Challenge! What It Means To Love And Be Loved!

After doing some legitimate scouting around Konoha, the Legendary Frog Sage Jiraya had found that the boy Naruto pulled reactions from every villager and ninja. He had their attention, Jiraya would make him shine. He just needed a little more information on the boy’s heart before pulling him into training. On his way to the bath (for some illegitimate scouting) something hit his consciousness.

< Come to think of it, that girl is always staring at him. The cute little Hyuuga. I hope she grows up like her mom with those big mountains of luvy luvy softness.> His face was warped with the smile of Jiraya, his nostrils flared and his cheeks red. < Oh well, time for some spying!>

Not many were familiar with the true prowess of Jiraya’s Sannin skills. He was an adept infiltrator and espionage master. Time and time again he would allow himself to be thwarted with little effort to make the enemy believe they were safe. In the bath he went, finding a good connecting wall between the male and female sections. He pulled a piece of paper from the wood barrier, it was perfectly masking a hole.

Jiraya: “Oh, I feel inspiration coming!” He had already slipped a couple of Kage buunshin into the rafters. They had full view of the entire female populous of the bath. There was even one in the crawlspace under the building, watching the ‘perfect angle’ from a false drain.

Drain-Kage: “Kanpekii Nai!” (Perfect Angle!) In his vision were occasional towel shrouded flowers of the village ninja and civilians. He could always tell the difference between the militant vulva and the civilian.

Rafter-Kage1: “Chouja Nai!” (Superior Angle!) Rafter-Kage caught cleavage after cleavage, glossed by steam and hot water. The nipples erecting themselves as the Jiraya Kage did.

Rafter-Kage2: “Ushido Nai!” (Backside Angle!) #2 Had the rear cleavage covered. < Towel or no towel, I want to grab their firmness. I could hold on to them for days! > His vision lifted to the roof as his mind’s eye swam. #2 was in another place for a short while. It was playing out a movie. He was climbing up a hill with a damsel in distress. He let her go first in case any of the arrows would reach them. He would shield her with his body. The true reason behind him climbing after her was watching the globes of her ass make the trek separated by no more than a makeshift cloth undergarment beneath a yukata (outer garment) that was hastily obtained and far too short for her lengthy form.

He began to slip off the mountain, the arrows bouncing off his geta. He would slide to their doom. He shot out a hand and his damsel caught it, holding him from sliding further. The loose gravel on the mountainside was winning the grip wouldn’t hold forever. Just as the fingers came loose she squatted to his hand. He latched on to her buttocks, and with one hand on her right cheek in an unbreakable grip over the next four days the two finished their trek up to the peak of Mount Everest. At the top the steamy love scene’s climax melted all of the snow and ice, drowning the pursuing militia in a landslide. #2 faded back into reality.

Jiraya was peeking in through the hole as he began picking out supple Jounin.

Jiraya: < Kurenai…Anko…even miss Shizune are here in the bath!> “Oh ho ho!” His face reddened.

#2: < That even cut blue hair, there’s no mistaking it.>

Rafter-Kage: < Those eyes, they’ve watched Naruto for so long.> It was the Hyuuga girl. < I’m in position, target locked!>

Drain-Kage: < I haven’t found inspiration yet…>

#2: < Anko’s washing her feet, perfect, target locked!>

The three shadows all pulled themselves out and started their training. They were all ready to go, Rafter-Kage positioned over a soaking Kurenai in the bath. Poor Drain-Kage hadn’t caught a glimpse yet. He had to use the sight from the others and the original to do his work. The only Jiraya not wrenching away on himself was the original, still in the man’s bath.

Jiraya: < And that’s the way it should be…what pervert would jerk himself off in the bath with a bunch of other males and not take some baggage with him. Soon that pervert couldn’t even perform for a woman unless there were other men near him. Oh, what’s this, Drain-Kage has a visitor?>

Hinata: “Oh no…” She had forgotten something before putting her towel on and heading into the bath. < I have to go so badly, but I forgot to before coming out here. > She looked around. Most of the others in the bath were all keeping to themselves. Hinata then had an idea, her eyes lay on a drain at one end of the room. < Nobody would notice, and it’s a drain, so it won’t be in the bath anymore. > She thought of how some girls might just do it while soaking, but that wasn’t right to Hinata. She made her way over to the drain and stood there, checking around.

Drain Kage: “Oh…” Her feet were to the left and right of the drain, the view was perfect. < These Genin, they all look like they’re dolls from a factory. Her body is a form that has been poured of plaster and sanded smooth, but no detail was put in. > He stared directly at her purse, neat, tidy and hairless. < Such basic beauty, this is what it is to see youth! > Drain Kage began tugging on himself wildly, for there was no telling when this onlooker of his future pupil would move on. < For you Naruto, if I can finish by looking at this girl that she would be truly worthy of your love! I’m getting an idea for a book! >

Rafter-Kage: < Oh, my dear Kurenai, will you never get your hair straight? Your locks spread about as our hidden love, this way and that!> He started tugging himself from side to side as he looked down.

Hinata: “Oops…” She faked dropping her toiletries just in front of her then squatted down to pick them up.

Drain-Kage: < OOOOOOOOHHHH!!! It’s so close, I can almost taste it. The seams are coming apart!> He pressed his eye to the top of the drain to study the simple valley above him. His peripheral vision netted him a great look at her shapely ankles as well. < Nothing knobby about this girl at all…>

Hinata: “Well…here goes…” She pretended to struggle to keep her towel on while failing to pick up all her toiletries in one hand. The hand on the towel moved downstairs to separate herself to make way for a clean stream.

#2: < Anko…I’m almost there… just keep washing your legs sweetie.>

Drain-Kage: < OH HO HOOOOO!!!> Her pink wall was now open to him, mere centimeters from the drain. It wasn’t the first time he had seen a hymen, but they were rare among kunoichi as they would usually tear during extensive physical training. He tried sticking his tongue out to reach, but he was just shy. The real Jiraya was beginning to twitch from the suspense. And then he got a hot salty mouthful of Hinata. She was opening her bladder all over his face. He barely blinked as he was showered.

Hinata: < Wow, so much I’ve got to finish fast before someone notices…> She squeezed harder she could hear the noise of is just over the noise of the bath, but it was close to her, surely no one else could tell the difference. She worked out the last few streams as the three shadows moved in for the kill. Meanwhile, an upset group of males in the male bath had caught on to Jiraya.

Kakashi: “Oy, isn’t a ninja supposed to be invisible during observation?”

Jiraya: “It seems you’ve caught me, I’ll be on my way then, no need to make a ruckus…” He got up and started heading for the locker room. Kakashi and a few other males all left to stare at the hole in the wall. Unlike the female bath, there were only ninja in the male bath. They all had their share of hard missions. Konoha would reward them soon. Kakashi swallowed as he thought of a similar scene in “Make Out Tactics.” Like the Jounin team leader he was he took control of the situation.

Kakashi: “Alright! Who knows how long it takes a woman to bathe on average?”

Perv-nin#1: “Half an hour!” The answer put a defeated look on Kakashi’s face.

Kakashi: “That’s a man’s average.”

Perv-nin#2: “An hour and a half!” Another blank look.

Kakashi: “Women get pruny at about one hour, so unless they’re grannies, it’s less than that.”

Aburame Shino: “47 Minutes.” Kakashi was shocked. It was as if Shino had been reading the same page he was pulling his information from.

Kakashi: “As expected from our prosperous Genin. 47 Minutes. There are…” Kakashi peeked into the hole. “17 Women in there and…” He looked around the room. “23 men in here.”

Perverted-nin-crowd: “We only count 22…” (echoed with counting)

POOF!

A Kakashi-Kage appeared next to the original.

Perverted-nin-crowd: “That’s cheating you don’t get two turns!”

Kakashi: “I am going to organize this, and my math says that each person in here gets 42 seconds at the hole.”

Shino: “Kakashi…you’re still counting yourself twice…”

Kakashi: < what a brat…> “Oh, my mistake, 63 seconds at the hole, leaving one second for transition and no time for naughty business at the hole, go home and do that.” < Naturally I’m going first…> He stooped in to look at the village females. “And our second up will be the exam winner, Shino!”

Perverted-nin-crowd: “Yay!”

Drain-Kage: He shifted around so that ‘he’ was pointing up from the drain. The last warm trickles of Hinata bathing him as he came to completion. Rocket after rocket of the shadow clone’s seed shot at the drain, only a few making it between the grates to lap at Hinata’s exposure. She felt the warmth knocking at her gate.

Hinata: “Oh no!” < I relaxed to much and sat on the drain…I’m covered in slime down there…eww…> She stood up and swabbed herself, bringing up a white goop on her hands. < Soap scum…that’s the worst!> She hurriedly gathered her things and went to a soak tank to cleanse.

#2: < Anko!> He began to shoot as well, taking care to focus his barrage on buttering her shining rump like the sauce on the dango she enjoyed so much. < Ahh… such a sight!>

Anko: < What is this, it feels like a leak of some sort…> She reached back and swabbed her backside to reveal a sticky suspension dabbled on both cheeks. Her head darted from side to side and then up. #2 and Rafter-Kage were both under the camouflage technique so she didn’t pick them up…there was no one responsible for the lotion donation. < I’ve got some female admirer here. She’s shy, but she wants me to use this lotion apparently.> She rolled around in her head as to who it might be. “Oh well, if I make my skin soft enough maybe she’ll treat me to some dango sometime!” She said loud enough for such an admirer to hear. She began to work the solution into the soft skin of her backside. #2 was knocked from a squat to land on his ass.

#2: < My my my! Anko! >

About this time a large commotion was coming from the other side of the barrier separating the bath. A civilian was the first to notice.

Cock-blocking-civilian: “Hentai!” (Pervert!) She pointed to the hole in the wall, occupied by a black shade of some sort.

Shino: “Kakashi sensei… this isn’t good. They’re onto us.” < Not even my glasses threw them off…>

Kakashi: < Not even Shino’s dark glasses threw them off? I thought that would work for sure. It seems the men were too loud…> “Okay, we must work fast men, here’s what we do!” Commotion of the girls exiting the bath could be heard.

Offended-female-hoard: “Kyaaaa!” (Echoed ad nauseum.) Hinata was the only one that remained in the soak tank at the corner of the room. She would exit too, but only after she cleaned herself of the soap scum. It was gone and she knew it, but she still felt soiled. (What amazing intuition the Hyuuga have!)

Rafter-Kage: “Chikusho…” < I’m only about to finish and you’re picking up and running away Kurenai-chan?!> He would not let her get away, as she fled the room with the others the clone dashed through the rafters like a jungle with his cock in his hand. He sped to the choke-point, he would have to be in front of her for this to work. He began to fire off, so he capped it with his thumb. < Oh Kurenai-chan, will your hair ever be free of those messy knots?> He reached his goal and let his thumb loose. There were only another two throbs left of his orgasm to assist the backup, but it was enough. Slops of Jiraya landed on the top and the back of the Kunoichi’s black hair. She was moving at a walk at this point, but it was still difficult to get every last drop to lie in the tangled nest.

Eventually the room was devoid of all but Hinata. Not long and the slam of the male’s bath door could be heard, followed by Shizune’s frighteningly commanding voice.

Shizune: “Who’s responsible for-“ < Jiraya?> She stared in at 23 Jirayas in towels(of slightly varying heights, but not many other details out of place beyond that.) One of the Jirayas was wearing sunglasses, while another had his Mount Myoboku headband sagging over one eye.

Tilted Jiraya: “Oh, my apologies, I was just trying to see if there was more than this flimsy wood barrier separating us. Why-“

Shizune: “Enough! We’re gonna pound you and report this to Tsunade!”

Tilted Jiraya: < Shit…we’re discovered. If even one of us gets hit the transformation will wear off…and there’ll be an investigation. We’ll all hang…> He thought this as Shizune gave a pep-talk to her allied female mob. < Come on Shino, you’re smart, help me out here. >

Sunglasses Jiraya: “I was about to continue on to say that if we men ever got into a fight…” He grabbed another random Jiraya from the crowd and put him into a headlock. “As we men are prone to do for entertainment in the bath.” < Shit!> The Jiraya he grabbed had lifted him from the ground…it could all be over before the girls attacked.

Tilted Jiraya: “And one of us crashed into this flimsy wood wall, this would become a public bath and it wouldn’t be safe for the fine women of Konoha!” < Nailed it... now… whoever you are…set Shino down gently…>

Rowdy Jiraya: < These women are..>

Shizune: “Right now it’s not safe for the lowly MEN of Konoha!” She started a charge…balling one hand into a fist and grabbing that forearm with her free hand.

Rowdy Jiraya: “Hold it!” Somehow his command stopped the charge. “Did you not listen to a word I was saying?” < Dynamic Entry Success! > “IF a fought broke out in here and you were to land one of your famous pervert ending punches to send us through that very wall, you would be wrecking your safety as well!” He posed for a minute in waiting for their response…or was it that he paused…no… he posed for a minute….

Tilted Jiraya: < Gai…you’re so lame…I should have known it was you…> As Rowdy Jiraya had moved to the front of the room, he was standing in front of Tilted Jiraya. A clear mistake in his transformation jutsu became apparent. < Jiraya’s ass is not carved out of stone you moron…>

Shizune: “I…I…” She seemed to be cooling down. “The bath will be off limits for the rest of the day until a proper barrier can be erected…” She paused. “Perverts…” With that her and the mob stormed back off to the women’s locker room. The 23 Jiraya all returned to their original form.

Gai: “See Kakashi! I dismantled this situation when you could not! Point Gai! That makes it 53/52. I’m taking the lead for the first time in 5 years! I’ll make you wait that long to get it back and then some!”

Kakashi-Kage: “A ninja must never let their guard down. Even in their own village.” The clone had a kunai poking at Gai’s left kidney. He immediately lost composure and was defeated. Tears welled up in his eyes. < You dumbass…I didn’t even agree to this contest…you just kinda…started it.>

Gai: “As I would expect from my adversary.” *sob* “But it’s still just a tie! You won’t get the lead for another 6 years!” He had a twinkle in his eye and a malevolent grin. Later as he finished in the locker room, he found his clothes were missing. < Kakashi…you want to fight on this battlefield?!> Gai wrapped a towel around him and then wrapped another around his head. (to dry his hair?) < Fine, I’ll go home like this.>

Kakashi: < You idiot. This is too easy.> As Gai stepped out of the front entrance of the bath, like the white flash his father was, Kakashi slid by without being seen and stole the towel around his waist. Before he moved on he looked back to make sure Gai was exposed to the debating and scorned women outside. He was…but the beast of Konoha is all that was hidden by the towel. Kakashi’s dogs were smaller…

Offended-female-crowd: “KYAAAA!!!!” Gai pulled the towel off his head to reveal a face mask, a white shock of hair, and a tilted headband. He had transformed into Kakashi before leaving the bath.

Gai: < 54/53 Kakashi. > He stood there as all manner of objects were thrown at him. “Oh, it seems I’ve wandered outside. I should go back in and put some clothes on.

Second Gai: < I’m not that…big…are you trying to compliment me in some sick way? > “OY, Kakashi! I won’t lose to you! Even if it’s on a dare!” < I got you now you bastard. > When the eyes shifted to this second naked body, a much smaller disturbance was rendered. Shino had bugs that were bigger. The FCC would have wasted a pixel to cover it, but since it was only represented by a single pixel they found no reason to.

Gai: < A tie again…> “ I would expect nothing else of my respected rival!”

Kakashi: < I can’t believe you’re standing there…as me…talking to you…with this tiny little thing… and claiming that I respect you…>

Hinata had finished scrubbing her mind clean of the drain and was on her way to the locker room. She met Tsunade on her way in. She blushed a bit as she passed the Hokage.

Hinata: “Sumimasen.” < She had to use three towels…and her midriff was still exposed. I wonder when I’m going to grow…> She clenched her chest and thought of Naruto. She didn’t want to be disappointing. Something…some way she could catch his eye so it wouldn’t be so hard to talk to him. < Another few years and I’m sure I’ll have better features.> (Shippuden GO! Lol)

Tsunade: “Well it seems the commotion cleared out the bath, I’ll have it all to myself. I’ll sit and soak for a while I guess.” < It was probably another one of Jiraya’s peep holes. > She knew everyone was cleared from the bath. She spotted the empty knot in the wall immediately. Off went the two towels that wrapped her top as she moved her hand to loose the bottom. < I’d pop one of these in that hole if I didn’t know there was still some chance of you being there, Jiraya. > The third towel dropped to the ground and she climbed into the bath.

Rafter Kage: < Your blond hair is always so marvelous Tsunade. The way it stays away from the creases between your thighs and pelvis, yet works its way to the bottom of your stomach, and so thin and elegantly placed. How do you keep it so straight…>

#2: < That backside of yours. If it weren’t for your mountainous breasts, it would surely be your best feature. I wouldn’t even need to defile you…just rubbing between those dimples on your lower back and I’d be done for.> He floated off and imagined watching his seed crawling back towards him as it ran down her back. < Looks like my job is done here…> As she sat in the bath there was really only one respectable angle to watch from…her front. She faced away from the peephole. < So cautious of her.> He joined the same rafter as #1.

Tsunade: < You lecher…> She remembered all the questionable circumstanced that had arisen between the two. All of them carefully crafted by Jiraya no doubt. < I know you’ve gotten to me more than once. Still I can’t make it easy…> Her mind drifted to all the times she knew she felt him touching her after she had lost control of her limbs due to alcohol. She had passed out a time or two in his presence, but she knew he was a gentleman if a pervert could be so, and wouldn’t take advantage of her if she couldn’t fight back.

Drain-Kage: *sob* < Now it’s just me, I’m the only one without a seat in the house…> He took out a kunai and acted as if from a dramatic play. < I am of no use…I should end myself!> Just then Tsunade sank deeper into the bath, all but her head submerged in the water. Her great bosoms were actually surfacing due to their buoyancy.

Tsunade: < I’m so glad they float, Or cleaning under them would be tiring…ha ha.> She smiled. As she wiped the underside of her breasts from beneath the water she remembered a specific instance where Jiraya had scored a victory. It was the morning after she was named Hokage. She woke up and was getting dressed when she noticed something slick and cold in the panties she put on. < No doubt, that was Jiraya, he jerked off in my panties to congratulate my promotion.>

Rafter-Kages: < Wow, they’re pointing right at us, like two giant eyes…> They leaned to the left. Coincidently, her nipples shifted to the left as she was shifting around. The rafter kages leaned to the right and a similar phenomenon occurred. They truly felt like they were being watched.

Tsunade: < Poor bastard didn’t know I wore them the whole day, even stuffed them in a bit at the start. > She couldn’t live down the idea of trying to have a happy life with Jiraya, knowing it would be crushed by the ninja world. But she could dream. < I don’t care who’s seed it is, as long as they have white hair. With my blond hair, the child is sure to be a white haired boy. I can give him all the love I couldn’t give to you…Jiraya…>

Drain-Kage: < You know, they actually seem a bit more like bull’s-eyes to me. > Though he couldn’t see anything their vision was still linked. The two up above didn’t need anymore convincing. By now Jiraya had touched almost every part of Tsunade’s body in one way or another. All except that patch of hair. He even got the head inside once. She was more than welcoming…but she had passed out so he decided not to continue. Instead he finished up on his own and shot it into the undergarments she had ready for the next day. < Ahh yes, that was the night she became Hokage…>

Tsunade had a habit about things. When she had time off… she slept. Alone in the bath with no onlookers, she would be free game for Jiraya once that happened. They just waited for her to start snoring. The vibrations sent ripples out from her great bust in the water.

Kages: < She would never have to worry about drowning in the tub. At least not from water…> The two up above had themselves out and were wanking away. They would each try to hit a breast at the end. Drain Kage was left to sulk. Soon the two were nearing completion, the erotic cinema in their head depicting any number of ways that Tsunade would be intimate with him. As their climax flashed they both got a short image of Drain-Kage’s seed hitting Hinata’s bald and open slit. They aimed their milk perfectly as they wondered. < I hope she develops into something as great as Tsunade. Then Naruto can become strong like me. >

His white droppings starting to run down the mountains and mix with the water, he wondered what to do next. She was really sawing logs. (Perhaps for later Kawarimi’s)

Drain Kage loosed the false panel in the floor and crept up to the rafters to join the other two. They all decided they would spend their remaining ‘chakra’ on a new game Drain-Kage thought up while the other two were expending themselves.

At the midway at fairs, there are games where you drop a coin in the water and try to catch it on a platform as it flips about through the tank. If you get the coin on a platform, you win a prize. They would be trying to get a drop, even just one, of their life, to land on that beautiful valley of hers. The one where hair only given by god led to.

Time passed by as they kept coating her legs and the pan of her pelvis, but none would land right on the lips.

#1: POOF!

#2: His shot again landed on the pan of her pelvis, the golden road he loved so much slowing it from running towards the goal. The hot bath water coagulating it to stop its approach entirely. POOF!

Drain-Kage: < Looks like it’s up to me… I might have two left. > He jerked to a finish and pointed himself straight down. He’s sure most of that load came to rest kissing her lips. If he couldn’t get inside of her…at least part of him could. < Now…what to do with the last one…Tsunade, I have never seen you use a face-mask before, yet your face glows like the rest of your body. You forgot to put it on before you went to sleep, let me apply it for you…>