V-Day in jail

Beta'd by the sweet Brandi ^^ who did a great job thanks hun^^

back a bit early so figured I'd post this now since I've only been able to write and check my mail these last few weeks ^^

the fic ^^ it was supposed to be my entirety for the last contest for seeking strong sexy blond on y!gallery but it wasn't done in time and i had to leave but still posting it no need to waste smut. lol

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oh, right Sakura bashing, sorry i like her i do it's just the fic called for it^^

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Naruto slammed the cards down on the bench, a large grin on his face. "Go fish!" He threw his hands up in the air in victory.

The other male crossed his arms. Naruto wasn’t sure if he was pouting or debating killing the blond. Chest-length beard and three-hundred-something pounds of muscle, but the only game the seven foot monster knew how to play was go fish.

"Another round," the man said, deep voice the kind that mortified cops and made people wet themselves.

"Sure." Naruto did not think denying the large male was wise; at least it was just go fish Kujo wanted, not...something else. Thankfully.

"Kujo, your mom paid your bail." The cop opened the door.

The large man lifted Naruto off his feet in a hug.

"Can't breath," gasped the blond. Sure, he could hold his own in a fight—that was why he was in here, after all—but he wasn't stupid enough to take on a man known for throwing a waiter out a window for not getting his order right.

"We'll play cards sometime on the outside, Naruto?" The male squeezed tighter.

"Y-yeah, plea-please let go.” His face turning blue, the blond briefly thought he heard bones cracking.

"Good." Kujo laughed, dropping Naruto and slapping his shoulder—making the blond wince as he tried to catch his breath. “I'll leave my number with the cops. Call me as soon as ya get out; I want a rematch.”

Naruto waved the grade-A-mental-institution-bound male off. He'd better do it, too; he didn't need that guy mad at him. “Bye, new friend,” he yelled. Then he sighed.

Now he was the only one left in the holding cell. Well, it was a small town; no surprises there, really. Naruto fell back on the bench. 'Sasuke's not going to bail me out? That teme! It's all his fault. I didn't want to come on this couple's Valentines Day vacation—it was all that evil bitch's plotting. Yeah, that pink-haired one, Sakura. It was a bad one; I told him that from the start! She was all, “Oh, let's all spend Valentines weekend in a secluded small town. It'll be fun! Better than flowers and candy” All in all, it amounted to' “Blah, blah, bullshit.” Naruto mimicked the voice, making a childish noise when he was done. To top it all off, this was their first night here. Damn it, why did Kujo leave? At least with the big lug present, he wasn't thinking about it.

Stupid Sakura! Stupid teme! Stupid fucking vacation!

Earlier that day....

Naruto groaned as they got out of the car.

"Stop it. You've been complaining since we left home three hours ago.” Sasuke furrowed his brow.

“Normally I'm the one who wants to avoid these things. But the one time I want to go, you start an argument to get out of it.” The raven-haired youth slammed the car door; Naruto was being childish about all of this.

"I’m telling you, teme, I don’t want to be here."

"I thought you and Sakura were friends?" Sasuke arched a brow.

"We were. Until she tried to drug you so she could sleep with you.” Naruto raised his voice; if it was the other way around, Sasuke would be pissy too.

"Naruto, that was five years ago. She's married to Lee now. How many times does she have to apologize?” Sasuke rubbed his temples. 'This argument again.... Sakura calmed down and now she's a friend. Naruto's the only one who won't drop it and make up with her.'

"You don’t see the way she looks at you! Damn it, teme, I’m telling you she’s up to something!" Naruto slammed the trunk before Sasuke could get the bags out.

"She’s married, Naruto," drawled Sasuke before pushing the blond out of his way.

"Oh, yeah, that is just the most perfect cover.” The blond threw his arms in the air. 'Why can't he see how obvious she is?'

"You're being excessively dramatic and fucking paranoid. We're staying, whether you like it or not,” Sasuke stated angrily.

Naruto growled, gritting his teeth together, as Sasuke started inside. This was just great. Really. It was. 'He's blind. How does she fool him? This pisses me off....'

Naruto dropped his bags, glaring as Sakura ran out and jumped on Sasuke, wrapping him in a hug. That look said she wanted him and was out to get him. Sasuke's supposed to be the smart one, muttered a snarky voice in the back of Naruto's mind.

"Naruto, it's been a long time." That voice was too innocent for his liking, but the promise of a death glare from Sasuke had Naruto hugging her. It was quick—not even a second long, unlike that wannabe display of affection a few moments ago.

"Well, get settled. I’m making lunch for everyone." The girl smiled brightly as she ushered the pair upstairs.

~

"There, we came, said hello, she got her chance to try and grope you, now can we get the fuck out of here and go home?” Naruto stood in the doorway expectantly.

Sasuke dropped his bags. "Naruto, now you’re just being fucking stupid. Drop it. We're not leaving; at least, I'm not."

Naruto’s eyes widened, his mouth opening but then snapping shut. If he'd said what was on the tip of his tongue, he had no doubt the Uchiha would have made him regret it. The blond-haired male glared; he felt the undying urge to hit the other male but settled with something else. "Fine. I’m taking a fucking shower." 'Maybe I can wash that bitch's smell off me.'

Sasuke sighed as he started unpacking his bags. Really, Naruto was going to be like this all fucking weekend. End result: the two of them would be at each other’s throats the whole time.

~

Sasuke rubbed his temples. He needed to apologize for calling Naruto stupid. This whole thing was getting out of hand. Just mentioning Sakura's name put Naruto in a bad mood. 'Why can't he just let it go?'

"Is everything okay with you and Naruto?" Sakura asked, sitting down next to Sasuke.

"We're fine, Sakura." 'Maybe we should just go home, spend the weekend fucking each other on Itachi's work desk again.'

"You guys didn’t sound fine," she replied, taking a sip of her wine.

"Naruto just wanted to-"

"He still hates me, and he’s pissed at you for not hating me,” she stated, taking another sip.

"Yeah, I tried to tell him you were married and sorry, but he's being so damn stubborn." Sasuke shook his head. "Intractable dobe."

Sakura giggled. "That sounds about right. Would you like a drink, Saskuke?”

“Sure.” 'Maybe a drink will help me calm down before I go confront Naruto. Kami knows if it will end up as a talk or if we'll fight.'

...

"Hey, Naruto." Lee smiled as the blond stepped out of the room. “How was your shower?”

"Lee,” came Naruto's halfhearted response. "Fine. Sasuke downstairs?"

"No." Lee moved in front of Naruto, who arched a brow. "He, well, he said you needed to grow up, and then went into town."

'Ah, what will it take to make Sasuke understand?' Well, fighting about it was most definitely not working. "I guess I should go find him, talk to him." Not that they ever really stayed at talking; it always ended in a fight, but still, the teme couldn’t say he didn’t try.

"No," Lee interrupted hurriedly, "I mean, wouldn’t it be better to give him his space? He was pretty mad, my friend."

"Yeah, but it's better if I just talk it out with him now. Maybe he's right; as long as we're together, it really doesn’t matter who else is here." Naruto scratched the back of his head. The blond moved forward, only to have Lee still in his way. He arched a brow. “There something you need to say to me, Lee?"

"Just thought we could wrestle like old times." Lee lunged towards the other male, barely missing Naruto, who cursed as he started down the steps.

~

"What the fuck?" Sasuke stood, hearing a loud bang from upstairs and a string of swear words from Naruto.

Before he had time to move, Sakura threw herself in his arms, mashing their lips together as her hands moved to his pants.

Sasuke frowned, pushing her away. "Sakura," he growled in warning.

"Fucking hell." Sasuke turned to an extremely pissed Naruto who turned towards the bottom of the staircase.

"You knew; that’s why you tried to keep me upstairs." Naruto pointed at Lee, his anger boiling over. 'I fucking KNEW she was up to something, but bringing LEE in on it!?'

"Naruto, I love her. I just want her to be happy." Lee looked down. "Why can’t you just let her be happy? Please?"

In seconds, Naruto was on Lee, cursing at him, yelling that he was a fucking dumb ass.

"Naruto, that’s enough." Sasuke moved to the blond-haired male. Naruto was pissed—this was bad. 'The idiot might actually seriously hurt Lee—though I can't say it's undeserved. '

“If you don’t stop, I promise I won’t be bailing you out of jail." But it didn't get through. Naruto landed one more punch before Sasuke hauled him off the male, keeping his grip to make sure Naruto wouldn't go after Lee again. Sakura was the one that was pulling shit; he did not need to hospitalize Lee because of her.

In minutes, the cops were there. Sasuke was still trying to hold Naruto back and calm him down. Sakura had called them, of course. The Uchiha glared at her as they cuffed the blond and took him out, wanting statements. Sakura told them some bullshit story and Lee just agreed with whatever she said, word for word. Starting an argument now would be bad, and they would take her word over his for sure. After all, she had back up.


~~~ Midnight that night, back to the current time ~~~

Sasuke was really leaving him here, just because Naruto had been right the whole time? This was bullshit. Lee fucking knew the whole time and tried to stop Naruto from interfering. What was he supposed to do? All he'd attempted was to beat some sense into Lee—and yes, he was angry. Fuck, he still was! But that was no reason to leave him in here and stay there with the people who tried to split them up.

Unless Sasuke was okay with it. Did he want to end their relationship? After nine fucking years? Naruto bolted upright. Like that would happen! 'Over my dead body....' Sasuke couldn't leave him. Sure, he'd been a jerk through the whole trip, but he obviously had good reason! And if Sasuke had listened.... 'Damn it.' Naruto rested his forehead in his hands.

What a wonderful vacation, just fucking wonderful. Sasuke was pissed off. Naruto himself was considerably unhappy that the dumb ass bushy brows was trying to help his wife cheat and the bitch had tried to take Sasuke. Again.

That was it. They were never celebrating this damn holiday again. Screw Valentines Day. Of course, it wasn't like they really celebrated before this trip. That was a holiday with too much mushy shit, as far as they were concerned. Nevertheless, they did tend to take advantage of holidays by fucking each other all day and night, in random places. Said random places included Itachi's car, his desk, his bed—okay, so they liked breaking in the older Uchiha's things, but that wasn't the point. Naruto couldn't help but grin a little at the memories, then cursed himself for it. He was supposed to be pissed off!


Naruto did not look up or say anything when the door opened again. He'd fucked up. 'Should have just faked being sick or something....'

"You were right." There, he'd apologized. Mostly.

Naruto shot up when he heard Sasuke’s voice. The guard conspicuously absent, and Sasuke was inside the cell with him.

“Sasuke?”

"I told them to give us an hour."

"Thought you weren’t bailing me out?" Naruto gave a brittle, facetious smile.

"Dobe. You really think I’d leave you here?"

"I was starting to wonder." Naruto sat back down on the bench.

"I told them both to come down and drop the charges or I would crush them." Sasuke smirked, "You would have been happy to see her cry when I told her off and threatened them both."

"Oh, yeah?" It's not so much that I wanted her to cry, thought Naruto, as it is that I wanted her to leave MY lover alone.'

"You win, Naruto. It'll be a cold day in hell before we ever talk to her again.” The Uchiha took a seat next to his lover.

"It’s not like I wanted to win or be right, teme, and I’m sorry too." He mumbled the last part. 'Fucking apologies.'

Sasuke shook his head. "Well, then... How did you like being in jail?" the raven smirked.

"Oh, well, we have a new friend that will be coming to visit, I’m sure."

"Really?" Sasuke arched a brow and Naruto dropped his head.

"Don’t ask."

"Baka." Naruto looked up when Sasuke pushed him back, crawling over him the best he could. 'Maybe they should invest in bigger cells here.'

"Sasuke?" Naruto arched a brow as the raven kissed his neck. He spared a brief look around, a spark of excitement racing up his spin as he rolled them over onto the floor. "This why you said to leave us alone for an hour?"

The raven smirked. "something wrong with that?" Sasuke rolled them over again. "I even brought the lube."

"Aren’t you just sweet," the blond snickered. “Happy-" Naruto’s voice died out. "Shit, wait—what holiday is it again?" He'd just had it, too, what the hell?! Damn his attention span!

Sasuke shrugged. "What does it even matter?"

"'cause I said."

"Since when do I listen to what you say?" Sasuke smirked.

"Oi, fuck you, teme."

"That’s what I was doing before you opened your damn mouth. Dobe."

Naruto’s eyebrow twitched a fraction of a second before he slammed the raven down, flipping their positions. "Suck it, bastard."

Sasuke smirked. "I was working on it, idiot."

Naruto grinned, smashing their lips together, grinding his hips down, both males groaning at the action. With a smirk, Naruto did it again, and again. The friction was wonderful, but it would be even better if their clothes were not in the way. Sasuke growled, pushing Naruto back.

“Strip," the raven growled as he started yanking at his own clothes.

"Don’t be so damn pushy." Though Naruto gritted the words out, he started pulling at his own clothes. He had his pants around his ankles when his raven tackled him. Sasuke started nipping and biting at the blond's flesh.

"Damn, teme, tackle me hard enough...? Shit, bastard, I always told you... Fucker! Not s-so hard... to join the football team.”

Sasuke chuckled, biting the male’s shoulder one last time before pulling back. "Idiot, just because you liked being groped when tackled doesn’t mean I do."

Naruto kicked his pants off, returning the gesture and pinning Sasuke to the ground. With a growl, he ripped the lube from Sasuke’s hand. "Shut up."

"Great comeback." Sasuke smirked as Naruto growled again.

"If you don’t shut up, I’ll sick Kujo on your ass." Naruto opened the cap, slathering Sasuke’s cock with lube.

Who the fuck was Kujo? And what kind of fucking threat was that supposed to be? Sasuke groaned, his head falling back against cement. All thoughts of questioning escaped him at the moment. With a loud growl, Naruto slammed his hips down, sheathing his raven-haired lover completely; a near gasp for air escaped Sasuke at how much force Naruto put into the movement.

Naruto breathed heavily through his nose; he should not have done that. It fucking hurt, but shit, he was too far gone to care right now. The blond lifted his hips, slammed back down, and repeated the process. Sasuke groaned with every thrust, the sounds mixing with his own as he finally gave way to the pleasure.

"Fuck...teme...touch me already...." Naruto moaned when one of Sasuke’s hands wrapped around his cock, stroking harshly as he continued to lift his hips and slam them back down.

"Fuck, Naruto." Sasuke groaned, nails digging into a tanned hip as his other hand continued to stroke the leaking cock.

"Sasuke....shit...I’m fucking close." 'This is why I hardly ever top. I come WAY too fast when I ride Sasuke... But... Fuck it—this feels way too good to stop!'

Sasuke grunted in response to the familiar heat building up in his stomach. He fisted Naruto’s cock faster, wanting the blond to cum with him. It was always too much for him, when Naruto rode him. 'The blond rocks his hips whenever he slams them back onto my cock!'

"Fuck!" Sasuke groaned, pushing his hips up one final time as he came.

Naruto half growled, half moaned at the feeling of his lover tumbling over the edge with him as he came, his cum being caught by Sasuke’s hand. Sasuke's lips parted with an inaudible noise at the feel of Naruto’s ass squeezing around him before lips smashed together again.

The blond broke the kiss, rolling off Sasuke and earning a grunt from his lover. Both males stayed on the floor, taking the time to catch their breath.

"Shit, Naruto, that was hot." Sasuke smirked as he slowly sat up and reached for his pants.
Naruto snickered. “Almost as hot as fucking on the hood of Itachi’s car."

"Almost." Sasuke stood as Naruto started to get dressed. Both males were moving to get their shoes back on when they heard a guard approaching.

"Hey, they've got good timing." Naruto snickered again, his mood far better than the one he'd been in earlier.

"Or they heard," Sasuke smirked.

"All right, all right, one more coming in." Both males turned to the entrance as Kujo was led back in.

"Naruto, buddy, I broke the cop's arm—oh, look, another friend. Three for go fish?"
Sasuke’s eyes widened as the large male hauled them both over his shoulders, moving back to the bench. Kujo didn't give either of them time to react. Sasuke couldn't help but wonder, Is this guy even human?

"Hey, teme, meet our new friend."

Sasuke coughed at the statement as they were dropped on the bench, the large male sitting between them, a large grin on his face. What happened to getting out? Neither of the lovers thought the monstrosity of a man was going to let them go—and from the looks of it, the cops were too scared to try.

"Isn’t Valentines Day in jail fun?" the gruff voice laughed, pulling both men into a hug.

Fuck Valentines Day, came the lovers' simultaneous thought.