I Ain't No Beta Bitch!

A/N: This will be a two part thang. Maybe more if I get a really good response from this haha. Please remember to rate and review, it let's me know how much you enjoyed or liked something.
I hope you enjoy the first part!!!




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I Ain't No Beta Bitch! Chp 1


"So let me get this straight. I have to go with Naruto, on a mission, that I'm not allowed to know anythin' about." Kiba stood in front of Tsunade's desk with his arms folded against his chest, highly unimpressed with his current circumstances.

"For the fifth time, Inuzuka, yes." Tsunade leant back in her chair in annoyance. She wanted the mutt out of her office and off on this mission immediately. 

"Ya aren't even gunna tell me where we're going?"

"I'm afraid I can't."

"I know this all sounds really crazy, Kiba. But you have to trust me on this one, it's better if ya don't know." Naruto interjected from his position beside Tsunade.

"What the fuck makes ya think I'm just gunna agree to go on this less than appealin' mission?"

"I'll pay five times the amount of your already high wages and you get a whole week off once the mission is complete." Tsunade added to try and con the mutt into going on this mission. 

"Oddly enough that doesn't fuckin' comfort me." Kiba bit out. 

"Kiba," Naruto waited until the Inuzuka's gaze was focused solely on him. "I would never put you in harms way on purpose. And you are the only one who can be my partner on this one."

Naruto sure knew how to suck people into things. "I get a whole week off afterwards?"

"Yes." Tsunade hissed the last letter out, officially sick of this conversation. 

"... Fine."

"Yus! Thank you, Kiba." Naruto came up and hugged him tight for only a brief moment before picking up the two bags that were sitting on the couch.

Kiba took the one offered to him and sighed loudly. "And ya will let my family and team know I'll be gone?"

"Of course." Tsunade sealed the deal by fixing Naruto with a stern look. "I want no damage done that can't be fixed by either if you, you hear me." Not a hint of question lay within the statement.

"Yes." Naruto sounded like a deflated preschooler.

"I'm serious, Naruto. He's not built like the two of you, he will break easily."

"I know, I know."

Kiba was beyond lost and assumed that the two were talking about whoever it was that they were going after on this mission. By the sounds of it the man they were going after was a civilian, which meant that he was most likely a crime lord causing mayhem somewhere. Fastening his back pack to him so it wouldn't move around much on his journey, Kiba turned to Naruto. "Let's go."

"Alright!" Punching his fist into the air Naruto lept out of the window, Kiba hot on his heels. 

"Poor mutt doest know what he's got himself into." Tsunade smiled sadistically before settling back into paperwork. 

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The two men had been traveling for sixteen hours straight at high ninja speed through dense treetops, and fatigue was starting to catch up with Kiba. Unlike the Uzumaki, Kiba didn't have an endless amount of stamina to fall back on. They were just outside the border of Leaf and Kiba had guessed they were heading somewhere in the direction of Sand, their route a tad too eastward.

His body not being able to take anymore of this Kiba ripped off a tree branch and threw it at Naruto's back, dropping to the forest floor panting for breath.

Naruto dropped in front of the Inuzuka and glared at the mutt. "What."

"Not all of us are stamina junkies, asshole." Kiba could sense Kyuubi lurking beneath the surface so kept his head down and made his body small and unthreatening even as his tone was mocking. He wasn't really surprised about Kyuubi's presence, he had partnered with Naruto enough over the years to know that the demon made himself known when Naruto pushed himself physically. Which was most likely why he was chosen to do this mission. He knew how to act around alpha males and Kyuubi knew his presence well. 

Seeing Kiba crouching before him made Naruto force Kyuubi's presence back down as he placed a hand on the Inuzuka's shoulder. "Sorry mate. He's been getting a bit testy lately and I totally forgot about the time. Wanna camp here?"

"Sounds good to me." Kiba sat down on his ass and folded his legs in front of him removing his back pack. He went to unzip it when Naruto snatched it out of his hands. "What the fuck?"

"Sorry, you can't look in the bags until midnight tonight." 

"What? Why?" Kiba looked up at Naruto then and sensed Kyuubi shift back closer to the surface within Naruto. Fuck that fox, he was hungry and tired and sick of being kept in the dark. He went to retort more but Naruto cut him off before he could speak. 

"Don't man, he really doesn't like it." Naruto warned, placing the bags on the ground at his feet. 

"Then tell me what the fuck is goin' on!" Kiba rose to one knee, moving to stand up when Naruto growled low in his throat. 

"I can't! And don't fuckin' move! If you take one step up Kyuubi will rip your throat out." The threat hung heavy in the air, Kiba hearing the pleading undertone in Naruto's voice. 

Slowly, and very carefully Kiba let his gaze slip to the ground at Naruto's feet. "What's goin' on, Naru? Why's Kyuubi so close?" His voice was void of threat, malice or dominace. Naruto wouldn't warn him like that if something wasn't seriously up. 

"I can't fuckin' tell you 'til tomorrow." 

"Ok." Kiba ended all his queries about the mission there. "What can I do t' make him settle?"

Naruto whined, and Kiba guessed it was at something Kyuubi suggested. 

"Naru, I'll do anythin' right now, 'kay? No matter how bad ya think it is I'll do it. I don't wanna anger Kyuubi."

Naruto studied Kiba's prone form and couldn't sense the stench of lies. He had to trust in Kiba's canine heritage right now. "He wants you on all fours, arms above your head with your cheek on your forearm."

Kiba nodded slowly in compliance and went to move into the position asked of him. 

"Slowly." Naruto reminded in a growl.

Doing as he was told, Kiba gingerly slid his knee to the ground. Once there he heard an angered sound come from Kyuubi and went to move his body into the rest of the position that the demon wanted.

"Good." Kyuubi purred. "Now stay there bitch."

Kiba let the insult slide even though it aggravated the very core of his being. He was by no means a beta male, but with the threat of having his throat ripped out he would play an obedient role. 

Naruto moved about the prone Inuzuka and walked off into the surrounding forest to collect fire wood. Kiba remained rooted to the spot, his head facing away from the direction Naruto had walked off in. 

Dry, dead logs were dropped four feet away from his head startling him slightly. Kyuubi growled to make sure the other male wouldn't move. "You piss me off, mutt."

Kiba remained silent as he stared off into the forest before him.

He smelt a change in Naruto's scent that told him Kyuubi had fully taken over Naruto's body. He had to play his cards really carefully right now.

Kyuubi made a few hand seals and lit the fire wood ablaze, Kiba focussing on the cracking of the flames. "Get over here, mutt."

Keeping his eyes on the forest floor, Kiba slowly crawled his way over to Kyuubi. Once he neared the other male Kyuubi grabbed him by the arms roughly and forced him into his lap. Kiba's legs went around the others waist, his arms hanging limply by his sides. Kyuubi bared the left side of the Inuzuka's throat and glared at the docile male before him. "You act so calm yet I can smell your fear. Afraid I'll snap your neck in two, mutt?" Kyuubi licked a path up his jugular and Kiba shook confused beneath the demon. 

"This was not the destination we agreed on, Naruto."

Kiba practically jumped out of his skin at the sound of another's voice. Kyuubi tightened his hold around him, one arm clamping around his waist the other hand fisting the hair at the back of his head and baring his throat taught before the demon. Scenting the air made all the muscles in Kiba's body tighten in fear. He could smell death. No. Wait. It wasn't quite death. More like killing intent with many kills behind it. He'd smelt this scent before, although it was less potent now. 

"Fuck off, sand bitch, he's mine." Kyuubi growled, canines hovering over the Inuzuka's pulse. 

Sand bitch? That meant that deadly scent belonged to... "Stay back, Gaara! It's not Naruto it's..."

"I am fully aware that that is not Naruto." Gaara stood calmly watching the two Konoha men with steady eyes.

Kiba whimpered as the two jinchuriki's chakra flared up in a dominance battle before Gaara crushed his chakra down on Kyuubi. A split second later the vicious hold on Kiba loosened as Naruto came too. Kiba was severely confused. Kyuubi could have easily won that dominance battle, yet he let Gaara win and Naruto regain consciousness. 

"This was not the destination we agreed on, Naruto." Gaara repeated. 

"Kiba... Oh, Kiba, I'm so sorry." Naruto pulled the Inuzuka into a tight hug and buried his nose into Kiba's neck, the brunette's scent calming him slightly. "We stopped 'cause Kiba was tired and then Kyuubi got all pissed off and then... I'm so sorry, Kiba."

"It's fine." Kiba soothed as he returned the hug and dug his fingers through blonde locks.

"No it's not. I should have told you why I wanted you to come with me but I was afraid you'd say no and then..."

"Naruto." Gaara silenced he blonde man then turned to Kiba. "You were not informed about your role in this?"

"He would have said no." Naruto answered. "And I can't fuckin' go through that again this year, Gaara. I won't do it again."

"That is not your lone decision to make." Gaara frowned at Naruto. 

"He would have said no." Naruto repeated stubbornly. 

"Look guys, I'm fine with being here and all, but ya gotta let me know what's goin' on." Kiba continued to sooth Naruto by toying with the thick blonde locks. 

Gaara's frown deepened before he sighed in defeat. "As you wish. Every year during the spring all jinchuriki go through, and I say this with out a better substitute, a mating season. This will be our third season. The first took the both of us by surprise, Naruto was in Sand for an alliance meeting so we both went out to the desert and let off some steam. But to our disappointment neither of us were sexually satisfied. The second season we were ready for it and did the same thing out in the desert but Naruto was a bit too violent and ended up dislocating both my shoulders and braking one too many bones."

"You think that's bad you should have seen what he did to me." Naruto laughed at the flood of memories and started nuzzling Kiba's throat. "The fucker ripped my arm off."

"You started it." Gaara retorted. 

"So if ya go hash shit out in the desert, why do ya need me in the middle of a forest?"

"'Cause the bitch won't submit." Kyuubi growled out. The demon was sealed, but it seemed that Naruto agreed with the fox for once, letting him speak his mind. 

"We are both dominant." Gaara cleared up, glaring at Naruto.

"But isn't Shukaku female... wait a minute... Ya said ya were both dominant. I ain't no fuckin' beta male." Kiba went to pull back but Naruto held him in place with stiff strength.

"Shukaku can change sexes." Gaara informed. "But yes she does prefer to be female until Kyuubi or one of the other jinchuriki gets close then he's male."

"Fucking bitch." Kyuubi concluded.

"And I repeat, I ain't no fuckin' beta male." Naruto began lightly nipping Kiba's pulse point and it made the brunette squirm where he was being held.

"We aren't asking you to be." Gaara stepped closer to the two shinobi and Kiba watched him carefully, the scent of kills embedded within the red head. "Where do you stand on homosexual sex?"

"It's fun with the right people." Kiba replied wearily. 

"Are we the right people?" Naruto asked nipping a little harder at the growing mark on the Inuzuka's neck. 

A small, clipped moan was his answer. "But what about Kyuubi? He hates me."

"He doesn't hate you." Naruto clarified. "He hates how you don't aggravate him." Naruto smiled into tan skin as Kyuubi kicked up a fuss within. "You do what he says, when he says it, without challenging his authority."

"'Cause I don't wanna die." Kiba added. Gaara was getting slowly closer to them. 

"Yeah but Sasuke always swore bloody murder and tried to get away and shit." Naruto recalled the blood splattered memories fondly. Sasuke sure was a fun play thing. 

"Then why didn't ya get Sasuke to come along?" Naruto was now stroking his sides and sucking on his neck making the mark deeper and larger. His mum was going to kill him when he got home. Inuzuka men did not get marked.

"Gaara hates him. Hates the fighting aspect of Sasuke."

"So yer thought ya would get a compliant fuck instead." Gaara was now right behind Kiba taking off his gourd. 

"No." Gaara gracefully bent down and sat behind Kiba, his legs going under Naruto's. "We wanted somebody who got the more animalistic side to our demons. Who understood when to push and when to back off. Plus you are not an arrogant asshole like the Uchiha." Gaara placed the front of his body to Kiba's back and delighted when the brunette leant back into him ever so slightly. 

Naruto laughed at the insult to Sasuke and ran his hands up and down Kiba's thighs. "So will you play with us? All of us?" Naruto's eyes flashed red momentarily and Kiba froze still.

Gaara nudged Kiba's head to other side exposing the right side of his throat. He began nipping at the junction there just as Naruto had done to the other side. "Before you agree know that the games we play will be rough. There will be blood, there will be tears and there will be pain."

"But it will also be ree~ally good." Naruto let his finger tips ghost over Kiba's crotch, smiling evilly when the other arched into his touch slightly. "Have ya ever fucked anyone anomalistically? Tapped into the primal part if you and fully exposed it?"

At the end of Naruto's words Gaara sunk slightly extended canines into Kiba's pulse point. The brunette arched violently when Shukaku's chakra sank into Gaara's bite mark and vibrated within his chakra system. A yelled moan was ripped from his lungs and he tried to scramble back into Gaara when he felt Kyuubi rise from within Naruto. But the fox demon was somehow different this time. Like Kyuubi's chakra was both watered down yet enhanced at the same time. 

"Kyuubi and Naruto are going to merge ever so slightly. You do not need to worry too much about him, Kiba. Should Kyuubi get too vicious I will be here to seal him back up." Gaara explained around the mouthful of flesh in his mouth. The taste of blood coated his tongue and he purred in satisfaction, drawing more of the rich substance into his mouth with languid sucks. 

"I'd like to see you try bitch." Kyuubi smirked as he twisted the hem of Kiba's top between clawing fingers. "He's wearing too much clothing." Naruto looked over Kiba's shoulder at Gaara and pinned him with a look Kiba couldn't decipher. 

"Nothing serious will happen until midnight tonight." Gaara fixed Kyuubi with a look and watched the red recede from Naruto's eyes.

Naruto pulled Kiba back towards him and lapped at the wound Gaara made. Kiba could feel the bite mark stitch itself back together and guessed it was from Naruto's chakra infused saliva, one of the benefits of being the vessel to the nine tailed demon. His mum was going to kill him, bring him back to life, then kill him again. Not only was he going home marked by one male jinchuriki, he was going home marked by two of them. He'd never get a wife at this rate.

"You have not answered whether you will join us in this year's season." Gaara reminded, fingers trailing down Kiba's spine.

"Why do ya have to wait 'til midnight?"

"Full moon." Gaara responded.

"I'll join on one condition. Nobody is goin' to rip any body part off me and after all this shit is done and dusted you two heal me up, includin' the marks on my neck."

Shukaku and Kyuubi huffed their disapproval at the marks being healed. "That is entirely fair." Gaara commented moving to stand. "I trust you brought everything, Naruto."

"Yup, got it all."

"Then please prepare an adaquite meal for tonight's activities." Raising his hands slowly in the air, the sand within his gourd began to pour out and spread in every direction. Gaara covered every inch of ground, shrub, three and leaf with his sand within a kilometers radius of himself. The tiny particles glinted in the fire and moon light before blending in with their surroundings. If an ant sneezed Gaara would know about it.

Naruto pulled a scroll out of the bag he had been carrying and upon opening it several cooking utensils and containers appeared. He began by placing the metal cooking stand over the fire, two medium sized pots soon placed on top of it. A dollop of cooking oil was added to each pot as Naruto opened up the two containers. One contained already cooked rice and the other a beef casserole.

"You are wasting time by not heating them up with genjutsu." Gaara commented as he sat beside Kiba.

"Tastes better when ya heat 'em up like this." Kiba commented. 

"Thank you, Kiba. Mr. Anal-retentive over there doesn't appreciate good food like we do." The blonde commented placing his hand over one of the pots to see if it was warm enough yet. Deciding it was warm enough for the water, Naruto emptied half of a canteen into one of the pots and sat down on the other side of Kiba. "Everything has to be done in the quickest way possible and low-and-behold if even five seconds is wasted." Naruto smirked as he saw the red heads brow furrow.  

"Food is used to create and store energy along with providing the body with the nutrients required to function properly. So excuse me if I do not care what the food I eat tastes like as it is good for me." He always bloody fell for Naruto's teasing words. The man would say something to irk him and he'd bite back with force. 

"What's the point in livin' the life of a ninja if the food ya eat tastes like ass?" Kiba smirked at the Kazukage and squeezed the others knee teasingly. "Hinata's casseroles are the freakn best so yer in for a treat."

"I was under the impression that Naruto made that casserole." Gaara queried looking back at the blonde. 

"Ya kiddin' me? The guy can't cook  t' save his life. The only thing he can make is ramen and toast, and even then the toast comes out burnt as fuck." Kiba smirked at Naruto and laughed when the blonde pulled the finger at him. 

"I was going to make the casserole myself but Hinata came round on her weekly visit and happened to bring it with her." He poured said casserole into the empty pot now that it was hot enough and emptied the rice into the now boiling water. 

Gaara raised his brow at the new information of the Hyuuga heiress visiting Naruto weekly and Kiba cleared things up for the man. "Kakashi-sensei was bitch'n in the missions room about how their up-and-comin' Hokage literally only ate ramen and Hinata happened to overhear him. She still got a soft spot for Naru and all that he did for her confidence and shit so she felt obliged to pay 'im back somehow. So now every week when she is in Konoha she goes round to his house and gives him several home-made meals that he can freeze so he actually gets some decent food in him. When she isn't  in Konoha she gets her lil' sis' to make somethin' and drop it off."

"And the best part is that all the meals are huge 'cause I eat so much." Naruto grinned widely as he alternated between stirring the casserole and the rice. 

"Spoiled." Gaara commented, absently looking up at the sky. The full moon wouldn't be at its peek for another hour.

"It's more like 'well loved'." Naruto smirked as he studied Gaara briefly. "You that bad?"

"Keeps pushing against the seal every other minute instead of every other hour. I have told him to settle but he will not." Gaara frowned up at the stars hoping to find self restraint up within the burning balls of gas

"Know your pain, dude. Kyuubi's a bit better than Shukaku though, he's actually going to wait 'til midnight." 

"'s there anythin' I can do to help?" Kiba asked concerned. 

"Sit further away." When Naruto frowned at him he scowled and added a begrudging, "Please." Gaara looked at Kiba and the brunette could have sworn there was a glint of something demonic in the red head's eyes as he smoothly slid away and sat closer to Naruto. 

Kiba remained still as he felt Shukaku's chakra spread out a bit and claimed the air around the Subaku as his own, proclaiming that a swift death would be given to anyone who dared to get anywhere near his vessel. 

Naruto left his pots for a minute and dug through the bag that he had pulled the scroll out of earlier. Removing two bottles of sake he smiled to the two other men. "Sake anybody?"

"Please." The Inuzuka replied immediately. When Naruto raised an eyebrow at his quick reply Kiba tsked and turned to look at the flame beneath the pots. "Well excuse me if I'm a bit on edge." Kiba was caught between a rock and a hard place. With every second he could smell Kyuubi slowly fusing with Naruto, their chakra combining in an honestly frightful way. No person should be able to carry that much power within them yet carefully pour sake into three small cups. Kiba preferred to drink his sake from a dish instead of a cup but he couldn't give two shits right now. 

"Can ya hand that to Gaara. If I tried I think he would see it as a challenge and rip my arm off. Again." Naruto handed Kiba two cups, one of which the brunette drained immediately giving in back to Naruto to refill. "Just keep your head low and you should be sweet." The added encouragement did fuck all to Kiba's nerves as he gingerly approached Gaara's personal space.

Arm outstretched, Kiba kept the limb up in offering a foot and a half away from Gaara's torso as he waited for the red head to take the sake cup. Slitted eyes studied the intertwining or glass blades as still nothing happened. What felt like days passed, then surprisingly cold fingers closed around the cup in the Inuzuka's hand and he waited for the pale hand to retreat before he lowered his arm And moved to sit back next to Naruto. He took the sake offered to him and demanded another as he thought about all the different ways his mother was going to kill him. Absent fingers traced the freshly healed mark Gaara had been so kind to give him as he downed his third sake shot and finally placed the cup down on the ground, grinding it into the dirt so it would stay in place. The jinchuriki had promised they would heal the marks, but Kiba knew how holed the promise was. Sure they would get rid of the bruising, the bite marks, the inflamed skin, all of that would be erased with healing chakra and not a scar would remain. But the chakra Gaara had forced into the wound would be there for life. It would brand him as the mate of another for anyone who knew where to look. And he just fucking knew Naruto was going to place two chakra marks for every one of Gaara's. His chakra system would be bloated with demonic power for weeks before it got used to the foreign substances. Many a times Kiba had walked past Sasuke and caught the whiff of both Kyuubi's and Naruto's chakra beneath the surface of that alabaster flesh. His sharingan enabled him to burn through the foreign chakra over a few weeks of hard work outs, but Kiba and all scenting packs would avoid the Uchiha whilst the jinchuriki's mark was still fresh on the surface. So when he came home reeking of two male jinchuriki he wouldn't be surprised if his mother kicked him out on his ass for a few months as punishment for letting the Inuzuka name be dragged through beta dirt. "Another." Kiba sighed as he picked his cup back up and held it out in front of Naruto.

"You've got two fuckin' hands, do it yourself!" Naruto bit out as he began plating the rice and casserole into three bowls.

Kiba rumbled a growl of annoyance that was thankfully ignored by both males and poured himself his forth sake. Gaara held his arm out slightly and Kiba took the hint, keeping his eyes strictly on the cup in the Sabaku's hand as he refilled the man's cup.

"Right, I suggest you eat as much as ya can without getting sick, Kiba." Naruto said as he handed the brunette two bowls of casserole and waited for Kiba to put his sake cup down. "You're going to need as much energy as ya can get considering you're dealing with both of us."

Sake cup down, Kiba handed Gaara his bowl of casserole the shoveled a spoonful into his mouth. "Fffso wat eggsacctlee harpoons aat minmight?"

Gaara raised a brow at the muffled sentence. 

"He wants to know what happens at midnight." Naruto smirked before eating his own meal. 

"You understood that?" Gaara began eating in small mouthfuls making a mental note to eat Hinata's food again one day should the opportunity present itself.  

Naruto ignored Gaara and spoke sentences between mouthfuls. "Sex pretty much." The 'no shit' look Kiba gave him made him laugh slightly before explaining a bit more. "Well I'm already starting to merge with Kyuubi right now, so nothin' too exciting will happen on my end. My eyes will stay red and slitted though. The real thing ya wanna watch is Gaara. His eyes will go gold and he'll finally drop that protective layer of sand that covers his body."

Kiba turned concerned eyes to the red head politely eating his dinner. "Isn't that a tad risky? Thought ya wore that thing for a reason."

Naruto laughed at Kiba and Gaara let a small smirk slip past. "Ya kidding me!? He'll be fine. We'll both be covered in our demon's chakra and nothing gets past that shit this time of year."

"Yeah, but..."

"I suggest we all eat our meals within the next few minutes if we are to prepare before midnight." Gaara fixed Naruto with a look before he resumed eating his meal. 

"But what about..."

"Do you get the honors or do I?" Naruto asked as he resumed eating a little faster now. 

"What honors are..."

"You may have the honor." Gaara's smirk was firmly in place as he said the words, his and Naruto's meals nearly finished.

"What the fuck are ya talkin' about!?" Kiba yelled so the other two wouldn't be able to cut him off mid sentence. 

"Honestly dude, if you don't eat now you'll regret it later." Naruto shoveled his last spoonful into Kiba's open mouth and smiled wide at the incredulous look the Inuzuka gave him. "Just trust me on this, ok? You need to eat."

Kiba resumed eating with a scowl on his face at being left in the dark. 

"Good boy."

Without a thought Kiba punched Naruto in the arm, hard, for that little comment. Smirking at he small triumph he resumed eating his meal, only a few mouthfuls remaining. 

Naruto rubbed his arm as he pulled the bag Kiba had been carrying closer to him. Unzipping the bag, Naruto smirked evilly as he stuck a hand in and pulled out a rather large container, placing it in front of Kiba's feet. 

"What's that?" Kiba asked, last spoonful of casserole passing his lips. 

"Lubricant." Gaara supplied, Naruto laughing loudly as Kiba choked on his last mouthful. 

A tan hand thumped Kiba's back as the Inuzuka continued to choke. "We have exactly seven minutes left until midnight, Kiba. So drop your pants and stick your ass in the air, pretty please with a cherry on top." 



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A/N: Ooooooooooo what's gunna happen to poor ole Kiba??? Did you like the surprise character? Gaara was kind if obvious, but hey, I love that red head to bits!!
Please rate and review cause it's the only way I know you guys like what your reading. Been having a bit of writers block lately so Double Doggy Dare You and Yin and Yang won't be updated for a while unfortunately. And the second part to this is gunna be all smut and it's gunna be a long mother fucker too, so watch out for it aye.
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