Three Moons Over a Round Deer

(First, this story is going to be completely in Shikamaru’s P.O.V., why? Because I believe it’s going to be a lot funnier this way. And second, he is going to get abused a lot through this, mostly because Temari is angry and dominant. So enjoy this, and pray for Shikamaru’s sake…)
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Three Moons Over a Round Deer

I don’t really care for women, well, not entirely, I think they’re way too troublesome… especially her. I met her during the Chunnin Exams oh so long ago; she was brash, cruel, spunky, and relentless. And that fan, that giant fucking fan she always had, it hurts when she blows it, it hurts more when she swings with it, Kami, how many times have I been hit with it by now?

Anyways, I figure that if I have to go with the four of them to Sunagakure, I’m going to get forcibly removed from the room by her; I mean come on… such a drag. Before I went to start that mission, I went over to see Kurenai and the kid, my morning ritual before a mission, and this morning she said Konohamaru was going to be over, so he could help take care of his cousin.

I took my keys out of my pocket, and unlocked the door, she let me have a set in case she wasn’t home or she was sleeping, and it was damn early in the morning, I hated to be up, but there was a mission today, and I figure Kurenai Onee-chan wouldn’t see me for a few days. Konohamaru was holding the kid as I walked in, trying to get him to go back to sleep, but to no avail. “How bothersome, why can’t you get him to sleep?”

I asked him, hoping he’d give me a good answer. It’s not like I hate Konohamaru or anything, but his teacher was Naruto, and yeah, I doubt Ebisu taught him anything really important. “Well, I figured I try to hold him, rock him back and forth, but it’s not working,” he said, I figured that would be his first real instinct. “Alright, hand him over to me, I’ll get him down,” I said, and he carefully gave the boy to me, and I looked at him, “go get me a diaper and his bottle.”

Konohamaru didn’t need to think twice, he knew if he didn’t I would have made him, sometimes I love using the ‘shadow possession’ technique. I got on the ground and gently put the kid on the floor, opening up his clothing and diaper. “He just peed, but I bet he feels uncomfortable,” Konohamaru gave me the diaper and some wipes, I chuckled a bit, didn’t even have to say anything for him to go and get it.

I cleaned the baby up and put a fresh diaper on him, and gave the dirty one to Konohamaru, who started gagging as he ran towards the trash, I thought it was funny. I dressed the baby back up and lifted him up, grabbing the bottle Konohamaru left on the table, “ok, time to eat,” I said, putting the nipple up to the kids mouth, he instinctively started sucking on it, breakfast.
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Kurenai walked out of her bedroom in her silk pajamas and rubbed her eyes while yawning. “Good morning Shika-kun, good morning Konohamaru,” she sighed, I giggled a little and went on the ‘attack.’ “You stay up late watching horror movies again?” I couldn’t resist laughing a bit, she loved her horror movies; it gave her ideas on how to use her Genjutsu. “Maybe,” She giggled back, walking over to kiss her baby on the forehead. Konohamaru walked out of the kitchen and tried to regain his composure, he was still a kid, and it wasn’t surprising that he just threw up from that.

I handed the kid over to his mom and walked over to Konohamaru, patting him on the back, “you ok now kid?” I asked, and all he could do was nod, which made me laugh with and at him a little. “So,” Kurenai looked over at me, “you’re off on a mission for a few days?” “Yeah, have to go to Sunagakure with Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, and Ino,” I paused for a second and sighed, “if I die this time, tell my mom and dad that I love them,” I said it a kinda mockingly way, it got a laugh out of the woman.

“Oh, she loves you, she just doesn’t want to show you that,” Kurenai was kinda being sarcastic with me, and she was just about the only woman I could deal with doing that. “I swear Kurenai, one day she’s going to kill me with that thing,” I grunted, rubbing the back of my neck softly. Kurenai just smiled, “well, you did say she was more gentle with you when you both do… that,” she started blushing, I just shrugged and sighed, “yeah, but before and during it, she’s a violent woman, I mean a really troublesome, angry, violent woman.”

I gave Kurenai a hug at the door and took off, I always thought of her as a big sister, and always knew that the two of them were going out. Asuma was a good man, he smoked a lot, but he was almost like a big brother or a second father to me, that’s why I always go over to her house every day, because he wanted me to, can’t ignore the request of a dying friend. After that mission, she and I supported each other, it was the first time someone I cared about died, and so, I was pretty bummed.
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I met up with the group at the main gate, “Well,” I sighed, “let’s get going with this troublesome mission….” And with the rough beating and angry sex I’m going to have to endure, my last time with her gave me nightmares for a month or so. “Alright,” said Naruto, “Let’s go,” and we all headed out. I started to think about the mission, it was for R&R for the two couples behind me, and Tsunade (in all her wisdom [sarcastic]) told me to go too, so I could spend some ‘quality time’ with my Girlfriend. Sometimes, I think she does it just to get me out of bed in the morning, our Hokage is so troublesome.

I decided to take them through the quickest route possible, knowing where the sandstorms were because of the note Temari gave me the other day, I knew that I was going to be taking Ino and Sakura with me, but Naruto and Hinata just got together, it was about damn time he saw how much she loved him, lucky bastard.

It had only taken a few hours to get to Sunagakure, and Temari was waiting for us at the gate, she followed right next to me as we walked to her brother’s office. Her and I didn’t talk, as she was too busy looking around and talking to the other villagers, some had problems, some she just wanted to see how they were doing. As she was talking to them, showing them all how much she truly cared, it made me wonder, wonder why the hell she wasn’t like that with me. When we got to the office, the two couples waited in the ‘lobby’ and I walked with Temari down the hall.

“You know Shikamaru, I’m going to fuck you rotten through the course of the next three days,” she said, I groaned a little, when she said it like that, it made me wanna cry a little on the inside, such a pain. We walked to the office door, and she turned around, and bit my neck, not surprising, and she didn’t do it what hard. “I’ll see you in a bit sexy,” she grinned a little as she walked through the door, closing it behind her. I walked back to the others, hoping that this time was a lot better then last time, I mean come on, who the fuck does that with a giant iron fan, honestly?

It had been about a half an hour or so when Gaara’s ABNU guards arrived, telling us we could enter, we walked down the hall with them, and entered the office, I handed the scroll to Gaara and stepped back, he opened it and read. “Hmmmmmm,” Gaara hummed, looking it over, “I see, very well, you are all dismissed, except for Haruno and Uzumaki.” As soon as that was said, Temari grabbed me by my spiky ponytail and dragged me out of the room. “What a drag,” was all I could say, Ino and Hinata started giggling.
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“Man, you need to lose some weight or something,” I said, as the vindictive blonde was comfortably wrapped around my back, ‘requesting’ I give her a piggy back ride. “Well, maybe if you were as strong as your best friend, you wouldn’t bitch about it so much,” she said, she was very proud of her figure. We walked to her small apartment, which was almost on the other side of the village from the Kazekage’s office.

Why am I bitching about that? Because Temari made her ‘request’ from the Kazekage building, it wasn’t that she was fat (besides her chest, she was actually pretty damn fit), it was the extra Twenty-two Kilograms of weight that is her fan that was killing me. We finally made it to the building, and she unlocked the door (while still on my back,) and I opened the door and walked in, and Temari finally got off of my back, I just fell to the ground, exhausted.

Did this stop Temari from moving me? No, she happily grabbed my by the back of the neck and threw me onto her bed. It was a nice studio apartment, always clean, orderly, with a queen sized bed in the corner; she bought a small deer figurine and placed it on a small shelf next to it. She said that she bought it to remind her of me, I didn’t see the resemblance, but I figured she meant something about my name. As soon as I rolled off of my stomach, she jumped on top of me, kissing my neck rather hard.

“So Nara, what do you wanna do?” She asked, hoping that I would just say what she was going to do anyways. “Well, I figured we could play a nice game of Go, but I know you’re going to rip my vest and shirt off and proceed to have sex with me, so, I guess I’ll just say rough sex?” her answer was to kiss me on the lips, ramming her tongue down my throat. She took my vest off and ripped my brand new shirt in half in the process, I was pissed, but I knew she was going to sow it back up when we were finished.

She untied her sash, and her Kimono opened, revealing her naked body, “my, aren’t we prepared for sex today,” I mocked her; she just scratched my chest a little. A little note about Temari, she is rough with me, both outside and inside of bed, I even have a bunch of permanent scars from a couple of ‘incidents’ in bed, but when she’s done and finally orgasms, she’s as quiet and fluffy as a kitten. She took out the ribbons that wrapped around her 4 pigtails, I always thought she looked ridiculous with them, and she took the hair tie off of my ponytail.

“You know Nara,” She said, as she pulled me up by my hair, sucking on my earlobe, “I love you with your hair down.” I always thought I had a good hairstyle, it made me look tough like my Father, Shikaku, it also kept the hair out of my eyes while I slept on my desk during classes. She wrapped her arms around me, digging her nails into my back and plopping quite hard onto my lap, and I groaned a little. My Father always told me ‘No matter how strong-mined a woman is, she will show kindness to the man she loves,’ and all I could think of when I was with this psycho was ‘fuck you they are!”
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She rubbed her naked pussy all over my crotch, and my dick was slowly starting to grow inside my pants, she kept sitting on it hard, and I groaned in pain. “Oh, does my Shika-kun want his cock to come out,” she giggled, mocking my agitated groans. “Damnit woman, just fucking do it already,” I screamed, and she unzipped my pants, straddling my dick with her soft, pink flesh.

It felt good, she was obviously wet, and she didn’t take much time to push my cock inside of her, damn, why doesn’t she just take her time? It always hurts when she first gets it into herself, even when I had just taken her virginity, she practically killing herself with it, I never saw her in so much pain, ever. She clawed into my back again, moving herself faster and harder, you know, I should be grateful she’s so wet, and if she were any tighter, I’m pretty sure by now she would have broken my dick off.

I started kissing her neck, she moaned almost to the equivalent of a feral beast (or the damn weasel she summons,) and she cried out, “OH SHIKA-KUN!” She wrapped her legs around me and squeezed hard, digging her nails deeper into my back; I knew she was going to cum soon.

I nibbled on her earlobe (her greatest weakness,) and she started to shake a bit, “FUCK,” She howled, nearly breaking my lower back with her legs and actually breaking skin on my upper back with her nails. Her orgasms are always amazing, her vagina doesn’t just contract, it feels like it’s trying to pull me in, and every so often (like now, for instance,) she squirts a bit, and the hot juice makes my dick feel much better after she usually almost snaps it in half.

She loosened her grip and started to calm down, snuggling in my arms as her pussy continued to spasm around my cock. She softly kissed me on the lips and nuzzled her head against mine, “I love you Nara Shikamaru,” she said.

Unfortunately, I didn’t come yet (as usual,) so I told her to get off and get on her hands and knees, which she did without question. I moved behind her and put my dick right near her ‘other entrance,’ and she moaned a little, what did I tell you, quiet and fluffy like a kitten. I pushed it in slowly, cause there’s no point in straining myself to get off, and she responded by pushing back, softly and slowly. Temari didn’t like to admit it (well, until she orgasms, then she’s usually quite open about things, such a pain,) but this girl loves anal, with a passion.

She also loves my penis’s size for it, ‘not enough to hurt, but just enough to get me off,’ she always says, I mean, for a 7 inch penis, it’s only average, but she loves it. I really love fucking her in the ass myself, it is tighter then her vagina, but seems unusually lubricated and clean, and if she just came (and her orgasms seem to last for a while,) her reproductive organs move inside of her a little, making it feel amazing. I never take more then a few minutes while I’m doing this, since she only does this after an orgasm (she did one other time on my birthday, I had fun,) and my orgasm is usually quite intense.

“AH!” I said, my only pleasurable moan comes as soon as I orgasm and I drilled myself into her all the way, blowing a massive load into her intestines. She starts to moan again, and her ass flexes, making me cum for longer and harder. I pull out (and a white trail seeps out of her hole,) and she comfortably lied on her side, and I snuggled with he, finally content.
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She checks my wounds on my back as I lay on my stomach, and she kisses them. “I’m sorry Shika-kun, I know I’m too rough sometimes,” she said, rubbing my shoulders, I just shrug. “I’m gonna go get some water, do you want anything sweetie?” she asked me, knowing exactly what I want. “I want my bottle of sake and a sandwich,” I grunted a bit, she didn’t mind if I was a bit rude, since she knows it’s really the pain talking.

“Alright honey, I’ll go get it for you,” she said, running into her small kitchen area to get everything, the other thing about her after we have sex, she always listens to me and does everything I say, without even remotely being snide or argumentative about it, I liked it. She came back to bed with the bottle, a nice sandwich, and her glass of water, I quickly took a few bites of the sandwich (ham and cheese, plain and simple, I like it,) and drink some of the alcohol, then I hug her, gently kissing her neck.

She sighs happily and rests her head on my shoulder, and we lay down for a long nap, besides having sex, sleeping was my personal favorite pastime, and with her, my naps were slightly longer, nice….
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(I know this is kinda short and both seem to change their moods a lot, but it’s natural for these two to be like that, since Temari would only be tough for a little while and Shikamaru would eventually enjoy himself. I might make a sequel to this story, as with the Sakura/Ino one, but that’s an idea for another day, I’m going to sleep for a bit, writing these stories is a little too troublesome sometimes….)(hold shit, did I, the lazy bastard writer, just edit this?)