Drunken Mistakes

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A/N: I've never had drunken sex, so you'll have to forgive me if it's not right. But if we're honest, the people that have had it probably don't remember it, so no matter. If you're one of those that do, then you really need to consider your priorities.

I've noticed that there are a lot of Naruto shippers out there, and that of all the possible pairings that Naruto finds himself given in fandom, there are three that are the most rabid. These are Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata. Now, nothing against the yaio shippers, to each their own I say, but please stop insisting that Naruto is secretly in love with Sasuke.

So what if he's decided to invest so much into chasing after Sasuke. Naruto considers him family, like a brother. If someone in your family was on a self-destructive path, what would you do? There's also the glaring facts regarding Naruto's crush on Sakura, his major dislike of Sasuke in the beginning, and his rather obvious reaction to Konohamaru's two versions of Double Knockout Jutsu.

As far as Sakura and Hinata go, both have their high points and low points. Both display characteristics, that when taken into certain context, mirror the relationships of both Jir/Tsu and Min/Kus. So far, no matter what any of you want to believe, both Sakura and Hinata still have a legitimate chance with Naruto should Kishimoto decide to give him a lover. Hell, if you want to get technical, then Karin has a legitimate chance too, though admittedly a distant third so far.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of Nar/Hin myself, but even I can understand that there isn't enough info to make a clear decision one way or another. All I'm saying is let this debate go, and just enjoy the fics people. You never know, Kishimoto may decide to do something different and pick a girl no one would ever suspect, like Moegi.

By the way, since you can't bold and italicize on this site, this is something you'll need to know.
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It was the party of all parties. Three celebrations in one made it the greatest party in Konoha history. The cause...Naruto's eighteenth birthday (which meant his heritage was finally being released), his long time in coming promotions to Chuunin and Jounin at once, and being officially named Tsunade's successor. There was enough alcohol going around that everyone got smashed...well everyone but Lee and Naruto. The former because he wasn't allowed any, and the latter because taming the Kyuubi's chakra had made it impossible for the young ninja to get anything more that slightly buzzed.

For everyone else, well, they were so far gone that many of them would be waking up in the morning wondering what happened, how it happened, and scarred by the positions they found themselves in. For instance, Iruka would wake up the next morning with two warm bodies snuggled into his sides. Those warm bodies, he would find, belonged to Shizune and the Godaime Hokage. Kurenai and Anko would wake up to massive headaches, and a feeling of having had the best sex of their entire lives. The cups of water, along with a pair of aspirin each, and a note would go a long way in telling them what happened. The subsequent screams of shock, horror, and then confusion that followed would signal them having read said note. I'll spare you the details, but it was a short note thanking them for a most ‘youthful’ evening, and that breakfast was on the kitchen table. The post script asked their forgiveness for not being there when they awoke, but his Youth could not be allowed to diminish because he neglected his training. A few blocks away, a young Weapons Mistress was echoing the two Jounin. Ironically enough, by the end of the day, all three would be contemplating repeat performances, without the influences of alcohol.

Not far from them, a certain blond woke to the feeling of a warm body on top of his own. He was sore all over, and had several still healing love bites dotting his body. Never would he look at the shy Hyuuga the same way again. That's right folks; the lady in question is indeed Hinata Hyuuga. Apparently, Hinata is a sexually aggressive drunk, and wouldn't take no for an answer...not that he was complaining.

But even those two aren't the reason for this tale. No, the pair we are concentrating on is much more interesting. We're going to rewind the clock a bit, and focus on what happened to a certain pair of rivals; ones of the blonde hair, blue eyed, and pink hair, green eyed variety.

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After rewinding the clock, the pair of kunoichi could be seen stumbling down the street to Ino's parent's shop. Like the rest of the party goers, both Ino and Sakura had gotten thoroughly smashed. Like Tsunade and Shizune, Sakura and Ino's medicinal instructors respectively, they'd both employed medical techniques to lessen the effects of the alcohol; of which the benefits included not getting sick later, and having a less intense hangover in the morning. But also like their instructors, they'd drunk just a bit more than their filtering system could handle at once, and ended up completely basted.

It took some doing, what with all the drunken confessions and uncoordinated slip ups, but they finally made it to the stairs that led to Ino's place. She'd moved in about three weeks after making Chuunin, and made it her own. She'd tried to get her own place, but her parents (read mother) were just a little too overprotective, and didn't want her to go. The loft, which would give Ino her own place, but somewhere easily accessible should her parents need her, was the eventual compromise.

As they finally arrived outside Ino's loft, Sakura had one last confession to make. It was this confession that would lead to the rest of the night's events.

"Y'know, sometimes I wished I was a boy." A drunken Sakura said. "Sometimes I think tha' maybe if I woulda been a boy, I mighta had a better chance to get Saskuke-kun's attention."

"He did seem to pay alotta attinshun to Naru-Naruto." Both girls giggled, not quite realizing what they were saying about the boy they supposedly loved.

"Hey Ino, you think I'd be a cute boy."

"Yeah, hic, I'd fuck you." Ino replied giggling. She struggled for a few moments, before finally getting the key into the lock, turned, and the door open.

"Nuh uh, I'd fuck you wit my big ol' dick." Sakura returned, giggling just as hard. "Hey, speakin a' dicks, you wanna see something neat?" Ino nodded, and the two ran into the loft. Ino's 'apartment' wasn't much bigger than Naruto's, Sakura noted, but much better kept, and in far better shape. It had four rooms, a bedroom, a kitchen, a full bathroom, and the room they currently occupied, the living room.

"So whatcha wanna show me?" Ino asked, locking the door, and plopping down on the couch.

"I always tell Nar'to his jutsu is stupid, but I learnded it from Kono-Konaho-Naruto's flunky." Sakura revealed.

"Wouldn' it just make you sexyier?" Ino asked.

"Nope, this is sspe-special." Sakura announced. "Th' jusu is design to switch yer gen'der, and make that form sexy (1). Okay, here I go." Sakura drunkenly stumbled through the hand seals, taking her time so as not to mess up. Unfortunately, in her drunkenness, Sakura's pinkies slipped as she was performing the serpent seal, and ended up making the seal for dragon instead. The puff of smoke that accompanied the jutsu was much thicker than normal, but Sakura eventually waved it away, still slightly coughing.

"I don't think it worked." Ino said. Sakura wasn't paying attention, as she could feel something heavy between her legs. Reaching her hand between her legs, she could feel a rather sizable lump.

"I think I did it wrong, but I still got a penis." Sakura said.

"Well, you still gotcher clothes on, so I can' see it." Ino said.

"Hang on." Sakura said, lifting her skirt to reveal a very large bulge in her panties. Stumbling around a bit, Sakura removed her skirt and panties, revealing her new endowment to her best friend.

"Wow, iss almos' as big as Na-hic Naruto's." Ino exclaimed. "Prolly bout th same size as Chouji."

"Really?" Sakura asked, and then her intoxicated mind finally registered what Ino had said. "Wait, how you know how big they are?"

"I know Chouji's cuz he was gonna be my firs' like a year ago." Ino said, staring at the large, dangling piece of flesh. "Y'know, better a friend have it than a enemy, but we got in'errupted; stupid Shika. An I had ta fuck Naruto on a mission to keep our cover from bein blown. My ass hurt for days."

"Whyou do it hic-there?" Sakura asked. "That was stupid, 'specially if he's really big."

"Didn' wanna get pregnant." Ino replied. "Couldn' use jutsu cuz a th' mission, and Naruto's too big for condoms."

"Oh." Sakura uttered. She hadn't known that.

"An'way, thas not important." Ino said, giving a grin more appropriate on Kisame's face. "I wanna play wit yours, now."

Now one thing that must be realized, Ino was a frisky drunk, and much like Hinata wasn't about to take no for an answer. Now this normally wouldn't have been a problem, because a much less tipsy Chouji (who took rather inhuman amounts of the drink to even buzz) or Shikamaru would have been there to restrain her, and get her home safely. Without the two of them there, Ino's drunken horniness was unfortunately running wild. There was a dick in her view, a very large one in fact, and she was going to have it; it didn't matter that it was attached to her best female friend.

Sakura, who had been game until she found out how serious Ino was about molesting her, tried to shuffle backwards away from her friend. But like with all things, alcohol isn't good for trying to escape an attack...unless of course, you're Lee. Coordination shot, she got tangled in her clothes, and tumbled to the floor. Ino was on her in a second, pinning her to the ground. Both girls moaned as the intoxicated blond began grinding into Sakura's slowly hardening cock. Despite the onslaught of pleasure she was feeling, and even through the haze of intoxication, Sakura noticed that Ino's grip was loosening the more she got into it. When she felt the stronger kunoichi's grasp slack enough, Sakura gave a good buck of her hips, causing Ino to cry out as her erection brushed Ino's clit. The blonde tipped over onto her side from Sakura's buck, and her disorientation from suddenly hitting the floor, gave Sakura the chance she needed.

Sakura, far too out of it to think straight, began searching for her clothes, instead of just cancelling the jutsu. Ino, who was rapidly recovering watched for a second, before grumbling. Highly annoyed at her friend's frigid and prudish nature, Ino gave a huff. Pushing herself to her knees, Ino directed a small glare to her friend.

'I didn' wanna hafta do this, Forehead, but you leave me no choice.' Ino thought, clumsily running through seals. Luckily for the blonde, Sakura had stumbled while trying to pull her panties back on. 'Shintenshin no Jutsu!' For a moment, the room was still; then suddenly Ino's body collapsed to the floor as Sakura's froze.

Ino blinked a few times as she tried to get her bearings. It took only a second to realize that she'd surprisingly succeeded. Performing the Shintenshin while drunk was not exactly the smartest of things she'd ever done, but it had worked. Grinning to herself, she stood to get an owner's view of her new accessory; or Sakura's at any rate. Ino reached down and groped the large, dangling appendage between Sakura's legs. It was so warm, and she could feel it pulsing too. Running her hand along the still mostly flaccid length, she let out moan. She could feel the length in her hand beginning to harden and the heat increase even more.

"Oh, that feels good." Ino moaned to herself. She continued to stroke Sakura's dick, subconsciously forcing her hips to thrust forward into her tightly gripping fist. All too soon, the slow, back and forth movement wasn't enough. Raising her hand up to mouth, Ino gathered some saliva before licking her palm, liberally coating it with spit. Wrapping the hand back around the cock, Ino again began to stroke, but this time, much faster. Breath heavy, Ino began putting her seduction lessons to work on the thick cock; twisting and pulling on Sakura's dick, applying chakra to the stroking fist, and even using her other hand, similarly coated with chakra, to play with the rather large testicles Sakura's jutsu had produced.

Ino let out a strained cry at the pleasure that was assaulting her. This was so much better than she'd thought it would be. No wonder boys were always thinking about their penises. Ino paused in her stroking to run the pad of Sakura's thumb over the slit at the end, and felt her knees go weak at the lance of pure yum that shot up her spine.

'Oh god, it feels so good.' Ino thought, taking the penis in two handed grip. 'I have to try cumming at least once. I just hope Sakura doesn't interrupt me before I get the chance to.'

Had she been paying more attention to her jutsu, and less to the cock in her hand, she'd have noticed that Sakura, who was once trying to claw her way back into control, had suddenly stopped doing so.

When Sakura had first felt Ino's jutsu wash over her, she'd immediately began to fight it. Without the help of her inner persona, whom she'd let go of years ago, fighting Ino's jutsu would be a little more difficult, even more so under the effects of alcohol, but not impossible. It wasn't until Ino began playing with her penis that Sakura found herself waning. Between the intoxication and pleasurable sensations, she was finding it hard to concentrate on the task at hand. It wasn't much longer before Sakura surrendered to the amazing feelings, and decided she wasn't exactly in a hurry to take back control.

With her now double-handed grip, Ino began moving her hands up and down at a furious pace. The sensations were becoming overwhelming, and the only thing she could think about was the light at the end of the tunnel. That's when she felt it...that tingle...that tenseness that preceded an orgasm. She collapsed to her knees, but couldn't stop her hands from moving, and pushing her closer and closer to the release she knew was coming. Ino alternated between panting and grunting as the pleasure continued to rapidly escalate. Finally, after a little longer, she was hit full bore with a spike of pleasure she hadn't known was possible.

"Ahhn!" She cried out, as a very intense orgasm hit. The cock in her hands spurted and twitched as it shot it's payload out over her hands, and onto the floor. Nearly a dozen voluminous spurts of thick, pearly fluid later, the spewing hose began to trickle down into a dribble that ran down over her hands. Ino sat kneeling on the living room floor of her loft, gasping for breath; her hands still wrapped around Sakura's dick, and gripping it tightly.

"That...was incredible." Ino said. Releasing the grip, Ino brought one of her hands to her face, and gave a clinical look at the mess coating her fingers. Curiosity set in eventually, and she brought one to her mouth and sucked it clean. "A little salty and tangy, but not too bad."

After a few moments of recovery, Ino stood and stretched. Ino slowly made her way over to where her body lay, and prepared to release her jutsu when she realized something. Even after such a powerful orgasm, she still had a lot of restless energy built up. It was almost like she wasn't yet satisfied, like she wanted...no needed, more. Eying her defenseless form, a sudden, crazy thought flittered through her mind. She'd always been just a little curious about how it was for guys, and after masturbating had proved to be so good, well her curiosity of intercourse only grew. Besides, she had all the parts needed, and a willing vagina, when was she likely ever to get a chance like this again.

Ino scooped her body up, and carried it into her bedroom. Once there, she deposited herself on the bed, and looked herself over. What she saw made her frown a bit. She'd always thought she was sexy, and from some of the looks she got, she knew it was mostly true. It was also true, that if Shikamaru took the effort to criticize something, then it was often most likely the truth as well. Only now, from another point of view, was she finally seeing what he'd been trying to tell her. She was slim, and had a great figure, but it was the sexy figure of a civilian girl, instead of a deadly kunoichi. She had foolishly sacrificed muscle tone and physical strength that was conducive with being a strong kunoichi in an effort to look good. Oh well, that was something to fix later. Right now, she was going to enjoy that vision of sexuality to the fullest.

Climbing up onto the bed behind her head, Ino began peeling the snug tee shirt off of her torso. The shirt- a simple white with a red heart that possessed angel wings sitting in the middle- belonged to Sakura, and was therefore stretched across the chest a bit. Taking care to fold the garment once removed, she unfastened the dark purple bra, thankful that she'd decided on a front clasping one. After sliding the garment off, Ino took a moment to flick one of her nipples, before crawling to the other end of the bed. She unfastened the jeans and pulled the zipper, before tugging the slightly snug, black pants down her long, toned legs.

Tossing them over her shoulder, she reached down, and grasped the waistband of her purple panties, and began easing the garments down. As Ino pulled her panties down her legs, she caught sight of something interesting. There was a thin string of girl cum connecting her panties to her slit. Holding up the removed garments, she found a rather prominent wet spot in the crotch.

'Huh, my panties are soaked.' Ino thought shocked. 'How did that happen?' She continued to puzzle the mystery for a moment as she started rubbing a finger up and down her wet slit. It wasn't until the huge, again fully erect, penis between her legs brushed her arm, that she got her answer. The reminder long ago from her father that whatever happened to the body she inhabited, happened to her own body, suddenly came to the forefront of her conscious thoughts. And considering the body she was currently in had just cum like crazy...

'Now that's convenient.' She thought, as she rubbed a finger up and down her own slit to try and gauge just how wet she was before she tried to stick Sakura's dick in. Ino pulled the finger away, and found that her cunny was more than ready to be filled. Ino situated herself between her body's legs, before pulling her hips flush against Sakura's. Taking erection in hand, Ino placed it at her entrance, and pushed the tip through.

Again the thought that she was about to have sex with herself flit through her mind, giving her pause. Still, while she was weirded out about what she was about to do, her drunken mind again came to the rescue with reasons for why it was a good idea. Decision made, she also decided to stop stalling, before she talked herself out of doing it.

"Hehe, I'm about to pop my own cherry." Ino giggled drunkenly from Sakura's body.

Taking hold of her unresponsive hips, Ino thrust Sakura's length forward into herself, and let out a harsh gasp. The overwhelming cacophony of sensations that hit her was like a punch to the gut, and took her breath away. Ino froze where she was. She knew that if she moved even a centimeter, she was going to go off prematurely. Ino couldn't believe how good it felt. She'd already cum moments ago, and yet here she was, about to do it again so soon after entering.

After several moments, Ino began to move slowly. She let out several shuddering gasps as she slid in and out, trying not to become so overwhelmed by the pleasure. She couldn't help but marvel at how hot, tight, and wet she was. The wet sheath gripped the invading cock so snugly; she thought it was going to break off. Ino continued her slow, steady, in and out movements, trying to get more of the sizable meat hammer in with each thrust. She stared in morbid fascination as her body's fluids spilled from her vagina each time she pulled out. She'd never thought it possible for her own pussy to get that wet. Not really paying attention to more than the spilling fluids, and the pleasure that was radiating through her borrowed body, Ino made a 'grk' sound as she finally pushed the considerable length she controlled all the way in, and bumped against something.

'Oh my god, is that my cervix?' Ino thought. 'I-I'm actually so deep I reached my womb.' Her breath began to speed up. 'I-I can't take this anymore. I have to cum.'

With that thought in mind, Ino began to speed up her thrusts. She was unprepared, though, for the sheer amount of sensations that fell upon her at this action. The increased speed increased the delicious friction, and gave her whole new appreciation for having a dick. Before too long, she was thrusting as hard and as fast as she could in search of release. Leaning down until Sakura's breasts were rubbing against her own, she tucked her arms under her own limp ones, and gripped her body's shoulders. It didn't hurt that Sakura's rather prominent nipples were incredibly sensitive, and were rubbing her own adding to the pleasure she felt.

Ino desperately thrust her hips forward with all her might, trying to find that sweet nirvana. She clutched desperately at her limp, unresponsive body as she shoved Sakura's dick as far in as she could go. Ino cried out her pleasure with each powerful thrust of her hips, until it was all too much, and she finally came with a strangled cry into the crook of her own neck.

"AANNGH!!!" The next few moments for Ino were disorienting. She went from the unimaginable pleasure of ejaculating into a warm, wet, tight vagina, to the feeling of being stuffed full, with something warm, wet, and creamy being pumped into her at a rapid rate, and a lingering soreness that was just hanging around in the background. She once again took a couple moments to regain her bearings, when she realized that she was back in her own body, and Sakura was laying on top of her twitching and still clutching her like a lifeline. Sakura's grip then loosened, and the girl fell limp on top of her. After a moment, the girl climbed up onto her elbows, and green eyes met blue.

"I-Ino?" Said young woman blushed. "God, that was so...so...I can't even describe it."

"Yeah, now I know why guys are so obsessed with sex all the time." Sakura blushed, and nodded.

"Ne, Ino, can we do it again?" Sakura gives Ino a bashful glance. "I-I kinda wanna try it myself this time."

"Okay, but hang on a second, I'm still a little sore." Ino winced as Sakura pulled out of her. "What is it with me and big dicks popping my cherries? First Naruto in my butt, and now yours in my pussy. I just don't learn, do I?" Both girls giggled.

"Sorry Ino." Sakura said, still breathing heavily.

"Not your fault, especially considering I did it to myself." Ino shrugged. "Besides, this will give me a chance to finally try some of that stuff we learned about seduction on the real thing."

"I thought you and Naruto, you know." Ino shook her head.

"We didn't have time to do more than get me ready, and stick it in. And with Naruto's size, I definitely wouldn't have been opposed to more time to lube it properly." Sakura blushed, but nodded. "Okay, lie down, and spread your legs some."

Sakura did as told, and blushed when Ino climbed to her knees, and settled between her legs; and even further when Ino lowered her body onto Sakura's. Sakura licked her lips as Ino's head stopped just a few centimeters above her own. She could feel Ino's warm breath caress her lips, almost taste the sweetness that was the inside of Ino's mouth. Ino's warmth and weight atop her was oddly comforting to her enflamed body, and she felt strangely whole.

Ino couldn't help the gasp and shudder that came when she felt Sakura's thick, half-hard cock pressed against her stomach as she laid on top of her best friend. Seeing Sakura lick her lips, almost as if in anticipation, just added to the erotic tension coiling inside her. Ino lowered her head the rest of the way, and pressed her lips to Sakura's.

Two pairs of soft lips danced sensually against one another. As they did so, Ino slipped a hand between their bodies, and began to pinch and tweak one of Sakura's somewhat large, prominent nipples. A little known fact, is that Sakura has very sensitive nipples. It was the reason that she was never allowed solo missions, due to the fact that she would never be able to resist any kind of sexual interrogation were she to ever be captured. A benefit of that for the kunoichi, one she shared with Hinata and Shizune, was that her unnatural sensitivity meant she'd never be given a courtesan mission, or any others like them. On the down side, she had to have special numbing seals stitched into all of her breast bindings and bras.

It was also because of this, that when Ino pinched her nipple, Sakura's back bent as she let out a loud cry of pleasure. Sakura's cry, while muffled by the kiss, gave Ino the opening she needed to deepen it. Ino's tongue invaded Sakura's mouth, savoring that unique Sakura flavor she hadn't tasted since they were pre-teens practicing kissing. At the time, she'd been pretending that Sakura was really Sasuke. Now, she was kissing Sakura, and she wasn't bothering to pretend she was with anyone else. Her tongue was molesting Sakura Haruno's, and she was enjoying it, damn it.

All too soon, the need to breathe started to lessen the sensuality of the kiss, so Ino broke it. Ino wasn't sure how to react when Sakura's hand came up to her head, and pulled her back down, but when a soft hand began to softly knead the flesh of her plump rear, Ino moaned. This time it was Sakura whose tongue went on the attack. Ino was surprised just how aggressive Sakura's plundering of her mouth was, but was determined not to let Sakura beat her. She pinched Sakura's nipple again throwing the girl off, and once again, Ino took control of their kiss. As Ino broke the kiss, she captured Sakura's bottom lip with her teeth, and tugged gently as she pulled away; her thumb and forefinger mirrored the action with her nipple, only less gently. Sakura let out another cry, and Ino felt the large, pulsing, flesh log between them twitch.

"Oh, you liked that, did you?" Ino crooned, grinning lustfully down at her friend. "Well how about we move onto something even better?" She punctuated this by chastely kissing Sakura, before trailing kisses along her jaw. Ino laid a trail of soft, gentle kisses down to Sakura's throat, before using the tip of her tongue to tease the pulse point of her jugular. A somewhat wicked grin crossed Ino's pretty face as an idea came to her. She found a nice, highly visible, spot on Sakura's neck, and started nibbling, licking, and sucking it hard enough to bruise. After a few moments of this, Ino pulled back to view her handiwork, and grinned at the mark that was forming. It was going to be a beauty of a hickey, of that she was certain. Ino went back to work on Sakura's neck, but swiftly restarted her descent.

Ino kissed down Sakura's modest cleavage, sucking the flesh from the insides of the small globes into her mouth, before running her tongue along the inner curves. Sakura gasped at the nice feeling. She gave a shuddered breath of anticipation as Ino's kisses came around to the front of her left breast. Ino paused in her sensual lip work, and nuzzled Sakura's puckering nipple with her nose. Sakura moaned lightly at the touch on her sensitive bud. She let out a hiss of delight when Ino began planting kisses to her areola, in a circle around her nipple. Two revolutions after the first, Ino's tongue peeked out and began rubbing the area. Starting on the edge of her areola, she moved her tongue in a spiral pattern until she was rubbing the tip of Sakura's nipple with the tip of her tongue.

"Ohhh." Sakura cried in pleasure. Ino sucked the entire nipple into her mouth one time, before pulling back with a grin. Leaning back in, Ino ran the tip of her tongue around Sakura's areola again. After completing the circle, she flattened her tongue, and ran her taste buds along the same course. Sakura's cries became louder, her exclamations of pleasure echoing off the walls of Ino's bedroom. Not once did Ino's tongue stop as she went from circling the nub, to slowly flicking it back and forth with the flat of her tongue.

Ino gently bit down on the taut nipple, and began to pull it gently. While she was doing this, she also began to slurp the nipple as much as she could, while again rapidly flicking her tongue back and forth over Sakura's nub. Sakura fisted Ino's sheets as she was brought almost to the cusp of climax, just from having her nipple stimulated. When she finally released the bud, and switched to the other, Sakura was somewhat glad. It was so sensitive at that moment, that it was almost starting to hurt. It wasn't ignored though, as Ino's dexterous fingers soon began to play with it.

Ino flicked her tongue over Sakura's other highly sensitive bud. At the same time, she was slurping at Sakura's nipple; the double torture, along with the fingers rubbing, pinching, and pulling her other nipple, causing the pink haired Chuunin's back to arc. If Ino kept going as she was, her right nipple was well on its way to being just as hyper-stimulated as her left.

While Ino continued to suck, nip, pinch, and pull at Sakura's breast caps, Sakura's cock had returned to its turgid state, and become entrenched between the blonde's own mounds. The light movement of her breasts along Sakura's penis caused her to moan, and raise her hips, involuntarily thrusting between Ino's breasts. Ino pulled back when she noticed the warm length rubbing between her breasts.

"Is that what you want?" Ino taunted lustily. Ino gathered some saliva into her mouth, and let it drizzle down onto the head of Sakura's penis. Sakura let out a gasp as the oral fluid splashed against the head of her cock, and slid down the shaft. Once she felt that Sakura was sufficiently lubricated, she cupped her breasts together, and slid Sakura's cock up between them. She couldn't help the grin that came at the moan her longtime friend issued.

Smothering Sakura's appendage as much as she could, Ino began to slide up and down the length, kissing the tip of Sakura's penis every time it poked through. After a bit of this, she began moving her breasts in opposite seesaw directions, savoring both the surprisingly pleasant feelings shooting through her breasts, and the look of rapture on Sakura's face as she stroked the appendage. Still, Ino soon realized that her breasts just weren't big enough for a penis this big. Besides, this wasn't nearly as fun as she'd heard it would be.

"Hmm, I think you might be a bit too big for even my breasts." Ino commented as she rubbed her breasts back and forth over Sakura. "I bet Hinata's would smother it properly, but I doubt she'd let us play with them unless Naruto got to have his way with all three of us afterwards as a reward." Ino snickered when Sakura's cock started violently twitching between her breasts at the comment. Seems like Sakura enjoyed her little tryst with Naruto; definitely something to think about later. She could just imagine herself and Sakura growing dicks, and then, with Naruto, triple teaming Hinata and her amazing breasts. Then after the jutsu wore off, or got released, Naruto could fuck all three of them bowlegged. One must realize, it was doubtful she'd have been thinking like this had she been less intoxicated.

"Well this is getting boring." Giving Sakura a mischievous grin, and letting the penis slip from between her soft globes, Ino added. "Oh well, I'd rather try sucking it anyway."

Ino gripped Sakura's shaft, and began to pump the turgid flesh slowly. The pace was purposefully slow, and teasing. She wanted to see just how far she could push her friend before making her scream. When Sakura's hips came off the bed, Ino smirked. She then pinched Sakura's taut rear end before pushing her hips back to the bed.

"Ah, ah, ah, Pinky, this is my show now." Ino tsked. She gently pinched the head of Sakura's cock as she added. "You're throbbing like crazy, Sakura. You must want this really bad. Don't worry, Ino-sama's gonna make you feel real good. All you gotta do is tell me what you want."

The warm breath ghosting over Sakura's cock was driving her crazy. The fact that Ino's had was moving far too slowly up and down her shaft wasn't helping at all. Trying to thrust her cock up into Ino's hand was out as well, because the blonde was holding her down. Desperately wanting, no needing to feel something, Sakura threw her pride to the wind.

"Please, Ino." She begged.

"I want to, I really do, but you haven't told me what to do yet." Ino again teased. She knew that Sakura would probably pay her back later for this, but she was having too much fun right now. The pinkette let out a strained cry, before taking a deep breath to try and calm her frazzled nerves.

"Please, Ino, suck it." Sakura cried, as she again tried to thrust into Ino's hand. "Suck my dick." Ino licked her lips, and brought them to just above the tip of Sakura's cock.

"Okay sweetie, but remember, you asked for it." Gripping the stiff tool in her right hand, Ino licked the underside of the head softly, getting a feel for the taste. Deciding that it was okay, she repeated the action, only this time more firmly. Ino opened her grip so that the underside of Sakura's shaft was clear, and ran her tongue from the tip all the way down, and back up. She followed this by swirling her tongue around the bulbous tip, relishing in the other girl's reactions.

Regardless of the fact that her mind was so consumed with pleasure she couldn't possibly think straight, had Sakura been asked to describe what she was feeling at the moment, she'd have never been able to. The feeling of Ino's spongy appendage running along the length of her penis, and twirling around the top was so good she couldn't put it into words. Her hands were already fisting the sheets, and Ino hadn't even put it in her mouth yet.

Finally deciding she was finished playing, Ino pressed the flat of her tongue against the tip of Sakura's cock, earning a rather sharp twitch that forced her to take a firmer grip or risk messing up her flow. Once she had it, she let her tongue flow like syrup downward along the underside; Ino's tongue enveloped the hot pulsing flesh like a hot dog as more and more of it slid between her lips. Once she'd taken about a third of it in, Ino closed her lips tightly around the portion she held, and sucked heartily as she pulled back; her tongue flicking back and forth on the underside as she retracted the sensitive flesh.

Once she reached the tip, Ino replaced her tongue, and repeated the action. After a couple more times, she paused with just the head in her mouth, and instead of placing her tongue back at the tip, she bobbed her head back down, effectively removing the starting step. Before too long, she'd stopped repeating the motions, and was slowly, but steadily bobbing her head. As her soft lips ran up and down Sakura's shaft, Ino's hand and tongue were a flurry of action; the latter rubbing and massaging every centimeter of Sakura's flesh captured by her lips. The former stroking what was outside in a twisting motion that added to the pleasure.

With a loud slurp, Ino retracted until Sakura's head left her mouth with a soft pop. Ino began placing wet, open mouth kisses on the head, before moving along the underbelly of the girthy pussy pleaser. Her lips travelled down to the base and back up several times, before finally returning to the head, where Ino's final kiss, turned into a strong suck. When she took Sakura's turgid length back into her mouth, Ino led with her tongue as she swallowed just over half the thick shaft.

Sakura cried out in pleasure, and her hips involuntarily thrust forward, as half her length was engulfed in Ino's mouth. Sakura ran her fingers through the hair on Ino's bobbing head. As Ino pumped her shaft with those amazing lips, Sakura began having rather odd thoughts about Ino and dating. If this is what it felt like, she had no problems being the boy in the relationship.

Ino pulled completely back again with another loud slurp, and began placing open mouth kisses along the length of Sakura's cock. This time when she got to the base, she kept her southward movement going, and placed a kiss right between Sakura's rather sizable testicles. Sticking her tongue out, Ino ran it up between Sakura's balls, before sucking some of the crinkly skin into her mouth. She then caressed back down, and up again before placing an open mouth kiss between them again. Taking the left into her mouth, she gave the testicle a soft, then firm, suck before letting it slip free. Ino moved onto the right, giving it a strong suck before running her tongue back and forth; right to left. Ino's tongue continued in a fluid motion, and came back up to flick between the two sensitive sperm factories. After another soft suck on the skin between, Ino began trailing soft kisses back up Sakura's shaft.

Ino gave Sakura's head a gentle nip, before she leaned back in to resume her work. Ino had to admit that the feel of Sakura's cock on her tongue was becoming rather intoxicating, and she began to suck her harder, and deeper to get more. Remembering one of the more interesting tricks she'd learned, Ino channeled chakra to her mouth and throat, and began to slowly and steadily take more of Sakura in on each downward bob.

Sakura could only remember two things that had ever felt as good as this. The first was when Anko had used that jutsu to lengthen her tongue, and stuck it up her rear end. The second had been whatever the hell that vibrating finger thing was that Naruto had done to her clit. And as luck would have it, they both happened the same night, and at the same time. Soon, thinking became impossible, as Ino opened her throat and took Sakura deeper. The tight, constricting feeling of Ino's throat, combined with the ripples from her swallowing motions to keep it down, were proving far too good. She could feel a tingle in her balls, and that fire in her belly that screamed huge orgasm. Not wanting to just surprise Ino with what she figured would be a rather messy gusher, Sakura tried to warn her friend/lover for the night.

"Uhn, Ino, I'm about to cum." Sakura felt the soft lips pull away from her dick with a wet plop, and groaned slightly in disappointment.

"Not yet, Sakura, I wanna play some more." Ino crooned, and pulled away to allow Sakura time to calm down. Not enough to let a certain painful condition set in, but enough that she wasn't about cum too quickly.

As Ino stroked the humongous cock in her hand, she had to admit that their instructor had been right. This was only as degrading as you convinced yourself it would be. From the way she'd acting, and all the noises her best friend her been producing, Ino felt it was somewhat empowering. Having this much control over someone, knowing that this was her doing, that it was she that was the cause of Sakura's condition. Yeah, definitely an ego stroker for sure.

Ino levied a slow sensuous lick from the base to the tip. Starting at the base, she began rapidly flicking her tongue back and forth, moving slowly up the thick tube a little for every few flicks. Once at the tip again, she sucked hard on the head of Sakura's cock; at the same time sliding the tip of her tongue through the slit at the end. Ino tightened her grip, and continued stroking as she pulled back to moisten her lips for what she was going to do next.

She saw a bead of pre-cum appear, and licked it, relishing the salty, bittersweet taste. She was suddenly overcome by a new need to taste more, and Ino could tell it wouldn't take much more to get it. Sakura's eyes were screwed shut, her teeth were clenched just as tightly, her toes were curling in on themselves, and her hands were fisted in her sheets hard enough to nearly tear the fabric. When the pre-cum started coming, Ino knew Sakura was getting close.

Ino continued to lick and suck on the head until she felt Sakura's shaft jump in her hand. She knew what that meant; Sakura was about to pop a major cork, and damn soon. She gripped the stiff, nearly wrist thick dick in her fist, and squeezing it tighter, began to increase the speed of both her mouth and hand. Hand still moving, Ino pulled back, and circled the head with her tongue. She gave Sakura's organ a long lick from base to tip, taking it back in, and sucking the head like a straw. Ino smirked around Sakura's dick, and suddenly, her hand and mouth were moving as fast as she could get them to go without causing either of them any discomfort.

Ino could feel Sakura's pre-cum spilling into her mouth more rapidly now, and grinned at what she knew was only moments away. Judging from the sheer amount fluid of she'd felt being pumped into her before, Ino doubted she could swallow it all, but that didn't mean she wasn't going to try. She licked the slit at the tip before sucking the bulbous head again, as if trying to coax Sakura's orgasm from her sooner. She was rewarded as the cock in her mouth jumped again, and began to swell, loosening her grip.

"Ino!" Sakura cried, as her thick cock cream flowed forth.

Ino swallowed as much of it as she could, but there was so much. Every time she'd gulp down a sizable chunk of it, her mouth began to fill again. Ino realized that her mouth was filling faster than she could swallow, so she had to pull away. The cum in her mouth was so thick and creamy, it was sticking to her tongue and gums like peanut butter. A couple good spurts landed on her breasts and stomach before she cleared her mouth. Once done though, she took Sakura back in, and rode out the last of her orgasm, which was thankfully tapering off. Tightening her grip, she pumped Sakura's cock as she sucked the tip, making sure she got everything Sakura's orgasm had to offer.

"Dear Kami that was amazing." Sakura uttered, still twitching, and gasping for breath. "I'm almost tempted to try and find a way to keep this thing so I can get more of those."

"Glad you enjoyed that, now it's my turn." Ino said, sitting back on her elbows, and spreading her legs. Sakura, once she finally recovered from the intense pleasure, sat up and stared almost lovingly at her friend. When Ino made to scoop up the sperm on her chest, Sakura's hand darted out and stopped her. Giving her a wicked grin, the pinkette taunted.

"Don't be such a pig, Ino." She said. "Don't worry; I'll clean it up for you."

Settling herself between Ino's legs, Sakura leaned down, and placed a soft kiss on both of Ino's inner thighs. She darted her tongue out, and swiped at some of the juices produced by her friend, and marveled at the tangy taste. Placing her tongue right beneath the glob of thick cream trailing down Ino's torso, Sakura ran her tongue up the trail, licking the splattered cum from Ino's stomach and chest. Taking a moment to savor the taste, Sakura decided she rather liked it. It was almost as good as Ino's juices. That thought got Sakura to wondering how they'd taste together. She grinned when she remembered that Ino still had a crotch full of her cum, so she'd get to try it in a bit. For now though, it was her turn to tease.

After cleaning the splattered seed, Sakura kissed up Ino's torso, before capturing the blonde's lips. The kiss was immediately deepened, Sakura tasting her recent orgasm on Ino's tongue as it massaged her own. Ino tried to take the lead, but Sakura wouldn't let her.

"Uh, Uh, Ino, you had your fun, now it's my turn." Sakura said. "Come on, Ino, just relax and let me make you feel good; like you did to me." Ino wasn't exactly in favor of letting Sakura have control of things, it wasn’t in her nature; but she was curious what Sakura could do, so squashed her bossy nature for just a bit, and nodded.

Leaning back in, Sakura captured Ino's lips in another kiss, and this time Ino let her take charge. The kiss was much more sensual than when Ino led it, filled with a tenderness reserved for one's spouse. As her lips moved with Ino's, Sakura brought her hand up, and began to caress Ino's breast. Ino softly moaned into the kiss as the pinkette cupped and kneaded the soft mounds, and ran her thumb across the sensitive buds. Sakura broke the kiss, but continued to play with her friends breasts. Ino's warm breath ghosted over her lips and face, and Sakura could still smell her orgasm on Ino's breath.

Sakura wasted little time going back in to devour Ino's lips. When air became essential again, Sakura began trailing kisses down to Ino's throat. Knowing that she would be sporting a mark from Ino, Sakura decided to return the favor. Capturing Ino's throat in her mouth, Sakura sucked and nibbled hard enough to leave a bruise. She pulled back and restarted several times to make sure that her work took, grinning when the trio of bruises began to form. After that, she licked the marks, before trailing her tongue down to Ino's breasts.

When Sakura's tongue reach Ino's stiffened nipple, she flicked it back and forth a couple times before sucking it into her mouth. Pulling back a bit from the deep sucks, Sakura began swirling her tongue around Ino's nipple, followed by again sucking the taut bud into her mouth. Sakura continued this pattern for a few more moments, before switching to Ino's other breast. While her technique was a lot simpler than Ino's, it was no less effective. Pulling back again, Sakura returned to her descent of Ino's torso, pausing only shortly to play with Ino's belly button. While Sakura was more than capable of teasing Ino's breasts just as thoroughly as Ino had done to her (though admittedly Ino's results were much greater due to her own over-sensitivity), she was more than just a little anxious of tasting Ino's sweet nectar.

Sakura settled down between Ino's legs, and grinned at the glistening folds. While much of the thick seed that had filled her friend had spilled out, she could see that there was still quite a bit left, and that it was mixing with Ino's juices. Leaning in, Sakura decided to tease Ino a bit. Sakura opened her mouth just a bit, and blew a warm breath over Ino's wet vagina and clit. She puckered her lips, and the air turned from warm to cool without stopping, causing Ino to gasp. Sakura took a few moments to blow the cool air over Ino's clit and make her squirm, but the desire to taste was too strong.

What Sakura did next involved absolutely no skill at all. Pressing her tongue at Ino's opening, Sakura plunged in, tongue first, and began slurping and licking as much of her own cum out of Ino as she could find. Sakura greedily devoured the combined fluids, finding the flavor almost intoxicating. Ino moaned loudly as Sakura licked, sucked, and slurped away at her flower, before groaning at the lack of any real oomph. Sure it felt really good, but there was only random pleasure, nothing to even start pushing her towards climax.

"Damn it, Forehead, do it right." Ino complained, catching Sakura's attention.

"Sorry, but we tasted pretty good together; I got a little carried away." Sakura gave her lover a grin. "Be warned, piggy, you won't know what hit you by the time I'm finished."

Sakura licked around Ino's juice covered crotch, before perching her tongue at the base of the moistened slit. With a single long, loud slurp, she ran her tongue from bottom to top, wrapped her lips around and teased Ino's clit, before making her way back down to the bottom. Sakura followed this by placing open mouthed kisses to Ino's lips, inside her folds, and even on her clit; all the while making sure to try and collect some of her juices with each kiss. Sakura slowly ran her tongue up and down Ino's folds, before wrapping her lips around the opening, and sucking at the juices that were coming out.

Sakura brought her hand up, and using the pointer and middle fingers, spread Ino's lips. She leaned in, and gave a lick to the pink flesh her actions revealed. Her tongue laved back and forth, bathing the sensitive flesh in saliva, before moving up to tease her clit. Circling, flicking, Sakura worked the sensitive bud over, before moving back down, and giving Ino a good, strong slurp at her opening with pursed lips. Sakura's tongue next darted back out, and began to trace the rim of Ino's opening. Almost in a Narutoesque fashion, Sakura kept going back and forth randomly between Ino's opening and clit; further adding to the randomness by giving hard or soft sucks, and swift flicks, or slow licks.

When Sakura had reached Ino's bud again, she gave it a swift flick with her tongue, then a nice, long slurp that lasted for several seconds. It was now Ino's turn to arch her back, and buck her hips. It was almost like Sakura was sucking Ino's hips up off the bed by her clit. Sakura released Ino's clit with a soft pop, and watched amused as Ino collapsed back to the bed with a slight twitch. She hadn't climaxed yet, but she was getting there fast. Licking her lips, Sakura decided to finish her friend off.

Sakura rolled her tongue around Ino's clit again, this time brushing it with soft, gentle strokes. As she was doing this, she brought her left hand up, and ran her thumb over the leaking hole. Once the pad of left thumb had been coated in juices, she switched the positions of thumb and mouth. With her wet thumb, she started gently rubbing Ino's clit in circles. Phase one...complete. Bringing her right hand up, she used the pointer and middle fingers of right hand to spread Ino's lips again, and inserted her tongue into the soaking wet pot. Once she was as deep as she could go, she began thrusting her tongue in and out of Ino.

Sakura felt Ino grasp her head, and try to pull her closer to increase the penetration of her tongue. As she felt her partner's fingers intertwined in her hair, Sakura couldn't help the smirk that formed when she decided to give Ino just what she wanted. She'd never admit it to anyone, but she'd learned a lot from both her assailants the night she'd been tag-teamed by Anko and Naruto. What she was about to do was something that she was pretty sure both she and Naruto had learned; although admittedly she hadn't learned it until she was reliving the memories later with Ino. Removing her hands, she swiftly ran through a set of three seals, before replacing them.

Sakura could feel Ino's grip on her tighten as her tongue grew in length and width. Her tongue writhed, flicked, and twisted, licking the insides of Ino's walls diligently. She even used the tip of her tongue to circle the opening of Ino's cervix. Ino cried out in pleasure, and bucked into Sakura's mouth. Phase two...complete.

"Kami, Sakura, where'd you pick that up?" Ino said, gasping, and fisting her hair.

"You cah pank A'ko and Nah'to por bhat." Okay, so she'd admit what she'd learned that night to Ino while drunk. Besides, Ino was the only person, other than the three participants, who knew about that night, and only because she'd had Ino mind walk her the next day to find out what had happened, and how. She doubted Ino understood what she said though, considering that her tongue was still lodged inside Ino.

Sakura pulled her tongue from Ino's tight cavern, and Ino's eyes widened at the sight of it. Sakura wagged the large appendage at Ino, gaining a look of utmost lust from the blonde. While she taunted her, Sakura stuck a finger into Ino's soaked passage, and began thrusting it in and out. Ino moaned, but just as she was getting into it, Sakura withdrew it. She groaned in disappointment, until Sakura's lengthened tongue was stuffed back in, causing her back to arch again. While Ino was again distracted by this, Sakura took her liberally coated finger, and placed it at her lover's puckered backdoor. Ino's hips again came off the bed- pressed firmly into Sakura's still working mouth- when said finger slipped past her sphincter, and began massaging her colon. Both of Ino's hands fisted were fisted in Sakura's hair, much like Sakura had done just minutes before with the sheets.

Between the gentle pressure rubbing her clit, the large, wet, writhing appendage caressing deeply within her wet cavern, and Sakura's finger sawing in and out of her rectum, Ino was being pushed rapidly and steadily towards climax. When Sakura increased the pressure on her clitoris, and added another finger into her posterior- all the while massaging her sweet spot inside with her engorged tongue- Ino could hold back no longer. With a bellowed grunt, Ino came...hard. Had Sakura's huge tongue not been filling her cavity, there was a very good chance that Ino would have squirted. While Ino rode out her orgasm, Sakura took great pleasure in sucking up the nectar that the blonde was freely spilling.

Licking her lips of the juices coating them, Sakura gave Ino's slit another soft lick, making the blonde shiver. Looking down at the blonde, Sakura could say without much doubt, that Ino's lightly perspiring body in the throes of passion was the most beautiful thing she'd seen to date. When Ino had calmed, and gotten her breathing mostly under control, she turned lust filled eyes up to Sakura.

"No words, Sakura, none at all." She said, still breathing heavily.

"You ready to go again?" Sakura asked, reaching between her legs, and rubbing her cock. "I'm so hard now, I can't stand it."

"Yeah, I'm ready. Come on and fuck me, Forehead." Ino retorted, then gave a loud squeak when Sakura nipped her clit.

Smirking, Sakura began kissing her way back up Ino's body. When their lips met again, Sakura grasped her cock to line up for entry. Suddenly, Ino jerked, and flipped them so that she was on top. After a small bit of vertigo, Sakura found herself laying on her back looking up at Ino. Reaching between them, Ino took Sakura's thick tool in hand, and pressed the head at her opening. Her outer lips parted, Ino slipped the head in, before sliding down slowly, and whimpering in pleasure as her lips and walls opened for Sakura's probing length.

Sakura moaned aloud as her erection disappeared into Ino's hot, wet depths. Having only just lost her virginity earlier that evening, Ino was still incredibly tight, and the sensation was playing havoc on her nerves. Sakura's hand slid up Ino's silky smooth thigh, and perched on her hips as Ino rocked back and forth atop her. As her hand moved up Ino's body towards her breasts, Ino grabbed her hands, and locked their fingers. Sakura suddenly found her hands pinned above her head, and Ino leaning down to capture her lips in a steamy kiss.

She didn't realize it due to all the feelings being generated in her groin, but there was more than just lust in Ino's kiss. There was a tenderness and desire usually reserved for the one you loved. Had Sakura been able to recognize it for what it was, she'd have probably also realized that Ino probably didn't even realize she was doing it. She also missed when Ino released her hands, and the fact that her hands hadn't moved from where Ino had placed them.

Ino moaned as Sakura's cock filled what felt like every last millimeter of her pussy. The slow stretch had been a bit painful at first, but now it felt wonderful. Sakura's cock felt perfect, like it somehow belonged inside her. Ino lifted her hips up, slowly pulling back until only the head of Sakura's member was inside, before gently pushing them back down. It didn't take but a couple repeats before Ino realized that was going to end the night far too soon for both of them. Instead, she set a slow, grinding pace as she rocked her hips back and forth over the stiff shaft.

For Sakura, the sensations were so wonderful that her mind was just a little unfocused. What little she was able to do it with, she used to finally guide her hands. Slow caresses of Ino's thighs, led her hands up to the blonde's slim, yet rounded hips. Sakura found herself surprised when her hands moved up to cup Ino's breasts, and weren't stopped. Looking up at the nice sized mounds she was playing with, she could see them bouncing with each of Ino's movements. Sakura licked her lips, the desire to suck on those breasts finding its way into her mind.

Working to gain her balance through the pleasure generated by Ino's gyrations, Sakura propped herself up into a sitting position. Leaning in, she swiftly sucked one Ino's nipples into her mouth greedily, as if she was trying to get milk from it. As her tongue moved, Sakura brought her arms up and began rubbing Ino's back. Those rubbing hands soon slipped down to Ino's behind, trying guide Ino's thrusts, and gain a deeper penetration. The two girls cried out in pleasure when Sakura succeeded, but it didn't seem to be enough for one of them. Sakura could feel Ino's tight vaginal walls flutter around her shaft as it penetrated deeply. Sakura gave a loud, whimpered moan into her neck at the intense feelings.

Suddenly, Sakura wrapped her arms around Ino, and hugged her tightly. Of their own accord, Sakura's hips started their own movement against Ino, who was gyrated back and forth in her lap. Sakura could feel something slowly building, but the pleasure from Ino's slow pace just didn't seem like enough to get the job done. Sakura suddenly rolled over on top of Ino, never once relinquishing her tight hold on her blonde lover, and began thrusting into Ino. The pace was fast and hard from the very first thrust.

"Ah!" Ino cried out, her toes curling; arms and legs holding onto her pink haired lover tightly.

While startled at first, Ino soon lost herself in the surprising pleasure of Sakura's hard, deep thrusts. Ino tried to stall her lover when Sakura started breathing heavily, and speeding up the pace of her thrusts. This was made difficult by the fact that Sakura's thrusts were hitting her in just the right spot to take her breath away, and damage her train of thought. When Sakura's deep, probing penetrations started to become erratic, they started losing some of their pleasure potency, and Ino was able to get a coherent thought formed.

Given the frantic, almost desperate, nature of Sakura's thrusts- having experienced the same thing earlier- Ino knew what was about to happen. Realizing that she wasn't nearly as close, she tried to get Sakura's attention, tried to tell her lover to slow down. Sakura, too absorbed in the insanely wonderful pleasures rocketing through her temporary appendage, didn't hear her. The pinkette kept thrusting, hard and deep, with everything her hips could muster.

When even that didn't work, Ino realized that she'd have to do something that wasn't easily ignored in favor of pleasure. Raising her hand, she brings it down hard on Sakura's taut behind; but that sadly had the opposite effect of what she wanted. Little known fact, the Pudendal nerve in the buttocks is a direct line of sensation from the butt to the tip of the penis (and the clitoris in women). The spike of pleasure that resulted from the slap of Ino's hand pushed Sakura that last little bit into bliss. Sakura let out a sound that was somewhere between a whimper and a strangled cry, before shaking uncontrollably in release.

Ino tightly clutched Sakura's glistening body as the pinkette pressed against her cervix, and erupted inside her. Ino groaned as she felt herself open just enough for Sakura's seed to easily flood her womb. The feeling of liquid heat filling her belly was amazing, but given her lack of orgasm, also annoying. Ino rolled her eyes before snapping.

"Awfully selfish of you, Forehead; cumming by yourself." Sakura's breath hitched, and looked at Ino with a bashful blush, but Ino just kissed her. "Well at least you're still hard. Roll over, and let me handle things, okay."

The two rolled until Ino was back on top. Taking charge again, and Ino slowed the pace some from Sakura's frantic rush, but still kept a mild rhythm. With that first shot out of the way, Sakura was now able to keep a hold on her patience.

Ino slowly rocked her hips back and forth; the pleasure from the feeling of fullness she got from Sakura's cock permeating mind and body. She couldn't help but vocally express her pleasure as it worked its way in and out of her. Ino bent forwards and pressed a soft kiss to Sakura's parted lips, engaging Sakura's tongue only for a moment, before pulling back and nibbling on her lower lip for a moment. When the tip of Sakura's cock brushed a sweet spot, she sat back up and cried out at the sudden, very deep intrusion.

Ino let her head fall back, and began teasing her breasts, moaning aloud as she paid special attention to her painfully stiff nipples. Sakura could only gaze up in awe of Ino's sweat glistened form glowing erotically in the dim light provided by the moon. She'd been wrong before; this was the most sensually beautiful thing she'd ever seen in her life. Not trusting herself to not do something to ruin it, Sakura just let her hands settle on Ino's hips, and let the blonde slowly, and gently ride them both to bliss.

It was several minutes later when both of them began to feel that burning coil.

Sakura lay on her back, panting loudly as she neared another massive climax. The one that had come from Ino's succulently soft lips, and the one that had been triggered by Ino's slap on her ass had been amazing, but this one was shaping up to top both. She didn't know how Ino was doing it, but she could feel Ino's pussy flexing and relaxing in time with her pelvic thrusts; loosening when it gobbled her length, and tightening when she pulled back. It was just like Ino's blowjob, but with her pussy, and Sakura was again becoming quickly overwhelmed by the sensations. Her head swam when Ino leaned forward, and gently bit her nipple, the smirk on the blonde's face easily one of the sexiest things she'd ever seen.

Ino began feeling that slow coil that signified that she was closing in on her orgasm as well, and knew it was going to be a big one. She knew that her current speed wouldn't give her that last push she needed, so Ino sped up her hip movements; she just hoped that Sakura would last long enough for them both to cum this time. As she started speeding up, Ino braced herself to get the maximum thrust from her hip roll. One hand moved up by Sakura's chest, two fingers pinching and pulling at one of Sakura's sensitive, and enflamed, nipples; the other one behind her on the bed keeping her from falling backwards. Once she had her position set, Ino leant her torso back just a bit, and began moving her hips back and forth with as much speed as she could muster.

Sakura cried out in ecstasy. The impressive length and girth of her temporary appendage buried deep within her best friend- who was sitting astride her hips, now rapidly grinding back and forth- sending wave after wave of sensation into her. Sakura grunted as she used what little energy she did have to tightly grip Ino's round behind, and began again desperately thrusting up into the buxom blonde on top of her.

Ino reciprocated by moaning loudly as she tightened her pinch on the pinkette's stiff nipples, and began pulling as the coil in her belly reached its prime snapping point.

Finally, Sakura could take no more. Her eyes rolled up into her head, as pure passion ripped through her petite frame. Her grip on Ino's plump behind became deathlike, and her back bent awkwardly, as her hips came up off the bed to thrust as deeply as she could get. Sakura shook violently for almost a minute as she emptied into her blonde lover, before her arms and hips collapsed limply to the bed, and she passed out from the intensity of the pleasure.

Feeling her best friend dump another massive helping of thank you into her caused Ino to stiffen as she too experienced that wonderful little death. The strangled cry that tore from her throat as her back bent in ecstasy accompanied the convulsive shudders of bliss that wracked her form. Ino collapsed forward as she rode out the rest of her climax. Once the insane pleasure had dimmed to strong euphoria, Ino sat up enough to brace herself on hands stationed either side of Sakura's head. Looking down into the woman's face, Ino couldn't help the smile that adorned her face as she gazed upon her dozing best friend. Leaning down, Ino kissed Sakura softly on the lips before lying down, and burying her face in Sakura's neck. As she let her exhaustion take her to the land of dreams, Ino whispered.

"I love you, Sakura."

A couple hours later, Sakura would wake up to find Ino's head bobbing in her lap. This rather interesting wake up would result in several more mutually enjoyable orgasms for both. A particularly memorable one featured Ino being taken from behind; Sakura gripping and pulling at her ponytail with one hand, and reddening the plump cheeks of her buttocks with the other. With one final, simultaneous, mind numbing explosion, the two girls passed out, completely spent.

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Sunlight shone through the window, splashing onto the beautiful features of a blonde kunoichi of the Leaf. As she sat up, she let loose a groan as her head protested the sudden movement. Clutching her head, she took stock of her surroundings, and what she found gave her serious pause. Ino found, to her shock, that she was naked, her crotch and thighs were coated with the sexual leavings of both a man and woman, Sakura was lying beside her also naked, both they and the room still smelled heavily of sex, her pussy had a minor ache, and she had no memory of what happened. Reaching up, she shook Sakura awake.

Sakura slowly joined the land of the wake, and immediately regretted doing so. The shining sun coming in through the window mocked her as a sudden feeling of alcohol induced pain erupted from her skull. Sakura clutched at her head, as she too let loose a groan. She couldn't remember anything from last night, except flashes of some really raunchy dream, and for Sakura, that was a really bad omen. Seeing that Sakura was awake, Ino decided to start with her interrogation.

"Sakura, please tell me there's a good reason why my crotch is covered in dry cum, and my pussy's throbbing like I got plowed by Naruto's unnaturally huge dick." Sakura, unfortunately- or fortunately for humor's sake if you prefer- hadn't heard anything over the pounding in her head.

"Ugh, I had a crazy dream, last night." Sakura mumbled, rubbing her temples, eyes still closed against the sun. "I dreamt that we got really drunk, I botched a jutsu and grew a penis, and then we had sex." Not hearing her friend reply, most likely in some kind of sarcastically teasing way, Sakura slowly opened her eyes.

Upon focusing, she saw the pool of dried semen between Ino's legs, and the sex paste coated thighs of her best friend. As her mind processed that she hadn't been dreaming, she let out a loud, high pitched scream- one that sent Ino's head into another fit of throbs- and fainted.

After Ino finally got Sakura to wake up, and get rid of their hangovers (a jutsu unsurprisingly created by Tsunade), the two girls got cleaned up and dressed. Afterwards, they stripped Ino's bedding, and contemplated burning it, before throwing it in the wash, and relocated to the living room. Plopping on the couch, they tried to remember what had happened, but other than Sakura's odd dream flashes- which she had just realized wasn't a dream- neither could remember a thing. Ino sighed as she knew what she'd have to do, and began forming the seals.

"You know, this is the second time I've had to do this for you Sakura." Ino teased. "And what's worse is that I let you drag me into your drunken raunch fest."

Placing her hand on Sakura's head, Ino was catapulted into Sakura's mind, and they were both forced to relive the entire night double time. When the erotic slideshow was over, and they'd found out what they'd done, the red faced kunoichi leapt away from each other, and swiftly turned to look at anything else but their present company. Both were shocked and appalled- and though neither would admit it, more than a little turned on- at their actions, and silently vowed never to drink again. It took several minutes for the two girls to come to terms with what they'd done the night before, and even more before they could look at each other without blushing.

"We never speak of this again." Sakura said, standing, and heading for the apartment door. As Sakura was about to leave, she felt Ino's hand reach out and stop her. Suddenly, familiar soft lips were moving against hers, and almost involuntarily, Sakura's moved back. Ino's tongue had barely just caressed hers when the soft lips were pulled away, and the blonde said.

"Now, we never speak of this again." Sakura held her hand to her mouth, blushing furiously at her friend's actions, before bolting from the small loft apartment. Ino stared after her friend, unable to figure out why she'd kissed Sakura just then, and why it felt so right.

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As soon as she made it home, Sakura bolted for her bedroom, and collapsed into a confused heap on her bed. She sat in her bedroom for hours trying to figure out the odd feelings Ino's kiss had evoked, and several more wondering how she kept getting herself into situations like this. No, she knew how, the question was why. Why did she continue to do stupid things like drinking when the outcomes were always ridiculously embarrassing, and resulted in her waking up naked in bed with another nude woman, and all the signs of great sex? She knew she didn't have her mentor's alcohol tolerance, but yet she always allowed herself to be talked into joining the celebrations.

The last time she'd drank like that- and the end of Akatsuki was a serious cause for celebration- she'd woke up with her pelvic region feeling as if it was on fire...and with good reason. Naruto's massive dick had been stuffed balls deep into her, prior to that night, virgin slit, and someone had stuffed an equally large dildo up her rear end; both were still in those places when she'd awaken. After getting rid of her hangover, she'd gotten Ino to help her remember what had happened with one of her family jutsu, and been appalled at what she'd done. She'd gotten so wasted, she ended up in a threesome with Naruto and the mentally unstable Jounin known as Anko Mitarashi; actually it was more like she'd practically raped the two (at least Naruto had been a victim at first). She was very glad that that tattoo on her ass that read 'Property of Naruto and Anko' was fake and washed off.

This time was just as bad, possibly even worse. She'd gotten wasted, yet again, but this time, instead of a threesome, she used a jutsu she couldn't remember, and grew herself a penis. She'd then proceeded to allow Ino to use her to fuck the blonde's own body (not being of sound enough constitution to kick Ino out counted as allowing it to happen to Sakura), while she enjoyed the ride. Then after Ino had finished enjoying herself, she'd gotten so caught up in the moment she'd asked if she could try it herself. To add to that, she'd let Ino use those lessons on her, before fucking the blonde cross-eyed. No matter how good it felt, she shouldn't have let herself get so drunk as to let it happen in the first place. Little did she know that her drunken nights of passion were her psyche trying to tell her something.

"That's it, I'm never drinking again." Sakura vowed.

Of course, we all know that this was a weak promise, just as it had been when she'd made it after getting stretched like a rubber band by Naruto and Anko. As a matter of fact, the celebration that resulted from Naruto's Hokage Inauguration would find her and Ino in the exact same position, only with the roles reversed- an intoxicated Sakura seducing a sober Ino- and without the need of any possession jutsu.

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After that morning, Sakura and Ino both decided to pretend the event never happened...at least Ino did until she missed a period. A month and a half later, when she started getting violently sick in the mornings, she really began to worry. Missing a period and getting sick didn't mean anything separately, but together...yeah, she was worried. But she couldn't for the life of her figure out how. She hadn't been with a guy since that mission where Naruto had left her rear end gaping and leaking, and while she'd lost her virginity, it had technically been to Sakura and a 'fake penis' jutsu. That couldn't have been it, because everyone knows that a woman simply cannot get another woman pregnant.

Ino was slowly making her way through the streets of Konoha when she ran into one of her friends. Sadly, as occupied as her mind was, she had yet to notice his presence next to her. She even missed when Naruto leaned into her personal space, and began sniffing her in confusion.

"Hey Ino, are you pregnant?" Naruto's voice finally broke her from her musings.

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?" She asked, sounding terrified.

"Well, you smell like honey, and that's how Kurenai-sensei and Hana-san smelled when they were pregnant."

Ino paled at the implications.

'I missed a period, I've been getting sick for absolutely no reason the past couple days, and now Mr. Early Pregnancy Detector is telling me that I smell like honey?'

It was a well-known fact that if you wanted to know if you were pregnant, Naruto was the person to ask. For some reason, to him, once the fetus reached a certain gestation period, pregnant women gave off the scent of honey. He'd noticed it when Kurenai had been pregnant with little Hiruzen, and it had been confirmed when Naruto had mentioned Hana smelling like honey barely half an hour after she'd been diagnosed as being with child.

Unmitigated fear gripped through Ino as she jumped to the nearest roof, almost losing what little she'd had for lunch, and took off top speed towards the hospital. The Hokage should be there about now checking in on things, she'd be able to get checked out by someone she absolutely trusted not to make a mistake.

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Later that day, Tsunade was giving her a warm smile.

"I guess congratulations are in order," She said, before noting Ino's rapidly paling features. "-or not."

"Are you sure?" Ino asked, hoping for some doubt.

"You asked me to perform both the shinobi and civilian tests, and both methods confirm it." Tsunade's revelation dashed all of Ino's hopes to the contrary. "Do you know who the father is?"

"I have an idea, but it shouldn't be possible." Ino said.

"Well?" Tsunade snapped, her curiosity boiling over causing her to lose her patience.

"I think it might be Sakura." Tsunade gave her a raised brow of confusion, but called for Sakura anyway, figuring that they knew something she didn't. As soon as the pink haired Chuunin entered the room, she heard.

"Congratulations Sakura, you're a father." Seeing the amused look on her Shishou's face, Sakura asked the only question that came to mind.

"NANI?!" Ino took over from there.

"I'm pregnant Forehead, and it's your fault." Green eyes met blue.

"What do you mean this is my fault?" Sakura growled.

"The only dick that's ever been in a position to impregnate me was attached to you." Ino growled back. And this was true, because Naruto had only given her a huge semen enema, and the only other penis that had ever been inside her belonged to Sakura. 'I mean seriously, what kind of perverted jutsu let's a girl grow a fully functioning penis?'

"Hey, you're the one that possessed my body, and screwed yourself." Sakura's argument was sound; Ino had to at least admit that, but it was not enough.

"You're right, and while technically I did cum in myself first, from what I remember, you also did so several times after that. Even without mine, your numerous ejaculations would have given my eggs plenty to work with."

Sakura blushed, sputtered, and frowned, unable to refute that point. She had contributed quite a bit to the situation; and when you considered that all of the paternal chromosomes had come from her body anyway, there was really no point arguing.

"Okay, what I want to know is how the hell this happened in the first place?" Tsunade said. "Two girls aren't supposed to be able to conceive at all; at least not without a man present to offer an essential half of DNA." Both young women looked away, but at the Hokage's stern glare, they told their story.

"And to think I called Jiraiya a pervert." She said. "By the way, Sakura; I'm banning you from hitting Naruto for being perverted for six months; you too, Ino." Tsunade inwardly smirked, knowing that like his chronically tardy sensei, Naruto only did perverted things to annoy certain people. She had a feeling that he was going to take full advantage of this once he found out.

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Sakura and Ino could be found that afternoon walking aimlessly through the village to Ino's place. Both were still shocked by the news that Ino was pregnant, and that it was very likely Sakura who was the father. Still, there was no way to really confirm it; although considering she wasn't far enough along for Naruto's seminal enema to have accidentally gotten the job done, and he was the only other person with a penis she'd been intimate with, it was pretty much a foregone, even if unconfirmed conclusion.

The two kunoichi had decided to hide who the father was from everyone, knowing that certain people- Kiba and Sai- would never let them hear the end of it. They just had to hope that Sakura's hair genes stayed recessive, and that the baby's hair was blond. The only people aside from them that would know the father of this child would be Tsunade, who would deliver, their parents, whom neither girl could lie to (for obviously different reasons, of course), and maybe Shizune, who could be trusted with the information if Tsunade needed help.

Sadly, there was a certain factor that neither of them could predict. The extent to which Naruto taking full control of Kyuubi's powers had affected him. It would be just their luck that they ran into him, and even more of their luck that they would suddenly learn of another of Naruto's enhancements.

"So was I right, did you get pregnant?" Naruto asked.

"W-what are you talking about?" Ino asked.

"Remember when I saw you this morning." Naruto reminded. "I mentioned that you smelled like honey, and then you ran off."

"Well shit, I guess we can't hide it from him anymore." Sakura grumbled.

"So you are." Naruto said, grinning, before hugging Ino. "That's great news. So who's the lucky guy, and will I have to go all 'big bad demon' on him?" Because of his position, he didn't notice Sakura's flinch. Ino chuckled at that.

She could easily remember the night Moegi's ex had decided he wanted to break her heart; and Naruto's overreaction when Konohamaru told him. A couple months later, Temari had taken great pleasure in introducing her boyfriend to Naruto, who was visiting Gaara at the time, and telling the guy that Gaara was the least of his troubles if he treated her badly. Both boys had piss and shit their pants when faced with Naruto's glaring eyes; though even he admitted that using a full Kyuubi Cloak, Sage Mode, and holding a Rasenshuriken was a bit of overkill. When word had spread, no female that Naruto even had passing acquaintances with ever had problems with boyfriends again. After all, you never know just who the blond might have made friends with.

"Yeah, I guess it is some okay news." Ino said, unable to resist the bubbly happiness that Naruto seemed to always exude. "As for the father, it's a secret for now."

"Hmm, must be like an Anbu or something, right. Don't worry, my lips are sea-" It was then that Naruto's nose twitched. "Ne, Sakura-chan, how come Ino's baby has your scent too?"

"What?!" Sakura barely kept herself from shouting.

"What are you talking about Naruto?" Ino asked nervously.

"Weeellll, because of Furry McFurball," Naruto paused to snicker at the grumble in his stomach. "-if I've been around them enough to know their scent, I can tell you the father just from that. And if I haven't, then so long as she is nearby, I can pretty much sniff out the identity of the father of a pregnant woman's child." Naruto gave both women a cursory sniff, and nodded. "And unless I'm very mistaken, all indications point to Sakura as the father of your baby." Realizing that Naruto was now another person who knew about the genealogy of their child, Sakura fell back on old routine...threatening him into silence.

"Tell anyone, and I will maim you." If we’re really honest, we all know that the only reason this works, is because Naruto realizes that if Sakura’s willing to threaten him over it, it’s probably something that should be kept quiet. Plus, he’d never betray a friend’s trust; that had already been proven time and again.

"Don't worry, this obviously means a lot to you, so I promise I'll keep it to myself." Naruto then grinned. "So, just how did this happen anyway?" Both girls blushed. "Ooh, something tells me that this would make a great volume of Icha Icha."

"Naruto, you are very lucky I'm not allowed to hit you for being perverted for six months." Sakura growled.

"On second thought, don't tell me." Naruto said suddenly, cupping his chin. "While I'm sure this would make a great Icha Icha, something else tells me that hearing this would result in me making Hinata like Ino. Then I'll end up having to fight off the entire Hyuuga Clan for knocking up Hinata before marrying her."

"Naruto, do you mind?" Ino suddenly blurted, trying to hold back a laugh at Sakura's reddening face; though if it was from embarrassment or anger, she couldn't tell. "Sakura and I have got some things we need to discuss, about the baby, and what we're gonna do." And they did…like how to explain the situation to their parents. Naruto smiled, and nodded.

"No problem." Naruto's smile then turned to an outward grimace. "Oh, by the way, could you not tell Hinata what happened either? You know, just to be on the safe side. Turns out Hinata’s a lot kinkier than I thought she’d be. C-ya." Cackling loudly at Sakura's blush, Naruto waved, and ran off. Once Naruto had disappeared, Sakura turned to the mother of her child.

"I say we tell Hinata, and let her rape him." Ino's devious grin was very telling.

The next day, Naruto would be kidnapped by his girlfriend while training his Genin squad. By the time he’d finished sating his girlfriend’s lusts, he wouldn’t know whether to curse the two, or thank them.

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Six and a half more months, and several excruciating hours of labor later, a still somewhat exhausted Ino was lying in her bed. Joining her in the room was her girlfriend Sakura, who was sitting next to her bed, and the only person they knew who could leave his office for hours at a time, and still get all of his work done. If they hadn't known about certain benefits of Kage Bunshin, they'd have wondered if Tsunade had been wise to name Naruto her successor. The blond haired Kage was currently- while skipping out on the job leaving behind a shadow clone to do his work- holding their baby as if it was the most precious thing he'd ever held, and was gently bouncing the dozing child in his arms. Both women could easily see that Naruto would be a very good father when Hinata finally did get pregnant. Those thoughts were halted for one of the women when the young man pulled the blanket back a bit, and cooed.

"Aww, she's got her dada's hair." Sakura's eye twitched as she loudly growled.

"Don't call me dada, you baka!!!"

"Shh," Ino admonished. "The baby." Sakura winced, looking properly chastised.

"Hey, hey, can I be the godfather?" Naruto asked out of the blue. "You haven't decided yet, have you?" Sakura was about to say no, but Ino spoke up.

"It's either him or Chouji." She informed her lover. "Shikamaru is Hiruzen's godfather, and you know he'll say having another one is too troublesome." Sakura wanted to tell him no, but that if they had another child he could be its godfather. Her face just started to match her hair- as she thought about just what it would take for that to happen- when a sudden idea came to her. A devious smile on her face, Sakura replied.

"Chouji can be the godfather." Seeing the dejected look on Naruto's face she knew was coming, she quickly added. "But you can always be Aiko's godmother, Naruto." Naruto started at that.

"Nani?! How the hell do you figure that?" The young Hokage whispered frantically, mindful of the sleeping infant. Seems Hinata had been a very good influence on some of Naruto’s personality and manners.

"The same way I knocked up Ino." Sakura instantly regretted saying that when Naruto's eyes widened. Sure Naruto suspected, and they had hinted after his nose had already told him, but Sakura had never actually come out and said it before.

"Oh that's cruel, Sakura." Ino taunted. Her voice then turned sultry. "You better be lucky they told me no naughty for six weeks, or I'd rape you right here in front of Naruto and our daughter." Naruto had the good graces to blush. Never before had creating the sexy jutsu come back to bite him so hard in the ass; although if her were honest, Sakura's revelation and Ino's comment had played a small part in his reddening features. Sakura may have been like a sister to him now, but the general idea of two girls as attractive as Ino and Sakura together was still hot.

Now the blond knew that Sakura was teasing him with the godmother bit, but you know Naruto; he wasn't one to let something like being the wrong gender stop him from being the best godmother ever. Besides, he could always defer to Hinata for the really girly stuff. To Sakura's shock and horror, Naruto grinned, and transformed into his Oiroke form while still holding the baby. Both kunoichi were admittedly shocked that he did it without hand seals or the normal smoke, and were thankful that he was still fully clothed.

"Okay." Naruto said, his own voice taking on a breathy tone that drove men and lesbians wild. "I'll be Aiko-chan's godmother." Sakura's mouth open and shut several times, before she huffed in frustration.

"You only have yourself to blame for giving him the idea, Sakura." Ino said, her face split with a grin. Getting a devious grin of his own, Naruto decided to pay his neechan back.

"Hey Sakura-chan, I just thought of something great." Naruto paused for effect. "Hinata and I were having a hard time trying to decide who the godmother of our first child was going to be- you or Kurenai-sensei- but you solved that problem for us. Kurenai can be the godmother, and you can be its godfather?" Seeing the omega twitch of Sakura's eye, Ino said.

"You know, the only thing keeping you from getting thrashed is the fact that you're holding our daughter."

"And it is for this reason that I will not relinquish my hostage until she calms down." Naruto answered cheekily.

"What about when I need to feed her?" She asked teasingly.

"At the risk of scarring my godchild for life, I feel I should inform you that there is no limit to the twisted jutsu Ero-Sennin forced me to learn after he realized my Oiroke transformation was a full one, and could be combined with Kage Bunshin." Ino and Sakura gave him confused glances. "The perv may have taught me a whole bunch of Ninjutsu, but few of them were combat related. I could make any woman scream her throat raw with just my hands and chakra." Sakura would have normally called bullshit on Naruto’s braggadocio (2), but having experienced it first hand, she knew he wasn't bluffing.

"I know I'm going to regret this, but explain."

"I should think you would know about that already." Naruto said, holding up Aiko.

"I meant about feeding her."

"Oh, that." Naruto blushed. "Well, in my current state, I could easily use one of those jutsu and feed Aiko-chan myself, if you know what I mean.

"That's just wrong on so many levels." Ino said, face in a mask of horror.

"Yeah, just imagine how bad it was to actually have to learn how to do it."

"Naruto, godmother or not, you are not to teach my child Anything...EVER!" Sakura growled. Mentally Ino amended that he was to never teach their child anything without their permission. After all, he was the freakin Hokage for a reason; and had totally earned his position.

"You two do realize that explaining to our kids why The Hokage is Aiko's godmother, and Sakura is a godfather will likely scar them for life."

"Which is why I think we should wait until they're old enough to understand the Henge." Naruto said, firmly; a bit of his Inner Hokage coming out.

"I never agreed to be anyone's Godfather." Sakura argued.

"Yes, you did; as soon as you volunteered Naruto to be our daughter's Godmother, and he accepted." Ino retorted.

"I'd hate you if I didn't love you so much." Sakura said pouting.

"You'll get over it." Ino replied, pulling Sakura into a soft kiss.

"Ya know…if I didn't see Sakura as a sister, I'd so be pitching a tent right now."

"I will remind you that you have to put her down at some point."

"I'm not too worried." Naruto said, waving off the threat. "Especially considering that Sakura just started giving off the scent of honey like five minutes ago, and those types of women need to take it easy." A single brow raised eyebrow followed that. "Something I should know about?" Both women blushed and paled.

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1. Yes, I'm aware that Moegi turning into an older, sexy woman in that Purin Purin Jutsu contradicts this, but considering that the episode was filler, then it doesn't make it absolute.

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Don't ask where this came from. It was a plot bunny that kind of got into some...stuff...and went a little crazy. I'd like to thank my part-time muse Sketchfan for his help- especially with the hospital scene at the end- while my full time muse is on maternal leave (trust me, you don't want to know the mechanics of that one). Hope you enjoyed this.

For those wondering, the switched situation was actually Sakura 'celebrating' Naruto's inauguration (Ino couldn't because she was pregnant), getting wasted, then convincing Ino to use penis no jutsu and do her. As for Sakura getting pregnant, I'm gonna go with them learning that traditional shinobi contraception is as useless against penis no jutsu as it is protecting against Naruto's uber sperm.

I was thinking of adding a five year later omake with Naruto, Ino, Sakura, and Hinata all waking up in the same bed with hangovers, the three girls with cum covered crotches, then Sakura groans and says, "Not again." Then to make things even crazier, nine months later Hinata gives birth to a pink haired baby, and Sakura and Ino give birth to babies with whisker marks. After giving it some thought though, I realized the joke had been abused enough in the story, and decided not to.