Strip Crackers
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Naruto AU/AR › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto AU/AR › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,107
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Strip Crackers
This is a repost since the old story got somehow deleted (I still don't really know why since I DID correct the disclaimer and all but... oh whatever...
My first crack fiction... In physics lesson it happened that I was doodling something about Sasuke and Naruto in punk clothing and suddenly the idea of a punk strip club crossed my mind. Weird moments of trying to hold in my laughter while the bench neighbour looks at me as if I've completely lost my mind...
If you want to see that doodle/sketch, tell me via review and I'll see to have a link somewhere...
btw. I like reviews... be free to be brutally honest and shamelessly critical with me ^^
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First Cookie
“ Why ?” Naruto growled a bit while bending his back down to the floor.
“ It’s good for our fitness.” Replied his raven Lover, stretching his leg above his head.
“No.. I just mean … why?” the blonde guy was jumping up and down, relaxing his muscles.
“This job keeps the food on the table.”
“BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE STRIPPING IN A CLUB?!?!?”
Second Cookie
Sasuke carefully attached the chain from his ear piercing to the one on his lower lip.
This was rather difficult since he couldn’t stop smirking about the blonde guy choosing his clothes in the big choice of clothes.
Almost like a girl he held up one then the other fish-net shirt just to settle down on another.
The sight of Naruto’s buttocks through the torn fabric of his jeans made Sasuke lick his lips in anticipation.
Working at a punk strip club had its advantages.
Third Cookie
Sasuke was walking in nervous rounds around the little room right behind the flashy silver curtain of the entrance to the stage.
“Don’t be like this, Sas.” His lover called from his chair in the background.
“You’ll be marvelous, I just know.”
Sasuke glanced nervously to the blonde and shook his head.
The club owner whispered into the room: “One more minute, Uchiha.”
Naruto looked up with an evil grin:
“Just don’t think about Neji, Kiba and Shikamaru who have been invited here…”
Fourth Cookie
Fuck astrology.
Naruto was desperately trying to untangle the little decorative chains attached to his piercings.
Fuck the horoscope who said that libras would have some “complicated issues” with lions
He mewled at the sting when he pulled a bit too strongly on the chain attached to his ear piercing.
Fuck being born as a libra. Fuck Sasuke being born as a lion.
Sasuke hissed: “No more sex with chains.”
Fifth Cookie
“Zook az zat I gut.”
Sasuke looked incredulously at Naruto.
“Say what?”
“Zook! Zook!”
Sasuke lifted an eyebrow.
Naruto rolled with his eyes and stretched his tongue out.
The raven jumped up from his seat and hugged his lover at the sight of a tiny slivery “S” embedded in the swollen flesh of his tongue.
Sixth Cookie
Naruto moaned.
“Don’t be a wimp!”, his lover scolded him.
“I don’t want to do that!”
Sasuke bent down and kissed the pouting lips softly.
“Be a good boy and do the S&M-show, okay?”
The schedule with the specials shows and their starring dancers fluttered to the ground as Naruto pulled his lover in for some more.
“After all, I’ve got to do the bondage show…”
Seventh Cookie
There are moments when life is perfect…
There are moments when your world is sad…
There are moments when you go: “WTF????” … (in your head)
… especially if your pink haired female ex-classmate is slipping a dollar note into your string while you strip for her and her friends…
Thought Naruto and Sasuke as they went backstage again…
Eight Cookie
No it was not his fault…
Maybe just a tiny little bit…
But he had wanted it… right?
Yeah… it was only wee tiny little bit his fault...
Guilty of his “crime” Naruto looked at his raven lover swearing while practicing one the pole, frowning every time he had to move his hips…
Ninth Cookie
“Tonight you’ll get it back…” whispered Sasuke at the blonde just as he stepped on stage.
He could see the faint goosebumps on his neck, right where his breath had trailed over skin. He knew how nervous and fidgety Naruto would be now and grinned at the thought of the silk ropes on their bed while putting on the leathery S&M costume.
My first crack fiction... In physics lesson it happened that I was doodling something about Sasuke and Naruto in punk clothing and suddenly the idea of a punk strip club crossed my mind. Weird moments of trying to hold in my laughter while the bench neighbour looks at me as if I've completely lost my mind...
If you want to see that doodle/sketch, tell me via review and I'll see to have a link somewhere...
btw. I like reviews... be free to be brutally honest and shamelessly critical with me ^^
------------------------------ oO0Oo ------------------------------
First Cookie
“ Why ?” Naruto growled a bit while bending his back down to the floor.
“ It’s good for our fitness.” Replied his raven Lover, stretching his leg above his head.
“No.. I just mean … why?” the blonde guy was jumping up and down, relaxing his muscles.
“This job keeps the food on the table.”
“BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE STRIPPING IN A CLUB?!?!?”
Second Cookie
Sasuke carefully attached the chain from his ear piercing to the one on his lower lip.
This was rather difficult since he couldn’t stop smirking about the blonde guy choosing his clothes in the big choice of clothes.
Almost like a girl he held up one then the other fish-net shirt just to settle down on another.
The sight of Naruto’s buttocks through the torn fabric of his jeans made Sasuke lick his lips in anticipation.
Working at a punk strip club had its advantages.
Third Cookie
Sasuke was walking in nervous rounds around the little room right behind the flashy silver curtain of the entrance to the stage.
“Don’t be like this, Sas.” His lover called from his chair in the background.
“You’ll be marvelous, I just know.”
Sasuke glanced nervously to the blonde and shook his head.
The club owner whispered into the room: “One more minute, Uchiha.”
Naruto looked up with an evil grin:
“Just don’t think about Neji, Kiba and Shikamaru who have been invited here…”
Fourth Cookie
Fuck astrology.
Naruto was desperately trying to untangle the little decorative chains attached to his piercings.
Fuck the horoscope who said that libras would have some “complicated issues” with lions
He mewled at the sting when he pulled a bit too strongly on the chain attached to his ear piercing.
Fuck being born as a libra. Fuck Sasuke being born as a lion.
Sasuke hissed: “No more sex with chains.”
Fifth Cookie
“Zook az zat I gut.”
Sasuke looked incredulously at Naruto.
“Say what?”
“Zook! Zook!”
Sasuke lifted an eyebrow.
Naruto rolled with his eyes and stretched his tongue out.
The raven jumped up from his seat and hugged his lover at the sight of a tiny slivery “S” embedded in the swollen flesh of his tongue.
Sixth Cookie
Naruto moaned.
“Don’t be a wimp!”, his lover scolded him.
“I don’t want to do that!”
Sasuke bent down and kissed the pouting lips softly.
“Be a good boy and do the S&M-show, okay?”
The schedule with the specials shows and their starring dancers fluttered to the ground as Naruto pulled his lover in for some more.
“After all, I’ve got to do the bondage show…”
Seventh Cookie
There are moments when life is perfect…
There are moments when your world is sad…
There are moments when you go: “WTF????” … (in your head)
… especially if your pink haired female ex-classmate is slipping a dollar note into your string while you strip for her and her friends…
Thought Naruto and Sasuke as they went backstage again…
Eight Cookie
No it was not his fault…
Maybe just a tiny little bit…
But he had wanted it… right?
Yeah… it was only wee tiny little bit his fault...
Guilty of his “crime” Naruto looked at his raven lover swearing while practicing one the pole, frowning every time he had to move his hips…
Ninth Cookie
“Tonight you’ll get it back…” whispered Sasuke at the blonde just as he stepped on stage.
He could see the faint goosebumps on his neck, right where his breath had trailed over skin. He knew how nervous and fidgety Naruto would be now and grinned at the thought of the silk ropes on their bed while putting on the leathery S&M costume.