Function to Breathe

The Function To Breathe
By: Reggie

Spending the day helping Lee teach a classroom full of hyper active mini ninja wasn't the way Neji imagined spending his twenty-sixth birthday. His bouncy green friend, however, had completely ignored his protests as he was hauled out of bed at six in the morning—away from his still dozing wife and her warm embrace—to warm up before he lead a class of Lee's more advanced students through their stances.

It hadn't been tiring, exactly, but it still wasn't his preferred way to spend his day. Any day, really, but July third in particular.

Neji hadn't given up on salvaging what remind of his birthday, however. He would have a nice quiet dinner, spend some time playing with his young daughters, and, with any luck, manage to make some long overdue love to his TenTen before sleeping.

That was more to his taste for a birthday. Calm, quiet, and with little fuss. Certainly without the brightly colored cupcakes Lee had brought for Neji and his class.

He silently slipped his shoes off in the entry way, and stripped off the green flax Jounin jacket he wore on duty before stepping up into his house. There was soft light glowing from the back bedroom, but it was strangely quiet. Fighting back the instant urge to activate his eyes and find his family, Neji swallowed before calling out. "I'm home."

There were no joyous calls of 'Daddy' as he'd become accustomed to. Instead, just TenTen responding in an amused tone, "I've been waiting for you all day. Come on back here, I have a surprise for you."

The floor creaked as Neji did as instructed, reaching up to undo the high ponytail that had lately become his accustomed hair style. "Where are the girls?"

"I sent them to spend the night with sensei. I thought we could use a night with just the two of us."

Simple words, but they immediately set Neji's skin crawling with anticipation. A night for just the two of them? With no tiny voices to interrupt at exactly the most romantic moment? It had been almost six years since that had happened, and the Hyuuga genius licked his suddenly dry lips.

For all the good it did him, as his mouth turned to a desert and every other function of his body shut down as he turned into the bedroom. It was like he'd walked right out of reality and into some kind of bizarre wet dream.

Sitting on the bed waiting for him was not one, but two TenTens.

The first was his wife almost exactly as he had left her that morning. She was a little thicker in the waist and thighs, a little bustier than she had been when they were on a team together. Both were side effects of three pregnancies, and quite obvious in the small white silk teddy she was wearing. Personally, Neji adored the curves, but TenTen herself had never been totally comfortable with them. Even now, she looked a bit embarrassed as he eyed her.

Probably adding to her discomfort, slightly, was the TenTen that had her arms wrapped around his wife's middle. She was the girl he had married almost seven years ago. Twenty, flexible, with a tiny waist he could put both hands around, and the muscles of a well-trained assassin. That TenTen grinned at him mischievously, the red silk lingerie sliding off one tantalizing shoulder.

A deep breath, then a heavy swallow, as his brain tried to collect enough blood to form a simple sentence. "TenTen wh-what is this?"

"It's your birthday, silly," the one that was his wife spoke, her brown eyes soft and dark in the dim light. "I thought I would do something special for you."

"Oh?"

It was the second TenTen, the clone, which spoke this time. "This way, you could have whichever version of me you wanted. The perfect birthday present."

Fortunately for Neji, his brain could still function with all the blood directed to other parts of his anatomy. TenTen wanted him to chose, either herself as she was now, or the girl he married. Neither was a particularly good choice. It would seem obvious that he should choose his wife, except…except TenTen as she was didn't feel like she was good enough for him. This TenTen was always trying to go back to that TenTen, and she'd never believe that he chose her because he loved her. She'd always think it was because that was what he thought she wanted to hear.

If, on the other hand, he chose the clone then obviously he didn't love her, but who she used to be, and it would only reaffirm her belief that she was unattractive to him now.

Even if it wasn't a conscious decision, she'd put him in a rather sticky situation.

The answer to the dilemma was solved more or less for him, however, by the other part of his anatomy that was thinking right now, as clone-TenTen gave the original a firm hug. "What about both of you?"

"Pardon?" Original TenTen looked a bit embarrassed, while the other curious.

"Well, I'm assuming that you've tried this before, since you seem confident and holding a jutsu through that much distraction isn't easy." Neji couldn't stop grinning as both TenTen's blushed.

"It's taken some time," his wife answered hesitantly, not seeming to notice as her slip slid down to reveal a little more cleavage, "and I'm not sure if I can do it all the way though, because it's always more intense with you, but…"

What it was about that sentence that triggered it, Neji didn't know, but suddenly it was very painful to be a man as his penis hardened at her words. Maybe he was doing it for her, but the Hyuuga would have been lying if he said the idea of her practicing on herself didn't turn him on just a bit. His voice came out husky, betraying his thoughts. "Will you do what I ask you?"

Clone TenTen nodded eagerly and, wide eyed, the real one followed her lead. "Whatever you want."

Even though he didn't consider himself a perverted person, the idea of all of this had already made his insides start to coil slightly as ideas for his own personal pornography began swirling in his active brain. This was his TenTen, times two, and for once he'd get to really watch her in the the throws of pleasure. "The first thing I want are those clothes off both of you."

A small swish of silk on skin as both girls obliged, revealing naked bodies to him. Two sets of perfect tan breasts, with large dark nipples begging to be kissed and sucked. It had been a while since he'd had the chance to do that, but Neji could wait. There was the matter of getting TenTen ready for him to take care of first. The lubricant she produced had decreased a little since the birth of their last daughter, so maybe some preparation and borrowing was in order.

Both sets of brown eyes stared at him over slightly flushed cheeks, waiting for instructions. He had to swallow again before he could give them. "Alright. My TenTen, I want you to sit here, on the edge of the bed. The other one, behind her."

His instructions were again followed without a word, and he couldn't help smiling at their obvious confusion. TenTen had probably been expecting he'd want to satisfy himself, and they would get to that. But in a minute. "Take her breast. You know what to do."

"Neji, this isn't—" TenTen's protest was cut off into a moan as her clone did what she was told, one arm sliding under his wife's and squeezing the round flesh, kneading it gently with one hand. Neji grinned to himself, sitting down cross legged on the floor, his hands firmly tucked beneath him.

It was going to be hard to resist touching himself through this, but he hadn't realized just how difficult until TenTen made that noise. Ultimately, though, this was worth it and wouldn't take that long. Her breasts were always extremely sensitive, and he could see from her that the neatly trimmed dark curls of her pussy were already getting a little slick.

For her part, TenTen's clone seemed to understand exactly what he wanted. That talented little mouth of hers set to work immediately, with small white teeth pulling TenTen's earlobe in to be sucked while thin fingers found a nipple and twisted at the same time. His TenTen bit back a cry of pleasure, her eyes closing momentarily before opening again, seeking him out.

"It's okay." He stood briefly, leaning down to kiss her sweet mouth and pulling away before he could get drawn in too soon. "I want to hear you."

Younger TenTen seized the opportunity to switch targets, pulling TenTen back towards her and sucking hard on the place where TenTen's thin neck turned into shoulder. She whimpered a little, squirming as her nipple was twisted again. "N-Neji…"

Brown eyes found his, and it was almost creepy how much the clone read from them. More than likely, TenTen has programmed the thing to know just what he wanted. However, it was still her, and knew what she liked to. With a wink in his direction, younger TenTen pulled her original self backwards so she was lying on the bed before the clone turned herself so she was kneeling by TenTen's side so Neji could see her profile.

That mischievous grin still on her face, the clone leaned down and gave him an eye-full of her licking the older TenTen's nipple, sucking it into erection. His own erection responded in kind as his wife groaned and shuddered in pleasure, his pants now painful tight around his throbbing member. God, he knew how good that flexible little tongue felt.

TenTen clone's hand moved from supporting her weight to stroking up and down TenTen's side, teasing little pinches being scattered along ribs and hip bones before turning into long slow strokes of soft skin. Her mouth switched to the other breast, the left hand keeping the first stimulated, as strands of long auburn hair ghosted pale skin.

His TenTen squirmed, hips bucking against nothing with each hitched breath as she struggled to find some friction. "Ne-guh…Neji, p-please…"

"Not yet." Again he met the clone's eyes, and again she understood just what he wanted. Her mouth trailed down, biting and kissing down TenTen's tanned stomach. She paused to flick her tongue in and out of TenTen's belly button, making the older woman gasp and moan, her face flushing with desire a hand twitching as it tried unsuccessfully to reach down.

He'd definitely have to remember that one.

With one last look towards him to insure this was exactly what he wanted of her, the clone TenTen lowered her head down to the brown curls. First she took the clit into her mouth, giving it a long slow lollipop lick. TenTen's eyes shot open and her breath momentarily stopped as her hips writhed. The clone but a hand there, keeping them still, as she gave a few more slow licks and a small suck.

For the first time in his life, Neji wished he'd been born an Uchiha. Then, he could have stored this sight in his brain for eternity, because it was by far the most erotic thing he had ever seen. He squirmed a little, hoping for some relief from the pressure, and winced as his swollen member was pulled tighter.

Unable to move her lower body, TenTen arched her back, hands twitching again as the struggled to find something to hold on to. "Supp-posed to be…ah….be about…y-you…"

The clone sucked hard on her opening then, and TenTen let out a sharp cry of pleasure. This was too much for his pants, now, and Neji ditched his clothes quickly. Unable to resist the temptation now that the physical barrier had been removed, the Hyuuga genius moved his pale, lithe body to kneel beside the bed, and started his own pinching of those pert nipples. "We'll get there. But you have to be ready first. Relax now, and cum."

There was no audible response to his demand but a few whimpers, and a nod as one arm went over her eyes, leaving only her flushed cheeks and panting mouth for his view. Just a little longer and he'd have that mouth for his own.

Looking over his shoulder, Neji saw the clone slip a finger into TenTen's swollen pussy along with her tongue play. She thrust in and out slowly, drawing out the pleasure in that infuriatingly teasing way. Cum was already running down the girl's leg, and her perky breasts rubbed against her own arm and TenTen's thigh at her ministrations. If she wasn't a clone, Neji probably would have felt bad for her obviously highly aroused state.

A second finger was added, and the clones hand left TenTen's hip to touch her own moist pussy as the original let out a lengthy moan. To Neji's great surprise, she began touching herself as well, sucking hard as one of TenTen's hands caught her head and forced her deeper into the damp curls.

On second thought, this was the single most erotic thing he had ever seen, and leaning against the bed did little to relieve his need. If he wasn't careful, he'd cum just watching this. It needed to end quickly.

Shifting his weight to the balls of his feet, Neji took most of TenTen's breast in his mouth, scraping his teeth over the nipple before sucking almost painfully hard. His other hand he snaked down, adding his finger to the two already there and increasing the pace.

That was all TenTen could take. There were no words as she gasped and writhed, her whole body tensing. Neji could feel her vagina clenching around the fingers, simultaneously pulling them deeper and pushing them out as a rush of fluid slid passed. It was all he could do not to moan himself. The clone too had frozen, head bent, as from her shivering Neji had to assume she too had found some release. He'd been hoping for something like that.

Removing his hand carefully from inside his wife, he stood and slowly made his way to stand behind the clones raised rear end. He could see her pussy, dripping with fluid, ready and waiting. Keenly aware of the brown eyes watching his every move, he took the younger TenTen by the hips and backed her onto his waiting cock. She was warm and tight around him, and he had to force his eyes shut. He would not allow himself to make any noise with this one.

Unfortunately, the clone had no such rule as she positively cried out in pleasure as he filled her, thrusting in and out a couple of times until his dick was well coated in her juices. She whimpered as he left her, and again he had to remind himself that she was only an illusion. As soon as TenTen willed it, she would disappear, along with any unmet sexual desire.

Now well coated, Neji pushed the clone aside as gently as he could and knelt between his wife's legs. "I'll keep telling you, every birthday for the rest of my life if I have to: you are all I want."

TenTen stared at him as he slowly pushed his way into her, this time allowing the small moan to escape him at the slick wetness that engulfed his sensitive cock. He pushed in until her was completely inside her, her knees pulled up to her chest as he leaned over her.
Cool hands ran down his back, teasing along his spine, as a hot little mouth licked and nipped his blind spot. Neji's hips thrust forward on their own accord, moving TenTen further up the bed. The clone, it seemed, was not so willing to be forgotten.

"I told you this was about you," the clone whispered, licking the hollow of his ear before returning to his blind spot.

Still shuddering with pleasure, Neji glanced down at TenTen. She smiled at him and nodded, leaning up to lick along his collar bone. Bowing his head, Neji found her mouth, forcing his tongue inside to stroke along hers before pulling out of her and pushing his way back in. Both of them moaned at the friction, and he could feel her tensing up around him again.

The warm hands of the clone moved from his back to his chest, stroking along his pecs and fondling his nipples, while TenTen's hands took wiggled between the clone's body and his back to stroke his spine with one finger. All the while, the kisses and sucking on his blind spot had not stopped, and it was difficult to keep up his rhythm.

Just as he finally felt adjusted, the younger TenTen stepped away, trailing her hands down his sides and giving his ass a firm squeeze when she reached it. He hadn't a clue what she was doing until something warm and wet found its way to his balls, and began teasing them as it stroked along them and down to the edge of his shaft. He groaned, grinding his hips as the tongue moved back, teasing the spot between his balls and his rear hole. She pressed hard there with her tongue and Neji threw his head back, the heat in his stomach building as his movements became erratic.

His TenTen started stroking, touching, and scratching every bit of him she could reach, legs moving to wrap around his waist, pulling him as deep as he could go and refusing to let him go all the way out. One hand reached up from the clone to play with his balls some more as she licked and sucked, and TenTen wouldn't let him go as she thrust her hips up and ground them to meet his.

All sense of rhythm, of sanity, was lost to pleasure as he struggled to find something, anything, which would bring her a second release. Wandering hands found her breasts again, his mouth her ear, and he pulled on one while sucking the other. That seemed to be enough as she clenched deliciously around him, a barely noticed puff of smoke as the clone was released, and with a final thrust he froze, the cum streaming from him an intense of sex.

They stayed like that for a few moments, both shivering, until Neji managed to collect himself enough to remove his still dripping cock and lay beside her on the bed. As usual, when like this, his hands took to running up and down her sides, petting and memorizing every inch of skin.

TenTen turned towards him, smiling as she nuzzled into his chest. "You happy, love?"

"Always." One hand reached up to stroke her hair, curling it loosely around his finger.

"When you're ready, I'd love to see if I could hold a clone while giving you a blow job."