Surprise

"He's just sitting there." a masculine yet whiny voice whispered. "No, he's fucking sleeping" another, deeper one said. "Ya, but look... He looks so innocent." the first voice said. "Come on, before he wakes up!" "No means no Hidan." the second voice stated. "Come on Itachi!!!" Hidan whined at the slightly taller man.

The 2 were currently watching Deidara who was sleeping on the couch in his private quarters of the base. Deep sleep created a peaceful air around the usually energetic and explosive bomber, who seemed bipolar at times.

His long blonde hair cascaded around his face as one arm was bent under his head and the other hung slightly off the couches side. "Oooo..." the blondes moan was loud enough for the 2 spying on him to hear and slowly try to get a better look.

Sure enough, a light sheen of sweat coated his forehead and his eyelids shuddered violently as his dream overtook him.

The men watched on in anticipation as a sleeping Deidara palmed his cock with the hand that was under his head.

Another moan came from partly closed lips and his breathing became ragged.

Finally the two couldn't hold their excitement as the tents in their pants begged for attention from the writhing and moaning androgynous male in front of them. Even the normally stoic Itachi couldn't hold back his anticipation while watching the hot blonde sleep-stroke himself.

Itachi shook his head as he heard a voice beside him whisper something yet again, "what." he snapped.

"I said...” he paused, making it dramatic, "do you want his mouth or his ass? Or are you a fuckin gay lord who wants it up the ass too, I can arrange that." Itachi looked on in mild disgust as Hidan rambled on, "I'll take his lower regions" not able to bring himself to say ass. "Whatever, he's probably a good sucker!" Hidan exclaimed as he watched Deidara give a harsh tug to his straining member.

"Ok, let's fucking go!" Hidan whispered loudly before walking towards the horny sleeping blonde with a gag and Itachi following closely behind holding a rope, thinking 'I can't believe we're doing this'

The fingers skimmed over his stomach, stroking his hardened abs as the tips trailed over his erect nipples and gave a squeeze.

Deidara moaned again at the rough contact, who knew such deathly hands were so skillful. 'It had to be a sin' Deidara thought in his dream state. Another moan escaped his pale lips as the hands traveled lower and grasped his cock through his pants, rubbing up and down roughly.

The man above him was faceless as always. His hair was darker than the night’s sky, and his skin was paler than the moon. Red eyes were the only physical features on this apparition. He knew who it was, just like he always did. But that didn’t make it any easier. He was supposed to kill the ass, not want him to fuck the bomber senseless, as if he wasn't confused enough about his sexuality.

 The fingers, long and skilled, pumped his growing appendage faster and harder.

But the pressure was becoming increasingly lighter. Growling, he tried to lift his hands from where they had lain at his sides, immobile like every other dream he had.

Try as he may, his arms stayed tight against his sides. No. His arms WERE moving, just not the right way. Even in his dream, Deidara knew something was wrong.

Quickly he resurfaced into consciousness, worried he was being attacked but being careful not to hint at now being awake.

He sent out a little bit of chakra, relieved to find that it was not two strangers, but two friends. Or so he thought, until he realized what they were doing.

A blinding pain just above his temple almost caused him to cry out as his body sagged into a non-dream state of unconsciousness.

"Hurry he's gonna wake up soon!" Hidan humphed and tightened the ropes on the blonde ankles as Itachi carried the unconscious blonde to the vacant bed in the room. "Well you didn't have to hit him you ass." Itachi was surprised at the lack of weight on the blonde, pulled close to his own thin yet muscular chest he realized just how small this male actually was.

Suddenly Itachi had a thought "Hidan...” he paused trailing off. After a while of not responding and just standing there over the bed holding Deidara close to his chest, Hidan’s angry voice snapped him out of his thoughts. "What the fuck do you want!" apparently Itachi's hesitancy was pissing him off. "Well" Itachi continued, peering down at the sleeping face. "How old is Deidara" the eyelids shuddered slightly in the sleeping face at the mention of his name.

Hidan’s eyes widened, as if he hadn't thought about that.

"Well he's here isn't he?" as if that was a good enough answer.

"Didn’t Pein say he was the youngest member to ever join..?" "Whatever, if you back out, more to me" Hidan said with a sneer.

Itachi, not liking the look in the immortals eyes, had to say "no you asshole" for fear of him hurting the delicate body held in his arms, a body he'd wanted to hold even more after he had fought the blonde, everyone in the Akatsuki knew the young bomber was a virgin. No matter how big he talked.

Pein did his research on every member of the organization; Zetsu just shared more than he was supposed to.

Back on the present note; Itachi laid the blonde carefully on the bed, knowing any rough movement would wake the unpredictable boy.

“Aww fuck! If I wanted to get all sentimental and careful n shit, I wouldn’t be here for sex now would I?!” Hidan complained loudly.

Itachi sighed again; it wasn’t like him to hesitate before a good fucking. Oh well, if Hidan's gonna turn it rough, he might as well get the thin body beneath him ready before Hidan's giant-ass cock was shoved inside.

“We might as well wait for him to awaken Hidan.” Itachi said to the impatient bastard looking at him.

"We do it now, or when he wakes up he'll scream his fucking head off." Piercing violet eyes met with red orbs for mere seconds before Hidan realized his too-late mistake. "Shit you fucking asshole…" he trailed off mumbling as his body fell heavily to the floor in its unconscious state.

"I said," Itachi started again, "we wait."

But even the great Uchiha couldn’t hold off his anticipation as he watched the pale chest slowly rise and fall, all but bare except for the thin black shirt.

Long fingers reached out to caress the hidden nipples, earning a sharp intake of breath from the sleeping beauty.

Slowly but gently pushing up the blonde’s shirt, he applied light pressure to the hardening nubs. Raking his short nails over the taut abs as the blue eyes shot open and peered around sleepily, obviously not taking anything from the situation.

"'Tachi..?" the blonde murmured tiredly. "Yes Dei?" He purred back into wide blue eyes that just realized what was going on. "Wh...Why the hell are my hands tied behind my back...? A...And wasn’t I on the couch?" a vague memory of being hit by something hard to the side of his head caused the bump on his temple to roar in pain.

"Ow." he flinched, hands trying to instinctively protect his head, "FUCK" he shouted as his left arm, that had been previously hurt on his mission (he got back and went straight to sleep, telling himself he'd see Konan in the morning), bent at a unusual angle with a huge purple bruise sporting over the area between his wrist and elbow, obviously broken.

Itachi tsked and stared deep into the blue orbs, his sharingan deactivated to prevent Deidara from worrying too much or trying to look away. The bomber stared back, not really used to the dark holes engulfing his in their hidden red depths.

When Itachi leaned in for the kiss, nobody was more surprised than himself.

 

Startled blue eyes glared at him pitifully. Blond hair fell over his left eye. Itachi brushed it out of the way as his lips moved on the ones below his, sliding his tongue gently over the dry full bottom lip, before catching it in his teeth and giving it a gentle tug. 

Obediently the bomber opened his mouth in shock and want. Deftly sliding his tongue into the opened cavern, Itachi swirled circles on the still tongue below his as life stirred in his groin. 

Deidara moaned under the careful ministrations from the active body above his.

Itachi pulled away to run his tongue over the swollen lips and the clarity the blue eyes gained was washed away in lust.

"Dei...” Itachi mumbled pulling the blonde into another breath taking kiss.

He knew better than to untie his beautiful captive just then but he wanted so badly to feel those skilled deadly fingers massaging his scalp and running through his long silky black hair. Instead he busied himself with running his hands over the taut abs and over the waist band of the straining pants the blonde was wearing.

Itachi's eyes widened in complete surprise as the blonde blushed a bright red straight to the tips of his ears.

"Commando? Didn't think that was something you would do." Itachi smirked evilly as his hand went further down the pants and into the coarse blonde hair at the base of the straining cock.

"Mmm...." Deidara moaned in submission when his mouth was attacked again.

Forcefully pulling the pants off the thin legs, Itachi fully wrapped his hand around the base of the leaking member.

Another needy moan escaped perfectly kiss-swollen plump lips that made his cock throb. “T...Tachi!” Dei said urgently as the hand holding him picked up speed and became a blur against the pale appendage.

Feeling the young blonde getting closer to his climax, Itachi pushed up the offending shirt that was blocking his view of the sexy muscles twitching at the sudden onslaught of cold air, and ripped off the pants fully. Leaving a naked beauty beneath him, staring at him with unconcealed lust.  He tweaked one of the perky nipples between his fingernail while lowering his head and trailing his tongue down between the pectoral muscles and across the abs until in came to a rest at the sensitive flesh above the wiry hair above the bombers member.

“Itachi…” Deidara moaned his name seductively and Itachi engulfed the head of the straining cock with a strong suction force.

Deidara threw his head back in ecstasy and Itachi reached up and undid his cloak, tossing it aside, but not before reaching into a hidden pocket and drawing out a blue vial filled with cold liquid.

Rubbing some onto his fingers he unceremoniously thrust one finger into the blonde’s virgin ass.

“EEP!” The bomber squeaked at the intrusion before he tried to relax his muscles. As he prepared him, the raven removed his own pants and shirt, leaving him just as naked as the blonde.

 Blue eyes darted down to the object nestled in the black wiry hair. Fully erect and sensually rubbing against his calf whilst the owner went back to deep throating him and adding a third finger to stretch him.

Deidara couldn't decide what to focus on, the pain or the pleasure, being stimulated from both spots at the same time was almost too much as he neared the end.

The coil in his stomach winding tighter with each probe of the fingers and each suck of that sinfully delicious mouth.

Oh how he wanted to run his hands through those silky black locks, just begging to be tugged.

He winced again as he roughly moved his hand to try and touch the temptation, remembering they were tied only a second after a yell echoed throughout the room from the pain of his arm.

Itachi removed his fingers at the scream, only to suck harder on the erection, wilting from the pain.

 Pain and pleasure overrode his senses and a sharp throbbing started in his arm as the broken bones rubbed against each other.

 Tears formed at the corners of his eyes as he shut them tightly and he tried hard to muffle his cries.

He missed the ravens eyes widen at the obvious pain Deidara was in, but he felt the kunai quickly slice through the rope bounding his delicate wrists then Itachi sat up and pulled the blonde onto his lap.

Doing a makeshift sling around the arm and setting it with chakra so it wouldn't move, he pressed another kiss to the tear covered lips. Licking up the salty liquid before plunging his tongue into the slightly open lips.

Deidara kissed back, running his tongue over the dominating one. The man he was straddling held his hips as he grounded their naked erections together.

He moaned into the moist cavern as a hand came up to grasp both members and give sharp tugs, the other sinful hand snuck behind him and rubbed circles on his lower back before traveling lower and rubbing the puckered hole once again.

Plunging three fingers in, still wet from earlier, he wasted no time in preparing the bomber further.

Swiftly moving his tongue along the teeth of his new seme, Deidara  ran his newly freed hands over the body of the raven. Letting the mouths on his hands lick and bite whatever expanse of skin they could reach before bringing them up to the dark silkiness he was dying to touch, tentatively he ran his fingers through it. A moan from Itachi made him grasp some by their roots and drag his head forward so their lips pressed together with bone crushing power.

 Moaning deep into the kiss, Deidara rode the fingers still inside him for all it was worth.

 Regretfully though, the lips and fingers left him seconds later.

Smirking into deep blue, lust covered eyes, Itachi flipped them over and winced at the blondes hands still tangled in his hair.

Deidara just stared back, until his head flew back against the pillows when he felt the head of a hard erection push through the tight ring of muscle.

He felt the long and hard member of the older man push deep into his passage, he felt Itachi's balls slap lightly on his ass as he thrust the last inch inside.

All movement stopped, though it was not needed for the blonde, who, with Itachi's fingers, was stretched enough. Deidara wriggled around quickly encouraging the other man to move. He was rewarded with the retreat of the slick member, and before he could stop himself he let out a whimper at the loss.

The whimper quickly turned into a groan as it was harshly shoved back in to the base.

Itachi hadn't paused for Deidara, he knew the blonde was stretched enough but he himself was no virgin and with the tight heat encircling him, he nearly came at that moment.

Deidara was thrusting his hips back on to the pale length inside his body, not able to move because of their current position.

Moans and pants came from both men as Itachi tried to control himself and Deidara kept trying to tell him to move without words, both were failing in their efforts.

Finally, throwing all pride to the wind, Deidara moaned loudly in complaint, "Itachi please fuck me!"

No one could resist the look on the blondes face, those big puppy dog eyes slowly filling with tears of frustration were his downfall.

He impaled the younger on his impressive length before pulling back out and thrusting it in on a different angle, aiming for the small bundle of nerves he knew were inside.

Finally, one of his random thrusts got lucky and Deidara's head flew back onto the pillows and the fingers in Itachi's hair moved to clutch desperately onto his shoulders.

Itachi took advantage of one of the bombers moans to press his lips down and slip his tongue through the panting, parted lips below.

Deidara could feel the hard length penetrate him with every jolt of the older mans hips, when his own lips were finally release he spoke in a surprisingly intact voice between thrusts, "better...than...I...imagined..."

The coil in his stomach tightened as his prostate was repeatedly abused by the harsh thrusts moving inside him, each one hitting with deadly accuracy.

A loud moan was the only warning as his hands clutched even tighter onto the alabaster skin above him an he spilled his seed onto both of their chests, moaning Itachi's name. Itachi merely grunted before pushing to the hilt and succumbing to the walls clenching around him, spilling his release deep into the bowels of the blonde.

Another moan came from the blonde as he felt the pulsing length inside him release it's contents, and the strangled moan coming from the perfect lips, "Dei..."

And he came a second time as he felt the spent member slide out of him and the body above fell on top of him, before rolling over and wrapping an arm around him. The sticky mess in between both very satisfied men.

Before they fell asleep, Deidara leaned over, careful of the arm on top his chest, and retrieved his ripped shirt to wipe them both down, wincing at the pain in his rear that no amount of stretching could prevent.

'well,' Dei thought to himself, 'at least I'm not a Virgin anymore'

Before settling down beside the pale god who had unknowingly granted his wish.