Happy Endings Massage Parlor

I do not own Naruto. I most likely own any OC in this fic unless I stated otherwise. This idea just popped into my head and I really wanted to make a story out of it..yeah i know its probably been done before though I have never read any *sigh*...and well yeah I am rambling...ok on to the story.

Forgot something...there will be yaoi, some yuri, and het in this fic between Naruto characters and for a few couples Naruto character and an OC. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! SO IF YOU DONT LIKE ANY OF THAT OR WHATEVER...DO NOT READ THIS FIC! Thanks.

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The city was a place full of activity. There were important CEO's and exectives from all over the land visiting for the business convention that was to take place in a few days. Street vendors and retail stores prepared for the arrival hoping to make a decent amount of money since all these rich people were visiting. The beautifully decorated Emerald Hall was also very busy as it was putting on a variety of music shows, plays and more inviting some of the wealthiest people in the land including movie stars, famous athletes, and even more than that. News teams were covering the place, interviewing businesses and the like wondering what they were planning to offer to such powerful people.

One place was not disturbed though. Located in the back of a popular club was a beautifully decorated place. The rooms were spacious with soft red walls and cream colored silk sheets on the flat but comfortable raised beds. The rooms were sound proof with chocolate brown couches, a table, a mini fridge, a bottle of wine in a bucket of ice sitting on the table with two glasses, soft plush carpet, specifically chosen hypoallergenic plants in stategic places around the room and a small black box was placed right under the bed in every room for use by the staff only.

Not many people knew of the place though it was more of a rumor around the town that it existed. No normal working person was able to visit such a place as the place had a strict policy and a nice list of rich clientele. The people who worked inside this particular place were usually either college students wanting to earn extra cash or from a rich family who wanted to do things on their own. Not anyone could work there. They had to have certain qualities that the owner of the place liked. Each person who worked there was unique in their own way and always left the customers with smiles on their faces.

Cars and limos pulled up to the Diamond Hotel to let out the guests who would be attending the convention. Many many men and women all dressed in various forms of suits walked in and immediately got checked in the moment they arrived. There rooms were only decorated and furnished with the best of the best as every suite was like a penthouse suite. Some stopped to talk with other business professionals as they made their way to their rooms. As the convention did not begin for a few more days the people were all discussing what they wanted to do to pass the time they were to spend in the Jewel City.

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In the library a young girl was all but screaming at her math book. She had long brown hair which was tied back in to a ponytail with strands hanging down her face, fair skin, green eyes, small, but delicious lips that were decorated with a light pink gloss, and shiny nails polished with a clear polish. She was wearing a loose fitting shirt, a pair of tight jeans and sandals as tried desperately to figure out her homework. She closed her eyes wondering why she was even going to college. She had a great job which more than paid for a comfortable living situation with her best friends who worked at the same place she did. They were all in fact college students from Amethyst University. A small tap on the shoulder alerted her to another presence next to her. She looked up and saw the beautiful blue eyes of one of her room mates. Her room mates were very very attractive in her mind, she just wasn't attracted to them. Either way, she smiled at her friend briefly before going back and staring at her math book.

"Aida, It's five-thirty, un. We have to get to work now.", Deidara said softly to her as they were in a library after all.

"Shit!", Aida exclaimed as she realized that would only give them thirty minutes to get there and then about an hour to get ready for the day. She glanced apologetically at the librarian who gave her a disapproving look. "Where is Neji?", she asked Deidara as she threw all her school stuff in her bookbag.

"He's going to meet us there, un.", Deidara said to her.

"Alright. Let's go.", Aida said and both of them left out of the library rushing down the street to get to their job. As they did they noticed the rich corporation owners and such gathering into the Diamond hotel and both groaned simultaneously.

"Seems we are going to be working a bit more than usual, un.", Deidara said weaving through people.

"Yeah seems like it.", Aida said to him as she quickened her place.

"Well, at least you are just a greeter, un.", Deidara said to her.

"Meh. I guess.", Aida said as she then tripped and fell into someone. She got up brushing herself off noticing that Deidara had stopped to wait for her. She looked up at the man. He seemed odd with a coat that came up on his face that sort of looked like a venus flytrap. Though she could tell from the look of it that he was one of the rich men who was here for the convention. "I am sorry for running into you sir.", she said to him bowing slightly out of respect as her parents had once taught her to do.

"It is quite alright.", the man known as Zetsu said to her.

"I must be going now. Sorry again.", Aida said her bright green eyes connecting with Zetsu's for only a moment before she rushed off with Deidara.

They ran to the Sapphire Club and walked in through the worker's entrance. Their boss Kakashi Hatake looked at them and then at the clock. "You two only have about 45 minutes to get yourselves ready, Deidara to get your room ready, and Aida to get the extra room ready just in case. Now go and next time come a bit earlier.", he said to them. They both nodded trying to catch their breath as they ran to the unisex locker room. There they saw Neji getting ready to take his shower.

"Hey Neji.", Aida said to him with a smile. He looked at her and then Deidara and shook his head.

"You two are late you know.", he said to them.

"Yeah, yeah, I know, un.", Deidara said taking off his street clothes and putting them in his locker.

"But don't worry. I care about you two a lot. We are like some strange as family of middle class college students. Anyway what I was getting at was the fact that I got the rooms you are responsible for ready, so just get yourselves ready alright?", Neji said to them.

Aida smiled and was only in her bra and underwear at this point as she gave Neji a hug. He just hugged her back and the three of them went into the showering area to get wash up. Ten minutes later, they were all brushing their hair and putting it into different styles to look nice and hot for their guest. Neji let his hair out putting a hair pin in one side. He was dressed in a pair of loose fitting black pants with an open white shirt and a black bow tie. Deidara had did his hair up in a ponytail with some of it hanging in front of his left eye. He was wearing a fishnet shirt with nothing under it and a pair of black pants that looked tight and uncomfortable even though they weren't. Aida decided to go for a classic look putting her hair up in a bun of sorts sticking two beautifully decorated hair sticks into her hair. She then put on an ocean blue chinese dress with a floral print on it and sandals. She looked at herself in the mirror and sighed. It would just be another work day with slightly new clientele. She had heard Haku had been out giving to secret code words to some of the business men. Of course ID's would be checked to make sure no one got in without being able to pay for their services. She looked at the others who worked here finishing getting ready as well.

Taking a deep breath, Aida complimented her two friends on how they looked and then added a light coat of lipgloss to her lips. As she was walking out, Sakura purposefully bumped into her almost knocking her to the ground had Neji not caught her. Aida stood up glaring at Sakura, who just started laughing with her friends.

"What are you glaring at?", Sakura said to Aida.

"Yeah honestly. You are not even good enough to be a massage therapist.", Ino said to her.

"Aww guys be nice. Its not her fault she can't attract any customers.", Naruto said. "She just doesn't have the looks for it."

Aida glared at them some more before closing her eyes. She could make a comment but she didn't want to hurt her best friends with it as well so she kept silent. Unfortunately her friends knew her pretty well.

"Did you ever think that she doesn't do it so she doesn't become a washed up whore like you Sakura, un?", Deidara said to her.

"Who the fuck are you calling a whore Deidara? You do the same shit as me.", Sakura said angrily.

"The difference Sakura.", Neji said in a calm calculating like voice. "Is that fact that Deidara is actually attractive while you are not. Now leave Aida alone and lets get to work."

"Thanks guys.", Aida mumbled as they made their way to the reception area.

"No problem, un.", Deidara said to her.

"Yeah you shouldn't let her pick on you like that.", Neji said.

"I know.", Aida said and then put on the smile she would be wearing for most of the night. "Ready to work?", she asked.

They both nodded and as soon as everyone entered the reception area, the phone rang. Aida went and answered nodding and writing something down on a piece of paper. She put the phone down and told everyone to line up. After a couple minutes a some men and a woman came into the reception area and Aida smiled brightly at them.

"Hello.", she said bowing to them with a smile. "Welcome to the Happy Endings Massage Parlor. After you make your choice please wait in here for a few moments so that I can get your payment information and more. It is customary here for guests to pay first so that we may make sure no one is trying to sneak into this exclusive parlor. If for some reason you are not satisfied with the services given you will be given a percentage of your money back and free drinks in the bar upstairs for you and up to two guests."

The men all nodded showing that they understood.

Aida smiled at them more. "Alright then. According to my boss. A Mr. Sasuke Uchiha has the first pick for a massage therapist.", she said to them.

Sasuke looked at all the choices while Aida did her best not to glare at Ino and Sakura who were going against the rules and doing all sorts of things to get his attention. She just kept smiling waiting for him to pick someone.

"I want this one.", Sasuke said pointing to Naruto.

"Excellent choice, sir. Please have a seat while the others pick.", she said pointing to the many lush couches surrounding them.

"Alright next up is a Mr. Itachi Uchiha.", Aida said to the men.

Itachi did a quick scan selecting Sakura and then went to take a seat on one of the couches.

"Wonderful pick, sir. Up next to choose is a Mr. Sasori Akasuna.", Aida said to them. She counted only two more people left.

She looked over at the rest of the lineup and had to stop herself from laughing out loud when she saw Deidara actually blush at Sasori. The red head seemed to notice as well as he picked Deidara and went to sit down.

"Amazing pick, sir. Alright Mr. Gaara sabaku.", Aida said watching the other red head look over the remaining therapists.

Gaara only glanced at Neji before taking the Hyuuga's hand and leading him over to the couch.

"Fantastic choice, sir. Now its your turn Ms. Temari Sabaku.", Aida said to her with a smile.

"That girl.", Temari said pointing at Tenten. Tenten walked over to Temari and smiled at her and they went to go sit down as well.

"Alright that is everyone for now. The rest of you can go-", Aida said getting cut off by a voice behind her.

"I hope I am not too late to make my selection.", the man said from behind her.

Aida turned around still bowing. "Of course not, sir. Welcome to the Happy Endings Massage Parlor Mr. ?"

"Zetsu.", he said. "So I get to pick out of the remaining people.", he asked.

Aida looked up at him and her eyes widened slightly. This was the guy she had run into earlier. Quickly regaining her composure she smiled and looked at him. "That is right sir. Then after you pick I need to process payment information and such."

"Very well.", Zetsu said and then glanced at the others in the line briefly. "Alright. I have decided.", he said to her.

"And who is your pick sir?", Aida asked him looking at him.

"You...", Zetsu said and Aida's eyes widened.

"M-Me?", she squeaked out.

"Yes.", he said to her.

"Well sir I am not one of the therapists. I am a greeter more or less. I do not want you to be disappointed or anything like that by choosing me.", Aida said to him though a blush was evident on her face.

"I want you. If you are worried about compensation I can easily pay extra for your services.", he said to her.

"I-I-um...", Aida said not sure of what to say anymore. She glanced at her friends who were both nodding at her telling her to go for it. She bit her lip sighing turning away from the reassuring looks her friends were giving her and back to Zetsu. She could not refuse a customer unfortunately and she knew it. Still....

"Alright sir. I shall be your therapist this evening.", Aida said hoping she could at least do a good job.

After that was settled she got the payment information and more from each of the people using therapists that evening. They all went to their rooms and Aida took Zetsu to the extra room they had set up. It was just as nice as the others and set up the same way, it was just an extra room. Aida didn't have her own room because she wasn't a therapist.