Dirty Work Brings Dirty Rewards

A/N: Due to popular request, here is a oneshot Naruto x Uchiha Mikoto. This is an AU, obviously, so hold on and enjoy the ride. I'm sure Mikoto will. *snickers* I'll be using something that will appear in my story The Fox Hidden in the Hive.
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The fall air was ripe with the soft kiss of coolness that was heralding in Winter soon, and Naruto was walking home from the training grounds, having worked himself into a frenzy, then down into the depths of exhaustion.

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Almost 24 hours ago
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While waiting on the old man in his office earlier he wandered around like always, staring at the portrait of the Yondaime. It was then though he noticed a spiral blood seal that he hadn't really been aware of before, resting at the bottom of the frame, embedded in the woodwork.

Figuring it wouldn't matter, he bit his thumb and swiped it over the seal, which caused the portrait to slide to the left and a safe covered by genjutsu appeared and opened itself. Inside he found several documents and a sealing scroll full of tri-pronged kunai. Reading the scrolls over and over, he became enraged.

He, Uzumaki Naruto, the orphan whom the Hokage coddled, was the son the Yondaime, and the old bastard hid this from him? What more, he hid the fact that the reason he was hated was because of a fucking furball with a stick up it's ass being sealed inside his belly.

Grabbing these things he stormed into the council chambers, and before anybody, even the ANBU, could react, he decked the Sandaime. Who would've thought a mere 12 year old who had just been in the academy for two years with others his own age would have the balls to do so. Then as he was restrained, he chewed the old man a new one, much to the delight of councilmembers Danzo, Uchiha, and Hyuuga who were surprised to find out the demon brat they wanted dead or controlled was the last Namikaze.

Much to the displeasure of the Sandaime, the three main co-conspirators against him, besides his own former teammates, quickly hatched a plan. It was Fugaku who spoke up. "Naruto-sama, may we speak?" The stunned boy didn't know what to believe when he heard himself being refered to as such, but slowly he nodded his head. Fugaku then stood with Danzo and Hyuuga Hiashi and approached, only to bow to him.

"We are sorry, Namikaze-sama. We misjudged you, and took your overly large chakra-coils and insane regeneration rate for that of the Kyuubi. Our own fear blinded us to the fact that these were the well known traits of your father's clan. To make it up to you, the Uchiha's will offer you a home in our district and you will recieve training from us, the Hyuuga's, and even Councilman Danzo's elite ROOT ANBU."

Naruto's eyes widened, as he knew just how strong these two clans were after getting beaten by them several times, and he instinctively feared ROOT for it dark power. Still, he listened. "All we'd ask in return is that you let us give you the finest women from our clans and from ANBU in order to restore and repopulate your clan, as well as to bring new glory to all of us. If you accept, you will have our loyalty and protection. What do you say?"

The Hokage looked on in fear, but new he could do nothing as right now most of the council was on their side and would go with the flow as long as it went in their favor. Naruto slowly looked up and spoke softly. "I am deeply honored by your offer and touched by your apologies. However, I ask that you give me 24 hours to think about it. I only just dropped my Mask of Stupidity, so doing something smart will take a while. If you could help keep me safe from the villagers during this short time, at the very least, I can say it would look better for you in my eyes."

Many on the council grinned. The boy had the brains of his father and if all it took to keep him loyal was training, a family, and beautiful women to bear his children, then by Kami, they would be happy to let his seed spread wherever he willed it. Danzo looked to Hiashi sho nodded an afirmitive to the head of ROOTs who gave a smile to Fugaku. "It is agreed then. When you have your answer, fill free to come by the Uchiha district."

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Present Time
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Naruto walked to the gates of the Uchiha family compound where he was met by a squad of police who bowed to him and bade him enter. A servent lead him to the main family chamber where Fugaku and his family were seated. Looking up from their table, Fugaku smiled. "Ah, Naruto-kun, please, come join us for dinner."

Nodding his head he came and knealt at the table where he was served up a large plate of very delicious smelling food. One by one Fugaku introduced his family. "This lad here is my eldest son, Itachi, who despite his age, is already an ANBU captain, we're very proud of him. Next to him is Sasuke, our youngest. He's your age, and would make an excellent rival for you once you learn to control your powers. Finally, there is my darling wife, Mikoto."

Naruto looked them all over. Fugaku seemed like a manipulative bastard, his sons seemed to have entire bamboo forests up their asses, and Mikoto... well... damn. She was hot. And her smile was one that was sincere, not faked like the others. Especially Itachi's. That boy was up to no good, and he could tell. After all, he was a master of masks.

"So, Naruto-kun. I take it you've made a decision?" Fugaku asked the boy cheerfully, already knowing his answer. "Hai, Fugaku-san, I will gladly accept your offer. And in a show of good faith, sir, when I am older and have learned my father's techniques; the Rasengan and Hiraishin no jutsu, I will teach your sons the techniques since they were designed not to be copied by the Sharingan."

'Yeah right,' thought Naruto, 'as soon as I get stronger and learn those, and maybe get with some of those hot Uchiha's I've seen, I'm getting the fuck out of here.'

After dinner, they all went to bed, and Fugaku went next door to speak with Hiashi about Naruto's choice. It's a good thing for Naruto, as well as for a couple of Uchiha and Hyuuga, that Naruto decided to sleep with one eye open. The whole night turned into a flying clusterfuck up the ass with a Hyuuga branch family revolt and the wholesale slaughter of both the Hyuuga and Uchiha began in what would later be known as "The Dual Clan Destruction."

When the fireworks began, Naruto ran from his room to grab the only two innocents he knew from the Uchihas, Mikoto and Sasuke. Itachi and some weird snak-like guy were destroying the Uchiha's left and right, so Naruto used a chakra-powered punch to blast a hole into the Hyuuga compound next door, dragging the two with him, literally kicking and screaming.

It was there he saw a girl from class, Hyuuga Hinata, cowering in fear as cousin Neji beat her mercilously with Jyuken strikes all over, tormenting her... playing with her. Seeing this injustice, something inside of him snapped, and he called upon a clan technique that few knew existed to put an end to this bullshit.

Reijuu Yoroi: Kyuubi no Kitsune! (Sacred Beast Armor: Kyuubi no Kitsune)

A bright red flash of demonic, yet surprisingly benevolent chakra, engulfed Naruto's body, causing him to shoot up six inches taller, his hair growing down to mid back, with claws, teeth, and whiskers extending by an appropriate amount. Gone was the bright orange eyesore of an orange jumpsuit, and now in it's place was an elegant black leather armor over red silk pants and matching shirt, with metallic gold cording surrounding the outside each piece of armor which was tied together and to his body with thicker lengths of the same material.

Naruto's normally cerulean eyes opened wide, revealing red ones with dark, slitted pupils while nine tails of chakra formed behind him, swishing briefly before three shot out to stand before Hinata, protecting her from every attempted strike made by Neji. Sensing Itachi and the snake freak closing in, he sent the other six tails to protect Mikoto and Sasuke, while he himself began facing down three very real threats.

Just as he took a relaxed, feral stance, a mass wave of killing intent was felt across the field as the Hokage, his ANBU, and those on the council still loyal to him came in to save the day. About fucking time. When all was said and done, Only Naruto and those whom he had protected had survived, save for Hanabi who was the one to run and get help in the first place and Ichigo, Sasuke's cousin of the same age who had actually been out getting some, thus by Naruto's definition, the only GOOD Uchiha male. The few Hyuugas, Itachi, and snake freak had all gone nuke-nin.

When Sarutobi's ANBU began to close in on Naruto he had to rush to get in front, stopping them. Looking to the boy who had become more, he sighed softly. "You used the sacred beast armor, didn't you?" Naruto only nodded, and allowed the Hokage to help him break out of this form since... well... he never got around to reading that part. With Hinata, Sasuke, and Mikoto safe, they were taken to be examined, while the Hokage examined Naruto himself, who was now reduced to just a pair of tight boxers since everything else ripped.

"Well, Naruto-kun, it seems that while your choice of sacred beast turned out to be a good choice, it's left you in quite a pickle. You now more closely resemble a 22 year old instead of a 12 year old. Don't worry though, we'll not put you through the hassle of the academy. I already know you can do the Kawarimi and Henge, and I know you can do the Kage Bunshin from your father's scrolls... I was watching you after all."

Reaching into his robes, the old man pulled out a Konoha Hitai-Ate, and tied it around the half-naked boy's forehead. "Congratulations Naruto, you're not just a genin, but a Special-Ops Genin under my direct command." This caused Naruto to grin, thinking maybe the old man really did care after all, because from what he'd heard, those few Special-Ops Genin in the past didn't have to do those crappy D-ranked missions.

"Kakashi!" The Hokage cried out, and soon an ANBU with an Inu mask on appeared, looking at the half-naked boy. "I want you to take him to get some clothes right away." The Hokage quickly scribled down something on a scroll and signed it, giving it to Kakashi. "There, that states that I myself am to be charged for his clothes, and if anybody refuses him service or alters the price in a bad way, you have orders to give them one chance to comply, show them this scroll, and if they fail to help after.... kill them."

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The next day
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While out with Kakashi, Naruto had pretty much gathered a lot of ANBU-esque equipment and clothing, with a few pairs of slacks, sweat pants, tanktops, and orange boxers... just because. And due to both the Uchiha and Hyuuga estates being ruined, the four now found themselves sharing a set of Hotel Suites on the Hokage's orders, until a new place could be built.

Both the Uchiha boys and Hyuuga girls had gotten their own rooms to share so they wouldn't be alone, but somehow Naruto got stuck in a suite with Mikoto. The Honeymoon Suite at that. Now everytime he looked up at her, she was smiling at him, making him blush. "MIkoto-san, why do you smile when you lost so much of your family?" he finally asked her.

Slowly she got up and swayed her hips on over to him, taking a seat in his lap, entwining him in those long, lean legs around his wait, and her arms around his neck, pulling her thinly covered chest into his bare one. "Because, Naru-kun, I was just a tool to them, as was Sasuke and his cousin. Fugaku was infertile after Sasuke, so they wanted me to seduce you since they figured I'd make the best Namikaze-Uchiha babies for the clan... but you... you surprised me."

His head tilted, looking her in her dark black eyes, finding her quite exotic. "You protected me and Sasuke, just as you did that Hyuuga girl, Hinata. It's as if you knew we were innocents, and now, here you are paying the price for it." Naruto sighed softly, curling his own arms around Mikoto, enjoying her warmth and closeness. "I've always worn some sort of mask of happiness or stupidity to save myself from getting hurt. I could tell you three were just trying to survive. I'm also glad you and the hyuuga girl also had a relative out of the house."

Mikoto nodded her head, and began stroking her fingers through his hair, then slowly across the whisker marks on his cheeks, illiciting a moan from him. Grinning she lt out a giggle. "You know, Naru-kun, now that you look like this, I think I want to honor my late husband's request and seduce you." Naruto began to frown, but was stopped when she put her finger to his lips.

"I'm not doing this to make perfect little clan babies, Naru-kun, though I really wouldn't mind it if you did get me knocked up a few times as the years go on." Her foice was soft and sweet as she began to grind into his lap, causing him to moan at her ministrations, praying what she said was true, and this wouldn't be a one time thing.

Looking into each others eyes, she spoke softly again. "I do this, Naru-kun, not just to repay you, but to show you what true love is about. Fugaku didn't get it, but you do. You left yourself wide open just to guard us. You know what it's like to protect your precious people, and right now, you're precious to me. Will you let me make you a man, Naru-kun? Will you give me new children that can be raised on the message of love, not power?"

With eeach question, Uchiha Mikoto was grinding deeper into Naruto's crotch. He may have had the body of a 22 year old, but he still had the mind of an adolescent male. Sarutobi, who'd been watching, and giggling perversely, finally gave up watching when Naruto threw Mikoto to the bed and began kissing her deeply, a clear affirmative.