Mr. Right

Hello....I can't seem to get any good ideas for my other fic, so, I'll post this instead.

ON WITH THE FIC!!


“Speech”
‘Thoughts’
“Speech/Thoughts or Whisper”
*noise/action *
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"How've you been? It's been a while, I heard about the family."

"Y-yeah." Sasuke replied.

Naruto turned to Sasuke.

"How do you know each other?"

"He used to teach me and Itachi Martial arts. Since we weren't the outside type kids, my mom wanted us to be evolved in something physical. So we chose Martial arts......How's that going by the way?" Sasuke said leaning against Naruto's car.

"Ohh I quit that, long time ago." Kakashi said, shaking his head and smiling.

"Why?"

"After being kicked in the family jewels a couple of times by the rowdy young ones.....I had to apply for retirement."

Both boys made an 'Ouuuuch' face and covered their pieces; like someone would straight up 'I Dream of Genie' out of nowhere and kick them.

"I'm pretty sure, I'm sterile by now." He said, walking towards the entrance, silently telling the boys to follow.

As they walked in, the first thing they saw was the brilliant, shimmering, chandelier and a curvaceous, marble staircase.

"Wow, you guys really hooked it up in here." Naruto said, nodding his head in approval.

"Is that my BAYYBBYY!?" An amused voice could be heard, steadily getting louder as it approached.

"DAAAADDYYYY!!"

Iruka rounded the corner of the hall and Naruto went racing, to give him a big hug and kiss on the cheek.

"How was your vaykay?" Naruto asked.

"Wonderful of course. It was refreshing to hear our native language being spoken all around again." Iruka said smiling.

"Aa."

"Well, well, well, who have we got here?!" Iruka's smile got wider.

"Uchiha Sasuke, sir."

"SIR?" Naruto, Iruka and Kakashi scrunched their faces up.

"You make me sound old!" Iruka said, stepping over to Sasuke and giving him a bone crushing hug.

"Gomen." Sasuke said, with what little breath he had left to spare.

"Daijobu, Daijobu, come on in! Let's go talk in the living room!" Iruka said, leading all three males into a well decorated, sizeable room and motioned for everyone to take a seat.

Kakashi gracefully sat down, taking a seat by Iruka, whereas Naruto plopped down, leaning against the armrest, locking his fingers behind his head, throwing his right leg up into the crevice of the couch and his left; hanging off the front. Sasuke looked at Naruto like; 'Where am I going to sit?' and Naruto looked at the sparse amount of couch left for Sasuke to sit, like; 'So, sit between my legs' Sasuke glared and took a seat between Naruto's spread legs, facing Kakashi and Iruka, the later smiling widely.

"So, how long have you two-" Iruka was abruptly cut off.

"HEY IRU-ka, you wouldn't be-lieve who I ran into today." Naruto said, obviously trying to avoid Iruka's inquisition.

Iruka looked confused at Naruto and replied.

"Who?"

"INO!"

"Really?! Wow, we haven't seen her in a while. I'm so glad we took her in."

Naruto closed his eyes smiling.

"I remember the day all the paperwork was final and they told us that she was temporarily in our care.....we were so happy."
Sasuke looked over at Naruto.

"Paperwork?"

Naruto opened his eyes looking at Sasuke.

"Yeah, she used to play with me and live down the street from us, when I was younger. One day, she spent the night over my house and the next, her house was nothing but a pile of ashes, her house was burnt down and her parents were killed in the fire, so she became an orphan, like myself, and we "adopted" her for a while, until her uncle heard the news and came to raise her.*Yawn*"

Iruka smiled at Naruto.

"You sleepy kit?"

'Kit?' Sasuke thought amused.

Naruto closed his eyes and nodded.

"Alright, we'll talk later; you can take a quick nap." Iruka said standing and walking out with Kakashi.

Sasuke sat staring at the empty spot where Iruka and Kakashi were, just seconds ago.

"Oookayy, what am I supposed to do?" Sasuke asked Naruto.

Naruto reached out and pulled Sasuke down, to lie between his legs and wrapped his arms around Sasuke's chest.

"Take a nap with me." Naruto said, making himself more comfortable.

Sasuke shifted around in his arms and laid his head on Naruto's steadily rising and falling chest, wrapping his arms around Naruto's waist. Sasuke looked up at Naruto's closed, content eyes.

"I'm not tired...."

Naruto opened his eyes half mast, looking at Sasuke.

"...But I'll just lay here with you, until you wake up."

Naruto smiled and they both met half way, on a chaste kiss. Sasuke smiled to himself, laying his head down on Naruto's chest, looking at the couch Kakashi and Iruka once sat on.

'I hope that'll be us someday.' Sasuke thought closing his eyes and unintentionally drifting off to sleep.

Meanwhile,

"AWWWWWWW!" Iruka whispered. "They're so cute! We should've had the camera!"

Kakashi shook his head.

"Ruka, let's leave them alone, okay?"

Iruka looked over at Kakashi, pouting.

"Okay."


Almost three hours later, Naruto woke to find that Sasuke was no longer lying on top of him, but was laying upside-down, looking at him from the love seat cattycorner to him. Sasuke swiveled around, sitting upright in the chair, running a hand through his mussed hair.

"About time." Sasuke said.

Naruto stood, stretching his body, hearing satisfying cracks, from his unyielding joints.

"You didn't sleep at all?" Naruto asked, stepping toward the Uchiha and squatting in front of him, a little below eye level, pulling him down into a passionate kiss, utilizing the cone shaped bead on his tongue, to ensue the utmost pleasure into the kiss.

"Hey Sasuke, is Naru-OH!! I'M SORRY! YOU GUYS JUST GO AHEAD! I'LL LEAVE!! JUST ACT LIKE I WAS NEVER HERE!!" Iruka yelled in a frenzy, backing out of the living room quickly.

Sasuke gripped Naruto's biceps and dropped his head on his right shoulder, closing his eyes.

"Nothin' get's those damn homo's like a good ol' mood killer eh, Satan?" Naruto said....to Satan, standing and pulling Sasuke up with him to go join the other two.

"You ready to go?" Naruto asked and Sasuke shrugged his shoulders.

They got up and walked into the kitchen when they heard the refrigerator door close.

"Alright guys, we're gonna' head out. I know it was quick, but I just wanted to drop by and say hey, and introduce my best friend here." Naruto said, jerking his thumb towards Sasuke.

"Okay, it was nice meeting you Sasuke." Iruka said, hugging Sasuke again.

"Likewise." The raven said coolly.

"Alright Sasuke, don't be a stranger now, bye." Kakashi said giving Sasuke a quick hug.

"WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Naruto asked, forgotten, flailing his arms about.

Kakashi and Iruka looked around, passing over Naruto as if he wasn't there.

"Kakashi, did you hear something?"

"IT'S ME! I SAID SOMETHING!"

"Who?" Kakashi said acting like he didn't see Naruto hopping up and down in front of him.

"NARUTO!!" He said, desperate to make them notice him.

Sasuke shook his head at the childish reaction Naruto was giving.

"Naruto? Who is Naruto?" Iruka asked into the air, faking confusion.

"YOUR SON!! IT'S ME! I'M HERE!"

"Ohhh, our son!!!" Kakashi and Iruka said jointly, giving their step-son a massive bear hug and kiss.

Sasuke smiled at the warm scene.

"C'mon over here!" Iruka motioned for Sasuke to join in on the family hug.

They parted and headed towards the door.

"Bye dad...s, we'll come back over soon, love you!"

'We?' Sasuke thought happily.

"Bye love you!" They said, waving, as Sasuke and Naruto got in the car and pulled out of the driveway.

"YAY!! WE'RE GONNA BE GRANDPARENTS!" Iruka yelled, glomping Kakashi.

Kakashi just smiled, dragging Iruka back into the house.

"Let's make some babies of our own."

"Oooo I KNEW that's why you didn't protest Naruto leaving so early!" Iruka said, before dashing up the staircase, starting a full-on chase around the house.


The ride home was quiet and comfortable. Naruto drove with the music down low, every so often glancing over at Sasuke to see if he was still awake. Naruto looked at the time.

'Damn, how is it already 8:46?' Thought Naruto, pulling into their unusually, crowded, apartment complex.

"Jeeze! Is someone having a party or something!? HAHAHA!" Naruto laughed at himself, for thinking such an absurd thought. I mean, who has parties in this part of town if it wasn't him!!


"KIBBAAAA!!!"

Kiba attempted running and hiding behind Haku at the DJ table, in the corner. Despite the deafening music, blaring into the night, Naruto's monstrous voice was still able to be heard clearly. Naruto spotted a bush of spiky brown hair, pathetically trying to hide itself behind some of the electrical equipment, on the flimsy table. Kiba looked up between a speaker and the turn table, scouting for Naruto, but couldn't find him. When he felt a tap on his shoulder, he swatted the hand away dismissively.

"One second Haku, I'm trying to hide from Naruto."

"Oh, I'll MAKE SURE TO TELL HIM!!!" Naruto yelled.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Kiba stood, ready to flee, before Naruto grabbed him by his collar and hoisted him up off the floor single handedly.

"Kiba, you KNOW I'm already pissed at you from this morning, why the HELL would you go and do something like this?!"

"WAIT, WAIT I TOLD YOU THERE WAS GOING TO BE A PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT!!"

"NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU FLEA RIDDIN LIAR!!!"

"YES I DID!!! Zee_Kay, if you would be so kind..."

The music stopped and everyone stopped dancing, for....THE FLASHBACK!

"Ooooooooohh Iiii get it *wink*…….Anyways, I was thinking, maybe to-"

Naruto straight up Hulked it and threw Kiba flying over the balcony rail, and wasn't satisfied until he heard Kiba's frightened shriek end with and 'oof'……..Okay, that's not what happened….but Naruto was thinkin' it.

"-party at your house tonight." Was all Naruto caught out of the incessant rambling.

"See?"

Naruto shrugged his shoulders.

"Ehh, I guess you're right." And instantly the silence was broken and the party continued.

Toot that thang up mami make it roll
Once you pop pop lock it for me girl get low
If yo mama gave it to you baby girl let it show
Once you pop lock drop it for me maybe we can roll

Pop lock and drop it
Pop lock and drop it
Pop lock and drop it
Pop lock and drop it
Pop lock and drop it
Pop lock and drop it
Pop lock and drop it (!)

"I'm thirsty, where's the drinks?" Naruto yelled in Kiba's ear, over the music and Kiba pointed in the direction of the....punch....Ohhh but it wasn't punch...Nooo, more like kick, because that's what you're gonna get out of it, with all the vodka they put in that hoe. Naruto looked around at all the tightly, packed, sweaty, twisting bodies, pop lock and dropping it, in what was supposed to be his living room, maneuvering his way over to the table, to get him and Sasuke something to drink. After getting his drinks he looked around for Sasuke and was shocked to see him.....already with a cup in hand, dancing?! WITH SOME DUDE!! DAMNIT SHAQUISHA, DON'T DO IT! DON-Awww too late.

"Hey Naru-" A random girl from his school was trying to talk to him, but he whipped her around and pulled her to his body and started dancing with her.
Since she'd had a crush on him since as far back as she could remember, this was like heaven for her......Time to get into slut mode. She bent over, grinding her ass back into him, looking over her shoulder and putting her finger in her mouth suggestively. Naruto looked down at her; eyes half lidded, but.......why isn't this turning him on? This hot chick is practically begging for it and he feels....nothing....
'I'm not gay! Naruto told himself.

And yo skin so smooth
I'm havin fantasies about what you and me can do
And you an undacover freak
You probably thinking da same
I'm seein light up on yo face because you peepin my chain
And i ain't tryna put tou out there as if you a freak
So don't even take it that way jus say you did it fo me
And yeah you probably roll wit me cause its money in my pockets
So before then i gotta see you pop lock and drop it

Toot that thang up mami make it roll
Once you pop pop lock it for me girl get low
If yo mama gave it to you baby girl let it show
Once you pop lock drop it for me maybe we can roll

Sasuke glanced over and saw Naruto grinding with some bitch bent over, with both of his hands on the small of her back. Basically, it looked like they were fucking with their clothes on. Naruto looked up in time to see Sasuke look away, leaning his head on that guy's right shoulder, bringing his hands up to wrap around his neck backwards, still grinding back into him, while the guy had his hands planted on either one of Sasuke's hips. Naruto nudged the girl to stand up straight and turn around, when she did, he lifted her left leg to wrap around the inside of his elbow, and she started to roll her chest and stomach, grinding into him, front-to-front.

I'm thinkin if i can handle it the way you make it roll
You groovin and speedin up
You right in between us
If you a stripteasa then baby don't tease us
At first i thought i was trippin
But my vision gettin clearer
You moving that thang around as if you practice in da mirra
She doin a new dance
What the next man said
I'm like naw she just pop locking on a headstand

Sasuke was appalled! Drinking what was left in his plastic cup, he stormed away from the guy, rendering him partner less, going to get more punch and walking out of the apartment. Naruto pushed the girl off of him and rushed after Sasuke. The two abandoned tools, found each other and started dancing together. When Naruto stepped outside, there were people smoking and drinking on the balcony, but he couldn't find Sasuke. People stopped to talk to him but he didn't care about them! He was searching frantically for Sasuke.

"Looking for me?... dobe." Sasuke whispered in Naruto's ear.

Naruto turned around, relieved to see nobody took advantage of this tipsy Sasuke.

"Hey, give me that, you've had enough of this stuff." Naruto said, taking the cup from Sasuke and downing it himself.

"Hey!" Sasuke said, frowning and snatching the cup back, turning it upside down, watching a red drop leak from the inside. "You drank it all!"

Naruto pulled Sasuke back into his apartment and started dancing sultrily in front of him.

Pop lock and drop it
Now pop lock and drop it fo me
Pop lock and drop it
Say pop lock and drop it
Now whats yo name girl
Neva mind neva mind
Do you thang girl fire you ain't neva lied
Whats yo name girl
Neva mind neva mind
Do you thang girl fire you ain't neva lied

The song ended and another one instantly started.

Come enjoy the life
Baby take a ride
I just wanna find you, you
Baby you and I can have a good time
Tell me what you like oo oo
Sasuke turned around and pressed his body flush against Naruto and started swaying his hips.
Now listen. I've been single for awhile now.
And I been kinda lonely
I've been looking for somebody to talk to, love me, someone who can hold me
Is that you?

I'm looking for somebody I can call boo,
Sasuke started popping his hips back against Naruto, at each syllable of Ciara's voice, putting one of his hands on his stomach and the other on his left hip.

Looking for the only one that I can give my all to
Tell me if it's you you you
What you gonna do do do
Make ya mooveeee
Sasuke grinded back harder on the repeated words.

You can be my teacher I'll do homework
You can give me extra credit baby I'll do more work
What you wonna do do do...now It's me and you you you
Move
Sasuke repeated the same moves he did for the first verse, then turned around facing Naruto.

Move so rite, how it feels so rite
You can be my prince my knight
You can be my superman save me here I am
When Ciara said 'how', Sasuke made a face like he was enraptured in pure bliss; dropping his eyelids less than half mast, leaving his mouth open and grinding his quickly rising erection into Naruto's.

Cuz baby, there's nothing I won't do, to spend my life with youNaruto placed his hands on either one of Sasuke's hips bringing him closer.
I'll give my love to you, I promise, that I will never lie to you boy
This love we have is true just to spend my life with you
I'll give my heart to you, I promise, that I will never lie to you boy
Sasuke side-stepped behind Naruto and wrapped his arms around his stomach. Naruto lifted his arms to link around Sasuke's neck, grinding back into him.

You and me together, picture perfect
"I'll spend all my money all the time because your worth it" Sasuke whispered in Naruto's ear.
It's just me and you you you
What you wonna do do do
Make a movee

Call me momma, spoil you like a baby
Thinking bout you, dreaming bout you got me going crazy
What you gonna do do do
Now it's me and you you you
Move it

Sasuke turned Naruto around again and kissed him heatedly.

Move so rite, how it feels so rite
You can be my prince, my knight
You can be my superman, save me here I am

Naruto pulled away from Sasuke to whisper in his ear.

"I wanna' have sex with you Sasuke."(#)

Sasuke moaned at Naruto's blatant, lust filled, confession and nodded, grabbing his wrist and pulling him through the packed, sweaty, crowd, out of his apartment, and into his own, closing and locking the door…..


TBC


(!)This song is annoying, but it's a good party song.
(#)WHO SAYS THAT?!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!! TORTURE!!!!! *sigh* Next chapter, will DEFFINATLY be a lemon : ) Thanks for reading!!! Review & vote!!......For what? I still don't know…
JA!