as one of Sai’s gloved hands dragged down from soft lips over a neck and chest, his hips circling round in a circle. All the dancers coming closer to the man, the man that was now mocking him with the lyrics of the song. Rubbing his stupidity in his face but softening the blow with a sexual promise.
“What would I have to pay?” Sasuke asked.
Sai sunk into the mass of gyrating bodies and arms as if he was being lowered on a platform to disappear from sight. Sasuke knew better only because every now and then he caught glimpses of Sai between meshing bodies and leather. The man had just bent his knees and then folded himself up like some sort of gymnast.
~Oh
Do you like what you see?~
“Oh nothing as you are a client looking into investing.” Yamina stated.
~Oh
Let me entertain ya ’til you scream ~
An arm shot up from amongst the middle of the bodies, and slowly Sai rose himself from the tangles of limbs. His eyes stared directly into his when they were seen again and Sasuke’s heart jumped into his throat for a moment.
~Oh!
Do you know what you got into
Can you handle what I’m about to do
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here For Your Entertainment ~
The dancers moved away from his body and there appeared the Albino anaconda once more slithering its way up a lithe body. Every word sung out from between those lips were full of emotion, full of promise and the crowd howled for more. Sasuke simply stared his eyes heavy with lust.
~Oh!
I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
You thought an angel swept you off your feet
But I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here For Your Entertainment~
The end of the stage, shaped in a circle, began to rise in sections like a layered cake and Sai made his way of the stairs snake wrapped around his body the head of it resting on his left hand. The dancers all positioned themselves on the different levels of the platform in couples and danced suggestively and on the last beat of the song froze, Sai dropping to his knees his head turned toward the snake, and his arms out.
Sai was breathing heavily as the stage was dropped to it’s normal level and kissed the snake before it was taken from him by a stage hand. Dropping down from the stage he made his way the short distance to the table Sasuke and his boss sat. All of the idiot and obliviousness gone replaced by some feral beast dressed in leather that hid nothing.
“Ah, Sai this is Toroshiga he’s a valued guest won’t you show him a good time?”
“Of coarse.” Sai said looking at the man before turning towards Sasuke, “do you dance?”
“Not usually.” He replied.
“You should.” Sai answered grabbing the front of his cloths and pulling him up from the seat.
As they made their way towards the dance floor Sasuke could feel all the jealous eyes on him and he smirked. Let them be jealous. Coming to the middle Sai swung him around and brought him in close.
“Who the fuck are you?” Sasuke hissed into his ear.
Sai pulled back and smirked at him, “does that matter?”
When Sai lowered his body down never breaking contact Sasuke decided it didn’t matter. Their hips swaying together Sasuke grabbed a hold of the man’s ass.
“Did you get everything you were supposed to?” He whispered hotly into Sai’s ear.
“Of coarse,” he paused dragging a hand down into his open shirt. “It’s amazing what you can find out about someone when your fucking them.”
Sasuke groaned when a tongue licked up his throat, it was all an act for those standing around, but damn if he wasn’t getting turned on by it. When those damning hips rocked up into his own Sai’s lips stretched into a dark smile and his eyes glittered with amusement.
“You want to fuck me too.” He stated.
Oh fuck did he, but it was a mission and he wasn’t allowed to do such things during a mission. He was a shunobi first and a sex depraved maniac last. The way Sai was moving against him was starting to make him forget the first thing and his cock straining against his pants was practically yelling at him to toss the first thing out the fucking window.
“Come on, it would play into the roles we’re playing anyway, and no one would be the wiser.” Sai promised pressing his hips back into an aching member.
His hands clenched around the ass they held and he could feel the shutter run down through the other man’s body. Sai wasn’t just messing with him, the other man wanted it badly too. The thought made him groan, or maybe it was that talented mouth on his neck right below his ear, he’d never know.
“Sasuke please,” Sai begged into his ear.
Oh fuck… He should have been pissed that Sai was breaking cover but he knew no one could hear him over the loud music. Sasuke was panting and loosing control quickly, if they didn’t go somewhere else he was going to rip all that leather off right here and take what he wanted in front of hundreds. To hell with the fact that he hated crowds, noise, and he was a private person by nature.
“Wh-where?”
Sai pulled away from him and just as quickly a hand snapped around his wrist and he was being dragged through the crowd and up a set of stairs somewhere in the back of the complex. A door slammed open and cool air washed over him causing goose flesh to prickle on his skin. Sasuke looked around and saw nothing but forest and the building they had just exited. No cameras, no nothing, just them.
Sai leaned against the building and dragged Sasuke to him, “here.”
Sasuke’s hands immediately dragged over the body and Sai let a mewl escape his mouth. Yeah, he had to get more sounds like that from the other man, they were just to fucking sexy not to. Sai’s hands reached out and tugged his shirt out of the leather pants after unzipping the front of them. Sasuke sighed in relief when his dick was released and moaned when a talented hand stroked it.
Biting down onto Sai’s neck he rocked his hips into the hand and Sai groaned out his name. Slapping a hand over his mouth he pulled back.
“Don’t you dare say it, you shut your fucking mouth.” He ordered and the other man shivered again a moan vibrating over his hand.
Jesus fucking Christ he needed to fuck this guy like right now. Flipping the man around he reached his hands down and undid Sai’s pants as well pushing them down. Seemingly out of nowhere Sai produced a small tube of lube and a foil. Both of which Sasuke quickly utilized. Shoving his slick fingers into Sai’s back entrance roughly he began to stretch the man. The other man letting out a moan at the abuse Sasuke was inflicting.
“That’s right you fucking whore, cry out for more.” Sasuke murmured leaning in to talk right into the ear.
Sai had always known Sasuke was into this sort of thing, it’s what was so attractive about the other raven haired nin. Sai had wanted to have his fun with the man months ago, but he could never show his friends who he really was. To many lies to wade through to finally just come out and say who he really was. Nobody would understand, Sasuke though, he would understand and even had that same twist in him. So once he’d been established in the group they were going to take down he had planned out how to get Sasuke to play with him.
Sasuke pulled his fingers out no longer willing to wait and positioned himself. Taking a few breaths to calm his racing heart he then started to push inward two voices rising into the night air to mingle at the sensation. Once fully seated Sasuke took a moment to pull his eyes from the back of his head and try to get a hold of his raging hormones so he would actually last long enough to really enjoy this.
Pulling out only to push back in he tested himself and the speed at which he was taking the other man. He didn’t want to hurt Sai, at least not needlessly so anyway. Slowly the two picked a rhythm that worked for both and Sasuke reached around to pinch nipples between his fingers and leather. Sai let a strangled moan slip past his clenched teeth and Sasuke practically purred.
“I want to hear you, but don’t you fucking say one word.” He informed the other who nodded.
With each rock of his hips Sai got louder with his moaning and the sounds drove Sasuke crazy, enough so he bit down hard on a pale neck. Sai’s head fell backwards and cried out to the night when the pain flashed threw him and he pushed harder back into Sasuke.
“That’s right show me what you want.” Sasuke groaned.
Sai could almost hear the smirk in his voice and when hands dug into his hips he moaned in pleasure. Sasuke was starting to loose his control and as his hips started to hit up into his body harder Sai cried out louder and more wantonly. He knew there were going to be bruises left there and the thought thrilled him.
“Let me see you touch yourself slut.” Sasuke ordered from behind him slamming up against his prostate.
Sai had to bite his lip not to let loose a swear as stars appeared behind his eyes, with one shaky arm he reached down between his legs and stoked himself groaning at the feel. Another direct hit on his prostate had him curling his toes in his boots and his voice calling out. A hand wrapped around his pale throat and squeezed making it hard to breath, but helped him climb faster towards his orgasm. Fuck yes he’d picked the perfect person to play with.
Placing his hand flat against the brick to steady them and wrapping his left around Sai’s throat he rolled his hips up into the other man roughly and immersed himself in all the sounds Sai made. His own moans and groans rising in timbre as he came closer to his climax. He never really saw himself fucking a man outside against the building, but now that it was happening it probably fit his personality rather well.
Sai’s voice cracked when he reached his orgasm spilling his seed against the brick wall his body going rigid with the force of it. Behind him Sasuke slammed up into him one more time before reaching his own, and a hot mouth was once again biting down into his neck. This time, Sasuke had broke the skin and Sai knew once he was alone away from everyone he’d have to use a little healing chakra.
The two stood there catching their breaths; Sai leaning against the cool abrasive brick and Sasuke leaning against him. Slowly Sasuke pulled away from the other man, pulled off his rubber and tossed it to the side. Someone else could clean it up later. Sai reached down and pulled up his leather pants, trying not to wince when his ass protested.
Sasuke quickly fixed himself straightening out his cloths, once again annoyed with the ridiculous civilian clothing. He looked over to Sai and grimaced at the bloody bite mark, usually he wasn’t such a vampire when having sex but the other man had driven him to it. Once the two of them were decent they walked towards Sasuke’s apartment in silence.
At the door Sai smiled at him, “what you need you’ve already gotten.”
Sasuke smirked, he’d noticed that somehow Sai had placed the rolled up paper in one of the pockets of his pants. “That I did.”
Sai waved at him and walked off leaving Sasuke to enter his apartment alone. Now it was up to Sai to finish his mission, Sasuke had to get ready for his next one.
*******
“Aw good to see you made it.” Tsunade said looking over the paperwork. “I should know better than to distrust his opinion.”
Sasuke kept his face neutral even as the realization that he’d been played washed over him. He had to, Shikamaru was staring at him as if waiting for him to show any indication that he’d veered from the mission.
“Sai is always very good at picking people for missions he isn’t an ANBU captain for nothing.” Shikamaru added.
Sasuke kept the disinterested look on his face, “speaking of him did he finish the mission?”
“Ah yes, slit the guys throat and came back after helping us move on the group.” Tsunade answered.
“Anything else Hokage-sama?”
“No, you are dismissed.”
He bowed and left the room.
“Well boy what do you think?”
“I’m actually not entirely sure, Sasuke is pretty good at hiding his emotions.”
“You figured Sai out.” she commented.
“I did, but it took me awhile to do so.” he answered
“What’s your gut tell you then?”
“They definitely did.”
“That’s what mine says too.”
*****
Stopping in front of the door to Sai’s apartment he went to knock only to have the door open. Sai was back to acting like the person everyone knew.
“You set me up.” Sasuke accused.
Keeping the carefully constructed face on he answered, “Maybe.”
Sasuke placed hand against the door frame and looked menacing for anyone who was watching but his eyes gleamed in amusement. Only Sai’s eyes said that he too was amused by the confrontation.
“How’d you kill the man?” Sasuke asked.
“I’m sure they told you.”
“They did, but I know you didn’t do it so simply.”
Sai’s lips twitched but the man held it back, “I did it as he reached orgasm.”
“That’s a little twisted.” Sasuke said his eyes growing heated.
Sai shrugged, “I need to go and meet up with Naruto and Sakura.”
Sasuke stepped forward forcing the man to take a step back, “Does it really matter?”
When the man closed the door behind him Sai smirked, “No, no it doesn’t.”
End Note: Wow that is the crackiest crack fic I have ever written but I so loved doing it. Hopfeully ya'll kept an open mind and enjoyed yourselves as well. But I must add that I can indeed see these two as a couple, just not like this.... ahhahahaha WHOOT give it up for PWP crack fics written just for the fuck of it!!!