Sexy Ass Envy

Choppy black hair stood up in weird places as Sasuke was trying to pivot his neck enough to get a better view in the full length mirror of something that’s been bothering him a lot lately. He’d noticed his boyfriend seem to be more blessed in this area than he and it was the first thing that he actually cursed his family for, because he was lacking. A good ass. A great, firm, round, perky ass like the one Naruto currently sported which got it’s various nursing from the gym daily.

He tried brushing it off for the past few days and look at where it’d led him. He currently had his pants and satin briefs a little ways off his waist, so that his curly trail of black pubic hair was peeking out from his groin. His pelvis bone twisted this way and that as the muscle in his firm abdomen flexed from all the movement. He’d fisted his t-shirt in one hand up on his chest, while the other massaged his buttocks, trying to coerce them into forming his desirable shape.

“Are you trying to molest yourself Sasuke?” Naruto quirked an eyebrow at his boyfriend as he entered their bedroom, dropping his gym bag on the floor with a whoosh! The sound muffled by the carpeting. “I didn’t know the levels of your vanity reached that high.” He chuckled to himself as he continued watching the raven, who had chosen to ignore him and focus on his less than satisfactory asset.

Naruto took another stab at it. “So what, is my ass not good enough for you now?”

“Shut up dobe, I’m trying to concentrate.” Sasuke’s eyes nearly crossed over each other and Naruto thought his neck was going to break. He felt his throat tickle from trying not to laugh, and piss off his boyfriend. He started to strip, pulling off his sweatpants, before he lugged them in a nearby wastebasket and stood in his boxers.

“You know I have a sure method to fix a flabby---uhh, I mean unsatisfactory ass. (He earned a glare from Sasuke) That is, if you are interested.” Tugging off his sweatshirt over his head that was plastering heat to his body, he proceeded to go about the room looking for his towel, his ears perked for an answer.

Sasuke sighed in frustration and let his hands drop. Pondering for a few minutes, he allowed some thoughts to sink in. What was he supposed to do? Naruto did work out a lot so probably he could really help, but if the dobe was planning anything…

“Dobe.” The blond turned around, towel in hand a few feet away from the shower. “What did you have in mind?”

Naruto hid the smirk that was itching to draw itself on his face and motioned to Sasuke. “If you want my help, you’re going to have to be nicer than that.” He gave a smile, and waited.

“Fine.” Sasuke scoffed. “Will you help me, please?” He emphasized the last word unwillingly with a tilt of his head, his long bangs sliding across his cheek.

“C’m here.” Sasuke searched those trusting sapphire eyes for any mischievous glint, and satisfied he saw none he strode over, his pants still hanging off his hips.

Neither said a word as Naruto allowed the towel to drop and pushing Sasuke to rest his hands to the wall, he got on his knees.

“The first step in getting a perfectly rounded ass like mine,” He slid Sasuke’s jeans and boxers all the way off exposing his pale smooth cheeks, “Is to knead some shape into it.” He brought up both his hands to cup Sasuke’s ass and in a slow motioned, felt the texture and shape of the derriere.

“But that’s what-” Naruto cut him off.

“Nuh-uh. That was not what you were doing.” The blond stressed with a leader-like tone. Sasuke’s couldn’t tell if his boyfriend was serious or joking at the moment, so he stayed silent.

“Then,” He squeezed them a bit before continuing, ‘You have to give them some attention.” At that he slapped the right cheek sharply and Sasuke heard a soft groan escape his lips. The blond then proceeded to suck hard on each of them, producing an angry red hickey that stood out in contrast against Sasuke’s ivory skin.

“Naruto-” A blush was working its way up Sasuke neck, and he felt his cock twitch at the contact. His boyfriend knew, he knew that Sasuke had a downright weakness for getting spanked and had decided to take advantage of the situation. He would get him back for that later.

“If something wrong Sasu-?” Naruto heard the needy mewl that escaped past those kissable lips, so he posed the question a bit of humor wafting its way into his tone.

Sasuke cleared his throat, “Uh, no. Everything is perfectly fine. Continue with what you were saying.”

“Ok.” The blond lay a playful bite right up on Sasuke’s pelvis, sliding up the length of his body, their skin contact unnerving Sasuke to the very end. If it was one thing he hated was teasing. And Naruto knew how to hold back even if you squeezed his balls so tight they started to turn blue. An endurance skill that Sasuke admired him for.

“Lastly is the best, of course.” His hands slid up Sasuke’s chest before sliding over his pert nipples that already stood at attention. His hands slid back down and brushed deliberately past Sasuke’s cock that already standing at full mast. The way it twitched was its own way of groveling, begging for the one hard; swift stoke to drive it over the edge. The mushroom head was a tempting pink, arousal already leaking from the slit.

“You have to exercise it.” Then with a shock of excitement that traveled from the base of the raven’s spine, his senses all lit up as he felt a rock hard erection slide between the crease of his ass, rubbing against his hole, fraction by fraction. Naruto was peppering kisses on his neck, along his shoulder and he couldn’t help when his neck shifted invitingly to the other side to allow him to his administrations. He didn’t try to decipher what was happening at all. All he knew what that he fucking loved it and he’d be damned if they stopped now.

Maybe he’d said too much too fast. Because suddenly with recoil like whiplash Naruto stood back from him and all the feeling and emotions that were suddenly coursing through them stopped. Sasuke turned around to look at the blond, wondering not only why he’d stopped but why he also wore that stupid, idiotic grin on his face. He felt his erection ebbing away like someone had just taken a cute fluffy kitten and ran it over with a bus, only to take the body parts up again and rip its guts out to dangle them in the air. It disturbed him to no end.

One thing that could be counted on was that Naruto NEVER gave up the opportunity to have sex, wherever. So why-? Then it dawned on his and a flash of anger marked his face, darkening his features.

“Naruto Uzumaki, I am going to fucking KILL you.” Naruto couldn’t hold back the laugh in his chest and it echoed off the walls, his body shaking in mirth.

“Damn Sasuke I never knew that you could be so easy!” He grabbed his towel to enter the shower, only to be stopped by a firm hand on his chest.

“You’re not going anywhere, Uzumaki, because your ass is going to pay for this,” Then Naruto saw the sadistic gleam and his cock jumped in anticipation, “Literally. Now get on the bed, now.”

“Baby, you’ve got to calm down. It was only a joke.” The blond held up his hands in surrender, trying to ward Sasuke off. That was before he was tackled roughly, and his mind clicked into high gear that his boyfriend meant business.

“I am going to fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk for a week.” He ripped off Naruto’s boxers with a harsh tug when they tumbled on the bed.

The kiss that erupted was harsh, dominant, and eager. Sasuke’s mouth made home with Naruto’s, saliva mixing feverishly.

A hot, wet mouth enveloped Naruto’s cock swooping up and down to the base and back again with one hard pop! Before he took it to the back off his throat. Sasuke’s loved the taste of Naruto’s cock. His semen didn’t taste bitter, but rather neutral and no smell to turn him off in the least.

“Oh, GOD. SASUKE!” Naruto hand’s clawed at the ravens back like a bitch in heat, tendrils of arousal twisting down his body and around his neck choking him. His voice just emitted guttural sounds in likeness to that of animal, red welts scratching their way on Sasuke’s shoulder blades. Not many people looking at the Uchiha with female like features could tell that he was so experienced with blowjobs. Sasuke smirked around Naruto’s cock at the thought. He’d only learned from the best. He let the appendage slip from his mouth again, looking up to Naruto with lust from between his thighs.

“How bad do you want it?” His eyes mimicked the same sadistic glint that blue ones held only a short while earlier.

“Bastard! You’re not going to make me b- AHH! SHIT!” Sasuke dove down again, slicking his tongue and laying flat against the puckered entrance. Did the dobe forget who he was dealing with? He drove his tongue in and out repeatedly gauging for Naruto’s reaction every time. He was pleased to see a bed of glistening sweat upon the blond’s forehead and a healthy blush upon his cheeks.

“Sasuke please stop...” God, it sounded so cute when his blond begged like that. Sasuke leaned up his chest and lined his cock up with Naruto’s hole, but only just and brushed the head up and down over it, giving the tingling sensation of wanting to be entered that he knew his boyfriend was feeling.

“How badly do you want it?” The raven peered down into the glassy cerulean eyes that had just single tears glistening at both ends. He leaned down and licked them away, Naruto craning his neck up to Sasuke’s neck. “Sasuke. Please.”

“Do you want me to fuck you until your ass is raw and the neighbors hear you screaming my name Na-ru-to?” Sasuke’s sucked a spot on his neck hard, and then licked it as if in remorse. He pushed in past the tight ring on muscle in Naruto’s ass only to pull back out again when just the head had entered.

“Fuck me, please.” Naruto muffled the sound in Sasuke’s neck and inhaled his smell before he breathed, “You know I like it rough..”

“That’s just what I was waiting to hear Dobe.” With one thorough thrust Sasuke’s buried himself to the hilt in Naruto, that sweet heat bathing his cock in a wonderful coat of ecstasy.

Sasuke pushed in and pulled out hard once again, starting a rhythm, giving the blond a kiss that signal that he was his and his alone.

Sasuke plundered mercilessly into Naruto’s prostate, the blond’s vein protruding from his neck, as a throaty and rasped scream of Sasuke’s name gurgled past his throat. He was far from sated because he needed this, craved it. Fuck! Having Sasuke’s fat cock filling his insides was what made life livable. It was the hemoglobin that colored his blood red.

After a lengthy two hours of satisfying each other, Naruto lay with his ass sore propped up on the bed, while Sasuke reclining in his lap, a dreamy spell of happiness on his face. “ That, was fucking fantastic.”

“Just fantastic? Seriously?” Sasuke bent his neck to look at his boyfriend, “You know I have better methods of plowing ass than you do.”

“Che, well,” Naruto looked off to the side, “At least I have a better ass.”

Sasuke’s paused at that, looking genuinely shocked and looked away, bending his head in silence. He moved to get off the bed, before Naruto pulled him back, making him fall face forward.

“Shit-ahh! I’m sorry Sasuke. I didn’t mean it, I’m sorry ok?” The blond planted an apologetic kiss on the raven’s head, frozen as he finally saw him relax.

“Idiot. Don’t do it again.” Sasuke blushed as he settled again, trying to hide the pink tinge to his cheeks.

“Wahh!! You are too cute!” Sasuke didn’t have much warning before he was glomped to death.

“NARUTO!!”

The End


Yay! my first oneshot! don't ask me how i came up with this, just the workings of my perverted mind i guess. lol.