Author's notes: Well well well… this is my first fic ever and I must say it was incredibly fun to write [although I have to admit I am nervous about positing it!]. But, since it was so fun I started a second one almost immediately after I finished with the first draft of this [Genma's Not-So-Boring Boring Day -it's the same story from Genma-san's POV. pretty funny] Anywhooo I hope ya'll enjoy it -at least a little. Much love! *muah!*
Story Notes: 'Baka' = idiot
Italics represent Iruka-kun's inner mental thoughts.
Italics inside brackets represent Kakashi-kun's inner thoughts.
Oh, and this fic is almost entirely from Iruka-kun's POV. :D
Iruka's Sweet Sexy Revenge
This is not h-h-happening!… This is NOT h-happening. Iruka thought to himself as he felt the roaming hands slip under his shirt and begin exploring. Chunnin vest previously discarded, laying in a haphazard heap in the middle of the teacher's classroom's floor.
Hands roam freely. Caressing and exploring the chunnin's chest. Lightly tracing ab lines and stopping every so often to playfully pinch a tender spot.
Where did he c-come from? W-why is he in MY classroom. How did h- Thoughts cease as a wicked wicked mouth licks his neck.
whoa, He's licking my neck? Mmm that feels good.. but Why is HE licking my-my neck? HIM of all people. This c-cannot be h-happening. Okay Iruka. Get your shit together. Clearly you are dreaming or under a very VERY realistic and pleasurable genjutsu… Iruka mentally debates the current situation.
Okay analyze the situation.. Is this a genjutsu? Iruka discreetly pinches his own thigh hard enough to feel a little blood trickle down his leg and thus to lift any possibly occurring genjutsu.
Nope. Not a genjutsu… "Ohhhhh" Iruka moans aloud, eliciting a smirk from his captor.
"Oh Kami!" - Iruka's inner analysis is interrupted as a the wicked talented mouth latches onto a sweet spot on Iruka's neck.
Hands still roaming and rubbing the now shivering chunnin.
As the sucking, now licking, assailant abandons his attack on Iruka's sweet spot. He kisses and nips across Iruka's throat. Stopping and latching his talented mouth on again when he finds a place that causes the teacher to shudder. The now blushing chunnin's mind races once again…
Why is Kakashi, THE Hatake Kakashi, sucking my neck?… Not to mention touching me in general... Am I dreaming again?…That's it! I must be dreaming again… Trying to get a grip on what is reality and what could very well be a wet dream, Iruka attempts to ask the still sucking, still hand roaming, wicked mouth jonin a question.
"K-Kakashi... Sensei.. what.. a-are.. you.. DOOOING" Iruka panted then moaned loudly, mentally cursing that wonderfully skilled -
Gods he's amazing -for biting down sensually on another of his sweet spots during his attempt at a question. Eliciting another body shudder, an overly sweet sly voice replies softly in his ear, "Why my dear Iruka-kun I am sucking
(*suck*) your
(*suck*) delicious
(*suck*) neck"
(*suck*) Kakashi emphasizes the words with extra hard sucks while continuing to assault his mewling prey's sweet cinnamon neck.
Ahh... the brown haired chunnin thinks as he moans aloud...
Oh Kami that feels good...…
Wait… how did he get into my classroom? Now see, normally Umino Iruka plants wards and traps around his classroom. A LOT of wards and traps. Especially a lot of traps. Especially painful traps. Especially this late at night. Especially this late on a Thursday night when Genma-san, his so called friend, works the hidden leaf mission desk. And Iruka plants many, many, ESPECIALLY painful on every night that senbon wielding idiot is working late in the mission room AND knows the teacher has to stay late at the academy. Iruka mentally scowls,
that fucking idiot, as he unfortunately vividly remembers, with detail of a Sharingan user, a little occurrence of approximately two weeks ago when said friend, Genma-san, had "freed" 40 chickens in his classroom -
I'm gonna fucking throttle him. The senbon lover actually had the audacity to claim he was supporting animal rights and further explained the cinnamon colored sensei's classroom had been the easiest place for the relocation of the chicken coops -yes not coop but COOPS, plural -Iruka mentally scowls again.
He "freed" 40. Fucking. Chickens. Damn that Genma. Iruka mentally curses, then adds an additional note:
I still have to get that idiot back. However, thoughts fade quickly as Kakashi licks and nips his way from the teachers neck, down his jaw line, and begins sucking and nibbling his lips.
"Mmm Kaka-sensei." Iruka audibly moans -
oh shit did I say that out loud? "Maa, I do loveeee it when you call me sensei... Iruka kun." The lazy jonin murmurs into the cinnamon colored chunnin's sweet neck.
As the licking, sucking, and soft biting escalates, Iruka arches back into the silver haired jonin's embrace, lolling his neck to the side, subconsciously giving his assaulter more area to attack...
Dear Kami that feels good… Without warning Iruka is slammed down onto something hard.
What the he- Wait! That's my desk, we are in my classroom! Kami i can get fired! Iruka minds frantically observes the hard surface he was just slammed down onto is his desk. Purposefully distracted momentarily by the silver haired mans ravishing, Iruka realizes that the jonin's sinful roaming hands have now roamed south into his pants.
"W-w-wait, we are..."
Sentenced stopped short, Iruka gasps and arches back into a warm, muscular chest, thrusting himself further into Kakashi's hand as the skilled glove suddenly but softly grasps Iruka's near painfully hard cock. Squeezing it slightly.
That. Feels. Amazing. Inner Iruka mentally moans.
Wh-wh-what was i going to say? Thoughts stop again as inner moans turn outward as the ex-ANBU tightens his gloved grasp and whispers sensually, "mmmm Iruka-kun, hard already?" adding another squeeze for emphasis and immediately begins teasingly slow, feather-like strokes on Iruka's huge, rock hard length.
Th-think Iruka. Th-th... "Ka-ka-kakashiiiiii. Ahh. I... Ah. Ah..." Thought is lost again as the lazy jonin continues, still slowly and ever so lightly, stroking Iruka's now slowly leaking dick. "Maa Iruka-kun Kami you're big... I could cum just touching it... imagining your huge.. thick... hard... cock... pumping in and out of me..." the last words huskily whispered louder as the pale hand's strokes increase in pressure speed.
Iruka squeaks, his mind firing up,
H-he w-would let me t-top? B-but I've n-n-never… And I never th-thought HE would b-bottom... Ohhh how hot would that be? Resuming his assault with increased intensity, Kakashi once again sucks Iruka's neck, snaking his free hand up slowly to pinch and tug a nipple, his other hand continuing pumping motions.
Oh my gods. Those gloves. Iruka thinks as his eyes roll back into his head.
Smirking into his victim's neck, the jonin faux innocently asks, "Now my sweet, beautiful, Iruka-kun, what was it you were trying to say?" as he begins pushing and rubbing his own now very hard cock into the delectably moaning cinnamon skinned chunnin's tight, muscular backside, continuing skillfully strokes. Kakashi smears Iruka's oozing pre-cum up and down the chunnin's length.
Iruka's mind hazily attempts to get a grip,
Shit. Shit. Classroom. Need... leave... "I... I... uhh... w-w-wondered if... AHH.. you umm.. Kamiiii!" Iruka screams in pleasure as Kakashi suddenly swallows his entire large length down the back of his throat.
W-when did my pants get p-pushed down? Iruka hazily wonders as Kakashi began sucking, kissing, and licking the generous member.
Kami, that mouth should be registered as a lethal weapon... Kakashi continues tip to base; base to tip; and repeat back again.
Iruka groans.
Slowly using his gloved hands to guide Iruka's hips, Kakashi pushes and pulls the moaning chunnin's hips: back and forth, back and forth; in and out, in and out of the silver head jonin's hot, smirking, sucking, mouth cavern. The chuunin's moans increase in volume and his body trembles with pleasure.
Oh my gods I have to get a fucking grip. Iruka's mind frantically races, remembering his and the wicked mouth, skilled hand, lazy jonin's current location. Trying desperately not to moan or cum.
Up and down. In and out. Sinful. Hot. Wet. Wicked. Mouth.
And oh my gods those g-gloves. Iruka mentally moans as a gloved hand grasps his base.
After barely 2 minutes of the wonderful assault, Iruka's about to lose it. The heat starts to build... ''I-I'm not g-going to l-last l-long" -
O-Oh K-Kami!- Eyes close, head rolls back, mouth opens permitting pleasurably mewling to escape...
F-F-Feels. s-so. g-good... "Oh my gods Kakashiii" Iruka moans, reflexively shoving his dick hard down the silver haired jonin's throat. However, realizing what he's done, Iruka quickly pulls back out as Kakashi's gagging noises reach his blushing ears. Hearing these sounds, Iruka's entire body takes on an even deeper crimson than before, realizing
oh my gods. I just gagged him. Iruka, you are such a freaking idiot..."Oh my gods K-k-kakashi-san I'm s-sorry!" Iruka squeaks. Embarrassed, no MORTIFIED, by his lack of control...
Now he'll hate you and any chance you had with him will be gone. Great job baka. "Maa Iruka-kun, I'm not." The lazy man replies, smiling wickedly. The jonin then stands up and starts to suck the cinnamon man's already bruised and overly sensitive neck. Causing the younger man to moan his name and his full cock to twitch.
Oh shit. I am going to cum everywhere if we don't get out of here fast. We c-can't stay here, the night janitor is due soon. I h-have got to say s-something... "K-k-kakashi-sensei " the mewling and pleasure shivering Iruka finally manages to gasp out in ragged moaning breaths. "W-W-Wait, p-please!"
"hmmm?" Kakashi quirks, wrapping a gloved hand into luscious brown locks gently freeing the beautiful strands from the pony tail holder while nipping and kissing his way from Iruka's neck and down his jaw line. Causing Iruka's dick to twitch again. Twice.
Oh my gods that wicked, wicked mouth. Regrabbing the now aching, spit covered, precum soaked cock, Kakashi kisses up the chunin's chest towards and stops his lips half a breaths length away from Iruka's lips and whispers teasingly, "mmmm Iruka-kun I love it when you say my name like that..." he briefly and lightly kisses Iruka's lips, starting to pump the moaning chunnin's dick faster and harder... "all breathy... all needy..." Shivers run down Iruka's spine. "...you..." he kisses Iruka's now trembling lips hard.. "..love this." he adds in a whisper. At the sexual sound of Kakashi's sultry voice Iruka begins to moan freely and arches into the pale nin's hand, throwing his head back onto the desk, dick and balls tightening, so close to release.
Shit. Shit. SHIT. Im going to loose it. What can i do? What can i do? Iruka inwardly cries to himself.
As if hearing Iruka's inward cries, Kakashi suddenly stops his assault on the writhing chunnin.
Now's my chance. What do I say? I don't want this to end... I've dreamed of Kakashi too damn long to allow my overly fearful conscious and my damn needy body to end it now… no matter how much I want to we can't do this here... Shit Iruka! Use your brain! Think. Think....Kami! That's it! Inner Iruka fist pumps and does a touch down dance as outward Iruka flashes a huge, lecherous, toothy smiley that would rival The Sex Obsessed Toad Sage.
Thank you Genma-san for giving me the passion and drive, and thank you Kami for Kakashi-san's notorious pervertedness. As the chunnin's smile widens, Iruka sees a thousand and one thoughts race behind Kakashi eye. The silver head jonin to slowly inhales and takes a full step back away from the now manically smiling teacher.
Haha! He probably thinking I'm pissed and am going to kill him Iruka inwardly muses as he chuckles out loud.
The copy cat nin pales, audibly gulps, and takes two more long steps back.
Still flashing the huge devious smile, the chunnin practically purrs "Aw Kkashi... Sensei..." taking a step towards the now terrified man... "Don't be afraid! I have a WONDERFUL idea." The words flowing like liquid lust towards the now on high alert jonin whose eyebrow automatically arches.
Suddenly Iruka closes the paces between them. His mouth against the tensed up older man's ear, the teacher whispers seductively... "Yes, 'Kashi-san, a wonderful idea... That you-" Iruka quickly darts his tongue over the silver haired's ear and huskily purrs, voice of pure. sexual. liquid. lust..."-my sweet
(*lick*) sexxxy
(*lick*) pervert
(*lick, lick*) will loveeee," eliciting a small moan from the slowly still tense ex ANBU.
"Maa, Iruka Sensei w-what is i-it?" Kakashi squeaks and gulps in reply, slightly calmer but clearly still weary of the infamously hot tempered teacher. The cinnamon man presses his hardness against Kakashi's slowly returning one.
Rocking his hips, Iruka causes delicious friction eliciting another small moan from the lazy sensei.
"I just thought you might want to help me with some, ummm, lets say revenge."
"Revenge?" Kakashi gulps and immediately tenses again.
"Yes, revenge... Seeing as you, my sweet, sexy, horny pervert, clearly desire to continue our little romp…" Iruka purrs as his hand sneaks below the older man's pants and caresses his hardening cock, squeezing it slightly for emphasis. "Why don't we indulge your perverted fantasies of doing me on a desk?..."
A lazy eyebrow raises.
"...Which is why i know you choose to approach me here..."
Another lazy eyebrow jumps to full attention, joining the first.
"...And..."
The chunnin playfully nips his new captor turned victim's neck.
"Why don't you transport us to the mission room so you can fuck me with an audience."
A mouth drops.
Iruka, still nipping and kissing the other nin, nonchalantly adds: "Genma-san deserves some karma."
An audible gasp.
At that Iruka smirks -
come on Kakashi, don't fail me now- and turns his head to see Kakashi's usually smart ass mouth silent, a gape, and moving like a fish...
Only he could be attractive like that, Iruka inwardly laughs. Smiling sweetly Iruka adds, sweetly purring, "Now now Kakashi... SENSEI.. Don't act all shy now…" Quickly removing his hand from Kakashi's now fully erect dick, Iruka mentally prays
-PLEASE Kakashi, just say yes- and uses one hand to discard Kakashi's vest and shirt and the other to unbuckle his jonin pants.
Come on Kakashi… "I KNOW you want this."
And Kakashi snaps.
He snaps before the newly discarded clothes hit the floor.
He snaps before Iruka finished his last word.
Hatake Kakashi snaps back to reality in full swing with one purpose and one purpose only: To fuck the living HELL out of that wonderfully, delicious, surprisingly kinky, chocolate haired, cinnamon skinned chunnin.
Lips and tongues clash in heavy heated battle as Kakashi pins Iruka to his desk. Grinding their cocks hard against each other.
Both men moan.
Hands frantically entangle in hair.
Shivers race up and down both impassioned bodies.
Iruka, much to his dismay, is the first to break for air. Gasping frantically and mentally moaning -
damn!-- Head tipping back Iruka gasps as Kakashi inserted a finger into his hot hot hole while beginning to jack him off, gloves and all.
Yes, yes, yesssss!
"Oooh Kakashiii….Sensei… D-Don't s-stop... More... MORE!"
Kakashi moans, tightens his grip, and inserts a second digit into the sweltering tight heat.
Finally realizing the silver mans size, seeing Kakashi's giant swollen pre-cum drenched, freely weeping gargantuan dick for the first time as it bobs up and down with Kakashi fast, nearly frantic double hand motions. Iruka has a moment of intense and excitement mixed with a pinch of fear...
g-gods. He's not just b-big. He is H-HUGE. Wayyyy bigger than me. So thick... Shit. I this could really hurt... One or maybe both men moan.
Fuck it. I don't care if he rips me in to. I need him in me now. Determination anew, Iruka pants, "K-Kakashi.. I.. I.. w-want you in me n-now. I d-don't care about the prepping... P-Please SENSEI..."-he begs, moaning loudly at the end of his plea as a third digit snaked in, "t-transport us and f-fuck me... F-fuck me on Genma's desk. N-NOW!" The last part coming out more as an order than a request.
Apparently Kakashi got the point.
Lips suddenly move frantically all over the chunnin's mouth and neck. Hot tongue dashing here and there as if trying to drink the teacher up.
Iruka pants some more, "T-There is l-lube.. and a c-cock ring.. Ahhhh... in the m-middle d-drawer of m-my desk. My DESKKK!" Iruka screams as the lazy jonin hit his prostate dead on.
Kakashi froze. Now bent over the writhing, sweaty chunnin, kisses and stretches passed. "Oh, my, gods, Ru-kun." fingers wriggle inside the still impossibly tight heat, "You are a naughty naughty kinky thing aren't you?" Pounding down on Iruka's prostrate again hard, with all three fingers.
"YESSSS! I am!..." -
fuck it, I don't care how desperate I sound. I NEED him.- "Pleaseeeeeee Kaka-Sensei. P-please."
Kakashi dick spurted a little cum upon the wanton moaning of his name and the now shivering jonin immediately decides, [
Who am I to deny this beautiful mans wishes?] "Where at?"
"M-m-middle drawer."
Climbing over Iruka, he takes the shortest route possibly -hey, hey! He isn't described as lazy for nothing!- Kakashi frantically slings open the middle drawer and digs. However, doing so positions his bobbing member in front of Iruka's face. Smiling Iruka props up off his back onto his elbows and takes Kakashi's gigantic cock into his mouth in one full sweep.
Kakashi moans loudly. Really loudly.
However, to Iruka's disappointment, the copy nin summons all the restraint and control his years as an ANBU taught him, jerking his hips up, pulling most of his length of out the teacher's mouth.
Huskily, yet playfully chastising, the confused teacher, Kakashi replies, "Iruka-kun, I will NEVER find this shit and we shall NEVER make it to the mission room if you continue to suck my dick like a lollipop."
Iruka whines. His mouth visibly pouting around Kakashi dick, which remains partially in his mouth.
With a happy upside down u shaped eye, Kakashi laughs aloud as he peers down his chest at the younger man. "Now that is, by far, the sexiest pout, I have ever seen."
Removing Kakashi's dick from his mouth with a pop, and a smirk, Iruka laughs as well and begins rubbing his hands over the jonin hard hot body.
"Fine. Back left"
[
bingo!] "Got it."
With that Kakashi scoots down the chunnin's body, kissing and licking all the way, until he again stands beside the desk. Taking Iruka's cock back into his mouth, Kakashi restarts his wet assault on the wet sticky cock -
Gods this man is going to kill me... Iruka thinks to himself
- Kakashi uses the teacher's momentary distraction to pull his muscular ass to the very edge of the desk. Hooking the chunnin's knees over his shoulders, the lazy jonin quickly pours a gracious amount of lube [
mmm, smells like strawberries] into his palm and starts lazily stroking himself.
"Let me do that for you... Sensei." Iruka lustfully purrs
[O
h gods that voice] Kakashi thinks as he moans aloud.
The jonin immediately quits his stroking and begins kissing, biting, and sucking every inch of the chunnin he can get to.
Once the teacher is done lathering him up, now panting, Kakashi sticks three fingers into Iruka's mouth. "Suck" he , slyly, the jonin slides three lube coated fingers back into the cinnamon teacher's tight heat. Immediately finding his prostrate, having memorized it's location before, Kakashi quickly reduces the chunnin to another writhing and moaning mess.
After a couple minutes, Kakashi notices Iruka's is now rocking down onto his fingers, essentially fucking himself on them. Kakashi smirks feeling Iruka's muscles tighten against his body. Kakashi grins and quickly slides the cock ring down over the large, now rapidly weeping cock.
"Kakashiiii" Iruka half moans half whines.
Chuckling the jonin smoothly replies, "Now now my sweet sexy chunnin, we can't have you cumming now and killing our chance to extract wonderful, luscious revenge on our dear, dear friend Genma-san now can we?"
Iruka can only "Hn." like Sasuke in response.
With that Kakashi slowly lines his massive member up to Irukas sweet hole and then, without warning, in one, quick, hard thrust fully engulfs himself in the sinfully tight hot wet heat.
"KKKAA-" Iruka starts...
hands sign flash quickly..
the room spins..darkens..disappears..
Suddenly they land. Iruka's throws his arms out and head back and is mid screaming moan, papers are flying, ink is splattering.
They land right on top of Genma's desk...
"-KKAASSHHIIIII!" Iruka finishes his pleasure driven scream as loud as his teachers lungs allow, uninterrupted in the mere milliseconds it takes the jonin to transport them from classroom to mission room.
A senbon hits the ground.
"OH MY K-K- KAMI KAKASHIIII!" Iruka screams again, body wildly arching up, wrapping the jonin in a back breaking embrace, as the Kakashi begins pounding into him at a hard ruthless pace.
"They don't call me a god for nothing," Kakashi coolly replies, grunting and winking at Genma who is stuck dumbfounded in shock in his chair a mere couple feet to their left.
Bringing his attention back to his sexy moaning chunnin, Kakashi pounds even harder than before into Iruka, eliciting more moans at an even higher volume, adding chakra and relentlessly nailing his lover's prostrate with every. fucking. single. thrust.
Oh my fucking Gods.
Hearing two gasps and the unmistakable sound of a body hitting the floor, never slowing, the copy nin quickly glances over his rear towards the missions office door where Kotetsu is frozen in the door way, mouth comically drooping to his chin beside a very pale, very passed out Izumo whom is laying face up on the tile floor, mouth open, legs spread eagle with papers floating and coasting through the air onto the ground beside him.
Laughing, Kakashi turns back, picks up speed and begins softly grunting Iruka's name.
Meanwhile Iruka has been reduced to nearly inaudible screaming of rotation of Kakashi, Kami, and fuck, essentially nonstop; Eyes rolled completely back, head and neck arched, in pure sexual pleasure, fingers digging into the jonin's naked, muscular, sweat covered back. The chunnin pants, "Kakashi... Kakashi..." Volume increasing with each moan filled utterance of his lover's name.
Feeling the heat start to build in his groin, Kakashi inwardly cusses himself, wishing this Icha-Icha worthy experience to never end. However, seeing his thrusting becoming increasingly sporadic and Iruka's moans starting to sound borderline pain filled, Kakashi kisses the cinnamon chunnin hard and deep on the lips and in one swift fluid movement wrenches the cock ring off the engorged pulsing dick, throwing it at Genma, and effectively flips Iruka and himself over. Resulting with the sweet, sexy moaning chunnin on top of him, tottering on the edge of release as he gives one last super thrust simultaneously grabbing Iruka hips, slamming the sexy chunnin down onto his dick with all his might.
Iruka cums first. And hard. Screaming Kakashi name in a huge body wracking silent moan. The sticky, warm liquid sprays onto Kakashi, himself, and Genma - who still remains next to the lovers unmotionless. Hazily Iruka briefly wonders if the senbon lover is breathing before moaning aloud one final time as the silver haired jonin gives a few weak last thrusts as he cums almost instantly after Iruka, filling the sweaty, panting teacher with his hot sticky essence.
oh. my. g-g- Iruka falls onto Kakashi chest and passes out.
The lazy one responds by snuggling his head into irukas chocolate hair and embracing the younger man possessively.
Looking though the soft chocolate locks, over Iruka's shoulder, Kakashi turns his head towards Genma one last time and smiles wickedly from ear to ear. "Maaa Genma-kun, sorry, I guess we got lost on the road of life... Well.. see ya later!" as he makes the necessary hand signs to transport and poof his sweet sexy chunnin and himself away.
End Notes: Domo arigato for reading! Hope ya'll liked it. Also am thinking about making a Kakashi POV and/or perhaps a second chapter? What do ya'll think? Lemme know :D Oh, and lastly, but surely NOT leastly, a huge thank you to TONFA's DaBlackStallion for being my inspiration to give lemon writing a try!